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doe
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 46
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Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:00 pm |
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Wow, now I know wat u guys mean by safari. Brilliant |
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scarlet_fire
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Sep 2005
Posts: 3
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Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:18 pm |
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I couldn't stop laughing while reading this
Great work, really top notch |
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rivercity
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Posts: 52
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Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:33 pm |
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Excellent job, great mileage so far, not yet counting the return trip! Maybe the church will need to divert you to Lagos for your departure to Brazil.
Your published account is elegant in it's simplicity. Excellent miles per message!
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caramba
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Jul 2005
Posts: 79
Location: Planet Earth
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Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:39 pm |
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Great job! My hat's off to you... |
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zack
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Posts: 71
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Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:59 pm |
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Damn! You are going to kill the lad's 'safari spirit'!
And all this for a measly Mg$10k (mugu dollar)! |
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bubs
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 15 Dec 2004
Posts: 8
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Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:21 pm |
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Man, that has GOT to be one of the most desparate lads ever.
If at the end of this excellent bait, you decide to burn him, that will be a priceless death threat for sure.
Great work. |
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jake.plissken
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Jul 2005
Posts: 26
Location: In the desert on a horse with no name
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:02 am |
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Call the safari lad up if you can. I want to hear the desparation in his voice!
(Oh yes, I forgot he sold his phone! Not that it would work out there anyway!! ) |
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Jane Smith: "Uncle are you really with me or are you making me a bulk of laughter?" |
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La Columbino
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Aug 2004
Posts: 35
Location: Oop North.
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:15 am |
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Sweet Jesus, that is amazing! There were literally tears of joy rolling down my face ! You've got to give these scammers a voice mail number when you burn them, it will be the sweetest thing you will ever hear! |
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If your name is Raymond you must be ramming into fire.
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:17 am |
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steve_brimley
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Posts: 261
Location: Nxf7
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:22 am |
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Maybe I'm just an optimist, but I think it could take quite some time for the lad to get back to Lagos. Especially if you tell the guy back in Lagos that you met up with him and gave him the money.
If he's out of money, it could take months.
Just the thought of this scammer wandering the desert where very few people even speak the same language as he does makes me laugh out loud. |
_________________ FUCK YR 4 SENDING ME THAT NUMBER.IF I GET YR NA DEATH YR DEY SO
IAM A MAN WITH ALIEN EXTRAORDINARY ABILTIY
Get back to me in details and not your OK this time around.
At LadCo, we offer mugus of every kind and in a variety of convenient sizes. Find your mugus
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Captain Slack
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 23
Location: Animals will be bred UND SLAUGHTERED!!!!
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:32 am |
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I have a mental image of the "Reverend's" head exploding when he reads your last e-mail.
Excellent work! |
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Kusanagi
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Jul 2005
Posts: 23
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:54 am |
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I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard from reading this bait.
Any chance this might turn to where you say he took the money, then sugguest he stole it because of the trouble that he was put through by his fellow mugu? |
_________________ I waterproofed my desk drawer with duct tape and bought a chinese fighting fish. He seems happy enough. |
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grimreaper_au
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 174
Location: Offices of the People's Front of Judea
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:24 am |
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again....
SP ... YOU DEY MAN OOOOHHHH
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You are a goat,dog,an ass a donky oh ndibeunu bu nshi buanayiala - rowland57
U are a product of a living condom - Thoma Loone
You dont know anything mumu get your ass of my bussiness fulk off - Barrister Bruce Ajibola
Whoever you are you will die a painful death . You and your family. This year you will bury as much as all your family members and you will die later after burying them all. Son of the devil like you. Beast. Death is your portion - Jeff Briggs
U bi struck down by thunder of holy ghost if you reply me ok muthaforkeroooooooooooo now die like a chicken like yoooooooooooooo - Tom Rojas
Die and rest ok my good mugu boy - Samuel Kelson |
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BarneyG
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Aug 2004
Posts: 853
Location: Moe's Tavern
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:15 am |
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steve_brimley wrote: |
Especially if you tell the guy back in Lagos that you met up with him and gave him the money. |
ROTFLOL Love this modality. How will the safari-lad explain his long absens AFTER he "got" the money? Priceless! |
_________________ Baits archive.
Mrs. Damirez (Lottery scam): That sums up your person as been fraudulent. Our legal team have been instructed to bring criminal charges against you in the EU court.
Mrs. Damirez: We are just sick and tired with this cat and mouse game you have forced us into.
Mary Ray: the Investigation Authority will be after you and you know what that means.
Ogomegbunam:is there at any time or point in the future a need or requisition for blood ritual?
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:20 am |
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I have told the Reverend that I will fly the safari lad back to lagos in our private plane, but he needs to come and meet me first.
At that point, I will tell the Lagos lad I gave Mr Egbuna the money and he said he didn't want a lift back in the plane, I have not seen him since he left with the money. (the lad who gets the money will be another lad who must have hacked the scammers account and stolen his job, as I mentioned earlier in the bait that a lad had mailed me, giving me a password and to only give the money to the person with the password )
But I am flying to Lagos anyway to see friends, and might direct him to the home of a real lad in Lagos. Of course, I will tell the Reverend that I found out who the other hacker lad was and give him his address in Lagos for them to fight each other |
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Charlie Fake
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2003
Posts: 773
Location: Scotland
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:38 am |
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steve_brimley wrote: |
Just the thought of this scammer wandering the desert where very few people even speak the same language as he does makes me laugh out loud. |
Reminds me of C3PO crossing the Tatooine desert.
'What a desolate place this is. We seem to be made to suffer'
Ho ho! |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:36 pm |
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jasonspaceman
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 28 Aug 2005
Posts: 18
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:57 pm |
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very impressive. i can't wait for the next development! |
_________________ MAY YOU SLEEP AND NEVER EAK UP MY YOUR SLEEP EDIOT FOOL BASTARD NINCOMPOP GUY THIEF GRAND SON OF SURPLANTERS STUPID FOOL.
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:02 pm |
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It looks like the safari is over , he has sent me 3 emails all the same, asking me to phone him if I am genuine, I don't have a safe phone to phone him from, only my home phone, so it was good while it lasted.
He still has to find the lost lad and get him home again, which is more expense and another 1500 ish mile trip back to Lagos, all in all it was good fun
If I don't hear anything from the Reverend by tonight, I shall mail him a few insults and tell him what a fricking numpty he is blah blah blah and tell him never to ring my K7 number again |
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Bucky
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 231
Location: Knocking back a cold brew with my buddy, Charles Soludo
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Posted:
Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:13 pm |
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Phenomenal!!! Perhaps we ought to put together a Frequent Walker Miles program (you know, like airlines' Frequent Flyer Miles) for lads like this one! |
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I have never experience such humiliation that you have given me. I am very bitter with you. - Dr Luke Kw@me
Well, the moneygram payment officer as usual rained insult and abuses on me. - Dr. G0dwin 0boh
I think you are a madman who used people for a game. - Pilot J@ckson Jumbo |
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Marvin
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Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 620
Location: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:25 pm |
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Toll free number? Didn't he give you the 1-800 bit? The only place that calls theses things "toll free" is the States, I'd seriously doubt Nigeria has them. Does he know where you started out from?
I've formed the opinion they don't understand the term "voicemail" or "voice message" they probably still have to use old dial phones with moving parts and all (push button B to return change). My K7 phone has been called 7 times in a week, 5 times they've simply hung up, the other 2 were almost unintelligible "please call me" messages.
Anyway you've tried to ring his number but can't get a satellite connection which anyway costs money as it's via Intelstat.
errrr solar storms interfering with the signal?
Boss back home wants to know what's going on and to stop running up huge phone bills with this guy in Lagos .... |
_________________ Marvin "Your Plastic Moron Who's Fun To Be With."
I'm just a stupid troll. |
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BarneyG
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Aug 2004
Posts: 853
Location: Moe's Tavern
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:29 pm |
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Scam Patroller wrote: |
I shall mail him a few insults and tell him what a fricking numpty he is blah blah blah and tell him never to ring my K7 number again |
No, no, no, no,... please dont'. You don't have access to the phone, remember? Just write to him you've met with safari lad and gave him the money. Make him believe that safari-lad just doesn't want to share with the other children
If you need to talk to your pet, get a StanaPhone account (you'll get NY number) so your pet can call you on your PC - very anonymous. PM if you have problems getting the account. |
_________________ Baits archive.
Mrs. Damirez (Lottery scam): That sums up your person as been fraudulent. Our legal team have been instructed to bring criminal charges against you in the EU court.
Mrs. Damirez: We are just sick and tired with this cat and mouse game you have forced us into.
Mary Ray: the Investigation Authority will be after you and you know what that means.
Ogomegbunam:is there at any time or point in the future a need or requisition for blood ritual?
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:47 pm |
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@ Marvin:
The toll free number he is talking about is this one: 206 888 xxxx
That is my K7 number, I don't know what he is talking about saying it's toll free.
@ Barney, I cant talk to him with StanaPhone as I don't have any earphones or mouthpiece for internet calls, and I don't have a mobile phone either, so that's a no go I'm afraid, only got my home phone.
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I am clearly not thinking straight today, other stuff on my mind and had a few beers (that usually helps me in baiting ), anyway, I will mail him saying I can't get through to him on his number blah blah blah, not that he will buy that excuse anymore I don't think. |
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Marvin
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Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 620
Location: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:05 pm |
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Scam Patroller wrote: |
I don't have a mobile phone |
I'd have lent you my pay as you go orange phone until I checked the cost! |
_________________ Marvin "Your Plastic Moron Who's Fun To Be With."
I'm just a stupid troll. |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:09 pm |
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