"old fool roaming around internet" - mass bait?

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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:50 am

This script dropped into Captain Mal's and Cammy's accounts on 29 August:

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Dear Beloved Friend.
Good day to you and i hope this mail reaches you in good condition of health, My names are David G.Kimball I am from republic of Sudan i came to Ghana to retrieve my late father's Consignment that he deposited in Ghana some years back ,My late father deposited this money by the time in intended to invest some money in Gold business in Ghana but when the war came up in my country my father was assassinated with every member of my family.
I have been in Ghana for 9 months now, I have been able to claim the consignment with the help of my late father's business partner, he paid all expenses for the consignment to leave Ghana, as I am writing you this mail the consignment is in Malaysia with the International delivering agent who is suppose to deliver to my late father's business partner who has been helping me, but unfortunately for me he did not show up to received the consignment from the International delivering agent on the delivery date ,i tried to get in touch with him but there has been no response to his phone only for me to discover that he is dead i was told that he was involved in a motor accident.
The reason why i am contacting you is that i want you to help me received the consignment from the International delivering agent in Malaysia. I will present you as my new beneficiary to the diplomatic company so that they will deliver to you at your designated address; all charges have been paid to the diplomatic company for the consignment to be delivered to my formal beneficiary.
Please consider my plight and help me received this consignment from the International delivering agent and help me invest the money in the consignment. The consignment contains 45 million dollars and 45 kilograms of gold and 25kilos of diamond in them.
The only thing that we have to do for you to receive the consignment from the diplomatic personal is for us to have a change of name from the name of my formal partner to your name so that i can present you as my new beneficiary to the diplomatic company so that they can deliver to you with out delay. the diplomatic company is threatening to return the consignment to Africa but i don’t want that because of the money that my late partner spent to send it to Malaysia.
I await your response so that the change can be made as soon as possible so that you can receive the consignment from the diplomat.
Thanks.
David G.Kimball

As Captain Mal I'd baited a "David Kimball" n early 2014; the poor little refugee boy was in Ghana but his fortune was in Malaysia...

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You wrote to me five years ago about this matter. So I'm wondering how come you came back to me after all that time.

A disavowal arrived soon after:

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Sorry am not the one that wrote you five years ago ,but you really want to help me i will be grateful
thanks

I couldn't help a pop-culture reference in reply (emphasis added).

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So let's get this straight - you're David Kimball, the fugitive from Sudan with millions of dollars in cash in Malaysia and needing my help.
However, you're not David Kimball, the fugitive from Sudan with millions of dollars in cash in Malaysia and needing my help who contacted me five years ago.

It wasn't taken well:

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You are stupid old fool roaming around internet call your self Malcolm Reynolds ,you think am here look for useless animals like fuck off

So I fired back a suitable insult inspired by the supposed five year hiatus...

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You got butt-fucked every day every day for those five years - everyone's jail-house bitch, and I bet you got to like it.

Now to begin planning for what Cammy might put him through.

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 12:54 pm

Cammy answered sympathetically, if something ditzily.

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OMG thats so sad what youve gone thru, losing everone, being in exfil like that, horribel, you got my sympahties, but I have to wander, how cum you chose to write to me, Im not famous (yet, give me time), just curios, dew tell pls.

The Lad is all business:

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Thanks for your reply am happy to hear that you want to assist me claim my three consignment boxes contains 45 million dollars and 45 kilograms of gold and 25kilos of diamond in them with the international delivering agent in Malaysia so that i will come over to your country to continue my education which is the most important to me, I don't even have a phone right now but will call you shortly if you can your direct telephone number to me, Am planing moving to south Africa tomorrow night for a better life ,a friend of my from the place is over there he went few weeks ago through a united Nation Cargo plan so he connect me to pilot and i will live tomorrow night so i will call you immediately i arrived in south Africa

Cammy is confused.

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Look dewd, I know you must be egger and all that, but lets not be two hasty, I did ask how cum you pciked me out to write to, its not a big deal to anser that now is it, theres another thing tho, if your going to South Africa watts the pint of sending your cash and gold and diamonds (just so you kno, Im all in favour of gold and diamonds, scared to my goddess Freyja you see), you wont be in the same cuntry, maybe you can clear this up.

David is impatient:

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Please i just need your help i have been here in Ghana at the united nation camp but there are not helpings us here, i don't even have my phone any more due to hardship ,i saw your contact when i was searching for whom to trust and have pray over it for long believed that God direct me to you as a helper ,i don't need famous people because there may not recognized me i truly believed that you will help me retrieved my consignment boxes from the international delivering officer in Malaysia to your country so that i will come over and continue my education which is the most important to me ,i will also give you the contact detail of the international delivering officer who will help us to do documents to your name Change ownership which i will give you his contact immediately i arrived South Africa,i will like to call you so please indicate your telephone number for me to call and discourse with you .
Thanks and may God bless

Cammy has to clarify something.

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You said that God pointed you in my dierection, all I can say to that is, he must have a cents of humour, I'm not a Christian, I'm Asatruar, I give prise to the Aesir, the Gods of my Nordic ansestors, not much love lost twixt Yahwey and the Aesir just so you kno, but anyhoo, if you go to South Africa why would you want to cum here, or am I missing something, I think I am, I'll read over your emails so far and get back to you.

More to follow?

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As Billy said "More More More"

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 5:11 am

^ There's more, but not much. This Lad's got a short fuse.

David got back to Cammy:

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Much thanks for your message and also agree to assist me in retrieving my consignment boxes that is in Malaysia with the international delivering agent
I arrived south Africa safely at night and my friend took me to where i can write you this morning south African time for update ,
In my opinion religion is our personal believe but still one God that we worship,
Please indicate your number so that i can call you for more clarification and the reason i left to south Africa.
Just like i said before that the only thing is to do change of ownership for you to receive the consignment from the diplomatic personal, have a change of name from the name of my formal partner to your name so that i can present you as my new beneficiary to the international delivering agent for immediate delivering to you.
International Delivering agent information's:
Name Mr.Ken Safi
Email:[email protected]
Telephone:+60-1663-68447
contact immediately
Sincerely
David

But Cammy still has concerns.

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It would be all sweat and nice if youd stop pushing me pushing me and clamming Id agreed to help you get your boxes, but rarely, if you read what I wrote youd see I hadnt agreed yet, for one thing, Im wandering why youve got tens of millions in cash, cos as I here it the only peeps whove got millions in cash are perps, drug dealers and money landerers, casino owners and crocked preachers, like I said perps, so how cum youve got millions in cash, dont hold back now, one more thing, "still one God we worship," gotta disagree dewd, the Aesir and your Yahweh got nothing in common.

For some reason, that stung, and David's reply was curt:

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You are a joker check out this photo a gift for you

The photo, called "Dicked," was of a Caucasian male with a very large dick.
Cammy wasn't impressed with David's rudeness.

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And you're a stupid asshole, and you know what, that dick should get shoved up in you, all the way!!!

If anyone wants to push this Lad's buttons, his email address is David Kimball <[email protected]> (subject: Good news from a refugee boy in Ghana now).

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:13 am

Now it's become really nasty:

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The dick is for your mum and your wife three some ,when there wake up the morning you will see spam drooping from their pussy and their ass hole i know you will cry like a baby because i will destroy them both fool

So Cammy returned fire.

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I'm a woman so I don't have a wife you stupid shitbag, you think a man would be called Camille, hah you really are a fucking moron, I'll shove a shotgun up your fat flabby ass and blow your brains out, it's what you deserve goatfucker

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