Anita Meets Some Boys

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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 5:53 pm

After being neglected for a year or several, I revisited Anita, recently to see how she's holding up during this pandemic. Titlanta may have sent her home with a PC to do some work. It seems she has met some boys.

Lad #1: Chuckie

Quote:

10/21/19, 6:50 PM
Chuckie: Hi Anita thanks for accepting my request so when would you be online so that we would chat on herr
Hi Anita thanks for accepting my request so when would you be online so that we would chat on here then
10/22/19, 8:47 AM
Anita: Which job were u applying 4?
Chuckie: Hi Anita i did'nt apply for any job that is it
Anita: This Facebook is 4 WORK ONLY
Chuckie: How dear Anita
Anita: How what?
Chuckie: Yeah Anita
Anita: Yeah what?
Chuckie: Yeah when would you be online so that we would chat then
Jan 17, 2020, 11:50 PM
Chuckie: <Todger Pic – NSFE – Not Safe For Eater>
Apr 3, 2020, 5:37 PM
Chuckie: : A bit safer image - linked
Apr 10, 2020, 1:23 PM
Anita: What r these?
Chuckie: Yeah it's my pic babe
Anita: U don't even have a face
Why doesn't ur feet have any toes?
Chuckie: Okay I'll get another snap for you babe
Anita: No thx
Im ok.
Chuckie: Okay
So how are you doing then
Apr 10, 2020, 8:37 PM
Chuckie:
Hello babe
Apr 11, 2020, 7:08 PM
Chuckie: <Another Todger Pic – NSFE>
Apr 12, 2020, 12:29 AM
Chuckie: <A third Todger Pic – NSFE>
Chuckie: forwarded {a stupid FB meme}
Apr 15, 2020, 11:21 AM
Anita: Why do u keep sending me pics of mushrooms. I don't care 4 them at all.
Chuckie: Hmmm
Anita: What is hmmm????
Chuckie: Yeah it's like you are funny tho
Anita: Wht do u mean?
What is funny? U sending me mushrooms? I relly don't like 2 eat them. There fungus, u know.
Chuckie: Hahaha Anita
Anita: I don't think its 2 funny
Chuckie: So which do you like to eat then?
Anita: Pot roast, grits, pecans, pork belly, hamburgers, pizza, pork chops, mashed taters.
Chuckie: Okay
I understand you Anita
Anita: Do we know each other?
Chuckie: Maybe Anita
Social Media is for meeting and knowing each other that is it Anita
Anita: Not relly. I use it 4 work
K. I guess ur buzy
Chuckie: Okay Anita
I'm here for you Anita
Anita: Oh I don't need u.
I have our lord and saver.
All things r thru HIM.
Chuckie: Same too Anita
Anita: Huh?
Ur a relly cornfusing lad.
Chuckie: How Anita
Anita: How what?
If ur 2 buzy 2 write words, its ok. I'm not starving 4 attention or needy.
Chuckie: As in it's what you said tho
I'm sorry for not responding to your text on time
Anita: I don't even no what ur talking about.
Chuckie: Yeah but I know what you are talking about Anita
Anita: K. Can u tell me, cuz I am soooooo cornfused. From the mushroom on thru.
Chuckie: It's okay Anita
Are you into any relationship there Anita

I'll post up some other lads and if something takes off, I'll split off the bait.

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:10 pm

I want to know how you met Anita in the first place, as I'm not familiar with this backstory.

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Feb 2019 Posts: 163

He is a disgusting little swine, if you ask me.

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:46 pm

^^^ Anita is bware419ers' character. She works for a top tier yet fake record label/movie studio. I personally can't remember which job she performs as there are 2 other skank characters controlled by other baiters that work in the same office. Be assured that if you ask Anita to try to get someone to expedite your job contract and to sponsor the US Visa you need to move to Atlanta she will reassure you by saying "that's NOT my depot"...and then bitch about one of the other skanks and then disappear. Or maybe a different skank always said that...can't remember. The Titlanta modality is hilarious but the "Fatty" boss character was over the top. However, it was pretty amazing how quickly lads would adapt to him by trying to correspond via nonsensical rap lyrics ya diggs?

If you truly are curious about the back story then check out the link below. Several lads got crushed by this modality but Ralphie was arguably the teacher's pet:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=271883&highlight=ralph

After absorbing all that context you may wish to delve into the subject further by reflecting upon the adversity that American skanks are subjected to in these modern times. Will they be able to continue to adapt indefinitely? Let us ponder:

https://youtu.be/mE3gWZk4AEo

Edited to Titlanta - bware

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 11:51 pm

I... shouldn't have asked. But it's the type of humor I'm attempting to find...

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:07 am

Yep, Anita is one of mine, though she is lots of things, a skank is not one of them. The company she works for is Titlanta (corrected above) and some other questions are answered below...

I should have prefaced the initial post that Chuckie is a love lad that was attempting to steal money from Bertje. Turns out he's a lot lazy.

Next up is Sean, another romance scammer that previously fell in love with my character, Marisol, within minutes. so...

Lad #2: Sean

Quote:

Sean: Hi
Anita: Hiya. Which job were u interested in?
Titlanta-Employment-Application.pdf
Sean: Oh really
Sure I am interested
Anita: Which position?
Sean: Any available position which is reasonable
Anita: What do u mean by reasonable?
Sean: I mean any available position
But it's too much question to fill on your application.
So after filling this application what next?
Anita: 2 much questions? U must be lazy. I think this will not be a gud fit.
Sean: Sure I am interested, am just asking for clear notification
Sean removed a message
Count me in I am very much interested in this process
Anita: Clear notification on what?
Sean: So I am just asking after filling the application form what's next
I want to know how these process goes, please just explain to me.
Anita: An audition is next
Then the Hiring Committee Reviews and makes offers 2 those who have the talent.
Sean: Oh okay that's good, sounds interesting
😢
So if I have been selected who will responsible for my traveling ducuments and accommodation?
Anita: What r traveling ducuments?
Sean: I thinking you are recruiting people for job or not?
What type of employment are you doing?
Anita: Wait.
U want 2 apply 4 a job and u don't even know what it is? Then how culd u do it?
Sean: Exactly that's what I am asking
What is the job is all about?
Anita: We hire stunt men, actors, singers/rapers and that kind of artistes.
Sean: Oh really OK
But me I do drawing art
I have my drawings with me here
Anita: Let's see. We do have people who do album art.
Sean: Okay
Sean removed a message
Anita: I guess u don't want 2 share ur art.
Sean: Off cause
<Hand Drawing 1>
<Hand Drawing 2>
Anita: Can you do directed drawing?
Sean: Yeah like what
Anita: I can't go into that. It wuld be part of an audition project and require colored art.
Sean: So what do you mean by directed drawing
Anita: Ur told what 2 draw and then u have 2 interpret and draw it - or ur given an image and u copy it in ur style.
Sean: Oh okay
I can do that
Anita; U need 2 fill the application first tho.
Sean: Yeah you are right
Anita: Then things can be logged and official.
U also need 2 know, if ur given the job, the Boss will prolly want u to move 2 the US when all the Corona is gone.
Sean: Oh really that would be nice
I will love to be in the Us
Anita: The company usually takes care of all that, I think.
Sean: Oh wow that's sounds good
Anita: When can I expect the application 2 be completed?
Sean: Just give me few days to time to that
Anita: Oh. It's not that much.
K
Sean: Cos I need to print it out and fill it
Anita: K
MON 6:29 PM
[/color]Sean: Hi
You are not replying
Anita: Yes I am
Did u ask me a ????
Sean: Hi
how are you doing
Anita: Fine
Did u file the application?
Sean: Sean removed a message
Sean removed a message
I just print it out about to fill it
Anita: Why do u keep removing massages? I don't like it
Sean:It's was a mistake sorry
When am done I will forward everything to you ok
I need to take my time and fill it properly.
Anita: I have told the Hiring Committee abut u. When Shuld I tell them u will send the app?
Sean:I will submit it on Thursday
Anita: The day after tomorrow, correct?
Sean:Yeah right
I really like to join to your company
Anita: K
Sean:Yeah
So what's the latest news about the company
Anita: There's a COVID-19 warringteen, but Georgia shuld reopen fully soon.
Sean:Oh really that would be nice
Sounds great
So what is your roll in the company
Anita: Admin Ass.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:25 pm

Meet Harry. It seems he can't quite remember what he has asked before or which potential wife is in the chat.

Lad #3: Harry

Quote:

Harry: Hello
How are you doing
Anita: U?
Harry: I'm good
What's your name
I'm harry
Anita: Anita
Harry: Ok
How are you Anita
Where are you chatting from
Anita: Atlanta.
Harry: I hope you are safe
If not you come over to this place it'd safer
Anita: Yes, I am in my home. Where is "this place?"
Harry: Africa
I'm from Nigeria but I live in Congo Kinshasa where I work
Anita: Oh. My ex bf was from Nigeria.
Harry: Wow
But now I'm not in Nigeria
Anita: That's ok. He's not either.
He is your ex so he is not important in our relationship
Hope you are isolating
Anita: Oh, he's not important in anybodys relationship, I'm sure.
Yes. I am all alone. 😞
Harry: Ok
Anita: R u social distenting?
Harry: Yes dear
What about you
Anita: I already answered this, didn't I?
Harry: Ok
Don't be offended
Anita: I'm not. Just working and u asked the same thing.
Harry: Ok
How is work
Anita: Fine. And urs?
Harry: Fine tio
When do you close
Anita: I am working from home cuz of the warringteen. I don't relly havehours when I close.
Harry: Ok
Now I know
Another Day
Harry: Good morning dear
Hi
Anita: Hiya
A different day.
Harry: Good morning
Anita: Gud morning 2 u.
Harry: How are you doing
Anita: Fine. U?
And another day...
Harry: Are you single or married
Anita: Single. My Church is still finding me a husband.
Harry: I wish to be your husband
I'm not a bad person
Please give me a chance to prove that
My wife
Anita: I am no man's wife until the Church proclaims such.
Harry: OK
How are you
Anita: Fine. Just dealing with big meanies.
Harry: Big meanies?
What's that
Anita: Peoples that r not nice and tell me how 2 do my jobs.
Harry: Ohh
One thing is sure... You must not satisfy everybody
Anita: Oh I know I mustnt
Harry: Yes
Anita:
I'm here for you baby
Harry: Anytime
Anita: I AM NOT A BABY. I AM 19.
Harry: Wow but you are my babylove
Anita: Plz do not say these things rite now.
U want my luv and some other man wants my money and another man wants me 2 be somebody I'm not. Ugh
Harry: Who ever wants your money is a gold digger
I want your love and not your money
I'm working and I can take care of my self
Anita: Me 2. And Daddy keeps all my money 4 when I'm married.
Harry: I want love and not money
Are you busy
Anita: Yes. When I am on here, I must work.
My Church only allows women 2 use computers for work, if the job requires it.
Harry: Are you working online
Anita: Or, I would have 2 do Pendants.
Yes. On Facebook.
And thru our website.
Harry: I want to give you a facebook call
Anita: What is that?
Harry: I want to call you on messenger
Anita: How? I relly don't follow.
Harry: Do you have messenger
Anita: I just use Internet Explorer and go to www.facebook.com or www.titlanta[dot]com/
Harry: Wanted to hear your voice
Anita: How?
Harry: Wanted to call you
Anita: I don't have a phone.
Harry: Really
Anita: My Church does not allow it.
They are for the idle minded and those with sinful hands and men.
Harry: Does not allow what
Anita: Women and electronics. Except I can use a computer if work requires it.
Harry: Can you make a call with computer
Anita: How
Harry: Which church do you attend
Anita: . U?
Harry: Catholic Church
Anita: o
Harry: what
Anita: Oh
Harry: Babe
Hi
Babe
Anita: I
AM
NOT
A
BABY
Harry: Anita
But you are my baby
Anita: I think u have me mistaken. I am Daddy's little girl and a child of HIS, but NO BABY.
Harry: Ok
Anita: Thx
Harry: Give me your number
Anita: What number?
Harry: I want to call you and hear your voice
Anita: I don't own a phone
Harry: Till when
Anita: What do u mean till when?
Harry: When will you have phone
Anita: I will not have 1. In my Church, women are not allowed the use of electronics. I only get to use this PC for work recruitmenet and talking 2 the artistes we represent. And that is cuz work requires it.
Harry: So your pastors wife doesn't have phone?
Anita: They are for the idle minded and those with sinful hands.
No, she doesnt
None of the women do, not even the <--henceforth known as OP.
Harry: And your mum doesn't
Anita: My mother passed when I was very yung. She did not have 1, no.
Harry: Ahhhh
Anita: Women have other things 2 do other than gossip with talk and waste time with electric toys
Harry: How do you communicate in terms of emergency
Anita: Like what kind of emergency?
Harry: Phone is not for gossip dear
It's for communication
Anita: Ur telling me my Church, Pastor, OP, and Daddy r wrong?
Ur mouth is 4 communication. Or paper and pen.
Harry: Which country are you
Anita: United States.
Harry: Ok
OP is she the owner of your church?
Anita: HE is the owner.
Nobody owns The Church.
Harry: Ok
Anita: Who owns ur church?
Harry: Give me your friends number let me call and talk with you
Anita: Which part of I am 4bidden from using a phone do u not understand?
Why r u trying 2 make me disrespect and disobey HIM and my Daddy?
Harry: Please don't ok
Anita: Don't ok what?
Harry: Don't disobey your daddy
Anita: I culd never! Nor my Church.
Harry: Ok
Good girl
Is it only someone from your church you will marry?
Anita: Sum1 approved by my Church, yes. And they must be a member.
Harry: Tell them about me they might approve it
Anita: I don't even know u.
Harry: I'm harry
From Nigeria but I live in Congo Kinshasa where I work
Anita: Where is Congo Kinshasa and what work do u do?
Harry: Congo Kinshasa is in Africa
I'm a graduate of accounting and working as an account officer
Anita: What does an account officer do?
you can google it
Anita: What does that mean?

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2020 3:12 pm

Let's check on Chuckie!

Quote:

Chuckie: It's okay Anita
Are you into any relationship there Anita
Anita: Yes, I have worked at the same place 4 5 years.
Chuckie: Okay Anita
I would want to be your friend
Anita: K. Ur not looking 4 the musician or actor job, rite
?
Chuckie: I'm still interested in it Anita:
Anita: Oh. Which 1?
Chuckie: Acting
Anita: My dinner is reddy. I may be back. Do u have an application or experience?
Chuckie: Okay Anita
Yeah I got this application Anita
Anita: Titlanta-Employment-Application.pdf
K. U can't even be considered without it.
Chuckie:

Anita: I guess u can send that along 2
Chuckie: Okay
Anita can we Vc
Anita: What is VC?
Chuckie: I mean video chat
Anita: O. I don't have any video camera.
They only let me bring this PC home cuz of the warringteen and social distincting.
Chuckie: As in you do not have a Cam on your PC
Anita: I'm looking on the box, but I don't see 1
Chuckie: Ok Anita
I need you to assist me tho Anita
I need to get to the grocery store
If you would assist me with the funds tho
Anita:
Sorry. Can't help with that.
Chuckie:
Why Anita
What I need from you is a token
Anita: 1. Not my job. An adult man shuld be able 2 support himself.
2. I have no way 2 send u money.
3. HE says, neither a borrower now a lender be.
Chuckie: Huh Anita it's due to how it is here then
There are means to assist me then Anita
Anita: There r means 4 a grown man 2 get his own groceries.
Chuckie: There are no job yet that was why I requested for you to assist me then
Anita: My work has closed down.
Do u think it's different here?
Chuckie: Same too here Anita
Anita: Movies can not be made. Concerts cannot go on. No tours.
U don't see a single young woman like me asking u 4 help.
Pray and HE will take care of u.
HE is all u need.
Chuckie: I know what you meant Anita
I'm a Christian Anita
Anita: If u knew, why did u keep trying 2 get me 2 betray the bible?
Then I suggest u go 2 ur church 4 help. They can never let one of HIS children suffer.
And ask HIM 4 4giveness.
Chuckie: Anita you have not betrayed the Bible
Anita: Ur rite and I never will.
My Church and HIM always directs my life.
Chuckie: Okay Anita
Chuckie: Chuckie sent you an invite to join Messenger.
Chuckie: Chuckie invited you to Messenger.
Anita: This is messenger, but I do not have a phone 4 it.
Chuckie: Okay Anita] you told me that you are using a PC
Anita: Yes. I am.
But u just sent me this: Chuckie invited you to Messenger.
Sending messages is fast and more fun on Messenger. Get a link sent to your phone to install the app.
Chuckie: Okay
Anita: I do not have a phone so why did u send it?
Chuckie: Yes I thought you would make use of it tho Anita
Anita: How wuld I make use of this?
We r already talking on Messenger.
Chuckie: Okay Anita
Anita: What is ok?
Chuckie: You said we are already chatting on messenger
Anita: We r
Chuckie: Okay Anita

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2020 5:01 pm

It would be funny if innocent Anita had a brilliant idea to help Chuckles. She just remembered that the WHO offered to help her pay COVID related expenses. She already said she didn't have any but to help Chuckie. She already sent his contact info to the fake COVID lad who reaches out to do the typical "want to work together?"bit. Maybe Chucks would admit to a few things that he'd never tell Anita. Obviously this covers 0 new territory but it is always hilarious when a scammer warns their victims to not fall for scams Rolling Eyes

Or, if he was smart (he isn't), he would say thanks and ask for the $ to pay the fake COVID lad fees. Then you can tell him you still had the original email and wired fake COVID lad the money because you lurve Chucks SO much!. He just needs to provide his address to COVID lad to get that ATM card Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2020 5:44 pm

Anita's inability to deal with situations that complex would have her in Church praying for at least 40 days, and that just won't do.

Let's see what's happening with Lad #2, Sean:

Quote:

Sean: Hi
Anita: Hiya. Which job were u interested in?
So what is your roll in the company
Anita: Admin Ass.
Sean: Meaning
Administration Assistant
Right
Anita: Yeppers
Sean: Ok
That's nice
Anita: Thumbs up

Sean: You welcome
Anita: What job do u currently do?
Sean: Currently I am selling as shopkeeper
Anita: What kind of shop?
Sean: We sell food and stuffs
They employed me
I didn't like the job but there was no choice so I have to do it
Anita: Oh. A grocer. Like Mr. Hooper.
Sean: What do you Mean
I don't understand
Who is Mr. Hooper?<===Reference
Anita: Oh, he's the local grocer on the next street from where I grew up.
He was the nicest old man and luved birds.
Sean: Oh okay really
I have already finished filling the form 2moro I will forward everything to you ok
Anita: AWESUM!
I won't tell the Hiring Committee so they will be surprized!
Sean: Oh really OK

ETA: Oops. I told the Hiring Committee. This lad will be splitting off to his own thread, soon.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 4:43 pm

Lad #4: JJ

This lad spent tried to lurve on Anita in 2018 and even considered joining Titlanta, then. He spent most of 2019 being in love with another character.

Quote:

JJ: Hello anita
Anita: Hiya
JJ: How are you
Anita: Going 4 dinner. Back soon.
JJ: Hope ur keeping safe
Okay when u are back u lemme know OK
Anita: I am fine, thx. And u?
JJ: I'm ok too
Anita: Ok
JJ: Wanna ask u questions
Can I?
Anita: K.
I will answer as I can cuz I am working.
JJ: Ok
Where are you from
Anita: Atlanta. U?
JJ: Nigeria
Anita: Oh. I have an ex bf from there.
JJ: Really
Which part of Nigeria was he from
Anita: He lived in Lagos and a place called Victoria Island.
JJ: Ok I know Victoria island
Anita: k
JJ: I have stayed in Lagos too a place called lekki
But I'm residing at Owerri imo state where I'm currently working
Anita: K
I'm residing in Atlanta where I'm currently working 2
JJ: What kind work do u do
Of**
Anita: I'm an Admin Ass and Reviewer/Recruiter for a Movie and Music Production company
What is the work ur currently doing?
JJ: That's great
I'm a sales executive for conoil PLC
Anita: Whats a conoil? Like the oil stuff?
JJ: Yes oil But my department deals with lubes
Anita: Can u fry with lubes?
JJ: No u can't fry with it It's an engine oil for cars
Anita: Oh
I guess u can't slick stuff up 2 ease it in then. I cook with conoil all the time. It's better than vegetable oil, but I prefer the peanut oil the best.
JJ: Okay that's good
U work I thought u are suppose to be at home cos of the lockdown
Anita: Yes. They let me bring my PC home. Usually I can only be on my computer when it is 4 work and I am there.
JJ: Ok good
What's the time over now
Anita: Almost 9'
JJ: In the morning?
Anita: Yes
JJ: Okay here is 2:03
In the afternoon
I'm at home
Have u eaten something today
Anita: Yes. I fixed bacon and eggs with an English muffin, juice, and milk. Have u eaten?
JJ: Wow sounds good Yes I ate fried egg, bread, plantain,milk and juice
Anita: Gud
JJ: Yeah
Here,everywhere is locked down..am home
Alone
Anita: Same.
It's lonely without Daddy here.
JJ: Where is your daddy staying
Anita: He was away 4 work in Argentina.
Then this all happened and he was forced 2 stay there and not travel.
JJ: Awwww
That's too bad
I know u will be missing him so much
But not worry,am here to talk to u anytine,anyday
If u feel lonely..u can call or talk to me...cos same here am alone without my parents...they live in another state
I have lonely for years now
Been*
JJ changed the chat theme to Red.
JJ changed the chat theme to Hot Pink.
Anita: U changed the color
JJ:
JJ changed the chat theme to Red.
Are you there?
Yes dear,i changed it
Cos am beginning v to feel comfortable with you
Honestly...been so lonely
I hardly come here messenger
But yesterday was my birthday...I had to cm here
Anita: Happy belated birthday. Mine was on April 1.
Back soon.
JJ: Wow
April 1
Noted
I won't forget it..I will make sure I will be wishing you a happy birthday every year as long as I am on this earth
Anita: k. Thx.
JJ: Yea welcome
You*
Can I chat with on WhatsApp?
Pls
Anita: On what app?
JJ: Yes
dear
Are u there
Anita: What is yes? Ur cornfusing me.
JJ: I mean can I chat with you on WhatsApp messenger
U don't know WhatsApp messenger??
Anita: I have Facebook messenger. U don't like chatting me here?
JJ: I like chatting u here It's just that WhatsApp is more faster
That's why I asked u for it
Anita: faster than what? How.
They r both in the internets.
JJ: Yea I know But in terms of calls
But not too worry let's chat here then since u don't have it OK
Wyd?
Anita: I'm not wide, am I?
I culd lose a few pounds sure, but no one says I'm wide.
JJ: I didn't say u are wide dear
I mean what are you doing(wyd)
Anita: I am chatting with u, silly.
JJ: Ok
Can I call u here?
Anita: What do u mean? Isn't this a chatting messenger?
JJ: It's a chatting messenger some one can still make calls here too
Haven't u tried it before
Anita: How? I'm looking at my PC. Where do I talk into it?
JJ: So u don't use phone?
You missed a call from JJ.
You missed a call from JJ.
You missed a call from JJ.
JJ: I am calling and u are u not picking up
Anita: Sorry. I was working. No, I'm not allowed a phone.
JJ: I really wanna hear your voice
Anita: Relly, I'm not even suppost 2 have a computer.
How do I know ur calling? I'm saying hi to u. Can u hear it?
JJ: Ok
Can I get ur mobile number?
You missed a call from JJ.
JJ: I called again
U didn't pick
Anita: I don't have any #.
I keep saying hello but u don't hear me and I can't hear u.
I'm yelling into the black computer box.
Can u hear me now?
JJ sends a voice message. Click here to hear it.
JJ: I don't understand
U are to pick before I can hear you babe
Pls press the green button when the call cones in
Comes*
Ok
Make a voice note...
So I can hear your voice
You missed a call from JJ.
You missed a call from JJ.
Anita: I pressed the green button and it went out and my hole screen went black.
JJ: Ok and u can't make a voice note
You missed a call from JJ.
Anita: What is a voice note?
JJ: There is something I sent to u where I was talking to u
That's voicenote
Anita: Ok, it's like ur speaking in Martian 2 me. U haven't sent me anything. I checked my email and spam folder and nothing is there from anybody I don't know.
JJ: I'm calling u now
Pick it
You missed a call from JJ.
You missed a call from JJ.
JJ: I don't have your email address
So u can't answer calls or what I don't know
Anita: How am I suppost 2 answer? I keep saying hello when u tell me 2 pick.
I don't hear anything.
JJ: U can't just say hello u have to pick it at the green button
Before u can hear me
You missed a call from JJ.
JJ: Ok give me your phone number
Let me call you directly
Anita: I told u I do not have 1. It is not allowed.
No woman in my church can have 1. They are for the idle minded and those with sinful hands.
I thot u were calling me in the computer, thos.
tho
You missed a call from JJ.
Anita: U never say anything. I keep talking into the big black box, saying, hello, hello
JJ: Really
But do u talk to your ex boyfriend the period u guys were dating
Since u can't have a phone or pick calls here
You missed a call from JJ.
Anita: No. We emailed and chatted thru facebook.
Sumtimes, we wrote letters 2 each other and mailed them.
JJ: Ok why did u guys broke up
Anita: Daddy
JJ: Your daddy???
Anita: Yes.
JJ: Why your daddy don't like him
What about your mom
Anita: He did not.
She is with HIM in heaven.
JJ: Ok may her soul rest in peace
Anita: I pray it is
Thx
JJ: U welcome
So u guys you do video calls
Anita: I've never done a video call.
JJ: Even voice call?
Anita
No. They wuld kick me out of the Church, 4 sure.
JJ: Which church
What's the name of church
Anita:
What's the name of ur church?
JJ: So they don't allow u to make calls and video calls
Winners chapel That's the name of my church
Anita: I can only use this computer 4 work. We believe in the teachings of the Old Testament.
JJ: This is ridiculous
Have never heard such thing before
Anita: Do u not know the Mennonites or Pensilvania Dutch? Or the Amish?
And now u have insulted me and my Church and HIM by calling us ridiculous.
We no longer need 2 chat.
JJ: Better how can u not been using a cell phone in this modern world
Anita: 4 what?
I talk 2 my co-workers when I go 2 work. I talk 2 my friends at Church.
I write letters and keep the Post Office in business.
Did Jesus need a phone?
NO. And he spoke 2 millions.
Leave me alone. U insulted me and my Church and our Lord and Saver.
JJ: Lol
Ok
No problems
Since we can't talk on phone
Can't even hear ur voice
Too bad
Anita: Don't write me any more. UR A RUDE MAN WHO INSULTS PEOPLE AND JESUS.
AND FINDS IT FUNNY.
JJ: U can't tell me u don't use cell phone
In the whole USA
U think I don't people over there
Anita: I never said other people don't. I said women in MY CHURCH r not allowed. Yes, I know there is a Winners Chapel Church here in Atlanta. We don't think 2 kindly of those "mega churches" just about money. Leave me alone or I will block u.
UR RUDE AND UNCHRISTIAN.
JJ: Really
Okay so I can't hear your voice
APR 17, 2020, 12:53 PM
Anita
U haven't even apologized so u won't even be reading my words no more neither.
JJ: Okay I'm sorry
Anita: 4?
JJ: For been rude to u and ur church
Anita: AND HIM.
Do not ever call my church ridiculous again.
JJ: Ok I promise I will not
Accept??
Anita: I will pray on it.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 6:11 pm

Cornfused is one of my favorite de-education words ever. Even more than the you "pissed me on" phrase. Lad's and their f*cking obsession with phone calls. So annoying. Maybe you are about to visit your dear old grandfather Lenny in England soon. He has a phone...you think and he's to old to remember that he isn't supposed to let you use it Laughing

Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 7:13 pm

While Lenny is a great feature, he doesn't really fit my baiting style or the pleasures I get interacting with lads. To me, part of the fun is the challenge of avoiding those issues with lads...getting them to suspend all disbelief, much in the same way they suck in victims.

So, back to Lad #3? Harry. Whichever number he is. It turns out Linoline is toying with him, too. He's too much of an idiot to get to do anything, so at this point, I'll only be chatting with him to keep him occupied, if we even continue...

Oh, and the following seemed appropriate. LOL.

Quote:

Harry: Hi
Anita: Yes?
Harry: How are you
Anita: Busy with work.
Harry: Ok
Anita: How r u?
Harry: I'm good
May 1 is workers day
Anita: No, it's MAYDAY!
What is workers day?
Harry: A set aside for the workers to rest
Anita: Like Sunday?
Harry: Once in a year
Anita: No. Sunday is once a week.
Harry: I'm talking about mayday
Anita: Yes, May 1 only happens once a year.
Harry: Yeah
Anita: But, it's the same with May 2 and May 3 and the others. They only happens 1 time a year 2.
May 3 is Sunday, a day 4 all 2 rest.
Harry: Ok
Anita: Yes

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

Ah yes, Anita, the upstanding, christian, executive assistant/recruiting liaison that we all know and lurve. Excited to see where these go, and hopefully the lovely (and definitely not a drunken skank) Darla will become involved as well.
After all, with all this self isolation, etc. what better things could the lads possibly have to do then fill out paperwork and make audition vids?

Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 6:36 pm

Sean has been split off to A Lad Applies Himself (I'm sure we can get a better title soon)

I'll try to post up a few more exchanges with the lads this week.

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 7:28 pm

Pig$ or "Kingdom" was one of my first adventures into the world of baiting <strike>love</strike> lurve lads. This was a co-bait with various baiters, primarily GTMama, oscarpiles, Capone, OrangeCat, and Ginger Lee.

We put this lad through the ringer, faking deaths, lost safaris, kick ass videos, etc. That was 7 years ago. It's nice to see that had a lasting effect as he still falls in love over the course of several days, but is so worried what he sees may be fake. Hopefully, this has made him drop some potential victims (though I saw he had posted an ad selling a Lexus in March. Ugh.).

Quote:

Pig$: Hi Anita
Anita: Hello
Pig$: We have been friends for some time now
Maybe you don't noticed me
You know
Anita: I talk 2 so many peeps all over the world every day.
Pig$: Oh yeah I see
You should
You are beautiful and every one would love to talk with you
Anita: I shuld what?
Pig$: You know
Anita: Thx, but I don't know about that.
Pig$: Oh really
I'm telling you now
You look gorgeous
Anita: Well, that is very nice, but the Bible says 2 be humble.
Pig$: Yes you are very right
When you humble God will lift you up
Anita: HE will always lift me up, but I will always be under HIM.
Pig$: Yeah sure
Anita: What do u mean?
Pig$: I mean it's true
What you said
Anita: Oh. Yes IT IS!
Pig$: I'm sorry my English is not perfect
Anita: It looks perfect 2 me!
I'm not gud at typing, but have 2 do it 4 my job.
Pig$: Oh yeah
What kind of job do you do?
Anita: I'm an Admin Ass
U?
Pig$: I'm a website developer and a Music producer
Anita: Wow
Pig$: I also do graphics
Anita: What do u mean by graphics?
Pig$: <Logo Image>
That's what I'm doing now
Logo design and art design
Over the computer
Anita: K. I work 4 a company that helps grow better animals.
Pig$: Ohh yeah
Wow I love animals
I love sheep Shocked

Anita: Have u had any???
Pig$: No
I will later

Anita: 2 bad.
The company I work 4 helps zoos and stuff.
Pig$: It cost to take care of animals
Nice
Anita: and farmers
Pig$: That's great
Anita: makes the animals better and grow more.
Beautiful
Do you have family? Like kids and husband?
I had to do some work that day, so I logged off.
The next day:
Anita: Hey
Pig$: Hi
Anita: How r u?
Pig$: M doing great how about you
Anita: Sorry. I just had 2 take a break from work and I saw u were online.
Gud.
Pig$: Oh yeah
That's nice
Anita: How is ur website graphics doing?
Pig$: Going fine
You still working?
Thought is lock down?
Anita: Work from home. But our governor eased the lockdown last week.
Pig$: Ohh okay I see
I asked you last time
If you have got family
You didn't answer me
Anita: Just my daddy, but he's in Argentina during this. He got stuck there with work and won't take a plane back.
U have family?
Pig$: I have family
Mom and dad and too
And siblings
4 siblings
You have husband and kids?
Anita: No, just me and Daddy. I'll get married sum day, I guess.
Pig$: Oh yeah
Wow I hardly meet people who are single
Anita: My Church is involved with our marriage, and it just hasn't been arranged yet. I take care of Daddy, and I save my heart for HIM.
Pig$: Oh you have someone you want to marry already?
Or you haven't find him yet
Anita: I don't look and until Daddy gets back, I don't think the Church will look, either.
Pig$: Oh yeah
Anita: U have wife and kids?
Pig$: Nope
I'm single
Why is your dad affecting your relationship?
Or you getting married?
Anita: He doesn't affect it cuz I don't have any relationchip.
Maybe, sum day I will get married if they think I shuld and Daddy is taken care of.
Ur single? How old r u?
Pig$: And I'm 35
How old are you?
Anita: Oh. Ur old.
19
Pig$: Damn
Really
I'm surprised to hear that
Can I see some of your pictures
You don't have much personal pictures on your profile
Anita: Plz don't curse.
No, cuz I've had them stolen by people in the past, so I don't share them now.
Pig$: No that's no course sweetheart
Anita: People pretended 2 be me and were stealing money.
Pig$: Omg
Anita: The D-word is a course.
Pig$: Oh really I'm sorry about that
I'm not an American lol
So it means different thing here
I'm really sorry about all the questions I been asking
I thought you were my age
But anyway you are an adult
So can I see some of your pictures now
Just wanted to see how you really look
Anita: Sorry.
Pig$: What?
Why saying sorry
Anita: I won't thake that chance again of having them stolen and used 2 steal money from others. I don't want people pretending 2 be me.
Pig$: But I'm not them
You just send me here
Or call me on video call
I just wanted to see you that's all
Anita: LOL. Isn't that exactly what some1 trying 2 steal the info wuld say?
I don't have a camera for my PC.
Pig$: Okay
Anita: Thx!
Pig$: You are welcome
Anita: Thumbs up

Pig$: Thanks
Anita: Ur welcome granddaddy! LOL
Pig$: Lol
I Ain't no grand daddy
Anita: Well, it's cuz of ur age. Lol.
Pig$: Oh well I wish I could see you
It would have been great
Anita: Does that work on gurlz?
Pig$: The thing is if I can see you
We can be talking as long as we want
Anita: Oh? We can't talk like this 4 as long as we want? And u ignored my ?
Pig$: I don't mean that
You know sometimes I would like to see you but I can't
Anita: Well, it's what u wrote
Pig$: And that's not good
Anita: Sumtimes, I wuld like 2 see God, but I can't. Life is like that.
Pig$: No man can see God
Anita: Does the guilt trip work on gurlz?
I'm not a man.
Sumtimes, I wuld like 2 see him, but I can't.
Pig$: Both man and woman
God called man
Human
When you remove the Hu
You get man
Anita: I see u like 2 change the subject 2, when it fits u.
Pig$: That's the origin
Nah
I just wanted to be sure who in talking with
That's all
I'm too old to be catfished
Anita: We have never met in real life. How culd u ever be sure. LOL. That's just silly.
What is catfished?
U R Old! LOL
Pig$: Catfish means
You been another person
Behind this picture
So that's why I wanted to see more
Anita: Oh. Here, it's a big old ugly fish from the muddy rivers. They eat anything and r very ugly, but taste great fried with cornmeal.
U know, the more u keep insistiting on this, the more it seems ur trying 2 steal them. Like everything depends on u getting those pics. LOL
Pig$: Lol not really
Anita: Yes, relly.
Pig$: The more you refuse for me to see em
The more fake your account become
Anita: Ok.
I have nuthing 2 prove 2 u. I don't need ur approval.
Guilt trips don't work here Granddaddy.
Pig$: It's ok then
Anita: It was always ok 2 begin.
I'm going back 2 work. Is it an old man thing 2 become boring and only chat abut the same thing over and over and over?
Pig$: Have a nice time working
Anita: Have a nice time trying 2 steal gurlz fotos Granddaddy. LOL!