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Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

It's not you, it's me.

It was nice while it lasted. calls to Lenny and MoneyGram from the good Reverend Able Johnson, but all good things come to an end. Crying or Very sad

Doris Tamba

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Please go i dont need you any more your not a good man

Cyril

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Doris my love

I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I think deep down in your heart you know I did everything I could to make you happy. I for one will remember the good times and the laughs we shared throughout our time together. I'm sad that things didn't work out the way I had hoped they would, but I think you'll agree that's no reason for me not to try to find the happiness I truly deserve with somebody else. Therefore I'm sure you'll be happy to hear that Elena has replied to the email I sent her telling her about you, but saying things weren't going so well between us. In fact to my shame I even suggested that she hold herself in reserve just in case things went tits up between you and I. Well, reading between the lines of your last email it looks like those tits have definitely taken a major upward trajectory and there really is now no hope of salvaging our doomed relationship. It is of course too early to tell if Elena will be the one for me, but hey! in for a penny in for a pound as they say. Anyway, all I hope is you can find it in yourself to wish me the happiness with Elena that I think I really do deserve after all that you have put me through. So goodbye my love, try to think kind thoughts about me, I never wanted to hurt you no matter what you think.

Hugs and kisses

Cyril

BTW, Elena is "real" and it is only early days, but Cyril lives in hope.

Elena

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Cyril i open mail and i receive your letter. I'am sooo happy. For
me this new feeling. I never thought, that so i shall communicate with
someone. I have come right after works, and i hoped, that you will
write to me. What age Doris?
I would like to tell more about myself.My name is Elena.I from city Orlov. This
small city in the Kirov area. I have left school, then medical
college and now i nurse in the city. We in city have not enough
men and i have not found that with whom would like to be.
So i decided to try to get acquainted through internet.
Cyril I ask you, that you to correct me, if I what to speak
incorrectly. Because i study English at school and in college. But
speak that at me badly with spelling. But to speak I it is better. I
shall tell more about myself. To me of 26 years and i live with my
mum. The father now lives in other city and with other woman, and I
never saw him. He has thrown us when I was very little. Only on old
photos.
Tell to me, what you search in women? How she should look? What to be
able to do? How you represent your life together? I shall wait for
your sincere answer tomorrow. Cyril, i send you a photos, i hope that
you like my pictures! Already i miss and hope, that you will answer
me at once as will receive the letter.
Elena

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 4:11 am

A Lad made a plaintive request for an update, and Mal replied with... well, read on (Mal's words are in bold).

Mr. Reynolds, please what's going on?
Why ask me?
Please what's the situation of things?
Again, why ask me?
Sir, please why are you delaying and trying to put an hold to the fund's transfer right now.
I'm not delaying anything.
Please be sincere with me and opened up OK.
I've always been sincere, asshole.
I'm tired of same story to the Bank everyday.
Ain't my problem.
The Bank its set and ready to proceeds immediately and make the transfer directly into your corresponding bank account in your country.
Yeah, so?
I don't know what to say to the Bank again, I'm short of word's
Ain't my problem.
Again please what's going on?
Why ask me?
Please be sincere with me OK.
I've always been sincere, asshole.

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 12:41 am

Godwin Emefiele expressed his love for Cammy on Hangouts:

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Hello my world
How is it going on there with you so far!

Cammy didn't take that well.

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Is that an insult?
Are you saying I'm big and round?

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