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Dear ibrahim

Before we go any further and I send anymore documents I feel we should speak on the phone. Please call me at your earliest convenience.

Here is my work number +44XXXXXXXX

When you call the main switchboard at the "pulse and cocktails" [ A LOCAL ADULT SEX SHOP ] mission ask to be put through to the Fanny Batter department.

Sheepmus

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Dear Sheepmus,

I called you yesterday.Somebody picked the call but could not link me with you in fanny Batty Department.He was saying something like a wrong number.

I adviced you give me your mobile number so that we can talk.

Regards,

Ibrahim Ajibi

I love a cheap laugh like that ! almost as good as the time I gave them all the scotland yard crime reporting number .....

Please call me at at the Scotland Yard Mission where I am staying
for Christmas. Tell whoever answers the Phone you are calling about
a large quantity of MDMA & LSD you have for sale. I deal with all the food orders so I will be fetched immediately. Please do not ask for me
by name. I wish to keep our business secret as you asked.

+44xxxxxxxxx

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PLEASE I WILL LIKE TO SEND TO ME A COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT.

YOU SAID I SHOULD CALL YOU IN THE SCOTLAND YARD,BUT YOU TODAY ME THAT YOU ARE PASTOR.

WHAT IS GOING ON? I CAN UNDERSTAND ALL THIS THAT IS GOING ON, YOU WANT TO SET ME UP OR WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?THAT I SHOULD CALL YOU AT SCOTLAND YARD, IT IS INCREDIBLE TO HEAR THIS FROM YOU PASTOR.

IAM NOT INTERESTED AGAIN SO, I WILL LOOK FOR SOMEBODYELSE YOU ARE NOT SINCERE.

BYE BYE.

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 4:41 am

Definetly the best way to get a cheap laugh out of them. Some of these like this are more interesting then long trips and wasting all of their money. Very Happy