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nodonovan
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Joined: 21 Dec 2004
Posts: 289
Location: At the mugu hot tub party
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Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:51 pm |
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After the usual blah blah blah email, I get this from my lad
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Dear Don,
I am happy to receive your information as requested. Today being Friday, the work started with the lawyer as I have realized US$21,000 for payment of legal service charge and to offset related fees. I raised this money by mortgaging my beautiful home as i am sure that in few days time, we will have success and I will be glad to use part of my funds to purchase great homes in different parts of the world.
As I said, the procedure is safe and risk free. I will use my good office to ensure that the process is quickly completed and that the money is quickly and swiftly transfered to safe account in your name in the Caribbean Islands from where you can start accessing the money through the internet banking service without travelling out of your country and you can issue wire transfer instructions to USA and to any other part of the world, making it easy and risk free to bank the funds and transact with it without risk of unnecessary explanation to the banks in your country asking for where the funds came from.
Hopefully, we will receive the notarized affidavit by next week Monday and also submit for approval of fund release same week. Once more, thank you for accepting to be a partner in this risk free venture which is geared to make us great enterprenuers soon.
Thanks,
Donald. |
To which I responded...
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Jesus F*cking Christ! $21,000 USD for legal fees? Who did you hire f*cking
F. Lee Bailey? Son of goat f*cker! What in the name of Jesus did you
pay that much money for? For F*cks sake you can hire a fucking notary
for $20 USD!!!!
Are you usually this nuts with money???? |
Strangely, I never heard from him again... |
_________________ Well you can go to HELL AND DIE THERE. STUPID USELESS MAN. - John Skypol
SO YOU TRY AND CLOSE MY BOX WHY YOU ARE A GREED MAN TRYING TO TAKE WHAT DID NOT BELONG TO YOU - THIS JEFF CHUKWUMA
The bank said that the you sent to them was fake that there is no money ...Daddy why did you choose to betray me --- faith adel
Ur not so fast.Go fuck some other ASSES! --- Nassir Oduware
http://nodonovan.blogspot.com/
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Mr. Hugh Jarse
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jan 2005
Posts: 36
Location: Scotland
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Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:44 pm |
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Some people are very thin skinned and can't accept constructive criticism |
_________________ I have never laughed so much since my granny caught her tits in the mangle.
Dead Banks-:ru:
Irrespective of the fact that i want to do business with you,i can never condescend so low as to engage in derogatory issues like labelling myself as a black monkey!
My attorney says that what you are asking for,is exactly what the old white farmers in the USA used to subject their black slaves to
No sane black woman filled with the milk of pure blackness would accept your hand in marriage.You are just a genetic garbage!
Go roast in hell with your silly white pranks.
I CANNOT SEE THE BANK DETAILS YOU HAVE PURPORTED TO SEND TO ME, EVEN THE SECOND TIME. |
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Larry Flynt
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Joined: 03 Jan 2005
Posts: 521
Location: microwaving all the Peeps in your Easter basket
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Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:57 pm |
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Don't blame yourself. Sometimes the lads just can't think "outside the box". |
_________________ Banks I have hit in the groin with oranges... x1; Lads on safari
Thanks Mr Larry, I dont need any kind of monkey. -Jurgen Sterk
...and moreover the name is Wesley Harry and not Hairy Weasel. -Barrister/Bannister Curtis Davis
Odium. Fallacia. Perfidia. |
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Mr. Hugh Jarse
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jan 2005
Posts: 36
Location: Scotland
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Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:16 pm |
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Now you have used one of those phrases which get me "pushing the
envelope." |
_________________ I have never laughed so much since my granny caught her tits in the mangle.
Dead Banks-:ru:
Irrespective of the fact that i want to do business with you,i can never condescend so low as to engage in derogatory issues like labelling myself as a black monkey!
My attorney says that what you are asking for,is exactly what the old white farmers in the USA used to subject their black slaves to
No sane black woman filled with the milk of pure blackness would accept your hand in marriage.You are just a genetic garbage!
Go roast in hell with your silly white pranks.
I CANNOT SEE THE BANK DETAILS YOU HAVE PURPORTED TO SEND TO ME, EVEN THE SECOND TIME. |
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Larry Flynt
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Joined: 03 Jan 2005
Posts: 521
Location: microwaving all the Peeps in your Easter basket
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Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:09 am |
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Hugh, I think we can have a whole new "paradigm" with our collective "synergies" looking for "enterprise solutions" for "e-commerce"!
And if anybody uses the word "bling" again, I am personally cram a fork into their eyesocket. |
_________________ Banks I have hit in the groin with oranges... x1; Lads on safari
Thanks Mr Larry, I dont need any kind of monkey. -Jurgen Sterk
...and moreover the name is Wesley Harry and not Hairy Weasel. -Barrister/Bannister Curtis Davis
Odium. Fallacia. Perfidia. |
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