From the archives: The Wendy Ofiri Saga

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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:15 pm

Back in 2012, a bunch of us baiters, who liked to use Skype and MorphVox, stumbled upon a very special lad. The bait was later chosen for Eater's Greatest Hits, but unfortunately, as you can see, all the sound links in the original thread are now dead.

But despair not! Because deep down my baiting archives... I found them!

I compiled them into almost 2 hours of hilarity for you to listen to again or for the first time! Since it's not possible to add it to the old thread, I'm going to put it here instead. Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlWGVxnH-T0&feature=youtu.be

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 7:22 pm

I LOVE baits that use the crooked Western Union modality. Lads get so pissed when they're told that they will only be getting 10% of the money. I remember one bait where that happened and the lad told "the client" to get his money back from the WU clerk and find a Money Gram outlet. Needless to say the agent there was just as corrupt so the lad told the client to go to a different branch. This cycle continued for a while until the lad was told that the same family owned all the WU and MG outlets in the area. The last clerk involved in the misadventure straight up just took ALL of the money and told the client that the funds were sent to Africa. Livid lad demanded that the client call the police so he did. I can't remember if the clerk was arrested or not but I think the police were able to recover the money somehow. The lad was ecstatic until the police told him that they were going to keep ~90% of the cash because they don't work for free. Lad's head exploded completely.

The evil "clark" modality isn't used enough IMO. There are a couple of baits here on Eater that used it where the lad voluntarily decided to ban MG/WU as a payment option. One of those baits involved a fake nemesis lad that would pose as the real lad's partner and change the payment instructions to the client over the phone. Eventually the lad banned phone calls. IIRC either the Gomer or Snorkie Boyz were the choppers and were constantly taunting the lad. I think they were trying to recruit the lad but he was being a little bitch and ignoring them. Instead he gave his clients instructions not to talk on the phone or use WU/MG outlets and would put secret codes in his emails to prove that they came from him and not his rivals. Despite that his clients always managed to send their money to the rival gang somehow. Over time the Gomers got more violent. I think they murdered one or two of the lad's clients and burned down one of their houses. Then the death threats to the lad ramped up. Eventually the lad created a new persona and emailed all the clients telling them that the original lad had died. He figured that the Gomers/Snorkyboyz would leave him alone after that. He was wrong Twisted Evil

Any modality that causes a lad to ban WU/MG and yapping on the phone is a winner in my book.

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 8:13 pm

I have used the lecherous WU manager modality. I complain about the manager taking his sweet time just so that he could stare down my blouse while I am bent over his low desk, signing forms and receipts. Here is the number. The manager set the test question and answer. Question, "Best sex position?". Answer, "Back of car". I can't believe he did that.

The transfer is not found? Crap, the pervert probably intentionally screwed up the transaction or copied something wrong just so I would have to go back. Forget that, they can keep my money. Its small potatoes anyway. The bank manager and I went to high school school together. Lets do a bank transfer.

I'm shocked, shocked like Captain Louis Renault in Casablanca when a lad accuses me of WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION.

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 9:13 pm

^^^ I think you need to seek justice Connie. Grab a barrister from scamwarners.com and sue the crap out of him!

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