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 Something to do with my parents...

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TheLovelyJill
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2020 1:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The lad is pretty upset with my mother and father, for some reason.

(actually it's to do with an alleged fake bank transfer...) Laughing

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HEY BOY, SHOE SHINE, YOU FOOL LIKE SAY TOMORROW NO DEY NA EN MAKE YOU CARRY DEY TALK LIKE SAY NA DOG DEY FUCK YOUR MAMA.THE GOAT WEY PREGNANT YOUR MAMA WEY EN TAKE BURN YOU STILL DEY FOR UNA BACKYARD.YOU NO SEE AM? NA BECAUSE OF TOO MUCH APIO WEY YOUR PAPA DEY DRINK NA EN MAKE EVERY BODY FOR UNA FAMILY BE MUGU AS U BE JIMIJIMI PERSON PASS ALL.EVEN SELF I BELIEBVE SAY DEM SWEAR FOR YOUR PAPA NA EN MAKE EN ALLOW MONKEY TO FUCK YOUR MAMA FOR BUSH WHERE DEM DEY GO FETCH FIREWOOD.

NNA BOY PAPAGI WU EZI FOR CLAPPING FOR MONKEY AS EN DEY FUCK YOUR MAMA.EVEN YOUR MAMA OWN NA WORST AS EN JUST DEY ENJOY THE MONKY STYLE DE SCRIM.AND DEY COME GIVE BIRTH TO YOU NA EN MAKE YOU DEY MUMU YOU MONKEY PRODUCT.

YOU NO THANK GOD SAY I WAN WASH YOUR BRAIN SEE SAY YOU GO FIT COME BACK TO HUMAN SENSES.EZI LIKE YOU. BOY ASK YOUR PAPA WEDER EN GO FIT REMEMBER LL EN CHILDREN.BOTH THE ONES WEY EN BORN WITH TURKY, EZI, EWU, NKITA, OKUKO, MBAKALA, MONKEY, OKPOGWU, EVEN MA NKE OMULU WITH THAT ONYIE ARA AHU WY DEY SLIP FOR UNDER BRIDGE.

I BEG ASK YOURSELF WTIN MAKE ALL THESE LIFE STOCKS DEY MAKE NOISE FOR NIGHT WEY DEM SURPOSE DEY SLIP. ALL BECAUSE YOUR PAPA DEY LIVE YOUR MAMA GO DEY BLOW THEM. ASK YOUR PAPA ALL THESE QUESTIONS FIRST BEFORE YOU COME BACK TO ME. ATURU AWUSA.

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Claus Shaeve
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2020 1:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad needs a new keyboard, his caps-lock key is screwed! But other than that it's going well for him, yes?

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2020 2:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Clearest example of a heartfelt love letter that I've ever seen. He is aching to hear more from you, and surely you won't let his love go unrequited.

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2020 3:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

:yikes:

"Shoe shine", "monkey product", "fetch firewood". There's some sig worthy material buried in there somewhere. Too bad this lad is an incoherent mess. My "lad speak" is a bit rusty but if you read between the lines I think he is asking you to torture him some more Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2020 4:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I put the text through my Guyman Translator and got this.

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Thank you for all the attention you have given me. My blood pressure is presently 220/140 and I feel very lonely right now. Please post my email address along with my initial format so that your friends can help me maintain my mood.

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