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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:55 am

Hugh gets a letter...

Quote:

From: ubaego <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 07:35:30 -0500
Subject: From Dr. Uba Ego

Dr. Uba Ego
[email protected]

First of all,permit me at this juncture to introduce myself
to you.

I am Dr. Uba Ego Chairman of the Tender Board Committee
of the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (N.N.P.C).
After due consultation with other members of the Committee,
I have specifically been mandated to arrange and negotiate
for a trusted foreign firm or individual account overseas
for a possible transfer of some funds being over-invoiced
sum resulting from various contracts executed by foreign
companies for our Ministry.

NATURE OF CONTRACT:
Supply of B.P.S.D chemical, erection and system
Optimization of super polypro for Warri refinery, Supply of
capacity turbine flow axle, and computerized conveyer for
plant A-D Warri refinery.Activation of axle turbine pipes
flow plants and liters flow for Kaduna refinery as well It
should be noted that original value of these contracts were
purposely over invoiced by us,the Tender Board Committee
Members with the sum of Twenty Five million six hundred
thousand Dollars($25.6M).

Now all firms involved in the execution of the contracts
have been paid accordingly and the project
commissioned,while the over-inflated sum is on the suspence
account of the Central Bank of Nigeria .

Due to our various positions as Civil servant,the law
prohibit us from operating a foreign account hence I am
contacting you to assist us claim the fund with your name
or company name as beneficiary.All modalities for the
transactions have been efficiently and secretly perfected
with some top officials of the Federal Ministry of work.

The only hitches is the provision of a foreigner,hence my
contacting you for assistance,bearing in mind also that the
transaction is risk free as procedure for documentations
and onward transfer of fund into your account are within
the frame work of constituted legal authority.

Should you be willing to assist.I will need the following
to enable me raise documentation to the supervising
ministry where the jobs were originaly executed.Your full
name and tel nos.The nominated bank name and account nos
respectively. Tel and fax nos of the bank.As soon as I
receive the info,I shall commence documentations for the
transfer of the fund.

we have agreed to give you 25% of the amount, while 5% will
be set aside to offset any expenses incurred during the
transaction. And 70% will be for us the officials,should
you be willing to help. Please reply to the below email:
[email protected]

Awaiting your urgent response.

Sincerely Yours
Dr. Uba Ego

Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:56 am

My terse reply...

From: Hugh G. Rection To: ubaego <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 18:25:51 -0500
Subject: Re: From Dr. Uba Ego

well unga bunga to you, uba ego.
A bit egotistical, are you lad?
Hugh

Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:57 am

Does this bastard even READ my emails?

Quote:

From: Uba Ego <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
To: drhughgrection
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 03:10:42 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: From Dr. Uba Ego

Dear Hugh,

Thanks for your prompt reply to my mail.To proceed,you are urgently required to foward full names of beneficiary,detailed bank account of same beneficiary as well as your direct telephone and fax numbers to facilitate this transaction.

At receipt of these details,we shall process a contract documents portraying the beneficiary as a legitimate foreign contractor who has executed contract with our Ministry/organisation and hence the payment of US$25.6Million into the beneficiary nominated account.

Be informed as well that the processed document protects the beneficiary from any money laundering inquiry or investigation the world over.So therefore you should not entertain any fear as every modalities regarding this deal has been perfected. Please further mails should be directed to: [email protected] for proper attention.

Looking forward to your favourable response in this transaction.
Best regards
Dr. Uba Ego

Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:59 am

Naturally, I respond...

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: [email protected]
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 19:51:14 -0500
Subject: Re: From Dr. Uba Ego

hello my bugger,
so, what exactly do you need from me? my beneficiary? well, that would
be my church of course, the Church of Zetty Twine.
My bank is the Felcher Fiduciary Trust located in 1432 Monica Lewinsky
Blvd, West Anklegrab, North Virginia, and the account number is
I81U812
Unga bunga to you, lad, unga bunga binga bunga.
Now don't be a wanker; respond right away.
Hugh

To be continued?