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Connie L. Gus
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The lad and his lover are waiting in front of the mosque.

The uncle along with Joojoo's surviving friends must have planned the escape.

Congrats on your Eaterversary Birlic.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Birlic, you and Linotype (amongst many others) keep this alive. As for “his defeat”, I think he’s learned to embrace his homosexuality, the transient nature of money and the futile pursuit thereof – and after all, “Travel broadens the mind”.

I can only imagine the conversations between him and his travelling partner (with some glee on my part), as the look on his partners face was somewhat glum days ago. I’m sure that Linowhatever’s web site will forever seal their friendship far beyond these humble pages

Take two lads, full of confidence, put them in a bag and shake them up. Tip them out, slap them around a bit, and while they’re confused, tug on the strings and watch them flap about trying to apply their egos to the situation. And it is a lad ego thing that’s going on here, that’s what makes this so satisfying. So full of shit, yet so fucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU&list=RDegMWlD3fLJ8&index=44

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wish this bait was more affiliated with the church. Now would be a good time to send out a recipe winner contest for the Octoberfeast version of their newsletter filled to the brim with tons of pictures of savory entrees and appetizers! These dorks seemed pretty well financed in the beginning but I suspect that good food is now a thing of the past for them. A few pics of a nice filet mignon (au poivre or garganzola on the side) / lobster tail (with hand drawn Irish butter) surf & turf combo* with cheddar whipped mashed potatoes a nice helping of steamed asparagus would be quite comforting to a pair of stredded gay lads in the middle of East bumblefuck.

* market price

ETA: since you have his email you could sign him up at Red Lobster and every decent steak house known to man just to remind him how poor he is. Those places blast you with offers right off the bat.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Red Lobster? From some of the pictures I've seen, i think the Blue Lobster might be more his kind of venue pmsl
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 5:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I wish I could say that I get you but I don't. I hit up Google and this is the closest thing I could find that seemed relevant: https://thenextweb.com/socialmedia/2018/08/06/why-the-lobster-emoji-has-become-an-unlikely-ally-to-the-trans-community/

Is that the punchline? Blue balls I get...but lobsters? I will laugh anyway because I am truly laughing AT them and not with them. BTW, actual blue lobsters are amazing. Very rare and often very old....fisherman should always return them to the sea. Not like these lads...they swallowed the hook and deserve to stay there!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, our idiots are alive!... Laughing Laughing Laughing

Larry to Chris:
Quote:
Why didn’t you inform me before hand?, I already went to the location and spent an hour there . I’m back to my Hotel now and i’m Going back to Nigeria tomorrow. Now you have seen that your establishment has been risking my life since day one. Now you’re advising me to stay indoors when I don’t have any money on me. Now I’m in debt since I hoped that you will keep to your words today. You have made me spent the last money I have to transport to that location. How i’m I going to pay for my hotel bills ?

and
Quote:
You will have to return the parcel back to Netherland, back to the sender.

and
Quote:
I ask you again, now that you have made me to come to Benin and spend all my savings how will I go back or how will I pay for the bills am owning . I was think after today’s meeting I will be able to pay for everything from the $2000 you people promised.

===

Chris will respond later. Laughing Laughing Laughing

19.55 - Chris to Lary:
Quote:
Larry,

In these moments, all that matters is your safety! We no longer trust anyone from the local branch in Benin, so all we can do is ask for external help. At this moment, the only reliable people are those of Colonel Anoundu's team in Togo. Do you think you're able to get to Lome tomorrow, for to receive the money directly from the colonel? Of course we will settle all of your expenses, there is no doubt. I hope you understand the delicate position in which our company is now; our license in Nigeria is suspended and we now have another branch office (Benin) dismantled. These things cannot be said in public, we have the obligation to work discreetly and without leaving traces behind us. I really hope that the Togolese police and Colonel's Anoundu team will manage to capture that driver Joojoo. There are some valid indications of where he is hiding. If Joojoo manages to escape from the trap, then it will be extremely serious and we will need to take special measures for your protection.

I hope this night will help you clarify everything and you can make the right decision,
Chris

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
You have made me spent the last money I have to transport to that location. How i’m I going to pay for my hotel bills ?


Answer: Not your problem. His social media presence clearly indicates a pair of affluent metrosexual lads fond of sporting jewellery, leggings, while vaping clouds of possibly carcinogenic smoke til the cows come home, and posing in front of luxurious Kia automobiles (LOL) with Cheshire cat grins expecting unfortold riches from an unsuspecting wealthy maga living among the tulips.

If he is really as affluent as he portrays he would already have countless rewards points willed to him from dead relatives that hit it big in the blood diamond trade. But alas, he must have squandered those in Monaco last year at the film festivals. Now he has no choice but to improvise. Any second now Mary's ditzy friend will have sent him some bitcoin direct and/or a pair of those new and popular pink Dolce & Gabbana rhinestone studded denim scorts with lace buckles via trusty DHL to those friendly newfound neighbors of Larrylolipop! Surely...nothing could go wrong with this plan!

If I was the baiter here and had ample funds I would DHL Overnight a brightly colored card with an envelope that was completely slit across the bottom. The card would say something like "please enjoy all this cash...when I see you I will lick your lolly!".

Honestly, if you have new & complete address info about this neighbor you could setup a scenario in which it appears that the neighbor chopped Larry's dollar. I know the neighbor is an ITP but ruining that relationship would hurt Larry and help the neighbor. You don't even need to involve the neighbor to do it. Just say that the neighbor signed for the goods and let his mistrust do the rest.

I LOVE this bait btw!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The subsequent investigation and gay outing may be better than the safari. Hopefully Mary’s friend, the sender of the package, is cc’d on the investigation and she sees the kiss picture and tells Mary. Of course, this will be a big turn on for Mary and she will want a threesome with the gay lovers to experience it in person.

Great job so far with this bait! Looking forward to the continued adventures of Lollipop.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well at least he's had a nice week away i guess. Shame it won't be longer lol
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Three years of Birlic epics? All praise the Holy Lamb! Chapeau bas!

(Or should that be chapeau baa... baa... baa...?)

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Have mercy on the lad (and keep him from scamming others). Make arrangement to send the package directly to the lads if they whine excessively about going to Lome.

Chris should work on having the Col deliver the parcel to the lad personally. That should only take a day or so to get in touch with the Col as he is busy tracking down JooJoo. Of course the Col will decline as Op Sec (Operational Security) cannot be maintained.

Is it time for Joojoo to send a nice message to the lad from a random Gmail account? JJ does know the hotel and the carpark. Joojoo would not have to sign it as his syntax and shouting are signature elements and since its the bus terminal that the lovers seem to want to take they may be made to find another mode of transportation.

If the lads did actually fly into Cotonou from Lagos, their total mileage is higher as there are no direct flights using a De Havilland Canada Dash 8 or any other planes that I can see. Flights are expensive. About $825 with a three hour layover in LOME.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Birlic, Congratulations on the 3 year eaterversary! Up to many more!

14:08
Mary: Larry what's going on now? Are you still in the same place?
19:06
Larry: What’s up didn’t she send it?
God
Another story ?
😰😰

20:15
Mary: What do you mean another story?
Where have you been?
Larry: Did she send the money
My phone has been down
I think lith pogistics is a scam
??
??

What happened
21:27
Mary: What happened is that she was stopped before she could come in.
Dads orders
😠
The asshole meant imprisonment for me. I don't get to go anywhere, noone gets to come here
I hate him
Larry: God 😩
Mary: No, not Him, it's not His fault
Larry: So what now ?
Mary: I don't know.
Dad is at his poker club now and I want to stay awake until he's back to beg him to let someone visit me
Larry: Please do
Lith pogistics is playing games
When your friend get back
Tell her or both of you should go to their to office and tell them you want the parcel back since the receiver can’t get it .. have already tell them am not interested any more that they should send it back
Mary: I will, but I don't know when she gets back Manny
I don't know what to do
Larry: I regretted this movement
😓
Ate just bread since morning
Mary: 😭

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ LOL!

20.54 - Larry to Chris... our boy is sad and disappointed. Laughing
Quote:
I am going back to my country return the package back to the head office, give me date for my sender to come take it at your office am done with you guys .

21.45 - Honestly, I was expecting another reaction from him... so, Chris writes to him:
Quote:
Hi Larry,
With all due respect, neither I nor you can modify the shipping data. Until we receive other orders from The Sender, the parcel remains to be sent to The Receiver designated in the internal documents. Depending on your answer, we can send the package by air-shuttle to Niamey (Niger) or Douala (Cameroon). Colonel Anoundu and his team will remain in Lome until the parcel will be boarded in the cargo airplane. If you want to receive the parcel in Cotonou, you will have to wait for Joojoo to be captured so that Colonel Anoundu can escort the parcel directly to you at the hotel.
In the coming days I will need your full cooperation regarding the compensations that the company is obliged to pay. This is the financial reward for the inconvenience created by the trip to Benin. In this way, we offer to repair the unpleasant impression created by the actions of the local team in Benin.

Cheers,
Chris

===

In just 20 minutes, Joojoo will return to the scene. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bikeatl77 wrote:
If I was the baiter here and had ample funds I would DHL Overnight a brightly colored card with an envelope that was completely slit across the bottom. The card would say something like "please enjoy all this cash...when I see you I will lick your lolly!".


This is a brilliant idea. The dhl not so much, because that will cost me too much and the sender is registered, so that's not an option, but normal mail, the stamped one, is completely anonymous and costs €1,49. I might just send our lad a nice card with an envelope that's torn at the bottom and scotch-taped closed. Laughing
It will not be there overnight, I don't know how long it will really take, but if it gets there it's just extra frustration for our lad and extra confirmation that his Mary is "real"

Larry: <screenshot from that last mail from Chris>
Mary: What's this all about?
You didn't tell me everything
Larry: This people are criminals
I only told them to send the parcel back
And they said they need to hear from the sender first
They have fooled me enough
Mary: but what about a colonel and capturing that guy
What is going on?
Larry: I borrowed the money i used in coming to this place hoping they will pay for my expenses , but nothing, everything about them is Audio
They said they have captured the criminal that stole the parcel
Babe I don’t believe this people
They are up to something
I am scared here
Mary: Who captured them and what are they going to do now? I don't understand and you hardly tell me anything. I'm so worried here
Larry: When your friend comes both of you should go and take the parcel and send through dhl if truly this people are not criminals
The fact is that they have been fooling me
Don’t you understand
Mary: No I don't
Because you hardly tell me anything
Larry: They fooled me to this place
Mary: I have sent parcels with them many times and nothing like this ever happened
Larry: Then tell them you want your parcel back
I am not sure these people are real
They don’t give numbers
No pictures of anything
I don’t even know how the parcel looks like
Just stores upon stores
Mary: I can't tell them that because I'm not registered as the sender anymore.
I wish I could
Oh my god. how will you get home
Larry: That’s the problem 😩
Am I going to die here? 😢
Mary: 😭😭
Please don't

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

More fun with the moron...

21.45 - Larry to Chris:
Quote:
You will hear from the sender soon, you will take the parcel back to the sender..


22.20 - BABOOM!... message from Joojoo Laughing ... two very "intense graphic" pictures of slaughtered pigs are attached.
Quote:
STUPID PIKIN I GO KOM AFTA UNA NA UR BLOOD GO BI GIVEN FO OGUN
YUR UGLY HEAD WIL SIT ON MA ALTAR NA AM WIL MAKE A NECKLACE OF YUR FINGRS
YU WIL BE CUT IN PIECS DIRCTLEY ON DA STREET IN FRONT OF YUR FRENS
AM HAV ALL DETALIE FO YU AN AM KNOU UERE TO GO IN WARRI AFTA YUR BLOOD
MU GAV EZI NA OGUN !!!!
MU GAV OBARA NA OBATALA !!!!
MU GAV ISI NA OYA NA UKWU NA OBATARISA !!!!
KAIBU OPUPU TO JUJU ON EVER OOOOO !!!!

===

Muhahahaha!

- Larry to Joojoo:
Quote:
Lol this is a big joke

and
Quote:
Come to Warri if you will survive I will give you a meeting place bastard don’t fail to come and if you don’t you the biggest and fullest fool alive

Laughing Laughing Laughing

- Joojoo to our moron... a nice message. Laughing
Quote:
OOOOHH AM WIL COM AFTA YU DIZ NIGT IN OTEL GRACIA
AM KNOU YUR ROOM NUMBA STOOPID GAY AM WIL TAKE YUR HEAD
AM PEEPLE WAITNIG YU IN JON KET GARRE
AM HAV YUR PICTURE NA EVRYBODI KNOU YU AN YUR GAY LUV

YU STIL BREATH AN SHIT BUT YU AR TWO DEED BODIS

I think the 2 lovers have already filled their pants with shit and will try to leave the Garcia Hotel - Jonquet Gare area ... I am convinced that Cotonou is a very friendly city at night, especially for 2 Nigerian idiots who do not speak French! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ love JooJoo but my JooJoo/English translator isn’t working. Can you translate the last 4 lines? I don’t know what it says but I am sure it is good Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ It is an IGBO curse, mixed and processed. Laughing

Larry to Joojoo:
Quote:
You don’t know how to play this game bastard

Joojoo:
Quote:
OOOOHH U CAN JA BUT U CAN NO HIDE
WI BI BEHIND UNA NA WI BI WAITIN FO DI RIGHT TAIM
WI SACRFICED 3 PEEPEL FO DI LOMEE HOSPTAL BUT OGUN STIL REQURES YUR BLOOD
ILL PUT UR HEAD ON OGUN ALTAR NA UR FINGERS GO BI ON MA NECKLINE

DEN WERE DEALIN WIT UR FAMILY

===

22.47 - Larry, again to Chris... he suffer. Laughing Laughing Laughing
Quote:
I think you must be stupid to think I’m going to stay behind and listen to your rubbish after everything that has happened. Your company is a joke and a disgrace for a logistics company. You will hear from my sender.

- Chris responds to Larry... sure, the parcel will be send back to Europe IF the Sender will pay the cost of new shipment. Laughing
Quote:
Hi Emmanuel,
Ok, sure, we will definitely listen to the orders received from Sender. The repatriation costs will be paid by Sender, of course.

Cheers,
Chris

I don't know why, but I think there will be some problems with "repatriation costs".
I am convinced that Mary will not accept this solution, and she will opt for a delivery to Cameroon. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Eaterversary, Birlic. clapping clapping

I love your Igbo curse made in the name of a Yoruba god. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Glad you liked the compromised letter idea Linoline. It didn't originate from me. I know it was used in really old baits by the likes of Shivermetimbers and DSW I think but the concept never seems to age. Another angle along the same lines could be used to out our dynamic duo. Maybe Mary sends one or more terse complaints to pithy log about how badly they are treating her dear lollipop. She insists that they compensate her loser scammer hero by sending compensation to the neighbor's postal address. Then Joojoo and his highly skilled band of hackers intercept said email from the lithy pog servers. Now they have that mailing address. Not long after, the neighbor's receive one or more envelopes via snail mail from Joojoo containing print outs of that now famous gay kiss. I'd WU some of the funds to execute that modality if it wasn't ripe with fraud.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 5:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

MorganleFay wrote:
I love your Igbo curse made in the name of a Yoruba god. Laughing

Can be also a Yoruba curse, but who really knows? Laughing Laughing Laughing
===

Yesterday, very late in the night - 23.53 - Looks like our guys didn't feel very well in the hotel room, because Larry wrote to Chris:
Quote:
My sender is entitled not to pay any repatriation cost because you people failed to inform her that you don’t operate in the country she paid for the parcel to be delivered to. Secondly even after I agreed to come here you people failed also to get my parcel making me to spend all my savings. If it’s left for me I will make sure your company is disbanded and canceled because like I said before you’ll are a joke and a disgrace for a company. I’m already back in Nigeria and heading home. So you people have no right to ask my sender to pay any repatriation cost or anything or sort

- If it is true that they left for Nigeria at the middle of the night, then it means that Joojoo's messages have been taken seriously. Laughing Laughing Laughing
===

Wednesday:

06.20
- Chris to Larry:
Quote:
Larry,
In any kind of contractual relationship, respect imposes respect and politeness imposes politeness!
Even if you are a client, and even if our company policy is that "The client is always right!", It is not honest for you to talk to me in this naughty and rude tone. I believe that I really have tried to do everything so that the delivery of your package will be made with maximum operability, and the fact that the people of Benin have deceived our expectations is not my fault. You agree with me? In these circumstances, I believe that our collaboration will be strictly limited to this delivery operation. Like any shiping operation, the repatriation costs are the responsibility of the Sender, and the fact that you believe in something else only makes me wonder if you are living in reality, or in a dream?

Since I did not receive any order from Sender, the package will depart today to the first available destination (Niamey or Douala), depending on the flight schedule of the air shuttlers. As a Receiver, you will be informed about the place of storage, the conditions for taking over the parcel and all other necessary details. As a last remark from me, you should have refused to wait for a delivery agent (who turned out to be a criminal) and you should have gone straight to the warehouse to pick up the parcel from the local director. You would have avoided all the logistics problems and would have solved everything in just 24 hours.

Cheers,
Chris

- Of course, the repatriation costs will not be paid; the Sender (Marry's friend) will refuse to do so and will accuse "the incompetence of that idiot who is not able to pick up a parcel from a fixed address". Laughing
- The parcel will reach Douala-Cameroon, which is relatively close to the town (Warri) where our dear Larry lives. This will be a permanent temptation for him, even if he initially refuses to travel. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Birlic wrote:
My sender is entitled not to pay any repatriation cost because you people failed to inform her that you don’t operate in the country she paid for the parcel to be delivered to. [b]Secondly even after I agreed to come here you people failed also to get my parcel making me to spend all my savings. [size=18]If it’s left for me I will make sure your company is disbanded and canceled because like I said before you’ll are a joke and a disgrace for a company.


Perhaps Larry can be added to Jayhawk's class action against P-Log?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He does seem to have more resources than the average scammer. The video on the plane, then the sudden ability to go back to Niaja at the drop of a hat. Still at least some of those resources are gone now lol
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Yeah, it seems that our boy spent some money on this trip. Laughing

Of course, the Togo police have deciphered the "code" from Joojoo's phone... Chris will get all those "obscene messages" + that picture with the gay kiss.
Larry will have to explain everything. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Now that's a rant i want to see lol
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

08.45 - The Colonel writes to Chris:
Quote:
The togolese police managed to decipher the driver's phone code. Stop
He appears to have had some gay relationships with your client Toch****. Stop
Our informants say that the driver Joojoo is no longer in Togo. Stop
It seems he is heading for Nigeria. Stop
Someone close to him heard something about blood revenge. Stop
We have no other details at this time. Stop
The parcel TRK545426*** will be shipped in cargo to Douala at 12.30am. Stop
The team retires to the Mali base. Stop

- Now I'm waiting for Larry to get in touch with Chris again, in order to "clear" some "weird" aspects of the relationship between him and Joojoo Laughing
- Were they just "lovers"? Or is Larry complicit with Joojoo and they together planned to rob the parcel and defraud the insurance company? Laughing
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11.19 - AM WIL BI IN WARI SOONE Laughing Laughing Laughing ... Joojoo writes to our idiot.
Quote:
MA PEOPEL FO WARI SAY YUR ADRES ON EFRUN SAPEL ROUD IZ NOT EXACTE EXACTE
BUT SOMEON FO DA LOCAL CHURCH RECOGNZED YU FO DA GAY PHOTOS OOOOHHHHHH
WI ALREDI KNOU DHAT YU HAV 2 OR 3 CLOSE FRENS NA YU AR LIVIN WID YUR FAMELY OOOOOHHHHH
AM HAVE TU PAY FO YUR HEAD SO SOM FO YUR NEIGHBORES WIL SELL YU FO LITTEL LITTEL MONI
Larry's full name AM WIL FUK FUK YUR BIG LIPS BIFOR PUT YUR CUT HEAD ON MA ALRTAR
YUR GAY LUV full #2 idiot's name WIL DIE TOO NO WORRI OOOOHHHHH

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- My travel agency: Akure-Kamba; Akure-Bohicon; Bamako-Siguiri; Banjul-Basse; Banjul-Dakar; Banjul-Karang; BeninCity-Lagos; Brikama-Basse; Brikama-Dakar; 2xBrikama-Karang; Cotonou-Djougou; Lagos-Abuja; Lagos-Bamako; Lagos-Bida; 7xLagos-Cotonou; Lagos-Lome; 2xLagos-Seme; Warri-Cotonou;
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