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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:22 pm |
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I just got one of those lad mails that seem to be the mugu equivalent of the asem, where they tell you it's come up on their records that you haven't yet been paid for a contract.
I know someone else had one of these, some time ago, with the wacky line
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> However, a 7-man harmonization, normalization,
> notarization,
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> computerization and re-documentation committee has
> been set up to finally
> perfect all the necessary documentation to that
> effect.
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So I replied:
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Dear Sirs,
After perusification of your notification of outstanding remuneration, I can find no documentation pertaining to this communication.
Owing to the lack of verification, I cannot claim this remuneration, as it would run contrary to my education.
Although it might be to my edification, reparation for
non-existant solicitation would lead to my damnation.
Please offer your delegation my congratulation.
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Be interesting to see if they notice I'm taking the piss out of them. They obviously didn't notice the lad who sold them the template was. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Master Shake
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:34 pm |
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Brilliant! |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Posted:
Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:36 pm |
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I really enjoyed the sensation of alliteration |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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Master Shake
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:36 pm |
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It made the communication teem with exhiliration! |
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Iona Urassian
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Feb 2005
Posts: 71
Location: USA
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:18 pm |
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LOL, that was excellent! |
_________________ Hi...My name is Iona.
Iona this, Iona that, Iona Urassa!
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"I have been directed by the board of Trustees of the bank to notify the <b>diseased</b> next of kin, which I have done and found out that he has no next of kin, which means that this funds will be lost to the government,<b><u>which we all know will be stolen.</b></u> |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:28 pm |
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All that verbal flatulation in this recreation situation leaves me in need of a vacation.
And anyone who says anything with mast**bation in it goes to bed with no supper. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Master Shake
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:33 pm |
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PsycheDelia_Smith wrote: |
And anyone who says anything with mast**bation in it goes to bed with no supper. |
So if anyone brings up masterbation, they will go to bed without the pleasure of mastication? |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:38 pm |
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Precisely. In a situation of ingratification. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Master Shake
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:43 pm |
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PsycheDelia_Smith wrote: |
Precisely. In a situation of ingratification. |
What a revelation! |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:53 pm |
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Methinks this merits an investigation! |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:53 pm |
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So with your confirmation, we can mention fornication? |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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Master Shake
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:55 pm |
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But that would be an abomination. |
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RacerX93
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Feb 2005
Posts: 15
Location: The track.
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:59 pm |
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Would your damnation involve a conflagration? |
_________________ "My sweetheart,you do not have to worry,i will be very gentle with you and i will not hurt you when we make sweet love,i know it will be your first time and i will count on my experience and i will take you to cloud 7."
"Feel free to ask any question that agitates your mind..." |
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DrBillBlaze
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Mar 2005
Posts: 275
Location: Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania, USA [GMT-5]
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Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:00 pm |
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Does it have the dance steps for the Time Warp? Are we allowed to throw toast? |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
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Location: Europe
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Posted:
Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:03 pm |
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^^^^^^ Game over, you lose,
@the rest: resume play! |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Posted:
Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:05 pm |
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I think we all need a vacation. |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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kleindoofy
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Location: Europe
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Posted:
Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:06 pm |
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Have you made a reservation? |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Posted:
Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:09 pm |
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The nation of my destination has not given me an affirmation |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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Master Shake
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Posted:
Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:10 pm |
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Remember when flying, your cushion can be used as a device for floatation. |
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kleindoofy
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Location: Europe
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Posted:
Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:12 pm |
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@Nap Olean: your destination, a nation? |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Posted:
Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:17 pm |
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Yes, my destination is a nation known for its isolation and my fascination of this nation causes me great exhiliration. I just pray that this isolation nation doesn't meet up with annihilation |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Posted:
Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:21 pm |
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I'd have to give this population's examination and collaboration on the recent communication a standing ovation. Sending this modality to your business relation could result in their cooperation by the use of disinformation causing their eventual capitulation and utter humiliation. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:21 pm |
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This situation requires moderation. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Master Shake
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Posted:
Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:22 pm |
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What in tarnation is the fascination with -ation? |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Posted:
Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:25 pm |
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PsycheDelia_Smith wrote: |
This situation requires moderation. |
To prevent its degeneration into posts about insemination? |
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