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steve_d
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 21 Jul 2004
Posts: 92
Location: hungry, hungry mugus!
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Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:29 pm |
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it seems we are all setting up churches as part of the bait.
i just wondered what they were called.
my first church is called: the church of the holy four hundred and nineteenth amen. i haven't had too many replies from this one though... |
_________________ "IAM AFRAID THE WAY YOU TALK TO ME." "Hello agent of the devil"
"I have discovered that you want to frustrate my life,in fact is it a crime or mistake for me to have known you?"
"IF YOU TRY TO DO ANYTHING WITH MY PHOTO I SWEAR YOU NOT LIVE TO TELL THE STORY IDIOT." |
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Ultar
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Posts: 42
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Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:37 pm |
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The Church of the Holy Moose. All initiates must send in a picture of their hands on the side of their head that are supposed to look like moose antlers. I almost never use the chruch approach though. Out of 10 tries all of them said they wanted to keep their own church. |
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steve_d
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 21 Jul 2004
Posts: 92
Location: hungry, hungry mugus!
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Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:42 pm |
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i'm also hoping to convert a muslim to my church, in return I will help transfer 2 trunks which contain millions of dollars but have been declared as artworks to the security company and there are no other relatives of the decease apart from his wife who is dying from cancer of the breast...... |
_________________ "IAM AFRAID THE WAY YOU TALK TO ME." "Hello agent of the devil"
"I have discovered that you want to frustrate my life,in fact is it a crime or mistake for me to have known you?"
"IF YOU TRY TO DO ANYTHING WITH MY PHOTO I SWEAR YOU NOT LIVE TO TELL THE STORY IDIOT." |
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Ultar
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Posts: 42
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Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:46 pm |
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I would like to mention the only church success I got was representing the Church of Scientology, which is already better than any church I can make up. |
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GirriG
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Jun 2004
Posts: 58
Location: Next to Penfold
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Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:49 pm |
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Our Lady of Emasculation.
I think we are generally feminists, but our primary focus is preventing mugu propagation. |
_________________ --"I am glad to learn that you are father to me in Yale,and as hjave rightly said we share the cross road of river of arkasas. I have not doubt im my due to you wide experience and elderly kjnowleged you will the best to handle this transaction." Currently in progress |
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rogermegoodly
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
Posts: 380
Location: 24,902 mi / 40,076 km from where I am right now...
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Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:53 pm |
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See my sig. |
_________________ x2
"i felt a strange moves in my human body,i was so touched and felt like have a very good round of sex with you." - Federick Allison
<a href="http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=eae5f87dce3536fc">CindaChat</a> With the Patent Pending Abus-a-Tron Brain | <a href="http://bludancer.com/gallery/419Awareness">AntiFraud Art</a> All Public Domain, help get the word out! | <a href="aim:goim?screenname=cindrella1979">cindrella1979 for AIM</a> A more portable version. | PROUD TO BE AN INTERNETER! | If they can't take a juck, foke `em! |
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Cherrie
** Mentoring Guru **
Joined: 23 Jun 2004
Posts: 1746
Location: Still digging up dirt...but now somewhere else.
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:11 am |
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Convent of the Holy Flagelation. It's run by the Sisters of Purgetory.
Kind of apt really |
_________________ Just keep me informed...then I can inform on you!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
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Dr. Max Wieldruk
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jan 2004
Posts: 237
Location: The Netherlands
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:30 am |
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The Church of <a href = "http://st-fladderack.faithweb.com/">St. Fladderack </a> (the Keeper of the Holy Mackerel). Fladderak is a lemon-and-cinnamon flavoured gin from the North of the Netherlands...
My bishop just replied to another dying Muslim widow with plenty of cash:
Amina Abid wrote: |
I thank Almighty Allah for providng you as a bishop to run this project with me,I have confidence and trust in you as a bishop, |
I'm trying to convert her to my religion. |
_________________ - You and your bank are working together in a cyber space country... [Barrister Smith Williams]
- I am suspecting foul play on your side and do not trust you either. [Amina Alman]
- LISTEN CAREFULLY YOU HAVE FOOLED ME SO MUCH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE GOOD LUCK (Barrister Morris Johnson)
- What happen because we where at the Airport to pick you up as we schadule but we could not found you. (Evans William)
2x| 1x, Amsterdam-Delfzijl, 250 km x12 |
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chrisd234
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 May 2004
Posts: 1008
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:41 am |
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Reverend Al's cyber ministries. Its the cyber version of the Jesus Christ Superstar ministry. See my website below! |
_________________ and please stop sending me mails u send over 4,000 mail to one mail box just on saturday u most be very job less
YOU MUST BE VERY STUPID FOR YOUR MAILS TO ME.I DON,T BEG FOR MY RIGHT.I ADVISE YOU DESIST FROM REPLING THIS MAIL.WHAT DO U MEAN BY I SHOULD FEEL FREE TO PASS MY DETAILS ALONG TO WHOEVER NEEDS THEM,ARE U GOD,U BASTERD. |
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abraxas
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Jul 2004
Posts: 21
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:20 am |
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I don't have a church... it's an Order.... the Order of the Sacred Bash... we have a computerised initiation program..... |
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lagerdalek
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Jun 2004
Posts: 42
Location: At my computer, Australia
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:22 am |
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Sain.t Sc.ruttocks on the Mound (dots to de-googlise)
(Rogers Profanisaraus defines Sc.ruttock as the bit of skin between the Scrottum and The Buttock - see also Bottum) |
_________________ Many a wise dog has kicked the wrong bucket
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*Dear Fools,
I receive your mail and i that you for your kindness over this project of mankind
*I AM SOO MUCH BIGGER THAN ALL THOSE TIMES U FEEL U WASTED ME. |
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Capt. Ahab
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jun 2004
Posts: 525
Location: On a Mexican beach [GMT -6]
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:25 am |
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A few months ago, it was the Church of the Spritual Redemption located in Hooter's Hollow.
The Brethren had a still out back where we prepared the Holy Elixer.
Brother Festus looked just like Burt Reynold's in Elmer Gantry as we tried to assist a widow dying of cancer in Malaysia. |
_________________ "ur father is also a thief ok,
u try to spoil my busness fuck u ok. i will finalise
with my clent very soon ur plan id robish ok
bastard, dont worry i will trace u and i must kill u" - Garuba Usman
"... please stop sending any more emails to me, we have wasted all our money communicating with a lier like you."
RIP: x 23 x 14: x 4 : x 3: x 2 x 3 |
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Bjorn.Smorebroed
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 14 Apr 2004
Posts: 830
Location: Germany
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:31 am |
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The Holy Curch Of The Quest For The Holy Grail is here, but no trophies with it yet. |
_________________ Regards,
Bjorn
Authorized Signatory:
"ARE YOU SURE THE PICTURE IS YOURS?"
"Your request for my picture have shown that you are up to something." V. Balakov (You bet!)
"all as this situation has just sent my blood pressure over the ozone layer"
"You are a fool man and a twat."
68 fake sites deaded: 16x | 19x | 2x | 8x | 2x | 3x | 2x | 2x | | | 2x | | | :flag_th: | | | | |
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Obstacle 3
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2004
Posts: 83
Location: Sno-Isle
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:08 am |
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I don't have a church, but a fanclub/benevolent organization, the W�ll��m B��h Pr��rv�t��� �����t�. we help to raise money to cure the disease known only as "the affliction.�" |
_________________ x4
I will not get lost,for I consulted for transaction
that will change our lives entirely,also this is our
mutual benefit so your immediate compliance is highly
needed so that I will download the whole stage of the
transaction |
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:26 am |
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I am a priest with the Church of the Holey Fisherman, Watership Down, England.
I sent an ASEM supposedly to a friend at the Church of our Good Lady of Perpetual Flagellation in Abidjan, Ivory Coast and my lad has answered as a pastor of that church.
Got my first trophy today, here is Pastor Federick Allison doing good works in Nigeria, and the site's FIRST TRIBUTE TO THE GOON SHOW. Neddie Seagoon lives forever.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/steveseagoon/FederickAllison2.jpg |
_________________ �This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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Homer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 38
Location: Springfield
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:32 am |
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I dont have a church but if i did it would be the church of fish, wine and donuts |
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Homer I tell you so many time I dont know about if we have good donuts shop in Nigeria I will try to investigate for this but pleas try remember that now transaction is important thing not donut |
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dickburns88
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Jul 2004
Posts: 9
Location: the arse end of cyberspace
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:01 am |
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CHURCH OF THE RECTAL INSERTION
It's working a treat, they obviously have no dictionaries in Nigeria... ! |
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Forgive my indignation if this massage comes to you as a surprise |
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You have to HIT THE NAIL AT THE HEAD and not to beat about the BUSH. |
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leopoetsch
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2004
Posts: 34
Location: Westminster. Nah, Wales really.
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:07 am |
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I used to go Fundamentalist religionist baiting in the Yahoo chatrooms a good while ago. I used to have serious (me, ROFLMAO; them, serious) debates about the Church of Cheese. Cheesus Crust is our saviour. I'm thinking of ressurecting this church at some point. |
_________________ "Did you see my tackle in that football game I played in? I tackle Mugus even better!" - Boris Johnson |
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Nigerian419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Oct 2003
Posts: 338
Location: North West England
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:56 am |
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The Blessed Sisters of StImulation
featuring Sister Anisette Onlabia and Father P D O'Fail |
_________________ Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and if it might offend you without your prior consent and writing through this channel.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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Circe
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Jul 2004
Posts: 4
Location: UK
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:05 pm |
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The Temple of Circe - May her light guide you always to her shores. Requirements vary from lad to lad. But charitable payments are always granted to full members.
The Daughters of Circe - a subsect aimed specifically at "female" mugus |
_________________ "When my love swears that she is made of truth,
I do believe her, though I know she lies,
Simply I credit her false-speaking tongue;
On both sides thus is simple truth suppress�d
Therefore I lie with her, and she with me,
And in our faults by lies we flattered be"
~Shakespeare |
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homerjay
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2004
Posts: 27
Location: Lagos
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:40 pm |
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The church of the Birthday suit.
I say it is our practice to take mass with no clothes.
I always ask for nude pics too, however i havent got any yet! |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:58 pm |
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Angus McOatupp
King of Modalities
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 237
Location: Scotland
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:16 pm |
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My church has a rather unattractive name.
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The Holy Church of the Magic Saint (b.) |
It is an anagram of 'The Holy Church of Scam Baiting' hence the (b.) which no one ever really notices. |
_________________ Barrister Barry: "fork you you mother forker eatig shit ashoooooooooooo"
<a href="ref.php?url=http://www.geocities.com/angusmcoatupp"> Angus McOatupp's Racket Busters </a>
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splodge
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 114
Location: UK
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:18 pm |
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Mine is usually 'The Holy Mother of Strumpet Chapel' ... I practice several Faiths:
Taykdepiz Faith
Starknad Faith |
_________________ x 2 x9
"I AM NOT RUDE YOU MADE ME TO TALK RUDE.. " Mr Bello.
"look mr man am not here to receive insult from u anybody u call me a scammer i belive am a scammer" Mr Tomson
"How can a 49 year old man like you will be sounding like a child , telling me f*ck this, f*ck that. Are you mad or are you into drugs." Mr N. |
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dickburns88
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Jul 2004
Posts: 9
Location: the arse end of cyberspace
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:57 pm |
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pmycrackin,
RECTAL INSERTION <=> RECTUM INTRUSION
Great minds think alike they say... |
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Forgive my indignation if this massage comes to you as a surprise |
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You have to HIT THE NAIL AT THE HEAD and not to beat about the BUSH. |
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