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Linoline
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 2:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ exactly. That's the reason I call him calimero.

13:55 Calimero to Joojoo
Quote:
Okay am waiting


15:36 Joojoo
Quote:
DI MECANIC IS BUSY WID ANODA CAR AN HE START WORKING ON DI VAN IN UNA HOUR. COM TO KWAKUT AN JOIN ME. OMOH I HAVE COLD COLD BEERS HERE FOR YOU AND YOU CAN SUCK MI DICK WELL WELL. I PAY FO YOU HOTEL AND HAVE GOOD DINNER TODAY. COME COME MI BOY


Can't blame Joojoo for not being polite, he invited the boy to stay in his hotel... after a blowjob. What's not to like? Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How you guys find these little po dunk villages astounds me. Google Maps added an "i" to that town name when I searched on it but I assume that is where you want little egghead to go. On my app Google shows only one location of significance in the center of town simply named "Market". All of the pics are obviously taken at a superstore somewhere else far far away...except for one of a big house that is very out of place. Didn't see any hotels in the area but I'm sure everything will get sorted in a jiff. "Swallow or spit...don't let it sit Calimero"...STDs are expensive Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

4:02 PM
Nora: I wasn't talking about my bank account but facebook and email
Calimero: Okay well I have nothing to do with that
Nora: Just like the other lies you told me
Calimero: Please am not ready right now okay
Am thinking about going to the bus station this night
Am not ready for any more arguments
No gift no money
No parcel
Nora: so where will you be going this time? Spain?
Calimero: I will be fine
It not your business
Am going home to see my mom
Take care
Nora: Ok, have another good imaginary trip
Calimero: Thanks you did a nice job
Nora: of believing your lies. Yes I did
Calimero: Call me what lies anything you want to GOD bless you
You try
You sabi work
You waist my time


17:39 Orawaka to Calimero
Quote:
Am been all day in an area with bad network. Jojo told me that the mechanic didn't have time for the repair today but he will start on the van immediately in the morning. Jojo said he invited you to stay in the same hotel as he is and enjoy a meal together in the company's expenses. Did you accept his offer?
Am sorry for the inconvenience. Tomorrow before noon this whole situation should be resolved.


Meanwhile his alter ego Sunnery returned
2:59 PM
Sunnery: Hey you crazy gay dude
What are you doing now
You need something to keep yourself happy
4:01 PM
Nora: Calimero I also don't want to talk to you on this account
Calimero: Suck my dicks ass hole
Who the fuck is calimero
You gay dicks fucker
You need a pussy dude is calimero you shit πŸ’© hole name
<picture of a very exposed pussy>
This what you need you gay crazy black dude
Die mf


Another character popped up a few days ago, also Calimero, but I didn't engage in his chat yet.
Sun 10:18 PM
Philly: πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– you beautiful lady
Can I be your friend please
You fine
Mon 4:41 PM
Philly: Hi
Tue 9:03 PM
Philly: Hello
Wed 5:15 PM
Philly: Why are you not replying me text
Wed 7:53 PM
Nora: Who are you?
Thu 7:39 AM
Philly: Here am Philly
It late night here in Wisconsin
Nice to meet you
What your name?
1:36 PM
Philly: Hello
You asked me who I am and I told you and you keep been quiet on me
Are you hungry
4:09 PM
Nora: No I'm not hungry
My name is Nora, but I think you could see that
Philly: You like chicken
Nora: no
Philly: What do you do on your free time
Do you smoke weed
Because I smoke cigarettes


Calimero hasn't been responding to the plog characters anymore. I believe he will go home tonight or tomorrow morning. There he will face the mockery of his friends and family, who expected him to return home a rich man.

ETA
20:18 Calimero to Orawaka
Quote:
Am in owerri now you are not serious
Have a great day


21:15 Orawaka
Quote:
Sir am don't understand. You left Abuja and don't want us to finish the delivery of the parcel, is that right? If this is true then am tell Jojo to return the parcel to the warehouse when the van has been repaired. Please confirm this decision


Considering it took him 16 hours to come to Abuja and he has been at the police station until noon, he couldn't possibly be home already. But leaving Abuja before the delivery took place makes it his fault that he doesn't have a parcel, so it's fine with me. Frustrated lad.. Check, humiliated lad.... Check, lad mocked by family and friends... Check

ETA
8:19 PM
Nora: that's like the pot calling the kettle hot right
9:53 PM
Calimero: You are a professional
I salute you
Nora: huh?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is β€œDo you smoke weed, because I smoke cigarettes” a common lad pickup line? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 10:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think he could quite possibly have gone to the Abuja Police station to report his lovely adventures. I searched for a Sargent Usman in Abuja and came up this facebook profile.

[link snipped - KLG]

Redacting link as it leads to an ITP.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe Mr. Philly would like to see Calimero's egg noodle as well Embarassed
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thursday evening
Calimero: You are very good πŸ‘
Nora: what do you mean?
Calimero: Will you be happy , to make others cry?
Nora: No, why are you talking like this?
Calimero: Will you stand to see the one you truly love ❀️ feel sad and unsafe?
Nora: the one I love keeps lying to me and makes me cry
Calimero: What if the one you love ❀️ have been sincere to you
But you never listen to him
Nora: He hasnt been sincere
Calimero: He has but you keep ordering him around
Every man wanna be on top not been treated like a goat 🐐
Nora: Then you should've been honest instead of lying and deceiving me all the fucking time
Calimero: Do to others what you want others to do for you,
Nora: Are you with your friend now?
nevermind stupid question
you never left home in the first place
Calimero: Am going back home by tomorrow morning πŸŒ„
Tell your delivery company to enjoy your parcel and have fund
I have done all I can
Now I will never see you again, because I can't afford to get enough money to pay for my visa and everything
You are beautiful girl
Nora: Stop whining, you never left home
Calimero: You will definitely fine a man that loves you
If you like believe if you like don't, I gain nothing
Nora: Doesn't matter what you say. you don't show me anything. You didnt'show me you're in abuja you can't show me a police report, you're just lying
I am tired of your games
goodnight
Nora stopped reading his messages
Calimero: You want pictures honorable members
What have you been using all my pictures to do
What have you gained with it
You want proof of all my location but you can't even proof yourself?
Funny you keep waiting for proof okay, if you could send me what I have sent you omg I will be so glad
You keep asking for more
This time wait for more
All those days of foolishness are gone
Am I never asked you for your office pictures before
I have never asked you for your pictures on when you enter a train to England πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
Madam if you are sure and you are honest and don't lie
Kindly show me all that photos


Friday
4:47 Calimero to Orawaka
Quote:
Am leaving today
Because yesterday I missed my flight
If you are not sure that by 10:00AM am not getting my parcel πŸ“¦ then I should better leave okay
Because all this your Altitude of delay
Is really bad and it killing me
My wife has reported the case in your Netherland and there are investigating the situation
So tell me now if it will be ready by 10:00AM


6:00 Calimero to Elvis
Quote:
Mr Elvis Presley
Kindly tell your colleagues to move my parcel to owerri
Thanks


6:04 Calimero to Orawaka
Quote:
Kindly move my parcel to owerri because you have been delivery other people parcel to them, and you went to Meduguri to deliver a hvc I believe my is not different because ask a delivery company it you should be the one to deliver to me
Not me coming to meet you
The police said you should be the one to deliver to me not me coming to you
Have a nice day


6:59 Orawaka responded and here I f*cked up again. I always check the recipient and the sender of emails especially when there are multiple characters in one mailbox, but this one time I didn't check, mysteriously the message was sent from Joojoo's emailaddress
Quote:
The mechanic is working on the van this morning. Joojoo said he starts early and he should be finished soon.
Yesterday you told me you are in Owerri so now am confused about your location. Did you lie to me yesterday or do you try to lie to me now?
If you are still in Abuja, am sure that you will have your parcel by the end of the morning. Of course you are invited to come to Kwakuti where Joojoo is right now. He will settle all your expenses. Am need your confirmation soon before am going in the area without network again. Joojoo now thinks you left and that he should return to the warehouse after the repair.


7:21 Calimero to Orawaka. You have to appreciate a lad who educates you about your mistakes right? Laughing Orawaka won't respond for the rest of the day, he is without network
Quote:
You tried so much
You are so confused
You are using your drive Email to email me, bros stop rubbish abeg you
Are not acting wisely
See your mistakes
I have tracked where all the Emails are coming from
You are busy deceiving yourself
Have a nice day


8:06 Joojoo to Calimero, with the previous message from his boss copied in it
Quote:
YOU DIDN RESPOND TO MI MASSAGE FROM DI BOSS. DI MECANIC IS STARTIN DI REPAIR IN UNA HOUR. UERE ARE YOU. TELL MI STUPID PIKIN YOU ARE LEYING ALL DIE TAIM. UHEN AM NOT RECEIV UR PICTUR OF UERE YOU ARE NOW AM RETURN DI PARSEL TO DI WAREHOUS AFTA DI RIPAIR AN GO TO MI FAMILY. HER IS AGAN DI MASSAGE FROM MI BOSS HE WANTED TO SEND TO YU. ANSER ME

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"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

AverageChef wrote:
^^^^ Cant wait to hear what Sherlock Holmes uncovers in his investigation.

I'm dying to find out what this mugu finds out! Love when a lad baits himself and works hard like this.

P.S. Linoline, you may want to leet the PLog name in those chats?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Humblebraggart wrote:
Because yesterday I missed my flight


Riiight. When pigs/lads fly. Enjoy your urine stained bus egghead!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

TheScaminator, thanks I've edited it

9:31 AM
Nora: I'm not asking for anything anymore because I know it's all a lie
9:53 Calimero: Okay

10:12 Elvis to Calimero


Quote:
Sir,

You are again sending confusing signals and with the diabolical and manipulative behaviour from the past I have to say that I find it difficult to believe what is going on exactly. My colleague, mister Orawaka told me that you have sent a message yesterday that you were in Owerri and this morning you told him you are still in Abuja. Honestly, you have to cooperate and be honest about where you are, because you are making a successful delivery impossible this way.
I can not order my colleagues to move the parcel to Owerri because I have received instructions from the sender to bring it to Abuja. Until you have taken over the parcel, the legal owner of the parcel is still the sender and I can't circumvent those rules again for someone who's trying to mislead us.

Cheers
Elvis


Theoretically he should be on a bus back by now, it's after 10AM, but you'll never know, maybe he'll take his chance for the repair to be done this morning.

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"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Calimero: Nora or what ever you called yourself ,
Please respect your stupid life and stop contacting me because right now am done communicating with you,
I have instructed that hopeless and stupid company which you claim you send an invisible gift to stop contacting me, it all fake, pretending, lies, deceiving and imposters
Am on my way now to my house and I will not like to communicate with you forever again, go and find another client and deceive okay
And all you have been saying to is all lies
You must be out of your senses
Don't bother my life with any more problems, I have instructed that stupid imposters company not to contact me anymore,
You asked me, do you like gold? I said yes,
I never instructed you to send me anything
Nora: You asked me to send you money for your traveling and I did
I don't need your complaining anymore
Calimero: I did not ask you to make it difficult by giving it to those criminals
If you would have not taken decision on your own this will not occur
I have left everything for God
The parcel is gone, those thief has took it away
Nora: If you wouldn't have started lying that I was hacked then it would've been delivered to your doorstep
go on with your lies, saying you're going to your home which you never even left
Calimero: I did not ask you to ship anything tomes
To me
Nora: No you just asked me for money and I sent it to you
Calimero: Shout up
Do I look like a baby to you
Nora: Yes you do
Calimero: Don't even make me angry
What are my lying for you must be out of your senses
So I will send you pics on the bus pack for no reason
Nora: Anyone can sit in a bus, make a picture and get out again, doesn't prove a single thing
Calimero: Shout up your mouth and listen
You head is whining you
Nora: Don't talk to me like that
Calimero: So am just been playing all round
Nora: Looks like you have
Calimero: Don't even provoke me
If you knew how angry I am you will just run away from me right now
You guys where messing with my head
Nora: Angry because i know you have been lying? You should punish yourself then
Calimero: How are my sure you are not among those hopeless stupid imposters
Shout up, you are the one that is lying to me
You told me to fight for our love which did
Nora: How? By pretending to go to Abuja?
By pretending to go to the police station?
You're just sitting at home on your lazy ass doing nothing
Calimero: You want me to send you pictures right?
You most be so crazy and senseless, so you think I was a joker, you keep saying am liar so I will send any more prove
Nora: I want you to stop lying, that's all I want
Calimero: Just the way you made me send my nudes
You must be having brain cancer, I have send you pictures of me in the bus station
Nora: You lied to me, lied that my account was hacked, tried to manipulate everyone, you hacked into my email and facebook, lied that you went to the police. Of course you didn't go there, because you were only lying and they'd know
Calimero: And you weak brain can't understand
You weak brain is so congested with evil am not like you that lie so much you must be suffering a lot from that you health issues because you think like an illiterate that have not been to school, how can someone hacked into your account with no password or username, stop looking for a silly point to blackmail me again
Use your big head πŸ’€ to whining your sick silly brain
Nora: I don't know how it's done, you might've hired someone to do ti for you
Calimero: Because this time am ready am ready for your stupidity and manipulative attitude
You keep using the heart of a man to play
Nora: right. Blame me for what you did
Calimero: Don't let the fire of the lord destroy that you silly wicked heart
Change from your diabolic and satanic manipulative attitude
You wanna make me to start say Nora please am saying the truth , you must be mad, all those stupid days are over
Wait a minute, you claim to be married for 10 years, and you are 31 years now and you are the only child of your parents no siblings and you got divorced last year, madam so you wanna tell me that you got married at the age of 20th?
Stop fooling yourself
Nora: Not that it's any of your fucking busines anymore but I married while I was still in school and that asshole was older than I am
Calimero: Nice story teller o yes it my fucking business
You told me, your father and mother are very wealthy and
, why will dey let you marry an old man
Nora: Fuck you

he's not done ranting yet, but nora is done reading it.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad is full of compliments!

Quote:
Change from your diabolic and satanic manipulative attitude


As a baiter, you must feel proud!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

broken lad wrote:
right now am done communicating with you,


How many times has he said that before? Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sparky wrote:
As a baiter, you must feel proud!

Very. He made some lovely compliments Laughing Laughing

Knowing the mind of this lad, Elvis told him that he can't order to have the parcel shipped to Owerri. Nora is still the legal owner, so he tried sucking up again. Which is hard when you're as angry and frustrated as our Egghead is these days Laughing

Friday
10:35 Calimero to Elivs
Quote:
You must a very stupid man
You people are imposters and stupid
Am more than what is in that parcel
You made me come to abuja and you made me waisted my money
The police officer are till investigating the situation, am just waiting for them to tell me where particular all this mails you people are sending me from are keep coming from, stupid and hopeless man
Any where you her thunder will destroy your life
You called yourself delivering company and you don't call your clients, which is never done before,
You want to inherited what is inside parcel, hopeless man
Kindly stop texting me for your own good, because you are really pushing me to the walls
You and your hopeless emails that you keep using to contact me should go to hell
Good bye


The chat from where we left off Friday
Calimero: Or is it that your family are very poor
Am loving this you wanna run away
Stand and face the truth
Guilty conscience fear no accusations
You having been using an iPhone 5 and you sent me iPhone 11pro not just one but 2
Fuck you too, you keep running away from your Wong doings, but you want to force me into the river
Face me honey don't run away let clean your wrong doing
Fri 4:01 PM
Calimero: You missed a call
Hey am here face me


16:36 Joojoo to Calimero:
Quote:
BOSS SAD DAT WHEN YU DO NOT RESPOND I GO BACK TO DI WAREHOUS WIT DI PARSEL. IT IS DERE NOW AND I WILL GO TO MI FAMILY BACK IN BENIN AN FUCK MY HOT BOY. YOU SHOULD NOT BE AFRAD OF BEIN GAY YU HAV STRONG CHEST AN BIG LIPS I WAN TO FUCK WELL WELL OOOH. I WILL MASTUBATE ON YOU PICTURS FO LONG LONG TIME.


Fri 7:25 PM
Nora: I'm not in the mood
Calimero: O yes you are baby
The police said you are innocent, that it from the imposters
So I have forgiven you
Nora: The fake police where you have never been
Calimero: Don't ever send me anything through that useless criminal company
Nora: I will never send you anything again
Calimero: You want me to say am lying
You did not before
Nora: You are
Calimero: So don't feel like you sent me something
I did not touch
Have you found another man
Nora: No
Calimero: Why, do you still want me
Come back here
Nora: You only lied to me, why do you even think I still want to be with you
Calimero: Shout up I did not lie
Don't be silly you brain is confusing you, did I send you a photo of me when I was going to Abuja, so you want me to be swearing to you
I told you that I went to the police station
Do you think am joking
Nora: Yes that's what I think
I don't believe that you went to the police
Calimero: You should better stop persuade me
Don't be silly
In short go to any man you choose
Nora: I'm not persuading you
Nora stopped reading again
Calimero: Yes you are
You have to stop that stupid attitude
And grow up
You are a woman not a girl
Stop making people to say the wrong thing
You should be working for the FBI
Where are you innocent girl
Late that evening
Nora: None of your business
Calimero: Grow up my love
Stop nagging like a woman with evil spirit
Nora: Stop being a lying pussy
Calimero: You must be a dick to force me to say lie
Silly head
If you want us to keep insulting ourselves then am read duce bag
Nora: I know you're a douche bag.
No need to remind me
Calimero: You don't tell me where you are, you don't like me anymore and you expect me to tell you where I've been? Grow up
I told you,
How many time have you sent me a picture of what you doing
Like your office pictures
A million times
You liar
Grow up strong head
That the only picture you sent to me
You ask stupid questions you can expect a stupid answer
Nora: What do you want from me?
Calimero: You ask crazy questions too
I want your heart
Not your insult and nagging
Nora: You don't want my heart. You told me to stop messaging you. You insulted me these last few days and you keep coming back. You have other motives so spill
Calimero: Shout up
I don't
You have been acting crazy
You can't listen
I don't know who to trust anymore
You or those imposters
I can't trust you
You can't build your home
Stop searching for a made home, made by a woman like you
Make your home


Saturday
12:29 Elvis to Calimero
Quote:
Sir,

Can you give me an update about the delivery? My colleague mr Orawaka still is in a delivery in the North of the country and I expect him to be back tomorrow. Have you been able to work out the delivery with the driver by now? I would really like to close this very annoying case because you are the only client to give me a headache over a simple delivery.

Cheers,
Elvis


6:36 PM
Calimero: Are you hungry
<screenshot of a chat with Coffinsurfer, who asked him "so things with Nora didn't work out huh?"
Nora: ?
Calimero: Do you see that

The chat with philly:
Thu 8:17 PM
Nora: No I don't smoke
Thu 10:25 PM
Philly: Do you like you hang out
I will love to meet with you
Fri 9:32 AM
Nora: Not really possible
Fri 10:50 AM
Philly: Why
I only want us to be friends
Fri 12:41 PM
Philly: Hi Nora
What your time now
Nora: Hi
It's 12:42 now
What's your time?
Philly: Just woken up now 6:47 AM
Have you had lunch
Nora: Good morning then. I just had lunch. What's for breakfast?
Not yet
What will you have?
Philly: For now coffee β˜•οΈ
How is your family
Nora: They're fine.
Philly: Good
Do you have a job?
Nora: Yes, I'm at the office right now
I work as an insurance and investment consultant
What about you?
Philly: Am a security guard
Nora: Nice. For what kind of business if I may ask? Nightclub, police, celebs?
Philly: Us army πŸŽ–
Is your job in Netherlands πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
Nora: Wow, cool
Yes it's in Amsterdam
Philly: Okay
Well actually am not allowed to make phone calls or receive calls including video calls OK
I believe you understand
Nora: No I don't. Never heard of that before
Philly: Okay
I feel bad because I can't be able to call you
Hope you don't mind?
Fri 4:02 PM
Philly: Hi
Fri 7:26 PM
Nora: Yes I mind. They let everybody do that so it's not fair that they don't allow you. You should file a complaint
Philly: Okay so you want me to call you so I will have to talk to my commander
But if you don't want there is no need
Nora: Never mind
Philly: Do you like typing or calling?
Hello why are you not always here
Do you have another messengers
11:47 AM
Nora: I don't have to account to you where I've been
Philly: Sorry but, am sure you are having a good time with your friends
I just need someone to keep me company
Nora: Don't you have any friends
7:30 AM
Philly: We broke up
8:42 AM
Nora: Friends. I was taking about friends, not your boyfriend
4:20 PM
Philly: Boy friend
Am straight point of correction
I broke up with my girlfriend Mary Jane
7:13 PM
Philly: Are you with your boyfriend why haven't you write to me
Nora: Did she like shoes?
8:49 PM
Philly: What do you mean???
Like what shoes

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If you and Birlic get this lad to do anything else exciting, ideally another safari, in honor of the lad's name I propose both of you be given πŸ¦‘ icons.

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Einstein wrote:
You having been using an iPhone 5 and you sent me iPhone 11pro not just one but 2


He thinks he's so damn smart for noticing this detail. LOL! Here's another interesting factoid Calimero: you didn't notice this until AFTER you safari'd yourself. This kid is such a giant drama queen which is great because at least you know your insults hurt. Unlike that Johnny idiot that may or may not have had an actual pulse. I have a feeling that Calimero will still be cussing you out long after you have forgotten about him. Rejoice Twisted Evil
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Calimero's suffering is a great joy for us. He is arrogant and infatuated, so for a long time he will remember this story.
Probably everyone who knows him has now learned about his "success." Laughing Laughing Laughing

17.35 - Nigerian manager Orowaka to Calimero:
Quote:
Finally am managed to get back home and am managed to read all the messages received in the last days
Am somewhat confused because the information was somewhat contradictory however am able to confirm the following
- The parcel TRK93160**** is back in our custody in the warehouse
- The driver Joojoo went on leave at his family from Benin
- My colleague Elvis requested the extension of the deadline until Thursday February 06
- Friday February 07 the parcel will be declared abandoned and will enter into PAP status
Am don't know what you want to do next and am confused about your intentions

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sat 9:48 PM
Nora: Yes I see it
Calimero: She keep asking me if we are still together
I told her that you don't trust me anymore
Am sure you fucking another man
Enjoy
Nora: πŸ˜‚
Calimero: I knew it
You went to England to Fuck another man and you are still fucking with different man in Netherland
Enjoy
Nora: Do you even know what fucking is with that tiny dick?
Calimero: Which dick
Nora: yours
Calimero: I know you hate my
That why I said enjoy
<voicemessage from Coffinsurfer>
Your mom friend sent it to me so nice
Nora: I can't hear it right now, I'm around people and I didn't bring my headphones Wanted to check first if she was the one who sent it
Calimero: Where are you now
Hope no one is holding you ass
Because am gonna kill everyone who tries to hold you
You are my wife no matter what I still love you
But keep you fresh pussy for me
Nora: Fuck you
Calimero: Because am gonna pound it so hard my love
Why insult me
I accept you back
Why saying fuck you, don't you respect me
Nora: What is wrong with you
I don't accept you back
Calimero: You don't respect me why
Nora: it's none of your business who I'm with or who is touching my ass
Calimero: It my
Nora: Because you're a silly liar with a small dick
Calimero: So you deceiving me right
Delete my picture now
Am sick and tired of your lies and cheat
You keep doing all this stupid things to hurt me
Am gonna delete you from my friend list and move on
You are a bad girl you keep deceiving me
I have been here keeping myself for only you and you are there fucking different men
And claim to be nice
Nora move on okay am cute and handsome
I will surely get another woman worth will love me forever
Nora: It's none of your business who I do or do not fuck. it's not you
Calimero: Can you move on cheater and a deceiver
You call me a liar after risking my life for nonsense
You better go away
And don't write back
And after you read the message finished
Please don't reply back, move on and go Fuck your Netherland men I will definitely find a beautiful woman. Who will love me, care for me, fuck my big dick and kill my big chest
Nora: She'll have to find your dick first
And for the record, I'm not fucking anyone. I just don't want you anymore
Because your acting like a bigger dick than the one you have
Calimero: What did I just said you read my messages right listen let me inform you
You don't value what you have until you lose it
When am gone
You will definitely can't find a man like me
Nora: I hope not
Calimero: Because I stood myself so low to you
Nora please don't reply me move on


I was done with Calimero so let's move to his alter ego, who has been sending messages during my chat with Calimero
Philly: Hey
You active now
Why no reply
Nora: Because I was talking to someone
Her parents liked shoes?
Philly: Okay
Why are you finding it difficult to reply me
Nora: I asked you a question
Philly: Yes she likes, but we are no more together
You are chatting with a lot of men
Nora: I was breaking up with my ex boyfriend
Philly: Why, well it your decision
Nora: You don't want to know
Philly: Okay
Hope we can both move on
Since he's gone forever
Nora: No
I don't do the boy-hopping thing
Philly: What boy hopping thing
Nora: where you break up with one and hop to the other the same day
He broke my heart, I'm not in the mood
Philly: Honey maybe his not the right person for you
Am here am a grown man
I will be 37 by June 25
Nora: He damn right isn't the right man for me. That doesn't say that you are
Philly: Do you love him?
Nora: Not anymore
Philly: Good
Then let him go
Nora: Why
Philly: Because you don't love him anymore, remember his now your ex,
babe, why don't will fix a date
Hey
Nora: No
I told you I'm not in the mood
Philly: You want to know why we broke up?

Back to Calimero, who had a change of heart immediately after I told Philly that Nora was breaking up with her ex boyfriend
[/color]Calimero: I love you so much
I gave you everything
I shared all I had
I took a risk for you
I fought for you
All I get is good bye
I will be fine
Am glad now you have made your decision
Enjoy yourself and stay happy
I wish you all the best and a wonderful life
Kindly delete my nudes video please please please please
And my picture
Have you done that?
<voicemessage where he mentions I call him Nora's ex boyfriend and say we broke up>
Please delete my picture and video
No man can act so stupid and do such a stupid thing
I did it because of love and respect
Take it out
Since am not your boyfriend anymore,
You keep cheating and lying to me
You went to England to fuck different men
You deceiving me a long time ago
Nora: I didn't tell you that you are my ex boyfriend and I didn't tell you that we broke up
Calimero: My family left me because I love you so deeply
You keep cheating on me
Nora: You lied to me
I told that to the other guy you pretend to be
Fucking idiot
Calimero: Which guy Then Nora skipped to the Philly chat and didn't bother to read the rest[/color]
You called me an idiot
No it to much
I have tolerated your insults
Now me a fucking idiot right
So you went ahead to send that to your mom sister
That so bad of you
You made me look like a child
Please go away

Back to Pilly
Nora: This one
Philly: Okay take a shower and go to bed okay
Nora: Don't try to deny it
Philly: Deny what?
Nora: That you have a tiny dick of course
Philly: What?
Are you mistaken me to be someone else
Lol πŸ˜‚ what tiny dick
Oh I see you wanna see my dick πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
Nora: No thanks, I've seen it
Philly: Never gonna happen
You see nothing
Nora: I have pictures and a video of you playing with our tiny wangdangler
Philly: Haha stop whining me
Nora: You want to see it
Philly: You must be drunk
Don't show me nothing
Am not interested anymore in any shit
Nora: Thought so
Philly: Who the hell are you, young woman
Do you need medication
You must be drunk or high
I think your ex boyfriend has made you feel bad
Am sorry
Don't feel bad
Am here for you

He was nuked in the morning

Sunday
I was in a really pissy mood, and had to take it out on someone so I decided to give Calimero my well deserved attention for a while
12:24 PM
Nora: You
Are
A
Fucking
Idiot
Calimero: Shout up
Grow up
Nora: You want me to go away but you keep messaging
Calimero: You send the voice note
Nora: Fuck you
Calimero: To your mummy sister
Fuck you too
Nora: You sent it to me
Idiot
Calimero: You are silly
Idiot too
Grow up
Nora: Assface
You're acting like a kid
Calimero: Assface too
You are a child
Nora: A small tiny dicked gay boy
Calimero: You pussy lesbian
Nora: You can't even insult like a man
Pussy face
Douchecanoe
Calimero: You are acting like a dick
Grow up
Nora: I'm acting like a bigger dick than the one you have
Calimero: Nagging woman
Nora: But that's not all that hard
Just like your tiny dick
Calimero: You are fake ass
Nora: You won't ever come near to my ass
Asswipe
Calimero: You come here to say I love you I care I want you
All is lies
Shout up
You don't care
You said am done
Nora: It was true until you started acting like a lying baby
Calimero: What else do you want
You can't fight for me
Nora: I want you to leave me the fuck alone
Calimero: I did for you
Nora: I'm done fighting. I did enough but all I get is lies
Calimero: Am fine
I did all for you too
But all I get is hate
Nagging and lies
Nora: Fuck you gay boy
Calimero: Your father is a Fucking gay
You maf
Omg where that hell do you came from
Nora: Maf? You can't even insult
You're insane
Calimero: Then leave me alone
Nora: That egghead of yours is about to explode with stupidity
Calimero: You deceiving me
You mad
You most be in the zoo
Nora: Fuckface
Calimero: Leave me alone am cute and handsome
A lot of ladies are asking me out
Am going to the USA embassy by Monday
So fuck off
Hahahah so you see she wants me to come have a great life with her
But you keep acting silly
Good luck hope she likes gays with a little dick
You silly tell that to you fucking dad,
You father is the gay bitch
2:17 PM
Nora: Maybe she thinks a head shaped like an egg without any brains at all is cute and handsome
When you think too much do you hear water start to boil in there?
Calimero: <picture>
Omg so cute
Nora: When you're gay maybe
Calimero: Come have fun
You can't spoil my day any more with your words
Nora: Then stop messaging me if you're done with me
Calimero: I love you so much
But you keep hating me
You keep bringing past,
This girl wanted me be I told here that am already with someone else and I can't fuck any other woman accept the one I love which is you
You keep hating me, and insulting me what on earth have I done wrong to you, I explain why I told those imposters that your account has been hacked , but you called me a liar, i took poison just because of you where leaving me, you still called me lair, I stop communication with my siblings because of you, you still call me a liar,, I came to abuja when I explain to you that I collected money from my mum and I am broke, you still call me a liar, I did all I can to fight and get that parcel and reporting the situation to the police officer, you still call me a liar , I refuse to send you my nudes picture because I told you am not a gay but, you still call me a liar ,
Everything I do is lies
All I give to you is lies
So I don't know what to say anymore that you will believe me
Nora: I asked you to show me the police report but you can't because it's a
Fucking lie
Calimero: Nora I will block for good if you ever use the f word on me
Because it is useless in falling in love with someone that hate you already
If you call me a liar again I will block you for good, because it all waist of me time
Even do I show you, you will call me a liar
When I show you my bus ticket you still called me a liar
So why asked police report
I swear one more words of you calling me a fucking liar and I will gentle block you
So you can go and meet who so ever you want
Am sick and tired of you calling me a liar, this is hate
And wickedness, one more words for you calling me a liar then it over on Facebook
But you really don't know how I feel,
Do you think am crazy or stupid that I still communicate with you after all you have done to me
All the insult and hate including accusations of me trying to hacked your account
I swear to the sun
Push me to the wall this time and I end everything
I have been faithful
I have not cheat on you before since I arrive Nigeria
Do you even think , that there are many beautiful girls, out there that will want to stay with me
Am cute and gorgeous
Am every woman dream
So if you think am gonna sit hear your insult again than call me a fool because I have decide,
1.Your invisible parcel did not get to me,
2. There was no receipt to prove myself act the police station that you bought those items
3. The company you sent parcel to does not call their client,
4. No pictures or evidence to prove to me that you bought those does items
5. I was asked by the police officer to call you on video,
But yet you refused
6. Voice call please I pleaded, yet you said no
7. I was asked by the DPO of the kubwa police station if I have ever seen your face before, I said no, yet you till called me a liar
All the office on duty on that very day, said you knew everything that was going on, and you are those imposters took all my photo and nudes picture to blackmail me
I was warn by the DPO never to communicate with you, every one that was away of this situation said to me let her go, after all my effort I did to come to get that parcel in abuja, you still have the gods to call me a liar , I pray you repeat that word again and I will block you immediately, and talk with your mom sister because am sure she like me
You claim you love me but I can't see your face, are you the only one with such a illness
I have stop to insult you because that attitude are for kids
If I don't love or care for you I will never talk such a risk
So if you think am joking repeat those insult again
If loving you was a crime then let me go to jail
No man can love you like I do
But if you want to pay me with insult then tell me gently
5:18 PM
Nora: No thank you. I'm done. Thought you weren't messaging me anymore
Calimero: Are you sure you don't want us together
I love you so much honey
I have always love you with everything in me
I gave you my heart
I trusted you
And now you abandoned me
My sweet loving Nora
The only woman that make her man smile
The only beautiful woman in the world
Nora that know how to smile when she is sad
I will go to heaven soon
I LOVE YOU
19:40
Nora: Heaven? You wish. Hell will be more like it. They don't like liars in heavne
Calimero: Sweet heart
Am not a liar you have started again
Nora: πŸ€” Did I ever stop?
Calimero: My love of my life
I need you to answer 3 question?
Very important
Nora: Try me
1. Are you a liar
2. Are you a gay
3. Are you an even bigger liar
easy
yes to all
Calimero: 1. FROM THE VERY FIRST START DO YOU LOVE ME?
2. DO YOU EVER CARE ABOUT HOW I FEEL ?
3. CAN YOU FIGHT FOR ME?
Nora: I don't talk to you when you start with the screaming capitals
Calimero: From the very first start do you love me?
Do you ever care about how I feel?
Can you fight for me?
Nora: These aren't numbered
Calimero: 1.From the very first start do you love me?
2.Do you ever care about how I feel?
3. Can you fight for me?

Nora stopped reading his messages
Half an hour later
Calimero: Sweety
are you busy

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Meanwhile, he's been chatting with Lizzy about his misfortunes. Cue the violins, we have a pity party of one.

calimaro: She broke up with me
Today
So am moving on

Lizzy: Well good luck
Calimaro: Nora used me
Lizzy: I'm not going to get involved since it's really not my business.
Calimaro: (Posted pic of Nora with iPhone)
Is this Nora
Lizzy: Stop playing these games with me. You know what she looks like
Calimaro: (Started sending audio messages and was told to write what he wanted to say as they weren't clear with music in the background)
Am sad and I can't write to long
How can I win her heart again, I love her so much I have felt so sad

Lizzy: That's between you and her
Calimaro: My sweet loving Nora said she is getting married to Philly
Well it good for her
Hope you gonna attend the marriage

Lizzy: I don't know who you're talking about
And I'm not going to play your games here

Calimaro: That why she is leaving me
Lizzy: if you say so
Calimaro: Am serious
Hope you are going

Lizzy: who knows
Calimaro: Okay please take some photo for me
Lizzy: Umm, no
Calimaro: Okay
Lizzy do really like me
Or do you love me

Lizzy: I don't like the way you try to manipulate people
There is no way I could ever love you
I'm not even sure I like you

Calimaro: Okay thanks for letting me know
Lizzy: Just being honest
Calimaro: But you care for me
I know
That why you like texting me

Lizzy: You started the conversation, not me
Calimaro: Really
Lizzy: yes
Calimaro: Well I think you really don't like me
Lizzy: maybe not
Calimaro: And you don't feel anything for me
Lizzy: No I don't
Calimaro: Am just gonna go lay down and have a nap
Lizzy: ok
bye

Calimaro: I will go to heaven soon good night
Lizzy: If you say so. bye

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^He was talking about one of his alter ego's Newdumb who was nuked weeks ago, not philly, sorry for the confusion

Calimero: Oh my sweet heart
The only one that make me happy
Happy birthday honey
Nora: Ahw thank you honey how did you know that is today?
Calimero: Lol am kidding my love
Am trying to make you smile
No you're an idiot, because it's not
Calimero: You will never be happy every time insult am use to it
I can't be angry anymore your mom friend said you love me I should be easy with you and not to insult you
Two wrongs can't not make a right
I still not have a single proof that you went to abuja and all your stories are true
My sweet Nora that all the proof
<pictures>
Nora: A picture inside a bus and a forged bus ticket
wow
I'm impressed
Calimero: Honey since you can't believe me then should I kill myself
Please let grown up and move to a great higher position
Since January, it has been arguing and disagreement
Nora: Not my fault
And if you do kill yourself, please ask someone to send me pictures so I know it's not a lie again
Calimero: My baby girl you know I love lol πŸ˜‚ you want me dead honey
Oh my baby
Sweet heart leave those home breakers that keep telling you to leave your fiance for them
You are my God gifted wife
You missed a call
Nora: Stop being an annoying asshole please
Calimero: Sweet heart leave those home breakers that keep telling you to leave your fiance for them
Say no to those fools
You are my baby girl
Honey be careful
Home you have hard about the deadly various
You keep chatting with others men
Am jealous
Am getting jealous?
Good night
You missed a call
Nora: stop being an annoying asshole please
Calimero: You keep pretending and treating me like no body
Good night
I love ❀️ you


He likes being ignored.. and abused

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

17.40 - Calimero to my nigerian manager Orowaka:
Quote:
Bring it to that kubwa market by 9 : 00AM

and
Quote:
And also tell me your particular sport where you are going yo be

22.40 - Orowaka to Calimero:
Quote:
Only now am have been able to read the messages from you and am do not understand everything perfectly
You want to make the delivery to the same place tomorrow morning ok ?
You will be present there because the delivery cannot be made to a third person ok ?
If another location seems more convenient to you please tell me because am want to do everything to make this story end better
It is my duty to offer to our customers 100% satisfaction so am will try to solve everything tomorrow

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It is my duty to offer to our customers 100% satisfaction

When did that start? LOL

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I believe I am the sender of a fake parcel. That makes me the customer and I think I am 100% satisfied. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Monday

In the middle of the night, a sleepless Calimero wrote to my nigerian manager Orowaka:
Quote:
Yes let meet at kubwa market
By 9:00AM
No excuses because am complete sick and tired of to many mails from you

07.40 - Orowaka to our lad:
Quote:
The driver will be there at 9AM in front of the market near the P-Plaza shopping center
When you get there give a message for him to come directly to you ok ?
Our van is white with the company name written on both sides
Do not forget your passport for identification ok ?

We do not think the idiot is still in Abuja, most likely he is trying to figure out if the story with the package is real or not. Laughing Laughing Laughing
===

I made a short chain of messages... Yesterday night (after the idiot wrote to my nigerian manager), Orowaka wrote to Joojoo:
Quote:
Joojoo tomorrow morning at 9 am you must be present at the meeting place near the Kubwa market area and deliver the package
Mister Calimero has to show you his passport so you can do the identification correctly
He'll be there and send you a confirmation message ok ?

08.45 - Joojoo writes to our moron (forwarding the above message):
Quote:
AM HAV NOW RECHED DA AREA NEAR MARKET KUBWA BUT AM NO SEE YU

AM BETWEN DA MARKET AND DA PLAZA CENTAR EZACTLEY NEXT DA RED-WHAITE MOSQUE TOWER OK

SNED MI UNA PICTUR UHEN YU ARIVE HERE TO RECOGNZE YU BY YUR CLOTHS OK

- We don't know why Calimero continues to communicate with the company... he is definitely at home in Owerri.
- At the moment, Joojoo is in the area set up for the meeting and is waiting there. Laughing
- Of course, the manager Orowaka will send later a message to Calimero and Sender Laughing and he will say: "The client Calimero set another meeting but did not show up. What should we do now?" Laughing Laughing Laughing

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