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Birlic
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ LOL! Of course, Joojoo has some special talents, no doubts here! Laughing

08.20 - Just for our fun... Umukelani's very angry on Peter:
Quote:
Why do you ignore my messages and why don't you answer questions? What happened yesterday? You took the money and the parcel and now you're gone? I knew this was going to happen and I knew I couldn't trust you, you fucking idiot! This is the business I thought 100% and you took advantage of me to steal everything and disappear. Fuck you and your whole family! You will die poor and thunder will be on all your generations! I will make few pig sacrifices for Ogun and you will die as soon as you touch the iron. You will see!


Muhahahaha... Peter to Umukelani:
Quote:
They have put me on so many stress because I have waited for them from afternoon to night yesterday at Cotonou but they don't come. And this is their messages this morning, I told you to stop bothering me and I will update you immediately everything is ready.

and
Quote:
Don't make me feel angry with you because if you do you will regret it, because I don't like the way your spoke to me now.

Umukelani, more angry. Laughing
Quote:
Fuck you! I do not believe your shit story and I am convinced that you have already stolen everything and lie to me. Why didn't you go straight to their office to pick up the package there? Can you answer me this simple question? Why did you prefer to wait like a fool all day long, instead of taking a taxi and going where they are? Stupid fucking Idiot, we have $7,000 in that fucking parcel and you could pay a driver to take you there by car and wait for you until everything was settled. You're a fool and I'm afraid you'll ruin everything. I am sorry that I have accepted to offer you this business because you are not able to do anything good. Tomorrow I'll go to church and try to find out what the truth is.

Peter will be pleased to read these words, I'm so sure! Laughing Laughing Laughing
===

08.36
- Peter to my manager Emoje:
Quote:
Dear Sir,

Thank you for your service.
I will be in Cotonou at Place de I'Etoile Rouge by 12:00pm and wait for him to come meet there.

Thank you
Peter


08.47 - Peter responds to Umukelani:
Quote:
I'm telling you all the truth, you can message me in a good manner because if you get a angry you will regret it because I told you several times that I can not steal your part but if you don't trust me then you can think as you do.

===

10.40 - Everything will be fine, Mr. Lad... do not worry! Laughing
Quote:
Salam Sir,
All right, then I will talk to Joojoo to come directly to you and deliver the rest of the packages only after he will finish with you.
I will be leaving my office for the next few hours because I have the obligation to escort an HVC parcel somewhere in the north of the country.
I'll talk to Joojoo right now and I'll arrange everything so that the delivery runs smoothly. Don't forget to send him a picture when you get to the meeting place.

Once again, we apologize for any discomfort created yesterday and we hope you will remain our client in the future.
Mash'Allah!
Emoje

- The manager will be absent in the next few hours, so he will not respond to messages until late.
- Joojoo will get drunk and will be unable to drive the car... Peter will be forced to go to Bohicon, or to return home empty-handed.
It will be another wonderful day in Benin! Laughing Laughing Laughing
===

10.55 - Umukelani continues to stress our idiot. Laughing
Quote:
Ok, but I really don't understand why you don't take a taxi and you don't go directly there to them at their headquarters. It's the most logical and intelligent move you can make. In a big business like this you have to think properly, and the money and products out there are a huge value that justifies a small effort and a minimal expense. You agree with me? Finally, I expect you to give me good news today, ok?

===

12.45 - No sign from our boy, so my manager Emoje writes to him:
Quote:
Salam Sir,
Everything is fine, did you meet Joojoo and complete the delivery?
The battery from his phone seems to be discharged or he is not in an area with GSM signal.
Please confirm that all the things went according to our plan.

Mash'Allah!
Emoje

Theoretically, now he should have reached the meeting place... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The 2nd Safari!


12.54 - Peter writes to Joojoo...
Quote:
Dear Joojoo

I am in Cotonou at Place de I'Etoile Rouge opposite the Samsung office.


He sent a picture supposed to be "new", but that was actually made yesterday (can be seen after EXIF).

Image

Of course, Joojoo is not an idiot and noticed this. Laughing Laughing Laughing
Quote:
NO NO DIS IZ UNA PICTUR FO YESTERDAY AN DA REGULATIONE REQURES DHAT DA PITURES BI MADE ON DA DELVERY DAY
SO AM WIL WAITNIG FO UNA FRESH TODAY PICTUR OK ?
DA MECHANIC IZ ALMOSTE DONE WIDH REPARATIONE AN IN 3OMINUTEES AM WIL START TO COTONU
SEND MI DA RIGHT PICTUR MADE FO TODAY OK

===

Five minutes later, Peter wrote to the manager:
Quote:
Dear Sir

I'm at Place de I'Etoile Rouge, wait for him to come meet me there.

Thank you
Peter

Mr. Emoje, innocent:
Quote:
Salam Sir!
It's perfect! Last time I talked to Joojoo a few hours ago and the mechanic was working on the car.
I think he is already on his way to his destination. Please keep me updated.

Mash'Allah!
Emoje

14.09 - Emoje to Peter... another message with some necessary clarifications. Twisted Evil
Quote:
Salam Sir,
I talked right now to Joojoo and seemed extremely agitated and upset. He said you sent him the same picture as yesterday? It is true? He is afraid that everything will be a trap. Dear Sir, our internal regulations impose a certain behavioral conduct and those pictures required for our clients who benefit from the biometrical authentication procedure (BIP) must be made at the exact time of delivery. If you sent to Joojoo one of the pictures made yesterday, please redo everything again and send Joojoo a new-fresh picture taken right now. Preferably in a different position than yesterday, so that there will be no doubt about this fact.

Mash'Allah!
Emoje


It is a good opportunity to change the day's plan a little:
- Joojoo became suspicious when he saw that Peter sent the same picture (as yesterday).
- Joojoo opened the parcel and discovered the money hidden there. Ooooohhhhh! Laughing
- Joojoo runs away to Togo and invites Peter to share "the pillow and the money"... Homosexual pleasures of JooJoo will appear in the story. Laughing Laughing Laughing

14.22
- Joojoo to the lad:
Quote:
AM ALREDY HAV STOP DA CAR AN DO NO INTEND TO APEAR DHERE IF AM NO RECIEVE GOOD PICTUR TAKEN TODAY
BOS EMOJE ALWEYS TEL US TO PAY ATENTIONE TO ANEY FRAUD ATEMPTE AN TO KEEPE UR AEYES OPEN OPEN
DO YU HAV SOMTHEEN TO HIDE FO MI OR FO UHAT REZON YU TRIEED TO CHEET MI SENDEENG UNA PICTUR TAKAN YESTRADEY ?

===

Finally, we have some fresh trophies... Safari #2 is confirmed! Laughing Laughing Laughing

Peter to Joojoo:
Quote:
Here is the for today, and I have already waited for 2 hours here.

and
Quote:
Dear Joojoo,

I hope all is fine now.


Image
Image

No, dear lad ... nothing is fine there and you will have to face some complications! Laughing Laughing Laughing
===

Peter responds to Emoje... he's a little upset that he waited 2 hours, but still relaxed. Laughing
Quote:
Dear Sir,

He's still at the mechanic according to him while I have already waited for 2hours here.

Thank you
Peter

and
Quote:
Dear sir,

I have already refresh a new picture to him now as he said.

Thank you
Peter

Emoje, full of confidence:
Quote:
Salam Sir, please confirm when Joojoo comes to you and that everything is fine.

Mash'Allah!
Emoje

===

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats... again!
I guess he will need to come back tomorrow?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Unless he agrees to become Joojoo's "wife" Laughing ...

- I decided to finish the story with him sooner, because I want his despair to be greater than his anger.
- I intend to "hang him in the hook" with a new story about the Church of the Holy Lamb and I need him to be 100% cooperative and to believe that today only a very bad luck has caused the money to be stolen by Joojoo.
===

15.07 - Peter to my manager Emoje... our boy is still patient. Laughing
Quote:
Dear Sir

I have already sent him a new picture at the taxi park.

Thank you
Peter

and
Quote:
Dear Sir,

I hope he will be arrive here this afternoon because it have already pass 15:00pm.

Thank you
Peter

===

15.08 - Peter to Joojoo (attached is another photo):
Quote:
I hope all is fine now?


Image

15.13
- Peter:
Quote:
Dear Joojoo,

I want to know when you will going to be here.

and
Quote:
Dear Joojoo,

I hope it's all well now.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

15:47 Sister Dave
Quote:
Dear brother Peter,

Again you have not been communicating with me and we are wondering what's going on. It has been past noon already and I trust that you have received the parcel now and all is right so I expect you to send me a confirming message about the situation soon. I hope your travelin was prosperous and fruitful and you have returned to the orphanage safely.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

15.45 - Joojoo discovers the money hidden in the parcel... oups, big big problem! Laughing
Quote:
WHO IS JESSY ? YUR GAYFREND OR YUR ACOMPLICE ?YU WANNA ROB MA VAN OOOOHHH
AM WAS SURE DHERE WAS SOMTHEENG DIRTEY ABOT YU
YU HAV UNA IMPOSTOR FACE AN NOW AM HAV CONFRIMATION
AM OPNED DA PARSEL AN AM DISCOVRED INSIDE UNA HUGE SUM 10000 DOLLA
IZ FORBIDAN AN ILEGAL TO TRANSPORT MONY IN PARSELS OOOOHHHH
WID DIS MONY AN LAP TOPS AND PHONES FO DA PACKAJ AM WIL LIV IN TOGO LIKE KEENG OF JUNGLE
IF YU WANN MI TO SHAAR FIFT-FIFT MONY YU HAV ACCEPTE TO BI MA WIFE FO UNA DAY
AM SAW YUR PICTURS IN RED PANTEES AN AM VERY VERY HORNY
YUR HOT LIPS AR PERFECT FO SUCKEENG MA HARD AN THICK DICK OK ?
YU CAN COM TO MI WID YUR GAYFREND JESSY BECUS AM ABEL TO FUCK YU BOTH HARD HARD UNA LONG DAY
YU WIL BI MA WIFE FO UNA DAY AN YU WIL DO AL MA HOMOSEXUALIST PLEZURES OK ?

IF YU NOT ACCEPT AM WIL DIZAPPER IN TOGO FO REVA AND YU WIL RECIEV NOTHEENG
YU HAV TO KEEP DIS SECRET AN NO SAY ANETHEENG TO MA BOS EMOJE OR TO POLIS OK ?
IF AM WIL SEE SOMTHEEN SUSPICIOS AM WIL RUNAWAY AN DIZAPEEAR QUICK QUICK
AM ON MA WAY TO TOGO AN AM WIL STOP TO SLEEP SOMUHER HERE
WAIT FO MI AN AM WIL INVIT YU AN YUR GAYFREND JESSY TO COM AT MA HOTEL OK ?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Perfect timing: Mike just sent this:
Quote:
Mr. Omezumba,I'm writing again in the morning here in Los Angeles to check in with you regarding your package again. It appears that the package is still marked as unclaimed in the shipping database. Is this still due to mechanical difficulties, or is there merely lag in the database and you have actually received your package? Please keep me informed, and if there's anything I can do for you let me know.

Cheers!-Mike

Observe how the two choices I give him are clearly wrong given Joojoo's latest message, but of course, I have no way of knowing that. I do hope the lad responds to me.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 4:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

More fun with the moron. Laughing Laughing Laughing

15.57 - Peter to Joojoo:
Quote:
I'm tired of waiting so when are you going to be here.

and
Quote:
Dear Joojoo,

I have already waited for 4 hours here.


16.19 - Peter to Emoje:
Quote:
Dear Sir,

I'm tired of waiting for Joojoo because I don't know if he's coming or not

Thank you
Peter

Emoje, innocent 100%:
Quote:
Salam Sir,
He hasn't come to you yet? I'm shocked. He doesn't answer the phone and I don't know what happened today.
I will seek to inform myself and will return shortly to you with details.

Mash'Allah!
Emoje

17.19 - Peter to Emoje... it is funny that until this time he didn't say anything to Emoje about Joojoo finding the money and running away. Laughing
Quote:
Dear Sir

I am leaving at the place now because am tired of waiting for him.

Thank you
Peter


17.47 - Joojoo to our moron:
Quote:
AM ARIVED AT HILACONDJE BORDA AREA NEAR TOGO
AM WIL WAIT FO YU HERE TILL TOMOR NIGT
IF YU WIL COM AM WIL GIV YU HALF OF MONY AN HALF OF ELCTRONICS PRDOUCTS
BUT YU WIL HAV TO SUCK MA DICK OK ?

IF YU DO NO COME AM WIL CROS DA BORDA IN TOGO AN AM DIZAPEEAR FO REVAR

Laughing Laughing Laughing

18.00 - Peter is trying to negotiate with Joojoo... he seems to not understand what happened. Laughing
Quote:
Dear Joojoo,

I don't have any deal with you about share anything so better complete your job.

18.30 - Joojoo:
Quote:
YU ARE JUS A LITTEL STOPID GAY PIKIN
IZ ILEGAL TO HIDE MONY IN PARSELS SO YU CANT REPORT MI TO POLIS
MA BOS PROBABEL KNOW NOTHEENG ABOT DIS MONY
ALL YU CAN DO IZ AGREE TO BI MA WIFE FO UNA DAY OK ?
AM LIKE YUR HOT LIPS AN AM WANNA FUCK YU

AM IN BENIN NEAR TOGO BORDA AN AM WIL WAIT YU TILL TOMORO NIGT
AM WIL BUY YU UNA YELLO NICE DRESS AN SOM RED HIGHHEELD SHOUES OK ?

===

Just to annoy him. Laughing Laughing Laughing

18.45 - Umukelani wrote to our idiot:
Quote:
What kind of good news do you have for me? You solved the problem, do we have the parcel and the money? Can I send my father to you to give him those $3500 that you owe me from that sponsorship money? After you will sell the electronic products I will give you my bank account to deposit my share of money there. OK?


Starting with the following days, after he will quarrel and mock the idiot, Umukelani will propose to Peter one last "big deal": The establishment of a new parish of the Church of the Holy Lamb. We hope to achieve beautiful and consistent results: the Baptism ceremony with milk and honey + a beautiful Pyramid of Faith. Laughing Laughing Laughing


PS: Regardless of the final result, I want to thank Linoline for all the help she has provided throughout this funny little story. clapping
===

19.04 - Peter is either completely stupid or just trying to deny the bad reality. Twisted Evil
Quote:
I am not what you think and leaving Cotonou now then you will going to deliver the package at Nigeria border

Joojoo:
Quote:
YU AR UNA FOOL AN UNA IMBECIL WHOU NO UNDASTAND NOTHEENG
AM TOOK ALL MONY AN LAP TOPS AN PHONES AN AM WIL GO TO TOGO
YU CANONT CLAIME ANTHEENG BECUS IZ ILEGAL TO PUT MONY IN PARSEL
IF YU AGRE TO SUCK MA DICK AM WIL SHAAR MONY WID YU

NOW AM GO TO DA BAR TO BUY SOM ESPENSIV LIQEUR AN TAKE 2 GAYBOYZ TO HAV FUN DIS NIGT
AM WIL WAIT YU TOMORO IF YU DECIDE FINALLEY YU WANNA DHOSE MONY OK ?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

17:32
Quote:
Thank you sister Dave for your message, I am tired of the company service because they haven't deliver the parcel to me as they said yesterday.

Thank you sister Dave may God continue be with you for all your doing.

I am grateful to all Holy lamb church
Peter


20:24
Quote:
Dear brother Peter,

I am shocked by your message. What happened? Did you not communicate with them effectively? Were you at the wrong meeting place? What do you mean with they haven't deliver the parcel? What is going on and what will happen with the children now? Please tell me more. Where are you now? Are you allright. We will all be praying for you here and I hope you will shed some more light on todays situations soon.

Be blessed
Sister Dave


20:35
Quote:
Thank you sister Dave

I have waited them at the location where they choose to come deliver the package to me today but the agent haven't come as they said today.

I am grateful to all Holy lamb church
Peter


20:37
Quote:
Dear brother Peter,

You have to understand that I have not been present today and that I do not understand what is going on by this short message of yours. Please read my questions and take your time explaining exactly what is going on and where you are now and what will happen.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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20.17 - A completely shocked Peter Laughing wrote to Joojoo:
Quote:
I don't understand what you are saying

Joojoo is ruthless in explanations. Laughing
Quote:
AM TOOK DA MONY AN YU CANOT COMPLEIN BECUS IZ ILEGAL TO TRANSPORT MONY IN DA PARSELS
IF YU NOT COM TO ME TO HAVE SEX YU WIL GET NOTHEENG AND AM WIL RUN TO TOGO OK ?

Laughing Laughing Laughing
===

Peter responds to Umnukelani... a short & sad answer:
Quote:
Noting good news from the company yet.

Umukelani to our boy... more pressure, more stress. Twisted Evil
Quote:
What the fuck? How? Why? Tell me everything, or I'll think you really stole everything.

===

Back to Joojoo's "dirty things". Twisted Evil

21.07 - Peter, still shocked:
Quote:
What are you talking about?

Joojoo:
Quote:
AM TALKEENG ABOT DHOSE 10000 DOLLA HIDEN IN PARSEL
WHICH YU CAN NO NO CLAIME BECUS DHEY AR ILEGAL

AM HAV 2 YOUNG BOYZ NEXT TO MI WHO DO ANYTHEENG FO ONLY 5 DOLLA
AM GOT SOM GOOD INDIAN WEED AN SOM LIQUEUR AN AM GOENG TO HAV FUN DISNIGT
WE WIL TALK TOMORO IF YU WANNA RECEIV 5000 DOLLA AN HALF OF ELECTRONCS GOODS

Laughing Laughing Laughing
===

21.09 - Finally, Peter decided to tell all the story to Umukelani. Laughing
Quote:
Their local agent who choose to deliver the parcel, have searched the package and find the money in the package and he's now plan to run with the package

Umukelani's angry. Very angry.
Quote:
I don't think so, it's impossible. I can't believe you were so stupid to let a fucking driver search the parcels and find that fucking money. You are simply too stupid to be allowed to live! I told you to take a fucking taxi and go directly to the company office and take the package! You fucking idiot! Did we lose all the money and all the products? Jesus, I can't believe how stupid and incompetent you are. Are you so lazy that you preferred to stay home and let that idiot driver search our package? How was that possible? Tell me right now! Anyway, I'll check your fucking story tomorrow, at the church, because I still can't believe that you could be so stupid.

===

22.00 - Mr. Emoje, manager in Benin, wrote to our lad:
Quote:
Masah el Kheir,
Something strange is happening because I can't reach Joojoo. Did you manage to meet him today?
Normally, he should return to Parakou tomorrow night, but I don't know anything about him and I'm starting to be worried.
Please reply as soon as you see my message.

Mash'Allah!
Emoje

===

22.18 - Peter tries to impress Joojoo with a tearful story.
Quote:
All this is for an orphanage children

Joojoo seems to be insensitive to human suffering. Laughing
Quote:
AM AN ORPHEAN TOO SO COM TOMORO TO SUCK MA DICK OOOHH
AM WIL GIV YU 5000 AN HALFOF ELECTRONIC PRODUCTES OK ?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

21:18
Quote:
Thank you sister Dave,

Their local agent who choose to deliver the parcel today, have searched the package on the road and find the money in the package and he's now plan to run with the package, and I am now on my way to back

I am grateful to all Holy lamb church
Peter


22:05
Quote:
Dear brother Peter

How is this possible? Why did you allow him to search the parcel? I have told you explicitly that it's illegal to send money in a parcel and that you should make sure not to tell anyone about this. How could this happen?
Please tell me where this man is going? Is there any chance that you can get this back? Remember, it's all for the childrens sake.

Be blessed
Sister Dave


22:32
Quote:
Thank you Sister Dave,

I don't even aware of that he's just told me that there's a money in the package and he will take it run to Togo with the packa, their manager said he haven't hear from him since.

I am grateful to all Holy lamb church
Peter


23:03
Quote:
Dear brother Peter,

What will you do now? Is there any possibility that you can get the parcel back? We really need it to reach the children. It is meant for them. Please explain to me what your plan is now?

Be blessed
Sister Dave


23:28
Quote:
Sister Dave

I don't really know what to do now because he's not responding back to me at moment, All my plans is to wait for he's message till tomorrow to know if he can accept take half of the money and deliver the rest instead of running away with all the products and money.

I am grateful to all Holy lamb church
Peter


23:32
Quote:
Dear brother Peter,

Yes, please try to see if he can accept that, even having half is better than nothing in this situation. Do you know where he is? Can you go to him to work things out? Please keep the best interest of the children in mind and do what's right for them. Did you go back to the orphanage this evening or where are you now? Please tell me so I can properly pray for the situation.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 6:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thursday

Over the night, Peter was very active. Laughing
- He wrote to my manager Emoje:
Quote:
Dear Sir,

I haven't meet him and I'm still on my way back now

Thank you
Peter

- and to Joojoo:
Quote:
Is the way you are doing working as agent and remember it's an orphans children Gift and you don't have to open the package, because I have no deal with you about anything in the parcel.

===

07.00 - Emoje responds:
Quote:
Sabah el Kheir, Sir!
It's something really serious because I couldn't find anything about it. I announced the Police.
I'll keep you updated if I find out any additional information.

Salam,
Emoje

Joojoo will respond later. Laughing Laughing Laughing
===

07.06 - Peter to sister Dave (as reply for the last yesterday message):
Quote:
Thank you sister Dave,

I am on my way back to the children and I will reach them in few minutes time now. Thank you sister

I am grateful to all Holy lamb church
Peter

Sister Dave:
Quote:
Dear brother Peter,

I really want to request that you communicate a little more effectively. I have asked you a few more questions which you haven't answered and I really like to receive answers from you. You said you wanted to negotiate with him. Do you know where he is, can you meet him? I don't like that you just pick one question to answer, I need to know the complete situation.

Be blessed
Dave

Peter:
Quote:
Sister Dave, Good morning,

I don't know where he's located now, I can not meet, and I am trying to reach him since last night but he couldn't respond back to me and I am waiting for him to respond before I can ask him for the negotiate of it.


I am grateful to all Holy lamb church
Peter

===

09.28 - Finally, Joojoo responds to our lad:
Quote:
MUMU AM CAME TO LOME TOGO AN AM TRYIENG TO BUY UNA NICE APRTMENT HERE
IF YU STILL WANNA HALF OF MONY AN SOME GOODS YU WIL COME HERE AN HAV SEX WID MI
AM LIKE YUR SENZUAL LIPS AN AM WANNA YU BE MA WIFE FO UNA LONG DAY OK ?

Laughing Laughing Laughing
11.13 - More fun with the moron... Peter to Joojoo:
Quote:
I will only accept you to take half of the money and deliver the package at idiroko border between Benin if you can't do that then you can do as you want but remember it's an orphans children Gift and don't message me back again if you don't want to delivered the package.

Joojoo:
Quote:
BOS EMOJE SENT DA POLIS AFTA ME SO AM CANOT GO TO BENIN ANYMOR
AM AGREE TO GIV YU 5000 FO DHAT ORPHANES BECUS AM ORPHAN TOO AN AM GREW UP AN ORPHANAJ
BUT IF YU WANNA MONY WE WIL NEED TO MEET AT BORDA AREA BETWEEN TOGO AN BENIN
ARE ONLY 100KM FROM COTONU A SMAL DISTANCE FO YU OK ?
AM NEVER COME TO BENIN AGAIN BECUSE AM DO NOT WANNA GO TO JAIL OK ?


10.35 - The manager Emoje confirms Joojoo's dissapearance:
Quote:
Salam Sir,
I received some information from the Police about Joojoo's disappearance. Our van was found abandoned and parked in the Hillacondji area of the GrandPopo district, near the Togo border. It seems that Joojoo stole all the packages and fled to Togo. He doesn't respond to my messages and I know nothing about him. He is being pursued by the police and will be arrested if he appears in Benin.

The Sender was informed of the situation and we will begin the procedures imposed by the insurance company for to payback the policy and to recover all the costs at which the package was insured. I will keep you up to date with the investigations procedures.

Mash'Allah!
Emoje

===

A brief recap of this little story:

- Peter approached my old character Robbie (one of the parishioners of the church led by Rev. Alfred) about a $10 million ATM MasterCard.
- Peter asked for $100, but old Robbie was confused and sent $1,000 through MoneyGram.
- Peter called the MoneyGram security number for 5 times and also called Lenny (Robbie's brother) for 5 times.
- Peter asked for some STEAM cards worth $1,400, and old Robbie agreed to buy them.
- Robbie bought those cards and asked one of the cashiers at the store (my young nigerian named Umukelani) to send the envelope directly to Peter's address.
- Of course, Umukelani kept the money and contacted Peter proposing that they both form a team and cheat the Church.
- Umukelani proposed the "Orphanage" scheme, by which Peter claimed to be the Director of a Charity Organization that needs sponsorship.
- The church (Rev. Alfred) has agreed to sponsor Peter's orphanage with electronic goods (worth $10,000) and an additional $10,000.
- Sister Dave (Linoline) agreed to coordinate the sending of the parcel and the money... the amount of $10,000 in CASH was hidden in the parcel.
- The parcel was sent to Africa with the wellknown company PLog.
- Because the PLog's operating license in Nigeria is temporarily suspended, the company sent the parcel to Benin.
- Peter went to Cotonou to meet with my driver Joojoo and pick up the parcel. For two times!
- At the end of the second day of waiting, Peter found out that Joojoo discovered the money hidden in the parcel and stole everything.
- Joojoo is gay and he has made some indecent proposals to Peter.
- Joojoo is now somewhere in Lome and has agreed to give Peter half of the money... provided Peter reaches the border area between Togo and Benin.
- At the same time, both sister Dave and my fake nigerian Umukelani are putting psychological pressure on Peter.

Between February 13-20 I will be on vacation (in RL) so at the end of the month I will try to convince Peter (through Umukelani) that there are other easy ways to steal the church money... yes, you guessed it! Laughing
We will try to make the idiot to join the Church and do all those fun things that constitute the Admission ritual. If we can get a Pyramid from Peter, it will be perfect! Twisted Evil
===

11.15 - Umukelani to Peter:
Quote:
Peter, tell me some fucking good news. I really need to hear you had succeed to take our fucking money from that fucking idiot employee of the delivery company. My family is desperate and we really need that money. I'm sorry I was rude to you but you have to understand that I feel useless here and that I get upset when I can do nothing but wait. Please, I need details.

13.00 - Umukelani, another message to Peter:
Quote:
Why don't you reply to my messages? Please inform me correctly and do not try to hide the truth from me. I went to church and those old fools are very upset; it seems that they have already been informed about a robbery that took place in Benin and it seems that our parcel has disappeared along with other parcels. That's real? What the fuck is going on there?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

13:02 Sister Dave
Quote:
Dear brother Peter,

The news has reached me from the shipping company that the parcel has been stolen by the driver. Did you manage to get in touch with that driver to try to get half of the money for the children? Please try all you can do to get at least a little of it back for the sake of those poor children.

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We are already preparing Safari #3 Laughing Laughing Laughing

14.05 - Peter to Joojoo:
Quote:
If you really sure that you can bring the full package and the 5000 at border near Togo tell so I will know when I can be able to come meet you at the border but you will promise that you will at Benin where I can pick it up because I going to be hard for me to locate there, so if you can't bring at Benin side telling then I will not bother to come.

Joojoo:
Quote:
AM ALREDY STARTD SPENDEENG FO MONY SO AM WIL GIVE YU ONLY 4500 DOLLA OK ?
INSIDE PACKAJ AR 12PHONES AN 8LAP TOPS AN AM WANNA KEEP FO MASELF 3PHONES AN 3LAP TOPS OK ?

IN DA PART OF BORDA IN BENIN AR DHERE UNA CHRISTIEAN CHRUCH UNA MOSQUE AN UNA MOTO PARK
EZACTLEY ON DA BORDA AREA BUT IN BENIN PART OK ?AM WIL GET DHERE BUT YU HAV TO PROMISEE MI NO BRING DA POLIS OK ?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

14:14
Quote:
Sister Dave,

He's in Togo according to his message, and I am trying to know if he can bring it at Togo border where I can meet him but he's always ignoring my messages.

I am grateful to all Holy lamb church
Peter omezulu


14:15
Quote:
Dear brother Peter,

I am so happy to hear from you, I have been praying for you constantly. Please keep trying to reach this man and settle things with him. I will keep praying.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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14.34 - Peter to Joojoo:
Quote:
I promise not to bring police there and I accept you to take 2 phones and 2 laptops if you promise to bring the rest at Benin side then you will give you the correct address where I can pick it up then I will come tomorrow

and
Quote:
I'm waiting for your response so that we can talk how to meet you tomorrow

15.06 - Joojoo:
Quote:
OK IZ FINE AN AM WIL ACCEPT DIS ARENJAMENT AM WIL KEEP ONLY 2AN2
DHAT CATOLIC CHRUCH IZ NAMED NOTER DAME AN IS ON LEFT SIDE BEFOR DA BORDA OK ?
WE CAN MEET DHERE EZACTLY IN FRONT OF CHRUCH BUT AM NEED T KNOW DA TIME YU WIL ARIVE HERE
AM WIL BE HERE IN TOGO PART FRO DA MORNEENG AN AM WIL WAIT FO YUR MASSAJ OK ?
UHEN YU WIL BE ALREDY CLOSE TO CHRUCH YU CAN RITE ME UNA MASSAJ AN AM CROSS BORDA AN WIL COM TO YU IN 10MINUTIES

AM NO WANNA RISK ANYTHEENG WID POLIS IN BENIN SO IT WOULD BE GOOD TO COM IN NOONTIME
DA BORDA IZ NO CROWEDED IN DA MORNEENG BUT MANY MANY PEPELS CROS IN DA NOONTIME
BORDA GUARDS OFICERES AR INATENTIVE AT DHAT TIME AN NO ASK FO MANY ESPLANATION FRO THOS CROSSEENG
YU CAN BI HERE TOMORO AFTA NOON TIME AN WILL BI GOOD OK ?

===

15.21 - More fun with Peter:
Quote:
I hope you will really going to bring the 10 phones and 6 laptops with money at the place tomorrow noon if you promise me that you will bring it I will come there tomorrow OK

Joojoo:
Quote:
WIL BE TEN PHONIES AN SIX LAP TOPS AN AM WIL GIV YU 4500 DOLLA OK ?
AM WIL WAIT FO YUR MASSAJ AT NOONTIM AN WE WIL MEET IN FRON OF DA CHRUCH NOTER DAME OK ?
NO POLIS PLESE OK ?AM WANNA NO ANY TROBLES FROM YU OK ?

Theoretically, if all goes well, tomorrow we will have a successful third safari! Twisted Evil
===

Peter to my fake nigerian character:
Quote:
Nothing good from them company service yet.

Umukelani:
Quote:
You did not answer my questions and did not give me any details. Next week I have to go home in Lagos because my sister is getting married. I hope I can meet you and we can discuss together my other plan that I told you in the first messages. It will require precise coordination between me and you and it will take for you to have 2-3 friends you can trust. We are talking about much larger amounts of money, but I do not have all the details ready yet. Keep me up to date with this odd situation of our parcel.

Personal note: This plan refers to the establishment of a new church parish, in Nigeria ... I am already preparing the next part of the story.

Peter:
Quote:
I will keep you updated if any good news OK

===

16.54 - Peter tries to convince Joojoo to come to the meeting tomorrow... he promises he won't announce the police.
- It's kind of hilarious that the idiot is trying to convince my character to accept a meeting like this.
- It's like Peter begging us to send him on a Safari trip. Laughing
Quote:
I will not bring police OK

Joojoo clarifies the details of tomorrow's meeting.
Quote:
OK AM WIL BI DHERE TOMORO AFTA NOON TIME OK
AM WIL BE ON TOGO BORDA PART AN AM WIL WAIT FO YUR MASSAJ
THEN AM WIL CROS BORDAR TO MEET YU IN FRONT OF CHRUCH OK


Of course, Joojoo will be captured by the police tomorrow , when he tries to cross the border... all the money and the parcel will be confiscated. Case closed! Neeeext! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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If the lad wants to safari, I don't see why we can't indulge him. If the lad does show up, Joojoo can get spooked due to police activity on the border and move to Lome; if the lad wishes to follow, good for him. And if he doesn't, Joojoo can get arrested. I'm of the opinion that it never hurts to say yes to a lad if he's making things harder for himself. If Joojoo tries to lead the lad on a merry chase through Togo and the lad follows, it won't hurt the church story, just as if the lad gets cold feet and doesn't move, the story won't be compromised either. We can see how far we can stretch this "secret meeting with Joojoo" plot thread; getting a bonus safari for relatively little effort would be a great outcome.

Mike has heard something has happened in Benin:
Quote:
Dear all,
Although my sources have been scattered, from what I have heard there is a little issue in Benin with Mr. Omezumba's package. After not seeing any change in the shipping database, I emailed my good colleague Mr. Peterson to see if there was a technical issue, but when that proved inconclusive I was forced to look further. From what I have heard, the driver absconded with the package, and is now in Togo? How did this happen? What can be done about this? Are the goods secure?

Mr. Omezumba, I apologize sincerely for these circumstances. As you may imagine, these levels of delays are unprecedented with one of our deliveries. Without my local intel, I cannot advise most competently as to what the best option is, but a peaceful resolution to this conflict would be ideal.

Where is our driver currently located in Togo? Do we know? Has he given any more demands in his attempts to blackmail or extort us? Any information at this point would be helpful. This is a travesty.

Cheers!

I'm not saying much, but this can start the plot thread of the "plan B" in case the lad does not safari again.

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20.22 - The manager Emoje responds to Mike (Peter is in CC):
Quote:
Masah el Kheir,
Sir Newman,
I am in a delicate and difficult situation to admit that one of my employees stole from the company. Our driver Joojoo Alofabe stole some packages (which were to be delivered to Cotonou yesterday) and disappeared. Our company's van was discovered in the Grand Popo border area and the police supposes that Joojoo is hiding somewhere in Togo. I have complained to the Police and the investigations will follow their course with all that this implies: investigations, statements etc. To the extent that I will have more details I will communicate immediately without delay.

Mash'Allah!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Friday

05.35
- Mike (from the PLog headquarter) wrote to my manager Emoje (Peter is in CC):
Quote:
This is extremely distressing to hear! Still, in any case, I am sure he will be disciplined and punished properly by the police and that they will continue their excellent work and reclaim as much of the goods as possible; I hope he does not fence or otherwise liquidate them before he is tracked down. I am also glad to hear that at least his current country is known, although if he were sufficiently motivated, he could be anywhere in West Africa by now; it is all too easy to bribe border guards to slip by unnoticed, especially at more remote crossings where they may not be aware of affairs elsewhere. When you have more details, I am sure that you will inform me and any other relevant employees post-haste. In a separate email I will give you the email of our corporate legal counsel here in the Los Angeles branch, Mr. Andrew Morgan, who may be able to advise on an international issue like this.

Cheers!
-Mike

===

07.30 - Peter to Joojoo... It seems that today we will obtain our third Safari. Laughing
Quote:
Dear Joojoo,

I will start coming over there and promise that you will show up with the package at place OK,

08.09 - Joojoo:
Quote:
AM WIL BE ON DA BORDA ZONE TOGO BEFOR NOONTIME AN AM WIL WAIT FO YUR MASSAJ OK
AT UHAT TIME DO YU THINK YU WIL GET DHERE ?AM HOPE YU WIL COM AN NO BRING POLIS OK ?
BECUS AM NOT FEEL COMFROTABEL WAINIG WIDH UNA BULKEY PARSEL AN SO MUCHE MONY

===

On "the Church side" of the story... Sister Dave wrote to our moron:
Quote:
Dear brother Peter,

You haven't responded to my latest message and I'm still worried about the whole situation.
Please inform me about the latest developments. I'm with you in prayer

Be blessed
Dave

Peter to sister Dave... He lies about the money spent by Joojoo and tries to say that he gets only half of the goods in the package. Laughing
Quote:
Good morning, sister Dave

I have trying been trying to know if I can get some products out from him today because according to him said he have spent over more 7,000 out of the money and all I am trying to get even half the parcel because he really wants to run away with all.

Thank you sister Dave may God continue to bless you for your doings.

I am grateful to all Holy lamb church
Peter

===

09.32 - Peter to Joojoo:
Quote:
I will be there by 12:00noon and don't disappoint me OK

09.52 - Joojoo:
Quote:
FRO LOME TO BORDA ZONE AR ONLY 50KM AN UNA HOUR OF DRIVE
AM LEAV MA OTEL AT 11AM AN AM WIL COME DHER BY TAXI OK
AM AFREID TO SIT OUTSIED AN WAIT YU WID MONY AN DA PARSEL
TRY NO BE LATE AN GIV MI UNA MASSAJ AS SOON AS YU GET TO DA CHRUCH OK ?

===

10.25 - Peter to Joojoo:
Quote:
I'm on my way now

Joojoo is not happy. Laughing
Quote:
DA DOCUMENTES OF PARSEL SHOW DHAT YU LIVE IN IDIROKO NEAR BORDA
IF YU LEFT YUR HOME NOW MEANES YU WIL REACHE DA CHRUCH ONLY IN 4 HOURES OK ?
OUR ARANJMENT WAS TO GET DHER A NONNTIME OK ?
UHEN YU WIL GO TROUGH COTONU VILLE GIV MI UNA MASSAJ AN AM WIL LEAVE MA OTEL IN LOME
AM NEED UNA HOUR FO TO BI DHERE SO WE WIL REACH DA BORDA ZONE IN DA SAM TIME

11.35 - Joojoo to Peter:
Quote:
UHER AR YU NOW ?AM REDY TO TAKE MA TAXI TO DA BORDA ZONE
GIV ME A MASSAJ WIDH YUR POZITION AN TEL ME UHEN YU WIL COM HERE

===

11.38 - Peter:
Quote:
I will message you as soon as I get there OK

and
Quote:
I'm on my way now OK

A not happy Joojoo. Laughing
Quote:
NO IZ NOT OK BECUS YU SAID ME YU WULD BI HERE AT 12.00
AM TOLD YU DHAT AM NO WANNA WAIT TO LONG HERE
WIDH MONY AN PARSEL AM ATRACTED ATTANTION OF TOO MANY CURIOSE PEOPEL

Peter to Joojoo:
Quote:
Hide somewhere before border then I will message you as soon as I get there because it's traffic delaying me OK

Laughing Laughing Laughing
12.12 - Joojoo:
Quote:
OK AM WIL TRY TO REMAINE IN MA TAXI CAB TIL YU WIL MASSAJ ME OK ?

12.55 - A scared Laughing joojoo wrote to Peter:
Quote:
AM HAVE BEEN WAITNIG HERE FO UNA HOUR AN DIS STOPID TAXI DRIVAR STARTD YELEENG ME AN BEENG NERVOUSE
SOM OF DA PEOPEL HERE STARTD TO LOOK AR ME VERY CARFULLY AN AM SCARED
AM PAID AN AM ASKED DA DRIVAR TO RETURN DA CABCAR AN AM LEFT BACK TO LOMEE
UHEN AM WIL GET YUR MASSAJ AN AM WIL SEE YUR PICTUR IN FRONT OF NOTER DAME CHRUCH AM WIL COM BACK WIDH ANODHA TAXI OK

AM SPENT TODAY 20DOLLA WIDH DIS STOPID TOGOLEZE DRIVAR AN AM NERVOUSE AN SCARED

===

Sister Dave to our moron:
Quote:
Dear brother Peter,

Please get back to me with a current update about the situation. We are all praying continuously for a good outcome of this horrible circumstances.
Are you meeting with that man today? Where are you now or has the meeting already taken place and have you returned with a part of the money and products.
Please keep us updated.

Be blessed
Dave

Peter:
Quote:
Thank you sister Dave for all your prayers I am grateful.
I am trying to meet him today to know if I can get something out from him, and I will be back to you with the updated as soon as I meet him today because I am on my way to where he is now.

I am grateful to all Holy lamb church
Peter

===

13.16 - Peter to Joojoo:
Quote:
I will be there in next hour please wait OK,

Joojoo:
Quote:
AM CANOT STAY DHERE LONG BECUSE TOO MANY PEOPEL AR LOOKING AT PARSEL AN AM AFRAID OK
AM WIL BE BACK TO YU IMEDIATELY AFTA AM WIL RECIEV YUR MASSAJ AN PICTUR IN FRONT OF CHRUCH

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 2:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Safari #3


14.13 - Peter to Joojoo:
Quote:
I'm in the border at park


Personal note: Indeed, in that border area between Benin and Togo there is a car park.

Image

Joojoo:
Quote:
UHERE IN DA PARK ?AM NOT SEE ANY PICTUR
SEND ME YUR PICTUR AN AM WIL COM TO YU DERECTLY

Peter:
Quote:
What is the names of the church?
where I can wait for you

and
Quote:
I'm at Benin side border now give me the church name OK

and
Quote:
Give me the church name, I am waiting at the border now OK

and
Quote:
Tell me where I can wait for you

14.41 - Joojoo:
Quote:
DA NAME OF CHRUCH IZ NOTER DAME IZ ON LEFT SIDE BEFOR MOTOPARK AN BEFOR BORDA
SEND ME UNA PICTUR WIDH YU IN YUR CURENTE POZITION AN AM WIL COM TO YU
AM ON DA TAXI NOW MAXIMA 30MINUTIES AM WIL BE DHERE
AM HOP YU AR ALONE AN NO POLIS OK ?SEND ME YUR PICTUR DHERE OR AM WIL NOT COM TO YU OK


Unfortunately, I ruined everything because I was not careful and forgot to hide Linoline and MrMystery in BCC. I'm stupid, yes I know!
I wrote a few other messages quickly, hoping that the idiot wouldn't notice my fucking mistake. banghead banghead banghead


Joojoo, another messages:
Quote:
AM WIL COM UHERE YU AR NOW BUT SEND ME UNA PICTUR TO SEE YU DHERE
DA CHRUCH IZ NAMED NOTER DAMES AN IZ ON LEFT SIDE BEFOR PARK AUTO

and
Quote:
AM ON TAXI NOW AN IN 15MINIUTES AM WIL BE ON BORDA
UHERE AR YU TEL ME IF YU WAIT IN PARK OR IN FRONT DA CHRUCH OK ?
AM NOT YER RECIEV YUR PICTUR OK ?

and
Quote:
WHY YU ASKEENG ME SAME THINGS MANY TIMES ?
NOTER DAMA IZ DA NAME OF CHRUCH ON LEFT SIDE BEFOR BORDA
AR YU DHERE OR AR YU IN MOTOPARK ?
WHY YU NO SEND ME YUR PICTUR ?YU HAV SOMTHEENG TO HIDE FO ME ?
AR YU DHER WIDH POLIS ?OOOOOOHHHH

and
Quote:
AM REEACHD DA BORDA ZONE AN AM WAIT FO YUR PICTUR FO TO SEE UHER AR YU NOW
IF AM NOT GET YUR PICTUR AM WIL NOT CROS DA BORDA BECUS AM AFRAID OF A POLIS TRAP
AR YU REALY DHERE ?OR YU TRY TO CHEEAT ME AN YU AR YUR HOME AN POLIS EXPECT ME ON BENIN SIDE ?

===

It seems that my strategy has been successful, because the idiot sent the pictures proving that he really is in the border area between Benin and Togo.
I also attach a printscreen from GoogleMaps, for edification. Laughing Laughing Laughing


Image

Peter:
Quote:
I'm in front of that church now ok


Image
Image

and
Quote:
I'm not with police OK come to the church

===

15.14 - Pete... another trophies:

Image
Image

and
Quote:
I'm waiting for you there OK

===

15.24 - Joojoo:
Quote:
AM IN BORDA AREA IN 15MINUITES AM WIL REACH DA CROSS POINTE OK
AM HOP IT WIL BE CROWEDED AN NOBODEY WIL TRY TO SSTOP ME
AM SW UHERE YU AR AN AM KNOW DA PLACE TO GET TO YU
WAIT FO ME DHERE AM WIL COM IN HALF HOUR MAXIMAUM

I will claim that there were problems in the border and that Joojoo could not cross in Benin ... I will invite Peter in Lome, at the hotel. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 2:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

15:25 Sister Dave
Quote:
Dear brother Peter,

It's two hours later now. Have you met with that man already? I hope you are careful in meeting with a thief. May the Lord be with you and please do everything you can to retrieve the products and money for the children.

Be blessed
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 2:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Unfortunately, I ruined everything because I was not careful and forgot to hide Linoline and MrMystery in BCC. I'm stupid, yes I know!
I wrote a few other messages quickly, hoping that the idiot wouldn't notice my fucking mistake.

I'm not quite sure this lad has discovered how to CC messages yet, so I don't think this is a worry.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

15.47 - Peter:
Quote:
I'm still waiting there

15.49 - Some problems in the border area... Joojoo:
Quote:
AM TRIEED TO CROS BORDA AN AM WAS STOPPD BY BORDA POLIS TOGOLEZE
DHEY REQUESTE MA ID PAPERES AN DOCUMNTES FO DA PARSEL AN WANNA OPEN PARSEL
AM SAID NO NO NO AN AM GAV THEM UNA 100DOLLA BRIBE FO PERMITE ME TO RETURN BACK IN TOGO
AM ON MA WEY TO LOME AT OTEL AN AM WIL INVIT YU TO COM AT MA PLACE

Peter:
Quote:
You have to wait at the border

and
Quote:
You have to wait at Togo border so I will come meet you there

and
Quote:
If you don't want to bring the package tell me because I can't come to the hotel,

and
Quote:
I knew you were not going to come, if you want to bring the package then give the position were you at Togo border side

and
Quote:
I'm on my way back now if you don't want to bring the package to me


16.11 - Joojoo:
Quote:
AM DO NO COM AGAIN TO BORDA TODAY BECUS IZ ALREDY LATE AN DENGEROS FO ME
TOMORO MORNEENG WE CAN MEET DHER AT 10.00 OR YU CAN NOW AT MA OTEL OK ?

AM A VERY VERY NICE ROOM AT YABISO OTEL IN LOME
OTEL ADDRES IZ 10RUE ADOBOUKUOM ZONGOU
NEAR DA BRITISH SCHUOL OF LOME IN CAISS AREA
YU CAN TAKE A SEPRATE ROOM OR YU CAN SLEEP WIDH ME IN MA BED OK
Laughing Laughing Laughing
3 minutes later, Joojoo wrote another message:
Quote:
MA PHONE BATTRIES IZ DOWN AN AM WIL GO TO EAT SOMETHEENG
AM WAIT FO YU TO MA OTEL OR WE WIL SEE TOMOR MORNEENG OK ?
AM REALY HOP TO MEET YU SOON HERE IN LOM IN YABISO OTEL OK ?

===

17.45 - A very sad and unhappy Peter writes to Joojoo:
Quote:
Dear Joojoo,

What I want you to do is to go an exchange rate change the remain money to naira and send it to me,
if you accept to send it today then I will give you the details account where you can send it to,
so that I can buy food for the children today OK I'm waiting for your reply right back.


Of course, Joojoo won't answer anything until tomorrow. Peter will have a wonderful wekend, I'm convinced of that. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

20:40 Sister Dave chimes in with some wonderful uplifting words of support affter a successful day

Quote:
Dear brother Peter,

How did the meeting go today? Did you arrive home allright? I hope you had a prosperous journey. For any journey I take I always enjoy to meet new people and I enjoy the situations the Good Lord brings me in. In some way, in His Mighty wisdom He always gives us exactly what we deserve and I am happy that He did that for you. I am grateful that the children will benefit from the donations of our parishoners and I hope to receive the message with the videorecording of the children any day now.

Remain blessed
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A very sad Peter writes to sister Dave:
Quote:
Sister Dave,

I have tried all to meet him today in Togo but he couldn't want to show up and I decide to go back this night,

I am grateful to all Holy lamb church
Peter

===

23.00 - Finally Joojoo responds to our little moron:
Quote:
YU AR UNA IDIOT UNABEL TO RESPCT DA TERMS OF UNA AGRIMEENT
YU SAID ME DHAT YU WULD ARIVE AT BORDA AT NOONTIME OK ?AN YU LATE ALMOSTE 2 HOURES SO MA PREZENCE DHERE BECAM SUSPECT
IN DHESEE CONDITONS DO YU THINK YU CAN ASK SOMTHEENG FO ME ?
AM AGRIED TO SHARE WIDH YU BECUSE AM SO SORREY FO DHOS ORPHIANS BUT YU AR UNA BAD MAN WIDHOT HONOR
AM TEL YU UNA SINGEL THING AN AM WIL NO TRY TO CONVINS YU FO ANYTHEENG
IF YU REELY WANNA MONY YU HAV TO WORK AN RESPECT DA WORDS YU SAY OK ?
AM REMAIN AT DIS OTEL FO AT LEAST WEEK TIL AM CAN GET MA NEW ID PAPERES
AFTA DHAT AM WIL HAV UNA NEW NAME AN AM WIL DIZAPEAR FOR EVAR OK ?
YU HAV NO MORE DAYS TO COM HERE

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