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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Sorry again for another long ass email but we needed to wake the lad up

Nora to Willy Pa

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Dear Reverend Father Willy Pa ,

Thank you so much for reaching out to me, and thank you for praying for Timothy but even though I feel stress I dont feel worry as Liam is here reminding me that Timothy has gone on many long journey for many days and always returned telling tales of adventure with stories of things to see and trips to exotic places, I do love him very much.

You are a kind open man and I feel very comfortable in your presence here, Liam told me I should not communicate with anyone on this matter again and made me promise to wait for Timothy. Liam said he will control any communication or situation as he can see that I clearly messed it all up already.

Mr Coffee is terribly angry with me and that makes me sad you know. I dont want Liam angry with me also. I shouldn't be emailing you now but it is ok because the time here is 7:20 am and I am alone in my bed so please let us speak alone in private and this should not be for any other peoples eyes or ears like you suggest. I thank you for this.

Mr Coffee was angry in his emails demanding that I find more money to pay for the package to be flown back here to me, I asked DHL and I asked UPS but they said no because I had to pay first.

I cant pay because I borrowed a lot of money already, I borrowed 12,300 Euro first and then borrowed more money to buy 10 new phones and an Ipad, this was a lot of money, my other problem is that without Timothy here at home I have to borrow more money for my food, utility bills, petrol for the car, pilates class, heating oil and I have not paid my gardner or bin collecting man yet this month.

Without Timothy I have nothing as he controls all the money in the business account, my family will give me no more money and they are growing suspicious and annoyed of me asking for more and more money for daily living, this makes me sad.

I had time yesterday to look at Pitiful-log proposal to mr Coffee and liam helped me check on Google maps for a better understanding of where Pitiful-log had the location of the close hubs. I was very angry when I had saw the truth.

Do you know I could not believe what I was seeing, I feel ashamed to know that Pitiful-log were suggesting that Mr Francis is to travel over 1000 kilometers?

I know nothing about Africa but it is a big place and Younde, Niame, Bamico are all over 1000 kilometre from Benin, could you believe that? If you dont believe it then look at Google maps and you will see that I am correct.

I also found news from Google that the Border between Nigeria and Benin is closed and I think this might be the true reason Pitiful-log are having difficulty getting the package there? Do you think this might be the true cause? if this is true I should have been informed by them before I sent it and they accepted my money, I am upset by this also. Do you think they knew about the border troubles but did not tell me?

I did see that the Accara option where they have a hub is just 300 kilometers away, on the map it up along beside the beach but I am not good at understanding Africa maps so I might be wrong. Do you think Mr Francis could go to the Accara?

I still have some leverage with Pitiful-log because I am the sender and liam and I will be having strong words with them about all this.

If I tell Pitiful-log to book and fully pay for food and lodgings in a nice hotel room in the Accara and I instruct them to have a compensation amount in an envelope ready to be given to Mr Francis to cover all his travel costs do you think Mr Francis can go to the Accara? Or do you think Mr Coffee will be angry with me again for suggesting this?

If you think Mr Coffee will be angry with me by this suggestion then please please dont suggest the Accara to him.I have angered and stressed Mr Francis and Mr Coffee enough already.

I want to end my email by thanking you from the depth of my heart for telling me that CHAB will wait and ye will keep the contract open for us, this very morning you have shone brightness into my soul with this news of hope and light .Thank you and may you be rewarded for your kindness to me in life and in heaven

Nora
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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

And here we go, lad agrees to move ..btw I have no idea what other email he is on about and I dont really care

Will Pa to Nora

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Dear Madam Nora O,Leary,

I was actually wondering if you have any problem with the contents of
the email I sent to you on Monday the 28th of October 2019,with recent
development about Mr Coffee agreeing to send Mr Francis to Ghana
for the parcel?.

I am fully aware that you cautioned me not to let any one know about the
information you gave about your finding on Benin /Nigeria border closure
etc.

I felt that it was necessary to send copy of the email I sent to you
also to Mr Coffee,so that you will know that he has accepted to
send Mr Francis to Ghana.

There was no other means to let you know that Mr Coffee has
accepted that hewould send Mr Francis,except by sending a copy of
thesame sent to you to Mr Mohama Coffee.

Thank you for your time and understanding,remain blessed.

Best Regard,
Father William Pa
Director Projects

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:01 pm

Excellent work Braintoxic.

Mr Cumberband, Mr. Woozy and Mr. Doozy are standing by!

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:38 pm

Mr. Oldfruit is standing by as well.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Willy Pa to Nora

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Dear Madam Nora O,Leary,

Maybe the message entered bulk mail.

Below was the email I sent to you on Monday the 28th of October 2019
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Attn:Director A Good Ride Ltd

Dear Madam Nora O

I do believe you and your family had a wonderful weekened and I do
pray that this week will see you and your lovely husband in perfect
health condition.

I think,Pitiful-log had no idea that Mr Francis needs to travel
over 1000 kilometers to take the package.Maybe,if Pitiful-log told
you about the border between Nigeria and Benin that is closed for over
one month,they might lose that transaction and the money.As a matter
of fact,I attribute pith them difficulty getting the package to
Cotonou,as a result of border closure,but they were just going round
and round.

I have held discussion with Mr coffee and Francis seeking consideration
from them to go to Accra,Ghana to take the package.Mr coffee has agreed
to ask Mr Francis to go to Accra to pick the package if Pitiful-log
will meet with the following conditions below:

1)Pitiful-log will provide a comprehensive address of their office
in Accra,Ghana.

2)Pitiful-log will provide the name of contact person in hub/office in Accra Ghana,whom to meet to pick the package.

3)Pitiful-log will refund the expenses which amounts to
$1300usd,for travel etc.

4)Pitiful-log ,will make sure to inform Mr Coffee when the package
arrives in Accra Ghana.

The four conditions are what Mr Coffee and Francis both want to confirm
from them before considering coming to Accra ,Ghana this
week to take the package.

For a better understanding,send email to them to that
effect,as soon as possible,so that Mr Francis can travel to
Accra,Ghana this week.

Thank you for your time and understanding,remain blessed.

Best Regard,
Father Willy Pa

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

nora to Willy Pa

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Hello Father William Chacha Peter

Thank you so much much for this wonederful news , all the conditions are reasonable to me. If you need me to I will go with Liam to the cork office to make sure they klnow exactly what is to be done as I think you are not happy with them and I think they did provide me with a good service so far.

Thanks Very much I knew you could help me if I reached out.

Regards

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Willy Pa is not a fan of Pitiful-log

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Dear Madam Nora O,Leary,

I was out of office since morning to visit the less priviledged and
the widows,which was why I could not reply your email as at the time
you replied my previous email.

From every point of view,all the conditions should also be reasonable
to Pitiful-log.

Definitely,I do need you to go with your brother (Liam) to the cork
office of Pitiful-log to make sure they do exactly what Mr Coffee required from them as it should be done,because those product
samples ought to be available for registration by next week.

I must confess to you that ,I am not happy with the attitude of Pitiful-log ,therefore they should responde to those information
requested by Mr Coffee,without further delay.

Go tot the Cork office and talk to them to respond immediately.

Thank you for your time and understanding,remain blessed.

Best Regard,
Father Willy Pa
Director Projects

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Coffee assures Nora all is ok with Timothy and trying to buy some more time so he can get to Ghana

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Mrs Nora,

I got news this morning from our security agents is that the
female receptionist in the Hotel Garcia informed us that the same two
drivers who has been with Mr Timothy since his arrival in
Cotonou,visited Hotel Garcia a couple of times with Mr Timothy,even
last Sunday, the 27th of October 2019 they were with him at that
hotel.

But,our security agents are doing every thing possible just to see Mr
Timothy alone or with the same drivers one on one ,then we will
confront them.

Regards,
Mohama Coffee

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:54 am

And this is where I fucked up.

I sent a mail with Mr. Cumberband account but signed as Bill Hamm.

I asked for his phone number so we could discuss specifics. We'll see how he reacts, but I might have blown the bait.

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:07 pm

^^^ No problem for me! Laughing

Of course, Mr. Bill Hamm came on a short visit to Mr. Cumberband's office, during a Special Conference organized by the PLog company there in Casablanca... Mr. Hamm wrote the message from the Cumberband's computer... very simple.

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:15 pm

Yes, I was thinking along the same lines.

Bill aready sent this update to the Sender of the package, of course mr Coffee was in CC

Bill wrote:

Dear Mrs. O

I just wanted to update you on the current state of affairs.

I've spoken with everyone involved on the Plog side of things and it seems we are all on the same page. Mr. Cumberband and I discussed the last details just this morning. We intended to call mr. Coffee, but regrettably there was no number on file for him. I have mailed him to ask him for his telephone number, so I can call him.

I've tried to call mr. Frank (the Receiver) just now to see if we could pick a date and a time when he will come to Accra, so I can make sure that the parcel is there in time and arrangements can be made for his lodging. However, my call was not answered.

The parcel can be in Accra as soon as Monday, if the arrangements were to be agreed upon today. I am waiting for either Mr. Coffee or mr. Frank to contact me.

If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:04 pm

He did not notice or did not care about my slip up

Mr Coffee wrote:

Mr Bill Hamm,

I am glad that Mrs Ois part of this conversation with us regarding
the current state of affairs as put it.

It beats my imagination to read that you said you spoken with everyone
involved on the Plog side of things,as if it was not plog
who recommended its hub in Accra Ghana.

I was actually wondering why you intended to call me on phone and the
relevance for asking for my telephone number.

Well then,if you must need my phone number here it
is:+229,xxxx,just to relax your mind.

As a matter of fact,Mr Frank (the Receiver) would be in Accra,Ghana
on Monday the 4th of November 2019.

We will make arrangements for his lodging by our selves.You can not
impose your lodging on Mr Frank.

It is not true,you did not call Mr Frank,don,t look for excuses as always. (I did call though)

If the parcel can be in Accra as soon as Monday,definitely,Mr Francis
will be there on our own arrangements and not imposing your
arrangement on him.

JUST PROVIDE US WITH THE INFORMATION BELOW:

1)Plog will provide a comprehensive address of their office
in Accra,Ghana.

2)Plog will provide the name of contact person and phone
number in Plog hub/office in Accra Ghana,whom to meet to
pick the package.

3)Plog will refund the expenses which amounts to $1300usd etc.

4)Plog,will make sure to inform me when the package arrives
in Accra Ghana,before Mr Frank leave for Ghana.

Non of you is based in Accra,Ghana,I don,t understand why it is a
problem for you to provide the requested information above,which Mr
Frank needs,before travelling to Ghana?.

After all,Mr Francis is an adult,although he has not been to Ghana
before,but with the requested information above,it is cristle clear to
every one that Mr Francis can locate Plog office without
your help. (Not so sure about that Very Happy

)

My question is,why are trying to impose your lodging on Mr
Frank?.You can not force him to accept your lodging,we are capable
to make arrangements for his lodging by our selves.

Regards,

=======

Bill Hamm wrote:

Dear Mr Coffee,

I am confused why it would "beat your imagination" that I would want to speak to you. I am merely wanting to discuss the matter with you to make sure that any of your concerns are addressed and discussed. I fail to see how that is so unimaginable for you.

Furthermore, the telephonenumber you gave to me is not working. When I try to call, I get the message that the number is not in use. Why would you give me a non-existent number? Please call me on my direct line +31 6 xxxx

Kind regards,

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:23 pm

Mr. Coffee is pretty moody today...good grief. You try to extend a helping hand by offering free hotel accommodations and he acts like you just spit in his face. I'd agree to reimburse his expenses as long as he provides a copy of a zero balance paid invoice from whatever place he goes to. Maybe he'll splurge on a nicer place than he would normally go. Or he will stick to his lad roots and provide you fake docs with ridiculously inflated rates. Francis is a second lad right and not just another persona? If so I have a feeling that they are probably not going to be friends for too much longer Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:30 pm

I'm a moron. The last message was sent from the wrong account again...hoping to get (and record) a phone call!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Yup BikeatI77 francis is the bellybutton guy, we think Coffee is sending him, and we also hope that Coffee being such an asshole wont let Bellybutton guy come home until he has "found" the delivery

Bertji im rolling around the place here watching you sign off as all the wrong people, I waiting for...........

"Regards Mel Gibson"

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:55 pm

^^

That Pith looks good on you.

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 5:39 pm

Bill spoke with Mr Coffee....well....Coffee spoke, Bill listened

Soundcloud

Bill wrote:

Dear mr. Coffee,

it was good to speak to you on the phone just now.

I just wanted to confirm that we are scheduling the parcel to be picked up in Accra on monday the 4th of November. I will have the local manager (mr. Doozy) contact you to provide you with the information you requested.

@Cumberband: can you please make arrangements for the parcel to be moved to the Accra warehouse?
@Doozy: mr. Coffee has some questions, please answer them. I'll forward you the email

I am glad we were able to work things out. If there is anything I can do for you, please let me know.
kind regards,

5-star customer service in action! Happy Customer

mr. Coffee wrote:

Dear Mr Hamm,

Me too,it was nice talking with you on the phone just a while ago.

I appreciate your confirmation to schedule the parcel to be picked up
in Accra on Monday the, 4th of November.

We have noted the name of the local manager (Mr. Doozy)
who's to provide us with the information we requested,before departing
to Accra.

I am hopeful that Bernie would speed up the arrangements for the
parcel to be moved to the Accra ware house.

I would appreciate it if Mr Doozy can answer some questions,I asked
so that no stone will be left on turned.

So am I,that we were able to work things out.The only thing we need
are the answers to the 4 question I asked in my previous email.

Regards,
mr. Coffee

I just realized I called him "Coffee" in the phonecall too..Thank God the real name is phonetically the same.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

" if you could speak English that would be easier for me to understand " Laughing

brilliant

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 7:27 am

Mr. Cumberband wrote:

Good morning.

A short update for your information: your parcel will leave our Casablanca hub later today and will be in Accra by tonight. There should be no problem picking up the parcel on november 4th.

You can discuss the details of the delivery with the local manager, mr. Doozy.

kind regards,

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 7:48 am

Bertje wrote:

... it is cristle clear to every one that Mr Francis can locate office without your help.

I'm sure you'll want to edit the name of the company. Very Happy

Also, I'm sure there will be no delivery problems. Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

The Coffee rants are going to be epic. I have never baited a more arrogant lad.

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:46 am

Birlic wrote:

Bertje wrote:

... it is cristle clear to every one that Mr Francis can locate office without your help.

I'm sure you'll want to edit the name of the company. Very Happy

Also, I'm sure there will be no delivery problems. Laughing

Thanks Birlic, I changed it.

@Braintoxic: yes, he is full of himself allright.

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:28 am

mr. Doozy wrote:

Hello mr. Coffee

My name is Mr. Doozy and I am the Operational Manager of the Accra office of P-log. Mr. Bill Hamm has asked me to make sure everything is arranged for pickup of your parcel in monday November 4th. IT i my absolute pleasure to be of assistance.

Mr. Cumberband has confirmed to me that we are to expect your parcel to arrive tonight, so a delivery on monday will be no problem whatsoever.
Mr. Hamm has also forwarded me a few of your questions for me to answer, which I am happy to do.

1)Plog will provide a comprehensive address of their office in Accra,Ghana.
The Pith offices are located in the "Octagon" building, in central Accra, on Barnes Road. The warehouse is located just northeast of the airport, on Spintex road. The offices and warehouse are only accessible by authorized PITH personnel. Upon arrival, one of my drivers, mr. Woozy ([email protected]) will pick up mr. Frank at an agreed upon location and accompany him to the warehouse.
2)P-log will provide the name of contact person and phone
number in P-log hub/office in Accra Ghana,whom to meet to
pick the package
As stated above, mr Woozy will handle the delivery of the parcel. It is company policy that any and all communication about parcel delivery will be done by email. This is to prevent misunderstanding and to be able to log all communications. This rule has been put in place after some rather unpleasant incidents which involved people trying to mislead us to obtain parcels that did not belong to them. Mr. Hamm already told me that you prefer communications by email, so I assume you understand the need for maintaining a complete file.

3)P-log will refund the expenses which amounts to $1300usd etc.
I understand that one of your associates will be collecting the parcel. Mr. Hamm has approved the compensation of all his expenses. This includes travel, lodging, food and drinks. Additionally there will be a (small) compensation for the inconvenience. Please keep all receipts so the expenses can be taken care of at the moment of delivery.

4)P-log,will make sure to inform me when the package arrives
in Accra Ghana,before Mr Frankleave for Ghana.
I will personally make sure that you are notified the moment your parcel reaches our Accra warehouse.

As a matter of importance I would like to make you aware of the following. The files mentions that mr Frank will identify himself using a BIP (Biometric picture). The BIP on file seems to older than 7 days, which means it can not be used for identification (a BIP may not be older than 7 days). This means that mr. Francis will have to do a new series of BIP, or else we won't be able to identify him properly. I will need the new BIP series at least 24 hours before delivery, so the servers have enough time to analyze the pictures.
If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me.
kind regards,

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:36 am

Bertje wrote:

4),will make sure to inform me when the package arrives...

Again?

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:42 am

^^^Glad to see I'm not the only one that keeps messing that up Laughing