Lollypop, lollypop... Gay lads kissing (NSFW)

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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:36 pm

For €20,000 I'd want a pink ribbon on it. He's getting off lightly Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 6:45 pm

Friday
[/color]Larry: Is this how relationships works?
I have always want to satisfy you
<missed call from larry>
Now you ignoring me right now
?
You called me your man
You don’t trust me
Are you telling me if I don’t send you picture you won’t give me the money ?
Now you telling me fuck this 🤦🏽‍♂️
You made me did what I have never done all because of love
And you have the gut to say fuck this? Right?
<missed call from larry>
I love you ❤️
Mary: Love you too Larry. You're making me cry
Larry Honey I was not happy
Caused you promise me already
But it’s okay
Don’t fail tomorrow okay ?
Mary: I won't if you won't
Larry: But you like the previous ones I sent right
Mary: Of course I do
😍
Larry: 💋💋💋
How are you doing tigay
Today
Mary: I was fine until you started being mean
Larry: Am sorry babe
I miss you so much 😩❤️
Mary: me too Larry 😢
Larry: Honey i don’t it when you make me feel bad
It’s hurts me
Mary: me too
I don't like it at all. And you promised me something that you didn't do
And then you started being mean about it
Larry: But I did I sent you pictures
Mary: 😢
Not what you promised
You were hiding your face and you promised to make them extra sexy, like some nice posing, but you didn't
Larry: Okay will try my best later for you babe
Mary: Today?
Larry: I cherish your happiness a lot
Yes
When will you go to bed today ?
Mary: 😊
In one or two hours I think
Larry: Okay babe
I didn’t go home
Am in a friends house
Mary: 😞
You can go home soon
Larry: Will snap it later
Mary: when?
Larry: Today
The pic I sent today it was his place I took it
In his bathroom
Mary: I noticed the different surrounding
wait, mom calls me. I'll be back
😘
Larry: Okay babe 💋💋
<video of a round butt twerking on a guy's lollipop (I really need eyebleach after this bait)>
Mary: If that is you I'm seriously going to kill you
Larry: 🤤🤤🤤🍆🍆🍆 💦 🍑🍑😋😋
Lol that not me
A friend sent me lol
I got a woman already
Mary: I don't need to see nobody elses dick
Larry: Why will I do such
Was just showing you the style
Not the dick dummy 😹😹
Mary: It was visible anyway
I was hoping you'd send me some more of you
Larry: Can you do that style
The bathroom bulb is bad
It’s dark in there
Hold on
Mary: You know what, make me a few and send to me in the morning
With good light and sexy poses 🤩🤩
After taht I'll go to the bank
And, no I can't do that, but I guess there's time to learn
Larry: He has fix the light
Mary: that was quick
😂
Larry: I told him it’s too dark in and I want to poo 😹😹
So he has to fix it
He took the kitchen build and fix it in the bathroom
Want to snap now
Hold
Mary: funny you
😂😂😂
Larry: <picture>
🤤🤤🤤💦🍆
Mary: fuck that's hot
lose the towel please
😛👅
Larry: Your man is hot for just you alone babe 👅👅💦
Mary: 😘
Larry: <2 more pictures>
Baby am done
Are you wet 💦🤤
Mary: fuck yeah
Larry: Gone suck your boobs so good 🤤
Mary: 🔥🔥🔥
Larry: Lick your Pussy till your legs start shaking 🤤🤤
Mary: wow
Larry: Am gonna be nasty for you babe 👅👅
You like anal sex ?
Why delaying before replying
Mary: 😬
never done that
because my mom is around and I have to make sure she doesn't come in
*moodkiller
🙄
Larry: You gone like it when I give it to you
🤤🤤
Am horny babe 😩😩
Mary: me too Larry
but you're too big for my butt
Larry: Can’t wait to grab you
It will enter 🤤🤤
Mary: oh god. you gotta be careful with that shit. I've never done that and you're huge
Larry: I know how I will do it babe 🤤🤤
Trust your man
I want blow job
What are you putting on ?
Mary: wait
Larry: Where are you going?
Mary: Making a picture for you
Larry: Okay babe
👅👅
Mary: <underwear pic from my character>
Larry: Sweet 🤤🤤🤤
But you complain about me covering my face
What did you do
Mary: sorry, couldn't get it right with the flash, this was the only one that worked a little
Larry: Your shape is too perfect babe 😍😍
You have a perfect body 👅👅🤤
Okay I understand
Mary: 😍
Thanks cutee
You're sizzling hot yourself
Larry: But try and understand me too when I tell you something, it will make us a perfect and long lasting relationship
Mary: I know. I want that too. Didn't I make it clear?
Larry: Team forever babe ❤️ 🔐
That’s our motto ❤️💋
Mary: Absolutely
We're going to have so much fun together
Oh, wait, before I forget, you didn't send me your address yet
Larry: Yes we are 😍😍
Will do that tomorrow
When I get home
Mary: Don't you know your own address? 😂😂😂
Larry: 😹😹😹😹
Mary: Have you been smokin again?
💨😂
Larry: Yeah 😹😹
Don’t tell me am high 😹😹
Mary: Damn... again without me
Larry: Don’t worry I owe you a lot of smoking class when you come 🤯🤯 💨 😹
Mary: absolutely. Don't forget!
😉
no blow without a blow
😂
Larry: 😹😹😹
I will give you the pipe one too 🤤
Mary: 😂😂😂😂
I'm going to get some beautysleep and I'll go to the bank early in the morning
😘
And if you're in the mood to make more sexy pictures for me then I'd like that a lot
🤩😘😍
Larry: Okay baby
Yeah sure I will be surprising you sometimes 😍
You got the bank address right ?
Mary: Yes i have it
<his account>
Larry: Yeah
Alright babe dream about us okay 💏
Love you so much
Mary: I will
Love you too Larry
😘
Larry: 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
If I could pick any woman in the world to spend every moment of the rest of my life with it would be you. If I had a choice to have all the treasures in the world or spend my life with you, I would not even think twice... I would be with you. I am not sure how I got so lucky to have you as my woman but I know I am the luckiest man alive, because I am with you. Good morning my queen ❤️💋

Saturday September 21
Mary: Good morning Larry
What's that notification I see about history
Larry: How is my baby doing
It’s a mistake yesterday when I was trying to rename your name
Mary: Didn't even know that's possible
I'm fine cutee
Are you home now?
Larry: I was unable to do it though
No still at my friends place I want to go home with the money
Can’t keep telling him stories
That’s why
How was your night?
Mary: I understand
And I'm going to the bank today, like I promised
Larry: I know you won’t fail me babe 💋💋
Mary: My night was fine. I dreamed about you pinning me to the was and fucking me senseless with that big dick
😊
Larry: Awww 🤤🤤🍆👅
Mary: Wall*
Larry: And I really want to do that to you 😉😗
Mary: I want that too Larry
Larry: The dream will definitely come to pass 🤤
Mary: But now I'm getting in the shower so I can go to the bank as soon as they open
😘
Larry: Alright sweetheart
💋💋💋
Mary: Have a great day. And please send me more sexy pics while I'm gone 😉😁😝👅
Larry: Okay babe will send you one when you return from the bank
Mary: I'm back
They needed some routing number or swift out iban. The info you gave me was not complete, so if you send that along with the more pics I'll go back this afternoon
😘
Larry: But that’s my bank details
Okay hold on let me get another another account
Honey bitcoin would have been the best
No stress
all you have to do is to get to the bitcoin atm
Machine that is closer to you ...,and when you get there the machine is just like normal cashless card machine..you program the amount of bitcoin you want to buy and they next step is to put out your phone number for a confirmation code that will be send to your phone to ensure that you buying a bitcoin ..,then after that when will text you a code and you type the code on the machine to accept that you request a bitcoin then the second step is to scan the QR code I will send to you and after you scan the QR code you going to put the amount of bitcoin you want to buy in cash into the machine they will now send it to me instantly
No stress
You would have send the money by now
Just that they take charges too
Mary: That sounds complicated and I told you that thing is not close here. Do you have the other bank details for me?
If you wait too long it'll be Monday before I can go back
Larry: Okay wait
Let me get the account
Mary: Ok
Larry: <new pork>
Send receipt when you done okay
Will send pics when you come back
Larry: <more pork>
Babe use this one
Don’t use the first one
What are you doing?
<missed call>
Now you delaying
Mary: I'm not delaying, I was having lunch
Larry: Okay
Mary: It's not your account. Whose account is this
Larry: My friend here
Use the last one I sent
Mary: Can he be trusted?
Larry: Yes babe
Mary: It's a lot of money
Larry: His here
We are close
Don’t worry about that
Mary: Ok. No problem. I'll send it there
😘
Larry: Okay babe send receipt when you done💋💋
Mary: You didn't give me your address yet cutee
Larry: Yeah I know will do that later
Go to the bank
Mary: That's what you said yesterday and I want you to give it to me
Larry: I will today
Mary: So when the stuff I ordered arrives I can send it immediately to you
Larry: There’s still time for that
Will send it in the evening
Mary: Then just send it. You know where you live right
Larry: Honey go to the bank
That’s the most important thing now
I need to go home
Mary: You don't trust me?
Larry: Of course I do
Why did you ask
I need to the full address from my landlord too
Collect
That’s why I haven’t sent it
I will send it later today when I get home
That’s not a problem
Where are you now
Mary: You know your address
You just don't want to give it to me
Larry: Lol is it not funny
Mary: No it's not funny
Larry: Why will I be hiding it from you if I know it
Mary: You want my money but not my gifts. What's wrong with you
Larry: I know the area name
But not the sure about the number
I don’t understand
You said the package will get to you by next week
Mary: No I don't understand either
Larry: I said I will give you the address later when I get home
And ask my landlord for the house number
Mary: And you said earlier that you'd give it to my yesterday evening
Larry: Cause it’s not on any walls around
I haven’t gone home yet 😩😩
How many times have told you this 🤦🏽‍♂️
Mary: You're giving me excuses. Anybody knows their own address. Even my 3 year old cousin knows hers
Larry: So what now
?
Is address important right now ?
I swear I don’t know it
Mary: Now you give me the address and I'll go to the bank
Larry: There’s something wrong here
Mary: And what's that?
Larry: Who am I talking to
?
I want to call you
Now
Me wanting to send you gifts is a problem?
Mary: Consuela is here
Larry: Is the gift there with you now ?
God
Why are you like this
Mary: like what? generous in spoiling my man?
Larry: I have to ask my landlord for the full address babe
Send the money let me go home
Mary: fine. be like that
You are the one delaying the address
Larry: Are you not going to the bank ?
Why are you suffering me
Is this love?
Mary: I promised you I would go didn't I?
Larry: Why are you acting like this?
Are you going to the bank
?
It’s a question
Mary: DId I promise you I would?
Larry: Yes or no
I can sense something
Mary: Did I promise you I would go today?
yes or no?
Larry: Yes
Mary: then that's your answer
😘
Larry: Then start going
Look at the time
Mary: It's only 2pm, banks aren't closing yet.
Ahmed is here in 10 minutes
Larry: Babe go now so I will get it today
Mary: 10 minutes I just told you
Larry: Am tired of this place
Okay
Immediately I get home am sending you the address
Mary: You promised me more pictures if I went to the bank. I went, but you didn't send me more. I hope you'll do that before I get back
because I really really love them
Larry: When you get back and send the receipt I will 💋
Am glad you do babe 🤤💋
Am all yours babe
❤️💯
Mary: now you're changing your promise. You promised if I'd go to the bank, and I went but you didn't do it yet
😞
I'll go anyway
gtg now. Ahmed is here
Larry: But you haven’t send the money yet
I promise
Mary: not my fault
Larry: Okay babe 💋💋
😘
Love you
Mary: Love you too. I just got home. The money is transferred, the bank said it should be in your account in three business days
Larry: Send receipt
They didn’t give you receipt
Mary: What receipt?
Larry: The receipt of the money you sent
How am I going to claim the money here
They should give you receipt
Didn’t you fill any teller?
Mary: They do that on a computer here, they don't give s receipt
Larry: God
Mary: When you go to your bank you see the amount that is transferred into your account. My name is on the transfer
Larry: No
They don’t do it like that
Mary: Mary .... fullname
Larry: We can’t just go to the bank like that
🤦🏽‍♂️
Mary: Huh? Why not?
We can. Show id and access the money. Simple as that
Larry: In every bank transactions they give receipt
Not here
We don’t do that here
Mary: Have you ever been in Europe?
Every country here that I know of works like this
Larry: But I need to prove to show that the money have been sent
Tell them to send you the receipt
Go back babe
I told you this before you left
How on earth you want me to go to the bank without receipt
They will look at me as a mad person
Ask them for the receipt
Without that I can’t collect any money
Mary: It s your friends account. He won't need a slip to access it
Larry: God
Mary: I told you, my name is on the transfer
He'll recognise it
Larry: Listen to me for once
Go back now before it will be too late
Tell them you need receipt to show to the person you sending the money to
What’s this
You suppose to know about this
Mary: No I'm not supposed to know
Nobody ever needed this before
Larry: Honey I can’t get That money without the receipt
Mary: Fuck. I thought you said this was safe
Larry: That’s how it works here
The bank suppose to give you receipt
Just go and take the receipt that’s all
Tell them to print it out for you
That’s all
That is what I will show to the bank
Mary: They are not supposed to give that. They never do that here
Larry: I can see you didn’t send any money then
Mary: I can see you're acting like an idiot that doesn't know how things work here
Larry: In my life I have not seen When someone sent money in bank without them giving out receipt
Mary: I put my ass or for you. Don't you realise this can get me in serious trouble?
Fuck. I've been so stupid
Larry: Alright calm down, it hasn’t gone to that
Mary: Shit. He's going to find out and I'm toast
Larry: This is what I want you to do, please go back to the bank and request they should give you a receipt for the transaction you just did
They will understand and give it to you
Just snap and send it
Mary: THEY DON'T GIVE RECEIPTS HERE
Fuck
Ahmed is gone with my dad now. I'm stuck here
Fuck this mess. I'm dead tomorrow
FUCK
Larry: Why
I need to talk to you
They need to give you evidence of payment
Did you include your email when you are filling the transaction details
Check your email
What’s going on
Baby
Babe
Hope you good ?
🥺🥺
Mary: I'm not good. I'm having a splitting headache
Larry: Why babe
What happened
What where you saying about your dad
Mary: I'm stressed out
Larry: Is it because of the bank you went to?
Mary: Because you made me lose 20000
And what if they'll find out?
Larry: How did you lose it
You said three working days it will show here
If it didn’t you will go back and let them
You can’t lost that money
Why would you say that
Or is there something you ain’t telling me ?
Mary: You said you can't pick it up, so it's lost right?
Larry: No it haven’t
Let’s wait till Wednesday
You said three working days
The reason I wanted the receipt is to show my friend
He thinks am lying that you didn’t sent any money
That’s why I want to show him
So if we wait till Wednesday it didn’t come you will go back and ask them why
So let’s wait
Since you said you send it
I trust you 💯
But don’t make me look stupid babe
Mary: Yes I did. I took a big risk for you
Don't make me regret it
Larry: The only mistake you did was not snapping it when they said they have sent it or you would have told them you need prove to show the person you sending it to
But it’s okay babe
Am sure I will get it
Let’s wait
Mary: Are you sure?
I can't think straight right now. My head hurts too much
Larry: Am sorry babe 💋💋
Am lean on me
I got you babe ❤️💯
Am sorry for the stress okay
Have you eaten ?
Mary: No. I feel too sick right now. I'm going to try to get some sleep
goodnight
😘
we'll talk tomorrow
Larry: I love you babe
💋💋💋💋💋
Mary: love you too larry
😘😘😘😘😘

Sunday September 22
Larry: 💋💋💋
Good morning babe ❤️ 🌹 💋
Baby
Is everything okay?
Mary: Mom dragged me to a boring garden party today and she's been on my neck the whole fucking time
Missed you bunches
😘

Monday September 23
Larry: Have missed you so much 😩😩
I really need a deep hug right now from you sweetheart
Sleep tight babe
Love you 😘
Mary: I'd need a little more than a hug. I'm still stressed
Did the money arrive yet?
Larry: Not yet babe
How was your night babe
Mary: It was ok
I'd feel so much more better when it arrives and I know I won't get in trouble over it
How are you?
Larry: Let’s wait more
Am not fine miss you
Mary: Missed you too. It's the waiting that stresses me
Larry: But they told you I will get it right ?
How was your night
Mary: Yes the bank said that
But you said you wouldn't
😬
Larry: I will since you sent it
Because they always give receipt here if you do any transaction that’s why I was asking for the receipt
Mary: I know but it doesn't work like that here
Larry: Okay babe I will get it then
Ok
Mary: Are you home now?
Larry: If I don’t get in three working days as you said then you will go and ask them why okay
Mary: Yes of course
Larry: No babe not home yet
😞😞
Mary: I don't wanna be in trouble but I don't want you to be either so just happy I can help
😘
Larry: We won’t get into trouble why saying that babe ?
Mary: I mean I don't want to get in trouble of they find out about you
And i don't want you to be in trouble with your landlord
Larry: Okay babe 💋💋
I don’t want to lose you not in this world
Mary: 😘😘😘
You won't. Not if it's up to me
Larry: Same here babe 💯
Mary: 😊
Got some more pics for me?
I really love them
Larry: What are you doing now
Mary: Gives me some incentive to practice twerking, which is seriously hard to do
Not paying attention during my lesson 😁
Larry: lol baby don’t force yourself if you can’t okay
Or I can teach you when you come 😋
Mary: Thought you couldn't do it
Larry: lol but I have a clue
🌚
Mary: And i wanna do that twerking thing you showed me the other day when we're together so I need to practice
Larry: 😊 okay
You are using music to practice?
Mary: not yet. I need to learn the basic moves first
But I still like your pics 😁😁😁
Larry: 👅👅😋😋
You get wet when you look at them?🤤
Mary: You betcha
💋💋💋
Larry: Your waist is sexy 😋
😘
Mary: Thanks. Guess the workouts pay off
Larry: All that belongs to me 😋😋
Mary: Absolutely
And you're trying to distract me from the pictures
😉
Don't think I didn't notice
😂
Larry: Lol how
Mary: By changing the topic
😝
Larry: Lol but I didn’t notice
Mary: Pics Larry 😉 focus
Larry: Am not home yet babe
Mary: Didn't stop you last time
Larry: Then it was just me and him now his guys are around
The ones that lives with him
So no free space yet
I just want to go home 😩
Babe chill am all yours
Am here with you
We in this forever ❤️💯🔐
Mary: I know
Larry: Nobody going anywhere
Mary: But I'm bored now and i love to see you
Larry: Am not alone here let me send you a dope pic

Mary: Hawt!
Now lose the clothes 😂😂😂
Larry: 😹😹😹
That’s not today picture
Mary: Doesn't matter. Lose em anyways
😁
Larry: Babe when am alone will make a picture for you
Mary: Boring
Larry: Babe you know if am at home I will do anything for you 😘😘
Relax okay
I got you 4L
Mary: I know
Thought you could help me out here like I'm helping you
Larry: You don’t understand your man most times
And I don’t like it
Mary: I understand
But you always tell me later but you don't do it later
And I don't like that
Larry: I do it
Mary: 🙄🙄
We'll see
Can your friends twerk?
Larry: No
They are boys
Mary: Doesn't matter 😁
I thought maybe they could show me😂
Ahw you left... Now I have to think of another way to amuse myself 😜
Larry: Am here 🙄
None can twerk
What do you mean 🙄
Babe
What are you doing?
Mary: I was actually trying to pay attention to my lessons for a change
Larry: Oh okay
Are you done with lectures?
Babe
Mary: Yes I am, but I still have homework to do
Larry: Okay
Have you had lunch
Mary: Yes I did
Larry: how is your day going?
Just tired 😓 still waiting for the money 😩
Mary: Three business days they said. You told me to be patient but you're making me nervous with your behaviour now
Larry: Babe I know
Am just tired of this place
Sorry if I made you nervous
Mary: I know and I want you to go home
Larry: 💋💋💋
Mary: 💋
Larry: Baby
Mary: Cutee
Larry: How are you
Mary: I'm ok. It's later now 😉

I'll spare you the lollypops, but I'm building quite the collection

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:31 pm

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:00 pm

I just received a PM and the first thing I thought was... damn I'm getting slapped by a mod for posting too much word porn. Note to mods, please give me a message if it's getting too bad and I'll do some more censor. I purposely don't post the lollypops.

On another facilitary note.. another bait of mine recently got rumbled because the lad found eater. It is moved to premium, so for all of you who don't have access there, please make sure you do Laughing

You might have noticed I suddenly call my lad Larry. I changed the name in all the posts because the name I used for him is too close to his real name. If we want to keep the lads away we need to be careful in posting. I thought I was, but apparently not enough yet.

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:27 pm

WARNING!!! EXPLICIT CONTENT UP AHEAD (not the lollypop, but close)

Monday September 24
Mary: I'm ok. It's later now 😉
Larry: I miss you
Mary: miss you too
Larry:

... What is it with lads and red underwears? Laughing

Mary: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
too much clothes 😉
Larry: Cumma suck 🍆 👅👅
💦
Mary: Oh yeah
👅👅👅
hey where did you go?
Larry: Babe am here
I am rapping weed
Should I rap for you?
Mary: Yes please but I would really love you to drop the boxers first
Then Im gonna have some fun as well tonight
👅💋
Larry: That pic was since afternoon when no one was around
The house is occupied now
💋💋
Mary: Then you should've made the right one this afternoon. You promised to do it for me after I went to the bank and I went there days ago and every time you tell me later and you never do
Larry: That's not funny
What’s up with you
Haven’t i send several pictures
Mary: What's up with me? That you made a promise that you don't keep
Larry: I don’t understand and I fulfill every promise I promise you
Don’t act up
Have fulfill all
Mary: No
for days you're promising to send it after I went to the bank but you never did
Larry: Jesus christ
Didn’t I send you pic on Friday
Mary: The name is Mary
Larry: Haven’t I send today too
Besides am not yet at home
Mary: too much clothes and you know it
Larry: Can’t you understand 🔊
Mary: YES I DO UNDERSTAND BUT YOU WERE ALONE EARLIER BUT YOU DIDN"T DO THE ONE YOU PROMISED
Larry: I did
Mary: too much clothes
And you know it
Larry: But it’s sexy
Mary: Damn right it iss
I'm going in the shower now and get myself off
enjoy your blow
Larry:

The lollypop isn't really visible, but close, so behind a click link

Baby when I am home I will do lots for you
Trust me
You know when am home I do send
Mary: Now you're getting there, just a little more
💋👅
SEXY
Larry: When I get home honey 💋💋
More will come 👅💋
For now use this ones 💋💋
Mary: why are you being like this now?
Larry: Honey please understand me
Let me get home
I will definitely send it to you
Mary: You promised to send it after I went to the bank. You need to understand me
Larry: But I have send two now
That’s the one I promised
I wasn’t going to go nude in the one I promised
That’s it
Mary: yes you were
Larry: I wasn’t I didn’t said so
I just said I will send you pic when you get back
Mary: wow seriously?
Larry: Babe understand me
Mary: oh of course I understand you
Larry: I have not get the money yet and I am not home yet
Mary: maybe I didn't say I wanted to visit you and have a nice vacation for you but merely go on a shopping spree
😡 dammit. why are guys always lying
Larry: 🤦🏽‍♂️
You so annoying
Mary: and you such a liar
Larry: You know very well I have not get the money yet and you know very well that am not at home
Then why doing this to me
Am not a liar
Mary: Then you shouldn't have made a promise if you knew you would break it
Larry: I did what I promised
But I still tried and send you some today
Why are you this ungrateful
Mary: 🙄🙄
wow, you're one to talk. After I sent you €20.000 you gave me nothing but stress
Larry: Haven’t I send you a lot of pics before you went to the bank
Mary: 🙄
forget it
Larry: Why are we always quarreling 😩
Babe I don’t like this
Mary: I said forget it
Larry: When I get home okay 💋💋
Love you
Mary: forget it I said
I don't need no empty promises
Larry: Do I promise empty promises?
Mary: forget it
Larry: Is that all you have to say
I told you I love you and you ignored
Mary: I love you but I don't like liars
Larry: Your man is no liar 🌚
Mary: I'm not saying that, I just say that if someone promises something and doesnt do it, that's not really truthful
I'm gonna get some sleep..
Larry: Okay baby
Dream about us 💏
❤️❤️❤️❤️💋💋💋💋
Mary: I ain't happy now so I probably won't
Larry: Baby why na
Mary: forget it. You don't want me to talk about it
Larry: I don’t like it as you are not happy going to bed
Mary: It's in your hands
Larry: Babe when I get home okay
Mary: I said forget it. Why are you trying to keep forcing an argument about this?
Larry: What did you have for dinner
Mary: not your dick
Goodnight larry
Larry: Alright babe
💋💋

Tuesday September 24
Mary: good morning
Larry: How are you babe
Mary: I'm ok
how are you?
Larry: Just here babe
How was your night?
Not quite long I woke up
Been thinking of you
Mary: My night was crappy
Larry: How are you feeling this morning?
Mary: Not happy
Larry: Why babe
Mary: You know wny and I won't say it again
Larry: Babe I said when I get home tomorrow is Wednesday right ?
Mary: I know, but why should I believe that. First you said after I went to the bank, but you didn't. Then you said later, but you didn't. Why should I believe you now?
Larry: Didn’t I send you pic yesterday
Why sounding asf I never send any?
Mary: forget it
Larry: You sounding as if I have received the money
I want to talk to you on phone
Mary: you asked me a question and I answered you. I don't want to fight
Larry: I promise when I get home
💯💯
Mary: We'll see
Larry: Babe if I don’t get it by tomorrow you will have to go to the bank by tomorrow afternoon okay ?
I can’t afford to be here again for the rest days 😩
Mary: Yes of course I promised you that
And I will
Larry: Okay baby
What are you doing
Mary: having coffee
I really need some to stay awake today
Larry: Okay baby
I am smoking Weed right now
You care for some
Mary: you betcha

Mary: 😍😍😍😍
you're looking lickable
love the shoes
Larry: Cumma lick 👅 me
Mary: oh yeah I will
what's your shoe size?
Larry: Size 4
40
Mary: lucky me.
Larry: What’s yours?
Mary: same and I'm gonna take em from you and you can bang me while I wear them
😂😂😂
Larry: Damn that’s hot 👅👅🍆💦
Mary: absolutely
Larry: My bad bish 👅👅💦
Been wanting a girl like you all my life
Mary: n I'm lucky to have a sexy man like you
Larry: Yeah you are cause my ex girlfriends have been texting they wanted me back 😜 I have to change my SIM card because of them lol 😆
Finally I got the girl of my dream ❤️❤️
Mary: Yes you have to. They won't touch what's mine or I'll scratch their eyes out when I'm there
Larry: Haha 😆
I trust my bish ❤️🔐
💋💋💋
Mary: 😘😘😘😘😘
Larry: Wifey 👅👅
Mary: I like that title
Larry: 💍
What are you doing
Mary: talking to you
😉
Larry: No lectures today
Mary: Yes, but boring
as usual
Larry: <very explicit short video>
😆
Mary: 😂😂😂
You do know how to make a day less boring
Larry: 😹😹
That style is crazy 😝
I will punish you with that too 😹😹
Mary: wow. I'll have to make sure I'm in good shape or I'll get back broken
Larry: 😊 💋💋
Babe I want to talk to you on phone
Mary: me too. I hope I'll be alone in a while and I'll call you then
😘
Larry: Okay please do
Mary: I will. Going to have some lunch now
Larry: Okay
Then I called Larry, just for a short while, during the time "conusuela was out for a smoke".
He went to his bank and the money wasn't there.... duh.. it's not wednesday yet.. oh wait... it'll never be there. He was talking about the slip, that his bank said that every bank worldwide gives them... blah blah.. He was nervous about it, Mary was nervous about it so Mary promised to go to the bank today to see what's going on, and he wanted her to get the slip.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Oh, my....another one of them with talons for fingernails.
😂

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 6:52 pm

Larry: Baby
Mary: Fucked up shit dammit
Larry: What’s the problem babe
Mary: One word
My dad
I'm gonna fix this mess Larry. I'm keeping my promise
Larry: Your dad went to the bank?
Baby
Babe

A few hours later he received a notification from the shipping company that a parcel is on it's way to him

later again:
Mary: hey
Larry: What’s up babe
What happened
Did he found out about me
Mary: He found out about the money transfer 😬
Larry: How come
That’s why u suggested bitcoin
If it was bitcoin no trace and very fast
How did he found out?
I*
Mary: I don't know, maybe the bank alerted him or he checks my account. I have no clue, but he found out and broke it off. At least they told me at the bank that he did
But I fixed it
Larry: Have you send it?
Mary: Did you check your mail today?
Larry: Yes I just did
How much did you send babe ?
Mary: I withdrew the cash at the bank, the €20000 like I promised.
I needed to act quickly, if dad finds out about this I'm toast, but I wanted to keep my promise to you
so I had to send it to you quickly so he won't be able to stop it
Larry: But babe I don’t understand that receipt
Am seeing grand total €2, 142.91
Is it mailing you went to do?
Mary: That's for shipping and insurance, I had to pay that
Larry: Where are you shipping it to?
Mary: Your friend's address. I sent you the invoice to your email. It's on there
Larry: You would have asked me first
🤦🏽‍♂️
Mary: There was no time. I had to send it to you before my dad got home today
But you can't say to anyone that there's money in the parcel, because that's illegal. I did some shopping for you and bought you a bunch of gifts and hid the money in the paper drawer of a printer
Long pause
Larry: Okay let me track it
Mary: ok

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 6:50 am

Tuesday
Larry: Did they tell you when the parcel when arrive here ?
Mary: No they didn't say that
But whenever I send stuff to one of my girlfriends in Thailand it takes less than 2 weeks
Larry: They said I should log in
You have any login I can use
They are asking for customer login
Mary: They said that you'd get that in your email
did you get the email?
Larry: Okay
Mary: is that a yes?
I had to make a list of the contents to estimate insurance costs. Do you want to know what I got for you or do you want it to be a surprise?
Larry: Okay have track it
Mary: ok
did you want to know or not?
ok, guess not
laters
😘
Larry: I want to know babe
But babe I still don’t see when it’s going to arrive here
Mary: I don't know either
goodnight

Wednesday
7:10

Quote:

=== PACKAGE NOTIFICATION! ===

TRACKING CODE: TRK545******
PIN: *****

Dear Larry,

A parcel has been allocated for delivery by the following customer: Mary.
Please visit our web site at <snipped> and use the following code to track your parcel: TRK5454*****
If you are already a Shipping company customer, you may go directly to our login page to track your package.
The email on record for tracking code TRK5454**** is: ****

Should you experience any difficulties, please contact Customer Care Department: **** and reference the tracking number of your parcel in the "Subject" line (on the title) of the message.
Our Shipping company officer responsible for your account is Mr. Chris: **** and he will handle the entire operation, until delivery. Feel free to contact him for any questions.

The shipping company Team

Welcome on board Birlic aka Chris

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 7:39 am

^^^ Please edit the tracking number in your posted message.

08.35 - Chris (customer care manager) wrote to Larry (the lad):

Quote:

=== PACKAGE NOTIFICATION! ===

TRACKING CODE: TRK545426***
PIN: 71***

Dear lad full name,

UPDATE: Your package has passed first processing procedure and is in the temporary custody of the local PLog office (Schiphol Airport Amsterdam - commercial hub).
Please visit our web site at http://www.plog.com/ and use the following code to track your parcel: TRK545426***.

We will send you the necessary details to take over the package.
Please reconfirm all the shipping details (name, surname, phone number and the exact address of the Receiver).

Thank you for using PLog, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service!
Chris P.
Manager at Customer Care Department

===

09.33 - Larry (the lad) wrote to Chris (my customer manager)... even this idiot seems to be "the man of the many words". Laughing

Quote:

Hello good morning am the owner of the parcel, my location is in Warri please

10.21 - One hour later, my manager Chris responds:

Quote:

Dear Larry,

If you received my previous message, then you noticed that I need you to reconfirm the delivery details. According to our internal information, the parcel #TRK545426*** will arrive today (or tomorrow morning) at the commercial hub of the Madrid airport / in Spain, following its route to Africa to continue the next days. The internal security rules impose a certain conduct regarding the correct authentication of the Receiver, therefore we need to be sure that the person who responds to the emails is the right person empowered to take the parcel. I hope you understand the reason for these safety measures.
So, to complete the authentication procedure, I need from you the following details:
- your full name (as Receiver of the parcel), exactly as it appears in your identity papers,
- full delivery address and your phone number,
- a good quality scanned copy of one of the following documents: National ID Card or Passport or Driver License.
At the time of delivery, you must be able to authenticate yourself with the original identity document, and the representative of our company will verify this by comparing it with the copy already in the internal file.
All the fees (transportation, handling, customs fees, etc.) have already been paid by the Sender, so you will just have to sign a receipt document for the package. At the time of delivery, of course. That's all and there are no any additional costs for you.

Cheers,
Chris

===

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:05 am

Serreptious let me know that that underwear picture was made earlier, he sent that to aunt Sue weeks ago. I'm going to have to check that chat to see what else is still in there for me to use later

Wednesday
Larry: 💋💋💋
Mary: Good morning cutee
Larry: Wifey how are you 👅💦
Baby how was your night
Mary: My night was ok, but I wasn't happy that you suddenly stopped responding without even saying goodnight
How are you today?
Larry: I was having bad network
That’s why
Am fine and you
Mary: I'm ok
Just missed you
Larry: Miss you more my world 🤗
What are you doing
Mary: getting mystuff together to start my lessons for today
I'll send you that list of gifts later today. I hope you'll like them
Larry: Okay babe
💋💋
Is there DHL or Fedex shipping company there ?
Mary: Why?
Larry: Am just asking
Is it there ?
Mary: I guess
Larry: Okay
Okey you added the jewry you were expecting this week?
Mary: Yes I did
I'll send you the inventory list this afternoon. It's on my computer, not on my phone
Larry: Okay babe
Mary: There's a solid gold necklace and a Rolex watch and some other stuff but you'd look so good in gold
Sexy
😉
Larry: 🤤🤤🤤
How many kilo is the gold waling
Mary: I don't know. That's on my list
Larry: Okay babe
Mary: Did you manage to track the parcel?
Larry: Yes still in your country
Just that my friends address is another state here in Nigeria that’s his bank address
Mary: You didn't give me your own, this was my only option
I hope the parcel leaves the country before my dad finds out about it
Larry: Sure
Mary: Can't you contact them to change the address?
Larry: No
Even if they can change it is you that will contact them
Mary: Thought they gave you contact information with the tracking number
And you didn't give me your address so there's not much I can do
Larry: I understand babe just that I have to travel to get the package Oh laddie how right you are Laughing

Mary: Then you should give them your own address or the address where you're staying now
Larry: I am getting notifications from them in my email though
Mary: What did they say?
Larry: <screenshot>
Don’t worry I will handle it
Mary: Ok, did you confirm all the info to them yet?
Here is the list of gifts I bought for you. I hope you like them
Apple iPhone XS 512GB 5.8'' Gold Unlocked GSM+CDMA A1920 Sim Free w/Free Case
€1593,00
Apple MacBook Pro (15-inch Retina, Touch Bar, 2.9GHz 6-Core Intel Core i7, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD) - Space Gray
€2870,48
Rolex Oyster Perpetual 36 116000
€5883,67
18K Solid Gold Heavyweight 4.5mm Cuban Curb Link Chain Necklace- Italian Design- 18 Karat
€552,26
Brother MFCL2750DW Monochrome All-in-One Wireless Laser Printer, Duplex Copy & Scan, Amazon Dash Replenishment Enabled
€179,30
PlayStation 4 Pro 1TB Console
€341,59
AOC C32G1 32" Curved Frameless Gaming Monitor, FHD 1920x1080, VA Panel, 1ms MPRT, 144Hz, FreeSync, DisplayPort/HDMI/VGA, VESA
€266,48
Fifa 20 Champions edition for playstation 4
€169,84
Total
€12271,03
😘

================
12:28 from TSC servers

Quote:

The parcel TRK545****** has reached the commercial hub of Madrid Barajas Adolfo Suares Airport in Madrid, Spain

The TSC Team

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:32 am

^^^ Edit that tracking number. Laughing

12.30 - Still nothing on my side...

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:34 am

.....Again.... Rolling Eyes

I need to be slapped today... or I need caffeïne.... let's try that first.
He's silent on hangouts. I think he's celebrating with his friends the big payday that's coming his way

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 2:07 pm

MorganleFay wrote:

.another one of them with talons for fingernails

Perhaps the long fingernails are a kind of boast; "Hey, I don't have to do any hard work to make money!"

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 2:08 pm

This is our Lollipop boy. Laughing

13.47 - Larry - "the lad" wrote to my manager Chris:

Quote:

Hi there,How are you doing today. Like I said earlier I had to change my receiving address due to a job appointment and I will there for up to 3weeks. So here are the details you requested for.

Name: Oko**** Toch****
Address(New): 57 eff**** sa*** road, Warri delta state Nigeria
Phone number: +234705224****

Have a nice day ahead.

Obviously, according to the Regulation, we will need some biometric pictures. Laughing

===

15.16 - Chris to Larry:

Quote:

Hi Larry,
I confirm that I have received your last message from also that copy of that Voter's Card document. I will send it for analysis, to the Legal department, and I will inform you about the final result. As far as I know, only the documents mentioned earlier (National ID Card, Passport or Driver License) are accepted for identification, but in a few hours we will find out.
If this copy of your Voter's Card will not be accepted for authentication, then we will refer to the procedures used in the case of persons without identity and without residence: "biometric identification". Through a specialized program, the computers create a personal and unique biometric profile based on photographs sent by the respective person. We will discuss all the details later, if needed.

Cheers,
Chris

===

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 2:26 pm

Larry: Wow 😍😍😍
Mary: You like?
Larry: I love babe 😃😃
💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
You are so sweet babe
Thanks a lot
❤️❤️❤️💋💋
I can’t wait to receive them and spoil you with sexy pics when I get home
Mary: I can't wait for you to spoil me with sexy pics now. Don't think I don't know that the underwear picture you sent me the other day isn't made especially for me
I'm glad you like my gifts. I was in doubt about the fifa because I don't know if you like football
Larry: Then who is made for ?
I love video games a lot 😍
Mary: Aunt Sue
🤪
Larry: 🙄 well is an old pic
Mary: You said you made it for me
Larry: 👅👅💋💋💋
I want to kiss 😘
What are you doing now
Mary: You're trying to change the topic again
Larry: It has passed babe
No need to talk of it
Will send pics when am home 👅👅💦🤤
Mary: You said you made it for me but it was an old one, while you promised me to make pictures for me and now I find out you didn't
That doesn't make me happy
Larry: It was only that one
The second one
Was for you
Mary: You owe me one now
Larry: 👅👅💦💦
Are you done with lectures
Mary: Yes

He's suddenly not online as much as before. Not responding quickly anymore. How surprising

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 8:10 pm

Quote:

How many kilo is the gold waling.

Mercenary little shit. He's probably planning on flogging it for cash, that's why he's too busy to chat anymore. He's in for a rude awakening Very Happy

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 4:58 am

Thursday

05.50 - As expected, Larry has to take a few biometric photos. Laughing

Manager Chris writes to our moron:

Quote:

Dear Larry,

I've been able to enter in the Head's of the Legal Department office and have exposed your case. I have now all the necessary details. That document (Voter's Card) earlier presented are not formally accepted, so he's useless. Anyway, finally I have managed to use the Internal Regulation and we can use the provision for people without identity (those homeless who sleep on the streets and who do not have a residential address or valid identity papers). In their case, the so-called Biometric Identification Procedure (BIP) is applied: various body photos (to see any particular signs: scars, tattoos, etc.) are analyzed from multiple angles and the computer creates a unique personal biometric profile.

Please check again if your official National ID Card has been issued and send me a full color good quality scanned copy. It should be the easiest option. I'm waiting for you. If not, then we will proceed to that biometric identification procedure (BIP) and I will give you the necessary explanations (there is an exact and clear procedure). We will have to solve this delicate issue of your correct identification as quickly as possible, otherwise delivery of the parcel will be impossible to do.
From the information I have now, it seems that your parcel it's already in Spain, on its way to the final destination.

Cheers,
Chris

===

07.30 - Larry to Chris (my customer manager):

Quote:

Hi there, I really appreciate all the efforts you have made in other for me to receive my package but unfortunately I don't have the said document you are requesting so we will have to proceed to the biometric verification, Thank and have a nice day ahead

- Chris:

Quote:

Good morning Larry, I just receive your message.
In this case, we will use authentication through the BIP (Biometric Identification Procedure).
I will send you a simple sketch, from which you have to understand the two required positions:
a) Position #1 - with raised hands at the horizontal and feet close to each other,
and
b) Position #2 - with your hands high above your shoulders and your legs away.

This specific position is called The Vitruvian Man (you can google it) and was imagined by the great scientist Leonardo DaVinci.
It is used in various studies related to ideal human proportions, in recognition of human movements in software programs and was even included in space-sent messages.

I need 8 pictures:
- 2 photos from the front (those two positions: #1 and #2),
- 4 photos from the side / lateral position (for each of those two positions it will be needed 2 pictures from the left side and 2 pictures from the right side),
- 2 photos from the back (those two positions: #1 and #2).
You do not have to be completely nude! I repeat, you must have a cloth or wrapped material around your hips!
It is recommended that the pictures be taken out, in good light, so that all biometric details are visible. The photos must be of good quality and very clear. If you have some particular signs on your body (scars, unhealed wounds, tattoos, moles or warts, etc.) it is good to pay special attention to them. A software algorithm analyzes all those photos and creates a personal biometric profile (yours) that will be used for authentication (at the time of delivery). Your parcel is cataloged as HVC type (high value content), so it will be delivered only to you, in the presence of the local manager. All the related costs are already paid, so you will have to sign a package receipt document and that's all. There are no additional costs for you.

Cheers,
Chris

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Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:50 am

Larry: What are you doing now ?
Mary: Waiting for your sexy picture. One that you make especially for me
😍
Larry: Babe I said when I get home

Video of Larry smokin some more weed

Larry: Wifey 👅👅
Mary: cutee you're not sharing again
😛
and that's HAWT!
Larry: 👅👅❤️❤️💦
I miss you bish 🤤
Mary: miss you too larry
Larry: What have you been doing babe
Mary: a friend was over
Larry: Oh okay
Male or female 🌚
Mary: Male
😜
Larry: Am gonna Burn your toto😹😹
Mary: my what?
Larry: Pussy is also called toto here 😹😹
Mary: 😂😂😂
Fine with me as long as you make it good
😛
Larry: 😹😹😹
Am gonna blow it off with real fire 🔥 😹😹
Mary: no way
I'm outta here
Larry: Why ?
Mary: 👋
Larry: Lol was only kidding dummy 😝
Mary: noone is burning the bush. I have that shit waxed. nothing to burn
Larry: 😹😹😹😹
Well shaved for eating 🤤
I want👅💦
Mary: 😁 And if you call me a dummy first thing I'll do is wax your dick when we're together
😂😂😂
Larry: Then you a punishment then 😹😹
Head down legs up and wide 😹😹
Will *
Mary: 🤔
Doesn't sound too much like a punishment
Larry: Be smarting😹😹
Am gonna fuck you till you cry😹😹
And beg me to stop 😜
Mary: cry or scream 😜
Larry: Both I guess 😹😹
Mary: 😂😂
I wanna see you
Larry: Me too babe
Mary: you hard?
loooong pause
Mary: bummer
I was wet and wanted to show you, but you left again
goodnight then
Larry: No babe
Am here babe
🤤
Babe

Unfortunately for him, he came back online while I was sending those last three messages and he read them, but Mary logged off before he had the chance to respond.

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:20 am

The Vitruvian Pictures - set #1! Laughing

08.27 - Larry, to Chris:

Quote:

These are the pictures
I have a scar on my forehead

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09.13 - Chris writes back to our moron:

Quote:

Hi Larry,
I confirm that I received your message. The pictures are correct as a position, but the interior light does not help the details to be highlighted.
As mentioned in the instructions, it is preferable for biometric pictures to be taken out in the sunlight. If possible, look for a uniform color background (a house wall, a fence, etc.).
Please do them again and send them as soon as possible. From the information available in the system, it seems that your package will arrive today in Africa; in Morocco or Algeria (depending on the commercial points where packages must be consolidated).

Cheers,
Chris

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- A good news, directly from the PLog servers:

Quote:

The parcel TRK545426*** has reached the commercial hub of Casablanca Muhammed V International Airport in Casablanca, Morocco.

The PLog Team

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The Vitruvian Pictures - set #2! Laughing

10.10 - Larry to Chris:

Quote:

These are the pictures

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10.50 - Chris confirm... yeap, all is good! Twisted Evil

Quote:

Hi Larry,

I confirm that I received the 2nd set of photos and it seems to be all right.
I will send them to the IT department, for processing the biometric profile.
I will keep you updated with all the necessary details.

Cheers,
Chris

- Larry, full of hopes! Laughing

Quote:

Okay thanks

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 10:35 am

Too funny …. Very Happy

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Brilliant- love it

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:34 am

Awww how nice, he wore his outside slippers too Very Happy

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:00 pm

Mary: good morning larry
Larry: How are you wifey
How was your night?
Mary: It was fine
Larry: Did you miss me ?
Cause I do 😘😘
Mary: Of course I do. I was waiting for your response yesterday but you suddenly disappeared
Larry: The connection was bad last night that’s why I wasn’t replying on time
Not my fault babe 💋
You taking lectures?
Mary: Oui. Frances
How are you?
Larry: Am fine babe
And you
What did you mean by oui Frances
Mary: French
But mine is not so good
Larry: In English what’s the meaning
Why isn’t good babe
Mary: Because I can't speak it worth shit
Larry: 🙄🙄
You need weed?
🌚
🚬
Mary: Yes please
Larry: Try and call me when you alone okay
Mary: Try and send me those pics you promised okay?
Larry: That’s a sure when am home sweetheart 💋💋
I want to wear the gold and look sexy for you 🤤 🍆
Mary: I need them now
Make em with gold later
Wear those sexy white sneakers though... And only that 🤣😛👅
Larry: Lol 😂
The shoe is at home
Mary: What shoes are you wearing now?
👠👡👢👞👟
Larry: Slippers
Mary: Got any kind of cool 👟 sneakers around?
Larry: But babe am not alone here , or can you get me steam gift card I can trade it here for some cash and get a hotel room so I can make different pictures for you
Just get €100 each into 10 that will get a room here
Steam gift card
His friends are around
Mary: I sent you 20,000 and a pile of gifts already. Can't you make a small effort for your bish? 😘
Larry: Baby we are smoking here
There are like up to 6 boys here
Mary: Even hotter
They can join. I won't object 😂
Larry: 😹😹😹
That’s crazy
Babe just get it
Then I'll settle for just you
Babe just get the cards let me go to hotel room and take sexy pics for you
Mary: That was not the deal
😠
Larry: But I have been telling you to wait till I get the package and go back home
Mary: You promised when I got back from the bank and I've been very patient, but you keep blowing me off and that shit ain't cool
Larry: When did I told you I will make pics for you?
Is it not when I got home I told you ?
Mary: For fucks sake you said when I came back from the bank
That is days ago
Larry: Baby I can’t go nude here
And start snapping myself
It will look asf I am mad in the sight of my friends (like those BIP's were perfectly normal Laughing

)
Chill when I get home or get me the cards let me go get a hotel room and go naked totally for you, I will be alone there
Mary: Degaze rien afouttre. Bordode merde (some insults in poorly written french)
Larry: Nawa 🙄
Mary: Fucking pile of crap
Larry: Your toto 😹😹
Mary: Fuck off
Larry: You telling your man to fuck off🌚
Your love of your life
Mary: You're leaving the love of your life hanging and don't do as you promised
How is that love
😡
Larry: Babe you know I don’t joke with you 💯
Mary: You're pissing me on
Larry: I cherish you more than anything in this whole wide world
Mary: Yadayadayadayada
Larry: Don’t ever doubt my love for you
Don’t dare
I keep explaining one thing for you everyday
Mary: Or else?
Larry: I will beat you now 🙄
You think you can fight me 🙄
Mary: Ahw that's cute
Kitty got claws
😂
Larry: 😹😹😹
I will pull off your panties and flog you 😜
Mary: 😂😂😂
I know you make empty promises you don't scare me one bit
Larry: 🙄🙄
You will know 😹😹
Mary: You can laugh about it but I'm still not happy with you
Larry: Baby what do you want me to do
Drive them out?

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:00 pm

11.59 - Chris to our lad:

Quote:

Hi Larry,
The IT department has asked for a very good "close up" photo of that scar on your forehead.
It is necessary to send the "original" picture, without any subsequent resizing.

Thanks,
Chris

- Larry:

Quote:

Here is it

- Chris, to Larry:

Quote:

Thank you!
I received the photos and I will send them to the IT dept.

Cheers,
Chris

In fact, I just tried to get a photo with complete EXIF (with the idea that we can get his GPS coordinates)... I failed. Even these last pictures have nothing in EXIF. I will not insist.
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Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:14 pm

That church on the sticker behind his head is in Warri, so I guess it's now safe to assume that is his location

Trouble in paradise. From the Shipping company servers:

Quote:

Your parcel with number TRK5454***** has been frozen. Please contact your personal Shipping company officer for further details.

The Shipping company team

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