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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You can’t fight spilled milk.
Don’t cry over city hall.

A squeaky wheel has its day.
Every dog gets the grease.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here are three more plastered proverbs from Nigeria - all of them Igbo, as with the other two I posted.

He who carries the carcass of an elephant sees the ghost grasshopper.
He who defecates at night does not search for crickets with his legs.

A clay-pot retailer has not met a mad fox.
A drunken fowl is not really in business.

A dead person will have two tails.
The snake that swallows another shall have all the sleep necessary.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Two heads are better than the devil you don't know.

I'll give him a dose in his own coins.
I'll give him the change of his own medicine.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You can’t fight the messenger.
Don’t shoot city hall.

Every cloud has a whimper.
Not with a bang but a silver lining.

There’s a sucker born twixt cup and lip.
There’s many a slip every minute.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You can't make a cake without small steps
Big journeys begin with cracking a few eggs


A drowning man will clutch at its weakest link
A chain is only as strong as a straw

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don’t bite spilled milk.
Don’t cry over the hand that feeds you.

Whoever pays the piper gathers no moss.
A rolling stone calls the tune.

When the going gets tough, the one eyed man is king.
In the country of the blind, the tough get going.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If life gives you lemons, make a silk purse from a sow's ear.

You can't make lemonade.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Give a dog a bad name and he’ll take a mile.
Give him an inch and it will stick to him.

The hand that rocks the cradle calls the tune.
Whoever pays the piper rules the world.

It’s an ill wind that has no turning.
It’s a long road that blows nobody any good.

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Never draw to a sheep as for a lamb.
Might as well be hanged for an inside straight.

One man’s meat is worth more than good advice
A good scare is another man’s poison.

Time flies like home.
There’s no place like an arrow.

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We should be injecting our own proverbs and homilies into the ladosphere.

A trip to westy is worth a thousand emails

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Anyone who has never made a mistake can sink a big ship.
A small leak has never tried anything new.

There’s no time like Mister Too Late.
Don’t be at home for the present.

Mother will out.
Murder knows best.


Quote:
We should be injecting our own proverbs and homilies into the ladosphere.


If a Lad is stredded in hash conditions, and he has a man friend with him, why stop there?

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Enough is the best policy.
Honesty is as good as a feast.

Don't let your mouth make lemonade.
If life gives you lemons, write cheques you can't cash

All that glisters is not Rome.
All roads lead to gold.


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There's many a slip twixt your home and the Western Union agency.

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A change is as good as the dawn.
It’s always darkest before a holiday.

God helps those who dance on the head of a pin.
How many angels can help themselves?

When in Rome, shepherd’s delight.
Red sky at night, do as the Romans do.

If you can’t stand the heat, make lemonade.
If life gives you lemons, don’t set yourself on fire.


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Hell hath no fury like a chopped Lad.

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

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Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 7:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Loose lips ask questions later.
Shoot first and sink ships.

Birds of a feather gang aft agley.
The best laid plans of mice and men flock together.

Revenge is a girl’s best friend.
Diamonds are a dish best served cold.

A good man is worth two in the bush.
A bird in the hand is hard to find.


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It’s a long road that leads nowhere ooooooooooooooooooo

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Uneasy lies the head that gathers no moss.
A rolling stone wears the crown.

Time and tide sink ships.
Loose lips wait for no man.

The road to hell is the shortest way home.
The longest way around is paved with good intentions.


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All roads lead across a national border.

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

At night all cats are lost.
He who hesitates is grey.

It is never too late to swallow a camel.
Strain at a gnat and mend.

Don’t count your chickens while the iron is hot.
Strike before they hatch.

Hell has no fury like a blind horse.
A nod’s as good as a wink to a woman scorned.


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A safari'd Lad dreads his creditors.

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Since I won't be able to post for three weeks or so, I'll give y'all what remains of my plastered proverbs to date.

Many a mickle makes a thousand words.
A picture is worth a muckle.

A nod’s as good as a wink to a lizard drinking.
Flat out like a blind horse.

Fair suck of the whip.
Fair crack of the sauce bottle.

May the fleas of a thousand camels kick your dunny down.
May your chooks turn into emus and infest your armpits.

If you can’t stand the heat, write cheques you can't cash.
Don't let your mouth get out of the kitchen.

Spare the rod and ask questions later.
Shoot first and spoil the child.

If at first you don’t succeed, don’t set yourself on fire.
If you can’t stand the heat, try, try again.


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When in doubt, chop.

A chopped Lad fears the Gohmmerz.

If you can keep your head when all the Lads are screaming about the chop and blaming it on you - take a bow!

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How much does a Greek urn ? - Just enough for a Trojan whore
Goodnight.

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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 5:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't fear a sandshoe
Don't blow the reaper

A Smith and Wesson beats the bold
Fortune favours four aces


And a pair of actual Lad proverbs duly mashed up...

When you are not loyal to the government then you carry the guns for the decision makers
There are those who decides and there are those who will have to eat a boiled yam rope

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

Spindrift - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 232
Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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