Luis - the indonesian moron - part #2

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Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:16 pm

At the end of August, in the Inbox of my old bishop Adamma a new message came from an old "friend": Luis, from Indonesia.
Luis's old story is here: https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=297515

This Luis's new message was the classic one, with the US military man wanting to send "home" some boxes full of millions of dollars.

Quote:

I am and there is a business proposal i would want to share with you and its 100% risk free and gainful if we partner each other sincerely and purposefully,

I will disclose more details to you when i get your response.

Thanks and God bless you.
Capt .

My bishop played the book of innocence:

Quote:

Son, be blessed.
First of all, please explain me all the details, because I am old and my eyes are no longer as good as in my youth.
I do not see very well what you wrote here and I asked someone to read me. If you use more larger letters, it will be fine.
Secondly, will I ask you to tell me who gave you my email address. It is a private address and I do not use it in the current activity of our monastery.

In the sacred name of our Holy Lamb, be blessed,
father Bill

But Luis remembered all the suffering he endured last year, so it exploded.

Quote:

You sound like a fake ass and scumbag fake...

Please dont reply or contact me ever again

My bishop, innocent as a child:

Quote:

Shame on you, my son! You contacted me, not vice versa.
I do not allow you to use such offensive words to my address and my community.

Be blessed,
father Bill

The lad, very upset and nervous:

Quote:

You are a dirty pig and you so called religious organization is a fraud where you use unsuspecting African to do your bidding in exchange for cash which you never give them and right now the FBI is tracking you down. You come under the guise of Bishop Adamma etc.

Fraud

My bishop, innocent again:

Quote:

Look son,
I am not willing to read all these dirty words of an uneducated idiot.
Please don't write anything to me anymore.

Blessings,
father Bill

The lad, full of angry... If you read the first story with him, you will see that he played "lottery over the phone" and lost a lot of money. Probably still suffering from this. Laughing

Quote:

You are a shameless fraud using an MUIE and names like Father Nektaree, Pastor Noster and Pastor Onuohua from Africa defruading and using those gullible African to do your devilish bidding, How about Bishop Adamma when did become Father Bill? How about Mr AlbertEnis Jr? Hell awaits you so stop using Church to defraud people.

Big fool i have all your data.

Of course, the old bishop did not miss the opportunity to ridicule the idiot:

Quote:

My dear son, in the official relationship with third parties, my official rank is Bishop and I introduce myself by my family name. In all the non-protocol relationships, with colleagues in the congregation or with my friends, I am just father Bill (William). Only an uneducated boy, as you, might be confused by these basic aspects of communication.

If I'm not mistaken, are you that little homosexual named Luis, from Indonesia?
That gay boy with big head and sensual lips, who wanted to make oral sex for a sum of money?
How are you my dear? Are you healthy, have you found a man to take care of your needs?
Dear little Luis, I am still waiting for your hot lips on my old body.
You owe me that, after all the money you earned from our relationship.

Hugs and kisses to you,
bishop Adamma

===

September - November

- I approached him from another email address (as Edna MacMungos - my well known rich widow from Seattle).
- I played with him and made him believe that my widow is interested in receiving those boxes with money,
- the widow is rich, indifferent, brutal but naive... an excellent prey for our boy.
- finally, in November, the widow agreed to pay some money ($17,300) to "the courier company that brought the money's boxes",
- I have obtained 3 bank accounts, already reported.
- the payment was made by the widow's "private accountant": Frank W**** (me)... of course, the accountant is an impostor and he has diverted the money.
First dolla-chop! Laughing

November - December

- in the last month, the crook accountant Frank proposed to the idiot to cooperate and, together, to steal from the widow a large sum of money... Frank wants to move to Thailand and live a gorgeous life there.
- Frank proposed, and the idiot finally accepted, an "orphanage sponsorship" scheme.
- the idiot must claims to be running an orphanage and the widow (manipulated by Frank, obviously) will send there a very valuable parcel with electronics (worth of $10k) and she will pay also another $10,000 for "the orphanage sponsorship".

At this moment, we are in the preliminary phase of the second phase: The Orphanage Operation
- My widow Edna will accept to sponsor the orphanage and send packages with electronics and money,
- The Secretary Bibi and her assistant Mabel will handle the preparation of the packages,
- The Accountant Frank will handle the payments,
- The packages will be sent with the well-known company PLog,
- My idiot is located in Indonesia - Jakarta, so we'll try to get him to travel somewhere to a neighboring country.

===

The characters:
- the lad - Captain David AJ Ramos
- the lad - Rose Straford - from the Excel Express Courier Company
- the lad - Luis Benito Juares - Red Cross Diplomat
- the lad - - from the Orphanage Center

- the rich widow Edna - me
- the crook accountant Frank - me
- Mrs. Bibi - the personal secretary of Edna - me
- miss Mabel - 1'st assistant of Bibi - Linoline
- PLog characters - Bertje and me

On December 1st, the lad sent his first message ("the orphanage" scam) to Frank's official address...

Quote:

Jakarta Indonesia.
(62) 8577 9743 ***
*********@yahoo.com

Motto: from hopelessness to hope.

Dec 1st 2019.

To Whom It May Concern.

The Cedra Orphanage Home, is a non-profit organization dedicated to assisting the orphaned and impoverished children of Jakarta Indonesia / Other Asian Kids with special needs By providing Housing, Education and all basic needs, We set to carter for less children but now the number is increasing so we are also expanding to house more orphaned children which is why we are soliciting for donors.

We are currently exceeding the expected number we can carter for as the number of intake keeps rising every year and we can not do it all alone anymore which is why we are trying to reach out to good spirited individuals as you.

We are currently in financial crises as we would appreciate donations of hygiene items such as soups, lotion toothbrushes toothpaste deodorant and or sanitary napkins for our teeming Children which number over 100 and counting as the day goes by. We also have a more pressing need in completing our school and more shelter homes furnishing and equipping our School project with learning items like Computer Laptops and other electric gadgets.

If getting above listed items and its shipments would be stressful we would appreciate appreciate monetary donations and our account would be made available to good spirited donors and the Kids will be well taken care of and your cash donation will be properly documented and utilized.

Be blessed as you bless others and help humanity, upon your response we will make all needed information and request available to you as we look forward to your response and donations.

.
Orphan Caregiver/ Director.

Frank went forward to the secretary Bibi (the rich widow is in CC).

Quote:

Dear Mrs. Bibi,

I received this message over the weekend and it attracted my attention in a pleasant way.
We know very well that the children are the most important thing on the planet and that our future depends only on them. If we do not take care of them now, then we cannot have any future.
I know very well that Mrs. MacMungos is interested in this kind of humanitarian actions so, as far as possible, I would submit this message to your attention with the request to be analyzed and treated in a positive way.

Respectfully,
Frank

Frank to the lad:

Quote:

I sent your message to Edna and her secretary. We will wait for her reply and I surely will be able to offer details after the next meeting.

The lad:

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We pray for the best possible outcome.

Frank:

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Tomorrow I will be attending a meeting with several people in her staff and I hope I can address our issue as well. I will let you know.

The lad:

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We pray God for the best possible outcome as we need this our partnership to work.

===

- Tomorrow, the secretary Bibi will write a message and she will say that "the Orphanage Project" has been approved and that her assistant Mabel will take care of the necessary preparations.
- Frank will handle the payment of $10,000. The rich Edna will not take part in this part of the story... poor Frank will be killed in a bar, the day before the packages be sent.
- Mabel will not know how to proceed and, for everything to end sooner and for the children to enjoy the gifts sent, she will hide all the cash ($10,000) in the parcel.

From here we will start. We will keep you up to date.

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:34 am

So, after falling into your character's mailbox again he thinks he's a smart guy telling you off and then proceeds to fall into another of your character's boxes and is now being baited by you, Bertje and Linoline. Ok then, carry on. I'm sure that will go perfectly fine for him. Laughing

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Birlic, I'm going to send you my medical bills as you have made me ill with laughing.

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Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:05 am

@Padme: Yeap, that's exactly what happened there Laughing

... and yes, I'm sure everything will work out perfectly. Twisted Evil

@MorganleFay: Please, send me that bill with a well-known courier company, to be sure everything will be fine. Very Happy

===

- Today will be that meeting where the crook accountant Frank convinces my widow Edna to sponsor the indonesian orphanage. Probably the first messages will start in the afternoon or tomorrow morning.
- Until then, to get to know my character Edna a little better, I will play some of her replies here.

Quote:

Hi Dave,
Look what's the situation, do not give me quotes from Wikipedia and do not ask me to read news on the Internet. Okay?
I already told you I didn't have time for something like that. I need you to explain me very clearly and concisely what the business is and what we have to do, each one of us.
What are the risks and what are the benefits. You made a serious plan, or just sit on a chair and sending unnecessary messages full of platitudes?
As a last remark, I'm not a religious person so don't try to tell me God bless you because it doesn't impress me at all. Okay?

Quote:

Hi Dave,
Your message is very brief and lacks concrete details, as if you are trying to hide important things from me. If you want me to get involved in this dubious story, then you will need to be honest with each other. Who is that fucking Red Cross employee who wants to get involved in such a risky operation? Why? What is his price and what does he want from us? Which fucking shipping company will operate this unauthorized money transfer? Do you realize that there are major risks that everything will end in a fiasco? Do you want to take these risks?

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Dave, you didn't answer any of the questions in my last message, but you keep asking for copies of my ID? You know very well what the provisions of the Anti-Terrorism law are and what is the protocol of the identity documents for all the American citizens. So do not insist unnecessarily; because you really annoy me and make me suspicious of your intentions. Upon delivery, that agent will see my identity documents (passport and driver license) in the original, so you don't have to worry about this. Okay?

Quote:

Answer for what? I received an email from some idiots, with a dubious link that my computer couldn't open. I am amazed by the lack of professionalism of the so-called Red Cross Courier. Some incompetent idiots! Where is that parcel now? Can you tell me? Try to get on that page and find out where our package is. I challenge you!

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Hey, you morons, I'm not at all "your dear Edna", ok? For you, I'm just Mrs MacMungos, ok? Your website is a crap, which blocks your computer and shows nothing. I do not intend to be in contact with you and I do not need your idiotic information. Where is the courier that my friend Ramos sent here? Where is the package that was supposed to reach my address a week ago? Did you steal money and now try a trick with me? Fuck you! I will file a complaint against you at my partner Ramos and you will lose your jobs, fucking idiots!

Quote:

Dave, I am extremely calm but I cannot remain indifferent when I notice how stupid people are. We've been talking for over 6 weeks and no one is able to do anything concrete? Your fucking couriers are mentally retarded or imposters, one of the 2 variants. Otherwise I cannot explain all this delay and all these useless messages in which nothing concrete is communicated. For sake, who the hell is that idiot Luis Benito Juarez, whose name appears in that document and who signed your previous message? In these conditions of confidentiality you give access to your Inbox to others, or what? I really need to know with whom I am talking now.

Quote:

Dave, I notice you are not at all worried about your package. After all, it is about 9 million bucks that should have come to my address 2 months ago. Instead of being interested in this, are you trying to convince me that some idiots are offended by my words? Really? Excel Express Courier my ass; I don't fucking care about it! I honestly tell you that I am not interested in maintaining cordial relationships with some morons who are paid to do a service, but fail to finish what they started.
Where's the money now and why doesn't anyone say anything clear? That idiot from the shipping company tells me that I can follow the parcel, given that the parcel should have already been at my home, already 2 months ago. What kind of professionalism is this and, I honestly ask you, do you really trust these thiefs? My opinion is that they already stole your parcel and now they are only trying to buy some time and throw a curtain of smoke on the whole operation.

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Dave, it happened what I thought from the beginning. Those fucking idiots from that fucking courier company went wrong, and now they want ME to pay for THEIR nonsense? Does this seem normal to you? When you paid them to do this job, they guaranteed that everything was resolved and that it would go smooth. Fucking liars! Now they are invoking "some customs problems" and trying to get more money from us? Really? I told you and I repeat: these impostors have already stolen the money package and now they are just trying to trick us. Everything they tell us now is only a big shit. Be careful!

Quote:

Finally, I managed to read all my messages from the last days. Dave, everything it's a big fraud, believe me those idiots already stole the money pack and now they are trying to cover up their traces!
Who is that new English character who now appears in the story? That one named Charles David?

Quote:

Dave, sometimes I have the impression that you are too naive. Of course I would be happy to see the 2 documents you told me now:
- The Anti Drug Certificate
and
- The Anti Money Laundry Certificate
At the same time, to make things very clear, I would like to see an official document that reflects the fact that the private person Charles David from the UK is the accountant of the American company Excel Express Courier Corporation. That way, my accountant will have nothing to object to.

Quote:

Hey Dave, yes, I'm back. I have warned you from the very beginning that those from the "Excel Courier company" are idiots. My accountant said it is illegal to pay services of a company on behalf of an individual, even if the person concerned is an employee of that company. Simply, the money has to go into the bank account of the company so that everything be clear and legal. So, please tell those idiots to send me an Invoice for their services + the bank account of their company (not the personal account of one of their employee).

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Dave, did you talk to those idiots from the courier company? I could bet that they have already stolen the money and that they will avoid giving you a legal bank account opened on behalf of the company. Because that way they would admit that they stole the package and you could sue them. As long as we send money to a person unknown, the company can claim that payment has not been made and that they have nothing to do with you or me. This is their plan, I'm sure of it!

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Hey Dave, finally I got the message with the new bank account. These days I went to a real estate business conference in Las Vegas (I want to buy a small hotel that has a casino here), but I sent the message to my personal accountant and I ordered him to pay the money ($17,300) in the new bank account indicated by your idiots. I noticed that another idiot appeared now, instead of that so-called Charles from the UK is now one new man named Richard Austin from the USA. OK, I'm tired of drawing your attention that these impostors want to steal our money and that everything is just a trick, so I ordered the payment in that new fucking bank account and I hope everything be fine. Remember that you promised me to return my money if something went wrong! I hope to find your parcel at home when I return back. I don't think I'll have time for you in the next few days, because there are 2 more fucking clients for that hotel (which I want so much) and I try to get it before them. However, I am happy that I solved the payment problem and that I will be able to finish what I started

Quote:

Dave,
It has happened exactly what I said would happen. Those idiots claim they didn't get the money and try to take other money from us. How do you think anyone could know about that fucking payment? Apart from you and them? Isn't it suspicious for you that they created another similar email address and sent to me another bank account? It is your problem and you will have to solve it with them; because I have long warned you that they are thieves. I don't fucking believe anything in their stories anymore!

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Dave, I'm not blaming anyone, I'm just telling you that these people are not what they seem to be. For me, these fucking amounts of money do not even represent how much I spend for my shoes in a month. It just annoys me that stupid people who are not capable of concrete actions. We have almost 3 months since correspondence and I have not seen anything serious yet. Only words and fucking promises. But OK, I will talk to my accountant to make the 17,300 USD payment to that account in the UK and I hope everything will be fine this time. Anyway, I think next week I will be in Scotland (I was proposed to buy an ocean fishing company there in Lerwic) and I hope to get some time to meet with the staff of this Excel Courier company.

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Dave, I told you from the beginning that there was going to be a problem with these guys claiming to be a delivery company. What do you think? My bank refused to transfer the amount of $17,300 to that british account because it appears flagged with the suspicious indicative of fraudulent financial activities. I was not given too many details, but there are definitely dubious things happening there. I do not allow myself to get involved in such unclean business and I do not need my name to appear on different banking lists with suspicious activities. OK? I would like to personally meet one of those idiots in Scotland and I would like to see those documents in the original. If all is well, then I will pay cash directly to their representative.

Quote:

Yes, in a few hours I have to get on the plane. I have a stopover in Paris. We'll talk next week. I have no way to coordinate another bank payment and I do not want to be associated with any criminal activity. You know very well what american banks do here and how they record everything. If those idiots had an American bank account, everything would have been settled long ago. But no problem, Scotland is near the UK so they will be able to send me a representative of theirs and we will pay there cash. I see no impediment, on the contrary! See you soon!

Quote:

Dave, don't fuck me! Are you stupid or just too gullible? Want to lose money again? I will not pay into the account of a particular unknown person. I will personally go to their address in London and that way we will find out the truth about these idiots who are so arrogant.

Quote:

Your fucking words are nothing but a lot of shit, so you can stop making such comments. I am not at all impressed and I have great doubts regarding your so-called shipping company. The fact that you refuse to send a man to meet me in Scotland and you insist to me to send money to different bank accounts makes me think you are only some fucking impostors. I will personally check everything in London next week and, if at the address communicated by you I will find the headquarters of your company, then I will apologize for everything. But if that address is false, then you can kiss me in my nice ass.

Quote:

Hi Dave, sorry for my absence lately, I had a very busy time and your little problem was no longer on my priority list. I saw that everything ended well for you and you recovered the boxes. I wish you success and good luck, but I also announce you that I do not want to get involved in this transaction anymore. I spoke to a lawyer who explained to me that everything that happens with that money is illegal and advised me to stop before doing anything concrete and unlawful. Please stop writing to me because I will not respond to any of your messages. Take care of yourself and return home healthy! Many kisses

Quote:

Your insistence annoys me, all the more as I explained very clearly that I am no longer interested in participating. From now on you belong to the category of correspondents whose messages reach directly the Spam folder.

- As I said in my previous story, Luis is a very boring but very stubborn idiot and, no matter what he is told, he continues to try to get his money... This is good for us, because we can abuse it. Laughing

- Edna's rude behavior made him believe even more in the story of "the rich and spoiled woman, who treats everyone badly and allows herself to do whatever she wants only because she has a lot of money."

We'll see if we can get him an Asian Safari. Twisted Evil

===

Later Edit:
Our dear scammer boy seems to be impatient. Laughing

- even if the widow passed all of the lad's messages in the "Spam" folder some weeks ago, he repeatedly insists on sending her various messages related to "the old operation - the one related to the money boxes".
- he writes to Frank, expressing hope that everything will be fine.

The Lad to Edna wrote:

How are you Edna?
I pleaded with you to assist me move my boxes else where and you wont be part of it but you declined and never replied my mails why?
its not very fair but i still have great respect for you.

Thanks
Capt Ramos

and

The Lad to Frank wrote:

I pray its all goes according to script because we could make use of a few dollars to get the whole Orphanage setup like real and even the smartest lawyer will approve of it.
God will see us through because a totally broke.

===

17.21 - Jakarta local time

This is the message from my widow Edna to her secretary Bibi.
- in Seattle is 02.21 (in the middle of the night), but it can be assumed that Edna is sleeping with Frank (at one point, a few weeks ago, Frank mentioned something like this in one oh his messages to our idiot)...
- however, Luis never showed any concern for "the message delivery times"... I don't know why, but he seems to not understand how the time difference works. Neither, in the old story nor now, did I respect "the correct local time" and he was not disturbed by these inadvertents.
- over a few hours (probably at 6pm - 7pm "my" local time) the secretary Bibi will respond to the idiot (with "Forward" at the widow's message).

Quote:

Bibi darling, I want to help these children. As always, Frank was a zoopeer sugar boy; he just left now after one hour of hardly insistences, and you really know that I can't resist his charms. LOL! In fact, I pity those poor orphans. Take care of the problem, draw up the tax deduction file and send them everything they need. The expenditure budget for all the products needed to operate the orphanage activities will be $10,000 and make sure that we pay all the fees so that they do not have any additional associated costs. Let them choose, let them make a complete list and you just order all the products from Amazon. OK? Immediately after you finish with all those products packaging and after you ship the parcel, get out of my personal account $10,000 and tell Frank to send the money to them, for their small expenses. Just like last time, you and Mabel will handle the shopping (I know both of you like make shopping, LOL!) and Frank will handle the payments. Don't forget to ask some photos for our charity album.

PS: If you want something really hot take a look at Alexandra's Designer boutique, because they already brought-in the new 2020 Louboutin collection; so if you and Mabel find there something beautiful that your hearts would enjoy, it will be my pleasure! As a Christmas gift for "my girls". XOXO

Sent from my Iphone

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@Birlic - thank you for your very generous offer, but I think on this occasion I'll pass.
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Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:49 pm

^^^

- Mrs. Bibi (the secretary) writes to our lad... Mabel is in CC:

Quote:

Dear Sir/Madam,
I received your initial message through an external collaborator and, at this point, I am happy to offer some good news.

My name is F******* Bibi and I am authorized to organize (for the activity of your orphanage) a transport of material goods worth of 10,000USD. The parcels will be prepared at our headquarters (in Seattle, USA) and will be sent to you through an international shipping fast-courier company. We will pay absolutely all the taxes related to this transport; handling, customs commissions, insurance, etc. so that your organization be not burdened with any additional costs. At the time of delivery, your representative will have to sign the PR (the Package Receipt) document stating that your packages have arrived at their destination and that their contents are intact (requirements imposed by the insurance company). There are no hidden or additional costs for receiving the packages, so if the local representative of the delivery company (the delivery man) asks for money from you, please refuse and immediately contact us. My 1'st assistant miss Mabel T*******: m*****@gmail.com will take care of all the practical aspects and she will keep in touch with you.

Depending on the number of children who are internalized in your care, you will draw up a list of the products you want us to send to you. For operationality please make the list by choosing the products through the online shopping platform www.amazon.com. We will need a complete list (number of items and corresponding link), so that Mabel can order it and pay for them. The person I represent (The Donor) also wants to make a sponsorship of 10,000USD, money that will be paid into your company bank-account in the period immediately following the completion of our charity action. The payment will be made by bank transfer, but this will be done by someone else (so not by me or Mabel). Your only final obligation is to make sure that you send us a reasonable number of photographs with the children and the products. We have a photo album where we gather these "pleasant memories", so please consider this request.

In order to efficiently organize this action, we will need some absolutely necessary details regarding your activity:
- the full name of the company that manages the orphanage and the full name of the person who runs the company (general manager or chairman of the board of directors).
- the exact address of the company and a legal document (copy) attesting that the company is Tax Registered at the authorities of the state of Indonesia.
- the Receiver details (this is the person who is authorized to receive the package) - full name, full address for delivery, telephone number, a valid email address.
- full name and full address of the orphanage. It is the same as in the case of the company, or it is different? Do you have a web site, where we can see some of your activities?
- the delivery will be made to the address indicated by you, and for the delivery of the parcel will need the presence of that person empowered by you (The Receiver).
- some details (as complete as possible) related to the number of children in your care; full name and approximate age (often orphans do not have identity papers, so their age is assessed based on physical characteristics and mental development).

An Donation Act will be prepared and signed by the parties involved (The Donor and the company that runs the orphanage), and this document will must be registered at the Indonesian and US tax authorities. If the Indonesian authorities impose a certain legal form for these acts of donation, then you will draw it up and sign it, after which it will be sent to us for our final signature. If there are no any constraints on the text / wording of this document, then we will send our format-text following that you to complete, legally sign and authenticate. You will then send it back to us, in his final registered and authenticated form, for registration at the US tax authority.

You can contact me if further clarification is needed.
For all the operational details about the sending the packages, please keep in touch with my assistant Mabel.
Regards,
Mrs. Bibi F********

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:20 am

Thursday

13.15 (Jakarta local time)
- The crook accountant Frank writes to the lad:

Quote:

Did you get anything from Mrs. Bibi? I was there yesterday and we discussed our problem and I received assurances that there is will and availability. Theoretically now, the secretariat office (there are 2 young girls in there, apart from the Secretary Bibi - the head of the cabinet) to deal with your message and to contact you for the formalities related to the action. Let me know as soon as you receive any news so that I know how we are.

Basically, from now on, the actual action should start... the idiot has to work with Bibi and Mabel and we "prepare / send" the package and the hidden money. Laughing

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13.50 (Jakarta) - The lad writes to Frank (on his secret mailbox) and confirms that he received Bibi's message:

Quote:

Yes i did and i will forward it to you right now and you simplify what exactly the need and the once we can diplomatically avoid to avoid scrutiny that might tint the whole process, I intend to tell them that i am yet to formally register the Orphanage which is why a seek donors and partners so we can incorporate them orphanage home and be taxable and also eligible for adoption. This are my thinking i need your opinion as i forward those mail to you from the other end.

- Frank to our lad:

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Okay, I'm waiting to see what you got and then we can start. Theoretically, these are some papers (you said you can forge any kind of fake documents) that must be sent to the secretariat. They will probably ask for details about the children in the orphanage and all kinds of details about them. In these cases, the orphanage draws up a list of the necessary products and Edna (through her secretaries) buys and sends everything to an address that you must declare as "orphanage reception address". I also requested approval for a minimum sponsorship (the tax deductible amount is $ 10,000) and Edna agreed. So, if everything goes well and if you manage to run everything smoothly, then I think before Christmas day we can have both the parcel and the money. Pay attention to the products you order, they can be easily sold so that we can redeem them immediately: laptops, mobile phones, video cameras, TVs, etc. I will open one personal account at a bank with a branch in Bangkok and there you will transfer my share of everything we manage to get from sale + 50% of the sponsorship money.

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15.05 - The lad sent that Bibi's yesterday message to Frank, asking for advice.
15.20 - Frank explains:

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Oh, everything is fine. Edna kept his word and it looks like we will be lucky this month. Good! Prepare that list of products that Mabel will send to "our" orphanage and give them the details required for delivery. Forge those shit documents and let's make some money.

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Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:22 am

Friday

14.22 - Nothing from Luis, so Frank writes to him:

Quote:

WTF is going on there and for what reason do you not respond to my messages? The secretary Bibi tell Edna she have no any sign from the indonesian orphanage manager. Do you have abandoned our storyline and want to put me in a embarrassing posture in front of Edna, or what? We must efficiently communicate between us if wants to be succesfully in this action. I will encourage Mabel to write you today, ok?

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14.46 - It seems our idiot is finally starting to work.

Quote:

am getting all things together so we dont make a mistake you can view what i picked at the Amazon from my Cart
https://www.amazon.com/gp/cart/view.html?ref_=nav_cart I picked those stuffs because they have resale value and would be handy to sale off. Here is a preview of the mail am composing for her Secretary.

We have not Register as a company either PT PMDN (Local Indonesian 100%) Nor PT PMA (Foreign Investor) because of the cost which we believe will be more useful in helping the Children under our shelter but right now that You wish to acknowledge with us we will hereafter be compelled to register because we now have a foreign investor, It might interest you to know that to register a PT PMDN we will need equivalent of United States Dollars USD 35.000 (small), USD 35.000 - ± USD 700.000 (medium) Then for PT PMA (Foreign Investor) we will need ± USD 700.000 and above.

So we took all those and the subsequent taxes and we had to put it aside and operate locally just providing the basic needs of the kids but since after the 2018 Sulawesi earthquake and tsunami and the Sunda Strait tsunami and landslide which claimed many lives the number of children has increased and we are now forced to expand and seek help from donors because as we expand we will be compelled by Law to be registered, right now to be on the safe side of the law due to our inability to get registered fully we do not offer or engage in adoption.

Then the receivers address will follow suit.

Frank to Luis... some advices:

Quote:

That Amazon list is not visible to me in that link (because it is probably made with your personal account, and I am not logged in). So I can't see anything there.
Anyway, you have to choose the products and then make a simple punctual list... example:

1) Apple MacBook Air (13-inch, 8GB RAM, 128GB SSD Storage) - 5 pieces
Link: https://www.amazon.com/Apple-MacBook-1-8GHz-dual-core-Intel/dp/B07211W6X2/ref=sr_1_1?crid=VXB7M62G0MV8&keywords=macbook+pro+laptop&qid=1575619892&sprefix=mac+book%2Caps%2C273&sr=8-1

2) Apple iPhone 11 Pro Max 6.5" Unlocked for All CDMA and GSM, Bundle with Free case (256GB) - 5 pieces
Link: https://www.amazon.com/Apple-iPhone-Unlocked-Bundle-256GB/dp/B07YSYK6F5/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=Iphones+11+phones&qid=1575620045&sr=8-4

etc. etc. etc. until you reach $ 10,000 in expenses.

Regarding the proposed text, yes, it seems convincing to me. However, you do not have to explain many things, nor do you have to stress, because things are already established and Edna has approved everything.

Mabel will point out that she only deals with the preparation of the packages... it is obvious that the idiot is trying to avoid "producing" documents (probably he must pay someone).
We want to make him travel, so I would not insist too much on the "documents issue"... we can just say "ok, let's solve the parcels shipping and make dear children happy, right before Christmas Celebration... all the documentation will be later completed".
===

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:12 am

Saturday

The idiot sent a message to the Secretary Bibi (Frank in BCC):

Quote:

Hello Mrs. Bibi.

I am sorry for the late response to your mail as we are working on our project with the building and also taking care of the basic needs of the children and we not use to replying cooperate mails as this as such we need to get it right as seek to partner with you and your cooperation to propel this Home to greater heights and provide better living conditions to the kids.

To give answers to your mail, We sincerely wish to inform you that we have not Register as a company either PT PMDN (Local Indonesian 100%) Nor PT PMA (Foreign Investor) because of the cost which we believe will be more useful in helping the Children under our shelter but right now that You wish to acknowledge with us we will hereafter be compelled to register because we now have a foreign investor, It might interest you to know that to register a PT PMDN we will need equivalent of United States Dollars USD 35.000 (small), USD 35.000 - ± USD 700.000 (medium) Then for PT PMA (Foreign Investor) we will need ± USD 700.000 and above.

So we took all those and the subsequent taxes and we had to put it aside and operate locally just providing the basic needs of the kids but since after the 2018 Sulawesi earthquake and tsunami and the Sunda Strait tsunami and landslide which claimed many lives the number of children has increased and we are now forced to expand and seek help from donors because as we expand we will be compelled by Law to be registered, right now to be on the safe side of the law due to our inability to get registered fully we do not offer or engage in adoption.

We have picked some items that would be of immense use and would not be a problem shipping into indonesia as the customs will not seize use items because i am aware that some items are banned from entry into Indonesia to encouarage local production and when we will also be receiving a cash donations those little items will be bought here at a cheaper rate. all the item we selected are in the Amazon Cart below

just click the link.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/cart/view.html?ref_=nav_cart

Orphanage Home, Jakarta Indonesia.

JL.Kalibata Raya No.1, Rawajati, Pancoran
Jakarta Selatan 12750

Receivers Names:

Name of our director:

Do we have a website? Not Yet but now we are seeking for donors and looking outwards we will do that.

Thank you so much for your response and kind consideration.

Orphan Caregiver/ Director.

Obviously, Frank is not happy. Laughing

Quote:

Your Shopping Cart is empty.

Your Shopping Cart lives to serve. Give it purpose — fill it with books, CDs, DVDs, toys, electronics, and more. If you already have an account, Sign In to see your Cart. Continue shopping on the Amazon.com homepage, learn about today's deals, or visit your Wish List.

The price and availability of items at Amazon.com are subject to change. The Cart is a temporary place to store a list of your items and reflects each item's most recent price. Shopping Cart Learn more

Do you have a gift card or promotional code? We'll ask you to enter your claim code when it's time to pay.

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The text above appears when you click on that fucking link sent by you!

I also told you in my previous mail that the list in the link sent is unusable, because it is made on your own amazon account. Looks like you didn't understand anything. Fuck! In order for another person to see "your list" it has to be authenticated with "your data" (your username and password)! That's why I specified that you have to make a fucking clear list and I gave you those fucking examples! To make it easy for you and not to make such mistakes that cost us valuable time and make the "orphanage" look unprofessional. If you do not listen to what I tell you, we are wasting our time. Now it is already weekend time and for 2 long days you have not been able to compose an effective and clear message.

Please again make that fucking list correctly, punctually:
1) Product # 1 - how many pieces - link to the product page (in amazon.com)
2) Product # 2 - how many pieces - link to the product page (in amazon.com)
3) Product # 3 - how many pieces - link to the product page (in amazon.com)

Now you got it?

===

4 hours later, the secretary Bibi sent a message to the lad... Mabel is in CC:

Quote:

Dear Lad,

Your text is incomplete and that list has something wrong on it, because it does not open on the corresponding page.
Check that product-list again and send it back to us. So, for to be clear for Mabel:

- The Orphanage Manager: Mr.
- The Receiver of the parcel:
- The Orphanage Address: , Rawajati, Pancoran, Jakarta Selatan 12750, Indonesia

Correct? Do you want the products to be sent to the address above?
We can use this email address as Receiver email address?
You did not answer me some essential points:
- the details related to the children in your care.
- the details related to the Donation Act.

Regards,
Bibi

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:20 am

Monday

Luis is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, because he sent another useless message... this time, he told us the password of the account he used for shopping on the Amazon.
Like any self-respecting lad, he doesn't want to do anything... no lists with orphan children, no documents. Nothing.
It would be perfect for him if he could get the money only based on messages sent by email. Unacceptable, of course! Laughing

Luis to the secretary Bibi:

Quote:

Thank you for the acknowledgement and corrections on what needs to be clarified, Here is the Amazon link as i have created an account also and all items are inside the Cart

https://www.amazon.com/gp/yourstore/home?ref_=nav_cs_ys

username: *******
Password: *****

Login and check the cart and do as you have promised and note that we can not include all little items that we can source locally at a cheaper rate also.

The Children under our care have the names recorded on a note paper and we will get them properly document when our computers arrive and we have a legal registration document that would enable us to be fit for adoption by the general public. So right now we know all our Children but there is nothing much to share about them as all this can be done after we have secured you as our donor.

Relation to the donation act? what are you meaning here? You mean our account?

Yes the address and this very email can be Use as the receivers details .

Thank you so much for your response and kind consideration.

Dian
Orphan Caregiver/ Director.

Bibi is not happy:

Quote:

Dear Dian,

OK, then let me repeat what I already wrote and I want you try to read my messages more carefully:
a) We need a complete list with all (more than one hundred) those children you care for: name + surname + approximate age. It can be handwritten.
b) I need to know if the Donation Act has a standardized form in Indonesia, or if it is enough to send us the american form of document and you just sign and authenticate.

Mabel, please take here the part related to the preparation of the packages.

Regards,
Bibi

Luis sent the same message to his accomplices Frank (the corrupt accountant)... abviously, Frank became angry again. Laughing

Quote:

I don't know what to say; are you doing everything in such a way that you want to really annoy the Secretary Bibi, or is that just your poor intellectual level? How can you refuse to provide information about "children in orphanage care" when you receive a request from a Sponsor? Are you a total idiot, or do you not understand that the Sponsor wants and needs to be informed? As for that Act that Bibi is interested in, she wrote in her first message that it will be drafted legally and that you must find out if the Indonesian government has certain requirements regarding the text, or whether the American forms are accepted. Honestly, I am beginning to doubt your ability to cooperate effectively and to complete this action. Please tell me who the person is called Karmen Elfita (intentionally misspelled) and why you trust to send our packages on her behalf.

Few hours later, miss Mabel (the assistant of Bibi) writes to Luis... yeap, our boy really has to respect the directions received, if he wants things to happen. Laughing

Quote:

Dear Dian,

I have received the messages from Bibi and I want to make you aware of the fact that it is not allowed to enter the account that is not my own, even with the permission of the owner of said account.
I need you to make a list of the products you want. This list needs to contain:

- name of the product
- price listed
- amount
- total amount
- url to the web page on amazon where we can find the products.

According to the donations act that miss Frizzy mentioned, we need to know if there are certain rules concerning donations to your country. Is there any legal paperwork we need to fill out to make this transaction legally accepted by your government. Please find out if this is the case and send us the neccessary documents as soon as possible.

We understand that you don't have a digitalized system yet where all the children are registered, but we need to have the list of all the children in your care and their approximate ages, firstname and surname. If you don't have a computer available to make this list, please give me a photocopy or scanned document of a handwritten list so that I will file it.

Best regards,
Mabel

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 11:04 am

New levels of laziness

"Hey, just write down what you want and we'll send it to you"

"nah, go check yourself here <link>"

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 11:10 am

^^^ Yes, since last year's story it has been proven that Luis has no quality, other than patience Laughing

... simply, he is just waiting for money, regardless of the abuse he is subjected to. It's been more than a week since he struggled to send an intelligible message, though Frank provided him with all the necessary "inside" information. Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:05 am

More fun with our indonesian lad.

- The lad writes to Mabel & Bibi... he finally maked that list of orphans.
- Probably now he regrets saying that there are so many orphans. Laughing

Quote:

Dear Mabel , the Url on the Amazon website is this

https://www.amazon.com/gp/yourstore/home?ref_=nav_cs_ys and my Username and password to access the cart is below but you have to take note that the precises of some items do change thereby causing the items to off the cart and the total amount dropping.

username: *********
Password: dianfoundation

I hereby attach a snapped pictures of the orphanage roster of children under our care as we could not get a scanned copy so we had to make use of the camera phone at our disposal and we sincerely hope you can see it clearly.

Lastly on the Donation act we have no problem from our country about that so you can go ahead and make yours available and we would sign, we are glad to have your work with us.

Thank you so much for your response and kind consideration.

===

- Mabel, to the lad:

Quote:

Dear Dian,

Thank you for the lists, The pictures are clear enough so I will have no problem processing them. As for the list, I have explained to you that we are not allowed to enter someone elses accounts so I can't use your login information. I will explain to you once again the kind of list we need you to make:

- name of the product
- price listed
- amount
- total amount
- url to the web page on amazon where we can find the products.

About the donations act, you tell me that we have to use the document in our country that you will sign upon receipt, but it doesnt work that way. You are the receiver of the money so you have to give us the documents needed in your country to receive a donation legally. I will explain it to you a little better. A donations act is a legal document that states what you will be receiving from us, the monetary amount and the value of the products we will send to you, this is why that list is also important, because the authorities will not accept a login to an amazon account as the products list on a donations act.
The donations act needs to be date-stamped by an official notary's office. I assume you will have no problem sending us this document, since it is just a formality before we can send the parcel to you and make sure that everythign is taken care of legally and you will not be surprised by any unpleasant import taxes when the parcel will be delivered.

Kind regards,
Mabel

===

- In the same time, the idiot wrote to me (Frank - the accomplice):

Quote:

You should not doubt my credibility as i might work slow but i ultimately get the job and i can be trusted 100% and Karen will receive the package and its safe with me so have no fears, See the photo shots of the list of names of Children at our disposal so right now i have met all their requirements so they should send the document over and right now you have to push things.

- Frank, to our idiot:

Quote:

OK, perfect, I will try to go to their office today to see "what's the situation on the air". I'll kepp you updated.

- The Lad, another message for Frank:

Quote:

and like I told them earlier that we not not been registered legally so the Custom Exemption as stated on that article can not be applicable to us but as we have assured that we will do so with the monetary aid from you. and we will gladly sign the Donation act from your country and we will pay/sort things out with our Customs when the items arrive.

Now I want you to know that if I work the document and they ship when the items arrives and it accompanied with the document the customs will find out that its fake so i am trying to have them suspend the idea and if possible provide theirs so i can sign then when the items arrive i will try to bribe my way and get it out through the backdoor.

Lastly if they insist note that i can have the company registered and every thing legal even before her lawyers and should they wish to investigate it will all be legal but it will require money so ask them to send us money so we can get registered and work smoothly with them even though the will not hamper our mission.

===

The Lad responds to the last message of Mabel:

Quote:

Dear Mable due to 70/PMK.04/2012 Article 4(1): which states that as follows,

The receiving institution must be a legal entity domiciled in Indonesia
The receiving institution must be established in accordance with Indonesian Law. and like we told you earlier have not not been registered legally so the Custom Exemption as stated on that article can not be applicable to us but as we have assured that we will do so with the monetary aid from you. and we will gladly sign the Donation act from your country and we will pay/sort things out with our Customs when the items arrive.

If you can not sign in with the username i created with Amazon then below is the UrL

https://www.amazon.com/gp/yourstore/home?ref_=nav_cs_ys

Thank you so much for your response and kind consideration.

Dian

===

- Bibi (the secretary) writes to the lad (Mabel is in CC):

Quote:

Dear Dian,

What Mabel has tried to explain is that we must receive from you a complete list (The List) of requested / donated goods, the list that will be included in the Donation Act.
The American legislation regarding charitable acts and tax deductions is clear and must be respected precisely. The new tax law, beginning in 2018, has made it much more difficult for people to deduct charitable donations to their favorite charities. The law increased the standard deduction, ensuring that fewer Americans will be itemizing deductions. The IRS requires public charities (also known as 501 (c) (3) organizations) to send a formal acknowledgment letter for any donation of more than $ 250. The donor may use this letter as proof of his or her contribution and claim a tax deduction. In practice, most charities send an acknowledgment for all donations, even small ones. Both goals, thanking the donor and satisfying the legal requirements, can be accomplished at the same time or separately. Most charities manage to achieve both conditions within one letter.

This is a template accepted by the US authorities:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DEED OF DONATION

KNOW ALL MEN BY THESE PRESENTS:

That I, ______________________ of legal age, single / married to __________________
with postal address at ______________________________ hereinafter referred to as the
DONOR, and ____________________________, likewise of legal age, single / married to
_________________________________ with postal address at ____________________
hereinafter called the DONEE, witnesseth:

That the DONOR is the registered owner of The Courtersy Parcel, more particularly described as
follows: (Insert here the complete contents of the package - The List)

That the DONOR is the registered owner of the amount of 10,000 USD, more particularly described as
follows: The Sponsorship

That FOR AND IN CONSIDERATION of the DONEE'S trust, devotion and affection shown to
the DONOR, and as an act of gratitude and liberality on his part, the DONOR hereby
voluntarily GIVES, TRANSFERS, and CONVEYS by way of donation, unto the said DONEE, his
heirs and assigns, the above described property, together with all the improvements found
thereon, free from all liens and encumbrances;

That the DONOR affirms that this donation is not made with intent to deceive his creditors,
and that he has reserved for himself sufficient funds and property;

That the DONEE hereby accepts and receives this donation made in his favor by the
DONOR, and hereby manifests his gratefulness for the latter's generosity.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, both the DONOR & DONEE have hereunder subscribed their names
this __________ day of __________________ 20__ at _____________________,
Jakarta, Indonesia.

BEFORE ME, a notary for and in the City of Jakarta, personally appeared:
Name_______________________
(Donee)
CTC Number
______________________
Date/Place Issued
___ / _____/ ________ / __________
known to me and to me known to be the same persons acknowledged to me that the Accept of Donation is their free and voluntary act and deed.
WITNESS MY HAND AND SEAL, on the date and place first above written.
Notary Public
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Details needed for Donor:
- full name: Edna MacMungos
- marital status: single
- full address: #201765, 5th Avenue, Seattle, WA 9812, USA

Please fill it out properly and send it back to me, with the signature and stamp of authentication of an authorized notary.
Regards,
Bibi

- In the same time, Frank explains all better. Twisted Evil

Quote:

My friend, we do not have to mix things up, because we will be entangled in our own lies. The secretary does not know what documentation is needed for you in Indonesia, so she will send you the package accompanied by an invoice (which attests who is The Sender, who is The Receiver and that all fees - customs - transport - handling - insurance - are already paid). The documents accompanying the packages will have that name (Karnen Elfita) mentioned as Receiver, so that person will be able to take over the products. That's why I asked if you trust her. In the american side of the operation (for Edna's interests) all that matters is that she can deduct taxes due to the IRS, so you will only sign a letter accepting the donation and that's all. It is clear now?

===

Our boy must make that list with electronic products (worth 10k USD) and he must forge that Donation Act.
Only then will we prepare the package. I hope we get his real ID and / or BIP photos. Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:32 am

That is a lot of orphans. I'd exploit it. Maybe you should announce an essay writing or picture drawing contest where the winning orphan recieves a $25k cash scholarship. The orphanage is only eligible to compete if 80% or more of its members participate etc. Some of the kids on the list are super young so 100% wouldn't be realistic. He should type up the list as well. Many of the names are hard to read and he should try to modernize his operation anyway Twisted Evil

Having him make 80+ different drawings that appear to match the skill level and interests of a wide age range of boys and girls would take him forever but I bet he'd do it for the right amount of prize money.

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:40 am

The idea is excellent, but I don't think he'll do it... he's a very lazy idiot (I've known him since last year, from another story). We will try to suggest this, of course (regarding the fact that Indonesian children's names are difficult to understand for an American citizen)... maybe he will complete an additional list, written on the computer, with the names of all those children.

What we're trying to do is get an Asian Safari. Maybe we can convince him to go to Singapore or Malaysia. This is our goal.
===

- Frank (the crook accountant) to the Lad... one big slap:

Quote:

Fuck, fuck, fuck! I spoke with the Edna's girls now and Mabel told me that you have not yet sent that fucking list of products needed to the orphanage and that you are stubborn to put her to log in to your amazon account and all these stupid things. You're an idiot? Tell me honestly, to stop now and to announce that everything is canceled! I've already told you for 2 or 3 times to make that shit list in the simplest way. Like a personal shopping list, with item numbering and their price. Why is everything so hard with you and what the hell do you do all day long? Do you sit on your ass and play with your dick, or fucking what? Because you are unable to produce a fucking simple shit list we already lost a week. That package might already be on the way to you, if you were more diligent and listened to my advice. I feel like I'm beginning to lose my confidence in your ability to do this. Forgive me, but I got terribly annoyed. Edna also agreed to sponsor a small Catholic school in Bolivia, and those people managed to draw up all the documentation in a few days. We (the orphanage management) risk appearing before them as some incapable people, and all of this is happening because we wait for you to decide to get out of your fucking lazy state and write a few simple fucking words on the computer screen.

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:33 pm

Wednesday

- Our boy has been quiet for the last 24 hours, so Frank wrote to him... I know this idiot is very lazy, but I hoped that the definite opportunity for a easy win would mobilize him better. It looks like I was wrong.

Quote:

Where are you and what are you doing? Bibi told Edna today that she can't work effectively with "that orphanage which Frank presented last week" and that she doesn't think they'll be able to send anything before Christmas Day. After December 25, no one will do anything here until the first days of January, because everyone will be on vacation and this is an opportunity we will miss because of you. In 2020 will begun another "fiscal year" and Edna will not make any additional sponsorship so soon. We'll be fucking doomed if we fail to receive the money and the parcel in these last days of the year.

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:38 am

Thursday

Looks like the idiot is still alive. Very Happy

Quote:

Hello Bibi,

Here is the list of all the items we selected from Amazon, I will come through with the deed of donation notarization by tomorrow, I am sorry for the delays we have a lot going on for the kids this festive season.

Items, description and prices with Subtotal below.

(1) Yeonha Toys Pull Back Vehicles, 12 Pack Mini Assorted Construction Vehicles & Race Car Toy, Vehicles Truck Mini Car Toy for Kids Toddlers Boys Child, Pull Back & Go Car Toy Play Set. Quantity: 7 Price for One $9.97 X 7

(2) ETI Toys | STEM Learning | Original 101 Piece Educational Construction Engineering Building Blocks Set for 3, 4 and 5+ Year Old Boys & Girls | Creative Fun Kit | Best Toy Gift for Kids Ages 3yr - 6yr . Quantity 8, Price for one $29.97 X 8

(3) LeapFrog My Own Leaptop (Frustration Free Packaging). Quantity 9 Price $21.95 X 9

(4) LeapFrog Learning Friends 100 Words Book (Frustration Free Packaging), Green. Quantity 9. Price $16.19 X9

(5) fisca Remote Control Excavator RC Construction Vehicle 11 Channel 2.4G Full Function Digger Toy Metal Shovel Simulation Sound and Flashing Lights. Quantity 8, Price $59.99 X 8

(6) Magic Tree House Boxed Set, Books 1-4: Dinosaurs Before Dark, The Knight at Dawn, Mummies in the Morning, and Pirates Past Noon. Quantity 4, Price $13.60 X 4

(7) National Geographic Kids Why?: Over 1,111 Answers to Everything, Quantity 15, Price$13.40 X 15

(8 ) Tanoshi 2-in-1 Computer for Kids Ages 6-12, 10.1" HD Touchscreen Display, 32 GB (Blue), Quantity 9, Price $189.99 X 9

(9) Epson T522520 EcoTank Ink Bottle - Color Multi Pack (for use with EcoTank ET-2720, ET-4700) Quantity 1, Price $41.95

10, Epson EcoTank ET-2720 Wireless Color All-in-One Supertank Printer with Scanner and Copier - White. Quantity 4, Price $179.00 X 4

11, GW 16 Channel 4K H.265+ CCTV System Surveillance DVR Kits with (12) x HD 8MP 2160P Outdoor/Indoor 4K AI Dome Security Cameras, 100ft Night Vision, 4TB Hard Drive Pre-Installed. Quantity 1, Price $1,299.00

12, L.O.L. Surprise! 2-in-1 Glamper Fashion Camper with 55+ Surprises. Quantity 3, Price$99.99 X 3

13, Apple iPhone XS Max, 64GB, Silver - Fully Unlocked (Renewed). Quantity 1, Price $699.00

14, PlayStation 4 Slim 1TB Console - Only On PlayStation Bundle. Quantity 2, Price $299.99 X 2

15, HP 2019 14" Laptop - Intel Core i3 - 8GB Memory - 128GB Solid State Drive - Ash Silver Keyboard Frame (14-CF0014DX). Quantity 1, Price $318.00

16, Acer Aspire 5 Slim Laptop, 15.6 Inches FHD IPS Display, 8th Gen Intel Core i5-8265U, 8GB DDR4, 256GB SSD, Fingerprint Reader, Windows 10 Home, A515-54-51DJ. Quantity 2, Price $483.41 X 2

17, Samsung UN50RU7100FXZA Flat 50-Inch 4K UHD 7 Series Ultra HD Smart TV with HDR and Alexa Compatibility (2019 Model). Quantity 1, Price $347.99

18, 2019 Newest Dell Inspiron 15 5000 15.6" Full HD FHD Touchscreen (1920x1080) Business Laptop (Intel Quad-Core i7-8550U, 16GB DDR4 RAM, 512GB SSD) HDMI, Backlit Keyboard, UHD 620, DVD-RW, Windows 10. Quantity 1, Price $841.00

19, Apple Magic Mouse 2 (Wireless, Rechargable) - Silver. Quantity 1, Price $69.00

20, Apple MacBook Air (13-inch, 8GB RAM, 128GB SSD Storage) - Silver. Quantity, 1, Price
$699.95

Subtotal (88 items): $9,996.70 .

Thank you so much for your response and kind consideration.

Dian.
Orphan Caregiver/ Director.

- Bibi to her assistant Mabel (our dear lad is in CC):

Quote:

Maab dear, I finally got that list from Dian, so please take care of it. Talk to Mike from PL and ask him how long it takes to send a parcel from us to Jakarta.
Look for and order all the products, so that we can finish everything as soon as possible; you know very well I don't intend to work until the end of the year.
It would be perfect if we managed to send the parcel to Dian's orphanage tlll the end of next week, okay?
kiss kiss
B

===

We do not have much fun with him, he is boring and annoying... so, we will try to send the package "as soon as possible". Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:01 am

I like how he initially fills the list with children's toys for the first 8 line items to throw off his scammy scent! Quite the mastermind you have here Rolling Eyes

I have a bad feeling about the package getting to the orphanage by Christmas though...but I'm probably just being too pessimistic Very Happy

ETA: plus the "L.O.L Surprise! 2-in-1 Glamper Fashion Camper" on line 12. WT actual F? I hope this a-hole didn't go to an actual orphanage or ask a random group of kids for input and make empty promises. If he did he deserves a safari that much more. If he balks about not being able to leave his country then maybe Bali is a good option. It should prove very expensive and filled with tourists that can't be bothered with petty street urchins like your dear dear Louis.

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:37 am

^^^ Yeah, we will have to start studying the map of that part of the world... for to see what options we have, given that it is located in Jakarta.
We have to know in advance if he needs the visa and what would be the "happiest" destinations possible.
So, at one first glance, I would have said that Kuala Lumpur (Malaysia) or Singapore would have been excellent choices for our lad Luis.

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:17 am

Luis could always come to visit Alice Springs in Central Australia. Captain Mal would be happy to see him, I'm sure!

Or Melbourne, come to think of it. It wouldn't be as difficult, but these days Border Security might be harder to get through.

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:23 am

^^^ Thanks! Very Happy

- Luis also sent the same message to Frank (the crook accountant of the widow), to confirm that he is serious and is doing his job properly. Laughing

- Frank writes back to the lad.

Quote:

Finally. Perfect! This had to be done from the beginning. The donation Act remains to be resolved, but there will be no problems here because you have assured me that you are very good at forging documents. Right? I hope everything will be ready in no more than 10 days. Let's do it!

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Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:35 pm

Mabel writes to bibi and the moron

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Dear Bibi,

Don't worry about anything. I'll take care of it. Please enjoy your vacation.

Kisses,
Mabel

And to the moron

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Dear Dian,

I have received your list and made inquiry at the shipping company about the time they think they would need to get the parcel delivered to you. I hope to hear from them soon. I gave them your emailaddress, so it is possible that they will contact you about this as well.

Thank you for finally providing the complete list of the products that you need. I will order them all today and I have noticed that for a few of them would take a few days to arrive here. They will be shipped to you as soon as they are all delivered here, which I believe will be somewhere in the next week.

In the mean time I've been processing your list with the names of the orphans and I have to admit I have a hard time reading all the names. They are very unfamiliar for us, since you have very different names from American ones and I can't make any mistakes in this case, so I want to ask you to please type out that list and email it to me to prevent me from making any foolish mistakes.

Best regards,
Mabel

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:44 pm

^^^ Perfect! Laughing

- The moron writes to Bibi:

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Thank you so much for your response and concern for the welfare of the less privileged and orphaned may God bless you all and may posterity be kind to you and your principal.

I hereby attach the copy of the Deed of Donation, and i look forward to your donations.

Dian .
Orphan Caregiver/ Director.

- Bibi to our lad:

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Dear Dian, thanks, everything seems to be all right.
I will print the "Deed of Donation" document and attach it to your sponsorship file.
After you will receive the parcel from us, I will ask you to send me the original document with an international courier.

Have a nice day!
Bibi

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- One hour later, the lad wrote to Frank:

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Hello Frank, I might be slow but i will always get the job done and i can also be trusted 100%, I am sorry if i have worked below your pace and expectation, I have to take up some semi manual job so i can feed my family and get them some gifts this festive season. I am deeply sorry if i had let you down but am certain you can always count on me and if money comes out from this i will be energized the more.

I have sent the Deed of donation and i hereby send you a copy.

- Frank's very excited and pleased with Luis, so everything is seen in a bright light now. Laughing

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Wow, I'm amazed at how well you managed to mobilize yourself in the last 2 days. It is excellent, now everything is working in our favor and for us.
I am convinced that Edna's secretaries will do everything to finish the expedition as soon as possible (I told you that everyone here is already thinking about Christmas vacation and that everything will go smoothly).

Bibi will take the money from Edna (those $10,000 for sponsorship) and I will pay the "orphanage sponsorship" exactly the same day they will send the package to you. Please think about what bank account you want the money for and notify Bibi in a message with full payment details. I will want my share ($5,000) in a Thai bank account that I will email to you as soon as I complete the formalities there in Bangkok. It seems like those idiots bankers need all my personal information and I'm not very willing yet to give them too much information. Finally, this is another discussion.

Considering that you have some organizational expenses there, I will accept 40% of the amount obtained from the sale of all that electronic products, following that you will keep for the rest 60%. In January, I will start working on our big plan, whereby Edna will be convinced to sponsor the construction of a new building for "your orphanage". There will be hundreds of thousands of dollars and we will have to deal with her department of lawyers, so we will need a lot of attention and we will have to plan everything properly.

Because everything is clear now, please be active and respond promptly to the messages you will receive from Bibi and Mabel, so we can finish everything as soon as possible.
I want to have some money in my account, before the gong rings on the last hours of December 31. Keep me updated.

My plan is to kill my character Frank, just before the parcel be sent... poor Mabel won't know what to do with the money, so she'll hide them in the parcel.
In this way, Luis remains "the only shareholder in the business" Laughing

and the package that comes to him is already worth double. Laughing

A good reason for him to get up his ass from his chair and go to Malaysia. Or, to Singapore... we will see. Laughing

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Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:23 pm

Our boy is already thinking about the big blow... he writes to Frank:

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As soon as you have the account you let me know so i can wire yours to the Thai Bank account as you can be rest assured that i will deliver on that.
And as you have pointed out tomorrow i will make the account details available to Bibi.

It will go a long way this Festive season then next we will have the big fish for the real deal when she starts to sponsor the building proper as that is where the bigger picture is.

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