WU guy 2: Trip #16 (Safari #4, Arrest #2) Nippels the idiot

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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:17 pm

Hooray!

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Dr. Chukwudi Nwosu to me
Complimet of the season to you sir,
Sir, I got your mail but we haven't recieve the money yet,please sir you can send the information on how you send the money so that we can recieve the money on western union,please send the control number for easy collection.
Best Regard
chukwudi nwosu

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-CC to Chukwudi
Control number?
I do not know what you mean? The receipt number is 897421209. Is that it?

Let me know if you can get the money.
Thank you,
Cluster

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Dr. Chukwudi Nwosu to me

Hello Mr Cluster, since you are not in the position to help, why land me into trouble. cos with code number you gave to me i went to the bank , i ended up spending the night in a police cell.

Dr Chukwudi.

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Okosu Grace to me (30 minutes ago)

Compliment ofthe season to you sir,
Sir how is your folks and health?please sir this morning the Doctor called me and tell me that the reciept number you give to him is incorrect, an he was angry with me that i give people is E-MAIL ID, which cause him into trouble at the bank and the bank manager arrest him and he sleep in cell a night.Please sir the doctor told me to come and take my baby out of the hospital and he's not going to treat her for now,the doctor have given me a mark date of FIVE to respond for the rest payment or i should come and pick my baby out of the hospital.Please sir i am beging on my kness to help my baby you are the only one i am depending on. Hope to hear from you.
May God almighty bless you.
Thanks Grace Okosu

EDIT: By the way, all emails come from the exact same IP in Nigeria. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Oct 2004 Posts: 20

Does that count as a safari? What's special about the number (apart from only having 9 digits)? If its that magical we could have half of Lagos banged up in no time!

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:44 am

Don't laugh, I had this very serious warning today, and am cowering, just waiting for the knock on the door and a life of porridge!!!

DO YOU KNOW THAT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE BY SENDING WRONG WESTERN UNION CONTROL NUMBERS CAN LEAD YOU TO JAIL
Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:48 pm

Trip 1 - Jail
Trip 2 - EMBARASTMENT

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Date: Wed, 27 Jul 2005
From: "Dr. Chukwudi Nwosu"
Subject: YOU HAVE CAUSE ME ANOTHER EMBARASTMENT AGAIN
To: -CC
Good day,,
You have cause me another embarastment to me again.The bank said that the control number you sent was not going through. what is wrong,please it you really want to help the baby you should scan the information that you use to send the money immediatly.After this time i will not leave my office to recieve money for the baby anymore.It's better for you to scan the information you use to send the money to me so i can print it out and take it to the bank so that they will believe it's real.I am waiting to hear from you immediately.
Thanks
Dr chukwudi

Oh a scan it is then! Can't wait for that trip...

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:22 pm

That should have him locked up for a week Smile

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:36 pm

Clamtitty? Laughing

Great job!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:04 pm

Sterling work as always McFlibbish. It looks like you won't beat your record number of WU trips with this one though. Surely?

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:38 am

Doubt it. When the first trip results in jail time, it makes for alot harder sale. Very Happy

Not that I won't try mind you. He thinks he's got a hot one! Several emails like this...

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Date: Wed, 27 Jul 2005
From: "Dr. Chukwudi Nwosu"
Subject: INFORM ME IMMEDIATELY
To: -CC
Compliment of the season to you sir,
The only thing i need from you, if it's real you send the money,you should scan the information you use to send the money to me so that i will believe you if it's real as you said.Scan it and send it to me so that i will print it out and take it to the bank,that will make the bank prove that you are right.Hope to hear from you soon.
Dr Chukwudi

Here's what I sent him. The control number is different yet again. I'm old, what do I know about such modalities?
<img src=http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7942/chukwudi13ll.jpg>

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:19 pm

I say he's good for at least ten trips. You could maybe go for "most arrests in pursuit of single non-existant WU payment" too. You're off to a good start Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:48 pm

Can't find decent mugu these days...

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I WILL GET BACK TO YOU ON MONDAY

Dr. Chukwudi Nwosu to me (2� hours ago)

Good day to you cluster,
I am apologise to you for the delay of the reply,i have some emagency treatment in my hospital.Some one was rush down yesterday and he has a car accident the body was full of blood.I have to attend to himbefore going anywhere and i have to save the soul of the person.I couln't have time to go to my computer to print the reciept out. I recieve the reciept you scan to me now,its quit understood that you sent the money.Today is saturday here and the time here is 6:pm and the bank have close. The first thing on monday morning I will be at the bank with the reciept you sent to me to clearify that my client whose sent the money is innocent. Please dont be offended.As per the baby is ok, after i return from the bank on monday i will take the baby to the theatre of the surgery.Please i want you to put the baby in prayer for us.
Thanks .
Dr chukwudi

Still insisting there is a baby and now there's a car accident? Rolling Eyes

Body full of blood? I sure hope so... Laughing

Somehow I don't think he'll be doing any surgery on monday... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:05 am

Let's hope he doesn't spend Monday night in a police cell. That would break my heart.

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:57 pm

OMG Osuka Grace...I forgot about her and her baby..guess I'll have to send the doc an email.

From : Dr. Chukwudi Nwosu <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, July 21, 2005 4:08 PM
To : me <[email protected]>
Subject : PLEASE GET BACK TO ME WITH THE INFO

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Good day sir,
How is your health and folks.I am very happy to see your mail toward the help of the child,Sir one man of God has sent $2,000usd from canada,please sir we are waiting for you to send yours.please put it in prayer so that the baby will be fine.waitin to get the info as you said.May God bless you for your contribution,
Thanks
Dr Chukwudi

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:16 pm

Why would anyone send US Dollars from Canada? Smile

And I only sent $850 fake. Not 2000. Shame. Laughing

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:35 pm

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Good day mr cluster,
I am just coming from the bank, the information you sent to me, was incorrect. the bank manager called me in to his office that the control number was unmatchable.Sir you can go to the bank where you sent the money from, tell them that the control number they give to you was incorrect that they should give you the right number.That is while i send the reciept back to you. Sir i am tired of going to the bank always. Please sir if you want to sent the money again you can sent it to my secertary which is (paul okonta). i will print the information and give to him so that he can go to the bank and collect the money. Please sir you should go to the bank immediately , ask them what is wrong with the control number that they gave to you, tel them that you sent the control number to your client and he went to the bank and they said that the control number was unmatchable. What is the meaning of all this. Please do that immediately.I am waiting for you soonest.Please you can use my secertary name to send the money, i dont have time going to the bank for now,please the money should be send by my secertary.(Paul Okonta).Hope to hear from you soon.
Thanks
Dr chukwudi nwosu

I can't believe he wants to go again!
So off his friend will go. Trip 4 in the bag.

Guest

What was your record for wu trips? Wasn't it like 27?

There's a goal to shoot for!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:24 pm

Deja vu!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:08 pm

Well I'm getting greedy:

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-CC wrote:
I went to the bank again. It will cost me $12 to cancel the transfer
and start over.
Please just go to another bank first. If there is something wrong with
you getting the money at another bank, I will cancel it right away and
send it to Paul. Ok?

One more time at another bank is not too much to ask is it? Especially
when every penny counts.

Blessings to you!
Cluster

We have a live one! Very Happy

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Dr. Chukwudi Nwosu to me
Subject: I AM JUST FROM THE BANK AGAIN
6:21 am (4 hours ago)

Good day cluster,
I am just coming from the bank again, and they told me the samething that i should look for the right control number. The control number is unmatchable.Please go to bank where you register the money, you can ask them to give you the right control number.if you want tosend the money you can use the name of my secertary to send it because i will be having chance going to the bank.here is my secertary name (paul okonta). I hope to hear from you soon.As soon as you send the money you should scan it and send it to me so that i can print it out and give to my secertary to go to the bank.
Thank hope to hear from you soon.
Chukwudi nwosu

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:03 am

He was good for one more trip right?

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CC to Chukwudi

I went to the bank to straighten this out. It seems there is some kind
of anti-terrorism provision in place to make sure the money goes to
verified people.

Did you fill out the anti-terrorism forms? I had to fill some out
here. They also require some kind of passport type photo or something
for ID. Did you give them that?

Also, did you go to another bank? Or just the same one again?
You need to go to another bank. The bank manager here said all the
forms and what not should be in place and perhaps the bank over there
has an outdated system. If you keep trying the same bank, you'll get
the same result no matter who I send it to.

Give me the name and addresses of the banks you have gone to and I
will take them to the manager here to see why you are not getting the
money.

I'd rather not start this whole thing over. Go to another bank first,
then I'll cancel it and send it to your Secretary. Also, send me the
bank information so I can ask them here what the deal is. OK?

If all fails, I'll send it to the secretary.

Blessings,
Cluster

Does he sound beat down to you?

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Dr. Chukwudi Nwosu to me
More options 5:20 pm (1 hour ago)

Good Day cluster,
You said that your gone to the bank,and i went to the bank today again the bank told me the same thing, and they said the control number is unmatchable.What is actually wrong with the control number.Please i dont want to go to any bank my self again[ Laughing

].Please if really you want to help the baby, withdraw the money and send it again with my secertary name (paul okonta) I dont suppose to leave the hospital as a doctor, and i dont want soul to die in my neck.I have alot of patient in my hospital which i am attending to,i have secertary who suppose to be going to bank to claim money for me.It seen i am too kind to people that is why i am just doing that.If you want to help the baby you can send the money through my secertary name. Here is the information you ask me to collect from the bank and give to you.

<snip bank details>

Please you can easily withdraw the money and sent it to my secertary name (paul okonta).Make sure that the agent of your bank make everything inorder for you before sending it and scan the reciept of the form and send it to me.Hope to hear from you soonest.
Dr chukwudi nwosu

The baby's "Mom" chimes in with some good material:

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From: Okosu Grace
To: -CC
Date: Aug 2, 2005
Subject: Sir i am waiting for your reply

Compliment of the day to you sir,
I am thanking you for your effort that you made toward my baby,i got your mail this evening.Sir when the doctor drive in this afternoon he called me to is office and said that he has be patient enough,he can't be going to bank and be recieving insult because of my baby. The doctor said to me that is own proffession people will be looking at him as a criminal in the bank always, and he said that he's tired of going to bank.Please sir anything the doctor said just do it so that the surgery can take place immediately.The Doctor said that if care is not taking he will discharge my baby out of the hospital,Sir i dont want that to happen to me.Please Sir do something for me, she is the only person i have in life.
Best regard
Grace okosu

Tired? Already? Sheesh...

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:19 am

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i dont want soul to die in my neck.

He needs to explain Confused

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:24 am

I'm in tears here - I love it when we get a live one - lol

At this rate the bank manager will be up on a murder charge

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:30 am

Another lad trapped in the twilight zone of fruitless WU visits! Hehe....

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:25 pm

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Please i dont want to go to any bank my self again

You can almost feel sorry for him. Poor lad, he's begging for mercy! Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 21

You know, sometimes I start to feel bad for the poor bank workers and WU workers in Africa. They must get a dozen lads a day looking for money from people like "I.P. Freely" and "Mike Hunt".

I bet those lads get real mad and yell unintelligible threats too... Confused

-Tatsu

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:26 pm

So I issued a little slap to get his @ss movin again:

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-CC wrote:
That's only one bank! Why didn't you try another?

Listen, I asked you to try another bank. Clearly there is a problem at
First Bank. They are rediculous. Western Union has my money, and you
need to go get it. Go to ANOTHER bank, not First Bank again. I already
told you that. Why can't you do this one thing? Please try one more
time at some OTHER bank. Ok? I promise, if you go to a different bank,
you will get the money. If not then I will send it to the secretary.

Perhaps that bank is on some kind of watch list for terrorists or
something bad like that. The people at the bank here asked me all
kinds of questions. So before I have to go through that again, try a
different bank, not First Bank again.

After that I will cancel the transfer if you cannot get the money and
then send it to Paul.

Thank you,
Cluster

And like a good pet he AND his secretary went.

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From: Dr. Chukwudi Nwosu
To: -CC
Date: Aug 3, 2005 8:15 AM
Subject: GO TO THE BANK YOUR SELF THIS TIME [ Laughing

]

Good day,
I got your mail when i was about going for launch, i and my secertary went to two difference bank this time,they give the same unmatchable story.Please one of the bank told me that the mistake is from the person ho wrote the control number over there.Please tomorrow i will be travelling to the next state for surgerical operation of a lady inmy friend hospital, because of my travelling i will give my secertary my password to check if you have resend the money so he can print it out and go to the bankand collect it.The time here now is 2:pm, i came back from launch that is why i am writting you this letter. because yesterday Mrs garce start telling my nurses that some body have sent $850usd to me for the surgery but i dont want to commence the surgery, one of my nurse of to called me and ask me why i dont want to commence the surgery.I have to explain to her that the money they sent, i could not cliam it from the bank and their was an error.Please i dont want such embrassment from mrs Grace because she have be thinking that i dont want to help her baby out.That is why i have to leave my password to my secertary.After you have send the money you can scan the receipt and send it to my e-mail box. This is the two bank information i went today.

OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL
<snip>

THE SECOND INFORMATION THE BANK GIVE TO ME

INTERCONTINENTAL BANK PLC
<snip #2>

Please one of the bank manager tell me that the mistake is from the person that wrote the control number to you.Sir i am travelling to near state for surgerical operation of a lady in my friend hopsital .I will be back in two days time, Please i want before i come back everything will be fine,because of this i am give my password to my secertary to check if you send the reciept,Please sir i am beging you for the last time, if i return from travell the money is not yet send i will ask the lady to take her daughter out of my hospital because she's causing embarasment to me.My nurses will be thinking that i am so wicked. i am a man of God that is why i am be doing al this Good.Hope to hear from you soonest.
Thanks
Dr chukwudi

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:33 pm

Great work. Might be a good time to ask for a Trophy of him holding his worn out shoes from going to WU so many times.

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