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capt_birdseye
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 28
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:51 pm |
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I've been pestering my pet for weeks to get me some photos of some lovely ladies that I may wish to marry. He's been trying to set me up with Rosemary:
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| You have given me a heavy task this evening, I have spent so much money now to make sure that the below attached pictures are forwarded to you. I am doing this in respect of my relationship with you. I do not trust this other girls but I can stand for Rosemary. |
However, Rosemary is a bit of a minger and also looks to be married already!
Not too keen on Sandra, although she clearly is so famous he got her picture straight out of a magazine:
Miss Oluchi is very traditionally dressed but not quite my cup of tea:
So I decided that I would go for the lovely Joy:
I have asked him to forward her the following poem that I wrote in her honour:
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Oh Joy, Joy, Joy,
You make me feel like a little Boy, Boy, Boy,
Please treat me like your Toy, Toy, Toy,
I love you so much, but my name is not Roy, Roy, Roy,
Please envelope me in your love my Joy, Joy, Joy,
Together we will make babies.
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I'm getting to the end of this bait so this may tip him over the edge! And Barrister Tunde is getting upset because I keep calling him Turde. Let's wait and see. |
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DynamoKebab
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Joined: 15 Feb 2006
Posts: 12
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:56 pm |
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They'll be gutted upon realising how it was all a ploy,ploy,ploy.  |
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Ug the Barbarian
Account closed at users request
Joined: 10 Aug 2005
Posts: 473
Location: Great Britain Sanity: Flaming penguins Drinks: Beer
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:38 pm |
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Tell him you want a woman with a superflous nipple and to provide evidence |
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Drew555
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Feb 2006
Posts: 134
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:54 pm |
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Reckon she needs planning permission to sit down?
I see you baby....shakin that ass......shakin that ass......
Drew |
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bombardier
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Joined: 02 Jan 2006
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:09 pm |
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capt_birdseye
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 28
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Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:34 pm |
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Thanks, it was from the heart.  |
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tubthumper
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 May 2005
Posts: 881
Location: Ourrah pobiedah
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Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:29 am |
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Oh Joy, Joy, Joy,
You make me feel like a little Boy, Boy, Boy,
Please treat me like your Toy, Toy, Toy,
I love you so much, but my name is not Roy, Roy, Roy,
Please envelope me in your love my Joy, Joy, Joy,
Together we will make babies. |
Sheer bloody poetry. Fine art indeed. If that is not enough to win the heart of any fair West African maiden then I don't know what is. |
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cvb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 489
Location: UK
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Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:23 pm |
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I hope she does not become Coy Coy Coy. |
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capt_birdseye
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 28
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Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:32 pm |
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His driver's going to get me her email address and phone number!  |
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capt_birdseye
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 28
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Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:33 am |
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Finally got a reply out of her(him?).
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Hi Janus,
I am very happy to read your poem as well as your mail of
friday. Frankly I do not know exactely what to say even after
reading your poem, that was the sweetest peom I have ever
received from anybody. I sincerely appologise for the delay in
response. for your information, I am a student of University of
Lagos(UNLAG) as a matter fact I do not have much time to check
my mails because of my compieled studies.
I am very sorry to accept some money before gievn out my
picture to Prof.Goerge's Driver who came on the assignment. I
feel like returning the money to him after going through your
poem.
Failing in Love is not a sin nor a crime but one should be very
carefull to avoid hurt, you understand what I mean. I need a
man that will not hurt me after given away my Love to him. I
can not reject failing in love with you because I know that
prof.Goerge is a well known diginity in this country, so I
beleive that he must be dealing with responsible and caring
people.
I accept your poem and proposal to me then as a result,here is
my Love.
Please I will like to know more about you.feel very to explain
yourself.
Your are a very handsome man. I received copy of your picture
from Prof.Goerge's driver. thanks.
With much Love.
Joy for you.
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I'm in there. Glad she liked my poem too. Although I feel quite sorry for her if it's the sweetest poem she's ever received... |
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aseer
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Joined: 06 Mar 2006
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Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:48 pm |
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Loki66
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Dec 2005
Posts: 127
Location: USA
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Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:48 pm |
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That poem was beautiful...it brought tears to my eyes...really, it did. Nice work. |
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