The General and Arnold Ziffel

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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 10:24 pm

It started on Feb. 1 with Lizzy getting a friend request and message from General George. I've only included the highlights to cut out a lot of the blah blah.

GG: Hi
Is nice to meet you...
I must confess
You sound sweet
Honestly...I sent you a friend request... because am looking for a partner...

Further on in the conversation:
Lizzy: How old are you?
GG: Oh...I was born 1980...so do me a favor and do the maths...thanks (yes, we have a real Einstein here)

I decided to follow Linoline's examples and see if I could get him to admit that he wasn't who he said he was.

Lizzy: What did you eat?
GG: Burger and coca cola
Lizzy: ok
From McDonalds?
GG: Yeah...of course (because they have Micky D's in every war zone)
I will love to taste German meal...which one will you suggest I go for
Lizzy: Well I'm sure there are no German restaurants there
GG: Then am going to order online
Lizzy: good luck with that
Think they'll deliver in a military zone??? Oh, that's right you're not in one. lol
GG: Not in my zone...my brother will pick it up for me
Lizzy: Oh sure...and mail it to you? lol

After three days of back and forth and many "fuck you's", he finally admitted that he wasn't a General.

GG: Good morning my love...hope you slept well...
Are you a woman of your word?can I trust you?
Lizzy: I am a woman of my word..the problem is you....I cannot trust you
Because I know you have been lying to me about who you are
And that's sad
GG: Then promise me something
Lizzy: IF I can
GG: Will you promise to love me regardless
Lizzy: I can't promise love....I don't even know the real you.
And I think you know that
GG: Then I think you don't like me either
Lizzy: That's not fair of you to say
How can I like someone who has been lying to me about who he really is?
You have to get to know the real someone before you can do that
GG: Something inside of me is telling me after all you won't give a damn about me
Lizzy: Well then I guess we have nothing more to say to each other
GG: We have a lot to say to each other
Lizzy: I'm not going to constantly fight you.
It's too tiring and I'm tired
GG: Okay am sorry
I have sent you a friend request
Since you are a woman of your word
And I trust you for that
Lizzy: Are you going to tell me who you really are?
GG: Yes
I promise
Just accept me first
Lizzy: What is the name on the friend request?
I have several here that I haven't accepted
GG: Arnold Ziffel
That's the name
Lizzy: Thank you. I have accepted it
GG: Okay
Am really sorry for stressing you
Please forgive me for that
Am sorry
Lizzy: I'm glad you decided to finally be honest with me.

He started chatting with Lizzy on his RL profile.

Meanwhile, another of my characters, Ingrid, sent GG a friend request which he accepted immediately. He didn't chat with her for about a week after she sent a "hallo" to him. Ingrid is an 83 year old German woman whose English is passable.

GG: How are you doing today
Ingrid: I is fine. How are you doing?
GG: Am fine
What's the name of your country
Ingrid: I live in Deutschland. It is Germany in englisch
Waht is yours?
GG: Am from the United States of America
Tell me more about yourself
Ingrid: I am divorced for many years and am 83 years of age. I have no children.
GG: Okay... I like you
Tell me what you do
Ingrid: What you mean by what I do?
Sorry for my englisch. It is some times hard.
GG: It's okay
And I will like to go into a relationship with you
Ingrid: What do you mean by relationship?
GG: I mean I want to date you
I like you
Ingrid: Will you tell me about you i know nothing
GG: Okay... Am General George.. From California... Am single and I work for the military

Later in the day:
GG: Who is taking care of you
Ingrid: I taek care of my self
GG: Okay...which means we are going to take care of each other
Ingrid: what do you mean?
GG: I mean we are going to be there for each other
Through pain and laughter
Be there when we need a shoulder to lean on
Ingrid: that is a nice thought
GG: Yes of course... When you need my help don't hesitate to tell me
Ingrid: that is nice of you to say to me
GG: It's okay
And when I need your help will you be there for me
Ingrid: if i can helps you
GG: That's so nice of you
Ingrid: thanks you
GG: I love music a lot... I will love to download it iTunes
Ingrid: that is nice
what is this itones?
GG: I wanna download movies and some app from iTunes
Its a downloading site
Ingrid: it is not allowed to download stuffs like that here (No, I am not sending you an iTunes card...)
GG: What type of phone do you use
Ingrid: i have phone that telekom bring to me
GG: Okay... Is it iPhone
Ingrid: it is regular phone
GG: Okay... I use iPhone
Is phone expensive in your country
Ingrid: you mean a handy. i have no handy. they cost much here.
GG: Is how much
Ingrid: cheep ones are maybe 400€. iphone is maybe 1200€.
GG: Which one do you like
Ingrid: i do not use handy. i do not need one of them.
GG: Okay... How much is the Telekom
Ingrid: it is about 30€ per month. it is not much.
GG: It's cheap
I need one of them
Ingrid: it is a phone iwth a cord. it is no handy phone.
GG: Okay... That's what you use in chatting now
Ingrid: no. i have large computer.
GG: Don't you have a laptop
Ingrid: i have large computer and big screen to see what i write

GG: Hi how are you
Ingrid: Hallo. I am fine thanks you. How are you?
GG: Am fine. What are you up to
Ingrid: I will go to the store today. a freind take me with them.
GG: what will you do today
Am going to visit some friends... What are you guys going to get in the store
Ingrid: I want to buy some things for my self
my neice also has birthday soon
GG: Oh... Am wishing her happy birthday in advance
Ingrid: thanks you. she want iwatch so i buy her taht
GG: Okay that's so sweet of you
Are you guys on your way already
Ingrid: no we will go after i ate lunch (I really wanted to say yes, we are on the way in her car and I'm sending you this message from my corded phone)
GG: Okay... What are you going to eat for lunch
Ingrid: I do not know as yet
some thing small i thinks
is iwatch good present to get? i do not know about these things
i guess you is to busy now to chat
i wish you a nice day

Later in the day:
Ingrid: i ask before and you now answer. is iwatch good to buy?
may be i should get her iphone also
GG: Okay... If you can afford it... I think she is gonna like it
Ingrid: yes i can afford. i have much money
thanks you

Ingrid: I am doing fine. how are you doing?
GG: Am doing just fine... Were you able to get the phone for your niece...
Ingrid: Yes. I bougt iwatch and iphone. they were so nice at store. they set up iphone. i found out that her mother also bought her iphone so i dont know what to do with it now. but i can give her iwatch.
GG: You don't know what to do with it?
Ingrid: I can not use it. i can not red the writing very well.
GG: Okay... Will you be kind enough to send it to our son?
Ingrid: i has no son
GG: Yeah I know
I mean my son
Because my son is also yours
And by the way we are in a relationship
Ingrid: we are in relationship? why do i not know this?
you no tell me about your son
GG: I told you I love you
And I have a son but you were in a hurry to go to the store
Ingrid: you say you had son but i was to fix my dinner. you say nothing more. and you never say you love me
i guess you mean some one else not me
GG: Is you I love you

She asked him to tell her more about him.

GG: I live in California USA
Am 42 years old
I once had a wife but we've been divorced for 12 years now
Ingrid: i sory to hear taht
GG: Yeah thanks
You are kind
I love you
Ingrid: what about your son
is he with his mom?
GG: Yeah he is fine
No is with his nanny
Ingrid: how old is he?
GG: He is ten now
We had the baby before we got married (Math is not his strong suit)

Yesterday
GG: How was the birthday
Ingrid: it was nice
GG: Tell me about it
Ingrid: it was a nice party
every one had a nice time
GG: Did you dance at the party
Ingrid: no one danced
GG: Really
Ingrid: yes really
my neice liked her iwatch
GG: Okay that's nice am glad she liked it
I told my son about you
Ingrid: yes she did like it
GG: I told my son about you
Ingrid: ok
how was your week end
GG: Fine... My son is traveling to Africa for his birthday
Ingrid: that is nice. did you do any thing on your week end?
GG: Not really... Why don't you want to talk about my son
Ingrid: if you want to talk about your son, then do so. is okay
GG: I told you about his birthday and you felt less concern... That's not cool
Ingrid: why should i feel concern
GG: Anyway you need to gift him for his birthday
Ingrid: why do i need to
GG: Because he is going to be your son too very soon
Ingrid: why is he going to be my son
GG: he is your son
Ingrid: you can send me his address and i send him card
GG: Okay what kind of card
Ingrid: birthday card of course
GG: That's so nice of you... But if I were you I will gift him that iPhone
Ingrid: you are not me
but you can give me his address
GG: Hope you wanna gift him the iPhone ... Because this is the chance of me telling him more about you
Ingrid: you can tell him what ever you want
but i can not send card with no address
GG: If it's the card you wanna send just forget it
Ingrid: that is not nice of you to say taht
GG: Because he is on his way to Africa already
Ingrid: but if that is the way you feel
GG: Okay since you can't gift him what you told me you can't make use of it... Then just forget it
Ingrid: if you can not give me addres since he is on his way to africa, that is fine then
you can tell him that you refuse to give me adress
GG: But if I give you his address in Africa... Is it the card that you are going to send down to him... Comeon babe
Ingrid: i will decide waht to send him
it is gift from me
not you
GG: It's okay
Ingrid: is up to you
if you do not want to give me adress then is okay
GG: we forget it
Let me send you his Guardian Facebook user name so you add him up
Ingrid: why
GG: I just want to be open to you about my son
He is his Guardian in Africa
Ingrid: you do not want to send adress. that is not being open already
GG: Okay it's Uni, Abuja. Nigeria
Ingrid: what is your son name? you not tell me that
GG: Junior George
Ingrid: ok
GG: And the Guardians name is Arnold Ziffel (big surprise)
Ingrid: that is nice
GG: He will be the one to collect it for him when the gift arrives
Ingrid: ok
GG: How are you gonna go about it... Hope it won't stress you or cost you much
Ingrid: i will take care of it
GG: Oh... That's so nice of you
My son will be very happy
Ingrid: ok that is nice

Back to Lizzy and Arnold. She asked what he does for a living.

Arnold: I work as a supervisor in a construction company
Lizzy: Do you enjoy it?
Arnold: Not really
Lizzy: Why don't you like it?
Arnold: It's time consuming
Lizzy: How many hours a day do you work?
Arnold: 10 hours everyday
Lizzy: Wow, that's a lot of hours to work
Arnold: Honestly and it's tiring
Lizzy: I can imagine it is.
Arnold: But a man gotta do what a man gotta do
Lizzy: Yes, that's true
Arnold: In my country there's high rate of unemployment
Lizzy: I have heard that before too.
Arnold: So any job you are doing you just have to stick to it
Lizzy: Okay
Arnold: I studied economics in school
Lizzy: Yes, whether you like it or not at times.
Arnold: Yeah
But am a graduate
You taught me something which I will forever be grateful
Lizzy: And what is that?
Arnold: How to be yourself
Lizzy: That's good. Any plans for the weekend?
Arnold: I think am supposed to go and see a close friend of mine who lives in another state... Hoping to be back on Sunday evening. What about you
Lizzy: I'm going to the gym then going shopping.
Arnold: Maybe this time you shop for two
Lizzy: Two what?
Arnold: The two of us of course...
Lizzy: What do you want?
Arnold: A phone if you don't mind
Lizzy: Which one?
Arnold: IPhone
Lizzy: And I should send it to you?
Arnold: If you don't mind
Lizzy: Ok. I can do that if you give me your address
Arnold: Is it okay to use my school address
Lizzy: Why?
Arnold: I think is going to be delivered accurately
Lizzy: Can't it be delivered to your home address?
Arnold: I live close to the school
We living in that area normally use the school address

And, yes, the school address is the same address he gave Ingrid.

I've asked Linoline if I can get some assistance from plog to help with the shipment. Lizzy asked when his birthday is and - surprise - it's March 3rd (even though his RL page says it's in August). So, of course, she'll add a special birthday present for him.

In a chat this evening, he was complaining about his phone having a bad battery. So I guess that's his hint not to forget him. Lizzy has a cold and is at home at the moment so she can't go shopping yet, giving time to get this set up.

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 10:50 pm

Such a nice lad. Can't wait to see more of him.

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2020 12:06 am

What a pig.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Nasty creature. Hope you give him hell from your two characters Coffinsurfer.

Etc

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2020 10:08 am

Casanova wrote:

And by the way we are in a relationship

That line made me laugh. I hope you stred the crap out of this dirt bag.

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

This guy is a real prize. I think since the guy is divorced 12 yrs, and the son is 10 but born before they were married, a DNA test should be considered......

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:59 pm

He's been kind of quiet today but did chat with Lizzy for a short time - just to make sure she hasn't forgotten her promise to him of course.

Arnold: My lady, I’ve never been scared of letting go of something until you came into my life, the thought of a day without you kills me slowly. Never will I ever let go of this new found addiction. I love you my own.

Arnold: Good afternoon dear... Is like you have been busy
Lizzy: Why do you say that?
Arnold: It's because you came online and went offline for some minutes and back again
Lizzy: I do that all the time
Arnold: I hope so too my lady so that you can be able to get me that stuff we talked about the last time, do you still remember 😏?
Lizzy: Yes I remember
Arnold: Okay...
Hope you are enjoying your day and no worries

With Ingrid...crickets. He hasn't chatted with her today other than to leave a "hello, how are you?" message.

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2020 7:52 am

Arnold is indeed a very nice man who deserves to have just wonderful things happen to him. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 4:27 pm

He's not been chatty with Ingrid but these two chats were too good not to post.

Ingrid: it mean you should not tell him thing like that
GG: You mean about you or the surprise you have for him
Ingrid: both of them
GG: Okay like you don't have any surprise for him
Ingrid: if i awnt to get close then i will write him
GG: Do you give out gift at all
Ingrid: is none of your business waht i give
is that all you awnt to talk about
GG: Yeah I wanna put you right
Why didn't you write to your niece on her birthday ... Rather you bought iwatch and iPhone for her and now you're being partial which is not nice of you
Ingrid: because my neice is my family
and i will not isten to this from you
GG: You mean you, my son and i can't be family
I don't really expect this from you
Ingrid: i do not expec this from you also
you are not nice to me
so i go now
GG: How do you mean am not nice to you
Ingrid: what you say to me is not ncie
and i will not listen to you
GG: Okay am sorry
Just try and make it up to my son... I promise you we are family already

Ingrid: and how was your day been?
GG: It was fun
Ingrid: what did you do that was fun?
GG: I went to the museum
Ingrid: that is nice. i did not know they has such in war zones.
GG: We don't go to war all the time... We have time for everything (just...wow... Laughing

)

He has been chatting with Lizzy during the weekend.
Arnold: Yeah... I think so... I just remembered... A friend of mine got married I was absent and now his wife has given birth to a baby boy last week... I guess I have to be with him through out this weekend because he loves having me around that he wouldn't want me to leave anytime I come around
How about you?
Lizzy: How wonderful for your friend! Do you have to travel far?
Arnold: Yeah I think so because it's like 5 hours ride from my place
Lizzy: I don't think I ever asked you...do you have a car?
Arnold: Nope... I don't have a car
Lizzy: So you take a bus to get places?
Arnold: Yeah... Don't have a choice (nice to know that he's open to taking a long bus ride)

Arnold: Hope you were able to fix yourself something for dinner
Lizzy: Yes, I had a salad
Arnold: As for me I grab myself a cold bottle of beer and along side fresh fish ... Which is called cat fish...which can be roasted or prepared as pepper soup... Don't really have appetite though
Lizzy: Why no appetite?
Arnold: I don't really know... Am not just hungry
Lizzy: ok. Just as long as you're not coming down with something.
Arnold: I really have a lot on my mind though
Maybe that's why
Lizzy: I hope nothing bad
Arnold: Nope... Nothing bad... I just wanna change my job
Lizzy: I can't blame you...they have you work so many hours.
Arnold: Honestly... Is beginning to make me angry ...
They don't pay per hour they pay monthly and it's peanut (then he should appreciate the monetary gift Lizzy will tuck in the package)
Lizzy: What would your dream job be?
Arnold: My dream job will be working as a governor in a central bank
Lizzy: What does a governor do?
Arnold: He controls the economy through some laws enacted by the central bank which control the day to day running of commercial banks in the country...in order to control inflation and deflation
Lizzy: Sounds like an important job
Arnold: It is... Because you work with the presidency as a governor of Central bank...
Lizzy: And those jobs are hard to find there?
Arnold: Very hard my lady... It's all about connection
Lizzy: ok
Arnold: That's why most times some of us don't end up doing our dream job... Just leave below the belt... Which is not cool

Lizzy: Hopefully, I'll have everything by Monday and can get it sent out, so that it arrives on time.
Arnold: Yeah of course... Thanks... I appreciate...
Lizzy: No problem.
You deserve it
Arnold: Wow! Really?
Lizzy: Yes
Arnold: Thanks...
Lizzy: You're quite welcome
Arnold: I must tell you.. You are far too kind... Thank you very much
Lizzy: Well I want you to get everything you deserve....that's all.

Lizzy: Have a wonderful day today with your friends.
Arnold: Thanks... I have arrived for like an hour now... Just wanted to get there before I let you know...
How is your day going sweetheart?
Lizzy: I‘m glad you let me know you got there okay. Been thinking about you. I just got done at the Apple store and am now on my way to the jewelry store.
Arnold: I hope you have a good time there today.
My love ... Believe me... You are one in a million
Am truly lucky and blessed to have someone special like you in my life... You are a blessing my sweet lady... And I truly love you... Thanks for being mine

He tells Lizzy that he graduated with a degree in economics and he works as a supervisor in a construction company. His RL profile says he sells cars. Oh, and his favorite quote is: "Do unto others what you want others to do unto you". I think we can help with that. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 5:56 pm

^^^ LOLOL! Laughing

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 10:55 pm

Arnold seems awfully chatty tonight.

Arnold: Hope you've had dinner
Lizzy: Yes I had it earlier.
Arnold: Wish you were here to fix me something while I watch television (dare I say it: spoken like the true pig that he is)

Thanks to plog and their 5 star service, his package goes out tomorrow.

Arnold: How long is it going to take for the package to get here?
Lizzy: It should be there by the end of the week.
Arnold: Okay... Thanks... Am grateful... End of the week is right on time
Lizzy: Yes I was hoping that it would get there in time

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:07 pm

If he's a good little lad and cooperates, the parcel will arrive at the end of the week... somewhere

Quote:

TRACKING CODE: TRK854******
PIN: *****

Dear Arnold,

A parcel has been allocated for delivery by the following customer: Lizzy Sparrow
Please visit our web site at <plog website> and use the following code to track your parcel: TRK85******.
If you are already a P-log customer, you may go directly to our login page to track your package.
The email on record for tracking code TRK854****** is: <snip>

For to track your parcel, simply head over to <plog website> and log in with the following details:
- Username (your email): <snip>
- Password (standard): <snip>
For security reasons you are required to change your personal password the first time you log in.

Should you experience any difficulties, please contact Customer Support Department: <snip> and reference the tracking number of your parcel in the "Subject" line (on the title) of the message. Our P-log officer responsible for your account is Mr. Roy Storm: <snip> and he will handle the entire operation, until delivery. Feel free to contact him for any specific questions.

The P-log Team

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 9:01 pm

15:15 Arnold to the servers

Quote:

I tried to login as shown from the mail sent but this is what is telling me:No such combination of email and password. Please try again.

15:57 from the servers

Quote:

Dear sir,

The standard login information for your P-log customer account is:

- Username (your email): <snipped>
- Password (standard): <snipped>

The password is case-sensitive.

If you have ever been a customer at P-log before, you can use the same password you used at that time.

Just minutes after that he started tracking his parcel, so we're all set

21:21 The servers

Quote:

~~~ PACKAGE notification! ~~~

The parcel TRK854***** has reached Barajas Adolfo Suárez Airport, in Madrid/Spain.
You can check the position of your parcel non-stop / 24 / 7, using the online application present on our website.

The P-logTeam

Tomorrow morning he will receive the following message from Roy Storm

Quote:

Good morning, Sir!

My name is Roy Storm and I am the account officer responsible for the delivery of the parcel TRK854****** . The internal security rules impose a certain conduct regarding the correct authentication of the Receiver, therefore we need to be sure that the person who responds to the emails (you) is the right person empowered to take the parcel (Arnold). I hope you understand the reason for these safety measures. So, to complete the authentication procedure, I need from you the following details:

- your full name (as Receiver of the parcel TRK85******), exactly as it appears in your identity papers,

- the full delivery address and your phone number, as originally sent by the Sender ( Lizzy Sparrow from **** Germany),

- a good quality scanned copy of one of the following documents: National ID Card or Passport or Driver License.

At the time of delivery, you must be able to authenticate yourself with the original identity document, and the representative of our company will verify this by comparing it with the copy already in the internal file. If you do not have valid identity documents (these situations are quite common in Africa), or if the insurance company requests for it, then we will use a biometric authentication procedure (used for people who have not permanently resided and no legally established identity). The Sender paid all the costs related to the transport of the parcel (customs duties, insurance, handling and transport) so that for The Receiver there is nothing to pay upon delivery.

If you have any questions or issues, please tell me.

Thank you for using P-log, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service!
Roy Storm

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 9:51 pm

GG has been so nice to Ingrid lately...probably thinking of Lizzy's present coming. But Arnold found out about a surprise in his package.

Arnold: How was your day?
Lizzy: It was good. Been finishing up a few things around the house. And your day? Did you take the day off?
Arnold: My day was good ... Sure I did... It feels good you know
That reminds me... Hope you had breakfast before going out this morning
Lizzy: Yes, I had something quick this morning before I left. Will you go back to work tomorrow?
Arnold: Yes my lady... If I don't go to work tomorrow...i will be fired
Lizzy: And I know you don't want that.
But at least you were able to stay home today and relax
Arnold: Yes my love... In fact am feeling like am on leave
But unfortunately for me, it's a company job not a government job... So there's no leave
Lizzy: Yes I do remember not being able to take long periods off even though I wanted to.
Arnold: When you complain they will tell you to leave if you don't want to work anymore... That people out there need the job
Lizzy: From what I hear, there are plenty of people looking for jobs there and not enough jobs.
Arnold: Yes... and that's true... It's really bad
Lizzy: That's terrible.
I'm glad that I'm too old to work and worry about that anymore
Arnold: Yeah... but please don't say you are too old... Because you don't look it
Lizzy: I'm too old to work...especially here in Germany. But I don't need to, so that's good.
Arnold: Yeah... You don't need to work anymore... Now is your time to rest
And I love it
I don't want anything that will stress you out
Lizzy: Yes. I worked hard while I was younger, so it's definitely my time to rest. Plus, I have the money to so that helps.
Arnold: That's my lady... She is always down to earth
Lizzy: Yes. And I've been able to help my kids, which is important to me.
Arnold: And I love you for that
You have tried a lot... You are an epitome of what an African man will call 'IRON LADY' which means a strong woman
Lizzy: Well sometimes your family needs help
Iron Lady is also the nickname of Margaret Thatcher, if I remember right.
Arnold: You are correct my lady
Of course and that's why is called family
Lizzy: Yes, that's true
Arnold: They just updated me that my package is in Madrid Spain
I think am beginning to fall in love with the company already (must be that 5-star service)
Lizzy: I have used them many times before and have never had a problem. I have had issues with other companies shipping outside Germany, but not them.
Arnold: I know you don't go for substandard things
Lizzy: No I don't
Arnold: And that makes you a classic woman
Lizzy: Well, I looked at other companies and they are only limited on where/what they will send. With a couple of surprises in there for you, I wanted to make sure you get the package.
Arnold: My love you are beating my imagination right now
Lizzy: Well, one is something I bought you at a jewelry store...that's your birthday present.
Arnold: That's so sweet of you
You wanna tell me more
Lizzy: I can tell you but have you to promise me that you won't tell anyone...including the shipping company.
Arnold: I cross my heart... I promise...
Lizzy: Because what I did was kind of bending the law a bit and I don't want to get into trouble.
You know I told you about me selling the company before I left the US. I didn't want to try to run it while being over here...the tax implications would have been hard. So, as I said, I sold the company. I help my kids out when they need it - which isn't often....
But in the package with the iPhone (I cut it open then resealed it), I put €10,000 in it.
I figured you would have no problem taking it to the bank and getting it changed if you needed to. Plus I was hoping you'd use part of it and come see me.
I hope you don't mind that I did that (crickets for about 5 minutes)
Arnold: No my love... Am just speechless... Are you for real?
Am I dreaming?
Do i deserve this?
Lizzy: No you're not dreaming. I sold the company for a lot of money. I have set aside quite a bit for my kids and have alot left to live on.
I wanted to help out, that's all. You work so much for so little...it's not fair.
Arnold: Oh God I still can't believe this...
I don't know what to say
Lizzy: I hope that you'll say that you'll come see me
Arnold: For sure I will come see you...
Lizzy: I'm so glad you will!
Arnold: Comeon... You are my life
I will definitely come and see you
Lizzy: I'm glad you will
Arnold: That's a promise
And I will keep to it
Lizzy: Just please don't say anything to anyone about the money.
Arnold: I promise I won't... Just you and me
Lizzy: Thank you dear
Arnold: You are welcome... Am supposed to be thanking you here
Lizzy: I'm glad you're not mad about it
Arnold: I can never be... Because I love you
Lizzy: I'm glad you're not mad...I was uneasy doing it but I really wanted to send it.
Arnold: I can imagine it... Thank you very much... You are a darling...

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 7:23 am

^^^ "... And that makes you a classic woman!"
Muhahaha, a classic one, we have no any doubts! Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 4:04 pm

15:38 Arnold sent his address to Roy with this "id"

16:32 Roy Storm

Quote:

Dear sir,

Thank you for confirming your delivery address and an identification document. Unfortunately this is not an official passport or drivers license. The document itself says it's only a temporary slip. Our insurance company doesn't accept this as a valid identification document, so I want to ask you to send me a copy of your official drivers licence or international passport.
If you can not provide any of these, we will use the secondary authentication method, based on biometric identification. We will ask for some pictures of you from which our specialized software will extract the information needed to create a so called personal biometric profile. These are the conditions imposed by the insurance company.
Please confirm if you have another form of identification, and if you don't I will come back to you with details about the biometrical identification procedure.

Kind regards,
Roy Storm

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 4:14 pm

^^^ I have a good feeling we will see some BIP pictures. Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 1:15 pm