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entertain
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Oct 2017
Posts: 157
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Tue Feb 18, 2020 5:24 am |
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Just wanted to let you loser scambaiters know
Warren Buffet contacted me and wants to send me money
Soon I will be rich
Here is part of his letter
I Mr Warren Edward Buffet an American business magnate, investor and philanthropist,) technically is responsible for awarding grant/donation but I have always wanted to make a personal donation to random individuals in any part of the world and that is why I have decided to give [$1.500,000.00] to you. |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Tue Feb 18, 2020 12:14 pm |
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<snipped> NVM |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 🍆 🍰
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Feb 18, 2020 12:25 pm |
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And just remember, when/if you speak to him, it's pronounced "Boof-ay." |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Tue Feb 18, 2020 12:33 pm |
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entertain wrote: |
Warren Buffet |
I know his younger brother Alucaneet |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Tue Feb 18, 2020 12:36 pm |
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Linoline, I'm sorry, but I think you're overreacting. I could be wrong, but when I read entertain's comment I took it as a joke meaning that we weren't in Line for the $1.500,000.00 he/she was going to be coming into. It never even crossed my mind that entertain meant that any of us are losers. Perhaps asking what they meant via a PM would have been a better approach before calling them an idiot. |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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entertain
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Oct 2017
Posts: 157
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Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:24 pm |
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You're right Mr Dapper
Only an attempt at humor |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:40 pm |
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Mr. boofay promised ME the money, entertain. I challenge you to a duel over it. |
_________________
x 322 x1517 John James x67
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:43 pm |
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Since this is a humor thread about scambaiting I will post up something I got off the net today. I was torn between doing this and putting on my jackboots.
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As you know, our smallest available jackpot is a $10 Outback Steakhouse gift card, and the largest is $250,000,000!
I will PERSONALLY be able to tell you which jackpot you've won, and get it shipped out to you, as soon as you contact me personally on my TOP SECRET, private phone line. Please have proof of your identity handy. I will require a clear, full color scan of the front and back of your government issued drivers license (or state ID), a clear, full color scan of your social security card, a copy of a current official piece of mail, to verify your mailing address, and two (2) of the following:. A copy of your senior year Year Book, -or- Your current Facebook Username and password, -or- Three (3) brand new, unscratched Google Play Gift cards, each in the amount of $10 US, for a total of $30 US (THIRTY DOLLARS, UNITED STATES), -or- a carton of Marlboro Red shorts, hard pack, with a five ($5) dollar US bill tucked into it, -or- as long as you are at least 18 years of age, a series of nude photographs and video. These are your options, please compile the needed items, and call me within 24 hours!
When you've collected all of this REQUIRED documentation, contact me right away. Because YOU initiated contact, the clock has started! You have 24 hours to comply, or I will be forced to take away your jackpot, and award it to someone else. You will be left with nothing but SHAME and REGRET! Nobody has time for that, my friend! |
You have 24 hours entertain. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Tue Feb 18, 2020 8:08 pm |
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Here's my funny for today, courtesy of the FBI regarding my failure to send money:
Christopher Wray wrote: |
The law provides for a maximum total sentence of not more than 20 years in prison, a fine not to exceed bailing condition fee of $75, a term of supervised release of at least three years or a combination thereof. Under the Federal Sentencing Guidelines, the actual sentence imposed would be based upon the seriousness of the offenses and the prior criminal history, if the defendant. |
If the defendant.... what??? Don't leave me hanging!! Also, $75 for bail is a bargain. |
_________________
x 322 x1517 John James x67
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Wed Feb 19, 2020 4:08 am |
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Linoline got the joke and wrote: |
<snipped> NVM |
Thank God we're all once again singing from the same hymn sheet and we all now understand that entertain was only trying to have a bit of a laugh. Just look above, even Linoline has embraced the concept and edited the post I took issue with. I know some may think NVM could be construed as impolitely dismissive, but I found it highly amusing. What topped it off for me was the comic genius of the rolling eyes emoji. I for one am looking forward to more jolly japes as this thread continues. |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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entertain
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Oct 2017
Posts: 157
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Wed Feb 19, 2020 8:05 am |
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So Warren wants me to contact HSBC Bank
Mr. Richard J. Moseley,
[email protected]
Why would a wealthy American want me to contact a foreign bank?
Warren is acting suspicious
So should I contact the fake bank or drill Warren on this matter? |
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Bertje
Moderator
Joined: 25 Dec 2009
Posts: 2476
Location: on safari
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Wed Feb 19, 2020 8:49 am |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:20 am |
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entertain wrote: |
Why would a wealthy American want me to contact a foreign bank?
Warren is acting suspicious
So should I contact the fake bank or drill Warren on this matter? |
Best to act guileless and go ahead. it gives you more scope for confusion and foul-ups later - you can blame those foreigners when that happens. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:48 am |
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I don't know what NVM even means. 🤔😬😲 |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Wed Feb 19, 2020 1:26 pm |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Wed Feb 19, 2020 2:14 pm |
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Darla always spells it nevermind... |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Wed Feb 19, 2020 2:24 pm |
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All is now clear
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The NVM is a Dutch branch organization of real estate agents and appraisers. |
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_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Mr Dapper
Elite Baiter
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 1055
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Wed Feb 19, 2020 2:24 pm |
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Back to the frivolity.
Don't know if this is a Scam or not but I just got a phone call saying I’ve won £250 or two tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute night...
It said Press 1 for the money or 2 for the Show. |
_________________ The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Feb 19, 2020 4:50 pm |
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Go cat, go!
But don't forget to polish those blue suede shoes. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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entertain
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Oct 2017
Posts: 157
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Fri Feb 21, 2020 9:38 am |
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Hello losers
I finally got a response from Mr Buffets representative below
(we write to officially acknowledged receipt of your e-mail communication regarding the release of your fund valued sum of USD$1,500.000.00 which was approved by Warren E. Buffet, an American business magnate)
Approved by Warren Buffet himself.... a business magnate
Soon I will be rich
Anyway
How would you handle their request for the following information?
Thanks
1. Your valid ID:..........................................
2. Your full address:....................................
3. Your Telephone Numbers:......................
4. Bank Name.............................................
5. Bank Account Name:..............................
6. Your Account no#..................................
7. Routing Number:...................................
8. Swift Code:............................................
9. Bank Address:.......................................
10. Bank Telephone and Fax number:....................... |
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Mattaz
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2075
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you
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Fri Feb 21, 2020 2:42 pm |
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We're not losers, we are jokers
Edit: I might aswell answer the question...
Ignore the request for the ID and phone numbers and make up some bogus info. Lads almost never check it. |
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"I am truly not a happy fellow at the moment." - Mr.George |
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entertain
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Oct 2017
Posts: 157
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Fri Feb 21, 2020 10:20 pm |
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I know you're not losers ha
Okay
I will think up some funny stuff
Here is a related question
What is best
To say all kinds of ridiculous things for entertainment value ?
or
To play it straight and argue over this and that?
Thanks |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Fri Feb 21, 2020 10:45 pm |
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I always play it straight. You get to the results a bit quicker, and why let the lads know they are a source of entertainment? Plus, the deeper they believe you, the better the rants down the road when the money fails to show.
Looking forward to seeing your lad cry! |
_________________
x 322 x1517 John James x67
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Feb 21, 2020 10:52 pm |
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entertain wrote: |
What is best
To say all kinds of ridiculous things for entertainment value ?
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To play it straight and argue over this and that? |
Do both.
Ask him; will Warren ever reconcile with David and Hyacinth? What's a Swift Code? What's a Routing Number?
Then whatever answers he gives, go after the least direct answer, while simultaneously giving him something to work with. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat Feb 22, 2020 12:06 am |
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I go with KLG and straight bait now but occasionally still channel my inner Yastreb.
One of my last long running baits went south after a herd of elephants broke away from their handlers during an Indian Groom's wedding procession because the animal rights protesters were using bullhorns. I used the photos and fake newspaper clippings on two other baits and they continue.
Going outrageous will yield a funny signature line but not as many bank accounts as straight baiting. I had to go in hiding from the FBI.
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LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill |
PROSTITUTION- Hey, why give it away? They are not paying me for sex, but paying me to go away afterwards.
DRUG DEALING- Easy way to make thousands of dollars a day from guys whose time is very valuable.
FORGERY- If a guy dies and I have access to his checkbook its not stealing.
CREDIT CARDS FORGRY- If the same guy died with credit cards and his birth year as the PIN number, its only right to withdraw $1,000.00 USD a day from each. The lad and I agreed that the bank should not keep it.
WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION- Is it my fault that the pervert Western Union clerk intentionally messed up the transfer the last three times so that I would have to go back just so that he could look down my blouse while I signed the transfer again? Hey, I am the victim here.
DRUGING MEN- They bought the coke and Viagra. I didn't give it to them. I don't give anything away.
COMMETING MURDER- Clint Eastwood as San Francisco Police Inspector Harry Callahan once said that "A man's got to know his limitations." It says right on the package that someone with an erection lasting more than 4 hours should seek immediate medical attention.
STEALING- Never.
DRUNCARD- A simple way to answer why I had not immediately replied to a lad. "We had a great party." "I just love champagne." "Why have you not responded?" "I am waiting on you." Sent as 4 messages, seconds apart. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
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