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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Thu May 28, 2020 1:21 pm |
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The lad is pretty upset with my mother and father, for some reason.
(actually it's to do with an alleged fake bank transfer...)
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HEY BOY, SHOE SHINE, YOU FOOL LIKE SAY TOMORROW NO DEY NA EN MAKE YOU CARRY DEY TALK LIKE SAY NA DOG DEY FUCK YOUR MAMA.THE GOAT WEY PREGNANT YOUR MAMA WEY EN TAKE BURN YOU STILL DEY FOR UNA BACKYARD.YOU NO SEE AM? NA BECAUSE OF TOO MUCH APIO WEY YOUR PAPA DEY DRINK NA EN MAKE EVERY BODY FOR UNA FAMILY BE MUGU AS U BE JIMIJIMI PERSON PASS ALL.EVEN SELF I BELIEBVE SAY DEM SWEAR FOR YOUR PAPA NA EN MAKE EN ALLOW MONKEY TO FUCK YOUR MAMA FOR BUSH WHERE DEM DEY GO FETCH FIREWOOD.
NNA BOY PAPAGI WU EZI FOR CLAPPING FOR MONKEY AS EN DEY FUCK YOUR MAMA.EVEN YOUR MAMA OWN NA WORST AS EN JUST DEY ENJOY THE MONKY STYLE DE SCRIM.AND DEY COME GIVE BIRTH TO YOU NA EN MAKE YOU DEY MUMU YOU MONKEY PRODUCT.
YOU NO THANK GOD SAY I WAN WASH YOUR BRAIN SEE SAY YOU GO FIT COME BACK TO HUMAN SENSES.EZI LIKE YOU. BOY ASK YOUR PAPA WEDER EN GO FIT REMEMBER LL EN CHILDREN.BOTH THE ONES WEY EN BORN WITH TURKY, EZI, EWU, NKITA, OKUKO, MBAKALA, MONKEY, OKPOGWU, EVEN MA NKE OMULU WITH THAT ONYIE ARA AHU WY DEY SLIP FOR UNDER BRIDGE.
I BEG ASK YOURSELF WTIN MAKE ALL THESE LIFE STOCKS DEY MAKE NOISE FOR NIGHT WEY DEM SURPOSE DEY SLIP. ALL BECAUSE YOUR PAPA DEY LIVE YOUR MAMA GO DEY BLOW THEM. ASK YOUR PAPA ALL THESE QUESTIONS FIRST BEFORE YOU COME BACK TO ME. ATURU AWUSA. |
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_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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Claus Shaeve
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jul 2012
Posts: 180
Location: Under the rim
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Thu May 28, 2020 1:56 pm |
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This lad needs a new keyboard, his caps-lock key is screwed! But other than that it's going well for him, yes?
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_________________ x15
x6
"And please stop telling everybody that you want to receive money because of eye brows, envy and jealousy, until you receive your money in your account, then you can tell them" ~ Kelly Craft, US Ambassador to the UN (probably) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu May 28, 2020 2:13 pm |
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Clearest example of a heartfelt love letter that I've ever seen. He is aching to hear more from you, and surely you won't let his love go unrequited. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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bikeatl77
** WARNED **
Joined: 17 Nov 2018
Posts: 1012
Location: Emptying one of my dehumidifiers...somewhere
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Thu May 28, 2020 3:47 pm |
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"Shoe shine", "monkey product", "fetch firewood". There's some sig worthy material buried in there somewhere. Too bad this lad is an incoherent mess. My "lad speak" is a bit rusty but if you read between the lines I think he is asking you to torture him some more |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu May 28, 2020 4:53 pm |
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I put the text through my Guyman Translator and got this.
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Thank you for all the attention you have given me. My blood pressure is presently 220/140 and I feel very lonely right now. Please post my email address along with my initial format so that your friends can help me maintain my mood. |
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_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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