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Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:19 pm

October 27
Mary: Sure tell me
Johnny: Are you here
Good morning my love
Mary: Good morning Johnny
What did you want to tell me
Johnny: The money you sent is it instant payment?
Did they tell you how many days it'll take before it'll get here
Mary: They release it after you passed the security procedure
That's what they told me
Johnny: OK can't you pass it for me
I'll send you the verification login
I've tried but I don't have that clothes they want me to wear
Mary: No I can't
Johnny: Babe how are we going to do?
Sweetheart you have to get your money back since I can't do it and find another way
Mary: Then I won't send it to you again
I have to go now
Johnny: Hold on baby
Why won't you send it again? Is not good

Johnny uploaded his 3rd picture. Looks like he gets the idea now

But again the picture was rejected. Poor Johnny

hours later he uploaded a downloaded picture

sexy pic status was set to fraudulent

Mary: Because I will not keep going back and forth to the bank because you are too lazy to make the right picture. I'm not a pingpong ball
Johnny: Fuck baby what are you saying
I'm lazy right ?
Where do you expect me to get that cloth from?
Do I have money to buy one or do I look like santa
I'll never give up on you
Take the money OK I'll tell you what to do and this one will work
I don't know but you wanted me to send the money to that account that's not safe so now you just have to follow the security procedure. For all I care you rent some clothes and if this transaction is successful I'll send you something more to pay it back.
Sounds good
To you
If you sent this money through another bank it won't be like this
Sweetheart is not easy
I can't do this you just don't want to understand and you said you love me
Go and take your money from the bank please tell them I can't and don't have that clothes to verified it that account is ok your bank is giving me headache
I download a picture and paste it there they said fraudulent
Sweetheart this is to much please get your money back I can't continued stressing myself like this
I'll try and get a job 😥
When you want to come over bring all your money that'll be simple
Mary: What the fuck, you tried to commit fraud by sending them a downloaded picture? Are you stupid?
Johnny: Sorry
Mary: You've been stressing me a lot
And you ask me again to do it a different way
Johnny: Don't have any other option sorry
Mary: Yes you do
You can just complete the security procedure
Johnny: When someone received money they don't verified anything like this
No
Can't anymore not doing anything please take your money from the bank
Thanks Mary I'll remain poor so day I'll be rich
Mary: When I would've sent it to your own account you wouldn't need to do this
Johnny: I know I'll be rich
Mary: But you gave me the account of your friend who can't be trusted
Johnny: Is trusted
Mary: You said he's a crook
You want me to come over?
Johnny: Your bank don't trust the account they want us to verified and don't have what they're asking
Yes come over with the money I'll wait
Mary: I don't trust the account so I wanted extra security
I will only come over when you show me that you are a man capable of doing this one simple thing
For fucks sake, all it takes is a red jacket, red pants, red pointy hat with a white trim and white ball on the point
Johnny: Sweetheart they're trusted listen to me you should have done that omg God
Mary: How hard is that?
Johnny: Your the one who caused it then making us stress ourselves now you mean I'm a crocked
Mary: I didn't say that
Johnny: I can't do it anymore they Barned me now from there
Mary: Your friend, the one who owns the account is. You said it yourself
Johnny: Go take your money back from them
Mary: No
Johnny: Then it'll lost
Mary: I'm not a dog you can command
Johnny: Caused I can't verified anything
Sorry I didn't called you a dog
Mary: Fine then it's lost. Your choice
Johnny: Your rich and I know that money is nothing to you
Mary: But I'm not sending you anything again
Johnny: That's why you want to stress me
Sweetheart you never wish to help me
Is OK I'll be like this continued searching for job OK I'll found a job and leave my life well
Mary: Damn right it's just pocket change to me. If it's important to you, you'll complete the security procedure
FUCK YOU
Johnny: I can't anymore can't you listen they Barned me can't access it anymore
Mary: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
Johnny: Calm down
Don't get pissed off
Mary: HOW DARE YOU SAY I'M NOT HELPING YOU
Johnny: Sorry
Forgive me
Mary: FUCKING FUCKTARD
Johnny: Insult me is okay
Mary: 😠
Johnny: Just know your making me cried and feel more sad
I'm sorry
Thanks for trying to help me Mary
Mary: And what do you think I'm feeling now?
Huh?
Johnny: You just don't want to listen to me
Mary: The only way you can thank me is with complaining and demand other things
Johnny: You chose to do your own let's work together and this money will be sent to me
Mary: HELL NO I DON'T LISTEN
BECAUSE YOU'RE UNREASONABLE
Johnny: Sorry not commanding my love I love you
Mary: Yes you were
Johnny: Stop stop stop don't make me cry
I'm sorry
Forgive me
Mary: Then show it
Johnny: Let's work together and solved things out
You should have not tell them to put a security babe that's the problem now we are passing through
Mary: Sure. I'm the one sending you the money, you're the one completing the security procedure. You get your phone fixed, data issue resolved and everybody is happy
STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING
Johnny: Listen to me
Mary: NO
YOU LISTEN AND LISTEN GOODLY
Johnny: I can't login to it anymore they Barned me from logging they said fraudulent Barned caused of fraudulent I'm Barned
Mary: DIDNT I TELL YOU TO LISTEN
Johnny: Yes
Mary: You're still typing
Fuck
Johnny: I'm listening
Mary: STOP IT
COMPLETE
THE
FUCKING
SECURITY
PROCEDURE
AND
STOP
COMPLAINING
Johnny: Omg now you listen
Mary: There's more money where this came from but I'm not sending anything to a pathetic cry baby
Johnny: I'm now a baby?
Mary: DID I TELL YOU TO BE QUIET AND LISTEN OR TO INTERRUPT ME AGAIN?
WTF
YOU'RE PISSING ME ON
STOP IT
Johnny: Sorry please call me let's talk on phone let me make you understand
Mary: YOU'RE STILL NOT QUIET
I'm going to ask you questions and you can answer only yes madam ar no madam. No fucking excuses this time
Johnny: Ok
Mary: Am I helping you or not?
Johnny: <screenshot from sexy-pic>
Yes you're helping me my love
<screenshot from sexy-pic>
Sent you a picture see it yourselves I'm not lying
Mary: FUCK IT. YOU'RE STILL NOT DOING AS I SAID
Bye
Johnny: Listen
I did everything
Sweetheart
Don't leave me
I love you Mary don't leave me here alone
I'm doing what you asked me to and I show you a picture prove that I'm doing but you just don't want to calm down and listen to me
Caused I'm poor
Okay fine
Just know I love you and I want you here
Cancel that security verification tell the bank to cancel it
I know your helping me and I'm really grateful and I really want your help but this security verification thinks I'm a scam caused of the pic I post there doesn't match the Santa owns that's why I said you should do it buh you wouldn't listen to me.
I know I'm nothing compain to you Mary I'm poor and you're rich but we all are humans and some day I'll be rich just the way you're.
I tho I can count on you I trust you but you don't trust me
I love you Mary
😭😭😭😭
And on his other (the scammer's) account
Sweetheart
Please talk to me you make me login this email and I don't want to have anything with this email but I did caused of you
Text me there at my email
😥😥😥
I know your seeing this

16:43 an email to Mary

Quote:

Hi babe talk to me I'm heartbroken

17:06 from the sexy-pic servers

Quote:

Dear Customer, mr. Johnny

Unfortunately the system discovered fraudulent activity regarding to this transaction. Please note that you are only allowed to send images from yourself. Any submissions that are not authentic will be rejected. Please note that you will have to resemble the example picture as close as possible to release the payment made to you.

Best regards,
The Sexy-Pic team.

Again he sent a downloaded picture

18:27 Johnny's response

Quote:

I've done it

A while later the status was again changed to fraudulent, because it was again a downloaded picture

Johnny: Hi
<Missed call from Johnny>
😭😭😭😭
Mary: You still didn't listen.
🙄🙄🙄

A while later from the Sexy-pic servers

Quote:

Dear customer, mister Johnny,

I want to repeat the message that is sent to you earlier today.
Unfortunately the system discovered fraudulent activity regarding to this transaction. Please note that you are only allowed to send images from yourself. Any submissions that are not authentic will be rejected.
Please note that you will have to resemble the example picture as close as possible to release the payment made to you.
Because you have uploaded a fraudulent picture twice now, we will have to be extra careful with releasing the payment to you.
This means that you will have to make the same picture of yourself as shown in the example picture, but you will have to hold a handwritten sign with this security code on it:

<snipped>

Make sure it is clearly written, dress like the example in the picture and please make the picture outside, so our authentication servers can easily process your picture.
We at sexy-pic do our best to make our customers happy and serve them as best as we can. I hope we will have a fruitful cooperation and finalize this transaction to full satisfaction.

Best regards,
The Sexy-pic team

[/color]Johnny: Hello sweetheart
I tho I lost you
Mary: you're pushing me away
Johnny: Sorry about that baby
Mary: then stop doing it
Johnny: I'll my love forgive me
Mary: Please just finish this security procedure and stop giving me stress about it
Johnny: Let's just cancel it and used another platform caused I don't know how to do that before I'll see that clothes is during December
Understand me please
Mary: FUCK YOU
Johnny: Hmmm
Mary: YOU"RE STILL GIVING ME STRESS
Johnny: Stop pissing yourself up
Mary: stop being a bully
Johnny: Listen to me
Mary: YOU ARE PISSING ME ON
NO
YOU LISTEN TO ME
Johnny: You don't ever wants me to talk fine
Mary: I WILL NOT CANCEL THE TRANSACTION
Johnny: I can't get the money with all this security procedure please cancel it I'm poor doesn't mean I don't have my right understand me
Goodnight I'm stress out we both are stress out I got headache terrible one now
I love you baby
Mary: You have your right not to follow the security procedure, but that means you won't get the money I sent to you.
It's your choice
goodnight
Johnny: 😭

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Ohhhhhhh upping your game ...the race is on!

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:26 pm

That was two days ago. I hate to give away spoilers but he's acting like a pathetic cry baby since then, so I don't think this will be the winning lottery ticket.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Oct 2019 Posts: 49

I wonder if General Anal would dress up as Santa for his troops...

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:55 pm

You could try Laughing

Monday October 28
Johnny: Good morning my love
Mary: Good morning
Johnny: Are you here
Sweetheart talk to me
Mary: Yes I'm here
Johnny: Good
Ttyl when your free
Mary: ok
Johnny: Yeah
Mary: what are you doing?
Johnny: Nothing
You?
Mary: working on my study assignments
Why are you doing nothing?
Johnny: Are you alone
Mary: Consuela is here
Johnny: Who's that
Mary: our housekeeper
Johnny: Can I see you
Mary: Sure come over, I'll ask her to make tea
Johnny: I mean in video
Mary: I asked you why you are not doing anything today?
Johnny: Not doing anything
Mary: Why?
Johnny: What do you want me to do
No money no job I'll just sleep wake up and talk to you
Mary: Complete that security prodecure of course. What do you think
Johnny: I don't have what they asked of no money to buy that clothes so I won't told you to do it for me
Since I can't do it
Mary: Then I think it's better for us to part ways
Johnny: Babe
Mary: I don't want to be with someone that can't even make a picture
Johnny: I don't have those clothes
You started again
I'm trying my best I don't wanna lose you caused of this stop stop stop don't get angry
I'll talk to you later gonna sleep caused your getting angry
Mary: You shouldn't sleep now
you should get your lazy ass of the damn bed and try to find the right clothes. You got friends, someone must have something that you can use
or you'll go to a store, tell them you want to try it on and make a picture in the mirror of the dressing rooms.
You just don't want to
Johnny: Is easy for you
Thanks for calling me lazy ass
Mary: 😂
I just called your ass lazy
Do you have red pants?
Johnny: Thanks
Mary: Yes or no?
I'm trying to help here
Johnny: Yes I know you're trying
Can I hear your voice
But I can't do that security procedure please cancel it I'm serious
Listen to me if you don't want to listen I'll go offline with my lazy ass
Mary: 😂
You're funny johnny
But I'm not cancelling that procedure
Johnny: I'm serious as well
Mary: I'm sure you can find a way of doing it
😘
Johnny: Can't do there's no way I can do it understand me you just don't want to listen
Mary: You don't want to listen either
Johnny: Baby they give me headache
Tired of doing what I can't stop please
Mary: who give you headache?
Johnny: That security procedure please I can't do it
Mary: So you don't want us to be together?
Johnny: I do baby you known I do
But not with that security procedure please it makes me have headache I can't verified it
Mary: Then you can't get the money
So what do you expect from me?
Johnny: You have to send it using another bank
That security procedure is giving me headache
I show people they said I should wait still Xmas they laugh and mock me
But I know your going to be with me
Mary: I will only be with you if you stop stressing me
Here I can't go to another bank to make a transfer, only to my own
Johnny: OK my love
Mary: You can but you don't want to go here in my country they can used any bank to transfer money
ARE YOU SAYING I AM A LIAR??
Johnny: No
Mary: I told you it doesn't work that way here
Johnny: Babe
Mary: yes?
Johnny: Can I call u
Mary: Why?
Johnny: I want to hear your voice
Mary: You don't want me, you don't want the money and you don't want to finish the security procedure, so why would you want to call me?
Johnny: Stop I want you I love you Mary money doesn't mean anything compare to our love
Mary: ahw, thats kinda cute. So when will you come over here to meet me?
Johnny: I want to baby
But you known I can't
Mary: nobody stopping you
Johnny: Yeah nobody
But how?
Mary
I want to tell you something
Mary: ok. tell me
Johnny: Do you think I love you caused of money
Mary: of course not
why would I think that?
Johnny: Just want you to know I'm not interesting in it
Mary: ok
noted
Johnny: I love you for who you're baby
I know your trying to help me and your doing your best
Mary: Yes I am
And I love you too, I want us to be together
Johnny: Don't you send money with western Union or money gram
Mary: Don't you ever read what I write to you or are you suffering early-dementia?
Johnny: Tell me baby
Mary: I think it's both
Johnny: ?
Mary: why the ?
Johnny: Explained why can't you used money gram and western Union
Mary: Because my parents don't allow me
Johnny: Do you know why?
Mary: they say that's only for scammers
Johnny: Sweetheart I'm I a scammer?
Sorry to say this but trust me that's bullshit that's the easier way to send money
If you used it and send me money I can get it instant they'll give you a better receipt my love
Don't you want to come here
Mary: My parents don't allow me to use it. Of course I don't think you're a scammer
But I can't go there, because Ahmed has to bring me and he won't because he knows his instructions too well
Johnny: Baby you can just go out don't let them know where you're going this is the only place you can send money to me
Mary: oh sure and you think they won't find out?
Johnny: That you sent money to me?
Mary: that I use western onion
Johnny: I won't lie to you
Mary: I know, but they will know, so I can't
Johnny: Nobody's going to know once you send the money you just have to take the transaction receipt and snap it to me then tear the paper throw it away
Mary: you don't want to finish the security procedure, I don't want to risk my freedom over a western onion transaction
Johnny: Babe let me call you
Mary: I already told you no. I don't even want that now. You're not serious about this whole thing
Johnny: I'm serious
Mary: No you're not
Johnny: I don't know why you applied for security procedure
Mary: Because your crook friend with the Turkish account can't be trusted
Johnny: That's why you did that?
Mary: Yes
Johnny: Babe you should have not do it that way
Don't you have someone you can trust very well
Babe you know we have to be together
So things would work out for us
Don't you have a female friend?
Mary: Don't you have a friend that can help you with the security procedure?
Johnny: Babe if I have I would have been telling you to go to another bank I would have do it but nothing is working out our helps is only on western Union
OK how will mom and dad know if you used western Union
Mary: I told you. Ahmed brings me everywhere
And you can't persuade me to go there, because I won't
You don't want to make that picture, I don't want to make another transfer
Johnny: Sometimes you don't listen how will I make this picture
To you I'm making excuse
But I'm trying I've showed people but they mock and laugh at me
I told them why I need it they all laugh at me have you been disgrace in a public before ? That's how I feel today baby you don't know all what I'm passing you were the one that apply security procedure I don't just know why you did that how wish you didn't do that the money would have been giving to me
Mary: I don't know what you're blabbering about but I wanted to help you and why would you embarrass yourself in front of your friends?
Just dress in red, use something to fake a beard, put on a red hat with a white trim and white pompom on it, that's it. easy peasy and the transaction will be released
Johnny: Mary
I can't
Get
This
Clothes
Can't
You
Understand
Me
Mary: no
Johnny: Well nobody will understand me caused I'm poor
You think I'm not trying you think life's easy here without money ?
Mary: No
but dressing in red isn't that hard
Johnny: You called me a lazy ass and still telling you thank u
They want me to dress like Santa don't you get it
If is not hard then you do it and verify it for me
Simple it'll be released to me if you do it
Goodnight I want to sleep😥
Love you
Mary: I can't because I had to give them your picture so the system could verify it before releasing the payment.
Johnny: Omg

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:46 am

^^^ Johnny: Do you think I love you caused of money
Mary: of course not

There is no doubt here, we are convinced that this is true love! Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:34 pm

absolutely... but unfortunately this rookie scammer is too lazy, doesn't want to do anything and complains all the time that he has no money, so I wonder if he will ever finish that Sexy Pic security procedure. This bait might end sooner than I hoped

Tuesday october 29
Mary: Omg what
Johnny: Never mind
Mary: ok
good morning
Johnny: Good morning
Mary: how are you today?
Johnny: Not fine
Mary: What's wrong?
Johnny: I want to see you in video or hear your voice
Mary: I don't want to talk to you on call right now
Johnny: Why
Mary: because you have disappointed me greatly
Johnny: You too
Mary: how? By sending you money?
Johnny: No
By putting security procedure
You know this money will be giving to me you now put a security procedure now I can't have it is it my fault sweetheart?
Let's not talk about that let's talk about our love
Mary: I did that because your friend who owns the account can't be trusted, you said so
What about our love. It seems impossible since you don't want to be with me
Johnny: You should not have done that
I want to be with u I'm the one who suppose to tell you that
Mary: If you want to be with me you should I've done that security procedure you should have asked me baby
Well it's done now and there's nothing I can do about it
Johnny: I know baby
But can't they cancel the security procedure
Sweetheart have a good news
Mary: Whats the good news?
Johnny: You won't be going to bank anymore to get me money
Have you heard of bitcoin
Mary: heard of it
Johnny: That's the easier way to get me money you don't need to go out
Mary: hmm
Johnny: You'll just used your credit card go to bank and tell them you want to buy bitcoin I'll send you a address you'll send the bitcoin to
Mary: you just wear something red and put on a red head with a white pompom, something white that resembles a beard and you have your money
why do I need to do everything by myself the whole time
Johnny: Babe
Aren't u listening to me
Don't stress yourself about that money
Bitcoin will be easy for us baby
We won't need any stress listen this will work
Mary: making the picture will be easy for us
if you refue that I will refuse to go to the bank
I don't need that stress
Johnny: That's the problem I can't make them
Mary: then I can't go to the bank
Johnny: This will not stress you baby
Please listen to me
Mary: yes, because the heels of my new louboutins will wear out
Johnny: If I had that clothes and know where I can get it I would have done it but I can't verified why won't you understand me
If you love me and want to be with me let's do it this way
Mary just listen this won't stress you
Mary my love are you here
Mary: If you love me and want to be with me you complete the security procedure and stop stressing me
Johnny: I want to tell you something from my heart
Mary: you're giving me a headache
Johnny: That's the problem where will I get them from? Those clothes aren't here still December listen to me please
Mary I tried and tried is not easy I won't lie to you please
Mary: listening
Johnny: I swear to God I tried I won't lie to you my love
You're making me feel bad
I just can't do that security procedure anymore caused I'm tired of it I won't lie to you
Mary: you're making ME feel bad
Johnny: Sorry
Kisses
Kisses
💕💕💕😘😘😘
Muaaah baby
Mary: 😢
Johnny: Baby
I love you sorry for stressing me
Mary: you're stressing me, why are you turning this around?
Johnny: Babe
You know I' don't have money and i want money to buy clothes and look good
Right
I would have done it if there's a way to get the money but there's no way you understand me now
Mary: Yes I understand
Johnny: Awwn thanks for understanding me baby
Mary: I don't want to run back and forth to the bank because you want a different transfer every time
Do you understand now?
Johnny: Yeah
That's why I said you should get bitcoin instead of sending money to another bank OK understand
Mary: You don't understand
Johnny: Understand what?
My love
Mary: What I just told you
you begged me to help you with money
I have sent it to you twice now
I'm not doing it a third time
Johnny: No you don't need to explained to them about anything
Listen to what I'm telling you
Mary: I am listening, but I'm not sending money again.
I have sent it to you and there's nothing wrong with that transfer. The only problem here is you
your attitude
Johnny: Sweetheart
I tho you understand me
My dad told me rich people don't understand poor man now I understand that
You want to be with me and now you're saying this my love why
😢
Mary: because you don't want to be with me
Johnny: I want to baby listen to me this time last time
Please listen to me
Mary: you don't want me to listen
you want me to obey
and I will not do that
Johnny: Babe I swear to God who made me now I'm swearing I have try and try to do the security procedure but they didn't accept any picture if I'm lying to you let me be poor for the rest of my life😭😭😭
Sometimes you made me feel like I'm a crocked and a liar
Mary: I don't make you feel that way
you are just trying again to get your way
are you a man or a little kid?
Johnny: No babe not trying I'm telling you the truth
Listen to me please baby
Just do this one more time for me 😭
Mary: only if you finish the security procedure. Then I will send you more
Johnny: If this doesn't work then I'll not bother you about money until you want to come
Sweetheart where will I get this clothes you wouldn't listen OK I'll wait till December when the clothes comes in I'll do it
Mary: you just need to wear something red
Johnny: Mary if this is how you want to make me look like is OK thanks for everything
Mary: how hard is that?
Johnny: Where's the money I'll used and get it huh
Mary: I just want to be with you but ifyou can only give me stress than you're making me question everything
Johnny: You don't want to listen to me.
Caused I'm poor or maybe my English sounds terrible
Mary: no
Johnny: I have a red T-shirt and a short nikka I use it and they said verification failed I did all I can baby
Mary: because you're acting like a little boy that doesn't get what he wants
did you put on a red hat?
Johnny: Ooh really?
Mary: did you make something that looks like a beard?
Johnny: Last time you called me a lazy ass now a small boy
Mary: Did you only put on something red or did you really try?
Johnny: Thank u
Mary: you're welcome dear
Johnny: Mary I tried God in heaven knows I tried
But not to worry you can have your money
Mary: Maybe it's better if we part ways and I stop writing you
this is leading nowhere

And then he started charting with himself for hours while Mary kept reading everything but didn't respond
Johnny: Stop saying that
I want us to be together so bad
And if your thinking the same with me give me a chance let me give u a easy way to get here baby
Mary
You think love is all about money is not my love money can't buy love
Talk to me please
Let's talk my love
Please say something my love
OK I want to tell you something from the bottom of my heart
I'm so sorry😥😭
Don't want to leave my life without you
I love you Mary
You're my light baby without you I have no way to go I'm nothing without you
Alright I'm sorry for stressing you my love forgive me
The last time you didn't heard from me you were worried about me now you're making me worried about you I'll let you have some time
Take care just know I love you
Mary can't go
Please say something to me
My heart is breaking😥
Can't go without you talking to me
Baby
Mary
Is this how you want to treat me when we meet?
Just let me known if you don't love me 😭😭😭
I always love you Mary
Nobody will love you the way I do even tho whole world love you I love you more than them stay home with me I'll always love you
I want u Here text me
Download this music
Fireboy what if I say mp3 music
Hello
I just wonder why you're doing me this way
Soon you won't be hearing from me
Going to sell my phone so I can use the money and buy food for my family
I'll miss u
Mary
Can't believed your hating me
Mary I know your angry with me and upset with me for stressing you but don't let anything happened to our relationship please I love you Mary😒😶💔 I'm heartbroken hope your seeing my message
Just can't do without you
I know I mess up baby
You doing this caused of money you sound like I'm interesting in your money
If you want to punish me don't punish me this way baby
I'm sad crying
😢
Hi
Goodnight I'm sick

Not quite a Newb Joined: 03 Apr 2019 Posts: 56

^^ "...because the heels of my new louboutins will wear out"

Mary you are so hard-hearted putting shoes above his welfare Laughing

"I just wonder why you're doing me this way"

This reminds me of a PM saying to his opposite in 1992, "because I wanna do you slowly".

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:07 pm

"... Soon you won't be hearing from me
Going to sell my phone so I can use the money and buy food for my family."

Yeah, right! Laughing

It is obvious that the little idiot will not do anything we want, but I hope he suffers for a long time, seeing that he cannot get those "easy" money.

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:11 pm

Johnny: Mary have you forgiven me
I miss you
Not feeling to good just decided to check on you my love to known how you're doing
I did the security procedure today but they didn't accept it are you is my picture you give to them
I known you miss me but your just upset about this I still love you got to go and find a job OK love you
(I didn't receive anything yet and right when I responded the notification from sexy-pic arrived)

Mary: I'll email them and ask why they don't accept the picture you've sent today
Johnny: OK but don't stress yourselves Mary

Sexy-pic rejected the picture and told him again the requirements, almost the same mail as the previous one.

Johnny: I'm not dating you caused of money OK I love you that's from the bottom of my heart and I'll forever love you❤
I'm happy you sent me a text today
You put a smile on my face
I have to go now miss you
Probably I know you'll still forgive me
Bye Mary love you❤
They said transaction has come to an end
Mary: I just got an email from them saying that you uploaded a picture that didn't meet the required standards but they didn't cancel it
why are you lying to me again
Johnny: Should I show it you
You don't believed me that's why your doing this
<email from sexy-pic>
Mary: that just says you need to upload a picture and what you need to do
Johnny: Mary I see you don't trust me
All this while you never trust me
Your taking me as a crocked
Now I know why you don't listen to me
Mary: Why can't I see when you are online?
(he read it but didn't respond)
Mary: ok. bye then

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 4:06 pm

Johnny: I'm online
Maybe is network
Mary: I don't see the green dot anymore and I don't like it
goodnight
Johnny: Ok
You want to sleep now?

October 31
Johnny: Can you see me now?
I'm active?
Mary: Good morning
Johnny: Good morning
My love are you studying now with your teacher?
Mary: No
Johnny: So you're alone now.
Mary: I'm having tea. Consuela baked cookies
Johnny: Let me see
Mary: You want to see my tea?
🤔
Johnny: Yes
Mary: you're weird
Johnny: So I can't see it ?
<picture of my tea>
Johnny: Why aren't you holding it hehe
Mary: because it's hot
Johnny: Ooh
Haven't eating since
Mary: saving for a santa suit?
Johnny: Hell noo
Told you I'm sick you tho I was kidding I'm not strong like I used to
I'm about to sell my phone and buy drugs
Mary: ok
if that's what you have to do
Johnny: Don't have any other option baby
😢
Hope your having a great day huh
Mary: Sorry to hear that johnny but you could just try to finish that security procedure and you'll have money to buy drugs and a new phone
Johnny: And you think im not trying this is the same reason why I got sick and you were avoiding my messages
I'll find a way and get drugs
Mary: I didn't make you sick. How could I
Johnny: Caused you always push me to do this all the time you talk about security procedure and it gives me headache now I'm sick
Mary: ahw, poor boy
I'm pretty sure you'll get over it.
Johnny: Yeah I know I'm poor
I won't be poor forever
Why aren't you showing active?
Mary: I don't know
Johnny: You were showing
You turn it ofd
Off
Mary: I didn't do anything
Johnny: Are you sure
Mary: I'm just drinking tea Johnny
Johnny: You say that twice now
My love
Can I tell you something
Mary: Well you asked
and yes you can tell me anything
Johnny: I'm so sorry and I'm really sorry for stressing you my love
Mary: ok
Johnny: Have you forgive me?
Mary: Sure
Johnny: I love you baby
Mary: love you too johnny
I wish you didn't think so much and make yourself sick from thinking
Johnny: Yeah you sound like you know me already
Been thinking all day
Mary: you shouldn't think but act
Johnny: Yeah i understand
Mary: good, then do it
Johnny: I'll act but not think
Sounds good
But I'm not use to that when ever you think about something you have to be very fast
Mary: I know and you're stalling now
Johnny: 😓
Mary: see... thinking again. Just do something about it and the stress will be over
Johnny: Understand
Mary can you go to bank please
Don't talk about security procedure now please
Mary: Ok, I won't
Johnny: I'll find a way and do the security procedure OK not now
Mary: ok
Johnny: Promise I'll do it but I'll have to buy a Santa suit
Mary: or borrow it from someone
or use something that can pass for it
Johnny: Nobody will give only borrow money from bank and you'll have to drop something tell them the day you'll pay them and I've not open an account yet so let's do something else easy so you'll send me money
Mary: I did that already
Johnny: Go to bank and do something new
If they asked about security procedure tell them I'm working on it
Mary: ok
Johnny: Understand me?
Mary: yes I do
Johnny: OK so you'll tell your bank you want to buy bitcoin
Mary: no
Johnny: Why
Trust me on this one baby
Mary: no
Johnny: $300 bitcoin try and get it I'll send you an address you'll send bitcoin to you don't have to give me a receipt of anything
Mary: no
Johnny: 😢
Mary: don't cry johnny
just act
Johnny: You don't trust me and you never listen to me😢
Mary: not true
I trust you and I always listen
Johnny: Then get this bitcoin and send it to here straight to my country
Money will be giving to me
No delays in it
Send only $300
Mary: I have sent you money
Johnny: Can't have that money
Until I have Santa suits
And I'm trying and I'm sick and tired of that security procedure so why can't you cancel it and get your money back
Mary: Because I''m tired and I'm sick of you not finishing that procedure and you're giving me a headache
Johnny: Listen to me then
If you get bitcoin of $300 and sent it here in Nigeria money will be here with me and I'll buy that clothes
Mary: You are back to thinking again instead of acting
we just established that it's not good for your healt
Johnny: Do this bitcoin
And money will be giving to me
You'll see it
Mary: no
I'm not going to support this bad thinking habit of yours
Johnny: Ok
Mary: you need to snap out if it and start acting
Johnny: Do you even love me?
Mary: very much
Johnny: I'm not sure
Mary: ok
Johnny: Maybe you like me suffering
Mary: Maybe you like doing nothing and waiting for the money to just miraculously land at your feet, but I'm not supporting that habit either
Johnny: Hell no
Mary: Do you think I want to live with a man that just wants to do nothing all day? I need a man that is proactive and I really thought you were but you are disappointing me with all the complaining that you do
Johnny: Don't do that kind of thing
Sweetheart listen
This will be the last time you'll send me money if this doesn't work out don't send me money
Mary: no
Johnny: You never listen to me I know 😢
Cancel that security procedure
Mary: no
Johnny: I don't want that money anymore if that's what making you act this way for me
Mary: ok
Johnny: Cancel the transaction
Mary: no
I like a man bossy only in the bedroom, but you can't command me anywhere else
understood?
Johnny: I'm not commanding you baby
Mary: oh no honey, you were asking so politely, it was just your grammar that was messed up
🙄
Johnny: 😢
You always think I'm commanding you
Mary: because you always tell me what to do
Johnny: I'm asking patiently
Mary: no you didn't
Johnny: You just end up getting upset
Maybe my English is different from yours
Mary: I don't think so
Johnny: Yes
Please baby
Mary: hablo espanol?
Johnny: I don't speak Spanish
Mary: see, we both speak english
Johnny: Please go to bank and buy bitcoin of $300 and send it to me here in Nigeria I pleade for this once the money get here you can send more bitcoin is the easy way of getting money from everyone on this earth
🙏
Mary: Ahw hunny you see you do know how to ask politely
Johnny: I have asked gently now 😮
Mary: Yes, very well done hunny
Johnny: Thanks
So will you get the bitcoin? Baby
Mary: no
Johnny: You sound like you don't want us to together
This process I'm telling you about is very very very good and I won't lie to you my love😓
😢
Mary: I can say exactly the same
Johnny: I don't have what they're telling me to do so what do you want me to do go and thief it or what
Your stressing me and I don't like it
Mary: Your stressing me and I don't like it
can you get something that looks like santa's hat?
Johnny: No don't have that Mary why don't you listen and trust me
Mary: I don't ask if you have it but if you can get it
do you have red paper?
Johnny: Your the one causing this cancel the transaction simple and take your money back from the bank
Mary: back to commanding... nice
Johnny: I can get this things with money baby
Mary: DO YOU HAVE RED PAPER???
Johnny: And I don't have money so I won't thief them
What will I do with a red paper don't have
Mary: RED MARKERS?
Johnny: No
Mary: See, you don't even want to try
I'm done
Johnny: Try
I don't have this and you said I don't want to try
You always command me and force things that's why im sick here and your starting it already
Fine if you don't want to talk I'll leave you
Thanks for everything
I don't want the €1500
Let's continued our relationship without money I'll make my own money ok
Your asking me things I'm answering that I don't have you just get upset
I don't want to married a woman that can't coperate with the man she love and can't listen and get upset immediately is not good
Mary: looks like you're describing yourself

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:04 pm

Johnny: That's you not me
That's how you talk and do
If you send me bitcoin of $300 I'll have this clothes of sanata and verified it
This is why I want you my love to give it a try
But you don't want to listen
Mary: I listen always but I don't do things your way, that doesn't say I don't love you, that just says I don't want to run back and forth to the bank. You wanted me to send the money to that account and I did, so please stop complaining and make sure you will get the money
Johnny: I understand now my love
But listen to me this last time
And there won't be any complain in this
Whenever I see your texts here I always feel so happy
Mary: I've been listening all along
Johnny: Help me out
With this last one Mary please
Mary: help you with what?
Johnny: $300
I don't want much
Mary: I don't see why I should do that
Johnny: Please🙏
Mary: hmm
Johnny: Please baby🙏
Mary: I can't
Johnny: I know you can baby
Don't hate me please
Mary: I can never hate you hunny
But I just can't
Johnny: 😢
Why won't you send me money
Caused I've been stressing you
Mary: I just can't. It's giving me too much stress
Johnny: It sounds like I'm the one stressing you 😥😢😢😢
Bitcoin don't have stress and I won't give you any bank account asking for money anymore I won't do that anymore
If you help me with this $300 bitcoin I'll sell it here and buy some clothes your the only one I have to help me baby don't turn your back on me I want to have fun like others.
Mary: I don't know how bitcoin works
Johnny: Is very simple my angel
There's bitcoin machine but bitcoin machines sometimes they don't work.
Mary: see that's giving me stress, I really don't know how that works
Johnny: You just have to go to your bank with your credit card and tell them you want to buy bitcoin of $300 and they'll sell for you and you'll send straight to Nigeria bitcoin have no stress 😀🙏
Is very simple my love😀 you just have to follow the process I'm telling you.
Mary: But I have to go all the way there and that'll make me tired
Johnny: Yes you have to go there and hell noo they won't make you tired bitcoin is different from sending money to someone bank account
Bitcoin is very simple and fast my love
Mary: but I have no friend who can help me do that
Johnny: You give them money they give you the bitcoin then you send it to the address I'll sent to you of bitcoin in Nigeria
You can do that don't give anyone your card please I only trust you
Call me let me explained to you can you call me? Are you alone?
Mary: but I can't walk all the way there honey, I'll get tired and feel sick
Johnny: Don't walk tell Ahmed to drive you to your bank
Mary: then I have to go to Ahmed and ask him. Don't you see what you're putting me through? You never understand me
Johnny: Let me explained again
You just go to your bank like you used to and tell them you want to buy bitcoin of $300 they'll asked for credit card so you'll pay them them you'll give them the address you want the bitcoin to go they'll send it here to me.
Bitcoin don't take time 5-10mins you'll be done with bitcoin my love
Mary: but I don't have the right shoes to walk to the bank
Johnny: Ahmed drive you to bank? Right
Or do you walk to the bank?
Mary: Nobody here to buy the right shoes for me
Johnny: My love I don't understand what shoe is that?
Mary: Oh, I'm just playing your game hunny
Johnny: What game ?
Mary: The "I have excuses for everyting so I don't have to get my butt off the couch but still get what I want" game
Johnny: I'm lost
Confused

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:48 pm

Even more than most lads, this one is just bank bank bank... other than his bent dick pics he's not "putting in work" at all is he? Hasn't he ever heard of love bombing? Laughing

Quote:

Mary: Oh, I'm just playing your game hunny
Johnny: What game ?
Mary: The "I have excuses for everyting so I don't have to get my butt off the couch but still get what I want" game

hahahahahahahhahahaha

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2019 1:30 pm

This lad is like a broken record.... really, will he get a bonus from his oga if he convinces mary to do what he wants? He's boring. I don't really think I can make this one do any more fun stuff, so I'm close to giving up on him.

Thursday Oct 31
Johnny: Sleep now is late my perfect one you have to sleep🙏😀 I love you
Love you goodnight

Friday Nov 1
Mary: good morning
Johnny: Morning
My love
Mary: hi
Johnny: How are you doing
😢
Mary: I'm ok, how are you?
Johnny: Glad you're ok
😢
Mary: ok
Johnny: So have you think about it
The bitcoin
Mary: Oh I've been thinking a lot about it
Johnny: 😥
Mary: 😑
Johnny: You think I'm joking with you my love you think I don't love you😥😢
Mary: Of course not
Johnny: That's why you don't want to help me anymore
Mary: I am helping you hunny
Johnny: 😢😢😢
But you don't want to get the bitcoin I asked you to
I trust bitcoin more than anything
Mary: It's not that I don't want to hunny but it's raining today
Johnny: No baby I'm not telling you to go out today!
You'll go to the bank tomorrow
Tomorrow they do open right my love.
Mary: But tomorrow bono needs to get a haircut
Johnny: Who's bono
OK can you go to the bank and get the bitcoin once it stop raining?
Mary: <picture of my character with a dog>
That's bono
The streets will be wet and my new Manohlo Blahniks will get wet
Johnny: Oooh sweetheart is that you?
When your coming here we they allow you take bono with u
Mary: I can't come hunny
Johnny: Why baby
😥😥😥
😢😢😢
Mary: because it's way too much trouble and involves much more work than making one required picture
Johnny: Then let me visit you my love
Mary: Good plan
When do you want to come?
Johnny: Don't know till you told me you want me to come over
But I don't know where to stay and I don't know anyone there 🤐
Mary: I want you to come over, so tell me when and I'll make sure you'll have a place
Johnny: Really??
Sounds good😀😀😀
☺
Should I come alone or with my friend
Mary: Whatever you prefer hunny
Johnny: Good
If I come over will I stay there with you forever or I'll just stay for couples of days?
Mary: depends
Johnny: If I come I'll love to stay there forever with my best friend then I'll start a job so I could be feeding don't want you to do everything my love
Mary: That sounds like a very good plan hunny
Johnny: Yeah but I don't know if I can stay caused I don't have. A green card
Mary: ahw
Johnny: I want to stay baby😥
With you
I know you'll be with me all day once I get there
Mary: If we get married you can stay permanently
Johnny: Good then let's get married baby
Mary: That's not really romantic is it
Johnny: We are still small for to get married right
Mary: If I agree to get married to someone at least I need a decent proposal Age doesn't really matter. You said you're a man right?
Johnny: You want to get married to a man
Babe your just 16 17 right
Mary: 18
Johnny: I'm older than you
I'm 20
Perfect age for perfect match
But your parent won't allow you get married now right
Mary: When was your birthday
Johnny: Why
Doesn't really matter caused I won't celebrate it
Mary: just asking
it's not a difficult question is it?
Johnny: My birthday was august 28 but didn't celebrated it
What about you?
Mary: april 27
so you lied to me about your age.
Earlier you've told me that you're 19
Johnny: I'm 20 now
August 28 baby
Mary: It was october 10 that you told me that you're 19
Johnny: Sorry but I'm 20 baby
Sorry I told you that accept my apology
Mary: of course
Johnny: You forgive me now
Mary: So what's your plan
Johnny: Plan ?
How do you mean
Mary: You want to come here and get married, right?
Johnny: You can't get married baby so let's just be this way but I promise we will get married
Mary: I'm 18, of course I can
Johnny: Dad won't allow you to get married now
Mary: so?
Johnny: I'm just saying will they allow you get married to me
Is simple question yes or no
We can continued dating after some time we will get married
Mary: No they won't but if I run away they have no influence over that
You really think I'm going to stay here and get married to Roderick, like they want me to?
Johnny: Sweetheart don't married another man except me please
If I come over both of us can run away then 😀 run down to my country and be together
Mary: than you have to make sure we will be together soon
Johnny: Who's Roderick?
Do you have a picture of he
Mary: a douche
Johnny: ?
Mary: asshole
Johnny: Why asshole? Who's asshole?
Mary: knucklehead
Who were we talking about?
Johnny: Ohk
Do you have this asshole pic
Mary: Why would I have the picture of an asshole?
Do you have pictures of your asshole?
Johnny: 🤪
Hehehe baby I don't have any asshole
I believed she's an asshole nw
The girl that broke up with me since my dad got retired
Mary: ok
Johnny: She's a asshole now right
Mary: You said that
Johnny: Call me baby
Mary: baby
Johnny: Yeah
Don't you like it or should I call you sweetie?
I want you to see my parents they're proud of me having someone like you
Mom said she wants to see you
Mary: You can call me baby or sweetie, I don't mind
Consuela has lunch ready. I'll be back later
Johnny: Say hi to your mom
Awwwn your leaving without telling mom hi in a call
OK I'll say hi to her love you sweetie

Johnny: Hi
Mary: Hi
Johnny: My angel
Mary: hi, how are you
Johnny: I'm good
Mary: ok
Johnny: Can I call now
Mary: No
I'm not in the mood

Saturday Nov 2
Johnny: 😥
You just don't want me to hear your voice
Goodnight love you
Mary: You only want to give me excuses why you don't finish the security procedure and tell me to send more money. I'm not happy about that so why would I?
You didn't even try
Johnny: Sweetheart how could you say such a thing
To God who made me know I try
You just don't want to send me money I know 😢
Mary: If I didn't want that why did I send you 1500 already?
Explain that
how did you try recently?

Sunday Nov 3
Johnny: I have done all I can with what I have Mary
Not going to do anything about the security procedure anymore
Cancel the transaction I told take that money back send it through bitcoin why won't you listen to me how am I sure you want me to come over
Mary: You don't want to do anything about the security procedure?
Johnny: I won't answer this question
Caused you'll tell me you won't talk to me anymore
I'll do it when I have those clothes
Mary: Ok
noted
You don't want to do the security procedure, I don't want to go to the bank
It's in your hands now
Johnny: You want me to do what they asked off and I don't have it what do u wan me to do ?
Goan thief this clothes they want me to wear so it could match
I'll leave you for now you just got me upset you never listen and understand me
Mary: borrow it somewhere
and you never understand me. You want me to run around and do all kinds of things for you but you don't want to do a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g
Johnny: Borrow borrow that's all you talk you think life is easy here nobody will give me caused I'm poor
Mary: 👍🏻
Johnny: Send this $300 through bitcoin and once I have the money I'll buy this clothes they asked off baby
And I'll verified it and take the money ok
Mary: finish the security procedure to release the money and I'll send you more
Johnny: I don't have those clothes they asking off baby why won't you listen to me I'm poor and I need money if I have this clothes won't I have done the security procedure and take the money? You think I haven't done all I can about this you don't love me and trust me you mock me all the time
I'm asking you to send $300 to bitcoin so I'll buy this clothes they asked for and I'll verified it but you don't trust me
Mary: If you talk to me like that and accuse me like that,I'm done
You have a red shirt right? find a hat, use cotton balls for a beard for all I care
but you just don't want to even try
Johnny: I'm sorry for that if I made you feel somehow
Upset sorry
Mary to you is easy and to you I'm not doing anything and I'm Lady ass you think I'm not doing anything about this yes I asked for money you send and I can't received it caused I don't have what they asked for
Your forcing me in this and I don't like it
Send me $300 to bitcoin and I'll receive this $300 and buy those clothes baby simple and I'll verified think about it if you need me at Netherlands you'll listen
Mary: I'm not forcing you to do anything. You are just never happy with what I have done for you already
Johnny: I am happy you want to help me but you were the one that put that security procedure and I'm not happy about that
Let's just send this money through bitcoin
Mary: No
It was you who wanted me to send it to the account of a crook, so that's why I did that security procedure. I dont'want to use bitcoin
Johnny: You should have inform me about this baby
Please go to the bank and send bitcoin please or should I send you the links so you can buy it online
Mary: do you even read what I write to you?
Johnny: Then how will you send me money?
Baby
Mary: I already did
Johnny: You don't really know what im really doing and working just to have that money
But seen you want me to die suffering
Goodnight
Mary: really? what have you been doing?
All I've seen is complaining
Johnny: Yes caused I have done my best and there's nothing I can do again if you don't want me no problem
Love you
Goodnight
When you need me I'll know to me it seems like you're not happy with me been around
Mary: What are you saying?
Johnny: Didn't say anything
You never love me
Mary: I always did, why else would I send you 1500?
Johnny: If you love me you'll allow me call you hear your voice and text all the time but all you do all day is to tell me about security procedures and I wasn't the one that told you to add security procedures you did that so I'll stress myself for the money you know the money will be giving to me and the owner of the account won't be the one that'll verified but me you just spoil the transaction baby
Mary: wow thanks
I didn't do that to stress you but to be sure the money would arrive at the right person
but you just turn me into some bad guy
Johnny: Get a bitcoin and they'll send it to my address here in nigeria this money will he giving to me
I'll sell the bitcoin in Nigeria
Mary: thank you so much for crushing my heart
Johnny: You wouldn't listen to me
Sorry I made my wife feel she's a bad guy
But in that transaction they think I'm the bad guy babe
Mary: No they don't they just do their job
Johnny: Sorry baby🙏😥
Mary: 😢
Johnny: But we have to cancel the security procedures before the money will be sent to me my love
Sorry baby please
🙏🙏🙏🙏
Mary: no
Johnny: I trust this bitcoin just the way I trust you
I'll explained more to you later
Mary: I don't trust this bitcoin
Johnny: Browse bitcoin
About it
I won't lie to you my wife
Bitcoin is good 100%
Mary: No. I don't want to use it. Dad says it's only used for criminal activities
Johnny: If only you'll call me so I'll explained
Means everyone using bitcoin in your country and other country are all crooked right?
Mary: I don't know, but I don't trust it
I trust normal bank transfers
Johnny: Dad wants you to know nothing my love they're just keeping you and locking you up so you won't mingle with people
Mary: so please do everything you can to get me out of here
Johnny: I will never hurt you in my life the day I'll hurt you let me not be OK until your OK before I'll be ok
Mary: you are hurting me already
Johnny: Yes thats what i want to do but you don't want to go to moneygram and western union
Mary: No because I already sent money
Johnny: Then let's use bitcoin is very good my wife
Mary: NO

Monday Nov 4
Johnny: Ok
Mary: Good morning
Johnny: Morning
Mary: how are you?
Johnny: I'm fine thank you how are you
I knwow your fine have a nice day
Mary: ok. you too
Johnny: Yes I'm going out for a job Looking for a job
Mary: ok, good luck
Johnny: Thanks
Mary: you're welcome
What kind of job are you looking for?
Johnny: I don't have any choice
Any one I see I'll try and find first
I don't want to beg someone money anymore caused they're just making fun of me
Mary: It's not begging if you ask someone to help you right? You asked me and I did
Johnny: You did a wrong transaction by Adding a security procedures
Mary: I did a perfectly fine transaction
Johnny: Didn't received money?
Mary: Not my fault you don't want to find a santa hat
Johnny: I didn't
Is your fault by telling them to add security procedures when it going to be me that'll verify doesn't make sense baby
I want to get you out of there
I'm not happy caused you're there
Mary: I'm not happy either but you're not really doing anything about it
Johnny: That's what you're thinking but im doing my best and if you don't believed me cancel the security procedures and take your money from them
Mary: No, it's for you. I don't want it back
Johnny: Take it and send it through bitcoin
I'm tired doing that security procedures
Mary: I'm tired of going to the bank
Johnny: Means your tired been with me
Right?
You don't want to be with me
Mary: Means I'm tired of going to the bank
you don't want to be with me or you would've taken this a whole lot more serious
Johnny: Take it serious by doing security procedures that makes me get tired OK you fill it for me
If your serious let's do it with bitcoin
Mary: If I'm serious?
You're not serious. Stop stressing me
Johnny: I'm serious your the one stressing me about all this security procedures
Mary: I have sent you money, just like you asked. Even more than you asked and you're the one stressing me about sending more
I did exactly what you asked
Johnny: I can't get the money Mary cancel transaction asap
Mary: you're still stressing me. I'm not going back to the bank
Johnny: Don't go then
Mary: ok
Johnny: Ain't no way I can get it baby
Except you send me money through bitcoin
Wish your proving me stubborn that you don't want to do it
Try this bitcoin and I'll come over I swear baby
Mary: find a santa hat, finish the security procedure and I'll send you more money
Johnny: No
Mary: Stop stressing me
Johnny: You don't want me to stress you so don't stress me to
Not doing that anymore
You'll send more that's what you talk all the time send it now to the bitcoin
You wouldn't do it
Mary: Fine, but you keep telling me to go to the bank when I told you I am not doing it, but you get angry when I tell you to finish the security procedure
That's not fair
Johnny: I can't finish this security procedures except I have money to buy those clothes
Don't
You
Listen
Mary: And I can't go to the bank until you have collected this transfer, because you seem to have different excuses every time for telling me to send more money
YES I LISTEN BUT YOU FUCKING DON"T
Johnny: No you don't listen
I
Can't
Do
This
Security
Procedure
Without
Buying
Those
Santa
Clothes
That's
Why
I told you to send $300 through bitcoin
I'll use it and buy the clothes
My wife please listen to me I'm doing my best so I'll be with you🙏❤
Mary: You still don't listen
Johnny: No you don't listen that's why all this confusion are happening and I'm not going to talk anymore
Mary: I listen, I just don't do what you command, that's something different
Johnny: I'm not commanding you just say please send money to me using bitcoin
Babe is not hard very simple you just don't want to send me.that's why your sounding this way 😥
Mary: I already sent it. you just don't want to get it

So young ald already a mysoginistic pig Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:20 am

Monday November 5
Johnny: I can't caused of security procedure aren't you listening to me
Mary: I think I stopped
Johnny: Yeah let's forget about the security procedure
And leave our life's
Let nothing spoil our relationship I wonder how it'll be like when I'm at Netherlands for a visit haven't been there once baby
Mary: I hope you'll like it here
goodnight
Johnny: No
Send money through bitcoin ok
You don't need to buy it in bank if you don't want to

Tuesday November 5
Mary: Good morning
Johnny: Good morning my love
Mary: How are you today
Johnny: Sweetheart I'm fine
You don't like going to bank right caused they're stressing you a lot
Okay why don't you buy it online
You'll have good profit invest in bitcoin too
Baby
Mary: Hunny
Johnny: Yes my sugar
Mary let's run away together and make our beautiful world
Mary: Yes I'd love that
when will you be here?
Johnny: When you send me money for transport baby
I will get my visa ready
Mary: Ok
Johnny: Yes when do you want me there
Mary: depends on you hunny
Johnny: I'm ready anytime
Mary: ok
Johnny: I'm ready your the one who's not ready
Mary: Yes I am hunny
Very much ready for us to start a life together
Johnny: Okay
Should I send the bitcoin account so you'll send the flight money
Checking how much they'll take me there to your Netherlands
My love are you here?
Mary: how much is it?
Johnny: <screenshot with the price in Naira>
That's the list from Lagos to Netherlands different airlines my love
Mary: how much is that in €
Johnny: Close to $1500 or $2000
Mary: Ok, that won't be any problem
Johnny: Okay $2000 is not a problem to you you're rich that's why
Rich people spends money as they wish right
Mary: True
Johnny: So when are you sending the €2000 so I'll come
Mary: I don't know
Johnny: Why?
Mary: Because I'll have to see if Ahmed has time to bring me to the city today
I just asked him
Johnny: Where in Netherlands are you
Mary: Bloemendaal
I thought you knew this
Johnny: You didn't tell me baby you only said you're at Netherlands
Mary: Oh, ok, I thought I told you
A few minutes later
Mary: Ahmed has time right now and I have some free time so I'm going to send it to you right now
😘
TTYL
And Mary was offline, and he didn't like it Laughing

Johnny: Hold on
Have not give you an account
Your going just like that
<missed call>
Don't go this is why you always made a mistake hold on
Let me send you an account
<missed call>
Dont send money into Turkey account
You just don't listen you do things your way

He loves being baited I think. And soon the incentive for him to make that santa pic will be raised from 1500 to 4000

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:40 pm

Mary: I'm back hunny
<Johnny missed a call>
<Johnny missed a call>
Seriously.... That one time I am finally alone you don't pick up?
<Johnny missed a call>

Quote:

Dear Customer, Mr. Johnny

Earlier today the transaction directed to you is upgraded to €4000,-. Please follow the security procedure to release your payment.

Best regards,
The Sexy-Pic team

Johnny: <missed call>
Mary: I'm not alone right now
Johnny: You just went to bank without me sending you details
Your so funny
Mary: How is that funny? I just added it to the money I already sent to you.
Johnny: I don't know what the fuck you're doing you never listen to me
Told you to get a bitcoin I'll send you a bitcoin address you went ahead and did something else
Mary: You didn't send me a bitcoin address
And I told you, I always listen
But you don't
And I told you I don't trust bitcoin
Johnny: Did you allow me to talk?
You just run off
Ahmed is free then ttyl you didn't even asked me to send a address you'll send the bitcoin to
Mary: Because I told you I don't trust bitcoin so I don't need a bitcoin address. Don't you ever listen to what I tell you?
Johnny: Me too I don't trust bank
Guess you dont want me to visit you no problem
Mary: Then you shouldn't have sent me a bank account in the first place
you see now why I used that security procedure? You don't even trust the bank transfer yourself....
Johnny: Told you not to use that Turkey account
Why didn't you asked me before you send it
Mary: You said you trusted that Turkey account so I thought it was ok to send it there
Johnny: Told you not to send there you wouldn't listen
Mary: You said that after I was gone
🙄
Johnny: Why were you such In a hurry
Mary: Because Ahmed was leaving and he doesn't like waiting
Johnny: Use bitcoin please
Mary: What did I just tell you about bitcoin?
Johnny: OK then let me see you in video
Mary: What does that have to do with anything?

But Johnny was too annoyed to answer Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 12:45 pm

Tuesday November 5
Mary: Again not talking...
goodnight
Johnny: Yeah
Goodnight

Wednesday November 6
Mary: Ok
I already know you never loved me so why pretend anyway
Just know that I always loved you and always will
😢
Johnny: I pretend I love you?
Your the one who don't love me you don't listen to me
If you love me send money using bitcoin
Mary: I can't use bitcoin. How many times did I tell you that now
Johnny: Then your not ready to be with me why can't you use bitcoin when your buying it from your bank
Because I told you bitcoin is not trusted and my father doesn't allow me to use that
Mary: Do you have another option?
Johnny: Use moneygram or western union asap they won't know caused your coming with me
Mary: They will find out
😞
Johnny: They won't
Mary: Can I send you a present?
lol, you don't know my dad
Johnny: What present?
Mary: A new phone and some other nice things
Johnny: Can you send me iphone 11 pro?
2iphones 11 pro?
Mary: Why 2?
Johnny: Just send 2
Mary: Why johnny?
Johnny: Are you sending or not?
Mary: If I understand why you need 2
Johnny: I just need 2 caused I'll have to give one to the person receiving it for me
2 iphones and what my love?
Mary: person receiving it for you?
Aren't you the one receiving it?
Johnny: You'll send it here and I'll go there with the person
Mary: where?
I don't understand Johnny
the delivery guys should bring it to your home
what's the address?
And please don't tell me it's turkey
Johnny: No Nigeria
Mary: Ok, good
What's the address I have to send it?
Johnny: Ok
Mary: I wanted to send you a rolex watch and a gold necklace. Maybe a macbook because if you want a job you'll need one and a playstation because you said you're bored a lot of the time
Johnny: Send PlayStation is a game right? And 2iphones 11pro😁😁 I don't wear watch
Mary: but a gold watch will look so good on your brown skin
Johnny: No don't want a watch haha
Mary: hmm
ok
if you say so
But I'd need your address if I want to send you anything
Johnny: When do you want to send them.
Mary: never if you don't send me the address
Johnny: I'll send the address I'm copying it
What did I told you to send ?
Mary: 2 iphones 11 pro and a playstation
right?
Johnny: Yes
Mary: ok
see I can listen
😘
Johnny: You'll buy the items then go send it right?
Yeah 💋
Mary: No I'll rob a store
😂
Johnny: Hahahaha😂😂😂😂
Your funny baby😂
Mary: So what's the address?
Johnny: Give me some minutes baby I'm asking for our address in my state
Sweetheart the PlayStation should be ps4
Mary: I know, that's the one I wanted to get for you
I don't understand that you don't know your own address
Johnny: I'll have to send the zip code and other things don't worry my love you'll received it
I'll send it
Mary: ok
Don't wait too long because I want to go shopping after lunch
Johnny: Omg is it today that you want to send the itemsm
?
Mary: yeah
Johnny: But you won't send them today right ?
Or you want to send today
Mary: yes
Johnny: Sweetheart give me 20mins
You can't send it to Nigeria baby you'll send it to somewhere then they'll bring it here
Or you can go get them and bring them home and send them later
Mary: Of course I can send it to Nigeria
Johnny: Yes but before it'll get here a lot of things can spoil in it so you'll send it to another address
I'll send the address I'm waiting for the person they said is eating
Mary: I'm not sending things for you to another country
What is the city you live in?
Johnny: Delta
You can't send it here baby listen to me
Custom will hold me
Mary: 🙄
ok
I'll listen
but now I'm going to have lunch. Please make sure you have the information for me when I get back from lunch, because I want to go shopping soon. Gucci and Versacce have a new autumn collection and I need new shoes to match my cashmere winter coat
😘
I'll be back in a bit
Johnny: Hehe take a picture when you get there

Sweetheart don't send this items anymore
I can't received them
Mary: Ok, bye then

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 2:55 pm

What an idiot! Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

So he doesn't want a Rolex because he doesn't wear a watch???

About a hundred years or so ago when I was in High School, one of my classmates said he wouldn't want a Lamborghini because he only knew how to drive cars that had automatic transmission.

Also, this guy is a very ungrateful nob. I'm not sure how you can put up with him.

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:20 pm

Quote:

I'm not sure how you can put up with him.

I don't know. It might be because he is a scumbag and I want to find ways to make his life miserable, but he's not really cooperating with anything. He thinks he has a rich girlfriend and now money will misteriously fall at his feet Rolling Eyes

Johnny: Are you going to shopping now?
Mary: Yes but not for you
Johnny: Sweetheart go to bank give them your credit card and tell them you want to exchange €2000 euros to bitcoin
They'll tell you to give them address you want to send it to is very simple but you don't what to make me happy by doing that
Try it my love so I'll get my visa ready let me pay for it and come to Netherlands
Give them my address that you want to send bitcoin of €2000 to the address they'll do it I'll received it instantly after you send it

Mary: I told you I was going to do some shopping, not some banking
Johnny: Yeah I know
Okay
Tomorrow you'll do it
Mary: Are you psycho?
Johnny: Why?
Mary: are you?
Johnny: Don't known
Mary: Oh, but you seem to know already what I will be doing tomorrow
Johnny: No
Mary: oh, that's what you said
Johnny: Tell me now
Mary: tell you what?
Johnny: You'll be doing tomorrow
Mary: I have some lectures and then I'll go to the manicure maybe
Johnny: You can't send tomorrow then
Okay
Mary: I was gonna send you gifts but you didn't want it
Johnny: I do but I can't received gift from there use the money and buy bitcoin in your bank let them transfer the bitcoin to my bitcoin account
Mary: No

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:48 pm

This morning
[color=darkred[Johnny:Ok
[/color]Mary: Good morning
<Johnny didn't pick up Mary's call>
Later
Johnny: What
Why are you calling me
Again later
Mary: nvm
Late afternoon
Johnny: Hehe I'm here
Mary: 👍🏻
Johnny: Been busy today baby
How are you doing?
Mary: 👍🏻
Johnny: C'mon don't be upset with your baby my love
Talk to me my love
Mary: 👍🏻
Johnny: Sounds like you need an apology
I'm sorry 🙏💕💋❤
Mary: 👍🏻
Johnny: OK then
Mary: 👍🏻
Johnny: 😭😭😭😢😢😢😢
Mary: 👍
Johnny: 👍✌✊

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:36 pm

Thursday
Johnny: Hi
Goodnight

Friday
Johnny: Good morning
I'm sending you the address so you'll send the items
Mary: I don't want to send it anymore

Jonny: 😭😭😭
Sweetheart I'm so happy
Buy me cards
Mary: Happy?
Jonny: Hehehe
When next are you going to do some shopping?
Mary: Tomorrow
Jonny: Good
Get a iTunes card my love 🙏😁😁😁
Mary: I'm going to buy a bikini
Jonny: Wow😁
Mary: Some new diamond hoops to match
Jonny: alright
Guess you can get the iTunes tomorrow also
Mary: No
Oh wait
Jonny: Why?
Mary: Yes I can
Jonny: Sure you can?
Mary: Pretty sure
Jonny: Send €500
€100 different once in 5 place
Get €500 iTunes but sent one one to me
Mary: Huh?
Jonny: Called me
Mary: You didn't want to call
Now I don't want
Jonny: I'll now okay hehe
Don't be upset
Wait let me go outside
Mary: What's outside?
Jonny: I'm calling now ok
Mary: No
Not interested
Jonny: 😢
OK let me think
Mary: Good plan
And Mary went offline
Jonny: Send the cards okay
Tomorrow🙏
I'm here now
Wish I could be there so both of us we go shopping
Get the iTunes card tomorrow
$100
Send $300 different $100 card tomorrow

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:56 pm

This little boy did nothing more than annoy me and be boring for the last few weeks, today, finally, he gave me what I wanted. I don't think we can have much fun with him, but we'll see. First time to catch up with posting the chat. Be warned, you may die of boredom with some parts.
Messages are not timestamped, that takes too much time. Sometimes there's a lot of time in between

Saturday November 9
Johnny: Good morning
Sweetheart snap the reciepts of the cards you'll buy ok
Love you
Mary: Sure
Johnny: Yes
When are you going out
Send me your picture
Mary: After breakfast
Johnny: Ok
Sweetheart don't forget to snap the receipts of the cards $300 iTunes card buy them $100 $100 $100
Mary: I have to remember to not the diamond hoops in white gold, because that's so much more classier than regular gold. They will be a true eyecatcher at Lina's party
Johnny: Hello
Baby did you got the cards?
Text me ok
Mary: how was your day?
Johnny: Good
Hi did you got the cards?
Mary: I didn't
Johnny: Why sweetheart what happened
Mary: Nothing, I bought these gorgeous white gold hoops I planned and found a stunning silver bikini I'm going to wear to my friends pool party soon
Johnny: Show me baby
Mary: No
Johnny: Why so I can't see your items you bought
Mary: Because they're for me, not for you
Johnny: Doesn't mean
I can see what belongs to you
Mary: And that doesn't mean I want to show you
Johnny: Please show me
Mary: No
Not in the mood
Johnny: Ok
Mary: Goodnight
goodnight

Sunday, november 10
Johnny: Love
Johnny: (around midnight) Get the cards tomorrow please
Mary: It's Sunday
Johnny: Ok

Monday November 11
Johnny: Hi baby
Mary: hi
Johnny: How are you doing today?
Today's Monday are you getting the cards today?
Mary: Wow, you're so clever. I thought it was Tuesday
Johnny: Today's Monday my love
Mary: Thanks for reminding me
Johnny: Are you going to get it
Mary: I wasn't really planning to go shopping today
I did the other day but you didn't want my gifts
Johnny: Sorry baby
Get a iTunes card.
Mary: Sorry hunny
Go fuck yourself
Johnny: 😢
Babe
Mary: what?
Johnny: No nothing
Mary: Ok
Johnny: I'm😴😴
You break my heart deeply
Mary: By sending you money and wanting to send you gifts?
don't be silly
Johnny: Don't send them baby
Told you I can't received it
That's why I said send me iTunes card
I want to be there at Netherlands before Christmas
Mary: If you don't want it just forget it
Jonny: I want it but how will I get it baby why can't you get me the iTunes card
Mary: Because I don't want to
Johnny: Ok

Tuesday November 12
Johnny: You don't talk to me anymore
You don't love me anymore
You don't spend time with me anymore😭
You don't care anymore
Mary: I do but you only nag about bitcoin and I'm tired of that
Johnny: Sorry about that baby
That's the only way I know I can received things from you
Mary: If you say so
Johnny: Ok

Wednesday November 13
Johnny: 💔
Mary: What?
Johnny: Omg
Mary: What?
Johnny: Are you upset with me baby?
Mary: Yes
Johnny: I'm sorry please forgive me
Mary: Of course
Johnny: Forgive me🙏
Mary: of course
Johnny: Love you
Mary: love you too hunny
Johnny: Goodnight
Mary: goodnight
Johnny: Oh you're here
Mary: yes
Johnny: What do you have for me
Mary: I don't know
Johnny: Why
Because you never want what I want to give to you
Johnny: No my love
I want them ok
Mary: no you don't
Johnny: Can you please send me iTunes of $100
I don't known how to received them
Mary: No
Johnny: Ok😢
Mary: goodngiht

Friday November 15
Johnny: 😭
Mary: What are you crying about
?
Johnny: 😊

Saturday November 16
Johnny: I'm totally useless to you
Mary: Kinda

Tuesday November 19[/b]
Johnny: Ok
You cant love me caused I'm useless you have been insulting me since
Mary: I loved you but you're only a complainer, so what do you expect?
Johnny: I'm not
I do things that can help us
I said you should get a card you said no you don't like taking my words but you want me to be taking your words Mary relationship don't works like that
And you have never called me or show me your face I wonder why you're hiding it
Mary: Relationships don't work like that? So you think you can be a bully that can just tell me what to do and doesn't appreciate all the efforts I made but just wants me to send more and more and more?
DAMN RIGHT IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK THAT WAY
And I called you remember, and you asked me why like you didn't want me to.
I'm not hiding a single thing, you're just acting like a baby and a bully
Johnny: You didn't called me any day
I'm the one calling you won't answer you'll say you're with family you're not alone all the time
Let's forget about this baby
Let's think of how we both we meet and when are you sending those items phones and PlayStation?
Mary: <screenshot of that one time I triend to call him>
Johnny: Forgot but I always called to remember.
Sorry
Mary: And what makes you think I still want to send you those gifts?
Johnny: Baby I'm sorry why is it that you don't forgive me easily?
I'm really sorry
Mary: Because you're not in love with me
Johnny: I am baby
I swear to God who made me I love you
Mary: No
You love itunes cards and bitcoins
Johnny: No I love Mary
Mary: I don't believe you anymore
Johnny: Sweetheart I know you want to help me out
And you can only send money to me using bitcoin and if you send me iTunes I'll sell it and have money
How could you say you don't believed me my love 😭
Mary I love you I want to spend the rest of my life with you if is not you no body else baby
Mary: see... again you're asking for itunes and bitcoins
Johnny: I'm not asking
Mary: you love that more than me, so no thank you, I'm not interested anymore
Johnny: You just don't understand my text
Understand my world baby I'm not asking you again for that
I said if you want to send me money you can only use those process I'm not telling you to do it baby
Sometimes I feel maybe my English is different from yours🤔
Mary: I understand your English why don't you understand mine.
I have already sent you money but you didn't want it. I can understand your english perfectly
Johnny: How could you say I love bitcoin and iTunes more than you baby
I love you more than anything
Mary: because you asked about that more than about me
Johnny: Mary I want to tell you something
Mary: you don't show me that you love me, you only show me that you love bitcoin
Johnny: I'm so sorry about that baby
I want to tell you something
Baby
Mary: waiting
Johnny: I love you and I want to be with you baby I want you to tell your parents that I want to be with you at Netherlands tell them you love me and you want to be with me baby
Let's leave together at Netherlands
Mary: No thank you. I'm not going to ruin my life over someone that's in love with bitcoins
Johnny: I won't be happy if we don't leave together as husband and wife baby
Mary: And how are you planning to come here anyway?
Johnny: Sweetheart stop talking about bitcoin I told you I love you more than anything don't think you're not important to me please you're important to me I told you my mom wants to see you remember?
Sweetheart I really don't know how I'll come to Netherlands I tho you said you want to come to my place
Aren't you tired of that place?
Caused is like a hell over there I remember you told me that baby
So come here let me show you how I care and love you baby
😘😘😘
Just can't wait to have you in my arms baby
Mary: You said you wanted to come here. I thought I told you I'm not interested anymore about coming to live with someone that's in love with bitcoins
Johnny: Babe stop please
I know you love me
And I love you even more
OK no more talking about bitcoin I promise
I want to come yes that's true just that I don't have a house there baby I don't even know how it feels or look like in Netherlands
Mary: Use google
And I need you to prove me that I love you before I will even consider having a relationship with you again
Johnny: I love you baby I swear to God who create me baby
I can't lie to you my love
And I'm so sorry I haven't been here spending time the way we used to baby my phones got spoilt and I took it to phones store so they help me repaired it
Mary: That's still no prove
Johnny: I don't know how you want me to prove baby hold on let me show you something our picture
Is a video I made baby you know I don't have much of your pic
Once you received the video play it I always watch it every day baby I hope you'll love it
Mary: ok, show me
Johnny: <video of some pictures he has sent to Mary>
Please send me more of your pic so I can make more video baby
Mary: That doesn't really prove that you love me
Johnny: God in heaven knows I love you baby😭😢😢😢
Can't continued this conversation please you're breaking my heart 😭😢
I love you
Mary: ok
I still dont have prove of that
Johnny: Mary I love you don't break my heart please🙏
Mary: Prove to me you love me
I don't have to prove anything
I already did by sending you a lot of money
Johnny: Money doesn't prove you love me baby stop money is nothing compared with our relationship
Mary: We don't even have a relationship
you have a relationship with bitcoins
Johnny: No I have with you
I have told you no more bitcoin please
Stop bitcoin talk
Do you even love me?
Mary: So now I have to stop bitcoin talk while I asked you to stop that for weeks and you refused
Johnny: I'm sorry about that baby but I love you and I want to grown old with you
Mary: prove it to me
Johnny: Tell me how I'll prove it
Mary: make a real video for me. Not just some pictures pasted together, but tell me how you feel and show me that you mean it
Johnny: Ooh I should make a video telling you I love you right

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:37 pm

Thursday November 21
Johnny: Mary I don't like the way you're doing
If you don't want me tell me so I'll leave you caused now you think I don't love you I'm sure you want to married another man not me
Mary: ok
Johnny: I made a video
You said I should make a real one
Means I'm fake
If you don't need me tell me 😢
I tho you said you want us to be together
Mary: ok

Saturday November 23
Johnny: <youtubelink to Kenny Rogers - Let it be me>
I love you Mary I really do
Mary: I don't believe you anymore
Johnny: Mary how could you say such a thing to me I love you.
Mary: you don't want to prove it, you don't appreciate what I do for you and you ignor me for days

Sunday November 24[/b]
Johnny: I told you my phone have issue's you just don't believed me
Mary: You said you had it fixed
And I do believe you but not when you tell me bullshit
Johnny: I wasn't avoiding you baby
Told you I need a new phone caused my phone is bad really bad baby
Happy Sunday baby
How are you baby
Mary: You said you had it fixed
🙄
Johnny: Yes but it keep doing same thing
Sometimes off totally
Or it'll just paused till it got shutdown
That's why I told you I need 2 iPhone 11pro
Mary: And I wanted to send it to you but you didn't want it
Johnny: I have to asked baby if phones can come here
Do you order things ?
Mary: No I don't order anything for you because you don't love me. you love bitcoins and itunes cards
Johnny: Stop saying that
Told you I don't want them anymore
Mary: okay
I wanted to send you an Itunes card, but I won't
Johnny: Is okay
I'm still walking around searching for job.
I wrote an application later saw a job on internet they said is not located at my state that only there state people can work there.
Mary: okay
Johnny: Mary my life is so miserable😢
Mary: okay
not much I can do about that
Johnny: 😢😢😢
You don't want me anymore I know you hate me now
But I want you to know I'm sorry for everything okay. I'm trying to find a job so I'll save some money and come to Netherlands
Mary: I wanted you but you mkae it impossible
Johnny: Not truth baby
Mary: yes it is
Johnny: How?
Your pushing me away but I didn't do anything wrong.
You tried sending money and I can't get money from you except you send money using bitcoin I told you several times you said you can't so I didn't asked for anything then you said you want to send me phones I told you not to send so I'll asked if things can come in from Netherlands and meet me here
I tried explaining but you didn't listent to me you get upset easily
Can I asked you something?
Mary: Sure
Johnny: Why don't you want to send the card?
Mary: Because you don't want it
Johnny: I want it my love I tho I was stressing you
Mary: You told me time and time again the last week that you don't want it
Johnny: Sorry about that baby
I'm just frustrated I just don't knw what's wrong with me I want us to be together
Mary: Okay
Johnny: I'm really sorry for everything for the past baby
Mary: okay
Johnny: You forgive me ?
Mary: sure
Johnny: Awwwn thanks baby I promise this won't happened again I cross my heart
Mary: Okay
Johnny: I love you baby
Did you go to church?
Mary: of course
Consuela made cookies. I'm gonna try them
Johnny: Can I see how you're looking today?
How's the dog doing I forgot is name...
Mary: Bono
Johnny: Yeah
Are you back
Mary: Yes I'm back
Johnny: Goodnight baby

Monday November 25
Mary: Good morning
Johnny: Hello how are you?
Mary: I'm fine
Johnny: Ok
We need to talk baby
<youtubelink for "Your Love Is My Pain“ by Kyli Santiago || Spoken Word Poetry>
Mary: About what do we need to talk?
Johnny: Are you here

Tuesday November 26
Mary: No I'm not
Johnny: Ok
Sweetheart when will u be free..
Mary: I don't know
Johnny: Why baby
Mary: Because I'm busy with things and sometimes people are around. You know this
Johnny: Yes baby sorry....
Your so stress out all the time...
When are you going for shopping?
Mary: Why are you asking?
Johnny: I just want to know caused you said you want to send a card and I said no don't send so I just want you to get it when your going for shopping ok
Mary: No
You didn't want a card so I'm not sending you a card
Johnny: I want a card baby
Mary: You're not getting one
Johnny: Ok
Sweetheart I'm not forcing you to get one just that I need a card so I'll sell it and received money and buy clothes Christmas is close and I don't have anything to wear
Mary: so you're walking around naked all day?
Johnny: I'm putting on a house clothes I have just three T-shirt and 2trouser and one short
Mary: That's not nothing
Johnny: So clothes I'm using all day I'll still wear it for Christmas oh no
Mary: Okay, then don't
Johnny: Make a wish baby
Mary: Ok
Johnny: C'mon make a wisy
Wish
Mary: I did already
Johnny: What's the wish?
Mary: Can't tell you or it won't come true
Johnny: It'll come true...
What's the wish?
Mary: that ahmed has time to bring me to the city to get those new red loubotins
Johnny: I wish we could get married baby
Mary: looks like that won't be possible
Johnny: How do you mean by that?
It'll be possible
Aren't you coming here anymore
Mary: No
not anytime soon
Johnny: Okay perhaps I should come
Mary: you still don't pick up the money I sent to you, I'm not allowed to send you a parcel, so I'm not going to come to you only to find out you leave me at the airport at the last moment
Johnny: Fuck why will I do such a thing
Mary: I don't know. For the same reason you don't pick up the money or don't want me to send you gifts
Johnny: Stop that baby you mean a lot to me
Money won't make me leave you I can't do that in this life to God who made me I want to be with you and grown old with you
Okay when are you sending this gifts
I know you feel bad
Caused I didn't received the gift okay send the gifts
Promise you my love tomorrow morning by 10:00 I'll send you the address you'll send this phone to
Mary: Fine. Let's see
Johnny: I'm sorry I made you feel bad
Can I call you baby
Mary: No, I'm not alone and yes you made me feel bad. for a very long time already
Johnny: I'm really sorry about that
Can you use jumia and order phones for me
That'll be simple no stress in it
Why don't you do shopping with jumia
Mary: jumia?
I don't even know that
Johnny: Jumia is a place where people buy things from order things in the internet and received them to your address
So maybe you can use that one and get me the iPhone 11pro there it'll come straight to me hold on let me show you
Mary: I like buying things in a store
Johnny: <screenshot showing the jumia online store>
In Nigeria they buy in the jumia
That amount would be just €1000 or €800 in your currency
Mary: Ok, I'll keep that in mind
Johnny: Should I order it?
Mary: if you want
Johnny: How will I pay?
They'll asked me to pay online before they bring it that's how it works. Let me show you?
<screenshot showing the different payment options> (he already placed the order Laughing

)
Mary: any way you like
Johnny: Okay I'm ordering it but they'll asked for information
About card are you using a mastercard or verve?
Sweetheart
I'm almost done for the delivery of the phone
Mary: huh?
I'm not the one ordering it
Johnny: <antoher screenshot with payment options>
You can buy me the iPhone through here
Mary: And I told you I prefer buying it in a store. You wanted to order it there. I"m not going to stop you
Johnny: I don't have money to pay like this except you'll help me
What type of card are you using ?
Mary: you should've thought of that before you started ordering it hunny
Johnny: What should I do now
Mary: cry
Johnny: Sweetheart your so funny if I'm to cry I want to cry in your arms..
Are you here
Mary: Yes I'm here
Johnny: What are we going to do now
Mary: pretend like we're both adults and cancel the order?
Johnny: Okay baby
When will you send
The iPhone to me then
What ways do you want to send it to me
Mary: I don't have your address so I can't send anything
Johnny: What way do you want to send it
You want to go to a company or what?
Mary: You know where I want to go?
Johnny: No
Mary: to my bed, because it's late
Johnny: So funny I mean when you want to send the gift to me what company do you want to use
Goodnight❤
I love you❤

Wednesday November 27
Johnny: Good day baby
Mary: It's been 9 o'clock hours ago
Johnny: How are you doing
Mary: You are not serious
Johnny: About what baby
Mary: us
Johnny: I'm serious
Can I call you
But why did you sound like that ?
Mary: because you told me in the morning, by 9 you send me your address and it turned out to be another lie
Johnny: Sweetheart so sorry I'm still waiting for it.
But you shouldn't have said I'm not serious with us
Mary: Don't like hearing the truth
Johnny: Forgive me
Mary: again...
Johnny: Sorry
Sweetheart you know is not good to reject gifts.....
Sweetheart have you buy the phones? I'm about to send you the address you'll send it to
Once you buy the items snap it to me and I'll forward it to the person picking it that is reading ok
Mary: No I didn't because you didn't give me an address
Johnny: Sweetheart don't worry the address is with me now they said you should buy the items and snap them and show me then I'll show them that is ready to send to them so they'll pick it
So is left for you to buy it and snap it to me and I'll send address after they see it
Mary: goodbye
Johnny: Jesus
What
Have I done again baby
<his address... finally>
You always get upset
Stop it is not good
<missed call>

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 10:00 pm

I can't understand how you are so patient with this childish idiot.
You are a champion of patience! Laughing

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