Luis - the indonesian moron - part #2

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Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:56 pm

I can't believe how cheap the airfare is. $100 is the round trip price. The KL airport is south of the city aways so you'll want to send him as north as possible to maximize transportation costs and stress levels. I recommend Batu caves on the northern edge of town. It seriously looks really cool. There is also a very large industrial park across the street from it due south that looks like a logical place for P-LOG to have a warehouse. Maybe he can take a nice selfie in front of the big statue at the caves and our favorite gay lorry driver can pop on over with the parcel. Do they have goats in Malaysia?

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 7:22 am

Monday

14.00 Jakarta local time - The lad ignored the weekend messages, so let's put a little pressure on him... my asian manager writes to Mr. Neuber (PLog Director). Luis is in CC:

Quote:

Allah be with you, for great is his power!
Dear sir Neuber, let me tell you that it is already past the afternoon and I did not receive any message from the Receiver of the parcel TRK68091****. On the other hand, the representative of the Sender (Miss Friz****** Bibi) ordered the parcel to be returned back to the USA if the delivery is not made until Thursday January 16. I do not know what the reasons for this request are, because by our internal regulation the Receiver has a within 30 days for takeover (theoretically, this deadline would be in February 07). Insha'Allah, in the event that nobody tells us anything else, we will follow the directions received from Sender. If you can clarify all of these things, I would be happy to be informed about the measures I have to take regarding this package.

As Salamu Alaykum!
Rabi

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Muhahahaha!
It seems that the threats have some effect on him, because he started writing messages:

- The lad to Bibi (the secretary):

Quote:

Thank you Bibi, for your cooperation and concern. However you have to understand that i am neither Crazy nor Lazy but i am just amazed at how incompetent the courier company Mabel chose is and at her decision to put the $10,000.00 inside the parcel which is mind blowing and not short of stupid.

Now no one is willing to go to KL for the parcel and also the cost of both ticket and logistics will cost a total of about $300 which i can not afford at the moment. If you can send me $300 then i will go over and get the parcel myself.

Thank you so much and God bless you.
Dian.

- Bibi reponds:

Quote:

Dian, I want to think that everything is a joke, because I cannot look at your request in any other way. Especially in the conditions in which the delivery company will settle all the travel expenses. I find your position unacceptable, especially since you are the Director of the orphanage, so I asked for the parcel to be sent back to us if the problem is not resolved till Friday. I must inform you that I talked by phone with my boss and she was highly outraged that you have not done anything so far under the ridiculous pretext "oh, but it is so difficult to find someone willing to travel for an hour by plane and take the package for the children". We, the Americans, are very practical people and we like to act fast and efficiently. The way you indulge in a state of indifference, waiting for others to solve your local logistics problems, is something we do not understand and do not accept. Edna's position was extremely transparent and clear: "Bibi, if the idiots are not able to make a little effort for those kids, it means they are worthless and our effort was futile. Call the parcel back home and send it to one of the local orphanages we work with."

Short long story, if you fail to pick up the parcel by Thursday, then on Friday he will be sent back to the States.
And, let me be honest with you, as I know my boss, she will never accept to collaborate with your organization. Sorry.

Regards,
Bibi

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- The lad to Rabi (the PLog manager):

Quote:

The receiver is still marveled by the incompetence of PLog and the request for me to come to KL for a parcel that was destined to come straight to Jakarta?

I have my reservations and i will await the delivery as agreed when your company took over the assignment of the delivery. The receiver is not the problem rather the delivery company,

Thanks
Dian.

- Rabi, to the idiot:

Quote:

Salam Sir,

I understand your frustrations and I want to assure you of our full availability of cooperation. Basically, I am only a local manager for the Malaysia and Singapore area and your reproaches are somewhat unjustified; especially since we have done everything humanly possible to help and we have provided all the support of our local branch. My hands are tied and I can do nothing but respect the directions I received. Today we had here another indonesian client who came to our warehouse and took 2 parcels coming from Europe. We settled all his expenses and one of our drivers then took him to the airport.

On Friday I will have to send the package to the airport, to the USA, if nothing changes until then.
Mash'Allah!
Rabi

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Right now, the parcel is in Kuala Lumpur... if the idiot doesn't go there until Thursday, then everything is lost. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:29 am

I'm sure there are plenty of orphanages in Malaysia that will take the parcel off your hands. Lois or whatever girly name he's pretending to be would love to know that the money and gifts will make it to a good children's home even if it isn't his. All orphanages are essentially the same right? Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:11 am

^^^ Great idea, but we have those $10,000 hidden in the package. Twisted Evil

This money hidden in the parcel is basically the "core" of our story and based on them we refused to "allow" the opening and inventory of the parcel.
However, in order to keep ourselves entertained and to make Luis suffer further, I could "make" a chain of emails between secretary Bibi and the local manager Rabi. Laughing

- the secretary will say that the rich widow Edna (the boss) has decided to give up the intention to recall the package at home (in USA).
- the manager Rabi is asked to identify a local malaysian orphanage, there in Kuala Lumpur, to receive all the goods present in the parcel.

Certainly our Luis will enjoy it immensely, I have no any doubts. This will happen on Friday. Laughing

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- Luis tries to look like he's a tough guy... he writes to Bibi (the secretary):

Quote:

You guys are shredded in uncertainty and if you so wish to take it back then so be it we will not cry nor die over it as its yours to either give or take back.

So let Friday hurriedly come and you have it back and then your boss returns and cancels all donations we will be fine okay, I had my doubts about your guys the very day Mabel said she put $10,000.00 in the parcel.

I am not worried at all okay, You guys deliver it to Jakarta or give me ample time to get someone come get it or you call back thank you so much.

Dian.

- Bibi to our moron:

Quote:

Dian, tell me what is with this attitude of Drama Queen? Are you for real? Do you think you can impress me and make me not respect the orders I received, or what?
This morning you had the audacity to tell me that you will not go to take the package if we do not send you other money for your transport, and now you come with this melodramatic and ridiculous message? Honestly, I did not expect such a response from a manager. As I mentioned in my previous messages, if the parcel is not picked up by Thursday, then on Friday I will tell the PLog manager to send it back to the States.

My boss is a woman you definitely wouldn't want to upset, so I do nothing but obey the orders she gives. In your case, she got upset when I told her that the parcel was not picked up because the orphanage director refused to take it. I explained to her that there are problems with delivery to Indonesia and she told me what I already wrote in your morning message. Please believe me when I tell you that your attitude is at least weird, not to say more. Finally, we have nothing to negotiate, nor do I want to argue in contradiction with a person I will never meet.

The bottom line is to take the package if you can, by Thursday. If you can't, then it really doesn't matter why we bring the package back home.
I will obviously inform Edna about this message, but I am sure that nothing will change in her attitude.

Regards,
Bibi

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- One hour later, the moron wrote to Bibi again:

Quote:

I am forever grateful to your boss Edna for her kind gesture however i do not worship humans nor material wealth. God is the Alpha and Omega. not you nor your acclaimed parcel nor your boss. Why telling her all that please also inform her that Mabel claims she purportedly hide $10,000.00 inside the parcel.

Tell he everything was held to ransom because Mable insisted that i must read a poem to Mr Frank and tape and send to her so she can play it at his bedside, all this are funny to me but i kept my peace and we marched on only for the phony plog to divert to KL and mandate me to come maybe to set me up or frame me up?

I have respect for all you characters from Frank to you Bibi. but do have a recourse let Friday come so you can have your parcel back and life will go on okay.

Be blessed

Dian.

- The secretary Bibi:

Quote:

Dian, you are so pathetic and I don't understand the reasons:
- I was present in that moment when Mabel put the envelope with money inside and then sealed the parcel. Our boss Edna was away on her vacation and she didn't respond to messages, dear Frank was in the hospital and we really didn't know what to do with the money. So, to be clear, Mabel didn't "pretend to put money in the parcel" but she definitely put him there because I was there. OK?
- Yes, you are right, Mabel acted exaggeratedly in her relation to Frank. I explained why (because she loves it) and, moreover, this did not prevent the delivery. So I don't understand why you have to remember about this now.
- As for the local logistics problems there in Asia, I am not interested and not responsible for them. The company took the blame & the shame and proposed the full settlement of the money spent (that is, those $300 you had the audacity to ask from me, this morning).

In these circumstances, to be honest, it seems to me that your attitude is strange and directed against the interest of the children from the orphanage.
Basically, those kids won't get anything because of you. It would be a shame for me to live with such a sin on my soul.

Regards,
Bibi

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Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:00 am

Monday evening - Tuesday

The idiot tries to play hard... he begins to "have doubts" and begins to "express them".
Of course, he is utterly frustrated and these subterfuges psychically help him to resist the suffering caused by the normal question "Is this true, or is it just a story?" Twisted Evil

- Luis to Bibi:

Quote:

going to Kuala Lumpur was never part of the arrangement one. secondly, putting the money in an envelope and not using the account we provided was not part of the agreement but in all this i kept faith and followed you guys foolishly then i am now under obligation to go to KL which is difficult and i need some evidence from both your guys and the Courier company that you guys are for real.

I have already zero my mind on all your promises which i am yet to see any sign that its for real. I have asked plog agent in KL to do same as i see all this as a hoax. and as such am willing to lose it all because i never truly had any at first.

as for the Children God who gave them life will be able to sustain it, so do not blame yourself, My prayers are with Mr Frank and i also pray God miraculously heals him and my regards to your Boss and all the characters you guys have brought in till this stage.

God is great.
Dian.

- Bibi:

Quote:

Dian, this cheap melodrama reaches maximum levels and I'm not willing to listen to such nonsense. Now you start to express disbelief and, in some way, among the written lines, do you have the audacity to accuse us of fraud? Really? Now you're trying to make us feel ridiculous because we believed in you and because my boss agreed to help your orphanage? You will not succeed. Certainly, I want to assure you, some children will enjoy the gifts in that package, regardless of your opinion about our altruistic gesture. There may be not the children in the Dian Orphanage Center, but surely will be others. That's why I can assure you with great certainty!

I will send your insolent message to my boss and see what her reaction will be.
As I know it, she will certainly not appreciate your last moment attitude.
Regards,
Bibi

- Luis:

Quote:

Mercy comes from God and not from you nor your Boss. I doubted the idea of putting money inside the parcel which is a risk as it can easily be detected through scan so why did she chose that option and now am being asked to travel to Malaysia?

It made me scared about the parcel and it content even its originality. I would love to have them deliver at the address i issued but you guys had other ideas and if i lose the parcel so be it as in all things i give thanks to God.

Bibi is not answering yet...
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- Luis to Mr. Rabi (KL manager):

Quote:

forget about someone coming to KL from JKT to collect parcel, my question is this was it part of the agreement? I want to see a picture of the parcel as it arrived your sort facility.

I need prove that you guys have the parcel like you claim then i will trust your company as i am tired of all this long stories without prove.

Dian

- Rabi (yesterday):

Quote:

Masah el Kheir sir!
Although your request seems strange, especially when you have made it clear that you will not come to pick up the parcel, I will do everything to make our customer happy. It is already late, but tomorrow I will ask one of my people to yake a photo of your package and the accompanying documents. I deeply regret all the dissatisfaction with the present situation and, Allah is my witness, I have tried to do my best.

Mash' Allah!
Rabi

- Rabi (today)... 2 pictures of the parcel are attached to the message.

Quote:

Salam Sir,
Although The Sender sent me a severe message about you, I owe it to my client and send the promised pictures yesterday. Please do not say them that you received the pictures, because the Sender's representative ordered me to stop the communication with you and wait until Friday. It seems that they are determined to return the parcel back to the State and they are just waiting for an order from their superiors. My humble opinion is to hurry, if you still want to get possession of this parcel.

Mash'Allah!
Rabi

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Few hours later, the things seems to be more better. Laughing

- Luis to Rabi:

Quote:

Thank you so much for your feedback and the pictures which to some extent wasnt very clear but it did serve a purpose, I need a number of the clerk to call and also yours so we can talk over the over when i arrive or send someone.

Thanks and God bless you.
Dian.

and

- Luis to Bibi:

Quote:

Its perfectly right to say i put up a melodrama but you have to take into account the events leading up to that? How come put logistic Malaysia office address be like ? (Titiwangsa area, adjacent to KPJ Tawakkal Hospital, between Chiao Nan Primary School and Wat Meh Liew Buddhist Temple, in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia) and area adjacent to this and between this and that? how do you view this address?

Look at it and give me your verdict, no number of house just an area then adjacent and in between sum up the rest? With due respect to your Boss but the job wasnt well done and the Receiver should not be made the scapegoat. I have my senses.

Dian

Bibi completely ignores the idiot, and he should understand this. Laughing

- Only Rabi responds to our moron.

Quote:

Salam Sir,
It is already afternoon and I left home because today it is the birthday of my wife and I invited some of our relatives to dinner. Tomorrow I will not be present at the office because I have to escort an HVC transport somewhere in the north of the country. Ref. phone calls request, our company rules prohibit any kind of phone conversations with our clients, so that everything remains written and archived in the PLog servers (for any subsequent complaints). So, any kind of communication is done only by email. Given that tomorrow is Wednesday, and Friday we will probably be ordered to send the parcel back to the States, I do not understand why you are still concerned about these issues. To be honest, you are the only one customer of ours who behaves this way: paranoid and skeptical. Sorry to say Sir, but we have other many clients who came from Indonesia by plane and everything was very simple; our driver took them from the airport, brought them to the warehouse, they took possession of the packages and then they were transported back to the airport. None of them was obliged to look for the address of the warehouse in the indicated area (because it is an industrial area in full real estate development and is somewhat difficult to access). In your case, nothing was simple because seems you like to appear every day with another odd request and with a different story.
Did I tell you that the Sender's representative (Mrs. F**********) indicated to me that I should stop communicating with you? Textually, it was something like "No more insisting and, if it is not resolved till Thursday, then we will talk on Friday after-noon and arrange for the parcel to be repatriated". Note that the Sender said some time ago that they must change the name of the Receiver (another person had to come and take the parcel instead of K. Elfitta), and this has not happened till now. I don't know what kind of disputes have been between you and Sender but, as things show now, I don't think you can pick up the parcel in proper time.

Masah el Kheir!
Rabi

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:27 am

Birlic wrote:

Will be a Part #3?

- From another mailbox (not used until now) I sent a message to Luis (to his initial address):

Quote:

US military, cash, secret operation?
What the hell is this?

Do you remember the episode # 3? When our Luis trying to trick another old Englishman? It was a week ago.
Well, the dialogues between them (Luis and my old englishman) continued throughout this period and today I made a beautiful dollachop.. the details are related to MG Call Center phone call. Laughing

Quote:

Please confirm the payment of 859.50 GBP made at MoneyGram office in this morning and tell me what the next steps will be.
Thanks.
Robert

Of course, Luis received this bad news with great sadness... his messages go through a varied register: astonishment, mistrust, wonder, anger and sadness. Laughing

Quote:

Hello Mr Robert, you must be a joker or what? who asked you to send him money? money for what?

and

Quote:

You must be joker or something else you sent money to who and for what? when did i ask you to send me money? i guess there is something about you guys that claim to send money and ask that a certain UK number be called?

and

Quote:

LOL Mr Robert. you are indeed funny and impressive, You must be joker or something else you sent money to who and for what? when did i ask you to send me money? i guess there is something about you guys that claim to send money and ask that a certain UK number be called?

and

Quote:

Let Jesus Christ and God Almighty help you. as i have never asked you to send me any money. look carefully to what you forwarded to me and ask yourself if this two email address are the same

and

Quote:

Let me ruin in hell if i collected your money but may God show me mercy if i did not. God get your money if you did send any as i have never demanded money from you.

and

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You are liberty to say whatsoever you want and to take decision based on your beliefs and convictions but i did not ask you to send me any money nor did i receive any money from you.

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Priceless! 😅😅😅

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:29 pm

^^^ Thanks! clapping

More or less, I have been playing with him since September 2017, with a break of 4-5 months (between April-August2019).
I got to know all of his "moods" and I can somewhat anticipate his reactions. He is a funny idiot by his stubbornness, due (probably) to the fact that he has a very good opinion about himself. Twisted Evil

He's an educated guy and he writes well, which is not the kind of idiot we usually work with. I don't know if he's a successful scammer, but I think not.

During our relationship Laughing

, I used with him my "religious" story, "my rich widow Edna" story and the "parcel sent to him" scenario.
Also the "MoneyGram Call Center" phone number trick... and the "Phone Lottery" scenario. Laughing

If anyone here wants to play with this lad, I can give details by PM. Luis responds immediately to "the opening" message.
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Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:31 am

Wednesday

- Luis to my manager Rabi:

Quote:

Thank you so much for your efforts and concern, If they want it back they can have it, the world would not cease to exist.

- Rabi to Luis:

Quote:

Salam Sir,
I am sorry for the whole created situation and I feel somewhat guilty, especially as the internal documents accompanying the package specify that they are gifts for the children of an orphanage. I, too, grew up at an orphanage, so I have a great sense of compassion for such situations.
If I can help you with something, please tell me. I checked the next airshuttles schedule and it looks like the first flight to USA (via Taiwan) is only Saturday in the afternoon. If you could mobilize and come to KL airport on Thursday, Friday or even Saturday morning, then I could claim that Mrs. Elfia (as designated Reveiver) came personally and picked up the package on Thursday. No one will be able to verify this, there will be no need for any official documents to change the Receiver's name and everything will be just a lie with a noble purpose. And I will feel better in my heart, to be honest. Everything I ask will be your discretion, because I do not want to lose my job because of it. Now I get ready to go with that "high value content" package to the north, but I hope to go back to the office in the afternoon, before the end of the working hours.

Mash'Allah!
Rabi

- If the idiot does not bite the bait now, then it is clear that we will not be able to get him to travel. He probably doesn't have the money needed for a Jakarta-Kuala Lumpur flight.
- I will continue to frustrate him, because "the boss" (my rich widow Edna) will decide to offer the parcel to a local Malaysian orphanage and she will ask Rabi's manager to deal with this problem.
- Luis will find out from Rabi that the parcel has not left for the USA on Saturday, but will be offered to an orphanage in Kuala Lumpur.

I hope Luis explodes in anger.
That's all. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:24 am

I think Louis/Dian will be happy to know that the cash and gifts will enrich the lives of children in Malaysia. Better that than waste another grand or two repatriating the package. Blessed be the fruit! By his eye!

It would be kinda funny if Rabi's manager kept our Indonesian friend in the loop in regard to the Malaysian orphanage selection process. Somehow a crude speaking "guyman sounding" caregiver enters the conversation who happens to run a KL orphanage with details that mysteriously can't be verified on Google. I'm thinking "Joojoo in a tuxedo": somewhat easier to understand, slightly less offensive, doesn't always rely on ALL CAPS, but is still 100% corrupt as hell. Since Louis prefers to never lift a finger he can simply sit back, relax, and watch in horror as someone less educated as himself chops the living crap out of 7 months of his time Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:43 am

Yes of course, these are exactly my final intentions Laughing

... to show Luis that he lost everything because he was lazy, idiotic and suspicious.
And, how easy another "lad" managed to get the big prize only with the help of some "poorly written" messages. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:07 am

- Unfortunately, my little indonesian imbecile seems to have resigned himself to losing money... in the last days he was silent.
- I still tried a "chain of emails", but I have no high hopes.

Thursday: The secretary Bibi wrote to my manager Rabi (yeap, the moron was there, in CC):

Quote:

Hello Rabi,
I received your yesterday message telling me that the next flight to the USA may be the earliest Saturday afternoon, so I talked to my boss and I am empowered to say the following:

- it is a real shame to spend much more money to bring the package back to the States, when our intention is to offer those gifts to some poor children.
- as long as NO ONE (I mean the official Malaysian authorities) does NOT OPEN the parcel, we agree to donate everything to a local orphanage.
- we have already sent our decision to the account officer responsible for the parcel (in the upper management level) so that soon you will be given the task of finding a local orphanage to donate the parcel to.
- the parcel will be delivered sealed and our only subsequent requirement refers to a few pictures from which to show the joy of those children, when they receive the gifts.

Thank you for your cooperation and we will take care to give you maximum score to that customer satisfaction questionnaire, in order for you and your team to benefit from the monthly bonus.
Please keep me updated with the evolution of the situation and let me know when you deliver the package.
Regards,
Bibi

Today: No reaction from our dear lad, so Rabi writes back to Bibi:

Quote:

As Salamu Alaykum,

The working hours is over at the warehouse and I have to report that until now (Friday, January 17, 17.00) I have not received any confirmation from the Receiver. Please confirm once again the availability to leave the parcel TRK68091**** here, in our custody, until can be picked up by a local orphanage representative (instead of that orphanage from Indonesia). Otherwise, the parcel will be shipped tomorrow afternoon to the States via Taiwan.

Mash'Allah,
Rabi

Bibi to Rabi (the idiot is in CC):

Quote:

Hello Rabi, yes, you have our confirmation.
If you can secure the delivery to a local orphanage, then the parcel may remain in your custody.
The only our request is for pictures. We want some pictures with the children, after which they will receive the gifts.
That's all!

Thank you for your cooperation and I really appreciate the excellent quality of your company services!
Bibi

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I'll try to keep stressing him, but if he doesn't communicate with us anymore, it's just a waste of time. In these moments I think is GAME OVER!

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:46 pm

What a lazy bastard. He could have the common courtesy to at least bitch and whine...and maybe sprinkle in some old fashioned groveling here and there.

Did he simply abandon that US Army Captain scam? I was really curious how much he was selling those oil tankers for and whether or not they are still filled with oil at time of sale. EBay doesn't have anything available at the moment and CarMax doesn't do boats. He appears to have cornered the market! Wink

I'm sure he'll come back to you with some new ridiculous scheme.

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 3:36 pm

^^^ Yeah, you are right!

- My manager Rabi wrote to the secretary Bibi (Luis in CC):

Quote:

Masah el Kheir!
Yes madam, thank you and I will keep you up to date with all my attempts to find a serious orphanage that deserves to receive these gifts. I want to confess that I myself grew up in such a center for abandoned children and yes madam, it's terrible! I will tell all my friends about this opportunity and I will try to find the best possible solution. You have all my appreciation and I want to congratulate you on this noble gesture.

Mash'Allah!
Rabi

Next week, a friend of a friend will suddenly appear in the game... a strange man who will ask you to take the parcel for a hypothetical Malaysian orphanage.
I don't know if Luis will ever want to communicate with us, but he will certainly read our messages and be terribly upset. Laughing

Honestly, I'm very sorry this story didn't succeed 100%.
The script was good, the characters were many and complex, the story was well managed from the beginning to the end.
Simply put, this idiot didn't want to / couldn't travel.

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 5:33 pm

The name of Joojoo's bogus orphanage should be something truly ridiculous like: . Unfortunately, seeing pidgin probably won't bring out the same level of seething rage typical of lads in West Africa. But a chop is a chop. If Louis wasn't so lazy I'd suggest having Joojoo set up a proposal where they both work together to scam the church like you are doing now in that other bait with that NigerIan grocery store character.

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:15 am

^^^ Done! (please, mask the name of the orphanage in your post) Laughing

A new "character" appears in the story and writes to my manager Rabi:

Quote:

sah wah dee khrap mista rabi!

one of ma frens heard dhat yu hav una parsel tdat can bi given to an orphanaj ok ?

am need som detalis abot da contents of da packaj

am da director of Orphanaj Centar and am hav in ma care 45 boiz and girles bitween 12-15 yearz

mongokat sulewangi

Rabi make forward to Bibi and Dian (the lad):

Quote:

As Salamu Alaykum Madam!
We already have a first sponsorship request.
It seems to be a local orphanage, from here in Kuala Lumpur.

Mash'Allah!
Rabi

Bibi responds to Rabi (the idiot is in CC):

Quote:

Hello Rabi,
It is fine for us, because we really want to complete this operation as soon as possible.
Try to check that story and send someone there to see if that orphanage center named really exists.

Regards,
Bibi

Rabi to the new character:

Quote:

Salam Mongokat!
Please give me more details about the orphanage you run.
Our sponsor agrees to deliver the package, if we are satisfied with the information received from you.

Mash'Allah!
Rabi

From Mongokat to Rabi (out little idiot is in CC):

Quote:

mista rabindar our address is jalan jajaj city centar 50050 wilayah persekutuan kuala lumpur

our patron sainte iz da churcha of sainte mary cathedral and sistar Puku iz our bos

if yu giv mi yur phon numbar am wil call yu to speak

we can com to pickupu da packaj fo yu anytim anyday

thank yu be belssed sir !

mongokat

Here I intend to stop with the messages... we'll see if the idiot will respond to these new challenges. If not, then we consider the story closed.

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:23 pm

Quote:

please, mask the name of the orphanage in your post

^^ Done. Mr. Mugukittycat is quite eloquent and professional. Louis should be thrilled that such an esteemed colleague will take things over. They couldn't be in more capable hands Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:54 am

It is obvious that our lad Luis gave up "the fight" and that he is now suffering in silence, frustrated and wondering where he went wrong. Laughing

After more than 5 months in which he wrote hundreds of messages, "produced" false documents and hoped; in the end he lost everything because he did not go to take the parcel. So sad! Twisted Evil

- I considered that it was not worth wasting any more time with Luis, so my Malaysian manager Rabi delivered the package to that "new" orphanage director. Case closed! Laughing

Quote:

Sabah el Kheir Madam!
I didn't have the time to send someone to check the address, especially since today Mr. Monogkat Sulewangi came to us directly at the warehouse.
The orphanage director was accompanied by 2 young and nice teenagers, who came to help him load the parcel in a pickup truck.
I decided to make the delivery, as you ordered, so that we can finally conclude this charitable operation.
I asked them to take some pictures with the presents and the children, as soon as they reach the orphanage and they will unseal the parcel.
Insh'Allah, I hope I did it correctly and that you will be 100% satisfied.

Mash'Allah!
Rabi

- Immediately, a so frustrated and very sad idiot writes to Bibi (the secretary):

Quote:

I would love to be excluded from the CC of this mails as the parcel is no longer our and coming to us so you guys can recall or divert it elsewhere

but please save us the time and space of reading its location.

My regards to Edna for her generosity please tell her that appreciate even though her employee made it so difficult for us and even crowned with all with PLog.

However we thank her and we pray God blesses her.

Dian.

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GAME OVER! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:04 am

^^^ I think he means that he wants his email to be added to the mailing list of the church's monthly newsletter that highlights all the charitable giving it does! Especially the millions of dollars it sends to shady Indonesian businesses in the form of "outreach" Wink

Stupid lazy lad. Well done! clapping

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Your last email cc'd to lazy douche mentioned getting pics of the kids with the gifts. It would be funnier if you found a pic with a bunch of blinged out lads fanning themselves with money instead Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:12 am

Yes, he suffers terribly. But he knows how to hide it. Laughing

The lad Dian to the malaysian manager Rabi (regarding the confirmation message of the delivery):

Quote:

You have done perfectly well and i pray for the new orphanage home getting the parcel may the kids there enjoy it as it was my wish.

But please kindly delist from the copy to (CC) as i have no business get your mails.

Thanks

Rabi to the lad:

Quote:

Salam Sir,
Oh, I'm sorry I forgot to remove your name from the address list. My mistake, I apologize for this!
Finally, we managed to find an local orphanage that was able to send its director to us at the warehouse.
I delivered the parcel and closed the action. I hope the Sender is satisfied with our activity.

Mash'Allah!
Rabi

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