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BarneyG
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Aug 2004
Posts: 853
Location: Moe's Tavern
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:40 pm |
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You ARE in the middle of Sahara, aren't you? It's not like there are phone booths all over the place.
The safari-lad doesn't have a phone, why should you? Anyway, you should be on your way to Brasil by now (of course after giving the money to your lad ).
I could pose as you on my StanaPhone, but I'm no good in audiobaiting. BTDT Anyone up for a challenge? |
_________________ Baits archive.
Mrs. Damirez (Lottery scam): That sums up your person as been fraudulent. Our legal team have been instructed to bring criminal charges against you in the EU court.
Mrs. Damirez: We are just sick and tired with this cat and mouse game you have forced us into.
Mary Ray: the Investigation Authority will be after you and you know what that means.
Ogomegbunam:is there at any time or point in the future a need or requisition for blood ritual?
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gcssteve
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 May 2004
Posts: 120
Location: kissimmee florida
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:48 pm |
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Tell him to cheer up.
After all Moses spent 40 years in the desert. |
_________________ "Before you can trust a man with the truth you must first determine if you can trust him with a lie" Pablo Escabar |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:52 pm |
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steve_brimley
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Posts: 261
Location: Nxf7
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:58 pm |
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I think any way this gets sliced, the safari lad has a real problem on his hands.
The nearest WU agent, according to the WU site, is in N'Djamena which is about 800k away. So if he is out of money, what happens next is anyone's guess. |
_________________ FUCK YR 4 SENDING ME THAT NUMBER.IF I GET YR NA DEATH YR DEY SO
IAM A MAN WITH ALIEN EXTRAORDINARY ABILTIY
Get back to me in details and not your OK this time around.
At LadCo, we offer mugus of every kind and in a variety of convenient sizes. Find your mugus
here |
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:33 pm |
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I just keep cracking up when I think about this mugu suddenly appearing at the camp in the middle of the desert and getting stuck there
We know how often the lads pretend to be staying in a refugee camp from where they send their scam letters. Now this is probably the first mugu who really is |
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Obasanjo
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Joined: 27 Jul 2005
Posts: 77
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:49 pm |
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Wipem Yass wrote: |
We know how often the lads pretend to be staying in a refugee camp from where they send their scam letters. |
My perspective from baiting is that a refugee camp must be computers, satellite internet linkups and WU shops as far as the eye can see. |
_________________ My first kill:
Accra to Lome
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Kusanagi
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Jul 2005
Posts: 23
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:10 pm |
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Have one of us email him the info about the return flight to Lagos. One of us could step in and pretend to be a friend of yours who owns the jet that would fly the lad back |
_________________ I waterproofed my desk drawer with duct tape and bought a chinese fighting fish. He seems happy enough. |
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Hamm On Wry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
Posts: 444
Location: Between the pickle and the potato salad
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 9:34 pm |
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I have a jet you can use... Of course, a 737 uses a lot of runway, so he would have to travel to a major airport...
Here is the pic... http://phpimage.com/images/OpusDaPenguin/plane.jpg |
_________________ http://419hallofshame.bravehost.com/index.html
Fake church kill
Fake charity account
x11
i never believe that you can matreat me this way--- Veronica Wachira, Senegal
komodada(at)uku.co.uk : INFACT YOU ARE A TOTAL *DELETED* TIMES TEN MAY GOD RENDER U USELESS. EWU YOUAND I WHO BETTER PASS.ASSHOLE.DONT WORRY ME AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE. PLEASE LET ME BE .
Screwing with others siggy lines is NOT a nice thing to do! In character, yes, nice...no! |
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normalbrains
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Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:26 am |
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this bait is hilarious, please find a way to keep it going.
good job! |
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bigal
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Joined: 06 Aug 2005
Posts: 262
Location: down under
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Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:34 am |
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Hi N B welcome however with normalbrains it could be a problem here ! lol have fun Big Al |
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Daral
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Sep 2005
Posts: 14
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Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:39 pm |
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This bait is indeed hilarious. Maybe you should ask how much it cost them so you can reinburse, just to find out how much money you've wasted. |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:43 pm |
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Fungus
Elite Baiter
Joined: 20 Jul 2004
Posts: 1071
Location: Scotland
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Posted:
Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:09 pm |
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First rate SP, bloody great work. |
_________________
my tutu is magnificient!...Mr.Fred
I will send oracle to you and your family to torment you people,i will send Ogun, Oya, Sango,Obatala,Obatarisa ,sanpono, ofo emi ile, gbigbona, olode, esu, and Iku ojiji to you and your family...Samuel Kayode
Ogun, Oya, Sango,Obatala,Obatarisa ,sanpono, ofo emi ile, gbigbona, olode, esu, and Iku ojiji will bombarb you and your family this year (Amen)
You and your great great generations will die in the darkness.
Thunder will fire you and folks to death
Bastard. Idiot......Both from Bradston Higgston |
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Marvin
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Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 620
Location: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
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Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:10 pm |
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You're a cruel cruel man Father O'Hanlon! |
_________________ Marvin "Your Plastic Moron Who's Fun To Be With."
I'm just a stupid troll. |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:14 pm |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Mon Oct 03, 2005 12:48 pm |
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cmt
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Nov 2003
Posts: 968
Location: Right here, can't you see?
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Mon Oct 03, 2005 12:58 pm |
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Seems to me like he's the one calling you gay -
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I HARDLY GET ANGRY WITH THINGS BUT I MUST CONFESS I AM WITH YOUR WAYS THAT ARE NEVER STRAIGHT |
Surely that's worth a slap! |
_________________ IS THIS THE BEST YOU CAN DO. DON'T WORRY I'M ABOUT TO START WITH YOU AND I WILL TRACE YOU TO YOUR RAT HOLE AND THEN YOU WILL SEE.
Thanks Imoh!
"i dont know what is going on felt so disgraceful at moneygram my lov this was the third time andi feel so disgraceful" My fiancee Priscilla
"Make sure you don't fail to disappoint me" My fiancee Tarah
"thunder fire your mama" Mr Smith
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:47 pm |
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Awesome bait....a lad stranded in a real refugee camp!!!! That's one lad who's reconsidering the life of crime!!!
I think I figured out the "toll-free" thing....he's thinking that the first 3 digits of the number (not the area code) 888 is a toll free number as in 1-888-LAD-SAFAR
I agree with others though....finally give the 10,000 to the lads ex-friend and let them fight about it. |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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fr.kenny
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Posts: 13
Location: Second church on the right
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Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:09 pm |
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For the personal attention of ScamPatroller - all others to ignore!!
A couple of years ago I had a pet complete a 800km safari in a taxi over two days (he tried to claim the taxi fare back) - and it has been one of my most treasured trophies. No more!!!
This is an outstanding bait - and I have no doubt it will become one of baitings legends!! Absolutely outstanding sir. |
_________________ 'I will not for any reason go back to Money Gram office for any reason niether will my account officer will go there again.I can notbe fooled many times before i be come wise.It is painful'. Barrister Felemi
'I have rejected the murderous husband and banned him from all carnal activities' Joy Taylor (thats Charles Taylor sorted then)
'Thank you for your dis-appointment, thank you for making me lose my car,thank you for putting shame on me before my account officer, and thank you for wasting my time' Barrister Fellani (no need to thank me mate - my pleasure!!). |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:44 am |
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How can Egbuna be short of food as West is complaining?
He's in a refugee camp, right? They're always handing out food in those places, so someone should tell Egbuna to get in line for a handout... |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:20 am |
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Marvin
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 620
Location: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
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Posted:
Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:30 am |
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Tell him a donation to the Red Cross will get Mr Egbuna some food. They can't give it him as he's not a refugee. |
_________________ Marvin "Your Plastic Moron Who's Fun To Be With."
I'm just a stupid troll. |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Posted:
Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:43 am |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Posted:
Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:07 pm |
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Of course you could send a wire transfer to a bank account, seeing as you don't trust WU or MG... |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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Napalm
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 249
Location: Festac ( The Posh Part )
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Posted:
Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:58 pm |
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And ask him to supply the bank details |
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