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Padme
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Wed Oct 23, 2019 5:19 pm |
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We are about two months away from Christmas.... you know what that means, your lads will be turbo asking for money! Well, yes, but it also means, it's time to get your lad to dress up as Santa.
The first baiter in the thread whose lad wears a full Santa costume will get a premium membership which they can keep or pass to a baiter of their choice. Everyone who gets their lad in Santa suits will get a added to their signature as well as the admiration of their fellow baiters. We reserve the right to award other prizes.
Here's some Santa lads from years past.
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Akure>Kano -Amos
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bikeatl77
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Wed Oct 23, 2019 5:37 pm |
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^^ Love it! The pic with a pig was a nice touch...if they only knew the irony of it all. |
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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters
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Wed Oct 23, 2019 5:39 pm |
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Aaaah Christmas, a time of goodwill to all (except scammers). I'm looking forward to this years entries |
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Padme
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Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:38 pm |
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Last year I used a pretty simple format that resulted in a couple lads dressing up in full costume, including the lad with shades in one of the pics above. Feel free to copy / adjust this format with your lads.
Using a female character,
when your lad asks how things are going...
Well, not so great. I was at Church and they're doing a contest again for the holidays and to help some of us out with bills, but because of how it goes, it's only OPEN to MEN!!
Lad: What kind of contest?
Each year it's different. Last year it was for holiday decorations. My neighbor won that one. This year it is for best Santa costume. But only men can dress up as Santa so that leaves me out! And the prize is $500.
Maybe I'll just see if my cousin can do it.
Then I let it sit for a bit.
Wow, some great news. Me and a couple of ladies from church complained to the minister about how its unfair that only men get a chance this year and they said that we can have a man enter on our behalf! I'm going to see if my cousin will do it. Too bad you don't live here because this would really help you out with (whatever lad is asking for money with).
Then after a bit
Cousin can't do it... blah blah blah
After a bit
I complained to the church again. I don't think it's fair that just because I am single and I don't have a man here I can't have a chance. I am a member too. So I asked what if my boyfriend can do it even if he's not living here right now, and they said yes!! So that means you can enter. I've been telling them about you and I really think we have a good chance. What do you think? If we win, we could split the money (or let the lad have it for his "ticket" or whatever).
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Simple format, but it worked on two lads who were relatively new lads at the time. One of whom had not given any previous trophies. So worth a shot if you have a female character who brings in facebook lads and/or you don't want to switch up an existing bait to include a "Santa format". Also has the benefit of not rumbling things when you can't send the money because you can simply lose the contest to another church member who had a better costume. |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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MrMystery314
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Thu Oct 24, 2019 12:34 am |
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I'm up for the challenge. I asked a few of my lads who were tapped for the safari modality if they could help me with a "relatively easy" job, and I'm curious to see if any will be interested when they hear that they have to dress up. Of course, in this theoretical contest that my character is trying to win (he won last year, so he is prevented from doing it this year; of course, he can still have someone else dress up for him), there are multiple categories: one for Santa, one for a Halloween costume, and one for any creative costume. If I don't get Santa, hopefully I'll get some funny pictures at the very least. |
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Padme
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Thu Oct 24, 2019 2:07 am |
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I like that modality MrMystery314. And the more contests the lad enters the more chances he has to win! |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Linoline
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Thu Oct 24, 2019 9:31 am |
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This sounds like fun. I think I have a lad to try this one with |
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"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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braintoxic
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Thu Oct 24, 2019 1:28 pm |
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I know that I am totally going to ruin a pefectly good bait by asking my lad to dress up ......but I just cant resist .........Ho Ho Ho |
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Linoline
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Mon Oct 28, 2019 12:48 pm |
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My lad's first pathetic attempt at dressing up like santa
See here for the story |
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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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Bertje
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Mon Oct 28, 2019 12:57 pm |
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Padme
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Mon Oct 28, 2019 2:52 pm |
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Linoline, that is hysterical. I love the diaper towel or whatever that is around his neck. |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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A Skinner
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Mon Oct 28, 2019 2:56 pm |
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A big Ho Ho! |
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Linoline
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Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:08 pm |
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Padme wrote: |
Linoline, that is hysterical. I love the diaper towel or whatever that is around his neck. |
Doesn't pass the test huh? I'm disappointed. |
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My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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Discombobulated lass
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Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:04 pm |
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Not exactly getting in the Christmas spirit is he? Maybe if he sang Jingle Bells a few times it would help get him n the mood. |
_________________ I am a perpetrator of terminalogical inexactitudes - sometimes!
I am a very proud mother!
bred by Animal Farm Boars
🍆 courtesy of Linoline and Bware
"I am sick and tired of all the the the stress you are give me" - Director, Money Gram Benin
"They have waisted our call card, more than $30, this is not right..." Lad on WU Secure
"You have mental health problems and i hope you know that?? The Shizz |
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Dharma
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Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:09 pm |
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Well done!! |
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limburger
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Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:32 pm |
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Very amusing Linoline,
All I can think is the white diaper thing was supposed to represent Santa's beard but that's a stretch. Of course the LA Lakers shorts are totally what Santa would wear. |
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MorganleFay
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Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:45 am |
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I'm sure the white bib thing is meant to be the beard. I'm also impressed by Santa's common sense - wearing a pair of shorts in hot weather.
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Linoline
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Tue Oct 29, 2019 2:41 pm |
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Another lad just sent me this asking if that's good enough..... of course not I can edit pictures myself
ETA
Another one. Can't say he's not trying (to get his money)
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My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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Linoline
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Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:28 pm |
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My lad has a sense of humor and too much time to do photoshopping
Needless to say, my character is still not happy with this |
_________________ x5 x1204 x155 x30 x4 x3 x1 x2 🍆 🍰
My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero
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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters
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Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:44 pm |
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I don't mean to be a curmudgeon but these santas look nothing like him. Is he hoping the code word will make you overlook the bleeding obvious |
_________________ I am a perpetrator of terminalogical inexactitudes - sometimes!
I am a very proud mother!
bred by Animal Farm Boars
🍆 courtesy of Linoline and Bware
"I am sick and tired of all the the the stress you are give me" - Director, Money Gram Benin
"They have waisted our call card, more than $30, this is not right..." Lad on WU Secure
"You have mental health problems and i hope you know that?? The Shizz |
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Padme
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Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:07 am |
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I like that his first photo gets funnier the more you look at it. I just now realized he is standing next to a line of kids clothes, he probably simply yanked his "beard" from the hanging clothes line and snapped the pic. |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
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Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:20 pm |
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Again another lad. At least he's using his real face, but still...
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My Collection of lad frustration
"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"I know you wanna bring me to Netherlands so you will suck my blood and eat my flesh" - Calimero |
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braintoxic
Master of Master Baiters
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Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:33 pm |
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Lol ...love it |
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Bertje
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Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:57 pm |
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Bertje
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Thu Oct 31, 2019 3:07 pm |
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Padme has allowed me to post this here.
Sexy Pic is proud to announce their cooperation with Padme in this holiday competition. Sexy Pic clients can now opt for the "Holiday Mugu" option.
If you want to see what it is, please go to and use the following information to log in.
email: [email protected]
password: ladpain
transactionID: Santa
sender: Bertje
Simply create a new transaction and make the passphrase S@NT@COMP to use this feature. Ho Ho Ho Merry Mugu Christmas |
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