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Roycropper
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Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Brother Uzoma got it right this time! I do hope his mum's dress doesnt get caught in the back wheel - he looks a little worried. They cant wait to get their huge 'Hallelujagobble!' sign up and make a start on tatooing the population. They also want exclusive Nigerian rights to Fundaligion. They still think they are about to be rich - Bless!
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Dear Brother Roy
We have recieved the notification of the money sent to us by you.Thanks very much.infact we have award a contract to the artist who is desiging the sign board like the exact one you sent to us.Immediately peter give the banks the reqirements they needed from him and clear the money from the bank,we start the construction at the church site.we are very happy because the tatoo artist man will get his money.
sir you know that immediately we are through with the sign board and mount it at the construction site,many people will contact you through your web site.Sir we appeal to you to direct them to the Nigeria branch so that we can monitor their baptism and send their pictures to you.Sir we want you to help us so that we become the only representative here in Nigeria so that other branches would be established by us,because the owerri eastern branch is near to sorth,north and west so you see that it is the central..And also we can monitor the geniue and fake members.
Any time from now,we will be sending the baptism photographs of our new members.
We shall keep the lord's work and be honest and obedient members
HALLUJAGOBBLE!
BEST REGARDS,
Brothers uzoma,peter and chimezie . |
This may be the last trophy, there is a problem with Peter's money transfer. I said they were going on a roadtrip:
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Brother Roy, this money transfer has given us embarrassments to the banks and stress by visiting almost three states and now we have awarded a contract to a sign board writer. In fact the disappointment to the bank have give us a big blow kindly instruct your bank to withdraw the money transfer and resend it through moneygram or Western Union Money Transfer. This is the only international money
Transfer that is existing in Nigeria.
Yours brother,
Peter Ijeoma. |
Well the church office is shut for Easter, along with our bank, but I'm sure we can get him down the Moneygram office a few times next week.[img][/img] |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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friday3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 1341
Location: beating my new firefox..
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:58 pm |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:59 pm |
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Fantastic!  |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:14 pm |
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Stargate
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 2301
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:14 pm |
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BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! That guy will become a legend! |
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Rollo_Tomasi
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Feb 2006
Posts: 310
Location: On Standby
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:16 pm |
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That is some FUNNY S**T!
And a safari to boot!
Excellent Work!
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bombardier
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Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 2021
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:20 pm |
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mugu fugu
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Mar 2006
Posts: 182
Location: United Kindom of Scotlandshire
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:27 pm |
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Thanks Roy, I've never blown Fosters out of my nose before (i've had hot tea) but your picture made that a first for me.
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louise.slyna
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Feb 2006
Posts: 56
Location: somewhere near the final frontier
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:03 pm |
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Fantastic |
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Random Hero
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 18
Location: in front of the cupboard, realizing I am tired of Ramen noodles
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:20 pm |
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I'd like to see the next photo in that series - Nigerian Jesus' robes get caught in his bike spokes and he falls painfully to the ground.
Has anyone every tried an actual crucifixion modality?!?! I just thought of that. I'm sure someone could make it happen... |
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bazzup
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Joined: 20 Mar 2006
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:25 pm |
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i've been waiting with 'baited' breath for christ on a bike and here he is lmao |
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Nurse Nasty
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Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:40 pm |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:48 pm |
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ROTFLOL!
Congrats on the excellent bait and trophy... 
Drats... I wanted to see if he can ride on water with that bike. |
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bazzup
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 20 Mar 2006
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:51 pm |
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ROTFLOL!
I wanted to see if he can ride on water with that bike. |
lmao thats gotta be the next one |
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Bulldozer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Mar 2006
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:17 pm |
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lmfao @ that pic, what a legend lol |
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:33 pm |
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@ pic.
Can you please edit the title of your thread to add NSFK? I need to clean the pepsi out of mine now. |
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bombardier
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:37 pm |
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Monty
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Apr 2006
Posts: 39
Location: North of South America
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:53 pm |
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That's fantastic! |
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Rover
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Joined: 13 Apr 2004
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Location: North of the Limpopo
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:04 pm |
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lotta
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Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:04 pm |
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Nap Olean
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:12 pm |
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Great Pic!!! Now all we need is for Shiver to get a carving of your lad on the bike!!!! |
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kleindoofy
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:15 pm |
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Good thing he has that Holland style chain guard. 
Just imagine: prone Christ, flat on nose, torn robe, covered with bike. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:24 pm |
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When I get back next week I've got to get Brother Uzoma started on a different bait before this one is closed down (and find time to post the first 100 handwritten pages of Bram Stoker's original 'Dracula').
He's happy dressing up, taking his clothes off, getting a tatoo, follows instructions and occasionaly volunteers his own photos. See the avatar for the picture he was supposed to follow. Can't see a halo though. |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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bazzup
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Joined: 20 Mar 2006
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:31 pm |
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@roy still got a better wave though |
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mugumogambo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Nov 2005
Posts: 337
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:36 pm |
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Oh my God! That is too much! Congrats! |
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