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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Are we going to see a pic of Anna's latest love?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Of course! I figured it wasn't really a trophy so I didn't need to share, but here's the soon to be famous Bowser's selfie for Anna

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Perhaps Bowser could be asked to send himself singing something completly different to test his versitlity.
May I suggest "Blow the wind southerly ". ( Kathleen Ferrier)
He couldn't be any worse.....or could he?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is there a hint of make-up on those eyes or is it a dodgy flash Shocked Either way he's definitely 'supper star' material.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's sooo dreamy. Anna is very much in lurve

SUN evening
Anna: hi dear
Are you still awake?
Bowser: Hi baby
Anna: You're late
I'm just going to bed
Bowser: Yes honey, been trying to log buh network's slow
sorry dear
Ok baby ,miss you
We'll talk tomorrow
Anna: missed you too
Bowser: Thanks honey, get some sleep baby, we'll talk by tomorrow
Anna: Did I tell you I had a dream about you last night?
Bowser: Really? No honey
Anna: I was dreaming that in the night I woke up and found you next to me and you were awake, looking at me.
You whispered that you loved me and held me and I felt so safe. My back to your chest and your arms around me
It was the most amazing feeling
Bowser: Wow
Anna: But then I woke up for real and I was just twisted in the blankets 😢
Bowser: It's the most lovely dream I've heard of sweety
Don't worry baby, it will become a reality
Anna: I hope it will
Because that dream gave me feelings I never had before
Good night honey. I'm going to dream of you again
Bowser: It will Honey , what's destined by God is forever n will forever be
I LOVE YOU HONEY
Anna: I love you too henry
Bowser: Sweet dreams love n I will Dream of you my angel
Anna: tell me all about it in the morning
Bowser: I will Darling
Night night baby
later
Anna: I can't sleep
Are you awake?

Monday morning
Bowser: Good morning Honey
I slept honey , I just got the text now, did you get to sleep even a little honey
Anna: Very little
I'm glad you slept well
Bowser: Thanks honey buh , If I got the text, I wouldn't care about sleeping anymore
Anna: I know
Doesn't matter
You need sleep
Bowser: I missed you honey
Anna: Me too
Bowser: You know I dreamt about my Queen in two paths
Anna: Oh. Please tell me all about it
Bowser: I dreamt we were in a beautiful field close to a water fall, n it was so beautiful, we had some pretty nice spreed shit unto the grases
N we brought breakfast along, was mostly fruits
Anna: That sounds lovely
Bowser: N we were very happy we played, running the fields in laughter n joy
N then you told me you were a little exhausted n hungry, and I was about to feed you honey, but you asked for a kiss first
And I smiled n kissed my Sweetheart and then we kissed for a while n then I woke up smiling
I slept a little while after n I dreamt of our wedding day
Anna: Wow. I love that dream
Bowser: It was such a treasured day Honey and I just didn't wanna wake up
Anna: I wanna know all about it
Bowser: Buh then again , something said to me, its your revelation, its gon happen
Anna: I hope it will be
Bowser: We were in our wedding outfits honey , and the minister had us take our holy vows, ( I DO , I DO , AND I DO ) n when he said you may kiss the Bride we Kissed like never before honey and there was Shouts of joy n celebration everywhere
It will Honey
Anna: That sounds amazing
I have to go to work now. I'll be back within an hour
Bowser: Ok Honey
Take care Sweety
Anna: I'm back
later
Bowser: Hi honey
How's your morning going love?
I missed you
Anna: Hi, it's going fine dear
Busy morning?
Bowser: Ok honey , yes love , I'm making an Rnb instrumental and I love this one
Anna: I wanna hear it
Can I?
Bowser: Ok honey , I'll send you the unmixed version by evening
I'm also rehearsing the <surprise> song
Anna: How is that going?
Bowser: Its going fine honey, buh I may have to take sometime , I'll probably log by 3pm buh I hope you'll be less busy by then love
Hopefully
Anna: I don't know yet, right now it's not busy and I'm loading up on coffee to get through the day.
Bowser: Ok honey, I may log earlier buh if not then I'll definitely log by 3pm
Anna: Ok.
I hope I won't be passed out on my desk or jumping like a duracel bunny on steroids by that time
Bowser: Take care sweety
I pray you'll be awake by then
Anna: good luck practicing
Bowser: Thanks baby, enjoy your coffee Darling
later
Bowser: Hi honey
Anna: Hi
How are you?
Bowser: I'm fine baby , hope you didn't sleep sweety
Anna: haha. No I didn't
Bowser: Im still working on the song
Anna: How is it coming along?
Bowser: Going well baby , but rehearsals done for now
I'm having a few troubles with a plugin for the beat buh I'll make use of raw piano
The plugin isn't much effective but it will suffice
Its a cover beat I'm making baby, its Alan's song cover
Anna: Which song of alan's is that?
Bowser: I don't really see the tittle here baby, sent it from another phone but its only written Alan Walker
Don't know the name of this track but I love the song
When I sent the cover beat I'm working on, maybe you'll be familiar with it
Anna: Is it faded?
Bowser: Yes it has faded to the name honey
Anna: That's a difficult one to make I guess
Bowser: Yes it is , honey buh I'll do the way I can, I just love the song
Bowser: <pictures of his screen>
The scales I'm laying honey
Anna: That looks impressive
Bowser: I hope I get the sound I'm looking for
Anna: You will. YOu're smart enough
Bowser: I'm just using non external plugins so not much effects applied, its a little raw, buh I like it anyways
Thanks honey
Is it a busy afternoon sweety?
Anna: You're welcome
Not too busy today
Bowser: Ok sweety
What did you have for launch
Anna: Just coffee
Bowser: Ok honey, baby , the government gave a notification about the Enugu airport
This morning and I'm not happy with it
Anna: What is it?
Bowser: Its about the airport run way project, the Airport was temporily put on hold for the fixing of the run ways and they announced it should be through and functioning by the end of November, or beginning of December
Anna: You told me that already
Bowser: Oh i see i forgot baby , Did I mention the month honey
Anna: I'm not sure, but you mentioned that it was going to happen soon
Bowser: Ok honey, will December be fine for your coming honey?
Anna: I don't see what the project has to do with my visit
Bowser: Honey, its about the flight's landing in the Enugu airport, buh we can consider using the land transport when you first land at the Lagos airport, then we'll travel by Car to Enugu
Cus the Enugu airport is closed temporarily till the run ways are fixed
Anna: I didn't even consider that yet
You really think of everything
Bowser: I have to be baby , its important
Anna: You're right.
I just thought there would be more than one runway
Bowser: No , sweety , that's why they headed for the demolitions right away, they hastily trying to fix it cus the Federal government said its necessary and the President authorized it
So the state government had to act immediately
We'll figure out a way around it though honey
It's my Queen's Visit and it's far more important than anything
Anna: I understand now. You just keep me updated about that project and we'll see how it goes
It would be most convenient to fly there instead of to another city first
Bowser: Ok honey, I will baby
Can't wait honey
Anna: I'm really looking forward to it, but still nervous
I've never been to Africa. I have to do some research about it. I might need some shots
Bowser: I know love, don't be baby, its a very extra-ordinary Special blessed moment
Or , baby, you can search on google
It will be easy n to get the research comfortably
Anna: I know. I'll find it
Bowser: I'll be recording the <surprise> cover by tomorrow or next
Anna: That's quick. You must be really good at it already then
Bowser: I have a few places to tighten on the vocals, the singing isnt a problem, I'm just trying to have the video ready on time due to the limited time before emailing it to the Company boss
Cus I think he said it's by Friday honey
Anna: You're going to record the vocals first and then focus on making the video?
Bowser: Yes honey
It'll be better
Anna: Sounds like a good plan
Bowser: Yes
You made it all lovely
Anna: haha. I didn't make anything honey, it's all you
Bowser: Sweety, I might be making a little hair for the artistry look, thought I should let you know baby
Anna: How?
Bowser: A change on the hair look, but its just for the video n I'll change it afterwards
Anna: I couldn't even see in the picture how you have it now. Can you show me?
Bowser: Its still the way I told you before honey just a little stretched than coiled
Just the same honey
Anna: haha. I have no idea what you mean 😁
Bowser: But I wanna make a lock on the video then change it after
Anna: Still no idea what you mean
Bowser: Don't worry honey you'll see it clearly when you're here buh you'll see the lock style on the video
Anna: Oh, you're going to show me the video? 😍
Bowser: I want to honey
Anna: I would love to
Bowser: Darla told me I'm not to upload it anywhere or send it out to anyone ,except she n the boss , until I have a contract
But I will love you to see it
I guess it's the Companie's Policies
What do you think honey?
Anna: I won't tell her anything about it if you decide to send it to me
Bowser: I know you won't baby
I'll send it when it's done
Anna: Thank you honey
Bowser: You're welcome Honey
Darling I've got to go , we'll talk tonight
Anna: Ok dear
Bowser: Remember to always drive safe
Anna: Always

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And another little something just now.

Bowser: Hi honey
Anna: hi
Bowser: Welcome honey, I thought maybe you slept honey
How's your night been going baby
Anna: I was online earlier, but you werent. so I was watching some tv
I'll go to sleep early though
Bowser: OK honey, hope you've eaten?
Anna: Yes I did
Bowser: OK sweety
Anna: how was your evening
Bowser: There was a bit interruption in power supply honey, so I'll have to send the beat I was making tomorrow although might be by night cus I'll be up real Early in the morning headed out
My evening was fine honey
Anna: out again? Where are you going this time?
Bowser: May be recording the song tomorrow honey buh I'm not certain for sure , buh I'll have to leave early if I'll make it to the studio outside town
Buh if I don't do it tomorrow I'll let you know honey
Anna: Oh of course. I thought you were leaving for another job.
I wish I could see my favorite artiste in the studio
Bowser: You will soon honey
Anna: are you seriously going to have someone film you while you are in the studio tomorrow? That's so cool!
Bowser: That would be cool love , buh I was talking about when you're here honey
Anna: That still takes long
Bowser: I know sweety, I'll try take a shot baby
Anna: very much appreciated, thank you so much
Bowser: You're welcome baby
Anna: did you already think of a plan for the video honey?
Bowser: Yes love buh not so much, cus I had the recording in mind at first
Anna: Of course
Bowser: Are you going to make it your own thing or a copy of what Darla sent you?
Its gonna be simple honey , gonna have a setting, then a mic n stand n headphones, then the camera facing my direction n I'll sing during the video record
My own simple way honey, since it's not a major musical video honey
(That sounds way too simple, I think he needs some directions)
Anna: Don't you think you should do some moves?
Bowser: Like dance?
Anna: Yes of course and maybe some <surprise> since that's what the song is about
I mean, you want to impress them and show them that you are a true artiste that has everything to be a big star right?
Bowser: Yes love, that's part of the plan honey, its really brilliant and I'm happy you give the best of suggestions honey
I'll make the <famous surprise star> moves honey
Anna: You are really going to impress them
Bowser: Yes I will honey
Anna: If you show them that you have the full package I'm sure they'll hook you and pull you in
Bowser: Yes you're absolutely right honey
You're my Inspiration honey
Anna: you're so sweet
Bowser: N you're sweeter honey
Gotta make the moves like <surprise star> or <other star>
Anna: I'm gonna get some sleep now dear. What time are you leaving tomorrow?
You're going to make the best moves and impress them
Bowser: I'll be up by 5 : 20 am n do a few things but I'll leave by 7:30am or 8
Yes sweety
AMA kick the air n twist it up
Anna: That's early. If I don't speak with you anymore then I'll wish you good luck now
Bowser: OK honey, thank you baby
Anna: You're going to kick ass and make me proud
Bowser: Yes honey, I'll do just that
Thanks for the luck darling

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am still amazed at how compliant this one is:

Quote:
Bowser:Hi Dearie , you probably are in bed right now, I'm sorry we didn't get to talk much yesterday but I will make out enough time for today, miss you though
MORE LATERER
Bowser:Hi Dearie
Darla: Hiya
Bowser:How's your day going dearie
?
Darla:I had a very productive day but am now relaxing with a glass of wine.
Bowser:That sound great dear
I thought I should talk to my guide n my dearie
The video will be needed by Friday right?
Darla: That would be preferable my supper star. Have you had a good chance to review it?
Bowser:Thanks sweet
You meant the video time frame? or the song Dearie?
Darla:Both really
Bowser:Yes dear
Darla:Most excellent
Bowser:Personally , how do you like a cover done dear
Cus there are multiple ways to make it
I had something nice n simple in mind
Darla:Do tell Henry.
Bowser:I'm thinking of after I make the cover song, then I'll do the video part, just a setting and the mic n headphone in the camera setting with me of course singing n making some nice moves along side it with the necessary expressions towards what the song is all about
Buh I do count of your guide, if you'd suggest better dear
Darla:I'd prefer you did the audio and video together at least for the audition. We can always expand on them later if need be right?
Bowser:Yea OK you meant sing live right?
Darla: Of course then we can refine it if that makes sense?
Bowser:Or the combination of the records together?
Darla:?
Bowser:OK dear, I was having this consideration in mind, but I have to be honest I'll love to ask you a question dear
Darla: Please do
Bowser:Is it most compulsory using the same key as the original, cus voice classification matters too
Darla: No our company is looking for creativity and such so you will need to improvise while trying to stay close to the original.
Bowser:OK then, so I'll do it according to my creativity
Darla: Exactly
Think of it this way Hunny we are looking to see your potential through your moves and vocal improvisations in a form of an interview.
I can't wait!!! This will be wonderful!!!!
Bowser: CREEPY EMOGY
Yeah me too
Darla: From there the Boss will be able to ascertain your talent and probably sign you to a contract assuming you are in agreement?
Bowser:Buh I wanna get this clarity in full Dearie, Its no longer necessary me recording the my vocals as a cover track ? And if yes , then would you like it a raw natural voice accapella concept or the raw natural live with the instrumental too
Just to be certain
Darla:It would be best if you sing the song with the instrumental too.
Actually one of each would be preferred my dear
Bowser:OK dear
You're my guide and my Dearie
Thanks a lot, I just love to be natural when singing, that's why I was asking these questions
I wanna sing the way I am gifted
keeps me original
Darla: I have ever so much faith and confidence in you my Henry. Plus I know this is original ok?
Bowser:Yes dear, thank you for putting your faith in me
Actually you're not just a guide to me now, you're much more n mean more to me, would it hurt to make a sample just for you and your personal view n to make any corrections before I do the original n email it by Friday
Darla: Oooh I like your thinking.
We will make an amazing team
Bowser: EFFING EMOGY
Thank you sweetie
Darla: No thank you for being ever so astute.
Bowser:I put my trust in you
You're welcome sweetie
You're amazing
EFFING EMOGY
Darla: You took the words right of of my mouth..Wow!
Bowser:EFFING EMOGY
Darla: We will make an incredible team as long as we stay together. I can feel it.
Bowser:I believe we will sweetie
N I'll stay with you, I Promise
Darla: We will be perfect together
Bowser:We will sweetie
So honey do you think I'll be needing a microphone in the video, or will it be just fine with my natural vocal
Darla: You've recorded before so you are the expert right?
Bowser:Yes dear, I have dear, buh mostly with my recorded track then the expression n moves blends with the track in harmony, that's how most covers are done sweety
But if not, I'm ready to do any
Darla: The Boss will want to see you as a professional so you need to do what is necessary ok?
Bowser:OK dear, I'll do that
Darla: My Henry I must say that I have grown rather fond of you.
Bowser: Me too
It's a good thing
Darla:Soon enough we will meet face to face my dear.
Bowser:It will be wonderfully amazing getting to meet you face to face Dearie and also beholding your lovely smile
Darla:Awww that is sweat
Bowser: Then I'll see your awesome smile always

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Tuesday evening
Bowser: Good evening honey, my day's wasn't so fine honey
Good evening honey my day wasn't so fine
Anna: Honey, what's wrong?
Bowser: Nothing to worry about honey, just that I didn't record today, I spent the whole day at the studio, but my section was rescheduled
Buh I'll have to record tomorrow or next
I just was unhappy I waited all day but their power plant failed
Anna: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Now I had to miss you all day for nothing
Bowser: Missed you too honey
Hope your day was ok baby
Anna: Yes it was fine
I was thinking all day you were making something amazing
Bowser: Don't worry baby, I'll make it awesome
I spoke with Darla honey, and she told me to give her an idea of my plans for the video
Anna: Today? You weren't online all day, when was that?
Bowser: Not today honey, it was just a while after you went to bed last night
I told her the concept honey, she said it was fine buh suggested maybe singing it live, without recording it as a track, buh I told her it'll be a nice idea, buh due to the need of audibility most cover videos in the world is done by a record and then a video then finally a compiling of the both, that way the sounds is audible , even Pentatonix does that
What do you think honey
Anna: I'm not the artist and I have no experience with those things, but why not do both?
Bowser: You mean the two concepts?
Anna: That's what I mean. That way you'll be doing what Darla requested and you'll also be able to let them hear the way you recorded the song in the studio
Bowser: OK Honey , I'll handle it
Anna: I trust you will
Bowser: Have you had something to eat honey?
Anna: I'm having dinner right now. Sorry for my slow response
Bowser: OK Honey, take your time to enjoy the dinner honey, I'll relog in an hour
Anna: hope you had dinner
later
Bowser: Yes honey
Anna: What did you have?
Bowser: honey, I had just noodles
Anna: That's nice
how is your evening?
Bowser: Going well sweety
Honey, do I was taught the earth is Spherical but I believe more
Anna: tell me
Bowser: When through an article n it got my mind back to that
I believe scientifically it's proven Spherical but Scripturally God said its square, and I believe Him
Anna: Where did he say that?
Bowser: I'll have to map out the Scripture honey I don't wanna guess the verse, but I've come across it severally just kinda skipped my mind but it's in the (Book of Revelation) it said the four Angels stood at the four corners of the earth and was ready to unleash wrath , before the voice came from Heaven saying wait just a little while more
Anna: wow. you're smart
I never noticed that
Bowser: And Spherical is circle n has got no square shape nor four corners for the Heavenly Angels to hold, so it's got be a Square honey
Anna: you must be right
Bowser: Thanks Honey , Glory to God
Anna: Amen
Bowser: Just some years ago, Scientists discovered the earth had a square shape , and boom they never knew about the bible Verse , and God's Word is Proven infallible and true forever, by Science too
Anna: You are right honey the word of God is true
Bowser: Amen
It's Unfailing honey
Anna: yes it is
Bowser: And he Created us and Loves us and we love him and One day we'll see Jesus and will fall to the faces and Worship
Anna: Hallelujah
Bowser: Hallelujah honey
How's the night going honey
Anna: I'm a little dizzy caus I had some drinks
It'll make me sleep like a baby
Bowser: OK Honey , wine?
Anna: yes
Honey....
offline
ok, goodnight
Bowser: OK honey pardon the delay
Was shutting down the laptop
Now I'm gonna miss you again
Good night baby
I'm still here honey
Anna: Oh, I thought you fell asleep
you showed offline
Bowser: OK honey, I'm here baby, you feel sleepy honey?
Anna: a little
Bowser: OK honey, get some rest sweety
Sweet dreams honey
Anna: you just wanna get rid of me 😉
Bowser: No honey
I just felt since you had some wine, you'd need to sleep honey
Anna: I probably should
Bowser: Buh I want you here honey , are you much sleepy?
Anna: Yes, but I can stay awake a little longer
Bowser: Then let's stay a while honey
Anna: Make it worth it 😀
Bowser: OK what would you wish for my Queen
Anna: ooooh options
so many
Tell me all your secrets
Bowser: All my Secrets honey
?
Anna: of course
Bowser: OK love, I told you about my health before right
That's not a secret though
God healed me
Let me put it this way honey, let me just give a summary to definition of my life n Person
Anna: healed you? Like completely? And you're only just telling me that now?
Bowser: No honey , I meant I believe he did heal me by the way of the Cross
I've not been completely healed but I know and trust him
Anna: I understand
Bowser: So let me define my life this way in summary honey
Anna: ok
Bowser: I've been awful in life, drank and lived wrong, I sometime believed I am the most horrible person on earth, been prodigal, but in all I'm always ready to forgive n ask forgiveness if I did wrong , cus despite all imperfections , I have a one thing that Strengths me and that's love
Anna: and you're so lovable
not by far the most horrible person
Bowser: So honey I Promised God I'll love n serve him and I will be with my Queen and love her till the death
Honey I may have had an awful past, but you are the reason I turn away from it all
You changed everything
Anna: but you were already special when you first messaged me so how did I do that?
Bowser: And I love n Cherish you forever
Anna: love you too honey
Bowser: Thank you honey
Any more wishes honey?
Anna: For now I wish that you'll visit me in my dreams again tonight
because my nights without you are lonely
Bowser: I wish the same honey, to be with you every moment I breath
Anna: i'm going to sleep now honey
goodnight
Bowser: Ok baby
Sweet dreams honey
Anna: You too

Wednesday morning
Anna: Good morning
Bowser: Good morning Honey
Hope you slept like a baby my Queen
How was your night honey
Anna: It was good. How was yours?
Bowser: Was great honey, I slept thinking of my angel
Making ready for work?
Anna: Just arrived here
what's your plan for today?
Bowser: OK honey just on time
I'll see if I will be recording today buh if not then I'll let you know honey
Anna: So you'll be gone again all day?
Bowser: No honey, I'll just make a call and verify if the Plants fixed yet
Anna: Oh that's more better
Is it far away?
Bowser: Yes honey
Hope you've eaten
Anna: Yes I did. How far is it?
Bowser: Not too far honey buh not so close either, kindah close before the road to the states boundary
Anna: 😬 I don't even know how far that is
Bowser: Some miles away honey
Anna: ok
Bowser: I just called and my appointment seems to be by scheduled tomorrow
Scheduled by tomorrow I mean
Anna: That's getting really close to Friday
Bowser: Yes it is honey n the studios just booked in this time buh I'll make it work
Anna: I'm sure you will and it will be even more awesome because you have more time to practice
Bowser: Yes love
What's the weather like today honey?
Anna: It's cold
Bowser: OK honey, it's sunny today
Anna: A little now, but it'll rain a lot later
Bowser: OK honey
I'll be back in 30 minutes
Anna: ok

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Our Lad is still on the shelf but he could be Darla's guy at any point I'd imagine:

Quote:
Bowser:Hi Dearie
Good afternoon to the most awesome girl in Titlanta
Hope you're having a day as amazing as you are?
Darla: Such kind words.
Oh how you make me blush
Bowser:I'm glad it harmonizes your smile
CREEPY EMOGY
Darla:I hope your day was fruitful?
Bowser:Yes dear
And yours dear?
Darla:It was ever so bountiful plus I managed to have lunch with my Aunt Mary.
Bowser:Wow that must have been really nice
Darla:It was most splendid although I need to keep reminding myself not to eat her baked goods any more
Bowser:Wow, why dear?
Darla:Let's just say some of them are rather hairy and leave it at that.
But enough about Aunty Mary's hair pie tell me how the practicing is comencing
Bowser:Going fine dear, just taking my time sweetie
Darla:Good. I'd imagine that have some killer moves my sweats.
Bowser:EFFING EMOGY
**REDACTED** mostly
Darla:That's what I'm talking about!!!!!!
Bowser:Way like **REDACTED*
And **REDACTED**
Darla: Wow am starting to feel moist in a few places
Bowser:Tell me about it
Darla: You too?
Bowser:Tell me about the moisture dear
Darla:Why Henry you are in a relationship aren't you?
Bowser:Oh , yes I am, I didn't really understand what you meant when you said you felt moist dear
You have imaginations right?
Darla: Hehehe. My Henry you grow on me more and more every day
Imaginations?
Bowser:I mean nice good thoughts
How do I grow on you sweetie
Darla: Let's just say that I am very fond of you. Just a sec I need a refill
Bowser:OK sweetie
Darla:Sometimes a good shot of Bourbon is all that is needed to steady my nerves until I need another shot that is. Hah
Bowser:You need not worry, the Bourbon has got to do the magic
EFFING EMOGY
EFFING EMOGY

Darla:What is your favsorite drink Hunny er I mean Henri???
Bowser:I like hennesy buh I hardly drink
N sometimes tequila
Darla:ok
Bowser:Ya
I'm fond of you too
Darla: Y'know we is going to have a spectacular relationship
Bowser:Yes dear
Darla: Tomorrow I go to the dentist and may not be able to chat with you ok?
Bowser:Ok dear, I'll miss you
Darla: Awww that is sweet but depending on the more fiend I might be as leap or just plain silly
Bowser:I'll be going to bed now dearie
Night night
Darla: Soon I will be able to tuck you in
Bowser: YET ANOTHER YOU KNOW WHAT
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Time for the dreaded Double-Double:

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Bowser:Hi dear, you're online early today
FRICKIN' HOURS LATER
Hope the dentist appointment is going well dearie
Darla: Oh am ever so sorry but it even hurts to say the letter Arrrrrrr!
Bowser:Oh , I know the feeling dear
Darla: ok but what shoukd I do? The morphine seems almost childish at this point
Bowser:What was the Dentist instructions Dearie
Darla: Something about no crunchy food I think but he did mention wait no that's not it..sec ok?
Bowser: OK
AFTER A BIT
Founnd it yet?
Darla:Foond what Hurny?
Bowser:The instructions from the Dentist
Darla: Oh yeah I forgot sillly hhahuhaa! Thes pills are made for walking and that's just what they'll do oh me oh my am MC hammered.
Bowser:What's wrong sweetie?
You probably can't feel ur face right?
Don't worry it will be alright in a while
Darla: Oooh you are evar so right Hurny. that is almost a song am think;grewk';2livecrew. Shitty sorry the car is bumpling I a aiming ast the middle one
Bowser: EMOGY BUT YOU KNEW THAT
Darla: Am ever so sorrry but I thinks I neds to relax in my bath
Bowser:OK dear, I'll be sleeping now, have a nice bath dear

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, he's obedient and very firmly hooked. He thinks the Earth is square? Is he a follower of Time Cube? https://timecube.2enp.com/ (This doesn't exactly say the Earth is square, but it's the closest thing I could think of. I wonder what he thinks of Google Earth.

His beliefs about the Earth aside, have you decided what songs he's going to perform yet?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 5:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Not only does he believe that the Earth is square, but...

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Bowser: Just some years ago, Scientists discovered the earth had a square shape , and boom they never knew about the bible Verse , and God's Word is Proven infallible and true forever, by Science too


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Wednesday
Bowser: Oh I exceeded a little more than 30 minutes
I'm sorry honey, how's work going sweety
I made a cup of coffee
Anna: Oh that's ok dear. I'm a little busy now though
Bowser: OK honey, I'll relog later honey , maybe afternoon
Anna: Ok dear. Have a nice day
Bowser: You too Honey
Later
Bowser: Hi Honey
Anna: hi dear. how is your day?
Bowser: Fine honey just through with a few rehearsals
How's your day going baby
Anna: It's going fine dear, just working on a difficult project right now
Bowser: Wow, that's challenging, what's it about honey?
Anna: Investment plan for a big client
Bowser: OK love, I know you can handle it sweety
Anna: Thank you honey. What were you rehearsing?
Bowser: A few moves honey, though won't be so much, cus most parts will be vocally expressed
Anna: Is it going well?
Bowser: Yes honey
Anna: brb
Bowser: OK sweety
Anna: I'm back coworker had a question (more like, it started to rain and my laundry was getting soaked)
Bowser: OK honey
Anna: I think I can't run today, it looks like it will be raining all day
Bowser: Wow another rainy day
Anna: That's england.
I really hope you get signed by Darla, I think the United state is much more nicer
Bowser: OK honey, hopefully I will
It's a nice place
Anna: I think so
Bowser: Yes honey
Have you had launch yet?
Anna: Yes. I had a salad with lots of fruit. What about you?
Bowser: Wow I love that honey , had a milky butter pie with a drink honey
Anna: That sounds delicious
Bowser: Yes honey
Its a nice snack
Anna: sweet
like you
Bowser: Thanks Honey
And you're the Sweetness of my heart
Anna: What are you doing now?
Bowser: Just here with you honey, buh I'll be leaving for a while by 4 O'clock honey
Got to finish up a few things
Anna: working on that song you were talking about earlier this week?
Bowser: The Alan cover chords?
Anna: yes
Bowser: Oh honey , I forgot, yesterday was booked n today I didn't even recall that, bub whenever I'm done with the scaling I'll send it honey
Anna: Ok
What scalings are you doing now?
Bowser: Not working on a scaling now honey, I just have got my mind on making the video a success before Friday sweety, I'll be going a while by 4pm
Anna: Oh, that's probably a good thing to be working on
Bowser: Yes honey
Anna: Sorry dear I have to go for a while. I have a meeting coming up before I can go home
Bowser: OK baby, do take care
later
Bowser: Hi Honey
Anna: hi dear
Bowser: How is was the meeting honey
How was the meeting honey
My auto correct is crazy
Anna: Are you sure it's not you? 😜
Bowser: Ha ha ha ha maybe I didn't recall I had (is) before I inputed was, hahahaha
Thanks for correcting me honey
Anna: how is your evening going honey?
Bowser: Going well honey, missed you Honey
Did you arrive home early?
Anna: Yes, and it was dry so I went for a run anyway
Bowser: Wow sounds good
Wish we went together
Anna: You could chase me, bet you're faster than me
Bowser: Then I'll let you take the pace bigger pace honey
Anna: No need. I'll let you catch me always
Bowser: Then I'll catch n hold you n will cuddle my angel
Anna: ahw honey, not much running for us
we'll become two fat old cuddlers
Bowser: Oh yes we would, hope we dont get fat though
If we got fat then we may have to consider burning calories
Anna: sure, we'll only eat salads all day every day
Bowser: You're so Sweet honey
Anna: You too dear
Bowser: Thanks baby
What's for dinner baby?
Anna: Salad I guess 😉
Bowser: That's great
Anna: I'm going to have a shower and eat something. I'll be back later
Bowser: OK honey
Later
Bowser: Hi love
Anna: hi dear
Bowser: Hope the shower was cool n the meal was yummy
Anna: the shower was warm because the night is cold and I can't sleep when I'm cold
Bowser: Oh I almost forgot it was a rainy day , so it must be cold
OK honey , soon I'll be there to keep you warm always
Anna: Yes it is
Bowser: My body n Presence will be your warmth n the cold will go away forever
Anna: I hope so because the nights are cold now
Bowser: N you'll always Sleep like a baby while I watch over you
Anna: and will be even more colder
I trust you will
Bowser: Love you honey
Anna: Love you too

The other day I had a chat with my former brute.... uhm mentor about the immense amount of emojies this lad seems to use. It's partially my fault since I teach them to do that. Whenever I don't know what to tell them I just whip out an emoji and they seem to like the lurve. Back to the conversation..... I told Darla that you can write out stories with only emojies. Danni loves it, Sven seems to appreciate it, so hey... why not?
I believe at some point I need to teach him that girls love shit like that... he might annoy a potential victim or mentor to the point of blocking

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Anna: If you look well that's a story honey
Bowser: Wow , can I guess love?
Anna: please do honey
Bowser: That's the Amazing Picture and story of our Path finding one another, all the loving way to Our Union and Our Special wedding day n our Victory Forever
Did I guess wrong honey?
Anna: No, you are totally right
you are brilliant
Bowser: And you are Wonderfully Amazing honey
Anna: thank you dear
Bowser: You're welcome darling
Honey I'm still working on that lovely song of ours
Anna: I can't wait
How is it coming along?
Bowser: Going fine honey
I'm taking my time cus it's Special
Anna: I'll be patient dear. I'm sure you'll make it special
Bowser: Thanks love
Anna: No thank you. You are the artiste making all the beautiful music
Bowser: And you are my Inspiration
Anna: So sweet of you
I think I'm going to bed now honey
Bowser: OK my angel
Do sleep like a baby honey, we'll talk by morning
Anna: Yes we will honey
Wish you could keep me warm
Bowser: I will soon Sweety
It will be forevermore
Anna: And I can't wait for that day to come
Bowser: Me too Honey
LOVE YOU SWEETHEART
Sweet dreams


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sooo our Lad has promised something for tomorrow yet Lads can be Lads eh?

Quote:
Bowser: Hello dear
Darla: Hiya Henry
Bowser:Trust you're well and bubbling dear
Darla:Perhaps not bubbling but definitely in more better spirits than yesterday
I'm assuming that you are well also?
Bowser:Yes I am Dearie, thank you, I'm happy you feel better
Darla:It is a bit of a relief I must say.
My Henry can you possibly update me on your audition?
Bowser:OK dear I must say its been going well buh with a lil delay, buh I hope to send it by this time tomorrow
Darla: Interesting. May I ask why there will be a delay?
Bowser:There won't be a delay , dear, I meant I had a few delays on practice buh I'll send the video, as you told me to
Friday is still the day
Darla: Most excellent!
Have you recorded any video as of yet?
Bowser:Yes buh I didn't like it dear , so I'll be making another
Darla:That is ever so special but I have something that will make the Boss extremely happy if you can fit it in.
Bowser:What's that sweetie
Darla:Well the Boss...I would imagine that...be ever so happy (CENSORSHIP GALORE).
Bowser:Wow thanks dear
I'll do that
Darla: I just know that he will be suitably impressed.
Bowser:OK Sweety I will
Is hd qualities ok by you
Darla: I would imagine that will suffice my Henry.
If you don't mind me saying, not only do you have talent and good looks but also a keen sense of business.
Bowser:Thanks sweetie, it just might be a simple video recording n I dont want you unhappy with a dully or blury background , so I had to ask
Darla: Am sure with your styling and kicking moves it will be most wonderful to beholden!
Bowser:WAIT AN EMOGY? JUST ONE? HAVE YOU USED YOUR QUOTA?
Gon **REDACTED**
Darla:Seeing that will turn me on like you have never seen before.
Bowser:Wow
Darla: Yummy sez me!
Bowser:Thanks honey, buh if you wanna feel the most of my talent then have me write a song of my own, that's where the fire lays tremendously
Soon you will get to feel that
Darla: Oh I know Henry but we have a few minor hurdles first.
Bowser:I do understand dearie
Its a Process
DELAYED EMOGIE BUT AN EMOGY NEVERTHELESS
Darla: Henry I had bestest take my bath and prepare for tomorrow. Have a great evening my Sweaty!
Bowser:OK dear, do take care ,sweetie
I'll sleep now
Night night


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 1:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^He'd be the first potential Titlanta employee that hit a deadline.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 7:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He's very committed to his new supperstar career. The last few days he's hardly ever online during daytime, so I tend to believe he's working on something.

Thursday
Bowser: Good morning honey
Anna: Good morning dear. Hope your night was good
Much later
Bowser: Yes it was sweetheart, just not really a great day
Missed you honey
Anna: Sorry to hear that. I missed you too
Bowser: Thanks honey
The section was nearly rescheduled , they said in the appointment book there are other bookings supposed to go through the time before my record , n to honest honey I only have tomorrow and need to make the video soon as possible, n the thing is I don't do so good under pressure, and I finally got them to put my project in line for the day but was such a little time n I recorded but not as lovely as I would if I was comfortable, buh I did it anyways honey
Anna: Sorry to hear that honey
Can't you go back tomorrow to finish it?
Wish you had a more better day
Ok...too busy to chat...
Bowser: No honey, pardon the delay love , had to get something downstairs
Thought you went offline, I'm back honey
They just gon mix it now, I wouldn't have time to run the video if I spend more time at the studio, they waste a lot of time
How was your day love?
Baby I have to follow up the mixing, I may log late tonight honey, take care honey
Much later
Bowser: Hi honey
Anna: Good evening dear
Bowser: Good evening baby
How's my all tonight?
Anna: I'm a bit sad because your day didn't went well like I hoped it would
Bowser: You know what honey, despite all that, you're the light of my day
Anna: That's so sweet
Bowser: I missed you honey
Anna: I missed you too
Bowser: Hope the day wasn't hectic
Anna: Not too much. I was waiting for your message, but guess you left home early
Bowser: Yes honey
Anna: Are you done for today now?
Bowser: Yes honey
I'll be making the video by tomorrow
Anna: how will you be doing that?
Bowser: Just a basic hd shot honey, she said it's for basic expression , something simple
Anna: Ok
Bowser: It rained today all day long
Anna: I hate rain.
hope you didn't get wet
Bowser: Oh love , it upsets.
It pours down when it wants
N messes the day, no honey I kept dry
Anna: How did you go to that studio then?
Bowser: I left earlier before the down pour honey
Anna: I see
Bowser: N I had an umbrella
What did you have for dinner baby
Anna: I had pasta and it was really nice
How about you
Bowser: I Its a nice meal
Anna: Yes
Bowser: I I had bole honey
Didn't get to eat much
Anna: What's that
Bowser: I Its roasted plantain sweety
Buh just a little
Anna: Sounds nice
Will you make it for me when I come visit you?
Bowser: Of course I will honey
Anna: Thank you dear
Bowser: You're welcome Darling
Anna: I keep falling asleep 😞😴
And i don't want to cause I missed you today
Bowser: N I missed you too Honey
Do you feel much sleepy honey
Anna: A lot.
Bowser: OK baby, I'll miss you again
Sweet dreams Honey
Anna: Me too, but I'll just imagine you holding me and I'll feel more better
Bowser: Don't worry baby, soon i will be there always
Anna: I hope so
Goodnight
Bowser: Sweet dreams baby

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How can I go about getting one of them supperstar careers? jump_4_joy

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bware wrote:

Quote:
He'd be the first potential Titlanta employee that hit a deadline.


Methinks we need to hire former bus drivers or peoples who have had to keep schedules or something...Good thing Bowser is right on time with...excuses:

Quote:
Bowser: Hello Dear
Darla: Good evening Henry and happy weekend to you!
Bowser:Same dearie, hope your day is a lovely one
Darla: I decided to take the day off to relax so it was ever so nice.
Bowser:Wow that sounds really great dear
I just wanted to talk to you Sweetie
Darla:I'm assuming that your audition is not prepared?
Bowser:Yes dear, I spent the day making it good buh had some disadvantages
That's why I needed to speak with you dear
Darla:You have dissaponited me greatly Henry
Bowser:I did dear, n I'm sorry , it wasn't as I had planned, i made the video, but singing live had the sound quality a bit low, n I was worried about Presenting it in such a manner
I'd like to show you a preview of my rehearsal
And the video
Darla:Please send it to my personal email for review
Bowser:OK Dearie
Network has been awful dull since this evening, could I send it by tomorrow
Or better still try forwarding you a move part tonight via ur Facebook , then email tomorrow
Darla: ok
Bowser:Ok
HE SENT A HIDEO AS WE SAY IN FRANCE
Darla: I like your shoes.
HE SENT A SECOND HIDEO SO TECHNICALLY THAT'S HIDEOUS
Darla: Um you've recorded almost two seconds of video with none featuring the song nor the moves we discussed?
Bowser:I hate it when network is dull n
That was a rehearsal partly
That wasn't even the video itself
Darla: A two second rehearsal???
Bowser:No more than that I just had to capture a move, that's why it was 2 seconds
rehearsal takes longer ofcourse
Listen Darla, I know you're probably a bit mad at me, n I disappointed honestly as you said , bub I didn't wanna do that , n thats why I didn't come to you as my manager but as my dear friend , I'm sorry for the day
Darla: What will I tell the Boss? Oh my if I was him I'd fire her no wait...okay nevermind but still this is really really bad eh?
Bowser:Isn't there a possible way we can convince him to get for a day more
Darla: A day???
Bowser:I don't want anything to hurt you
Darla: A day???
Bowser: Yes
Darla: I suppose i can make sure he does not check his emails but ok yeah I can do that I hope
Bowser:OK my dear Darla , can I ask you an honest question?
Darla: ?
Bowser:You're excellent at your job, cus you're original right?
Darla: I'm excellent at my job because I can usually see through the bull shit
Bowser:OK dear, n you don't like being some else but yourself right?
Your creativity makes you unique
Outstanding
Just like lil Wayne n Michael Jackson aren't the same
That's where it lays Sweety
Being myself
Darla: Give me a few Hunny i need to hang the hog so to speak and grab a refill
Bowser:OK Sweety
AFTER A BIT
Darla:Am returned
Bowser:OK dearie
So that's it lays sweetie
like it when I'm me , that brings out the best in me
Darla: I will be away at The Jizzler's estate and I'll make sure he can't access the internet but please send it as quick as you can ok?
Bowser:OK dear
Thank you so much Sweety
Is the camera quality good enough
Darla: It definitely seems adequate I must say
Bowser: Ok dear
Thanks
Darla: We will speak soon Henry and please do not disppoint me agin okay?
Bowser:OK dear, when do you expect it sent exactly
Darla: Earlier today actually so perhaps you tell me when you are sending it???
[color=darkredBowser:I'll have it for you before tomorrow runs out
[/color]Darla: that would be appreciated my Henry
Bowser: OK dear
Let me get this one more time, just my voice, perhaps a beat, n some moves
Simple and nice right?
Darla, you know you have a lovely smile, please keep it running ok
That would make me smile too
Darla: Am extreme!! angry now but your sweat words and this delicate wine is e SINg the pain
Bowser:OK , aside from this project , what can I promise you to make you happier
?
Darla: You ask that when am in a naughty mood?
Bowser:Feel free to tell me
I wanna make you a promise
Darla: ?
[color=darkredBowser:What would you like
?
[/color]Darla: Your girlfriend probably wouldn't like it so maybe we shouldn't crack open that pot of crabs just yet although am itching to tell you more
Bowser:OK I understand
What brand are you drinking?
Darla: Brennivin
Bowser: OK dear
That's a great wine(SENT TO THEDANE IMMEDIATELY)
Darla: Good night
Bowser:Good night dear Lovely Darla, do sleep without worries, tomorrow will be fine, Sweet dreams dear


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 12:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

oscarpiles wrote:
Bowser:I'll have it for you before tomorrow runs out


I interpret that as Tuesday.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 12:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I blinked and missed that move. Hope the next hideo is a little more substantial.

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Even more convinced now that he imagines himself to be a new Michael Jackson.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 12:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A few parts of the conversations:

Friday September 6
Late in the evening
Bowser: Hi baby
Anna: Hi dear
How was your day?
Bowser: My day was fine love, missed you all day, how was your day Sweety
Anna: It was a good day dear, but I missed you a lot
Bowser: I missed you too honey
My day was bright with thoughts of you
Anna: I hope you had a more better day than yesterday
Bowser: Oh honey, with and in you , yes I did, buh outside you, it was a wreck honey
Anna: Oh no... what happened?
Bowser: Honey give me 10 minutes I'll be back, n I'll tell you all about it
Anna: Ok
Bowser: I'm back honey
Oh Sweety, that smile is worth everything to me
Anna: And you make me smile so much these days
Bowser: Honey network is so dull tonight
Anna: I thought something like that
You were going to tell me about your day
Bowser: Yes honey
The song was as I assumed it'll be, not so good for me
Anna: Please explain more better
Bowser: I got the song baby, n I did the live sing video but the sound wasn't really the audible due to the location noise n I had to get rid of that n tried the normal compilation buh the editor wasn't getting it perfect either
Anna: I'm so sorry dear. You worked so hard for it
Bowser: Honey , it was really awful, buh you make it better
Anna: How? If you don't have that audition, theres really not much I can do
Bowser: I'm speaking far beyond all these, honey, I meant , your love n smile
Anna: ahw honey thank you
Can you show me what you have made?
Bowser: Love I didn't like it, had to put it aside
Anna: I would love seeing it anyway. I'm your biggest fan
Bowser: Wow thanks honey , I got rid of it mostly buh if I find a part in the laptop recyle I'll restore n send it
Anna: Thank you dear
Bowser: You're welcome honey
I can't express how much I miss you
Its been a very busy week n a necessary one buh not as important as my Queen
Anna: I missed you very much too honey, but it's an investment in our future
Bowser: Yes I know honey, i spoke with Darla, she's trying to squeeze out a day or so for the video
Anna: Oh, that's really nice of her
So you'll have to work on it the next coming days again?
Bowser: Yes it is love , buh its only tomorrow, n I pray the editor does well
I think she specifically wants the live voice honey
So I may have to put the song itself on hold
Anna: I don't know honey. I didn't speak with her
Bowser: OK love I'm speaking with her now, that's the requirement
Just the voice
Anna: Ok
Bowser: N maybe a beat to it
Anna: So no music at all?
Bowser: Yes honey, just gon be as I sing to a record
Buh its gon make the moves dull, cus no vibes to back it up
Anna: Can you do some beatboxing? 😁
Bowser: Don't worry honey I'll have a beat in the background
Anna: I'm sure you'll make it amazing
Bowser: I will honey

Saturday September 7
In the evening
Bowser: Good evening honey
Anna: Honey I missed you
How was your day
Bowser: I missed you too sweety
My day was ruined again , the editor still wasn't getting it well and I was forced to fit in a place I , I barely could move an inch or feel myself moving
Anna: Oh honey I really hoped your day would be successful this time
Bowser: I missed you all day honey, how was your day dear
Anna: Boring
I was at the garage because my car had trouble and I was only waiting for long
Bowser: I'm sorry about that honey, bub hope this (kiss) would make you forget the day was boring
Anna: Almost dear, but my back is killing me from standing there all day so I'm going to lie down for a bit
Bowser: OK honey, I'm sorry you had to stand for so long, lay down a little honey , it will help, is the car fixed?
Get some rest honey
Anna: I think it is fixed now. We'll have to see. I have to go to oxford tomorrow, so I hope it's good
Bowser: OK honey, just be certain it's fixed before leaving ok
Anna: Nothing is ever certain in life, guess I'll have to take the chance and trust the mechanics
Bowser: OK honey, just be safe ok
How's your back now honey, hope it feels better?
Anna: Yes it's a bit better now
did you manage to send your audition today?
Bowser: Yes I did honey, buh I had to send something, rather than nothing, cus the edit messed up again + the location was crowded n noisy, had to get pinned up somewhere I could barely move my feet
Buh I sent something anyways
Anna: ok, guess that's better than nothing
can I see it as well?
Bowser: I'll send it to you tomorrow honey , I've been nervous about it
I'm not going to beg, but decided to go with the guild trip
Anna: Ok, forget I asked
Bowser: No honey , I'll send it, I'm just nervous honey
Anna: never mind. It's that trust thing again. I'm not going to push for things
Bowser: I trust you honey
Anna: I thought so, but apparently not, but it's ok. I can't blame you
Bowser: I do honey, I didn't say I'm nervous because I don't trust you honey
I'm nervous cus the video wasn't wat I expected honey, buh I trust you in anything and in everything
I know you are with me and understand me no matter how things is
Anna: Apparently not, but like I said. Don't bother. It's ok. You aren't nervous to send it to people who will judge you for it, but you are nervous to send it to me, who will never judge you
Makes total sense
Bowser: Im nervous cus I don't care if others judge me wrong, but I do care of my Queens opinion
That's all that matters
N I approach you with reverence , cus I adore you honey
I could live if the whole world turn me away, buh I couldn't live without you
Anna: You still don't know I wouldn't judge you. I just want to be a small part of your life and cheer you on on this exciting journey that you're on now
Bowser: Don't be a small part honey, be it all , cus my life is for you
Anna: Just not that part?
Nevermind. I'm going to sleep. I have a lot of hours to drive tomorrow, so I have to be sharp
Bowser: OK honey, you mean more to me than just a little part
You're everything I wanna live for
Sweet dreams baby
Anna: If you say so
Bowser: I know so honey
Anna: But you don't show so 😞
Like I said, just forget I asked. It was stupid
Bowser: It wasn't stupid honey
It was right
I won't be nervous anymore
Anna: ok
goodnight
Bowser: Sweet dreams my angel
Sweety please drive safely on your way out tomorrow , as always
Sweet dreams honey

Sunday September 8
Bowser: Good morning
Anna: Good morning Honey
Bowser: Hope you slept well honey
Anna: Yes I did dear
You too?
Bowser: Yes I did honey
Anna: What are you going to do today
Bowser: Church is the right thing honey
Anna: Yes it is
Bowser: Then afterwards I'll rest a while, n spend the rest with you when you're back
Anna: Sorry dear. I'll leave right after church and won't be back till late
It's far
Bowser: OK honey, then I'm gonna miss you all day

It looked like he had some time on his hands because he started emailing Anna a load of linkies from Amazon
Anna: Hi love. Hope you have a great day. Just stopped for gas and a kiss
You've been sending me all kinds of things this morning, just not the one thing I hoped for

Later he sent again a whole bunch of linkies, but he also sent his audition video... I'll leave it to OP to post that one

Late that evening
Bowser: welcome Honey
You must be really exhausted from the trip
Welcome darling
Anna: Thank you dear.
Yes I am. I have been driving for three hours straight without a break because I wanted to say goodnight before you were going to sleep
Bowser: That means everything to me
I love you Honey
Anna: love you too dear.
Bowser: How was your day?
My day was great baby, i had you in my thoughts all day sweety
So it was very Special and Awesome
How was your day honey
Anna: exhausiting. I can't talk anymore. Tell me what you did
exept spamming my mailbox 😉
Bowser: Service afterwards, rest n the mails honey
Anna: sounds like a relaxing day
Some more blah-blah and an enourmous pile of emogies

Monday September 9
I won't bore you with all of it..
Bowser: What did you have for breakfast honey
Anna: Just some yoghurt
What did you have?
Bowser: Tea honey
Anna: Only tea?
Bowser: Yes honey , I don't feel too hungry
Anna: Why not?
You need to stay healthy
Bowser: Yea I'll have something in a bit
Anna: Please do
Bowser: OK honey
Anna: Honey, I watched the videos that you sent me and I really don't understand why you were nervous about it
Bowser: It's cus I wasn't in a location where I could move properly so it kindah had me caved in
Did you like it?
Anna: Yes of course I liked it
Bowser: Thank you honey
I'll never be nervous again
Anna: I'm happy to hear that
Bowser: So do you think it was ok for the auditioning love
Anna: I don't know honey, I never had to judge auditions, but I love it
And you
Bowser: And I love you too Honey
Anna: It's lunchtime. I'm going out for a while
Bowser: OK baby
A little while later
Anna: Did you eat now?
Bowser: Yes honey I already did
I ate some Pringles
How was launch honey
Anna: Oh my god. Pringles is not launch
What are you? 13?
Bowser: Not the kiddy one honey , its one brother made sometime I visited
It's not the flakes kind honey
That's for kids
Anna: I don't get it
Bowser: Not every recipe is just like the one in the malls honey
It's not the canned type for children
Just a meal I ate at my family place someday buh my brother called it Pringles cus my sis said it looks like flakes
Original Pringles is the salty one for kids, this is different ,the name don't matter
Anna: I still don't understand what it is
Bowser: It's a locally made meal with flour n butter with a few other ingredients
It's not light honey , more like a snack
Just a home meal
Anna: Guess you'll have to teach me to make it because I love pringles

I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to hear what the Jizz has to say about his audition

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