The "ation" committee

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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:22 pm

I just got one of those lad mails that seem to be the mugu equivalent of the asem, where they tell you it's come up on their records that you haven't yet been paid for a contract.

I know someone else had one of these, some time ago, with the wacky line

Quote:

> However, a 7-man harmonization, normalization,
> notarization,
>
> computerization and re-documentation committee has
> been set up to finally
> perfect all the necessary documentation to that
> effect.

So I replied:

Quote:

Dear Sirs,

After perusification of your notification of outstanding remuneration, I can find no documentation pertaining to this communication.

Owing to the lack of verification, I cannot claim this remuneration, as it would run contrary to my education.

Although it might be to my edification, reparation for
non-existant solicitation would lead to my damnation.

Please offer your delegation my congratulation.

Be interesting to see if they notice I'm taking the piss out of them. They obviously didn't notice the lad who sold them the template was.

Guest

Brilliant! Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:36 pm

I really enjoyed the sensation of alliteration Laughing

Guest

It made the communication teem with exhiliration!

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:18 pm

LOL, that was excellent! Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:28 pm

All that verbal flatulation in this recreation situation leaves me in need of a vacation.

And anyone who says anything with mast**bation in it goes to bed with no supper.

Guest

PsycheDelia_Smith wrote:

And anyone who says anything with mast**bation in it goes to bed with no supper.

So if anyone brings up masterbation, they will go to bed without the pleasure of mastication?

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:38 pm

Precisely. In a situation of ingratification.

Guest

PsycheDelia_Smith wrote:

Precisely. In a situation of ingratification.

What a revelation!

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:53 pm

Methinks this merits an investigation!

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:53 pm

So with your confirmation, we can mention fornication?

Guest

But that would be an abomination.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:59 pm

Would your damnation involve a conflagration?

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:00 pm

Does it have the dance steps for the Time Warp? Are we allowed to throw toast?

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:03 pm

^^^^^^ Game over, you lose,

@the rest: resume play!

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:05 pm

I think we all need a vacation.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:06 pm

Have you made a reservation?

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:09 pm

The nation of my destination has not given me an affirmation

Guest

Remember when flying, your cushion can be used as a device for floatation.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:12 pm

@Nap Olean: your destination, a nation?

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:17 pm

Yes, my destination is a nation known for its isolation and my fascination of this nation causes me great exhiliration. I just pray that this isolation nation doesn't meet up with annihilation

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:21 pm

I'd have to give this population's examination and collaboration on the recent communication a standing ovation. Sending this modality to your business relation could result in their cooperation by the use of disinformation causing their eventual capitulation and utter humiliation.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:21 pm

This situation requires moderation.

Guest

What in tarnation is the fascination with -ation?

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:25 pm

PsycheDelia_Smith wrote:

This situation requires moderation.

To prevent its degeneration into posts about insemination?