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Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 5:09 pm

What a treat to log in this morning and read this long chain of messages from a freshly safaried lad! Very Happy

Great job. His misery has only just begun.

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

I laugh reading all this, but in all seriousness, how does Joojoo keep his job?

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 5:20 pm

^^^ LOL!

18.14 - Calimero sent Joojoo's messages to the manager:

Quote:

This is the rubbish I received from your driver

My nigerian manager is relaxed and calm:

Quote:

It looks like the radiator break could not be repaired locally so a new part was ordered
Delivery will be made tomorrow after the car is repaired ok ?
I regret what happened and I assure you that the company will try to repair everything
Please go to a good hotel and an excellent restaurant and feel good ok ?
Keep the receipts and send them in the mail and Joojoo will pay everything morrow
Joojoo is from Benin and there it is legal to be gay and he has your biometric photos
He probably likes you but it's not a problem if you don't like him ok ?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Re: how does JooJoo keep his job, I believe he's lost it on several occasions, but always seems to get reinstated, clearly due to his undeniable usefulness.😅😅😅

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2018 Posts: 90

Birlic wrote:

Calimero to my manager Orowaka:

Quote:

I don't think a goat could spoil a van please try and be specific about this

Yeah, but these aren't just ordinary goats - these goats kick ass.

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 5:58 pm

MorganleFay wrote:

Re: how does JooJoo keep his job

Joojoo's obviously got powerful juju.

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 6:20 pm

JooJoo for plog employee of the month!

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 6:56 pm

18.50 - Our dear Calimero is outraged by Joojoo's proposal, so he sent a copy after "the incriminated" text to my manager Elvis.

Quote:

This is the new insult am receiving again

Bad move! Elvis is a modern, open minded man. Laughing

It's always funny to accuse the lads of being gay. I noticed that this bothers them very much, much more strongly than any other offense.
I don't understand why, but their reactions are disproportionate and they cannot control themselves. Twisted Evil

Quote:

Dear Sir,

I could say that you have to feel flattered, because that man complimented you. That man was sincere and this is admirable. Jesus, I can't believe how homophobic you are! Mr. Calimero, we live in the 21st century and, if a man tells you he likes you, you have to enjoy! Honestly, you should evolve a little at the level of your sexual prejudices. Finally, if the fact that a man has found you attractive bothers you, we can punish him and cut 15% of his salary this month. Please write a complaint in which to exemplify concretely all your dissatisfaction and I promise that I will personally deal with this case. On the other hand, I sincerely ask you. Did you offer that man any hope? Have you shown, in any way, that you are gay and would you like to spend some time with him? It is important to know this, because I would not want to punish an innocent.

The last question; you took over the package, is everything okay?
Cheers,
Elvis

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 7:17 pm

Quote:

Have you shown, in any way, that you are gay and would you like to spend some time with him?

Answer: Not explicitly but he might as well have stormed out the closet riding a glitter fueled jet pack considering the rainbow sandals he was showing off in the BIPs. Besides, Nora has had her suspicions for quite some time that Calimero has been using her as a beard. He needs to embrace this new reality.

Let us toast to the health and happiness of Calimero and Joojoo in this special time of courtship beers!

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:21 pm

16:29
Calimero: I don't know
That why am worried
Can you email Elvis presh
Nora: You can do that yourself, you did it before to convince them that I was hacked so you can email them now
Calimero: Why will you always acting like this
You where supposed to fight for your man
because it's true
Nora: you were supposed to fight for your woman but you didnt
Calimero: But keep been aggressive to me
Nora: no I'm not
just telling you the situation. You were man enough to go behind my back and email them, so you are man enough to email them now
Calimero: Is this how you will always keep on holding offense
No
Then keep hating on me
Nora: I'm not doing that but if you want to I can
Calimero: Then stop hurting me more
Do you feel so happy that I am been sad
Nora: Do you feel happy that I have been sad by your treatment for so long?
Calimero: I apologize for that but you did not apologize for hating on me
Nora: I don't hate you
Calimero: Do you love me?
Nora: Would I still talk to you if I didn't?
I still want to marry you, but you hurt me and broke my trust
Calimero: Am sorry
Nora: I know
Calimero: Than take out the past for your heart
If not you will not be always happy with me
5:55 PM
Calimero: <list of al the pith emails that contacted him>
I have been receiving messages from this Email address
You missed a call
Nora: What about it?
7:23 PM
Calimero: Lol 😂 okay now I see
No problem
Nora: I don't understand you
Calimero: That company has no branch in Nigeria
Am going back tomorrow morning
This is not a delivery company, I have been fooled and used by you guys have a nice day
Nora: What are you talking about?
8:54 PM
Nora: Where are you staying tonight?

19:42 Calimero writes to Elvis

Quote:

leave me a lone I don't trust you guys anymore this a not a delivery company I have made my investigation
You people are up to something else
Have a nice day

21:21 Elvis responds

Quote:

Dear Sir,

Are you drunk or what happened to you today? You are talking nonsense again and your diabolical behavior is starting to disgust me more and more. You did not answer any of my previous questions about the conversations you had with that driver and you also didn't tell me if the delivery of the parcel today has been successful or not.
Right now I am off duty and I will not answer any more messages today. If you are capable of communicating in a reasonable manner, then we can discuss this more tomorrow.

Cheers,
Elvis

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:41 pm

Lollipop may be interested in this lad joining his cause Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:23 pm

Calimero has a plan of his own

Calimero: Why will I be fooled by a delivery company
You said you trusted the delivery company
Nora: What is happening?
Calimero: But all I get is nonsense
All this while their van did not broke down
But today it broke down
Nora: how?
Calimero: A good delivery company such as DHL or USP will call their clients but this one doesn't call
All I get is email
What if I don't have Email address
I keep receiving stupid Emails from them
And am so curious about my dealing with them
There told me that they are gonna take the parcel when it was in Cameron
Have you gone off line
Nora: No, I'm here
I don't understand what's going on
Calimero: Am leaving here tomorrow
Nora: Can you please explain what is going on? You're leaving me in the dark completely
Calimero: The company is not delivering any parcel
It all lies
So tomorrow am going back
Nora: What did they say?
Why are they not delivering?
Calimero: Am tired of this bullshit, where did you meet with this delivery company?
The items you bought did you have the receipt or pictures?
Is there any prove so I can use it to go to the police station tomorrow to make an entry report about this company
I have sent you the receipt on the day I sent the parcel to you. That's all I have
Nora: But you still don't tell me why they are not delivering
Calimero: The address the company gave me is not a good address and there are playing tricks
So do you want to tell me that, the receipt you sent me is the receipt you use in purchase those items
Nora: It's the receipt the shipping company gave me when I sent the parcel to you
What did they tell you why they don't deliver?
Calimero: What about the receipt for the delivery because am going to the police station as soon as 7:30AM tomorrow before I leave Abuja
I need the police to handle this matter properly
Nora: You are not reading what I asked you
Calimero: Honey a good delivery company will not insult their clients, and call their clients a thief so I have explained to a man about this issue and the man said that company is not a real company from the Email address and everything
So I call someone in the Nigeria police force
Who said I should come as soon as 7:30AM tomorrow morning
Please send me the receipt of the item please
So I can show it to the police officers
Nora: Who told you that, which man are you talking about and why is the company not delivering the fucking parcel
Calimero: Am sure there is a receipt for those phones and the watch
Nora: Explain
Honey I threw out all the receipts when I was so angry about finding out you lied about my account being hacked. I wasn't interested in the parcel anymore and I thought about giving up everything so I threw it all away 😞
I'm sorry
Calimero: Do you have any evidence please I need something to prove to the police
Please think
Am fighting for our love and everything
Nora: I only have the receipt from the shipping company that I sent to you
Calimero: Because the Email address look suspicious and I have sent it to the police man
Just the way I forwarded it to you but I indicated the driver and the manager in abuja and mr Elis presh the customer care manager and emoke the Cameron manager
Tomorrow it will be tracked and I will definitely know the source and location where the Email am receiving are coming from
But I need some more proof
Yes can you go back to that store you purchased those items
They can check the date and reprint the receipt
Please
Nora: Ok, I'll go there tomorrow
Where are you staying?
Calimero: Don't worry about where I am, I am safe my love
I will get to the bottom of this tomorrow
Am so happy that by tomorrow I will no the real results of the Plog company
Nora: I want to know where you are staying
Calimero: The police officer said the the mean trusted delivery company company in Nigeria are DHL, FedEx, USP
The rest are fake
Am in a friend house
Tomorrow is the mean day, I have suffered so much
Nora: Why not at your sisters place?
Calimero: She is married I don't want issues with her after all that I have been true
Honey please tomorrow you will try and pick my call
Because you will have to specify and speak to the police officer that you are the one that buy the gift and you sent it through that Plog
Nora: I'm not talking ot strangers
Calimero: Okay make sure you send me that receipt tomorrow okay
I will explain to them that you can't speak base on health issues
Please try and send the receipt it very important, investigation will be carried out tomorrow morning I will be there for a few hours before I will leave to book my ticket back to Owerri
I really need to know what is this Games all about
Hello
Why no reply
Are you sending mails
Nora: you were typing, I was waiting until you're done
thank you for your understanding
But you still didn't tell me why the company said they don't deliver the parcel
Calimero: Honey I need to ask you this important question
Did you tell the company?
What is inside the parcel?
Did you tell them about the watch and neckless
Nora: I told them about the watch and the necklace and the 2 Iphones
Calimero: Did you tell them about if there are Gold or not?
Nora: You can't tell the police about the money because that's illega.
Yes I told them it's gold. I paid for the insurance of the contents
Calimero: Okay don't worry about that
The Nigerian police will get to the source of it
I have exposed everything
And it will be handled properly don't worry
This criminal need to be cut and dealt with
I can't leave my home and come out here for no reason
Please all I need from you now is that copy of the receipt
I will go get those tomorrow morning
Try and send it to me before 9:00AM
Nora: That's not possible
stores aren't open at that time yet
Calimero: By what time
Please
It the only reason I need to prove my case
Nora: I know and I'll go before work, I promise. Stores open between 9 and 9:30 so I should have it for you before 10
Calimero: Okay please do
I love you so much
Now you will no am ready to fight for your
Nora: I believe you
But you still didn't tell me why the company doesn't want to deliver the parcel
Calimero: Yes honey I have suffered a lot
Honey am a grown man
The company want to delay the parcel so it will be confiscated
And they will have all you have sent to me
Am not a baby and I can't be
Nora: how are they delaying? Tell me
Calimero: Honey lot of stories please I have received from them
DHL COMPANY call their clients and arrange for pickup, FedEx do same thing including USP DELIVERY COMPANY
Don't worry my ❤️
Nora: Ok, if you say so
Calimero: Tomorrow the truth of the issue will be revealed
Am not scared of any thing anymore
Nora: I hope they will find out what's going on
Calimero: Definitely
And also can you take a picture of that company over there in Holland
Nora: I have no time to go there tomorrow but I'll ask a friend to go
Calimero: Please do this are full evidence of proof and everything
Nora: I know honey
Calimero: Hope you phone will be on tomorrow
Nora: Yes it'll be on, but I also have work so I'm not available all the time
Calimero: Remember you said by 9:30 I will get the receipt of those items
Nora: I said by 10, the store opens between 9 and 9:30
Calimero: Because police need to move immediately for proper investigation and fact
I have had enough
From the company
Nora: Yes I know and I will go there first thing in the morning
Calimero: Honey and one more thing that picture of the delivery company is very important
Nora: I know and I will urge my friend to go there.
Calimero: Promise
Did you fill any questionnaire given to you by Elis presh??
Because that another fact
Nora: Yes, I printed it out and sent it to them
Calimero: Do you have a copy??
Nora: Only the document that isn't filled out yet, the one I filled out is with them now
Calimero: Send it to me
I will also review the one I filed out
This is a very serious issue
Nora: you mean the blank document?
Calimero: Yes please
Nora: Wait, let me see where I have it please
I have forwarded the email to you
Calimero: Yes I saw it
I will be expecting the rest via Email
Nora: which rest?
Calimero: The receipts of the item and the pictures of the delivery company , please make sure your friend included the logo of the Plog company clearly
Thanks
Nora: Oh those, yes, I'll send you that tomorrow. I thought you needed more right now
Calimero: No
Tomorrow
Nora: Ok I will

Tomorrow the pith characters will just continue playing their part as planned while Calimero is doing his investigating with the local police and he'll slowly realize he is a complete idiot, but he'll never know for sure.

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 12:46 am

^^^^ Cant wait to hear what Sherlock Holmes uncovers in his investigation.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2018 Posts: 90

I would strongly urge him to go to the police!! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 2:38 am

^^^ agreed. Calimero should also provide copies of any police reports filed due to this injustice! From baits I've read on here, the Nigerian police are notoriously corrupt and will likely ask for bribes to obtain the necessary paperwork. Hope he has some loose Naira jingling in his britches!

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:44 am

Wednesday
He didn't respond because he was busy typing a long message to Elis and Orawaka
23:22

Quote:

Elvis Presley or what so ever you called your name
My wife Nora Johnson has given me the go ahead to go make an entry report to the police department by 7:30 AM which I have discussed with her to do, she will forward me all the receipts of the items in the parcel and pictures of your Plog company which stand as an evidence and prove of her shipping those the parcel through your delivery company
DHL, USP, FedEx call their client and deliver the consignment to their customers, but all I get from you and your colleagues is insult and calling me a gay, I have compile all the email I received from you, <emoje's email>, <joojoo's email>, and <orawaka's email>
And am sure the Nigerian police will track where all this mail are coming from because I have suffered a lot problems and insult form you and you colleagues,
You have accused me of been a thief
You have called me names
You have accused me of robbery
This all I get from ORAWAKA, AND JOOJOO including EMOJE
no delivery company will accuse their clients like the way you have do to me
My wife said she refew to your company what is inside the parcel
And am very sure that you want to delay the parcel so you can confiscate it and take all the belongings in it
But I believe the police will get to the bottom of the hole scenery by tomorrow
And I will definitely no the truth of the hole scenery
Since you don't want me to have my parcel
Good night and I expect more insults from you by morning

Ungrateful company

Same message was sent to Orawaka

Calimero: Call I hear your voice
My love
Remember you promised to send me a picture of you currently
Are you gone
Do you wanna Email
Nora: I was getting ready to go to bed. I'm tired
Goodnight dear
Calimero: Please send me a picture
You promise to send me a picture
Nora: Oh yeah I made that for you a while ago, wait
Calimero: I am
Wait
Waiting
Show me
Nora: <picture>
Calimero: Nice
You look cute
Please call me let talk a little
Nora: Thanks dear. Not now I'm tired
Calimero: Please my wife you know am going through a lot
Please
Nora: I know. I've had a stressful day as well
Calimero: 15 seconds
Nora: goodnight honey. I really want to sleep now
Calimero: Please
10 seconds
Nora: 😘
Calimero: 10 seconds
10 seconds
Only

Yesterday I needed to take a strong medicine cocktail and was pretty high when I prepared Elvis' message for this morning and I made a stupid mistake
Thursday
7:43 Elvis to Calimero

Quote:

Sir,

I regret that you feel this way and I am sure that when you calm down there will be a way to resolve this situation and there will be no need to involve the police in this matter. I have contacted the local manager who explained to me that the van of the deliveryman broke down. This is out of our influence and these unfortunate circumstances can occur. Due to this situation that has arisen I will delay the delivery deadline to January 6th. I am sure that the problems will be resolved soon and you will have your parcel.

The local manager, mr <other name who isn't even a character in this bait> is gone to the North for a delivery until Sunday. He is the one you need to contact for details about the local delivery, but he is in an area with bad network coverage. He said he notified you about that before you started coming to Abuja and he advised you to come on Monday, which would've made the delivery much quicker and less complicated.

Please keep receipts of any costs you have made during these days. Food, water, hotels and send the receipts to me or to mr. <nonexistent character> and we will make sure you will be compensated for your costs.

There is no need to make insults or unjustified accusations only because a delivery driver was feeling attracted to you and showed his interest. As I said before there is no need to feel ashamed of being gay and I don't understand why you make such a big issue of this.
I hope I have helped you to satisfaction and I want to wish you a very nice day.

Cheers,
Elvis

8:16 Calimero to Elvis. It's nice when a lad points out your mistakes so you don't screw up even more

Quote:

Mr Elvis
This is now getting interesting done worry about anything okay I will definitely make the report to the police station
Because I see I have been used
So now the name of the local manager has changed from Orawaka to Mr <nonexistent>
So now delivery will not hold today any more, you want me to stay here
And eat and logged in a hotel and get you the receipt are you talking to a little
Baby, my finance said she paid for everything including the insurance
So what is the big problem that you guys can't deliver my parcel to me
After sending you my pictures
All this while your company van did not broke down, is now that I have arrived you company van has broken down
, or is it just one van your company use to deliver their parcel in all the 36 states in Nigeria, please you are not communicating with a fool, am waiting for my wife to send me the receipts of the items and am going to send it to refewed every single thing to the police
Including the two different name you are giving to me
My finances has sent me the questionnaire you forwarded to her
Which is also a fact
You think I don't have a job I do right
You want me to come and stay in the hotel room and get the receipt and send to you,
You must be completely out of your mind
You will be tracked today
You and you partners

8:23 Calimero to Orawaka

Quote:

So now Your partner has changed your
Name to Mr <nonexistent>
You no longer bear ORAWAKA
this sounds grate

8:24 Calimero to Joojoo

Quote:

Mr driver or what so ever you called your name, I have seed that this is a team work , continue okay
I will find out where all this mail are coming from

9:06 Orawaka to Calimero

Quote:

Am don't understand what you are talking about, am Orawaka and I don't know why you call me a different name. Am understand your message and your discomfort. Mr. Presley will address this issue with you. Am heard from the garage and the radiator will be delivered right after lunchtime so the van will be repaired later this afternoon. The delivery deadline has been adjusted so you do not need to fear for anything, am want to deliver the parcel to you as soon as possible. Joojoo will contact you when he knows more.
Please send me the hotel and food receipts that you have from Wednesday and today. Joojoo always has some money on him and I will tell him to compensate you if you show me the receipts. Please be patient, this will all be resolved by the end of the day.

9:23 Elvis to Calimero

Quote:

Sir,

I don't see any reason for your outrageous outburst today. Mr <nonexistent> is a good friend of mine as you already know (no he doesn't, I thought I used the name of the cameroonian manager, but screwed up yet again, he doesn't know this name at all) and I mistakenly wrote the wrong name. It's a human error that can happen sometimes, especially when working with a large number of people in a company.
Unfortunately vans can break down, ours are of good quality, but the road accident from yesterday where it hit a goat and the radiator got damaged isn't due to quality reasons on the company's end, rather due to the fact of the poor state of the local roads I believe.
If you feel you need to contact the police to do investigations, please continue, though I think you are strongly overreacting all because the driver showed sexual interest in you.

Cheers,
Elvis

9:27 Calimero to Orawaka

Quote:

Am not interested in you paying any bills for me am not a hungry man or a poor man
I am in the police station making my entry because not ready for your games

9:31 Calimero to Orawaka

Quote:

If I don't get my parcel before 12:00pm today then you may have to bring it to Owerri because am leaving first thing tomorrow morning
Have a nice day

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:08 am

It's priceless to see how he's struggling with his doubts Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:19 am

His frustration levels are palpable and that's just fantastic. I can only imagine how dumb he must sound to the cops if the idiot really went there. Calimero: "Hi, I've been trying to scam this dumb rich bitch in Europe that mailed me a bunch of electronics, gold, and cash (shhh don't tell) after talking to her online only for a couple of days or so. The shipper has a unique "pause" feature that lets the customer freeze the delivery whenever I'm acting like a total douche canoe. This NL chick has put me through so much stress because she keeps accidentally sending my nude video/pics I made for her to family members and my fake FB persona profiles I use to run side scams and subterfuge. Furthermore, the P-LOG driver keeps making gay sexual advances on me because he saw pics of me mostly naked that were taken outdoors that I had to send to the company because I was trying to steal the package by lying about the NL girl being hacked. Please take pity on me as this is an injustice!!! Oh, I also pretended that I ingested poison to kill myself and was laid up in hospital but the gravity of that lie was lost on Miss Maga for some reason. None of this is fair so please arrest everyone but me. Use the FBI because I'm a lad and think that they have jurisdiction over everything even though no Americans are currently involved. I REST MY CASE!"

What an idiot Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:35 am

^^^^ That's the most wonderful recap of the story. I wish I could tell the police the true story without him finding out he has been baited... that is.. if he really is at the police station. This might all be a smoke curtain

8:24 AM
Calimero: Hello
Honey please don't forget to send me the receipt
Am waiting
Heading to the police station
I will be there in few minutes
Nora: Honey I was at the departmentstore where I bought those gifts but they couldn't give me a receipt
If I would've paid with credit card it was registered on my name but I paid cash
Calimero: There is a date
Of payment
Nora: So because I couldn't prove that I was the one who purchased those items they weren't allowed to print a ticket
the GDPR laws really are incredibly annoying
Sad

Calimero: Send me the picture of the Plog company
Nora: My friend is going there this morning to make it for you. I had to go to the office
Calimero: Am at the police station right now the case is getting serious
To many questions coming up
Nora: Tell me
Calimero: Call me on video now
It very important
Please
Nora: no
Why do you even ask?
Calimero: The officer said if I have see your face before
I told them no
Please show me your face on video even just a smile
Nora: no

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 10:54 am

Calimero: There are tracking where does mails are coming from
The company have stopped sending mails to me
What is happening
Are you sure you shipped anything to me, be honest
Nora: I don't know what's going on. Of course I have sent you gifts, why would I lie about that?
Give me one good reason why I would lie about that?
Calimero: AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COMMUNICATING WITH YOU BECAUSE INVESTIGATION IS GOING ON
THERE HAVE TO BE A RECEIPT WHICH IS AN EVIDENCE OF PROOF
Nora: huh?
Why aren't you supposed to be communicating with me?
Calimero: DO SOMETHING NOW
I NEED A PROOF
I TOLD THEM YOU SUPPOSED TO SEND IT TO ME BY 10:00AM
WHAT IS WRONG
Nora: I just explained to you
Calimero: YOU PROMISE, NOW YOU CAME BACK WITH A DIFFERENT STORY
I HATE THIS
SHOW ME A PICTURE
Nora: IT'S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT THAT THEY CAN'T GIVE ME A NEW RECEIPT
Calimero: OF THE COMPANY
Nora: READ ABOUT GDPR LAWS.
Calimero: I AM WAITING FOR THAT PICTURE
Nora: NOW STOP WITH THE CAPS OR I'LL STOP TALKING TO YOU
Calimero: CALL ME PLEASE
I HAVE TO SPEAK WITH YOU RIGHT NOW
PLEASE
No
No
Nora: done talking.
Calimero: Not texting me this seriously a big issue lot of cases like this are reported here am in KUBWA POLICE STATION
YOU MADE ME COME HERE
BECAUSE I TRUST YOU AND I CAME TO FIGHT FOR YOU AND NOW YOU DONE TALKING RIGHT
Nora: STOP FUCKING YELLING AT ME LIKE A MORON
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH?
Calimero: Then show me something
Nora: What?
Calimero: Evidence I need to prove to officer that you bought something
Because am really going crazy right now
Nora: You have a picture of the parcel right? They sent you taht
Calimero: Please that not an evidence
Am fucking going mad
Send me the Plog company
Picture
Nora: invoice.pdf
Calimero: I have this picture
I mean the company office picture
Stop acting like you don't know what am talking about
Nora: you want evidence, I'm sending you all I have right now. I'm waiting for the picture
Calimero: Please call your friend quickly
Am going to stay here for a why
Nora: I can't call her
Calimero: Hmmmm
Nora: You know this
Calimero: I don't please
Nora: you know I don't call anybody
Calimero: But you have called me
You really have to stop thinking 🤔 like this
Nora: How?
Calimero: You have called me before
And you keep making me feel like you gave someone the phone to talk to me
Nora: What the fuck
why would you say that?

Then Joojoo mailed the idiot and he quickly sent a screenshot to nora

Quote:

AM AT DI GARAJ WAITIN FOR DIE CARPARTS. DEY BRING IT AFTA LAUNCH TIME. AM GOING TO EAT CHICKEN AN RICE AND HAVE COLD BEER. MI BOSS SAD TO GIV YOU MONIE FOR YUR HOTEL STAY AN FOOD SO BE A GOOD BOI AND MAKE ME HAPPY OOOOH

Calimero: What's that saying?
Hold on I got this now
Am showing it to the officer
Nora: ok
Calimero: Are you saying you can't see anymore
Read that stop acting
Nora: I can see but I don't understand what he's writing
Calimero: This is a fake company
That what it detectives are telling me
Am going back, home I have been fooled
Nora: What are they saying? What did they see?
Calimero: It fake and you know what am talking about
Nora: no I don't
Calimero: Am not here to argue with you
Nora: good
Calimero: There is no such wearhouse
In that location
Am going back home you people have fooled me
Thanks
Nora: What do you mean? What location?
Calimero: You are not serious
Nora: EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN
Calimero: YOU ARE FUCKING NOT SERIOUS, YOU FOOLED ME AGAIN, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE TO YOU
Nora: Give me a copy of the police report
Calimero: AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
Nora: I'm Nora, nice to meet you
Calimero: HAVE A NICE DAY
Nora: Thank you dear but would you please send me that police report because I still don't know what's going on exactly and if they are impostors I need to know
Calimero: Are you a joker or what the fuck are you
The address of the company in Amsterdam is fake, and the wearhouse in Nigeria are both fake
Who the fuck are you
You have to come out real
Nora: What are you talking about? I've been there myself
Can you please send me the police report
Calimero: Good go make the report now yourself if you are right that you send me a gift , you can call the company with the number written there
No report
I have found out who you guys are
Nora: So you're a liar, you're not at the police station
Are you even in Abuja?
Are you playing your fucking games with me again?
Calimero: Stop trying to pretend
Am not talking to you right now
You fooled me
Nora: I'm pretty sure you are
I hate you for what you are doing to me
All lies
Calimero: You can't call me on video and and the officer are here
Nora: I don't believe you anymore
Calimero: There wanna be sure
Please go then am going back home
Thanks for fooling me with that fake ass company
Nora: You can't show me you're at the police station, you refuse to send me a police report. I"m sure you have just been at home all this time lying to me again
Calimero: Oh really
Please leave me a lone, no evidence of proof of items bought, no pictures of company officer
No video calls to see who I have been communicating with,
The detective have told me to keep off from you
I pray that your phone got destroy so all my nudes pics will disappear from your phone
I was a fool, wrong address of the company wearhouse in Nigeria, fake numbers of the company that does not connect all this are complete facts that the officer has proof to me that it all fake <number of the plog website>
Please don't send me anymore mails have a nice day
Nora: You are not even at the police station. You're just a silly little liar with a small dick who is trying to make me believe his stories again
If you can't send me the police report then I will never believe your lies
Calimero: You are the one sending all those Emails to me
You crazy liar, on your photo It show that you are using a iPhone 5
You help the police officer to investigate who you her
Sergeant Usman said I was used by you, how can someone using an iPhone 5 send an iPhone 11 pro to a someone she have not even met before, now it all clear to me that you are the big silly ass liars
Enjoy telling lies
All my prayers is for you phone to destroy
Is your Email address
<email>
Same thing as the rest
Nora: I only used that old one for the picture because I have my camera disabled, but if you think that proves anything then send me the fucking police report!
Calimero: Lot of fact to proof
If you need a report crazy liar
Send me the picture
And the receipt
If not don't text me
Nora: Still no report, then fuck you liar

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 11:08 am

Quote:

I pray that your phone got destroy so all my nudes pics will disappear from your phone

Welcome to the cloud loser lad. Nice to see him call himself a fool for believing all this nonsense. Truer words could not be spoken. No notarized RSOT filled police report = it didn't happen. Enjoy the bus ride home jackass Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 11:14 am

He wants the pictures off Nora's phone... meaning he needs them online. Please tell me I didn't misunderstand that request Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Feb 2019 Posts: 163

You are absolutely right. I read..
"I pray that your phone doesn´t got destroy so all my nudes pics will disappear from your phone"

Cool

Egghead needs a cloud storage/website to preserve his pics Smile

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:23 pm

Calimero: You are mad in you head
Show me the picture
Stop pretending fool
Fake ass
You lie
Look at this
You claim you it an old phone

13:40 Joojoo

Quote:

YOU NO RESPOND TO MI MASSAGE. DI RADIATOR IS HERE NOW AN DI MECANIC START REPAIR AFTA LUNCH. YOU ARE STILL AT NYSC I WILL BE DERE AT DI END OF AFTANOON

1:41 PM
Calimero: Hello
No picture from your friend yet
If it was I will send you the picture
Later:
Nora: Are you fucking trying to get into my accounts?
😠
Calimero: You must be out of your mind
Nora: CUT IT OUT
Calimero: You said your friend is sending you a picture
Nora: No I told my friend to go home because you are a lying idiot
Calimero: It been up to 2 hours
Nora: And now you're also a hacker?
Calimero: You are a big lair
You said you don't make calls
Nora: Fuck you!
Calimero: Now you are telling her to go home how do you do that
Nora: Ever heard of texting einstein?
Nora changed
So are you saying that the company is real
Nora: Stay the fuck out of my accounts. I changed my security you will not get access again
Calimero: You are a fool did I know your account
You silly
You must be mad
You coming with your ugly silly accusations
You fuck up big time
Stop coming up with big stories to cover up
From picture of the delivery company now I am trying to access your account
How possible
1. I don't know your bank
2. I don't know your account number
3. I don't know you account code
So how possible
Please grow up
And change
Stop acting like you are going mental

He didn't really get the point that I was talking about the facebook account and not the bank account. There has to be a reason that his nudes will be exposed, and it will not be Nora who did it.
The shipping company story just continues. It would be weird if that stops only because he thinks it's fake

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 2:34 pm

Just catching up on this. Well done! He's so happy!

sparky905 wrote:

I laugh reading all this, but in all seriousness, how does Joojoo keep his job?

Nepotism, I'm sure.

If 12 fingers were showing, I would have thought Connie got to this pic.

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