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Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:13 pm

AverageChef wrote:

Also, a goat should be added somewhere on the website

On behalf of stunt goats everywhere, we shall expect union rates ...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Apr 2016 Posts: 56

At the risk of putting everyone off their cocoa or other night time beverage...... Mary really needs to question the health of his trouser sausage!!!!!

He clearly caught something off the goat or lover boy, she's not going to be letting her near to her letterbox until he's had a doctor take a look at that.

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:37 pm

Well I'm in a gay relationship in RL and even i didn't look that closely lol bleuurrrgh! puke

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:38 pm

^^ agreed, he definitely needs to seek treatment. To further embarass, Mary should tell him that she forwarded the close up junk pics to her family doctor who confirms that he may have genital warts or some other STD which is probably the truth. I'm surprised he sent that pic. Something is clearly wrong. Of course, he'll ask for a Steam card or whatever so he can go to the doctor etc.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^ Well, I'm no expert on the male anatomy, but I have seen enough todgers in real life and in the numerous dick pics that I used to get unsolicited (lol) to suggest those lumps and bumps are just small veins, etc and are part of the normal expanded member.

Anyway, it would be fun to suggest to him otherwise, if a bit cruel on top of everything else.😁

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Nov 2012 Posts: 68

I just binged the entire thing, PMSL

bikeatl77 wrote:

^^^ I wish I could say that I get you but I don't. I hit up Google and this is the closest thing I could find that seemed relevant: https://thenextweb.com/socialmedia/2018/08/06/why-the-lobster-emoji-has-become-an-unlikely-ally-to-the-trans-community/

Is that the punchline? Blue balls I get...but lobsters? I will laugh anyway because I am truly laughing AT them and not with them. BTW, actual blue lobsters are amazing. Very rare and often very old....fisherman should always return them to the sea. Not like these lads...they swallowed the hook and deserve to stay there!

Haven't heard of blue lobsters, but I dare say that Larry would be 'right at home' at a certain Blue Oyster bar....

(don't know if it's just my system, but the facebook link in 'his' website doesn't actually lead to his account- or he's closed it down???)

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:18 pm

^^^ thats what i meant lol

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:23 pm

^^ the website Linoline provided to us here on Eater is just a mirror for us to enjoy. All references to real life info such as actual names, address, phone, social media accounts etc. has been scrubbed so the lad doesn't find this thread on Eater via Google or "lad huggers" (Eater users that contact the lad and tell them they are being baited). The real website with all the deets went to Larry and all across lad land for maximum damage.

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:44 pm

^^^ I still want to see that damage in his response. To see him totally broken. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:57 pm

There was a time when everyone was afraid of Badgers (someone pretending to be a lad.) and The One That Cannot Be Named. I have never seen or heard of a Badger but am still afraid of typing in TOTCBN's real name. This guy had a Wikipedia entry that was frightening and Eater would not let his name be posted anywhere. Maybe someone can PM me the name because I forgot it.

Back to our lad. I am not a doctor but do play one here. I think its contact dermatitis caused by excessive interaction with Ms Sandy Palm and her five sisters. Chronic use of WD-40 as a lubricant does not help the lad. I would suggest that the lad keeps the affected member covered in a mixture of hydrochloric acid and straight bleach to prevent secondary infections.

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

Sending out more emails for Larry this evening.

Got a quick response from a lad who wants a phone call to discuss the solicitation

mrjamesd9 AT gmail.com

Quote:

CALL ME 08037929987

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

I suspect that cutehooks321 at gmail.com is looking for money from Larry

Quote:

Hello how are you doing today?
brother i cant wait for us to meet and i will be happy brother

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:25 am

Cammy wrote to four "satisfied customers" with a very similar message to the one Larry received, but with the first paragraph amended slightly to give a little personalisation. Subject headings were also different for each one; for example, our very religious Lad's subject is "YOU ARE DOING GOD'S WORK!"

I had a thought while composing the messages; suppose Cammy offers to sponsor Larry? He'd probably be very suspicious, but she could then say that she's sending the money to other activists (such as the Satisfied Customers or some other "deserving" Lad such as, say, any Lad(s) who've been safari'd lately) for disbursement to members of The Cause...

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:42 am

^^^

Larry has been quiet. I didn't expect anything different. He doesn't know how to block someone on hangouts, so that must be a pain for him.

Meanwhile messages are slowly sent out. Only a few every time, because a few accounts of mine are already blocked from sending messages now Rolling Eyes

info at randmerchantbnk.com

Quote:

bros abeg you get old jobs? my name na chima, i dey Johannesburg ,

I didn't get many visitors yet on the site unfortunately. Since yesterday afternoon I have added a tracker to the code. There are a few who downloaded a picture though. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:55 am

He will be even happier when that letter finally reaches him... with the damaged envelope and the money already stolen. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:07 am

oooh you're right. I already forgot about that Laughing

I hope it gets there soon

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Oct 2019 Posts: 49

Has there been any talk of the lads getting married? I'd like to send them a personalised card

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Mar 2019 Posts: 39

It looks like this has already been suggested before, but what about creating a sincere looking thread in the Romance section of Nairaland? Pretend to be Okon*** and talk about how great it feels to be finally coming out of the closet and telling everybody how happy you are with your new lover Fe*** and include the kissing picture.

The thread will probably get deleted quickly, but it will also help to get their names out there.

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 4:22 pm

I blasted out his website to 406 lads yesterday and have been sending it via Messenger. I have just under 5000 FB friends and as soon as I get a dick pic, which is about every 5 minutes I send the website URL and ask them to compare. Unfortunately the preview on Messenger for the website mentions Gay Life but does show him standing in the nude.

More lads will get Larry's pride and joy as soon as my ASEM account resets. The last bunch of emails were sent using a spoofed return address to a dead server. Today's lads will receive a regular return address so that I can read their
responses and share them here.

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 5:27 pm

Top notch baiting Very Happy

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

I've decided to mix things up with the format I'm sending out, now painting Larry to be the passive partner in the proposed relationship. Borrowing from an old Shorty format, I'm now mass mailing the following

Warning: NSFW

Quote:

I hail you my gay oga!

I beg you to take me as your batty boy. I try to do guy, but I'm not fit to reach bar.

I know your secret, that you are a homosexual. I do gay too! I would love to suck your amu and let you spam in my mouth and all over my face. I like it like that.

I can dress like a girl and be your wife. You can fork my yansh as much as you like love.

I am handsome and get hard thinking of you. I've attached pictures so you can think of forking me well well my gay love.

Abeg you call me so we can set up our date soonest. My number is +234xxxxxxxxxx

If you local come see me at xxxxx xxxxxxx Road, Warri, Delta State, Nigeria

My facebook is xxxxxxxx

I beg you help me chair, I don surfer greatly

One Love
Larry

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

Apparently williammarkson7070 at gmail.com doesn't want to be Larry's gay oga

Quote:

You're a big full okay, fuck you beach, do you think I'm a m0ther fucker that you can fuck around with

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:15 pm

Anything from larry?

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:48 pm

Cammy got an reply from wilsonclark3410 AT gmail.com, and it's not an angry outburst; however...

Quote:

Okay. What is in it for me? I wish to travel down if you can assist? Wilson

If I play my cards right, maybe he could be chosen for a care and assistance package?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 5:28 pm

I don't get any replies anymore from Larry. He reads Mary's messages but doesn't respond.
The visitor rates on the site are slowly building. I didn't have time to send out more promotional mails, but I will later today.

I got a few responses

info at metrosafe.eu

Quote:

what are you saying ? why you wanna see me

When I encouraged him to view the site

Quote:

wat is it all about ? u want steal my password?

Quote:

ok make i come see u

tweedieandrew66 at gmail.com was very satisfied with my work of art

Quote:

If u send me dis nonsense again if i locate u catch u i go beat u like
thief, From tody i go day find u for Sapele Road any day i see u i go
fuck u UP... Dis ur stupid life.
i go share dis ur photo 4 group and tell men to make sure say hand touch U...

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