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Linoline
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A very very sceptical, hotheaded but at times amusing lad is on the hook. Here's our introduction.

December 19
Calimero: Hello
Hey how are you doing today
Nora: Hi, I'm fine thank you
Calimero: You sleeping
Hey
Nora: My name is Nora, not hey
Calimero: Soryy
Nora
You look pretty and beautiful
But I feel little wick in me
Nora: wick how?
Calimero: Because I was told that white can never like a black man
It make me feel so low
Nora: haha
Calimero: Yes
Am serious
It like I can never have a white woman in my life
And I like white so much
Nora: It's not about color but character who you like or don't like right?
Calimero: Like am willing to sacrifice all I have when I meet my sweet white gentle lady
Well you right
Nice to me
Nora: Nice to meet you too. Just wondering, where did you find me?
Calimero: Hahah
Okay I gonna explain this
I was screwing on my suggestion friend list
When I saw you
It was so amazing that I keep looking at those lovely smiles and hair style you did
I said to my self will she accept my friend request
Because the previous white ladies I sent never accept
So I decided to give it a try
I was so surprise when I was notified that you accepted my request
It so amazing
Nora: Why wouldn't I accept?
Calimero: Lol because of my color
Nora: that would be a really stupid reason
Calimero: Well that what I thought
I don't like black ladies
At all
Because they are full of wrong doings and they treat men like shits
But the white are well free and open minded but I which and pray to get married to a white lady
Because I want my kids to be beautiful
Hello
That's just it
Why no reply Nora
Is this you
<picture from Nora's timeline>
Nora: No that's madonna
Calimero: Can I see your face picture please
Nora: Why would I post pictures of someone else on my profile? Of course that's me
Calimero: Okay
That me and my younger brother
Lol
Hold on
Nora: nice
Calimero: Do you wanna see me picture
Or not
Nora: I have seen it
Calimero: Okay
I wanted to send you more pictures
Nora: okay
Calimero: Nora you look so beautiful and amazing
Am very sure you got a lot of cute guys dying to meet with you
Nora: Thank you
Calimero: Of course
Lol πŸ˜‚ hahah am not cute
I wish am white omg I will be looking so lovely
I think to go for a surgery just the way Michael Jackson did
Nora: uhm... okay
he was crazy you now
Calimero: Hahaha
Now am gonna cry
Nora: I don't believe you
Calimero: How
Am not crazy just kidding with you
I know am not funny
Was only trying to make you smile
Hello
<voicemessage>
Nora: It's not Christmas yet
Calimero: Lol you been difficult
Nora: Wow thanks. Such a lovely compliment
Calimero: Nora I believe I like you
Nora: I believe you just called me difficult
Calimero: Because you kind of easy going and simple
I indicated the lol sign
I can I make you smile
Nora: Oh so because you type lol an insult suddenly becomes funny
Calimero: How can a black man make a white woman smile 😊
Nora: Lol you're an idiot
Calimero: Omg okay I apologize
Okay call me what ever name you want to
Idiot, stupid and what ever
Nora: Okay. Douchecanoe to your liking?
Calimero: But like you
Nora: You got a good way of showing it
Calimero: I most never make my white baby sad
You are beautiful and sweet heart πŸ’ž
Nora: If you love white so much go hug a polar bear
Calimero: Hahahahah
Wow that's crazy
I don't wanna die
Nora: Difficult and crazy.. you're losing points here quickly
Calimero: Babe
Nora: That's a bit weird after all the insults
Calimero: Am so sorry
Nora: Yeah right
Calimero: I thought I was try to make you smile
Am just gonna me
Nora: You got a weird way of doing that. First by playing Michael Jackson, who very much didn't survive and then by insulting me
Calimero: 😞am sorry
I never mean too
Nora: That's what's most troublesome
Calimero: Am sorry
I need someone to love
Am heartbroken
My ex girlfriend left me speechless
Nora: Looks like she left you with plenty of stupid things to say
Calimero: That amber
<picture>
Nora: Why would I want to see her
Calimero: See hurt me
Do you know I almost committed suicide
Nora
Nora: No I don't. Why do you think I want to see her picture
Calimero: Okay am sorry
Nora
<voicemessage>
Hello
Hello
Nora: can you just type what you're saying, I'm not alone now to listen to what you're saying
Calimero: Okay
Nora: waiting
Calimero: I mean I really like you so much and I want to stay with you
Nora: lol. funny you
Calimero: I do am sincerely interested in you
You are my ideal woman
Nora: hahaha, very funny
Calimero: I don't know what I see in you that I can't take off my eyes off your amazing picture
You are really the type of person I want to grow old with
Babe the future is bright
Am not black
Am fair
Nora: Why are you so obsessed with your color?
Calimero: Hmm well it okay
Nora: okay
Calimero: Baby let me know you please
I really wanna cherish you
Be my super woman
And safe my heart
Nora: You don't even know me
Calimero: Yes that why I said please can I know you
Nora you are every man's dream
Nora: And you know that how?
Calimero: You beautiful and got lots of amazing smiles
And I may be right by 65 % that you are nice and friendly to be with
Nora: And you know that how?
Calimero: Babe well looking at you
You different from any other lady on earth
You have this unique smile that make you outstanding
My heart beats for you
And I really have interest in you
I want to build up my entire life with you and grow old with you
Nora: Based on what? Just a smile?
That's deep
Calimero: Babe give me a little space in your heart
I know it occupied with lot of memories
But please πŸ™ just a little space I asked for
Nora: What do you think you know about my memories
Calimero: Babe I think πŸ€” you don't understand me
I said give me a little space in your heart,
I asked for a little bit of space because your heart might be full with lot of thoughts and memories
Nora: and what do you think you know about my memories and about my heart in the first place?
Calimero: Am gonna send you a voice note
<voicemessage>
Nora: Didn't I tell you to type?
Calimero: You really can't understand me very well
When you free
Just listen to it thanks
Enjoy the rest of your day


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Please remove the name from your post. Anyone with questions about this new character, send me a PM.

December 22
Calimero: Hello
What's sup
Nora: Hi. I'm fine
Calimero: Omg
Nora: What happened
Calimero: You have not been replying back
Nora: You refused to type
After I requested you to do so
Calimero: I did
Babe please explain to me exactly what you want in a man?
What exactly do you really want??????
From a man????
I mean a man not a boy???????
Nora: One that is not a lying cheating abusing scumbag
Calimero: Me too
I saw your amazing profile picture which captivated my attention, you smile 😊 make you outstanding and you so bright like diamond in 🌈 sky
Nora: thank you
Calimero: I really like you so much
Nora: Thank you
Calimero: And you??
Nora: I'm glad that you like me
Calimero: For you like me too?????
Nora: Sure I like you
Calimero: Than what we waiting for
Let move it to the next level
Nora: for the titanic to arrive
Calimero: Lol
You busting my head
Lol
Nora: Okay
Calimero: I like you so much
Like die
Nora: you want me dead?
I don't like that
bye now
Calimero: Just kidding
Lol
Hahahah you really have to know I like you so much
You make me smile
You are my ideal type of person
Am sure am gonna be happy with you

December 23
[/color]Calimero: Hello
Why no reply
Now you avoiding
<missed calls>
Nora: STOP DOING THAT!
Calimero: Stop doing what???
Nora: calling
Calimero: Okay
I was bored
You don't know how much I Miss you
Nora: No I don't , but you wished me dead the other day
Calimero: No
I did not
The fact is that you don't really understand me
Nora: I don't think so
Calimero: I was like your are so beautiful
And your beaut is making me go crazy
Nora: you told me to die so it's a strange thing that you were talking about me being beautiful
Calimero: Babe okay listen up now
Because am tired of hiding my feelings
I really have to tell you right now
Am in love with you
And I know that you understand very well
Nora: Okay I understand
Calimero: Since the very first time I begin to chat with you
I started developing feelings
And my body began to react
My soul and body has chosen you
Ma going back to sleep
Nora: You don't even know me
Calimero: how can you say things like this
It love at the first sight
Nora: so tell me what you know about me
Calimero: Babe I wanna know you
Please
Try to understand
My beat for you
Let be open to each other
Nora: that's not an answer
Calimero: Babe I don't really know you
I wanna know you
Nora: Okay
Calimero: babe what job you do?
Nora: I'm an insurance and investment consultant.
I don't even know where you're from
Calimero: Am from Biloxi
And you
Nora: biloxi? Where's that?
Calimero: Mississippi
My parents are African Americans and you?
Lol that why am black
Nora: I'm from the netherlands
Calimero: Wow great
My dream to go they
My best friend Mike is from Netherland
But his late now
Babe
Nora: I don't know mike
did he miss his flight?
Calimero: No mike died with is girlfriend in a car accident
Nora: oh, that's sad
Calimero: Yes
Babe are you in Netherland now
Nora: Yes I am
Calimero: Which city are you in
?
Nora: Amsterdam
Calimero: Okay
That the capital of Netherland right?
Nora: Yes it is
which african country are you originally from?
Calimero: South Africa
That where my grandmother came from
Nora: Okay
Calimero: Yes
Babe please don't hate me because am originally African
Nora: Are you implying I'm racist?
Calimero: Nope
Am not
Just that mike use to say that ladies from Netherland likes only men from Ireland, and England lol am sure he was wrong
Nora: Maybe he was an idiot
Calimero: He's dead now
Am so happy I found you
My soul is overwhelmed
Babe did you eat
Nora: No not yet
What's the time ove rthere?
Calimero: 05:21AM
Very early
What's your time now
Nora: 12:23
Calimero: PM
Or AM
Nora: pm
Calimero: Wow
You at work?
Babe I think you are busy right
Nora: I'm home and I'm cooking
Calimero: Wow
Am coming to eat lol
Am gonna be happy to eat your meal babe
Nora: I don't know you so I'm not inviting you
Calimero: Babe am not in your country common
Am just been silly
Nora: apparently
Calimero: Baby why can't you be my girl
I really want you
Nora: because I don't know you
Calimero: Then what do you wanna no
Tell me?
As any thing?
Ask questions?
I want you to know you as well?
Calimero: I think am waisting my time
Communicating with you
Because you will not love a man like me
You hate my color
Take care and be blessed
Nora: Again you think I'm a racist
What's wrong with you
You think I will like you but you only insult me
Calimero: Am not
You make me look like a shit
That not good
Am a human being for Christ sake
Nora: You make me look like a racist
Calimero: No:
Nora: yes
Calimero: When you see someone loving you
Nora: And I never said a word about your color
You look fucking beautiful but you insult me and I hate that
Calimero: Then why do you keep avoiding me
If you don't wanna make me know you
Or you don't like me
Then kindly inform me quickly
So I can kill all the beautiful feelings I have for you and move on with my life
I have been indoors thinking
Why you doing this to me
I love you
And I wanna know you more and start up a new life
Nora: Instead of whining you should be apologizing now
Calimero: Okay am sorry
I never mean too
Just that I need you in my life
You are my heart desires
Nora: write it on a paper "Nora I'm sorry for insinuating you're racist" Hold it and make a picture of it
then I'll believe you're sincere
Calimero: What
Nora: I was writing English I believe
Calimero: I wanna hear your voice first
Then I do it
Nora: No
Calimero: <missed call>
Nora: Didn't I tell you not to do that?
Ok, bye then. Guess you were never serious and again one of those players

[/color]December 25
[/color]Calimero: You not real
Nora: Thanks
Merry Christmas to you too
I can't see GIFs in messenger lite
What did you send
Calimero: Merry Christmas
Send me a voice note????
<missed call>
Nora: Stop doing that
Calimero: Send me a voice note
And I believe you
Nora: Huh?
Calimero: Yes
Nora: You believe what
Calimero: You real
Nora: Hahahaha
Are you drunk?
Calimero: You not real
I know
Stop using other people's pictures not good
Nora: Seriously?
Calimero: Then prove yourself
Prove me wrong
Nora: I don't need to prove myself to anyone
So because you call me a racist and I don't like it suddenly I'm not real?
Calimero: Show me yours
You don't do voice calls
You don't do video calls
You don't do voice note
Nora: So?
Calimero: And how do you want me to believe you real
Be honest
Nora: Did you give me any reason to trust you?
Calimero: Am real
Am honest
Nora: Congrats
Good for you
Calimero: Lol omo alaye
Nora: You're also acting like a dick
Calimero: Congrats to you
Nora: What are you saying?
Calimero: Keloshele
Nora: ?
Calimero: You said you from Netherland
Nora: Yes
Calimero: And you don't understand
Nora: That's not dutch
Omo is a brand of detergent, but what did the rest mean
Calimero: Lol hustler
Keep hustling
Nora: Dit is nederlands, probeer dat maar eens te vertalen
Calimero: Omo is a detergent in Nigeria
Ola
Na me you wan fool
Nora: You're from South Africa right?
Kan je gewoon Engels schrijven? Ik snap dit niet
Calimero: Abeg live matter
Come make I teach you work
Lol
Nora: Teach me what?
<picture of the dutch omo detergent>
Calimero: Lol πŸ˜‚ you google
Keep doing that
Nora: Whatever
Calimero: Abeg go find another client am not you mugu
<missed call>
Nora: I'm using lite. I can't pick up even if I wanted to
And the way you're acting I don't want to
Calimero: That not true
You be complete fake
Stop acting like a pussy
Nora: Fuck you
Calimero: You lie so much
Dam
Do you wanna kill me with your lies
Netherland
And you don't pick up
Nora: Did it every occur to you to ask for the reason? No. You just assume I'm racist and go taking to me strange what I don't understand because your ego is hurt that I don't pick up your call. We'll let me tell you mister idiot, not every white person is racist and everybody has a life sorry. If you'd only take the time to ask questions about someone instead of only talking about yourself ask the damn time maybe you'd get to know someone. But you're ego stands in the way of that mister "I'm so important". I don't need that kind of drama in my life. Go on, think I'm fake. I don't need your approval in life. You can fuck off now. Rude people like you have no place in my life. I've got enough issues of my own without dealing with yours
Calimero: Hmmmm
You not real please have leave
Am done
Nora: Good because I don't need someone like you in my life. Condescending idiot.
I hope your mother is proud of you
Calimero: Yes she is
very proud of me
I hope your dad is also proud of a fake ass daughter like you
That can never prove herself
Keep using people pictures to deceive good persons like me
Fake
Your a pussy
Nora: Leave me alone
I can see why you're still single
Calimero: Yes
I am
Prove yourself
Nora: Fuck yourself
For a moment I really thought you were nice and I thought of giving you a chance. Thank you for showing your true self to me on time
Calimero: I gave you my heart
But you not been genuine
How can I trust you now
Is it possible to love someone that you have not see her face move
Or her voice
Think about it
Let been honest
And you where like calling me idiot
Dicks head
And lot of nasty words
Nora: You're calling me racist and fake
Calimero: Am a grown man
I want a serious relationship
Nora: And I never called you dickhead, just dick. Maybe I should've
Calimero: Am tired of meeting fake people here
That is the hype am been careful
If you sad you wanna give me a chance
Then why make things difficult
For me
You not open minded or easy going
You kind of been difficult and hard
You pick up fault
You base in Netherland and you can't pick up calls
Nora: You're being narrow-minded
Calimero: I use lite
And I make calls
With it
Nora: I don't want to pick up calls and it's impossible in lite
Calimero: Really
Do you wanna bet
It make calls
Nora: I don't see how, doesn't matter because I don't do it anyway
Calimero: Don't make me call you a liar
Send me a voice note
So I will be sure am chatting with the right person
Nora: Don't make me call you a dickhead
Calimero: It that a big thing to do
Fuck off you are a complete fake ass
I can't keep waisting my time
On you
Nora: Messenger lite can make calls. I use Facebook lite. It can't
Calimero: It can
Then download a messager
So saying shit
Nora: No
<screenshot>
Tell me where the call button is
Calimero: Send me your number
I call you now
Nora: You really want me to call you a dickhead don't you
Calimero: Lol πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
Just imagine
Nora: At least something must be wrong with you if you can't understand the word no
Calimero: Send me your number
Is a problem
Nora: No
I don't trust you
Calimero: You funny
Nora: You're rude
Calimero: You like. Me
Nora: No I don't like you anymore
Calimero: And I think you have feelings for me
Yee you do
I feel it
Nora: Good for you
Calimero: πŸ˜‚ I love you
Yes you do too
Lol we gonna make a good relationship
Okay
Nora: I don't think so
Calimero: Yes
Because we just should our bad side
And now you understand my annoyance
You can take your bad side to another woman and call her fake
Babe I swear if hear your voice
Am gonna trust you for ever
Nora: Ahw, that's cute
I have nothing to prove. You believe me or you don't. Your choice, not my problem
Calimero: Then are you saying am not gonna hear your voice
Nora: Exactly
Calimero: Then have a nice day
Nora: You too
Calimero: I gonna find πŸ” some else
Lot of fish 🎏 in the river
Nora: Exactly
Calimero: No I know why your ex left you
Sorry
Keep searching
Nora: oh enlighten me please. Why did he?
Calimero: No
Check your life
And ask yourself
Why is my life like this
Nora: Stop talking about shit you don't know a fucking thing about
Calimero: Why is your life like this?
Nora: I was the one who left him. So talk shit all you want but I'm tired of your insults
Calimero: That how you gonna leave me too
Am so lucky
Nora: Fuck you
Calimero: You wanna break my heart
And send me to hell
No
That not gonna work
Nora: You want to be an asshole who thinks he knows all about everyone.
Guess what
You are
But you know nothing about me
Calimero: You have a heart of a lion
Change babe
2020 is close
Nora: At least I have one
Calimero: Drop your pass away
And start up a new life
Today is Christmas
All you do is to insult me
Nora: And you ruined it for me
Thank you
Calimero: What type of a horrible woman are you
You so hard and difficult
Nora: Wow. Thanks again
Calimero: You don't smile
You always angry
And upset
You feel so aggressive
Nora: You gave me no reason to. Look at how you treat me
Calimero: Like a tiger
That not good
You beautiful
Nora: Is that supposed to give me warm fuzzy feelings?
Calimero: And you deserve the best
Make things right
And stop being wicked
Life is fantastic
No one is ready to die
But you actually acting like you wanna leave this world soon
Stop it
Been aggressive is not good
Just a voice note
That you will download a WhatsApp or Google hangouts or a Facebook messager and send is a difficult thing for you
You really have to stop such life
Life is too short
Nora: You're being egocentric. You don't care at all about what I tell you
Calimero: That it you will never change
Do you wanna keep leaving in bondage
Nevermind
I am not gonna disturb you anymore
You hate me fro the start
So why am I complaining
Nora: I didn't hate you. I'm just being careful
Calimero: No you
I new it
Am a white good looking guy
You will be so happy
Nora: You're not white
Calimero: Am very sure you been the one asking me for my number
Am white
Nora: No i wouldn't
Calimero: Yes you will
Nora: You're feeling so sorry for yourself ask the time that it doesn't even occur to you to inform
Calimero: All white girls and men are racist no matter what
They all have a racist blood in them
Including you
No matter how they try to fight it
Is still there
Nora: Fuck you
Calimero: You can't hide it
Accept it
You ex his white
And you know
That from your childhood you only good out with with friends
In your school
So accept it
It not your
Nora: Done with the pity party?
Calimero: It nature
Okay
You hate me so much
Nora: One of my best friends is black. More than you
So don't you dare calling me a racist
Calimero: And you call me dickhead and so idiot
That what racist say to back
You using a racist language
On me
Nora: No that's what I say to people who act stupid
If I would be racist is insult you by your colour and I can never do that
Calimero: You call me stupid
Yes am stupid
Stupid people always do stupid things and get to the top
You so insulting
Nora: Likewise
Calimero: I told you
You have a lion heart
Nora: At least I have one and I guard it
With a good reason
Calimero: Am sure if am close to you
By now am dead
You can kill
You heart is evil
Change
Am sure you are an assassin sent to destroy my life with your harmful words
You dangerous
Leave me alone
Nora: I have been married for almost 10 years and my ex husband abused me badly. It doesn't matter what you think of it. I'm glad I got away and I didn't feel safe for a long time. I have been living in constant fear for years. Not that you cared to even inform about any of this because you're to busy feeling sorry for yourself and insulting me
Call me evil. So be it
Calimero: Do you have the heart of forgiveness in you????
Have you ever forgive those that hurt you in your past?
Do you know the meaning of forgiveness?
Can you forgive and forget??
Nora: Ask yourself
Calimero: You see you very difficult
You have been subjected to racism so you think everybody is racist
You should ask yourself if you can forgive
Your heart is like a strong rock very strong
You keep holding things of the past
Keep holding things of the past and you will never make it in life
Am not ugly okay
I love my life
I love my world
Nora: I know you're not. You're very handsome
Calimero: I love myself
Nora: It's your character that's not as beautiful as your looks
Calimero: So if you chose to hate me keep on doing that okay
Because am not happy with you
You treat me like shit
Am not gonna take it
If you where hurt by your ex
Am not your ex
Nora: I know you're not my ex but you treat me bad
Calimero: <pictures of woman>
Nora: Don't send me pictures of woman
Calimero: Now you see right
Those ladies I sent you their pics want me to date them
They are all white ladies
But I turn them down
Because I don't love them
I go with what my heart decides
Am not a cheater or a deceiver
So don't think that because my heart selected you and chose you
Then you decided to destroy me with your words
Please enjoy your life
I pray you find you heart soul mate
Nora: Can you please stop this now
Calimero: I believe you will find a loving man to love you
Nora: <5 second voice message>
Calimero: Hmmmm what you saying
That wired
Nora: It's called Dutch.
Happy now?
Calimero: You not speaking
English
Nora: Of course I am. I speak both
Calimero: Then speak English please
Nora: <same message in english>
I'm removing messenger again now
Calimero: No please don't
Please don't
Nora: Already did
I'm done proving myself to someone who doesn't want to believe me but only wants to wallow in self pity
Calimero: <voicemessage>
Did you listen to my voice message
Try and listen to it
Did you got what I sent you
Did you listen to my voice message
Nora: Yes I did
Calimero: Hope we good now
Do you want a relationship with me?
Nora: Huh?
Calimero: Yes
You know I love you
And I know you love me too
Nora: You were mean to me and said things I don't even understand in some strange language
Calimero: Honestly am so sorry
I apologize
Forgive me
I love you so much but I was feeling like you ain't gonna do the same
Hello
How are you doing
Na you see why I was so ensure asking you for your number
Good night
Nora: You still didn't tell me what it was that you said to me this morning in that strange language
Calimero: Lol writing rubbish
You view my story
Nora: and what does that rubbish mean?
Calimero: Hmmm am tired
You not ready to make thing work
I believe you will find someone special and someone you will love
Take care
Nora: If I'm not ready I wouldn't talk to you. You're hiding things
Calimero: Am not
The mean fact is that you are not ready to let the pass go away
Nora: The fact is that I asked you what you said this morning in that language I don't know. I do know is not South African because that's like a mix between Dutch and English and I can understand that partially. I don't like it when someone says things to me I don't understand and doesn't explain. I translated my Dutch words for you this morning. Why is it so hard for you to do the same?
Calimero: If I can call you this would have been so easy
Does words mean nothing
I don't know what you did to me that I can't stop communicating with you
Am in love with you
What have you done to me?????????????????!
It takes you a hole day to reply to me

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think your lad might be bipolar...like seriously. All that self deprecating is not a good look.

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^^^ definitely a phrase one would expect a South African man living in Mississippi to say. Me thinks there is more to this story.
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I don't want to anticipate anything, but... everyone here knows what's going to happen! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like it's ending before it really started, but he's been an amusing hothead so I'll post the chats anyway

December 26
Calimero: Now you avoid me
Nora: It's Christmas dummy. I'm spending some days with my family
Calimero: Okay babe
Honey please why can't I have your number
Because it very important
Am sure you have WhatsApp
Nora: You still don't tell me the meaning of those words, but I guess Google might help me figure it out
Calimero: Am a young man and you are a young woman
Nora: I have no WhatsApp. It's the most privacy invading app ever invented
Calimero: So can I have your number
Please
I love you so much
Nora: You just ignore what I tell you
Calimero: The word is
You rude to me
And you decide to hate people
That what it mean
Nora: Okay
That wasn't too hard right?
Calimero: No
Nora: What's the language?
Calimero: Zulu
Please can we let that go away
Honey 2020 is close
I want you to tell me now?
Are you interested me
YES OR NO
Nora: Yes I am
Calimero: Okay thanks my love
Am also interested in you as well
Seriously you are the woman I wanna be with
And grow old with
Am so sorry if I said anything to hurt you
It because
I was so jealous that you gonna say goodbye to me
Am sorry
That is in the past now
Nora: I know. I told you I have forgiven you right
Calimero: I promise never to say any bad words
I love you too baby
Honey please join me to build this relationship strong
Nora: Gtg. Ttyl
Calimero: Because without you and can't
Send me your number?
Honey
If I could give you one thing in life, I'd give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me.
I will never promise you everything on earth, but I’ll promise you everything my heart brings out because you own my heart.....
Please my love send me your number
Hello
Nora: Do you really love me the way I do for you
I think you don't even care
This is how you wanna punish me
You keep abandoning me for ours
All I asked is love not punishment
Don't use love as a weapon to hurt πŸ€• me
If you care about me
You will always try your best to check on me
But you don't even care
You only have time for yourself
And you are where that I don't even have your cell phone number
Or your Gmail address
Or WhatsApp contact to reach you
I tried all my best to πŸ™ please you
I am a man who gives his partner attention
And stand for her
Any time she needs me
I can't keep looking at your pictures everyday
Because am tired of waiting for your message
This is not love ❀️
Love is a very strong emotional feeling which a person developed for his opposite sex
Am too emotional and when I love ❀️ I ❀️ love till the end
Stop hurting me Nora
Am a human being like you
Do you want me to get drunk and do something stupid to myself
I already apologized 😭 for calling you a racist, and saying bad words to you
Why can't you forgive me please
And learn to trust me
Am a simple person and honest
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NORA
Nora: I have forgiven you and if I remember correctly I told you I'm spending some days with my family. I'll be home on Sunday
Calimero: Then why are you making things difficult for me
Do you really wanna experience the word true love
Nora: Because I'm spending time with my family? How is that making things difficult for you
Calimero: You not giving me attention
Am a man that like to give my attention to my partner
Nora: I AM SPENDING SOME TIME WITH MY FAMILY
I don't see them much. Can I have your permission please?
Calimero: Lol πŸ˜‚ honey you just make me smile
Enjoy your day okay
Please stay happy
Is just that I keep seeing you all over my thoughts and memories
Nora: Thank you dear. I'm thinking about you too
Calimero: Really that's not true lol πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ now I smile again
Nora: Ok then it's not
As you wish
Calimero: Come my love
Am kidding
You really have to understand your me
I'm confused
Can I send you a voice note
So you understand me better
Nora: I can't listen to it now. I have no headphones and have to keep the volume down
Calimero: So what your subjection
Should I do the voice note
Or not my love
Nora: I can't listen to it
So let chat then
I wanna ask you a question
And I need a honest and sincere answer?
Nora: Okay. Ask
It 3 Important Questions
1. DO YOU REALLY LOVE ME?
It was one, now it's three. You drive a hard bargain
2. DO YOU REALLY WANNA SPEND YOUR REST OF LIFE WITH ME?
3. ARE YOU READY TO START A NEW LIFE WITH ME IN 2020?
I look forward to your answers
Nora: 1 answer
I really like you a lot but I'm hurt very badly in the past and it takes time for me to really trust someone
Calimero: Hmmm have a blessed day

December 27
Calimero: You refuse to answer your questions number 2 and 3
You left without saying a good night
Go check my latest post that I tagged you
And see what I wrote
Definition of Friendship
by Friends.com
​If you look in the dictionary it will tell you that the definition of friendship is a state of being friends; friendly relation, or attachment, to a person, or between persons; affection arising from mutual esteem and good will; friendliness; amity; good will. That all sounds nice, but it doesn’t cover the fact that a true friendship is a relationship that can survive the test of time and remain unconditional.
Friendship for most people is a combination of affection, loyalty, love, respect, and trust. The general traits of a friendship include similar interests, mutual respect and an attachment to each other, and in order to experience friendship, you need to have true friends. The emotional safety provided by friendship means not having to weigh your thoughts and measure words. True friendship is when someone knows you better than yourself and takes a position in your best interests in a crisis. Friendship goes beyond just sharing time together, and it is long lasting.
If you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.”
β€œA friend is a single soul dwelling in two bodies
Every relationship is unique, and people come together for many different reasons. Part of what defines a healthy relationship is sharing a common goal for exactly what you want the relationship to be and where you want it to go. And that’s something you’ll only know by talking deeply and honestly with your partner. However, there are also some characteristics that most healthy relationships have in common. Knowing these basic principles can help keep your relationship meaningful, fulfilling and exciting whatever goals you’re working towards or challenges you’re facing together.
Honestly you not communicating with me
Nora: If you know so much about friendship then I don't understand why you forgot that I am spending some days with my family
Calimero: Then I can't you just a minute hi
Nora: What?
Calimero: Just feeling tired
Nora: I didn't understand what you were saying
Calimero: I mean am tired feeling weak
Have a nice day
Nora: Have some rest. We'll talk another time
Calimero: What I meant was that even do you are with your family
Can't you just write to me for one minute
That what am trying to say
Not keeping quiet on me for a very long time
It very painful when you are given some one your attention
And the person do not regard it
It hurts so much
Change honey
Do to you partner what you want him to do to you
Nora: Oh. I see. So that means you want me to complain all the time right?
Calimero: Honey all I need from you is attention
That's all I ask for
Nora: You have it so why are you complaining
Calimero: Honestly I want a woman that doesn't nag I hate nagging woman and a woman that complain a lot
Baby please can you take your past life away
Let it go
Nora: You're the one nagging and complaining all the time here
Calimero: Please
Am not
Nora: Okay
Calimero: Imagine we are married now and arrive home from work with out seeing you home
What do you want me to think
Am gonna be scared
I don't wanna lose you
Nora: Looked a heck of a lot like complaining
I told you I'm with my family so it's not like I disappeared from the face of the earth
I'll be home on Monday
Calimero: Okay baby
It not my fault
Am too emotional when am in love
Am to much I love with you
And it getting in to my head
Is just like I wanna be with you every single day
Nora: Okay
I'll have more time to chat next week
Calimero: Honey I need your number
You are my fiance
Nora: I didn't agree to marry you yet
Calimero: Treat me like you care
Nora: Stop acting like a cry baby. That's really not attractive at all
Calimero: So what do you really want
What type of affairs do you want?
I wanna know
It important so I can be sure
On how to hold down my feelings
Before I hurt my heart
Yes it's important
What type of relationship do you want
I need to know
???
Nora: I just need to take this one step at a time. I'm scared to dive off the deep end and get hurt again
Calimero: Both of us has been deeply hurt and wounded
This lady broke my heart
I was wounded
I thought of committing suicide
I was 100% tired of the world
I choose to die and rest in peace
That's why I was calling you a racist
Do to the pains
I need something very serious
That we end up in marriage
So if you are not ready for that kindly inform me
Am getting older every day
I feel jealous to see my friends smiling and having fun with their wife
That was another reason you see me typing so much to you
Well I know you don't understand
I gonna give you a break to think and also minimize my chat level with you
Because I see you have never been with a man who is badly in love with you.
Have a nice day
I need to cry away my pains
You can call me a little child
I don't care my heart ❀️ has been broken πŸ’”
Enjoy yourself
And I pray you fine a man that loves you the way I do
Am gonna take some sleep pills πŸ’Š so I can sleep and relax my life
Nora: Ok. Goodnight. Sleep well
Calimero: You're right though. I've never been with someone that wanted to talk to me so much. My ex just wanted to beat me
Am not already to talk
Anymore
My heart is hurt

December 28
Calimero: NORA LISTEN OK
I CAN'T CONTINUE TO LOVE SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T TRUST ME OR BELIEVE IN ME
I think am wasting my time on you.
1. I asked you three important questions, you answer just 1
2. I asked for your cell phone number.
you keep pretending you never saw the question
3. I asked you to leave Facebook messengers?
You refused and took it out, and this makes communication difficult
4. I asked you to download WhatsApp messenger?
Which can enable us to call each other and to more about ourselves, but you refuse
5. I asked you too be my fiance? But you turned me down
I have come to the conclusion of the communication with you because I have found out that when a woman loves or likes a man, she obey and cherish his words,
But in your own case is different, instead of doing what I pleaded for, you turn it into argument, and complain, I think your heart is still full with things of the past and bitterness
Am not your Ex husband who treated you bad and abused you,
Am a different person completely
, so what am saying is this,
I want you to move on with your life and find a man that is ready to tolerate such attitude and character
I will always pray for you and I believe you will see your dream man that you will obey his words and cherish him
Take care and good bye
When you are ready for a serious relationship God will prepare a good man like me for you to love and trust
Luke
(Nora's friend, also one of my characters) is there for my
Enjoy your life with the street boy
Nora: Wow
Calimero: NORA LISTEN OK
I CAN'T CONTINUE TO LOVE SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T TRUST ME OR BELIEVE IN ME
I think am wasting my time on you.
1. I asked you three important questions, you answer just 1
2. I asked for your cell phone number.
You keep pretending you never saw the question
3. I asked you to leave Facebook messengers?
You refused and took it out, and this makes communication difficult
4. I asked you to download WhatsApp messenger?
Which can enable us to call each other and to more about ourselves, but you refuse
5. I asked you too be my fiance? But you turned me down
Nora: I thought that when a man loves a woman he can have some patience to wait for her to be ready, but you're just an asshole who makes me develop feelings for you only to turn me away.
1. I gave one answer to the the questions combined And I told you that. You didn't even bother to read.
2. I told you I don't make calls ever. You never informed about the reason, which is hard for me to talk about, you just keep complaining about it and giving me more stress.
3. I have told you why I only use Facebook lite. It's not good for a man to try to bully a woman and disrespect her decisions
4. Same answer as 3.
5. With the way you behave you make me very reluctant to accept.
Calimero: I have come to the conclusion of the communication with you because I have found out that w ashen a woman loves or likes a man, she obey and cherish his words,
But in your own case is different, instead of doing what I pleaded for, you turn it into argument, and complain, I think your heart is still full with things of the past and bitterness
Am not your Ex husband who treated you bad and abused you,
Am a different person completely
, so what am saying is this,
I want you to move on with your life and find a man that is ready to tolerate such attitude and character
I will always pray for you and I believe you will see your dream man that you will obey his words and cherish him
I deleted all our chats
Because it contains anger and complaining
You said you like me a lot but you refuse to contact me
Am so gentle in heart
And soft in my soul
Let just be friends because I have gone through your posts
It full of anger and provocation
And I see you have lot of admired so enjoy your life okay
You can accept someone else
<picture>
That a woman that gave me her number and Email address
To contact her
Any time I want to, this is a sign of been serious
But you decide to take me for granted
You keep insulting me
You nag
You get angry so quick
You bully me a lot with your words
You hate me so much
And you can't love again because of what your Ex did to you
Better free you heart and move on
If not you will kill yourself with depression
Have a nice day
Nora: I have seen you do nothing but complaining for days now
But as you wish
I'll leave you alone
Bye
Calimero: Why can't you give me your number
If you love me
Love is a word from the heart
Not from the mouth
You lied to me
I was fooled by your words
I don't complain
Am only speaking from my heart
<a lot of insulting voicemessages full of complaints and blames>
I love you
Do you love me?????
Hello

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What a pathetic little whiner. Jumps from "hello" to "I love you" in 30 seconds, and then the rest is pure whining, abuse and then more whining. I canΒ΄t understand how you put up with idiots like this. My sincere compliments!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Because he takes his abuse so well Laughing

December 29
Calimero: You
Nora I need you so much
Am sorry
Honey
Baby please
Forgive me
You know I love you so much
Please
You have seen my message and no reply
I resent you friend request

1. You accuse me of stupid shit which I explained to you already but you always twist my words
2. You tell me you love me but you unfriend me
3. I told you I'm spending time with my family and I didn't have as much time to chat and you're complaining about it again
4. You keep calling me when I tell you not to do that.
5. All of this shows me that you don't even have an ounce of respect for me
Calimero: Baby we are meant for each other
Am sorry
Please forgive me okay
That's in the past now
I respect you so much
I have never fall in love like this
I know all the arguments and complains have really help us to understand each other
Nora: So you think you can insult me and treat me bad, disregard my boundaries and insult me some more and I just forget that because you asked?
Please come back to me your love
Nora: Remember YOU are the one to say you were not interested anymore. Not me
Calimero: Please honey
Why will you been so strong in heart to forgive
I love you so much
I was mislead
Nora: mislead by who? All those other girls you're texting?
Calimero: No stop saying that
My friend
Honey go accept my friend request okay
We are for each other
I have got to my pastors
And also 2 great men of God that told me you are my wife
Honey my pastors said you have been disappointed and abused by you ex that why you are finding it difficult to love and trust me
He said with time you will love me and we are going to make a great family in 2020
Am so happy now
Please I will treat you special
Honey am happy that all this fighting has giving me the strength and courage to love you more and more
Now am applying a high level of understanding and knowledge to handle this relationship very well
My Queen can't you see that despite all the insults, accusations, quarreling and disrespect you did not block me because of the love and respect you have for me
Am so sorry I did not see all this
That is why I seek help from the great men of God the speck with the spirit of the lord
Honey am here to change all your worries okay
So let be happy
Nora: Didn't I tell you not to call me at least 50 times now?
What's wrong with you?
Calimero: What is wrong with me is that am going crazy for your love
Honey I love you so much
Nora: So you can't read what I sent you
STOP CALLING ME OR I'LL BLOCK YOUR ASS
UNDERSTAND?
(He keeps calling a LOT)

December 30
Calimero: Honey while will you say that
So all this while am writing you can't reply back to me
All what you care is blocking me
Do you really love me
Hey,
WhatsApp Messenger is a fast, simple and secure app that I use to message and call the people I care about.
Get it for free at https://www.whatsapp.com/download/
Nora: I told you I don't use WhatsApp and I don't call
You don't respect me at all
Calimero: Why are you doing this
I respect you
So much
But you are using your love as a weapon to hurt me
It really unfair
You only chat with me when you want too
Nora: And you're only accusing me. It's that love?
Calimero: Then give me attention
And stop torturing me
I have never loved anyone like this before
Nora: It might be a hell of a lot nicer to give you attention of you'd stop with the accusing and whining for once
Calimero: I stopped
Let stop all this
I can I make you happy
You told me that you where spending time with family
That you gonna arrive your house today
And you chat well with me
Not you refuse
Nora: I am and I am tired of hearing complains all the time
Is that how a man behaves? Whining is for little boys
Calimero: Baby
Don't am sorry my queen
Nora: I have to get to the office. I'm late
Calimero: I have left everyone for you
Please forgive me
Please
Am sorry
My wife please πŸ™
Have a heart to for give
My wife please
Temper justice with mercy okay
My wife
NORA (Calimero's lastname)
I love you Nora
Say you love me too
<lots of pictures, he keeps doing that all the time as well>
Nora: Damn you're cute
Why are you single?
Calimero: Good question
I have been looking for a real woman
Every one that comes my way always want to break my heart
Nora: Plenty of those
Calimero: Real woman I mean
Yes
So all this while I have been searching for the right one
Until I meet you
Nora: What about those pictures of other woman you sent me?
Calimero: That's why I have been bringing up issues so I could know if you really love me
Those women are cheat
Nora: What the fuck
You've been bullying me on purpose?
Don't show me those cute pictures. It's distracting me
You're doing it on purpose
Calimero: Yes I will confess
Yes I did
I wanna be sure if you will stay with me no matter the situation we both find ourselves
Honey you husband is a tall man
And caring
And also hard working man
Nora: I should be pissed off right now
Calimero: That me CALIMERO
Am sorry it will never happen again okay
Nora: Okay. I hope it won't
Calimero: Yes my love
Promise
Nora: Okay. I believe you. I missed you when I was gone
Calimero: When you where gone where?
Nora: To my family
Calimero: Okay my wife
Honey how is my in-law doing
Nora: They're fine
Calimero: Your father and mother
Nora: My dad is still angry about the divorce
Calimero: When next you going
We go together okay
Nora: I don't know yet
Calimero: Tell you dad not to worry okay
I understand his annoyance
Nora: He likes my ex
Calimero: Oh now I see
Don't worry about it please
But I really wanna know
Who seek for the divorce?
You or him?
Nora: Me
Calimero: Okay honey
Am sorry for everything okay
It's not your fault
Don't worry I believe God knows these best
Nora: My dad just doesn't like me very much at the moment
Honey does you ex has lot of wealth that makes your dad to love him
Nora: Yes
At least he had
I took a lot from him in the divorce
Calimero: Okay sweetie I'm sorry for everything okay
God knows why everything happens this way
Nora: I guess
Calimero: Honey I will not call you on video call or voice calls anymore
I will respect you and treat you like my own life
You mean so much to me
Nora: Thank you. That's very considerate
I don't use hangouts, but I have email. <snipped>
Calimero: Okay my love
Thanks for your Email 😭 am so sorry for been so rude to you now I feel bad for my attitude
I just been more patient and considerate
I knew you will give me attention and your Email and phone number
But my friends that I told about how I feel about you deceive me it so painful
Am sorry
Nora: What do your friends have to do with us
Calimero: Now I cry for not trusting you
It all my fault
I never knew you where telling me the truth to came down
That you will tell me everything
My I blame myself for everything
Am sorry
Please my lovely sweet Nora find a way in your heart to forgive me
It will never happen again I promise
Nora: That doesn't explain what you were saying about your friends
Calimero: Yes he told me that you will never go into a relationship with me because you will be like others
That will break your heart
but now I have blocked home for good
I don't want anyone to distract me anymore in this relationship
I love you my soulmate
Nora: I don't like your friends
Calimero: My wife don't worry
His got forever
Nora: forever how?
Calimero: I have told him that his plans has failed
Because he wants to take away my happiness
Honey let be very careful of the types of friends we share our relationship secrets with
Because many people wants you sad
I have blocked him form contact me
Nora: what do you mean? I shouldn't tell anyone about us?
Calimero: And I have told the CEO of the company to transfer him to a different place
Nora: ceo of what company exactly?
Calimero: What I mean is that we should mind the type of friends we keep okay
The building company where I work
By Friday he will be transferred
Nora: Okay
Calimero: So forever I will never see the ugly face again
You are my wife
And I will respect you my wife
No more distractions and disrespect
Am sorry
Nora: Okay, I guess that's good then
Calimero: Honey are you actually at work now?
Nora: why are you asking?
Calimero: Nothing just wanna know my wife pretty wife to be is?
Hope is not a crime for me to know where you are??????
Nora: But I already told you. Are you doubting me?
Calimero: Sorry I can't remember
Nora: okay
Calimero: So hope you don't mind telling me?
Nora: No of course not. I already did
Calimero: Okay
I checked
But honey please you really have to been easy on me
I know you are very strict but free your heart okay
So we can make a happy home
I'm sure we can
Lol I will never stop loving you
Honey what's your best food
Nora: pizza
Calimero: what's yours?
Lol really honey just pizza
You don't need any protein
Like chicken, beef
My is chicken, rice and salad lol
Nora: I like pizza more
Calimero: Okay
Do you smoke weed
Do you drink alcohol?
Like vodka
Whisky
Nora: Are those trick questions?
Calimero: I just wanna know
Omg God
Why are you not free
Nora: I don't smoke, but I drink
on occasion
and now you're going to tell me you hate woman who drink and never speak to me again
right?
Calimero: That okay then
Nora: so bye now
Calimero: Lol
I drink too
Haha you been so stuffed please free your mind
Am never gonna ask you any questions again?
You not easy on me?
Look what you have in mind
You said good bye quickly this make me scared
It has been like that forever. When a girl says she likes booze she'll be convicted
Love is meant to last forever
Now you do the talking because am speechless
You keep attacking all my words
I think positive thoughts about you
Nora: I thought it was meant to last forever, but look how I ended up
Calimero: But you think negative
Not good
Nora: Okay. Then I'll go back to work. I can see you're back to whining
Calimero: Honestly inside of my heart truly I love you so much
And I want you to do the same
I understand your past life
But I do
Nora: you just like nagging so much and I hate it
Calimero: No I only ask you question not nagging
Don't be strict on me
Am trying all my best to understand you
When will you be done from work
Nora: I'm home now
Calimero: Okay have a good night sleep well
Nora: It's a bit early for that
Calimero: Okay you eat dinner
Nora: Have done that
Calimero: Okay
Do you chat another man
Nora: Why ask that?
Calimero: Wanna know
Nora: Yes I do
Calimero: Hmmmm
Enjoy
Nora: What?
Calimero: You keep talking to others men
It good
Happy for you
Nora: Am I not allowed to have friends?
I don't like that overbearing thing you've got going on there
If I was cheating would I tell you about it?
Calimero: Do what you want
It a free world
Nora: fine
good night
Calimero: I'm not stopping you from anything
Nora: Okay
Calimero: Me don't want problems
Good wife talk to only one man
And faithful
Nora: I am faithful, doesn't mean I don't have friends
If you've seen my timeline you know exactly what I'm doing, it's not a secret
Calimero: Okay it alright
When are we meeting each other
Nora: I don't know. And I'm not happy with you now
Calimero: How what wrong I do again?
What bad thing I say?
You treating me bad not good, every day you find fault in me
β›” Stop doing this life style not good
A decent woman who is really ready to get married cherish her man so much
But am the one doing everything
Nora: You ask if I'm talking to other man, I'm being honest and not hiding things from you yet you get annoyed with me
what do you want me to do? Lie to you?
No matter what I do it's wrong in your eyes
Calimero: Nora am not ugly
So stop treating me like a beast
I stop talking to toher man
Nora: I didn't know you're gay
Calimero: I stop talking to another woman
Am not gay stop it wrong typing
Lol
Nora: you said you stopped talking to other men
Calimero: It a mistake I deleted quickly
Stop acting so weird
Nora: deleting it doesn't change the fact that you said it
Calimero: What wrong with you oh my gosh
No this something else
Nora: Nothing wrong with me except for a fiancee that's jealous for no good reason
Calimero: Honey what is your plans tell me
Because you really acting so weird and stuff
I trying all my best to make you smile but still yet you refuse to laugh
Nora: You made me smile this morning but then you started acting weird again
Calimero: Am easy going man if you really understand me
A lot of ladies love me
But I don't care
I go for what my heart want
I make my friends happy
Nora: that's great.
Calimero: You are the only woman I have met that is little stubborn
Many keep calling my cell phone
Nora: good for you
Mostly ladies from California USA
Nora: I thought you said you're not talking to other woman
Calimero: Me with my friends in Florida
Yes that was then
You have to stop talking to other men if not I will go back to another woman and continue
Nora: So you're really threatening to cheat on me because I'm planning an event with some friends
Classy
Calimero: If you really want me then stop hurting my feelings
Nora: then stop being an asshole
Calimero: Hmmm I hate 😑 it when you call me that name asshole
No I can't stand that name
I think you completely a crazy woman
You don't respect me and you want everything
You insulted me more than five times and I told you how painful it is
And you keep treating me bad
Listen am cute and handsome so if I love you I love you don't take that as advantage to hurt me
You call a man you said you love an asshole
That really disgusting
Nora: And you want to isolate me from my friends. That's not something a nice man would do
Calimero: That's bad attitude
In America you don't insult people
You love your partner
You don't insult them
Nora: Same in Europe, and here you don't tell your partner she can't have friends
what did you want me to do? Lie to you?
tell me
I'm being honest and punished for it

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's mister loverboy... see the reason I call him Calimero, he has an egghead and he keeps whining that life is unfair
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December 31
Calimero: Honey honestly I want a good marriage life with you and a happy children with you
You don't think about all this good life
You went on chatting with other men and you what me to be happy πŸ˜€ right?
No I can't , it not right and am not happy about it,
A well decent and dedicated wife will respect and husband and keep her marriage safe
Because at the process of talking with other guys
You will start listening to one of the men conversations and then you find him interesting and you will break up with me again
So tell me is it that type of life you want to live
am sure you have female friends you can chat them not male
Because I Do that to you am very sure you will hate me
So do the same to me
Nora: I was taking to him because he's the one to arrange the location for an event tomorrow. Seriously. You're gonna nag about that as well? I've been honest with you and all you do is complain
Not fair
Calimero: Okay I forgive you
Nora: For what?
What did I do wrong
But don't cheat on me
Because am faithful to you
Nora: What did I do wrong
Calimero: You did not tell me you where chatting with another man
Until I found out
Nora: I DID TELL YOU
I WASN'T HIDING ANYTHING
IT'S ALL OVER MY TIMELINE FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE
Calimero: Okay
Now you are my favorite
Don't betray my love for you
Nora: Ugh
What makes you think I would
You don't trust me even when I'm honest and you always find fault in me. You're looking like my ex more and more every day
What's next?
Calimero: Stop
I trust you
Am not you ex
And I can never be him
Nora: Apparently you don't trust me
Calimero: Stop I do Omg
I love you so much
You are the air I breathe
Nora I sincerely love you so much
So stop thinking πŸ€” other wise
You got you passed life in your head so much
Let it go
Nora: I want to but that's hard with the way you're treating me
Calimero: Okay am sorry my sweet heart nora
You know I have been apologizing form the start
Nora: Maybe it's time to start treating me better instead of apologizing
Calimero: Than let me call you
And express my feelings
Nora: NO
Calimero: Am tired of typing everyday
Nora: Okay, then don't
Calimero: Why
Honey when will I talk to you one on one
When will I hear the voice of the woman am falling in love with
Nora: When we're standing face to face
Calimero: Are you scared of my voice lol
Nora: you don't get it and you don't want to understand. Everything is always about you
Calimero: At least just one phone call
It necessary
You can ask anyone
Nora: Bye now
Calimero: You don't love I know bye then
That's what you keep saying
Nora: I love, but you don't respect
Calimero: Oh really
I respect you allot but you don't care
Calimero: You keep raising up anger 😠 I don't understand
What kind of a woman that is full with anger 😠 and annoyance
That really dangerous
Nora: I keep telling you I don't want to call but you keep insisiting, how is that showing respect?
Calimero: I have told you am not your ex husband you beat you up and put in hatred and anger in you
explain that
Why can you call
With out a good reason
You told me that Facebook light doesn't call
But when I call it rings
Am so surprised
I have told you am not your ex husband you beat you up and put in hatred and anger in you
Nora: I don't have a pick up button, I don't see when someone calls, only after someone calls I can see a notification that it happened. That's how it works and even if I could I don't want to
I told you that
Calimero: If I don't love you I will not put my time on you
So you wanna say you don't call anyone or receive calls
Nora: yes that's what I'm saying
Calimero: Be honest?
Nora: Do I have any reason to lie to you?
Calimero: So incredible
So including your siblings, parents, boss at work, friends and colleagues?
Nora: exactly
And they don't nag about it. They know my reasons and respect it
Calimero: You do call them?
Nora: No
Calimero: Will you take anger 😠 and temper out from your life
You ex has left you and you are now divorced
Free you heart and start a great life
Life is short
Nora: I know, so I don't like to be annoyed all the damn time
Calimero: Am so tired of this bullshit because you are the first person I have met in my life that doesn't make phone call am still wondering the voice message you sent me
How you do that since you don't talk
Am so worried 😟
Nora: I talk
face to face
Calimero: Send me a voice message
Am waiting
Tell me why you love me?????
Nora: I AM NOT SENDING YOU MORE VOICE MESSAGES
STOP NAGGING FOR HEAVENS SAKE
Calimero: Thank make me not too you are actually been secretly
Am so worried 😟
You give orders and when I say a word you put all the blame on me
Then I will keep apologizing like am a stupid idiot
And you will say am nagging
And later you will call me an asshole as usual
Nora: Do I?
Calimero: Yes
Nora: I didn't today
Calimero: Okay
What you doing now
Hello
Honey download messenger and talk to me
I want to hear your voice
Nora: I'm going to block you right now
Calimero: You can go ahead and block me after all I again nothing but insults and disrespect
You are full of evil and demonic life you ex husband is free from your satanic bondage, go to hell
Scammer
Am never gonna plead to you anymore
Agberool
Nora: Ga je nou serieus weer beledigingen in een vreemde taal sturen?
Erg indrukwekkend
veel succes, want als je zo schrijft snap ik er niks van
Calimero: Je wilt mijn leven vernietigen
Wie ben jij
Luisteren je echt moet je leven te veranderen, want
Als u doorgaat met het bedriegen van mensen
Je zult uiteindelijk jezelf bedriegen
Nora: damn google translate really messes up the grammar
I'm not out to destroy anyone and I 'm the one to decide if I want to change my life. Not you
If you can't respect my boundaries then we have no business getting married
Calimero: Je wilt me doden nadat je hebt
Vernietig je ex-man leven
Nu wil je de mijne beschadigen
Je vader vertelde je om te stoppen
Slecht leven verlaten, maar je weigert
Je zegt dat je van me houdt, maar je me een dag bellen
Is dat hoe koppel hun leven leeft
Am 34 jaar oud
En ik ben Amerikaans staatsburger
Ik heb naar verschillende landen en continent
Inclusief Europa, AziΓ« en Afrika
Dus ik heb veel ervaring met relaties
Dames in de Europese Unie hebben een man liefde en genegenheid nodig
In Amerika willen dames heersen over de man
Terwijl in Afrika de vrouwen behandelen hun mannen als een koning
Ik kom uit het Afrikaanse continent
Dus als een vrouw niet vasthouden aan zijn echt genoten
Het huwelijk zal niet duren
Maar je wilt mijn leven regeren met je demonische krachten
Ik voelde het in mij dat je niet echt leuk bent
Ik moet je nu iets laten weten
U bent geen goed persoon
Want als je goed genoeg bent
Je zou me hebben gebeld
Dus ik kan geloven dat ik niet chatten met gosh
Omdat ik geloof dat je een complete robot bent
En ik geloof dat is omdat ik u veel aandacht geven
Dat waarom je het recht hebt om me te beledigen
Als je wilt, Blokkeer me oke
Ben niet bang met dat
Als ik zou u duizenden vrienden vragen van mooie en mooie dames
U zult nooit meer gebruik maken van het woord blok
Ben niet klaar voor u om me te bedreigen met zeker een woord, want ik zal zeker gaan op
Maar vraag je
Je zult nooit een goede man in je hele leven vinden
Omdat je alle goede mannen hebt achtervolgd, net bereid om de man te ontmoeten die je zal verslaan
En vernietig je leven
Ik zal u niet meer aandacht geven
Dus je zult mijn leven niet vernietigen
(and after that translated rant he sent the same in English)
You want to kill me after you have
Destroy your ex husband life
Now you want to damage mine
You father told you to stop
Leaving bad life but you refuse
You say you love me but you can call me for one day
Is that how couple lives their life
Am 34 years old
And I am American citizen
I have been to different countries and continent
Including Europe, Asia and Africa
So I have lot of experience about relationships
Ladies in the European union needs a man love and affection
In America ladies wanna rule over the man
While in Africa the women treat their men like a king
I come from the African continent
So if a woman doesn't stick to are husbands
The marriage will not last
But you wanna rule my life with your demonic powers
I felt it in me that you are not really nice
I have to let you know something now
You are not a good person
Because if you are good enough
You would have called me
So I can believe am not chatting with gosh
Because I believe you are a complete robot
And I believe is because am giving you to many attention
That why you have the right to insult me
If you like you block me okay
Am not scared with that
If I should you thousands of friends request from pretty and beautiful ladies
You will never use the word block you again
Am not ready for you to threaten me with sure a word , because I will definitely move on
But ask for you
You will never find a good man in your entire life
Because you have chased all the good men away , just prepared to meet the man that will beat you up
And destroy your life
I will not give you any more attention
So you will not destroy my life
Nora: No need to send me the english translation. I understood that perfectly. Except for the horrible grammar
you're one of the most selfcentered men I have ever known.
runner up to my ex husband
and for a moment I thought you were nice.
how wrong have I been
Calimero: Then call me
Don't put those stupid blame on me
Am a nice men
You already know what I have been asking for
Nora: I'm not calling anybody
if you can't live with that then find another girl
Calimero: Just phone call is a big deal
And you tell me you are a human being
Yes I will definitely do that
Lot of beautifully ladies are out there
You are fool of demonic life
Repeat and give your life to Jesus Christ
Stop lying to me you cheated a lot
Bye.
Please get out from my cell phone, you look horrible like a beast am not ready for your satanic life
And self-centered life
You are selfish
Nora: I'll miss you
not the whining and insulting, but the nice man I know you have been a few times
Calimero: It a lie πŸ€₯
You don't miss me
Nora is not real
NORA is dead and gone
Am cheating with the wrong person
Stop using NORA photo to destroy people life
Nora: Are you done now?
Calimero: Please leave me alone
You have ruined my life
I was such a fool to fall in love with you
Nora: Wish we could've celebrated new years eve together
Calimero: Is it possible to celebrate a new year with some one you can't talk to
I have told you
Any time you change your life style I will definitely change too
Nora: okay
Calimero: When you accept to call me and I hear your voice then am ready to celebrate the new year with you
Nora: You have heard my voice
Calimero: and when you are ready to accept that I don't call, our relationship might have a real chance
No am not ready for you to frustrate my life again if you can call me and say hello how are you doing
Than you are not ready for anything good
I look forward to your call
But of you can't then
You are free to go frustrate another man thanks and God bless
Nora: hmm
I don't want another
Calimero: Then I wait for your call
Nora: Okay
Calimero: Am still waiting ???
Nora: Thought so
Calimero: Yes am waiting for your call
Nora: Hope you're patient then
Calimero: Okay
Nora: happy new year in advance
Calimero: I wished you the same
Nora: Thank you
Calimero: Am waiting for your call
Will you die if you call me
Because this is very strange
Nora: I don't like panic attacks
Calimero: Please if you can't call me then keep you chat for another day okay
And I will only chat with you what I hear an hello from you thanks and God bless
Happy new year
Hello
And I will only chat with you what I receive a call from you thanks and God bless
Happy new year
Nora: That's a shame
I'll miss you
Calimero: That's a shame to you too
Because you are not a dumb
Nora: thank you for noticing
Calimero: Than who sad that voice message
Why lie πŸ€₯
Nora: That was me
Calimero: Will you die if you call me and say hello calimero
Nora: Will you die if I don't?
Calimero: Don't you question to answer questions
If you can't give me a good reason please kindly go meet someone else
Am preparing myself for a better lifestyle this 2020
Nora: You never asked me for my reason
Calimero: I don't need any stupid distraction
Nora: Nobody does
Calimero: Then what your reason???
Nora: If I tell you now you'll only get angry again
Calimero: Say it and free yourself
Fine
Nora: I have been abused by my ex and he recorded things every chance he got. It left me broken and with PTSD
You're probably going to laugh about it, but it's not funny at all
And I like you a lot but you scare me
Calimero: Is that all
Nora: that's the short version
I'm not very keen on dragging up all the details
Calimero: So that just the mean reason you don't wanna call me right????
Nora: yes
Calimero: Or is there any other reason??
Nora: what would taht be?
Calimero: I don't know
You know everything
Then I do
Nora: There's no other reason
Calimero: Okay
Now I understand okay
Send me a voice message please I need to hear your lovely voice message
Don't start nagging please this is new year
Nora: I don;'t want to start nagging but I just explained you why I can't
Calimero: So how are my gonna meet you
Nora: You could come over
Calimero: How
I need a visa
Am planning to travel to Africa will you come and meet me
Nora: Africa?
I've never been there. I'd rather you'd come here
and as far as I know from America you don't even need a visa to come here
Calimero: Yes but am not a citizen of the country remember I told you
Nora: And just yesterday you called yourself a US citizen
Calimero: I never did you can screen shot and show me
Nora: <screenshot>
Calimero: I told you my family are from Africa
And we migrated to USA
Nora: Okay
Calimero: You right
Am gonna get my citizenship certificate soon
If you really love me a lot then come find me
Nora: I thought you were coming here
That's the chivalrous thing to do you know
Calimero: Really so you can't come
Nora: Why are you suddenly twisting things? You expect a woman alone to travel to a place wher she knows nobody
Calimero: Am with you
You don't have to be afraid
I wait for you at the airport
Nora: I'll think about it
Calimero: I will get security guards to welcome you and a queen and drive to our hotel room
And we have a romantic night to celebrate
Nora: I don't need no security guards, you're enough
I want you here so I can show you my country and introduce you to my family
Calimero: Please come first
It important
Nora: You're declining my invitation?
I'm gonna go to my neighbor now for the rest of the evening. We'll talk later
goodnight dear
Calimero: No
Wait
Okay I accept to come okay
But hope am safe
Honey
Hello
I accept
Happy new year honey
Same to you
Honey I accept
To come

January 1
Calimero: Hello
Nora: I'm glad you accept that dear
How was your night?
Calimero: Good
<pictures again>
Nora: 😘 hi there handsome
Calimero: Lol
Send me a picture of you
his morning
I want to see what you look like
Nora: There we go again.
I'm not ready to argue with you again
Calimero: Please
Lol hahahah so you can't send me a photo
No this can't be real
Am not doing this
I sent you my photo but you can't send yours
You funny

January 2
Calimero: For your mind you Netherland πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
Olaburucu
Guy you still dey learn work
Lol use your head okay
Orientation is not strong enough
This guy is my friend
Just go married
Nora: congratulations. My best wishes to him
Calimero: But you are not serious in life that why you keep dating lot of guys
I pray you meet the bad man that will actually attract your heart
And win your heart and finish your life
And finally dumb you
I want you to go through something hot so you will never play with a good man heart
Calimero is waving at you!
Lol seriously
Omo alaye if you don't wanna talk too me anymore I kindly tell me now
Since this is what you wanted
Then am gonna stop chatting you any more
Have a nice life
You see my message you refuse to reply
Am sure you might have found someone else
Nora: you just want to insult me. I'm waiting until you're done. I don't want to argue with you
Calimero: Am ready to come see you
Nora: I don't believe you
Calimero: You gave your dreams to me and I have decided to make them ours. I have filled them with all the possible colors of this world and added the aroma of our love into it. But I ask a pictures of you to keep my heart overwhelm always
Nora: And I explained to you. If you can't respect that there's nothing I can do about it
Calimero: You denied me of everything good
Nora: Not my love, but you rejected that
Calimero: Video calls
Voice calls
Pictures
Voices notes
Phone number
WhatsApp Messengers
Facebook messenger
You deny me every thing that's terrible
Nora: ok
Calimero: An you said okay
Nora: What do you want me to say?
Calimero: When will you make me believe that your love is strong enough and real???
Nora: When you are ready to accept me
Calimero: Am ready
Calimero: 100% ready
Nora: are you sure?
because only a few minutes ago you were saying all kinds of things to me
Calimero: Yes am 100%
Nora: Then why were you being mean earlier?
Calimero: I am ready now
This is it am 100% ready
Because of the condition you gave me is too much
It so much that I can't even believe myself, that am chatting with someone I have never set my eyes on
Honestly am 100% ready to accept you am fully ready
Nora: But that's not a reason to be mean
Calimero: When you are ready to accept me
Am ready
Prove yourself
Nora: Ok. I'm happy that you are because I missed you
Calimero: Take away doubt from me now
Nora: You believe me or you don't
Calimero: I do
Show me something it very important
Love is not about writing
Show me reality of your love pleas
Nora: something like what?
Calimero: Reality
Something real
Nora: I see you are still not ready
Calimero: Is this a joke or what
Are you messing up with my head or what
Nora: I'm asking myself the exact same thing
becuase it looks like you're just playing a game with me
Calimero: Name the game
What type of game ♦️
You are busy suffering me with the word LOVE ❀️
Nora: The game where you tell me that you love me and are ready for a relationship with me only to push my boundaries again and saying you don't trust me
Calimero: What boundaries
Tell me
Are you a gosh
Video calls
Voice calls
Pictures
Voices notes
Phone number
WhatsApp Messengers
Facebook messenger
You deny me from associating with you through all this miss
If you where on my shoes can you accept the stupid boundaries
This is ridiculous
Nora: ok
Calimero: Tell me right now
I really wanna end this hopeless and stupid games you have using to mess up with my head
This is madness is only a scammer that will hide their identity
Who are you??
Nora: And how can I be a scammer? Did I ever ask you for money?
Calimero: Then who are you????
Because the reason you gave me about why you chose or decided not to communicate with me on video, voice, and now pictures
Are not up to 3% why you chose not too
You are a divorced person and you have no business with you ex husband
Nora: meaning?
Calimero: All those reasons you gave does not make any sense
Nora: To you they may not
Did you ever do any research on PTSD?
Calimero: If you claim to be a real person prove it
I want prove
I have been falling in love with you for so long
Since last year
Nora: That's 3 days ago πŸ˜‰
Calimero: Please prove yourself
Nora: No
I have nothing to prove
Calimero: You wrong
Nora: I am real and it is your choice to believe me or not
I can't force you
Calimero: Prove yourself and don't be recognized as a kidnapper, or a criminal
Because right now scared of you
Nora: I'm going to bed right now
Goodnight dear
Calimero: I can't force you
This what scammers always use
Not your dear if you keep hiding yourself from me
Nora: Is that true? How do you know? Are you a scammer?
Calimero: I have been scammed
Nora: by whom?
what happened?
Calimero: By you
And now you are using this beautiful woman picture to win my heart again
You scammed me before now you came back with a different person
What have I done wrong to you
If you need help I will help you, just show me who you are and I will love you just the way you are
I have helped you now you are back stop scamming me
It really bad

January 3[/b]
Calimero: ?????
Nora: I have scammed you before and are scamming you now? What are you talking about?
I don't understand you anymore
Calimero: because the lady denied me from phone call and everything just like
You
No difference
She only sent me video
That just the difference
<picture and short video>
That the woman that scammed me
Nora: Ok
I'm sorry that happened to you
Calimero: So am sure you understand my pain now
Now you know that you are not the only one that has been hurt
Nora: I know
I understand
Calimero: That why I have pleaded to you
Please honey please even do a little video of your had shaking and smiling
Or voice note am okay
Let stop all this arguing
Nora: I have sent you a voicenote already. Did you forget?
Calimero: Please am sorry I deleted
Please
Don't get angry again
Nora: I won't
Calimero: Then can we end this relationship please
Because I know you have nothing to offer
Nora: Because I won't get angry?
Calimero: Can we do that now so we can accept and separate ourselves
Now
Nora: do what?
Calimero: Are you ready for the Separation now?
You go your way and I go my way
You block me and I do the same too
So we can both never contact me anymore
DO YOU ACCEPT THE SEPARATION NOW????
Nora: Do I even have a choice?
Calimero: What choice??
Nora: If you leave me I have no choice but to accept
Calimero: speak your mind?
Because I want us to end everything today and finalize this issue now
Nora: I don't want that but I can't stop you and I can't force you to be with me if you don't want it
Calimero: Then give me a special day that I will hear your voice see you on video call and smile with you??
???
Speck
You see my message, speak am waiting now???
Give me a reply now????
Then give me a special day that I will hear your voice see you on video call and smile with you??
Nora: I have answered that question over and over so don't expect a different response now
Calimero: So are you saying that I can never hear from you right
Nora: You're a bright one
Calimero: Meaning what
<lad keeps calling>
Nora: Stop it
Calimero: No I will not
Go ahead and block me
That what you wanted and am gonna give it to you
I hate scammers like you
I will keep calling you until you block me
So I can delete in peace
You lie a lot
Facebook lite makes calls and you said it does not
You scam me
Then Nora picked up his call and took the chance to give him a piece of her mind
Calimero: Lol yes
Yes
Yes
<a thousand gay emogies>
Nora I love you so much
I love you now
I trust you with all my heart
Nora: And I hate what you're doing
Calimero: Lol πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ now am happy
Hahahaha
I love you my baby girl
Omg I love you
Nora: Okay
Calimero: Are you with me now
Baby who are you chatting with?
Finally the yoke has been broken
I have had your voice
Nora: I'm working and I'm not happy now
Calimero: Honey be happy now that finally the yoke has been broken , all those bad sprite and bad powers that has been making us not to hear each other voice has been broken now
Am happy that I delivered you, today is my happiest day
Nora: not mine
Calimero: Honey you don't know how happy I am now
After how many days and weeks years and months
I finally broke that bad yoke that says we can not communicate
Put a nice songs 🎡 and dance πŸ’ƒ for everything has been broken
The bad spirit in you has run away
And now you are free from that spirit that was possessing you
Honey
Are you hungry ?
Nora: no, not really
Calimero: Honey please eat now you are very important to me
I don't want you to sick or get close to bad lives anymore
You are now my life
Nora: Why are you suddenly so worried about me?
Yesterday you were cursing at me. This morning you wanted me to block you and suddenly you're stalking? What's wrong with you?
Calimero: Honey I told you all this why
You where the one holding every thing if you would have just called me since the way you did all this argument will never occur
Now I love you so much
<voicemessages blaming Nora for everything that happened>
Nora: Thanks for blaming me for everything. You know I have been honest all this time, you have ruined everything with your accusations and cursint.
I am not going to marry you
Calimero: No you will
Because this problem will help us understand our future
<another voicemessage>
Nora: Fuck you
Calimero: I love you now
And I am ready to take all your insults
You are my wife
<voicemessage>
Nora: You blame me for everything while I have been honest all this time with you. YOu just don't want to accept what I tell you and now I'm done
Calimero: <more voicemessages full of accusations>
Nora: "Everything is your fault, I love you, blahblahblah, I don't want to fight, Everything is your fault, You caused it all"
Look at what you're saying. Get the fuck away
Calimero: <and another few>
Nora: You have cursed at me in languages I don't understand, you have called me names, you told me you loved me only to throw me away again. Just look back at how you have been talking to me and you think I have to pay respect now? What the fuck are you thinking? That you can play with me like that? If you want to tell me something, type it so I can read it. I can't listen to voice messages all the time
I'm here if you are ready to apologize for your behavior. It is you who caused me to react this way. You treated me bad. I have been honest with you from the start but you always like to doubt me and insult me, what do you expect me to do? Love you for bad behavior?
Calimero: <more voicemessages>
Nora: If you are ready to stop insulting me and blaming me for everything and when you are ready to apologize and TYPE INSTEAD OF SENDING VOICE MESSAGES then I'm here
Calimero: <another one>
Noo you am not apologizing
You wanted to kill me
<voicemessage>
I will never apologize
If you want us to be back word in this relationship
Then keep it the way you choose
You wanna take my life and be happy , now that I have believed you and trust you
You still want more trouble and issues
What type of a human being are you
If you are completely t
Read to apologize to me let me know
Nora: I'm not ready to apologize to someone who is only treating me badly
Calimero: I did not
I pleaded, I asked you just a voice message or voice call I cried so badly for your response, I pleaded for you cell phone number number
You refused
And you keep insulting me calling me names
And treating my life to quit the relationship because you knew that I was very serious in you
You where doing all this evil things to kill me
I even try to unfriend you and move on with my life still yet I can't because of the true love ❀️ I have for you
I keel pleading like a little stupid bitch you call me
And all what you do is to laugh me
If you say you truly love me just as you said ?
Will you really let me to suffer so much before I could hear your voice
Will you stress me so much
Will you treat me like a slave that is not allowed to speak or see his family forever
You have to apologize for your wrong and evil punishment you gave me
Because if I have died you will still leave your life
Instead you will be happy that the bad spirit in you is out, you keep inviting it to take over your life again
You have to apologize and accept so will can love each other and again
Hello
Nora: I do not have to apologize. I explained to you my reasons and you wouldn't accept it. Do you even know anything about PTSD? I kept telling you, pleading you to please let the issue go and trust me but you didn't want to, you kept cursing at me and calling me a scammer and fake
I have been honest with you from the start, I have told you the same thing. I'm sorry for hurting your feelings, but I have never played a game or lied to you
You were the one to insult me over and over, curse at me in another language and hurt me with your words
Every time you said you trusted me, again you wanted to push my boundaries. I have fucking issues and I've never hidden that. My ex left me wounded and all you have prove is that you have evil in you as well by treating me bad
Calimero: Okay am sorry and now let accept each other
Nora: Okay
Calimero: Okay
Hope will are fine
Nora: I guess
Calimero: Not guess
Honey you know I have suffered a lot
This year is my best year
Nora: And you think I have not suffered, you still don't understand do you
Calimero: Honey we both have been through hell
I love you
Nora: And you put me through it again this past week
Calimero: Honey please stop
Honey hope you are not cheating on me????
Nora: We're not in a relationship so I can't cheat
Calimero: You funny
So what are we
Nora: I don't know. YOu are the man who hurt me and doesn't understand what he did
Calimero: Honey you funny
I love you
Nora: Do you have any idea what you did to me?
Calimero: My sweet heart
I love you so much
Nora: That's not an answer to my question
Calimero: You are my life
Nora: still not an answer
Calimero: What answer do you want?
Nora: Do you have any idea what you did to me?
this question
Calimero: No
Tell me
Nora: I told you but you don't seem to want to listen
Calimero: Look no more arguing
I love you
Nora: I'm not arguing, I'm just asking you a question
Calimero: Honestly my queen it okay
If you understand my situation I don't think any matter will arise
Nora: I asked if you even understand what you have put me through this past week
Calimero: I answered you that I don't know
Nora: Then think about it
Calimero: Honestly if you had just given me one voice call
Every thing would be perfect
But now I respect you
Nora: That's still not an answer to my question
I asked if you even understand what you have put me through this past week
Calimero: I said no
Nora: And I asked you to think about it
Calimero: No
I did
And I asked you to think about it
No, what is the answer????
Nora: With all the insults and cursing and saying you love me and then doubt me and cal me a scammer you have really hurt me badly and you were acting like my ex husband
what do you expect from me? That I'm ok with that?
Calimero: Honey what did you think about my situation
A man that has been scammed $40.000 that almost too away my life
Nora: At least you weren't beaten and raped
Calimero: So you should be 100% happy and honest you got a real man on social media
That has accepted you
Nora: you only think about yourself
Calimero: No
I lost my life access
Nora: What are you talking about?
Calimero: Look how ugly I was
I was dying
Gradually
look so horrific
Nora: Nothing wrong with how you look. you look cute, but I'd lose the shirt if I were you. That thing is freaky
Calimero: Honestly my heart I was hurt
Honestly $40.000 is all I had
Nora: That's not my fault
Calimero: What you think??
Nora: I had nothing to do with that
but you're responsible for the way you treated me
I never asked you to bully me
Calimero: That why
Well we both has had a lot
I'd still lose the shirt if I were you
Let love each other okay
Honestly you don't anymore thing
Nora: huh?
Calimero: You are very far
I want to teach you my traditions
Nora: Yeah, it's a long way to america
Calimero: So you will be learn my language
Nora: english?
Calimero: And everything
Honey let meet at africa very short
No not English
Nora: Zulu?
I thought you were coming here
Calimero: Baby now i will not hind any thing
Nora: Okay
are you saying you were lying to me befor?
Calimero: No
Never
Nora: okay
Calimero: But i wanna fly to africa for your sake
Nora: I'm not in africa
you got your facts mixed up mister
Calimero: I wait for you
Nora: Okay
Calimero: So fix a date
Nora: you can wait for long cause I'm not traveling to africa alone
Calimero: When are you flying to africa
Give me a date
Nora: when easter and pentacost are on the same day
Calimero: Okay
I will apply fly to africa and wait for you
Nora: Okay
Calimero: Okay
Nora: good luck
Calimero: DO YOU LOVE ME???
Nora: You know, you can just stop the nonsens and say you live in Nigeria because I aint believing this story about you being in biloxy mississippi
YES I FRIGGIN LOVE YOU
Calimero: I will call you now and explain my life to you now
Because i already love you like mad
Nora: No you will not call me now
writing frees the soul and putting words to paper is the most best relieving thing man have ever done
Calimero: okay
<whining voicemessage about him being in Nigeri>
Nora: Is that a washing machine I hear?
Calimero: <the actor made a show with more voicemessages, he was even crying so sorry was he about lying>
Nora: Is it a dryer?
vacuumcleaner?
Calimero: So that what all you had right good night
Nora: huh?
was it one of those sound machines that's supposed to make you fall asleep?
That makes sense then
goodnight

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This little Yoruba boy you've hooked thinks rather too much of himself, doesn't he? "I'm so cute and handsome..." yeah, sure you are, bozo. 🀣

Oops - we must have posted simultaneously, Linoline. I see there's more to read from your latest Sir Galahad.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder when he is coming to the point - the scamming bit.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I was wondering the same thing. It looked like he was about to try with those nonsensical comments about $40.000 which I assume is $40K. He came out of nowhere with that unless my eyes were crossed and I missed something or he talked about it in one of his many voice messages to her. I think he was trying to say that someone beat him to an inch of his life and took $40K from him...leaving him penniless. Normally that's where the begging would begin but he elected to try to get N to "meet" in Africa by saying that he would have to apply to fly there too. Interesting way to maintain the lie that he doesn't reside in Africa but then Linoline said he left a whiny email about being in Nigeria so I don't understand. He said he's a South African in Biloxi at the beginning. Something is seriously wrong with this lad mentally. Bunny boiler Glen Close in Fatal Attraction mental if you ask me.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

January 4(right after midnight)
Nora: You know, you can just stop the nonsens and say you live in Nigeria because I aint believing this story about you being in biloxy mississippi
Calimero: Okay I will tell you the truth if you wanna say good by you can say, if you wanna hate me you can do that, but I will not keep pretending any more because it been since last year we have been communicating and since last year that I meet you
And fall in love with you I was born in a family of 3 kid's am the first son of my family, am from the eastern part of NIGERIA which is recognized as the peaceful city ever in the country my father and mother meet in Biloxi united states and both of them got married over there and came back home to start life together and have kids, so when. I was 26 years I got my first visa to the united state and and I was there for 3 years
My dad is late now and my mom is still alive so I came back home for the funeral
And currently now am still in Nigeria with my mom for now
That why I say you can try and come I will secure you and take care of you
My uncle works with the head of security department I can apply for a security office to move around with you and show you all the beauty In this country
HONEY I WANNA SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU OKAY

in the morning
Nora: Finally some honesty. It's there anything else or was this all?
You do realise that I have known all along that you are in Nigeria, just didn't mention it and even though I knew I will loved you
Calimero: <crying emoji>
Nora: Why crying?
Calimero: Let me cry please
Please πŸ™
Not in a good mood
Nora: Okay
Keep crying then. I'll be here later
Calimero: Yes I will
You really want see me cry
Nora: If you say so
Calimero: You don't love me
You hate me
You wanna see me die
Nora: I just told you I love you
Calimero: From your heart?
Nora: From where else?
Calimero: Love can be pronounced from the mouth πŸ‘„ but not from the heart
I only believe the love from the mouth
Nora: I don't know that kind. If I love is from the heart of its not there I will never say it
Calimero: I love you too baby
Thanks for loving me
That's when I arrived
Honey but how did you know I was in Nigeria πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Š
Nora: Because I'm not stupid
That language of yours is not zulu
Calimero: Hahaha
Nora: Not that I know what it all means but Google told me it's from Nigeria
Calimero: Hahahah
You are very intelligent
It not a Zulu
It IGBO language
Nora: Igbo. Ok.
Calimero: Thanks
When you coming
Nora: You were coming here
Calimero: When are you coming
Honey I need you to come first
It can't be possible for me to fly to Holland πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
I need a visa
Nora: Then get a visa
Calimero: I can send you my passport
So you can help apply for the visa for me
Nora: How does that help?
As far as I know you need to do that in person
I'm going to get some breakfast now
Calimero: You send me an invitation
Which I will take to the embassy
I thought you know about this
Nora: No I didn't
How am I supposed to know this
Calimero: My love of my life let tight our love for ever
Nora: How can we do that from a distance?
I'm going to figure out this visa issue today
Calimero: Okay honey
I wait for your reply
Honey are you okay
What is wrong with you
Nora: Nothing is wrong
I'm going to have dinner with a friend and then tell you what I know about the visa
Calimero: I was so worried about my wife
What are you doing
Hello
Nora: Hi dear how was your day?
Calimero: Hahaha now am haply
Happy
I have missed you so much
Nora: Missed you too
guess what, you don't need an invitation letter, just apply for a tourist visa
Calimero: Very difficult babe
I wanna come leave with you for ever
If you come here we can get married at court
Nora: We can do that here as well. Even with the tourist visa because marriage will give you permit to stay
Calimero: Yes
Then come
Nora: you were coming here remember?
Calimero: It difficult
Nora: It's not
Calimero: Do it for me
We are together
Nora: You promised to come here so why are you suddenly changing?
Calimero: No am coming
Put we have to work together
Nora: of course
Calimero: I love you
Help me
Nora: Love you too honey
Calimero: Please bring me home
Nora: You are welcome here dear
Calimero: Honey bring me home
Help me come
Nora: It's not that hard, just get a visa and you'll be on your way
Calimero: It difficult
Baby are you scared to come see me your husband
Nora: I told you that I'm waiting right here and can't wait for you to come here
doesn't really look like I'm scared right?
Calimero: That my passport
If I don't trust you I can't send this to you
Nora: I never asked you to do that
Calimero: Can see yours
Nora: No
Calimero: <crying emoji>
Nora: why cry again?
Calimero: <missed call>
Nora: I have told you many times not to do that. please respect that
Calimero: Lol okay
Am tired
How can I see you on this life πŸ˜”
Nora: Just come here
I told you
I'll be waiting for you at the airport
Calimero: Not possible
I need a visa
Nora: you can get one
Are you just giving me excuses now why you can't come?
Calimero: If you really want me to come you have to work with me
Nora: I have been going out of my way to find out about the visa. How am I not working with you
Calimero: You have to apply for the tourist visa for me
Nora: No, the one who needs the visa (you) needs to apply for the visa in the coutry where he's currently in (nigeria), so I'm neither the right person nor in the right place to get you one
or is there another issue you are not telling me about?
Calimero: You are funny
Very funny
Nora: how?
Calimero: It expensive
Are you gonna support me financially
I can't afford everything thing
If you are sure you want me to come then we have to support each other
Nora: Wait.. what are you saying?
Calimero: you have been traveling
Yes
Nora: I thought this was not an issue
Calimero: I need money to apply
Now I don't have much
Hope you understand
Nora: Ok, now I understand. Why didn't you tell me this?
Calimero: Am sorry
I don't like to ask for help
It sad
Nora: I understand
but you are my husband, you shouldn't be afraid to tell me
Calimero: Am sorry
Honey i feel ashamed
Nora: don't be
Calimero: I know you can't help me
Nora: Why would you say that?
Calimero: Please don't let me cry okay
Please
Am tired
After I was scammed I lost everything
Nora: I didn't know that ok
you didn't say that so I thought you could travel
but I see you don't trust your own wife
Calimero: I do
But don't worry
Am sad
You can't help me
Don't worry
You keep chatting with lot of guys
Good night

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"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
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"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Calimero's just a skeptic and insolent imbecile, you will see in the following messages. Already a parcel full of values is heading for him. Laughing
He is unable to process 2-3 written lines and seems to be appalled by the idea that "someone wants to trick him." Twisted Evil
Which, let's be honest, is already happening. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 11:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sunday January 5
Calimero: I been in the united state for years and I have made enough money
But when I was scammed I lost a lot, I only came here
To see my mom I will leave soon
I you ran away because I told you that we you support me
Lol
Nora: I told you I can help, you keep saying I can't
Calimero: Okay
Nora: And if you can't travel to here how are you supposed to travel to the USA?
Calimero: Lol you funny I have been there before you forgot
Nora: So flight tickets to the USA are for free these days?
Calimero: That's me when I was in the united states
You husband is a handsome good look man
Nora: Yes he is
But he's trying to make me believe he has been to the USA and will be back there and I don't think that he has ever been there. I believe he's trying me that because he thinks i won't love him when he says he has only ever been in Nigeria for his whole life, but he's wrong about that. I love him with all my heart
Calimero: Honey I have been there
Is that really you????
Can you still bear child?
Can you still leave with a man
In one house
IS THAT REALLY HOW YOU LOOK OR YOU ARE NOW AN OLD WOMAN
??????
Nora: You don't regard what I just said
Calimero: You like fighting right
I just told you that I have been there before
And you want us to fight again
You keep skipping my questions
Nora: I don't want to fight, I want you to be honest
You know the answer to your question. I'm 31, I have enough time to get children
Calimero: Okay
Am honest
You want me to dance to your tone
Okay I have not traveled before
Fine. You like to quarrel. I hate that
Am every woman's dream man but I have refused them because of you
Honestly I love you so much
And am not ready to let you go
Nora: Then stop acting like a little boy
Calimero: Omg am not
Be honest for once because I don't know anymore what to believe
What do you wanna believe
I have been honest and free to you
I have been sincere and kind
I have been myself
I have shown you my international passport
That contains all my information
If I don't trust you after all I been through
Do you think I will be stupid to show you
But, you keep hiding everything about yourself, even when I try to make you speak you deny and lie
You are the one not been honest honey
You keep chatting with lot of guys and you claim to be honest
You don't miss me
Nora: I was in church
Calimero: Really
I love you
I will keep loving you
If I complain you will say am acting like a boy
Meanwhile you have keep me pending for a long time
And I don't feel good about it
Because you only chat with me when you want
Nora: I'm having friends over for dinner, i showed them your picture
Calimero: Lol are you for real
Omg
Nora: Yes of course
Calimero: What did your friends said
Nora: That you're handsome
Calimero: Lol for real
Nora: yes but I knew that already
Calimero: Hahaha lol
Nora: You can keep calling but I don't have a button to pick up
Calimero: Because I keep Missing you so much
Can I see your friend lol please
Nora: I'm alone now
Calimero: Okay honey
Nora: How was your day
Calimero: Am fine my love
And you
Nora: Fine as well
Calimero: Honey so did you tell them that am coming
Nora: I didn't give them details yet because you didn't want to come anymore
Calimero: What
Well I don't know what to say
So are you gonna come
Nora: me either. I was stunned by your hesitance yesterday.. And hurt a bit
Calimero: But really you wanna come
I can get a nice hotel for us
Nora: And how will you pay for that?
I really prefer you coming here
Calimero: Will support me????
Nora: You said I didn't want that
Calimero: Now am asking
Will you support me?????
Nora: I said I could didn't I?
Calimero: $7000 USD dollars
How much can you support me will I try and sell some stuff
Nora: That much? I thought a ticket was a lot less
Make some inquiries and let me know okay?
Calimero: 1 : visa
2: flight ticket
3: hospital statement
4: police statement
5: state of origin
That at
Nora: Then show me some documents where the prices of those are listed. It'll be no problem
I'll take care of it
Calimero: Lol
Do you think am lying
Nora: Do I have any reason to?
Calimero: Please is okay I don't need your help
A woman who loves her man and cherish him, will never try to argue of doubt him
Nora: I'm not arguing
I told you I'd help you
Calimero: I have sent you my passport
Then do it and send me the visa application form that I will take to the Netherland embassy over here
Most you make me cry always
Is this how you wanna take care of me
Nora: I can't get that form, you can get it there
Calimero: then send me the money for it
Nora: I told you to send me the documents with the prices listed on it so I can clear the money to send to you
Calimero: Check the price of it
Nora: I'm going in the shower now
Calimero: Can I get a picture
Please
Please my love
You are my wife
I will get all the details you need
Hope you nor gonna keep me abandoned
Nora: No I'm not, I told you I'd help you
Calimero: What do you mean
Am tired , are you using my head
Nora: I'm not abandoning you. Just get me the information I need okay?
Calimero: Okay
But how are my sure that after stressing myself
You will not tell me another story
Nora: That's a matter of trust
Calimero: Am just tired
Nora: Then maybe get some sleep and do it tomorrow
Calimero: Yes I can't do it now
Am stressed so much
But am still wondering
Why you decided to choose me among all the cute a and handsome guys on your friend list
What is it so special you found in me
Nora: Because there's nobody like you. You're special
Calimero: My heart chose you
But hope you will not hurt me
You keep chatting with lot of men
I don't want to hurt you
You got lots of guys
Nora: I have friends. I only have one I love and that's you
Calimero: I will like you to speak to my mom by morning
Nora: how?
Calimero: The way you call me please no excuses
Because she has to know about my coming to you
Nora: I don't call you
I'm chatting with you
Calimero: Yes you did
You call
Don't lie
Because it not
You called me
I had your voice don't try to lie
Nora: I know I did, only to tell you to stop calling all the time
Calimero: Yes please you need to speak with her
Please no excuses
That's why I put please
Nora: I know you put please but that doesn't just change my issues
Calimero: Please
Nora: still doesn't change anything honey
Calimero: It's important please
Nora: I know it is
Calimero: I know my reason
Mom don't believe Facebook relationship
Nora: Then I hope mom will be patient enough to see it's real
Calimero: You are very difficult
Nora: thank you honey
Calimero: I already knew you are using my head
You chatting with all yours meal friends
Can you find the one you love in them
Listen very much am not a kid okay
And am sure you new that money has to be paid for visa process which you knew it
But you only wanna fool be like a stupid little idiot and ask me to go get the prepare
Please am not ready for children plays
You know what you should do?
Keep your money OK I don't know
You keep insulting me like you a fool
And am not ready to take that
Nora: ok, bye
Calimero: I have traveled before okay so don't try to mess up with my head
Nora: if you only want to keep hurting me it's best we end this before I try to get you here
Calimero: You only want to destroy me
You knew very thing
I need to pay the visa agent first
Nora: And I told you to show me the costs but you don't want to do that
so forget it
Just say that you don't want to be with me
Calimero: I told you $7000
That the money that can bring me to you
I can't lie
I swear with the moon and the stars
I always tell you the truth because I love you so much
Nora: I know you do so just send me the documents okay so I can start clearing the money for you
Calimero: How can I get it
When I have not pay for it
You really funny
Nora: usually they have prices listed somewhere. A document that shows the costs
Calimero: Wait I will you a friend of my that travel to Ukraine πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
I show you his documents
It's like you don't trust me
Nora: No you don't trust me either
Calimero: <voicemessage>
Nora: I'm also open but you don't believe me
Calimero: Now show me where the price cost is written
If you can't believe me the you are free
To follow your mind
I have try and am tired
But I believe you only wanna stress my life
That all you have to say right I knew it
Nora: What do you want me to say?
Calimero: Show me where you saw the cost
Are you gonna send me the money so I can start the visa process
Nora: Are you going to send me a pricelist? or a website where the price is listed?
Calimero: Wait now
Ok, now for the other expenses
Wait
Nora: send them tomorrow. I'm going to sleep now
Calimero: Yes wait
Nora: goodnight dear
Calimero: Honey we are in this together
You are not serious
Waist of time,
Nora: ok then
I just don't want to fall asleep at the office tomorrow
If I'm out of a job I can't help you
Calimero: Okay
But hope you are serious you gonna help me
Because just gonna be a dream come through
To see myself in Holland
Nora: Yes I'm serious
I have no reason to joke about that
Calimero: So you 100% sure
This is not a matter to joke with
Nora: How many times do I need to tell you before you'll believe it
I'm tired honey I'm really going to sleep now
Love you dear
Calimero: Love you too
Good night

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 11:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Monday January 6
Nora: Good morning dear
Calimero: Honey I dreamt about you
Lol it was great
Nora: Really? Tell me please
Calimero:
It was fun
Are you at work now
Nora: Yes I am
Please tell me more
Calimero: I was holding your hands and telling you how beautiful you are
It all about you coming to the air port to pick me up and I was so surprised to see you
Am inside my car now
Nora: Lol, I'd never just leave you there
Wait, you're texting and driving?
Calimero: On my way to the visa agent office
Nora: Ok. Drive safe please
Calimero: No
Honey I need to chat with you
<picture>
Nora: So handsome
I'm at work dear. It's a bit busy
Calimero: What your job all about
Nora: Insurances and investments
Calimero: Hope I can get a good job when I come Netherland
How big is your house like how many rooms
Nora: What kind of job do you want?
I live in an apartment now but planning to buy a house so we can have a family
Calimero: Am a good business person
I will love to have my own store where I can sell what people want
Nora: WHat kind of business?
Calimero: Hope you gonna help me accomplish my dreams
Nora: I need to know a bit more about your plans to know if I can help you with it
Calimero: Don't worry about
what important now
Is for me to come first
Am getting close to the visa agent office
Nora: Ok. Tell me about your plans later. I'd love to know
Calimero: But honestly my sweetheart hope you are not gonna say goodbye to me again when I arrive in your country
Am still little worried because I don't want you to treat me like no body
When I arrive
That why my mom is so worried to speak with you on voice note
Because am her favorite
Nora: I can see why
Calimero: And she loves me so much
I won't do effort to get you here only to abandon you. That would not make sense
My mom can commit a sucide for my sake
Because am always on her side to care for her , love her and treat her special
Which am ready to do for you too
Am very good in taking care of a woman because I have been thought a lot about marriage and family life
Lol I did last year September
I just work up one morning and I was happy hahaha so funny
Nora: Are you back from the embassy yet?
sorry, I mean visa office
Calimero: No am still waiting for the consultant
His secretary said his still have a meeting
I have to wait for more 45 minutes
Nora: Okay. That's long
Calimero: Yes honey
I wanna get the list and send it to you okay
Nora: Yes, thank you dear
Calimero: Honey I need your email address
I deleted the one you gave me
Nora: why did you delete it?
Calimero: It was a mistake am sorry
Nora: <email>
Calimero: Okay
Honey the secretary need your name in full
Nora: <full name>
but it's your visa, not mine
Calimero: Okay yes I know
She want to know if you are a citizen of the country
Nora: Yes I am
Calimero: Okay
Wait
Please keep in touch now is very important
Follow my chat quick
Nora: I'm here
Calimero: Don't west time to reply
Wait
Nora: ok
Calimero: Honey is it visiting visa application
Nora: That's the easiest one
and the quickest
Calimero: Okay
Wait
Honey I need an invitation card from you
Can you get that
Nora: No you don't need that for a tourist visa
Calimero: Wait
Nora: You'd only need that for a work visa or for permanent stay
and if we get married here before your visa runs out you'll be licenced to stay anyway
Calimero: Wait
She is still checking
Honey this will be so stressed for me you have to be patient
Nora: I'm still here
Calimero: Honey what are you doing now
Nora: Waiting for your message while doing some work
Calimero: Now I need to see him
Talk to you later
Nora:
ok
Calimero: Honey
How are you doing
Are you till at work
Image
That's it
I would have contacted you earlier but I was so tired
The total amount is :$8400
I did not include the BTA fee
You have been taking so much time
This is what am talking
About you talk to me when you want to
Nora: Honey I have had a very busy day and I'm not feeling well so I've been resting
Thank you for sending me this, I have contacted them and waiting for their answer
I'm going back to sleep now dearie we'll talk in the morning
Calimero: Who do you contact
When
You just saw my message now
Nora: Yes and I've sent them an email about the payment immediately
Calimero: You playing with my head
Nora: give me your emailaddress please and I'll forward it to you
Calimero: <email>
That it
Nora: ok
Calimero: Did you call them
Nora: I've sent it to you
Calimero: What do you think?
Nora: I call nobody
Calimero: I didn't see anything
Nora: I have sent it
Calimero: Okay I saw it
But the company did not know who you are
Are you kidding me or what
Nora: i have forwarded the list, they'll ask for details, I'll give them
Calimero: You where supposed to send the money to me
What are you up to
Nora: huh?
what do you mean? I'm just trying to handle this okay?
Calimero: You wanna do it yourself
Is that what you mean
Am gonna call the company now if they received any email from you
Nora: check your mail please (notification that the emailaddress doesn't exist)
Calimero: Wait
Am calling them now
In a minute
Honey the secretary just sent me the right email address
<email>
Please kindly contact them on that
And also call them
Nora: Tomorrow. I'm too tired now
Calimero: Do it now
Please
Nora: Tomorrow
Calimero: Do you know how stressed I was
Am tired too
Nora: Yes I know honey
Calimero: Okay try
Nora: I told you, tomorrow
Calimero: Am tired of this
If you are not gonna be serious about this please tell me ?
Am completely tiered
Nora: I am serious but I"m so tired It's making me dizzy
Calimero: I wanna asked you a question
If the company accept to your tone , who will you send the money to ????
Nora: To the company of course
Calimero: So you don't even trust me right
Well do whatever you wanna do
Nora: Of course I do
i am doing what I can here right
I'm helping
Calimero: Okay
So when are you making payments
Nora: When I get the details from them
Calimero: What details
?
Nora: what do you think?
Calimero: Honey I asked for a discount and it was not possible
That why I said am tried
Okay, I trust you
So what are we gonna do
Show I send my bank account information
Nora: If you wish
You're not responding and are online since. Now who's talking to other woman

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 11:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ohh, poor boy!
It seems that Nora is a very difficult nut to crack. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 11:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It was good of him to doctor up that fake travel list so fast. It isn't too shabby by lad standards. Glad to see that the government partners with independent travel agencies based out of a home office on what is obviously a small residential street using a bogus email address. The Police Cert Fee is a nice touch that I've never seen before. Fixed prices for the flight is also a very nifty convenience feature...they must have a great relationship with the airlines Rolling Eyes No wonder so many Nigerians admit that they have never left their own country...it is really really expensive with all these fees that cost as much as the flight itself. No RSOT though unfortunately. You got a live one here Laughing
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Linoline
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Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic


PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 1:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tuesday January 7
Calimero: I have been sleeping
You stressed me a lot yesterday ,I left my house with out eaten anything
And now I asked you if I should send you my bank account details and you said if I wish , that means you are giving me no hope
Am doing very thing because I through love you so much ,and I really wanna be with you , even though I have not set my eyes on you
I have not been chatting with any other woman
I was sleeping
If I could give you one thing in life, I'd give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me.
Here I am baby knocking on the doors of your heart so you may give me the chance to dwell in it. I wish to be close to your heart than yourself so you can feel the deepest part of my love. I love you!
You are mine and you are the only one that my heart has chosen, a life without you is nothing but boredom. I really appreciate you for all you have done in my life. Thanks for being there for me. I love you.
I am willing to be your strength when you are weak, your comfort when you are stressed. Loving you is the most important thing that occurs to me. I love you!
Nora: You were not sleeping, you were online all the time.
You were just ignoring me
Calimero: I was
I can't lie
Nora: And you accuse me off not having your time, but when I am here for you you just ignore me
Calimero: You made me sleep
You complain to be tired
Nora: Back to accusing me?
I tried staying awake for you
Calimero: When I ask you to send the mail you said you wanna sleep and you reply take to many minutes
Honey now is morning
Not good for arguing
my WIFI was on and I slept on my phone
you don't understand what I went through yesterday
Now you are not showing any serious concern
Nora: you wanted to send me your account but you didn't. You don't show me seriousness
Calimero: I think am gonna die because you have really frustrated my life so much
I was crying the other day when I sent you a voice note and don't care to console me
You said if you wish?
That means am sending it for no reason
Am so devastated
Nora: That means I complied to your wish
But if you don't appreciate, then don't
Calimero: What are you saying now
Because I don't really no anymore about your taught
If your really not ready or serious to be with me kindly inform me
Because you are the only one that I make me cried for and and feel sad
Am so tired πŸ˜ͺ I told you please don't stress me
But you keep suffering me like a slave is this what you call love
I did everything
Now you keep accusing me for chatting with another woman
Nora: I said I complied to your wish but you still don't want me
Calimero: Honestly πŸ˜” you do really love me
I love you so much baby
Honey
Nora: Calling is no use, fb lite doesn't give a notification of that. I was driving to work dear
Calimero: Okay
I love you
You are my destiny
Nora: Love you too sweety
Calimero: Honey did you Email the embassy
I sent you the current Email address
Nora: I didn't yet, wanted to do that today, but you said you didn't want to and now I'm confused
Calimero: Go ahead my love
Am sorry to confuse you
Nora: I can't because I don't know what you want me to do right now
Calimero: Are you gonna send me the money so I can take it to their office myself
It takes 2 weeks for all the documents to come out including my visa
But hope you we be there to pick me up at the airport
I want you
So tell me should I send it
I said I want to take it in person to them
My love what are you doing
Nora: I'm at the office.
Calimero: This is not right honey
Please give me any site you know what you can receive notifications
Because am really not happy with this your Facebook lite
Nora: It doesn't change a thing. When I'm at work I don't have time to always respond immediately
Calimero: Just give me
Nora: you have my email, I get notifications there, but it's the same, I can't always respond immediately
Calimero: Okay so I think I will not be waiting here for you anymore
Because this is killing me inside
You will have to text me this time
Any time you text I reply
Nora: I am texting you every time as soon as I'm online
Calimero: That just it
I will not write until you write
Nora: Okay
Calimero: Because even though I write to you when you are online , it takes you 3 minutes for you to reply
Nora: I'm in the office I told you
Calimero: Honey this is the type of life we have been leaving since last year and you are really dragging us backwards I have done all I can to see this relationship move to a great level but you keep putting us down, when are you gonna abandon all what happens between in the past between you and your ex husband and move on with me
Because if suddenly I misplaced this phone tomorrow, that mean I will not have any means of getting in touch with you anymore
Please give me your sell phone number so I can write it down in my diary
For safety reasons
Because I had a bad dream that I misplaced my phone and that was the end of this beautiful growing relationship
Nora: If you think something like losing your phone would stop us then you don't have any faith in god who brought us together
Calimero: I have faith in God
Nora: Then stop nagging about this please
Calimero: I was at then church
I am a real Christian
Nora: wow, that's beautiful
Calimero: Honey I will not call you I promise
Nora: okay, thank you
Calimero: Come to think about this
Are you really saying I can have your number
?
Nora: No, I'm thanking you for not calling me
Calimero: Then can I have your number.?
Nora: No you don't need my number
Calimero: I asked for give it
Can I have it?
Nora: I told you that I'm not giving it
Calimero: Oh really ?
You know what keep it okay, because I can see you have a very strong heart
Nora: Thank you dear
Calimero: Are you still sending me the money for my travel
?
Nora: You didn't tell me yet what to do
Calimero: <voicemessage>
Hello honey
I believe our love for each other is meant to stay forever
Can you always tell me what you always do since I can't call you
So I can be able to know when you are free
And when you are busy
Yes
Hello
I will send you account details now
Nora: Okay
Calimero: <piggy>
When you send the money please send me the payment slip it important okay
Nora: Ok dear I will
I am going to spoil you so much when you're here
I want to buy you gifts. do you like gold?
Calimero: When are you gonna send it
Lol
Nora: That's not an answer
Calimero: Yes I like gold
Tell me please when are you gonna send it?
Nora: As soon as I can but work is too busy to allow me to go to the bank now
Calimero: Okay
Nora: your mother will hate me for taking you away from her
Calimero: No she will be so happy πŸ˜€
Definitely when you give birth she can come take care of her grand child
Nora: Will she do that? I'd love to meet her
Calimero: Am happy you are 31 years old
Yes of course
Immediately you sent me the money I will go tomorrow to the embassy to start with the visa processing
Nora: I'd love that
Calimero: Okay babe
I can't wait to meet you
Will it be possible today or tomorrow?
Nora: I hope so
Calimero: Hope so means what?
Nora: Means that today is busy and I hope I have time to go before they close
Calimero: Lol
It late already
Iet leave it tomorrow
Good night hope you send it before you get to work my morning time???
Nora: Good night?
What time do you think it is?
Calimero: Your time is 5:12 over there now
Nora: No
Calimero: You are one our ahead
Nora: And even if it was I wouldn't go to bed yet
Calimero: Where are you now?
Nora: at the office
Calimero: Then tomorrow right
Nora: Yes I'll go tomorrow
Calimero: Take care of yourself always
I love you good night
Nora: why good night? It's not bedtime for a long time yet
Calimero: Am not feeling good πŸ˜”
Nora: Oh, sorry to hear that
what's wrong?
Calimero: Talk to you tomorrow night love
much later
Calimero:
I did the research
<screenshots about PTSD, looks like I've played my part well because Nora displayed all the symptoms>
I sent you a mail
Nora: Thank you honey, that means a lot to me
Calimero: You welcome I wait for your reply
Nora: I didn't expect you to message me, you said you feel sick
how are you now?
Calimero: Are you chatting with another
Nora: I only have one love
Calimero: Am good ❀️
Who that love ❀️?
Nora: You are of course
Calimero: Honey I love you so much
Nora: Love you too honey
Calimero: Will you love to spend the the rest of your life with me?
Nora: That's a silly question
Would I marry you if I didn't want that?
Calimero: Am asking?
What did you eat for dinner?
The chat is very slow am not enjoying it
Nora: I had baked potatoes and green beans
are you a good cook?
Calimero: Yes
Nice meal
Nora: I like cooking, we can do that together and you can teach me african dishes
Calimero: Lol hahahah funny you
You make me smile
It very slow here
Despite being a thousand miles apart, our love has been growing stronger and stronger. I’ll never forget you because you’re always in my heart. And my heart can't seem to let you go. I love you very much!
I heard people saying long distance relationships don't work, but ours has been working very well. No matter how far, it can't change the feelings I have for you. You’re my heart desire. I love you, honey.
Nora: Thought you were offline
Calimero: It very slow honey
Nora: I noticed
Calimero: I wish that you were here. I know that you love me just as much as I love you, but that doesn't make this any easier. You are the reason for my joy and happiness. I love you so much!
Nora: you're so sweet honey
Calimero: Nobody can ever take your place in my heart; you’re the only one who makes me happy. You are all I need in my life. I’m still hungry to see you dearest.
Nora: Can't wait for that as well
You're suddenly a fast typer
Calimero: I always wanted a woman who would be kind to me, listen to me, treat me with respect, generally value me. I also wanted someone brilliant and beautiful. This may seem like a tall order, but I've found all of these things with you! You're the best partner I've ever had, and I love every second that I get to spend with you.thank you Nora
Why no reply?
Nora: Because I'm speechless
Calimero: πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’ž please don't be speechless I love you so much
Nora: I love you too honey
you're so special
Calimero: I’m happy to see that our relationship is standing the test of time. Thanks for loving me wholeheartedly despite the distance between us. You are my heart's desire!
Nora: I really can't wait to have you here
I know I'm suppose to be sleeping but I can't sleep for some reason, your literally in my mind always don't think I can ever get rid of your image. Sweetheart ,even though I'm suppose to be trying to sleep I think it's worth putting a smile on your face when you wake up because seeing you smile is the best thing that I want. Right now I'm thinking to myself how did I get a woman like you?
Nora you are my soulmate β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ’‹
Nora: Calimero, even though this all is very nice, I don't really enjoy that you're just copy-pasting stuff
what you write yourself is so much more nicer
Calimero: Is it because am fast
That my life for you when
Nora: no it's because you don't write it yourself
Calimero: I do
This a good time no argument please am not ready to feel bad again I have been so angry
Are you saying that am going to copy what others posted
Nora: I'm not arguing with you
Calimero: That really not nice from you I do all my best to compose a sweet amazing message for you and now you make me feel bad again
That not really nice
You keep making me not to show you how much I care
You want argument
Nora: Now you're writing yourself and I like that much more better honey
Calimero: I wrote those messages myself, what are you talking about have any one sent you such a message before
I wanna get married to you, have kids with you and grow old with you. That's literally my future plans, because I know that as long as you are by my side I'll be okay in every pain and struggle, I'm saying this all from my heart every little word in this paragraph is how I feel about you now and I don't think it will change unless you change.
Nora: Okay
Calimero: But I know you won't change, because you are my one and only nora and I'll love you till death do us apart. I love you so much baby. I hope this puts a massive smile on your face because I want you to know that my love for you grows every single day. Your the last thing I think about sleeping and the first thing I think about when I wake up. I know you are very are intelligent and claver so am me too
I love you deep down my heart that why I did all my best to really investigate who you really are
Honey you are little stubborn but I love you so much
Nora: I love you too and you make me so happy
Calimero: Honey what time are you sending the money by tomorrow, so I can go to cash it out and quickly take it to the embassy
I'm going to the bank in the morning. I'll let you know when I'm back
Calimero: Are you working tomorrow?
Nora: Yes, I work monday to friday
Calimero: Thank you for always being by my side. Together we are creating adventures we will someday share with our kids. I know when I need someone you will be there. Thank you for being the one I can count on and trust with even my darkest fears and biggest dreams. I would choose no one other than you to be my partner in life.I love you so much, if I was told that despite the insults, arguments, hate, dishonest and anger and violence words we still stand together as one that mean nothing can break our hearts πŸ’š and love ❀️
I love you so much , that for giving me the chance to understand you I love you so much Nora
Nora: How many children do you want?
Calimero: 3
Nora: wow. I love that
I want the first to be a boy
A little calimero
Calimero: Yes me too
Second little Nora
She will be so beautiful
I can't believe that our love now is strong again
Nora: ahw
and the third?
Calimero: Girl
Nora: maybe another boy so they can both protect their sister πŸ˜‰
Calimero: Yes like that
Can you give me this 3 babies
Nora: If it's gods wil
Calimero: Amen
But you didn't give your ex a kid right hope all is well inside your body little worried
Nora: I prevented it. Didn't want a kid with him
Calimero: Really for 10 years
Nora: Yes
Calimero: That's means you don't give him sex
Nora: He took that himself against my will
but I saw a gyneacologist. They gave me pills for it
Calimero: Wow that really bad
I did a research about your illness
It very a terrible one, how have you controlling it
?
Nora: I have no choice
Calimero: Did you gave this terrible illness when you where a child?
Nora: no
Calimero: Then how did you had an encounter with it????
Can. You explain please????
Nora: It happened because of traumatic experiences
Calimero: Like???
Nora: Can we please not talk about this?
Calimero: What was your own experience?
I wanna know how to manage it with you
Honey we are both in this I can't abandon you?
Nora: I don't want to talk about it. It gives me nightmares
Calimero: Who did this to you???
I really wanna know?
Nora: my ex husband
Calimero: If feel so sorry
How can I help you in this situation????
Nora: Just be there for me and understand. We'll get through it together
if you stay with me
Calimero: If you are wondering how much I love you, wonder no more. You are the sun in my sky, the river that runs through my soul, and the very air I breathe. Before I met you, I didn't believe it was possible to love someone so deeply and completely, but you have given me faith that true love really does exist because I share it with you.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 1:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like the touch of $1,000 for the visa - complete nonsense - and the hospital declaration. An employer's declaration might be required, but the other stuff is surely complete invention. Hilarious stuff, but a fair mock-up, I agree.
Quite surprised to read the lad claiming to be Igbo - the phrase he used twice is actually in the Yoruba language. But, hey-ho. 😁

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If he can afford a car and Wi-Fi, he is not a poor Nigerian and should be paying all his travel expenses. I think Nora should call him on this, just for the sake of extra slaps. She can always relent later and send him a wonderful parcel.πŸ˜…

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 1:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wednesday January 8
Nora: Good morning dear
Calimero: How are you doing my love
Hope you slept well
Nora: Yes I did dear. You too?
Calimero: Yes
what are you doing now?
Drink some coffee and get set of the day
Nora: Honey the bank needs to know your address for verification. They're security procedures have been upgraded recently for fraud protection. I told them that you're not a fraud and they could send the money but they insisted. If you send me your address I can go back to the bank today
Calimero: It 12:19 now no response from you
Honey do you mean my own house address
Hello
Honey do you mean my house address ???
<new piggy>
Use this one it contains all the information
Nora: Yes I mean your home address
Calimero: <piggy again>
Nora: Who is <beneficiary>?
Calimero: That my mom company
She can help get it out
I told her
Nora: Oh. Ok.
Calimero: Am little dizzy
I have to eat and sleep
Nora: Really? You're leaving again
Calimero: No
Am fine
Am with you I can do that later
Honey
You can see the beneficiary address is there
Nora: Ok. You tell me every time that you don't feel good
So I'm worried
Calimero: It just that I lost my best friend in a car accident
And he is the only one I communicate with and chat with but now he is gone
Do you know how you feel when you lost a love one
Honey right now you are all I have left
You and my mom
Please go back to the bank okay , if there need to speak to me on video am ready am not a scammer and I can't be
Thanks for defending me I love you so muchβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ’‹πŸ’‹
Love you forever
Honey time now 3:10 PM what is the going on my wife
Your husband is so worried I can't sleep
Honey
You see my message no response
What happening
Nora: My system is slow
Calimero: So what is the update
did you pay the money
Sent the money so I can inform my mom
Please tell me what is going on
Nora: I just told you , the network is slow and I"m working. I"ll try to go back to the bank before closing time
Calimero: Honey I love you so much okay
I love you too honey
But are you sure this will be possible today
Honey?
I haven't had from you oo
??
Nora: honey, I'm going to the bank in the morning. My boss gave me some time off to go there again
Calimero: Hope they will be no stores
Nora: What do you mean?
Calimero: If you any any More information please tell me
Nora: I will
Honey what kinds of presents do you like?
Calimero: So I can get it ready for you
Am just tired and stress because I really want to meet you and spend my life with you , since my best friend is dead
Nora: I know dear I want that too
And I want to spoil my man with nice things but I don't know what you like
Calimero: Like cars lol
Lol are you that boyant to spoil me
Nora: A car is a bit big, we'll have to find you one when you're here
Calimero: Honey am really gonna miss my mom but I have no choice
Because I need my own family
And I have been with out sex for a long time now
I really need you
Nora: lol
that's not really an answer
Calimero: Get me anything nice okay
Nora: anything like what?
Calimero: Clothes or shoes lol
You really making me smile
I love your vibe
Nora: I can't buy you that, what if it doesn't fit?
What about a wristwatch? Gold?
a phone maybe?
Calimero: Okay nice
Yes
Great
I love you so much my sweetheart
You make me smile
Nora: I like doing that πŸ™‚
Calimero: Now am enjoying our closeness
It gives me more reason to love you more and more
Nora: ahw that's so sweet
Calimero: Honey hope everything will be finalized at the bank tomorrow
I will go to the church and pray
Nora: I'm sure it will. I have all the informations they needed now
Calimero: Okay my love
You are my happiness forever
What kind of car do you have?
Nora: a silver one
Calimero: I mean the name
Nora: Not a clue, but it's shiny and fast. I know nothing about cars
Calimero: Lol I mean is it a SUV or a little car
Honey where are we gonna get married
At the church , river side, park or in an open place
Nora: Church of course
Calimero: Okay great I love that
Honey I can't wait
Nora: Me either.
I have some work to finish.
Calimero: Okay my wife
Honey you have been online
Who are you chatting with?
Nora: I was watching videos dear
Calimero: Really?
And all this while you did not care to write to me
Do you really miss me ?
Nora: I thought you were tired so I didn't want to disturb you
Calimero: Am yours
Anytime
Nora: I know dear but when you don't feel good you need rest
I want to take good care of you
Calimero: Lol great
Are you not working today
Nora: Yes I've been working
Calimero: Okay
I mean tomorrow
Do you wanna sleep at work
Nora: I don't think my boss would approve of that
Calimero: Okay so you mean you are off today right?
Nora: No, I just told you I've been working today
you don't even read what I wrote
you must be really tired
Calimero: Am not
I have been sleeping since 8 PM
Nora: ok
then you just didn't care to read
Calimero: I care
I read
Nora: yet you forgot within 20 seconds
Calimero: You said I have been working today
But you did not tell me when. You go of work today
So I really read
Nora: I'm home now
And tired
I'm going to sleep
Calimero: Lol now you are going to sleep
Because am awake
You can go sleep while I watch videos
Nora: No I'm going to sleep because I have to get up early in the morning, or don't you want me to go to the bank before I go to work?
Calimero: Okay my love
What time do you live for the bank tomorrow??
Can you chat me up when you at the bank tomorrow so I can assist you with any information you need again because am really tired too
I love you so much baby
Always eat lunch

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^^^ Edit / mask the real name of Nora in some of the above quotes.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 3:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thursday January 9
Nora: I'm going inside the bank right now dear
Calimero: Good morning
Okay am waiting to hear from you
Honey
Darling am here for you
Darling what is going on, I have not had any from you
What is the situation right now because am really worried about it ,you got my international passport and all my details in it and you got everything you need
Why no reply my love am really tired about everything
I have really stressed my life because am doing all my best to meet with you
I will wait for your reply
I love you so much
It 12:00 now
And no reply

He received the first message from P-log and pretty quickly after that sent Nora an email: "Lol you try okay
Now shipping company lol old school format"

Nora: Honey the bank started nagging again, so I decided to go and buy you some gifts and send the money to you together with those
invoice.pdf
hello?
Why are you not responding?
Lol funny
Calimero: You want me to pay for delivery fees you
You try
Nora: What?
I have already paid the fees completely
Why would I ask you to do that?
Calimero: It not possible to ship money
Nora: I didn't tell them that was in the parcel
Calimero: So what do you want
Nora: I want you here of course
Calimero: You did not send the money through Western Union, money gram, and other means see listen Nigeria is one of the highest scamming country in the world
It difficult for me to believe this
Nora: Are you a scammer then?
Is that what you're saying?
Calimero: Am not
Nora: Oh my god I can't believe I fell for a scammer
Calimero: Am not
Am not
You crazy
Nora: Then what are you saying?
Calimero: Am saying thank you
Nora: Doesn't look like it
Calimero: What is inside the package
Nora: 2 iphones, a gold watch and a gold necklace
Calimero: Okay
Nora: Okay? I've been shopping for you all morning and that's all you say?
Calimero: Thanks you
Such company is not in my country
Nora: They said they deliver worldwide
Calimero: Not possible
Nora: why?
Calimero: Lol you try
Bros continue the good work okay
Nora: What?
Calimero: They are asking to pay money I knew it
So how much will I pay
Nora: Nothing
I've paid all charges
Calimero: So how can I pick it up
Nora: They deliver it to you of course
Calimero: How man weeks do I have to wait
How many weeks
Nora: I'm not sure
I have a meeting now. I'll be back later
Calimero: Lol
Kindly send me the picture of the items you send
What type of iPhone?
Nora: I don't like your attitude. You're being rude
And FYI, the items are shipped I can't make pictures of them anymore
Calimero: Okay honey
I love you so much
Let hope and wait
Listen very carefully okay I have Google and do my research about your shipping company and it says it a scam
So go take your back your package and send it to someone else
I knew all this is fake and scam and you are not real
So I will say to you thanks so much for deceiving me and making me believing in you,
Do not try and use my passport for any thing illegal because I have already reported this issue
I did not asked you for any thing or gold 🌟 items
You when and send me gold watch do I look like a small boy that you will use my head lol you very funny
I can't believe it, no wonder you can't show your face or answer calls nice job okay
Keep hustling
I trusted you
I believe in you
I gave you my heart
I told my family about you
Now all this time you where busy planning away to hurt me
Nora: What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm sending you money and gifts and you start acting like an idiot again?
Calimero: How much is inside the parcel
Nora: €10.000
Calimero: Hahahah how possible
Nora: I was at the bank this morning
But I can see you're not serious
Thank you for making me fall in love with you only to break my heart
Calimero: How can I convince
When I have Google the fake company
Am not a fool you did not tell me you sending any package πŸ“¦
If you want me to believe you send it through DHL
Nora: I have told you
You're being ridiculous
I've been there this morning so how can they be fake
I don't need you to believe me and I'm not making them bring it back only to send it with another company again. That's stupid and a waste of my money
Calimero: Okay let's wait
It says six days
Nora: Good luck with that
Calimero: What year is the company establish?
Have you use the company before?
Answer me?
But I swear if you guys think you can take money from me its just a waste of Time
And one more thing send me the information document you used in sending the package πŸ“¦????
And take a road side picture of the company by tomorrow morning if not
Nora: What about go fuck yourself
Calimero: Lol πŸ˜‚ I knew it
Trick stars
Leave me alone you break my heart am so stupid to believe you
Master of lies
Am not saying anything
Nora: Keep it up
Calimero: Hahahahhahah πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ you try today
Nora: Thought you weren't saying anything
Calimero: You try ooo
So you want to mess up with my head
Nora: you're still talking
Calimero: For your mind you sent me €10,000 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ you done see mugu keep on the good work okay
Nora: you're still talking
Calimero: I will not stop calling
Speak the truth
If not I will keep calling
Liar
You think you can scam me lol
Try some else
Nora: Are you done whining now?
Calimero: You crazy old man do now you can stay awake by 1:47 AM before you are going to bad early
Nora: it's only 0:49 here
Calimero: Keep searching for other clients
You will find someone else hustle hard
Scammer
So I look like a fool to you
, that you will send €10.000 with gold watch and phone
Hahahah
Nora: You look like a big baby the way you're acting
Calimero: You are lying it not good
And you look like a very big baby girl by telling me lies
With your little brain
You thought I fall for gold
Nora: Back to insults again. I seriously don't even know why I fell for you or loved you
With your lies an your egghead
Calimero: Lol really
Now who is lying
Nora: You start acting more and more like a little gay boy
Calimero: You told me you sent me a package and you know it all fake lol you most be drunk
Nora: And you must have been fucked in the ass one too many times
Calimero: Grow up big baby girl
Nora: better a baby girl than a gay boy
Calimero: Such scam are old format
Nora: format how?
Calimero: I have had lot of story about such scam
You would have use something better
Nora: what are you talking about?
you really make no fucking sense at all
did you suck your boyfriends dick too hard that your brains popped or something?
Calimero: It all over the Internet okay
Delivery so stop using delivery scam to get my assets down.
Nora: Explain please
Calimero: You crazy dump head
Nora: ahw honey you even insult like a gay
you really have the technique down like a pro
Calimero: You told me do you like gold lol, I look at you and laugh
Stop using delivery scam to deceive people
It doesn't work
Dump head
Nora: You still didn't explain this delivery scam
Calimero: You Delivery company is fake, am sure you stupid brain did not tell you
That such company is not found anywhere
Crazy asshole you wanna pretend to be real , silly thief lol , you fucking failed
Crazy asshole
Nora: What did I ever steal from you?
Calimero: You need my money
Say it louder
Stop using delivery scam bitch
You dumb bitch silly head πŸ’€ full of no idea lol πŸ˜‚ you need money πŸ’°
Nora: I have money enough of my own
I don't need no silly gay boy's money
Calimero: Lol πŸ˜‚
Am not a gay bitch
Nora: you could've fooled me
Calimero: You low life criminal
Come take some cash
Hungry sick child
Look go and up grand your poor stupid life
LITH pog is fake


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 3:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well...heΒ΄s got one thing right in the end. Looks like the company has a reputation amongst lads these days Smile . Time for a facelift/name change?

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