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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:29 pm

it seems we are all setting up churches as part of the bait.

i just wondered what they were called.

my first church is called: the church of the holy four hundred and nineteenth amen. i haven't had too many replies from this one though... Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 42

The Church of the Holy Moose. All initiates must send in a picture of their hands on the side of their head that are supposed to look like moose antlers. I almost never use the chruch approach though. Out of 10 tries all of them said they wanted to keep their own church.

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:42 pm

i'm also hoping to convert a muslim to my church, in return I will help transfer 2 trunks which contain millions of dollars but have been declared as artworks to the security company and there are no other relatives of the decease apart from his wife who is dying from cancer of the breast...... Crying or Very sad

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 42

I would like to mention the only church success I got was representing the Church of Scientology, which is already better than any church I can make up.

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:49 pm

Our Lady of Emasculation.
I think we are generally feminists, but our primary focus is preventing mugu propagation.

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:53 pm

See my sig. Smile

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:11 am

Convent of the Holy Flagelation. It's run by the Sisters of Purgetory.

Kind of apt really Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:30 am

The Church of <a href = "http://st-fladderack.faithweb.com/">St. Fladderack </a> (the Keeper of the Holy Mackerel). Fladderak is a lemon-and-cinnamon flavoured gin from the North of the Netherlands... Wink

My bishop just replied to another dying Muslim widow with plenty of cash:

Amina Abid wrote:

I thank Almighty Allah for providng you as a bishop to run this project with me,I have confidence and trust in you as a bishop,

I'm trying to convert her to my religion.

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 May 2004 Posts: 1008

Reverend Al's cyber ministries. Its the cyber version of the Jesus Christ Superstar ministry. See my website below!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Jul 2004 Posts: 21

I don't have a church... it's an Order.... the Order of the Sacred Bash... we have a computerised initiation program.....

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:22 am

Sain.t Sc.ruttocks on the Mound (dots to de-googlise)

(Rogers Profanisaraus defines Sc.ruttock as the bit of skin between the Scrottum and The Buttock - see also Bottum)

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:25 am

A few months ago, it was the Church of the Spritual Redemption located in Hooter's Hollow.

The Brethren had a still out back where we prepared the Holy Elixer.

Brother Festus looked just like Burt Reynold's in Elmer Gantry as we tried to assist a widow dying of cancer in Malaysia.

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:31 am

The Holy Curch Of The Quest For The Holy Grail is here, but no trophies with it yet.

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:08 am

I don't have a church, but a fanclub/benevolent organization, the W�ll��m B��h Pr��rv�t�� t�. we help to raise money to cure the disease known only as "the affliction.�"

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:26 am

I am a priest with the Church of the Holey Fisherman, Watership Down, England.

I sent an ASEM supposedly to a friend at the Church of our Good Lady of Perpetual Flagellation in Abidjan, Ivory Coast and my lad has answered as a pastor of that church.

Got my first trophy today, here is Pastor Federick Allison doing good works in Nigeria, and the site's FIRST TRIBUTE TO THE GOON SHOW. Neddie Seagoon lives forever.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/steveseagoon/FederickAllison2.jpg

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:32 am

I dont have a church but if i did it would be the church of fish, wine and donuts

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:01 am

CHURCH OF THE RECTAL INSERTION

It's working a treat, they obviously have no dictionaries in Nigeria... ! Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:07 am

I used to go Fundamentalist religionist baiting in the Yahoo chatrooms a good while ago. I used to have serious (me, ROFLMAO; them, serious) debates about the Church of Cheese. Cheesus Crust is our saviour. I'm thinking of ressurecting this church at some point.

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:56 am

The Blessed Sisters of StImulation
featuring Sister Anisette Onlabia and Father P D O'Fail

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:05 pm

The Temple of Circe - May her light guide you always to her shores. Requirements vary from lad to lad. But charitable payments are always granted to full members.

The Daughters of Circe - a subsect aimed specifically at "female" mugus

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:40 pm

The church of the Birthday suit.

I say it is our practice to take mass with no clothes.

I always ask for nude pics too, however i havent got any yet!

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:58 pm

Our little congregation is called the Church Of Rectum Intrusion

We even have ID cards here is one of our wonderful members

Standard Church attire is used off course

Our youth services are held every Sunday in Lagos Nigeria... Pictured here is some of our beloved members

Off course all lead by the benovelent Fr. Phil Mycrackin

We even have out own postal address for donations

As well as our own creed

http://www.waronspam.com/missionzone/leccy/missions/rect3.jpg
(This picture is slightly larger than 600pixels in width hence the link)

Cetainly a loving in wonderful little church!! Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:16 pm

My church has a rather unattractive name.

Quote:

The Holy Church of the Magic Saint (b.)

It is an anagram of 'The Holy Church of Scam Baiting' hence the (b.) which no one ever really notices.

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 114 Location: UK

Mine is usually 'The Holy Mother of Strumpet Chapel' ... I practice several Faiths:

Taykdepiz Faith
Starknad Faith

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:57 pm

pmycrackin,

RECTAL INSERTION <=> RECTUM INTRUSION

Great minds think alike they say... Wink

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