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TheDane
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Joined: 13 Aug 2010
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello again, Eaters and Eatresses. Been a while. I was living a peaceful and happy life, after I last put Eater behind me. No lads to purnish, no guymen to slap, no piggies to report. I got a good job, met a wonderful woman - I was on toppa the world, ma! Livin' the life.

Then yesterday, I found out that an old pet of Dr. Mike, Dharma and myself had shown life signs.

And so it begins. There is nothing I can do, I am forced to bait him. Sigh.

Bottomline, I'm back, at least for a little while. Sorry about that. The bad news is, that I'm getting older, so my sanity will vaporize faster than it used to. The good news is, that we have very good mental institutions in my country.

Anyway, nothing to see here. Carry on.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL.This is a classic case study as to why you never burn lads. Some of these mouth breathers come crawling back for more even if it is years and years later. Sadly, they have probably been scamming ever since but that is no reason to not take advantage of their desperation now. I hope you make them suffer Laughing
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TheDane
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, this one was a special gem. Search the forum for 'Rushforth', and enjoy the ride. Wink

Long story short, he was stranded for 6 months in Chad without money, and a broken leg. It was Dharma and Dr Mikes who did it really, I only came in towards the end as the High Inquisitor of TWAT, in a failed attempt to send in a team of special trained monks to rescue him. Pity. But for some reason, since then I've been the one he came back to and begged... I'm not sure why, but it just may be because I kinda promised him a big, fat compensation...

Anyway, we'll see what will come out of it. Travelling is out of the question for the time being, but I'm sure there are other ways to vex him...

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's one hell of way to reappear, Dane, so welcome back... Rushforth? Holy shit on a shingle! Give him Hell, Helvete, Gehenna, Sheol, and any any infernal regions that you can think of.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL, is this the bait where the lad tried to stiff the taxi driver and then the driver more or less simply ran over the deadbeat with his car? I remember all the commentary about how badly he was stitched up. Something about needing to rebreak it to heal properly but the doctors didn't bother with any of that. In the end the lad had one leg that was an inch or two shorter than the other. If that was the same bait I think it happened in Chad somewhere and the doctor that was being kind eventual got fed up with him. Oh the memories! Break his other leg when and if you have a chance Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back, Dane!!

And damn, this means our 14 step program to wean people off baiting is a complete failure.

Go make some lads cry Twisted Evil

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TheDane
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

bikeatl77 wrote:
LOL, is this the bait where the lad tried to stiff the taxi driver and then the driver more or less simply ran over the deadbeat with his car?


The same! Twisted Evil

Kitty La Gore wrote:
Welcome back, Dane!!

And damn, this means our 14 step program to wean people off baiting is a complete failure.

Go make some lads cry Twisted Evil


Thanks, toots! I'll do me very best! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back, how is life in Norway?

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TheDane
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Dr. Mike tells me it's the same ol' song, fermented herring and home distilled aquavite. How is prison, and how much if your sentence is left? (I suppose that a parole for good behaviour is out of the question). Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Any chance you can mail me a few cases of Tuborg Classic? My usual sources have all but dried up.

And welcome back eh?

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TheDane
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry, you'll probably have to stick to these for a while...

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I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike)
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Anyone feeling sunny today? Well, Fae is back. I've missed you all.

Edit: What can I do to help?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello TheDane, nice to see you pop back.

TheFae…...I think most of us here are beyond help.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good to see you back, TheDane! The lad in Chad with the broken leg? Brilliant bait! Fancy him turning up again.

Welcome back, TheFae.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

TheFae wrote:
Fae is back


Holy wheely bins, is this a symptom of the virus, a sudden urge to bait?

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"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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United KingdomUnited StatesNigeriaMalaysiaNetherlandsThailandCanadaUnited Arab EmiratesUnited NationsAustraliaSenegalSpainBeninChinaDenmarkGhanaIvory CoastKorean FlagSouth AfricaSwedenBurkina FasoCambodia FlagcameroonGermanyHong KongIndonesiaJapanNew ZealandSwitzerlandTogoTurkeyUkraine x 335 Elite Ninja Team Member Whip 🚽
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Kitty La Gore
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I have a feeling our social distancing and shelter-at-home is going to be very, very unfortunate for a whole bunch of lads... Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think a couple of bottles of wine will do the trick!
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