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sparky905
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 27, 2020 4:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Vlads are usually boring but I find it amusing to frustrate them when we reach the payment stage. I have been getting to know a doctor from Ukraine who has fallen in love with Yukon Cornelius, my northern prospector character.

Just when you thought you had heard all the romantic claptrap they write, Yukon rec'd these lines.

Do you like swimming? However, I don`t like when someone starts to make bubbles in the pool, making the pool jacuzzi Smile I hope you understand what I'm talking about. This, of course, fun, not just a very pleasant smell.

I was not expecting such words from my beautiful Svetlana! Yukon is not sure how to answer since up north in his trapper's cabin, he eats a fair bit of pork and beans.................

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 27, 2020 5:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Isn't the north known for methane trapping? This could be a whole new area of invention! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The lad sent that?? Omg Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Send your Vlass this. Warning; involves a pool fart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxuxoLFwvb0

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 1:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Connie where the heck does one find such videos? LOL I had no idea anything like that existed.
Yukon might answer back, since his vlad lady is a doctor, that he has some gastro-intestinal issue and therefore does not like swimming. Vlads seldom read what you write anyway, so hopefully this will not kill a blossoming relationship.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Connie L. Gus wrote:
Warning; involves a pool fart.


A pool party teen comedy segues to stark horror, and then to a post-apocalyptic wasteland... and all that in under three minutes!

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

..."in a silent, but deadly world..."

OMG that video was juvenile hilarity! Love the twist at the end.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It was quite the story to tell in such a short time. More entertaining that the vlad, that is for sure.

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