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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 7:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We might have a new Titlanta supperstar on our hands here. He made Anna a nice studio production and some freestyle songs and I recently pushed him into Darla's clutches. Months of chat is a bit too much, so I'm posting a few bits. I have to say that I rarely met a scammer just as patient as this one that is not constantly asking for money, but slowly weaseling his romancing way into a victim's heart. He plays his game a little too well.

May 6 The initial introduction
Bowser: M one of the rare ones
Anna: rare how?
Bowser: I mean all guys aren't the same
Anna: that's true, but what makes you rare?
Bowser: I don't love to play with the emotions of people , n I hate to hurt the feelings of others
I treat every woman with the respect she deserves and I hate dis honesty, so I keep my hrt honest
Love n Faithfulness counts alot
Anna: that sounds kinda rare indeed
Bowser: Yea but u know its said action speaks louder than words , its the inner person that keeps positive n does it accordingly , its greater than just words
Anna: Words without action mean nothing
Bowser: Yea

MAY 19
Bowser: Hi Anna how are u today?
Anna: I'm fine. how are you?
Bowser: M ok dear
Anna would it b ok to b close friends with you? Cus I'd love to
?
Anna: Sure, friends are always nice
Bowser: Ok if ure on whatsapp , may I have cell phone number
So we can talk on whatsapp as well
Anna: We can chat here
Bowser: K buh wat if I wanna call n hear ur voice
Anna: I prefer texting if you don't mind
Bowser: Its fine by me dear, m just glad we kul friends n trust me I ain't hurt ya feelings , besties then?
Anna: Ok, besties
Bowser: Thanks sweety

May 20
Bowser: Good morning bestie, hope you had a lovely night's rest?
Anna: It was fine. Yours?
Bowser: Yea , was awesome
Anna: Sounds exciting
Wanna tell
Bowser: Yea , mostly I took a little swimming after my night's bath n brush, I cooled off watched Game of thrones my favorite series , n I slept after a while, didn't feel like hanging out, buh I had awesome dreams
Anna: Ooh please tell
Bowser: I dreamt having lovely impacts in the lives of people n also I dreamt of spending my life with my loved ones un interrupted , there wasn't violence nor abuses nor foul stuffs
It was just a free fair life n beautiful to behold
Anna: Sounds nice. What kind of impacts
Bowser: Positive life transforming, like mentorship in how life's gon be better n greater without controversies
All about human love n appreciation
Anna: Wow
Beautiful dream
Bowser: Thanks sweetie
Beautiful just like you
Anna: Thank you
Have a nice day
Bowser: Same love , m off to work


Somewhere in the first days of chatting he promised to make a song for Anna, and June 12 he delivered


>>>Bowser's song for Anna<<<

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

JUN 20
Bowser: Good afternoon bestie
M not really ok
Anna: What's wrong
Bowser: Baby u wouldn't understand , I'm very worried
Anna: Ok. If i won't understand anyway, then don't tell me
Bowser: I'm sorry Princess I wanna tell u all about it but I'm just scared to get u worried
I don't wanna loose u beatie, no matter what
Bestie pardon
How's it day going love
Anna: Never mind
Have a nice day
Bowser: Sweety I'm sorry didn't mean it that way
I'm gonna tell u all about it
Anna: Don't bother.
I won't understand anyway
Bowser: U will
M just scared
Forgive my igorant word
If there's anyone in the world who will understand, then its you
But baby , I'm so nervous
I wanna share my all with u
I can't trust no one more than I trust in u
Pls forgive my ignorance sweety
Forgive me bestie
I'm depressed
Pls give me your listening ear Anna
Somethings been happening over here
Anna: Then tell it to someone that will understand. I thought you are my best friend but if you just think I won't understand anyway then why bother
Bowser: I didn't mean to say that bestie , you are my best friend and there's no one else could understand me better than you
Anna: Then I really don't understand anymore now
Bowser: But its just that since most Africans like money from foreigners , I find it hard to tell u somethings , so not to talk about finances n money
Because I don't love you for money
Anna: I know
Bowser: But I really wanna tell u what's going on with me
Anna: Ok
Bowser: Bestie I have a health challenge
I used to drink a lot in my past
N smoke too
But I quited all
I felt unusual and ill
I went for a diagnose n the doc said my major organ's been affected
N I been on drugs baby
Since 2014
And the meds isn't even working very effectively
They also said I needed a surgery buh The Countries not too sophisticated at that, there's been many loss of lives here due to poor medical facilities
I had to base on meds
But it still hard on me love
Most times I feel like m passing out
Anna: I don't know what to say. So sorry for you
Bowser: It's fine
Hope ure ok love
Anna: I'm worried now
Bowser: I know baby I'll b fine
What's the name of the condition you have
Bowser: Hypertitis
Anna: You mean hypertension?
Bowser: Maybe that's another name for it buh its known as hypertitis over here
Much toxins n alcoholic poisons can lead to that
Anna: What type
Bowser: A
But doc said my organs needs extra attention cus its been affected
Anna: Do you have yellow eyes?
Bowser: I know baby , I'll b ok
Anna: Shit
What drugs did you get?
Bowser: I explained the symptoms over n over but they keep saying its a kidney issue , organ infection
But that doesn't describe the symptoms I have cus it started right away since I became an alcohol addict
And their description s dont match my symptoms so I took proper diagnose n its hepatitis
Anna: So the doctor didn't tell you that but you found out yourself?
Bowser: A good doctor did hear my descriptions and followed the proper process of diagnose , not assuming himself what's wrong
Entereclir ( Baraclude ) its in tablet n powder form
Or Liquid
Normal hepatitis A goes naturally within 6months but if it exceeds then its a B condition
Anna: This is bad
It makes me sad though that you think I wouldn't understand
Bowser: I know love
Do you believe I'll be OK bestie
Anna: I hope so, but you don't trust me and that hurts
Bowser: I trust u with my life bestie, I was just nervous because I don't want to bother u with anything that will be money related
It's ur trust I didn't wanna hurt
That's why telling u about any financial related matter is hard
But I trust u with my last breath bestie
I will be open to you in all in my life
Anna: This was health related and important
Bowser: Forgive me bestie, but I trust you and Promise to be open to you no matter what
I Promise
Anna: Don't know what to say
Bowser: I'll be ok
I know I will, by God's Grace
Anna: I hope so
Have a nice evening
Bowser: Bestie pls don't be mad at me
Anna: I'm not
Just disappointed
Sad
Bowser: Bestie , I trust u
Anna: I need some time to be by myself now
Bowser: Princess
They said I needed proper health care abroad, with the right tools n professional health service
That needs more than I can earn
So I said u wouldn't understand ,not because I don't trust you bestie
But because , that requires money and I don't wanna bother u about it cos u been hurt in the past as you told me before
So telling u about it was very hard for me
And I said u wouldn't understand not because of my health condition , but because of how hard it is for me to tell u its expensive to get health care abroad
Always know one thing, I trust u more than anyone in the world
Because you're closer to my heart than anyone
I LOVE YOU BABY

That didn't really work out like he planned, but let's see what happened 2 days later

June 22
Bowser: How is your day going love
Anna: It's fine
Yours?
Bowser: Fine bestie but sad
Something happened today
(It didn't actually happen that day, but was known for over a year and it started at least a month before his message, but Anna doesn't google)
Anna: That doesn't sound good
What is it
Bowser: Baby , my workplace is in Emene territory , and the Enugu state airport is still on project to be made an international airport , and cargo planes will be coming in after the project , and the government declared that houses n offices within the flight ways will be demolished , for the safety of everyone , even the market place will be wiped off too
Because the airport is located in Emene territory, and my work place happens to be in the same range
The military and police , with other security personnels stormed with some government officials and there gon start demolishing soon
My boss now is frustrated and we all gotta go various ways
Anna: Oh no
Bowser: So he'll need to find another place
Bowser: I'm really sad sweety and I didn't expect this at this point in time, I don't have sufficiently to own my own office standard yet, but I have to start up a stand even if its a home studio, till I get another place
Anna: Cant you work for him anymore when he finds another place
Bowser: He said he's moving to stay in Kaduna , and kano is northern Nigeria and its a terrorist zone, cus my boss is from Hausa tribe and a Muslim
And I'm ibo and its not safe over there
Kaduna , pardon
Anna: Why will be be going to a terrorist place? That's crazy
Bowser: He's a Muslim and Muslims don't have problems over in the north, but Christians aren't so welcome in the north
He's family stays in the North too, don't know why but I believe he isn't happy about the demolishing , no one is
Anna: Of course not
When do you need to be away from there
Bowser: Bestie I just need to start my own studio, till I can get my own place
A home studio
Anna: Ok. I understand
Bowser: But I need my own personal equipment so I can work from home, then save and start up with my own office
Anna: You're talented enough for it, though the reason to start for yourself isn't the best one
Bowser: Bestie , the reason why I wanna start mine from home firstly is cus I already have clients and other studios around here , is usually messed up with smoking and I can't work it
Anna: Sorry bestie it's late and I'm falling asleep. My phone just landed on my face
Bowser: Their policies tolerate that
Anna: That's bad. Especially with singers around
Bowser: Ok Princess get some sleep , hope you didn't stress yourself much during the day
Anna: Not too much. I was outside a lot and listened to your song several times. I still like it and still curious about the final version
Bowser: Ok baby , when I can work I'll complete it sweetie , thanks love
Sweet dreams Princess


Not long after Anna decided to be generous and told him she would get her summer bonus at the end of August and she wanted to use that to get him some new equipment for his own studio. He should pick it out on Amazon and send her a list. At this point Anna and Bowser were already madly in lurve of course and a visit has been topic of discussion, but since it's raining season and Anna doesn't really like rain, that's not going to happen sooner than November, when raining season ends.
August 12 Le Artiste sent Anna some freestyle:

>>>Bowser's freestyle<<<

August 21
Bowser: Love do you wanna send the money or buy in amazon the equipments ?
Anna: Do you have the list ready?
Bowser: No but I'll get it at month end
Anna: Ok. Just get that to me and I'll take care of the rest
Bowser: Ok sweety but I wanna if you're gon buy them online
Anna: It'll be a bit hard to bring it to you personally I think
Bowser: Ok so how do you wanna do it love
Anna: Don't know exactly yet
I don't know what you'll need, how much it is, the costs and all that, so I'm just taking it one step at a time
People have shipped things before
Bowser: Yes baby but I would prefer you send the money for a few other reasons sweety n I'll get it here
Nigeria is very corrupt n most shipped things sometimes are seized at the wolf
Demanding of bribes sometimes before accessment n owners control
Sometimes goes well but sometimes taken through other means illegally
But that's not the reason I don't want you to ship it baby
My major reason is for your visit baby
<skipped a bit>
So that's why I wanted to get a convenient environment for ur visit
Anna: I understand
Bowser: I would have booked a hotel but since we gon be spending the month together, I thought it should be over at my place
But somewhere good
Anna: I didn't even think about that yet
Bowser: I'd feel horrible if u weren't in a comfortable state
Anna: I'll be with you right?
Bowser: Yes of course we'll be together sweety
Anna: Good enough for me
Bowser: Me too
Anna: I'll think about it. All in due time. I don't really want to worry to much about it now. Makes me nervous
Bowser: Ok sweetheart, don't be nervous, it'll be alright
later
Bowser: So baby tell me something, between being a star n being with my Queen forever till old , which do u think I'll choose
Anna: Both
Bowser: My Queen or being a star
Hahahaha
Anna: One doesn't have to eliminate the other
And you should be a star
Bowser: You're right but if being a star will be a problem or meddle with my life with ma Queen, then I'll give it up in a heart beat
Anna: I have a friend working for a record company, maybe you should talk to her
Bowser: Ok dear
Anna: I'll ask her if it's ok to give you her contact
It's in Atlanta, USA, but I don't really mind moving there if it comes to that
Bowser: Ok sweetheart, that will be great

August 22
Bowser: Good morning sweetheart
Anna: Good morning honey
I got a message from my friend at the record company
Anna: She asked you to contact her
Bowser: Wow ok sweety
How was your night Princess
Anna: It was good
Yours too?
<linky to the world famous Darla>
Bowser: Was so awesome baby
Anna: This is her, you can't send her a message, I gave her your name, so she knows what is about when she sees it
Tell me about it
Bowser: Ok baby, thanks love
Anna: You're welcome
So what was so awesome
Bowser: My night
Later that day
Bowser: Your friend has replied love , exchanged pleasantries but she's still getting into the business part , I'll let you know what she says
Anna: Ok, that's good
Please let me know
Bowser: Ok love
She said since we just getting to know ourselves , it'll be better to know better before business
Anna: Sounds reasonable
Bowser: Having network troubles love
I'm sorry about the delays
Yes it is reasonable darling
Funny that he didn't have the same network issues while he was chatting with Darla and calling her dear at that exact same time Laughing

Friday
Bowser: How was your day baby
Anna: It was good
I'll be back online later. I want to take a shower
Bowser: It rained all day today
Anna: Ok sweety
later
Anna: I love the sound of rain, it makes sleeping peaceful
Bowser: Yes it does baby, I love it too
You know I thought it would be nice to have that shower with my love
Anna: Turned out to be a bath and I'm rumply like a raisin now
Bowser: I could make a naughty joke right now
What was for dinner darling
Anna: Oh I bet you could and I won't stop you
Bowser: What's my Princess putting on
Anna: ah, you're backing up... no jokes?
Then I won't tell πŸ˜‰
Goodnight
Bowser: I was just getting started
You're sleeping already
?
Anna: Almost
Bowser: Would be a little naughty if I spanked my baby from behind kiss n bang hungry , till she squirts those awesome pants
Anna: Romance is dead
RIP
Bowser: Lol , romance is the first part, just wanted you to stay sober while we get at it
Sex without romance is dead
So ama look my baby in the eye , kiss her with her eyes closed, hold you so close , the warmt of my body would make you forget the cold , kiss you like never before
Hold you down at the waist line , as my hands go round your lovely skin in magic , sensation running through, n can't stand it no more buh pour my self unto you
Slowly take off the clothes , kiss you all through breathing heavily n let loose the pant ropes
Lol do a lot more as we sink deeper in romance, before we head to deeper intimacy
Now I'm abit worried
I'm sorry if my joke was horrible
I feel awful now
<3 rather explicit (drawn) images>
That was what I had in mind baby
SWEET DREAMS LOVE

Saturday
Bowser: Good morning baby
Anna: No
Bowser: How love
Anna: It's not
Bowser: You slept off baby , I've not been able to sleep n I feel sick , I feel like I made you feel bad Sweetheart
Anna: I did not sleep off
I did not sleep at all
You said a fucking joke but you released the word porn and images on me like I'm a hooker
I never expected that from you
You know my past
I'm getting sick
Done here
Bowser: Baby don't
I didn't mean it that way love , you know I wouldn't do that
I just thought I was striking a joke but I never meant it crazy to be honest I was said that cus I didn't know what exact joke to make
Baby I Promise you I won't ever use that language ever again
The images i sent was romantic I didn't think of it in that manner baby, you know my heart maybe I used the wrong word but in my heart I didn't intend that
Just correct me is all you need do sweety, n I'll be corrected , I didn't mean it that way
If it's alright then I Promise never to make love with you till you say so
Im sorry Princess, Forgive my stupidity
I did wrong and I made you feel bad n I feel extreme remorse, I humbly ask your forgiveness and promise never to do that again
You're not a hooker baby n never will be , you're my love, n I did wrong n I did very wrong, but I never meant to express the wrong way baby, I'm sorry, forgive me baby
I make you this Promise from henceforth, I'll only do that, that makes you happy, I Promise with all I am
later
Bowser: Hi Princess , please don't be mad at me anymore, I won't repeat that again, pls don't judge me by my ignorance
Can't bear to live without you
Anna: <Anna set the nickname for Bowser to Don't respond!!!>
Bowser: Good evening love
I've been stupid
<some screenshots>
Bowser: That was last night's conversation with Darla
Anna: I shouldn't have thought a relationship was a good idea
I'm better off alone
Bowser: No uve not been stupid
No baby , I just made a mistake
Anna, you're my life
I only said that joke thinking it funny not serious
I was stupid n foolish to say that
I love you
What is my life without you
God forgives us when we wrong him, even knowing we hurt him , by our ignorance
But he forgives knowing we make mistakes
Anna: I know. I made a mistake and learned from it
Bowser: Bella, I wouldn't ever do that in reality I just said a joke forgetting you had that relative past
I swear that was not intentional
Please don't judge me by this
Its only you and God that makes a meaning to my life
Pls don't vent the anger of your past on me baby, know I'm imperfect n i make mistakes, find a way around your justified anger , n have mercy on your love
I consider myself foolish n ignorant, but I love you is the only true thing I know
Don't hate me because of my weaknesses, for you are my strength
My tear drops all night n day for you, GOD in Heaven knows I love you baby
God knows I do
Texts may not express what I'm going through
But God sees my Pain and my tears
If I don't live my life with you , then I'll never get married to another, this I swear
Anna: How can I be angry? You're a man. You have needs. I'm a fucked up mess with trauma's and I can never be what you need
Bowser: I am more messed than you are Sweety, for 5years i suffered my ill health in tears n pain, having no joy from anywhere, I could only feel pain n sadness , for all these years I gave up on my life , Hoping on God to grant me happiness and strength to stand, I knew nothing but pain , until you changed everything
You're the reason why I can smile n laugh today
You're the reason why I can write again
I didn't choose to date you, I choose to marry you , for you're the only good thing that has ever happened to me aside God n family
If I should die then let my life be taken in your place
For it's you and God n my family alone I wanna life for
I'm a fool, but I love you Bella
Pls ignore my wrong n forgive me from the abundance of the beauty of your love
I'm sorry
Anna: I forgive you. I can't be angry with you. It's just more better for me to stay alone. I'm damaged goods. Find another nice girl. You'll be more happier
Bowser: Thank you, but baby I don't want another, its you I love
N I swear I'll never repeat my wrong again
I don't want anyone else but you bestie
You're my life
N my Happiness
Anna: Doesn't matter. You'll find someone else anyway. I just take 10 cats and grow old alone
It's more better that way
Bowser: Baby I love you just the way you are
We'll get through life together
No matter how tough life may be
I'll be there till death take me at old
I love you just the way you are, but pls love me just as I am
I don't have silver nor gold, but I Proudly love you
I Promise you that from today I'll never do you wrong bestie
Anna: You did nothing wrong. You're just a man. It's natural. Don't blame yourself. And I can't stop loving you but sometimes loving someone means letting them go because it's more better for them
All night and all day I have been reliving the memories of what my ex did to me
And I can take a joke, even a naughty one, but this was no joke, this was too damn real and it triggered the memories
You don't need to live with that shit
Bowser: I love you anyways n I wanna live with you all the days of my life
We'll go through this together
N I'll be there to take care of you
We'll heal together n live forever, Phobia can't will loose as long as we believe we will overcome
I never thought I could be healed in my health, I thought I will die but loving you made me believe I'll be healed , cus I wanna Serve God n keep my love n family in God's love
Anna: I have a headache
Bowser: Whatever life throws at us , we'll go through it together
Have you had any medication love
Anna: No
Bowser: What can you take to help with the headache baby
Anna: I told you I'm done. I need to go through this myself
Bowser: I wanna go through anything in life with you
Anna: I don't need a man that sends me porn and crude messages. I'm not a hooker
Bowser: N I won't ever do that again
I swear
I won't ever repeat it
I'll live for the Lord n I'll be a good husband n I'll honor my Lord n my Princess
I'll Preach the Lord's word and I'll tell the whole world you changed my life
I hate porn n I don't need nor want sex
I just wanna be with the Lord n my Princess
That's all
What can you take for the headache baby
You'll be fine love
God didn't bring me on your path cus I'm Perfect, but cus I love you n will give my life to him , n he'll use me n i will put your happiness first next after God n you'll be proud of me
Believe in me baby, God will use me for good
later
Bowser: Hi
I believe in you
I do
Have you had something to eat
Anna: No
Bowser: I made some abacha
N I couldn't eat it either
Anna: Don't know what it is and don't tell me please
The thought of food makes me sick
Bowser: Ok , then I should sing you a song
Your favorite
You are the most important person in the world
N the most Cherished
I saw Mr moon n Mr star on my way home
N they shined brighter than I ever seen, they saw a tear drops in my eyes , and they shorn even brighter
I wondered now that's cute but they stopped me on my way
Mr moon asked now Bowser why do you cry?
Anna: Add you said I'm just lying because it's cloudy and raining today and there ain't not a star in sight
Bowser: They both said wipe your tears , We Shine brighter because Your Queen is the most Beautiful Girl in the World
They don't need shine in the realm of sight
They Shine in the realm of Faith
N the cloudy skies can't stop how Special you are
See beyond the rain n beyond the clouds
Where are the stars n moon now, they Celebrate my Queen in the realm of Glory
You are the reason why my tears was wiped
You are the most Precious and awesome creation in the world
N no Phobia can hold you down
Anna: You only make me cry more
Bowser: You were created more than a Conqueror
Anna: Find someone else. Forget about me
Bowser: I can't
You're my life
N whatever you're facing , we'll face it together
N I ain't gon leave your sight
We're strong together, the enemy took a moment of weakness to hit us, but true power is in the simplicity of love
No one else but you Princess
You're all I need
I'll be Singing for two , you and God , that's enough for me
Cry no more love, I'll be with you no matter what
I ain't leaving
I love you Anna
Sweet dreams Princess

Sunday
Bowser: Good morning love
Anna: No
Bowser: Bestie, you do love me right?
Anna: Of course I do
Bowser: N you don't wanna see me dead?
Then don't denie me my life
For I don't want life if I'm gonna live it without you
Anna: My head is exploding
Bowser: My life is with no one but you
Stop hurting baby , I'll take care of my Princess
How would you do that because I'm not getting any better than yesterday
I'll spend the whole day here with you, I'll send you your new song by evening
When we're married, I'll be always where you are
I need medicine to kill this headache
Bowser: N I'll live my life n days to put a smile on your face
Ok what medicine , can work effective for the headache
Any pill in the house
?
Sweety if there's any , try take it but eat first so it would work fine, have your bath n get some rest you'll be fine
later
Bowser: N get some rest bestie

Anna: done that. doesn't work
Bowser: <picture of a really fat kid (no offence)>
Bowser: That boy just ate the whole cookies available
Hope a little smile can help
He's still asking for some more cookies
He's really fat n says , I want more cookies
Imagine his tiny lips saying I want more cookies
Anna: he aint getting none
Bowser: Lol, he's gonna have to starve a little
So he can get less fat n fart less
<another picture>
Then this other little kid says , if you eat all the cookies what will I eat then
Hope it helps bestie
later
Bowser: I'll send you the song tonight bestie, but I don't have the melodies n instrumentals on it yet, I'll send you the Chorus part, its for you Princess
later

>>>Bowser's new song tittled "queen of my life"<<<

Anna: You made me cry again
Bowser: Wipe your tears my Queen, I'll live my life for you
Anna: You seem to be pretty sure about this
Bowser: Yes I am
You're my everything and nothing else matters
My battery was down earlier, had to charge it
Good evening bestie
Anna: It's not really a good evening
but who am I to talk
ok, goodnight then
Bowser: Take me as I am baby, I'll love you till the death
I'm sorry I couldn't get the beat melody in the song yet
Network is kindah slow
Do you feel sleepy love?
Anna: Not much yet
Bowser: Ok love, have you had anything to eat
Anna: no I couldn't
I'm just so sad now. I know that you'll be better off without me but I can't stay away either 😒
Bowser: Ok baby
Don't be sad anymore love, my life is nothing without you, n I feel the same way you do
I made a covenant with God last night, I told him on my knees that if he'd grant me to be with my Queen forever, I'll serve him the rest of my life
Anna: wow
that sounds like I can't even decline anymore
Bowser: Love you bestie
I'll honor that Convenant
you're my life n my all
Anna: I love you too
Bowser: Wow
Hope you liked your new song Sweety
Anna: Yes I did, but I couldn't hear the words very well
Bowser: I'll send you the Lyrics by morning sweety, but the Tittle is the ( Queen of my Life )
And you are ( The Queen of my life )
Anna: I'm exhausted. I'm going to sleep and hope I will feel better tomorrow
Bowser: Ok love, tomorrow will be ok, Get some sleep Baby
Anna: I hope so, because I didn't sleep much the last few days
Bowser: goodnight
It will baby
Love you Sweety , Sweet dreams


While Anna is crawling back out of her depression the lad is crawling back into her good graces. Of course Anna won't abandon this one. He has some potential as Titlanta's new supperstar, but that studio equipment might be on hold for a while. Her trust just got a little dent.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bowser Wrote:

Quote:
tittle


That'll never get old...

Darla has started off very slow (read non-too-crazy):

Quote:
Darla::I'm sure we will make a great team assuming you can take direction
Bowser:It will be my honor
And an honor
As long as you guide my steps, I'll be at my best for you
I'm Passionate about my career , I know it's gon touch lives
Darla: I'm quite positive that I can make you famous by utilizing your natural talent and passion
Bowser:Wow, I can't express how much gratitude I have for your faith in me
N if you'll guide me , I Promise to be loyal, dedicated n submissive to your terms
Darla: I like that. Give me some time to formulate a plan of attack so that we can impress the Boss and make your career skyrocket
Bowser:Ok Darla, take all the time you need, I'm counting on you now
Thank you
Darla: I think I'll open up a large bottle of wine to celebrate



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If I’m not mistaken, the lad just suggested a song that he wants to perform. I’m sure you two have your hands full with him already, but if the lad ever shows an inclination for the dramatic, I’m generally good with giving acting advice for monologues. He strikes me as the sort who could make a good Richard III.

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If you can get him to dress up like this Bowser and recite the opening monologue from Richard III...

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Oddly enough I actually like charting with this Lad. Sucks to be him I spose...

Quote:
Bowser:I'm here now, how is your day going?
Darla:It was very productive if I do say so myself
Bowser: Wow that's great
Darla:I was doing some pondering about you and your future with us and would like to ask you a few questions so I can get a better understanding of who I am dealing with
Bowser:Ok dear, go ahead
Darla:We know you have talent but have you ever appeared on video?
Bowser:No dear
Darla:Interesting
Do you think you would excel at such?
Bowser:Yes of course
I didn't appear on a vide cus my concept of writing n singing isn't something African's would understand that much
Africa is a lovely place but most American songs aren't valued much here
N my inspiration is a realistic one that needs the world to hear
So I kept my self quite reserved cus I know I'm going far, I always believed that from when I was a kid
Darla:If you stick with me I can guarantee that you will travel far and to some very exotic places at that
Bowser:I will
Darla:What is your prefered genre of Western music?
Bowser:Rnb's n trap
Country songs comes after
Darla:Excellent
Would you consider doing a cover song as an audition video?
Bowser:Ok any song of my choice?
Darla:Actually it might be more better if we let the Boss choose the track don't you agree?
Bowser:Would suffice right?
Ok then , that would be excellent
When will this be needed
?
Darla:Leave the time frame to me for now but it might be prudent of you to contact our Boss directly as a means of introduction.
Bowser:Ok dear
Guide me through
Darla: Every step of the way
Bowser:Thanks Darla, I appreciate with all of my heart
When do you think it'll be nice to talk with the boss?
Darla: If possible it might be a good idea to send him a message sometime tomorrow
Bowser:Ok that will be awesome
How can I contact him?
DarlaHis email address would best so send him a message to Blah Blah Blah
Bowser:Ok that's excellent, Thanks Darla
Darla: You are ever so welcome Henry. To celebate this I think I'll pour myself another glass of wine
Bowser:I'll celebrate it aswell
You're amazing Darla
Darla: Well Henry I declare that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me today
Bowser:Wow , you are indeed an awesome friend to me
Darla: My Hunny this is just the beginning. Trust me okay?
Bowser: I trust you
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's screwed.... I see the moves Darla is already making on him. Soon he'll be in a sticky situation I think.

Just a bit from today:

Anna: Any news from Darla?
Goodnight
Bowser: Network is slow sweety, pardon the delays love
She told me I'd have to be patient with her so to make arrangements for the music contract
Do you feel sleepy now baby
Did she hear your music yet?
Anna: I'm not sleeping. Thought you were
Bowser: No baby , I'm not sweety
She hasn't love, she said we'll take it step by step, I'll have it ready when she asks of it
I'm here baby
Anna: Ok. I have no idea how that process goes. I'm just curious
Bowser: She said I'll do a cover song as an auditioning video
oh
Anna: did she say which song?
Bowser: Not really Sweety , she said the boss would choose the Song
Anna: a surprise then
I love surprises
Bowser: Me too, don't forget you'll be inspiring me to sing the song
You Already did , my Queen n my inspiration
Anna: ahw, that's sweet
and you sing so beautiful
Bowser: Thanks baby
She said I'll talk with the boss as an introduction soon
Anna: oh wow
Bowser: Its all you baby , love you
Anna: That's not me honey. If you weren't talented they wouldn't even consider you
Bowser: Thanks baby
Anna: welcome
Bowser: You know if I'm gon drop a song After the contract, I'll love to drop the Song the Queen of my life first
Anna: that would be really nice
Bowser: It will be darling
Anna: I'm sure it will
the preview was amazing
Bowser: Thanks Sweety
N you're more amazing
How was the weather today baby?
Anna: Rainy
Bowser: Same here baby, its still raining currently n I guess that's causing the slow network
Anna: does it?
Here it doesnt
Bowser: Ok baby
Soon I'll tour the world with my Queen, the bone of my bone n the flesh of my flesh
Anna: wow
that's quite something to say
Bowser: That's what you mean to me baby
When I inhaled the natural fragrance of that flower today, no scientific perfume was superior to that awesome natural Scent n I thought, I'll love to get a alot of those for my Darling
N I'll make her favorite meal n Serve my Queen
That makes me happy
Will your day be busy tomorrow love

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If you can get him to dress up like this Bowser and recite the opening monologue from Richard III...

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 11:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good voice - but think he might be a Michael Jackson impersonator. 😁

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 10:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Slowly the Craaazy that is Darla is leaking out:

Quote:
Bowser: Hi Darla
Darla:Good afternoon Henry
Bowser:Good day dear, trust you are well my dear friend?
Darla:I am rather tired but it was a rewarding day
Bowser:Ok dear, I'm glad it was a victorious one
I sent a message to the boss, not too long ago, hope it is an appropriate time?
Darla: He is what we would call from the old school but I cannot imagine your timing as inappropriate by any means.
Bowser:Ok dear
The message was of an introduction as you instructed dear
Darla:Excellent. I'm sure he'll question me in the very near future
Bowser:Thanks dear
Darla:I rather do enjoy it when you call me dear by the way
Bowser:You deserve more than just that title, you're amazing
Have you had launch
?
Darla:I had a splendid three egg omelette with cheese, mushrooms and double toast and a bottomless cup of coffee
Have you eaten?
Bowser:Wow Sounds really great
Yes I have dear, I had some spaghetti
But now at this hour though
Darla:Mmmmm I would love to make you my Ho made spaghetti
Bowser:Wow ,that would be awesome, I sure would love to taste that
That would be very nice of you dear
Darla:Soon you will have the opportunity I'd imagine to taste my special sauce.
Bowser:I look forward to that it'll be an honor to help my self with your magic meal
Darla:Am wondering what song that the Boss will choose for you
Bowser:I'm curious aswell
Darla:Sometimes he chooses Gangsta rap and others Old timey Country songs.You would excel at both I am certain of. Just a sec I need to fill up my drink..
Bowser:Ok dear
I believe so , buh I'm a Singer, not a rap artist dearie
My trap concepts goes with the singing protocol too
Darla:Let's hope he doesn't choose a song by Snow then.Kidding Okay?
Bowser:You're one of the most lovely person I've ever seen in my life
You're wonderfully Created dear
Darla: I do declare that I am blushing my Henry.
Bowser:I'm happy with your amazing smile
Darla:I was born with 35 teeth so I am kinda forced to smile all the time. Glad you find it amazing though.
Bowser:Still amazing
Its a rare n lovely set of teeths, so its special
Darla:Awww how coukd a man such as you have a status of single?
Bowser:I didn't know my status is still set at that
Darla:Hang on I need a bit more wine
Bowser:Alright dear
Darla:I feel like a Dear caught in the head lice no wait stupid otto-correct. Maybe I should undress and tsake my bath Henry
Bowser:Ok that would be nice
Darla:I had best go before I says any thing to embare ass myself. Talk tomorrow!!!!
Bowser:Ok dearie, do take care


SNOW

AND the email that he sent to everybody's favorite Pimp er I mean Drug Dealer no definitely not that...ok maybe he is all that but he is a Producer of sorts and will surely reveal himself soon enough.

Quote:
Good day Sir,I trust your day is going great and well? My name is
Bowser but I answer the name Bowser as a career name, I'm a good
friend of Darla , she discovered my musical gift and natural
talent and told me your Company could help bring it to the world and I
gave her the assurance that if the company will take me up, I will be
dedicated and do my very best for the Company, She told me its
important to get to know the boss, and I thought it awesome and an
honor to talk to you and to introduce my humble self Properly, Once
again It's my Pleasure getting to know you sir, and I will Be
grateful if I will be giving the Opportunity to Gift the world with
the Passionate Light n harmony in me , and i will very much appreciate
it if I can hear from you, Do have a lovely day Sir.



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Bowser and Darla seem to be getting quite fond of eachother.... Looks like Anna might be out of the game if this continues. Laughing

Bowser: Good morning Darling, how was your night sweety?
Anna: Missed you
Bowser: I missed you too honey
Anna: How was your night
Bowser: My night was lovely baby, hope you slept well honey?
Anna: Yes I did
What have you been doing yesterday
I'll be back in a bit
Bowser: Another song but not a jingle this time, its a trap rap beat n record for an artist , but it I did other beats after that n it took so long cus the computer over there crashed had to take time to get another one
Ok honey
Have a lovely day baby
Anna: I have no idea what trap rap is
That new song you did last weekend, do you have the music for it yet?
Bowser: Haven't made the beat for it yet baby
Anna: I would love to hear how it sounds with music
Bowser: Ok love, I would have made it n mixed n mastered it , but here at home I only lay scales for nw , due to the equipment baby
Its gon be amazing
Anna: I know.
But I would also love to hear that. Your work is amazing
Bowser: Thank you honey
I hope to make it soon
Anna: me too
Bowser: Will you still be sending the money darling, I've been nervous to ask
Anna: I didn't get a list yet
Bowser: I been trying to access amazon through my phone sweety buh it doesn't display the page
Let me try with a newer browser version
Anna: The site works fine here
Bowser: Yea you told me honey, I wanna try download the amazon app from playstore
Let me see if I can run it from there
Anna: Maybe that works
Bowser: Ok love I'm trying to download it now, give me a few minutes
Anna: ok
Bowser: I'm back love, I installed the Amazon global deal app but it says the wep page isn't available, n says retry but it still don't load up
The web page I mean
How about I send you a video later with the necessary equipments then you can check it out on Amazon
Since it works just fine over there Honey
Anna: Just try to get it working. I don't want to get the wrong things
Bowser: Ok love , I'll try
I'll try have it ready by tomorrow, buh are you gon be buying them online honey?
Anna: I'm waiting for my bonus
Bowser: I know love, we aren't rushing it
Anna: ok
Bowser: What did my Queen have for breakfast
Anna: Just had some yoghurt
What's your plan for today
Bowser: Run a few unfinished scales, Rehearse later but I will be spending most of the day with my Queen
Its always all day , dilly daily
Anna: I like spending time with you
Bowser: Me too baby
You're my Happiness n my all
How's it going at the office today?
Busy day?
I'll be back in a bit baby
Anna: Not too busy, I'm just working on some files now
Bowser: I'm sorry for the delay honey, my phones screen went blank , I had to rush to fix it , but its fixed now, pardon the delay baby
I ain't going nowhere now

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Just need Anita to get involved and the Lad can have a harem.
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I can't wait for the return of the legendary Jizz. Legend has it he had a song written for him Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 12:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Today I struggled yet I know I'll be able to chart with him...

Quote:
Bowser: Hi
Darla: Hiya
Bowser:How's your day going dearie
Darla:It has been ever so busy yet productive at the same time my Henry. I trust you are well?
Bowser:I'm glad to hear that dear Darla,
Yes I am well, just that the network seems abit dull
I do feel happy n glad talking to you everyday
That makes the network issues an adversary
Any news from the boss yet? I'm yet to get a response just yet
Darla:Awww you say the sweatest words
Bowser:Thanks Dear
Darla: Mr. Jizzler mentioned your message earlier today and told me he was impressed with you.
Bowser:Wow , that's a good news
Thank you
I'll have to wait for your further instructions
You're my guide
Darla: He is such a nice man and actually reminds me of you.
Bowser:Wow , thanks dear, you make me feel most welcome
I'm happy to get to know him
Darla: He is a very special man who knows the business and can make anything happen.
Bowser:Wow, that's a good thing, cus you guys are all I need
I believe in you
Darla:Just as I believe in you!
Bowser:Its bed time dear Darla, I'm gon get some sleep, take care dearie and tell me all I need to do next by tomorrow or anytime convenient
Darla:Good night although it would be fun to tuck you in.
Bowser:Thanks for believing in me, it means a lot to me
We'll talk by tomorrow dearie
Do have a lovely evening, dear Darla
Darla: Okay my Henry. Just try to reemmeebr that Jizzler speaks in an almost poetic fashion making him hard to understand on occasion.
Bowser:Ok dear, I'll keep that in mind , I'll let you know when he sends a response
Darla: Night Night don't let the Bed buggers bite!
Bowser:Thanks dear, I promise, take care Dearie
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Bed buggers haha Laughing Looking forward to seeing where this one goes

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And down goes the lad into the rabbit-hole, never to be seen again. Down, down, down into the burning ring of fire, down, down, down the flames went higher. Into the Mushroom Kingdom he goes.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 7:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bowser: Good evening Baby
Anna: hi dear
how are you?
Bowser: I'm fine Sweety, just miss my angel
Anna: I'm right here
how was your day?
Bowser: I know, my angels Presence fills my heart every breath I take
My day was fine sweety just a little interrupted n I didn't like it
I wanted to spend the day with you, n I was a bit interrupted
Anna: interrupted how?
Oh by the phone trouble
Bowser: Yes honey
How was your day love?
Anna: My day was fine dear
Bowser: Ok baby
(.....)
Anna: do you have any news honey?
Bowser: Not yet baby, I'm expecting by any time soon Honey
I'll let you know soon as they get back to me
Anna: Ok, thank you
Bowser: Any rains today love?
You're welcome Darling
Anna: I've been inside most of the day but it was a nice day
Bowser: Ok Sweety
I kinda remembered a game I played when I was a Child, I couldn't say those words without clipping my lips
Anna: what was it?
Bowser: I goes like this baby, the challenge was saying this words fast without clashing
Anna: oh, that's a nice challenge
Bowser: It goes like this baby
Saying the words ( Father Francis fried five fat fishes for five fat friends from France) repeatedly n fast, without clashing
Like 10 times n fast n accurate
Can you give it a try baby
Anna: That looks difficult. I'll try
Ok, I messed up on the third time already
Bowser: Go ahead sweety
Its quite difficult sweety
Anna: no kidding. I just made it to seven
Bowser: I clash all the time
Wow, that's impressive baby
I hardly make it up to five
Wow
Anna: aaah 9. And I messed up on the 10th
That is really hard
Bowser: You almost made it honey
Anna: Ha!
I won
15!
Bowser: Its hard love, those days I bit my tongue countless times
Wow
My Queen is a winner
I guess I'll have to say it by your lips
Anna: Guess so
Or just kiss them πŸ˜‰
Bowser: Here I go
I just got nine baby
I'll have to try again, this kiss is tremendous
This time it'll be a win
Here I go baby
Love I just hit 14
Anna: I would've swore it was 15
Bowser: That's a miracle
Wow yes it is baby
Anna: I'm going to get some sleep now and dream of some more
goodnight honey
Bowser: Good night darling
SWEET DREAMS
Night night baby
A little while later
Anna: Honey?
Bowser: Baby, I'm still here, Darla sent a text , she asked me to contact the boss via his email address , n I did buh I wanna know the next step
Anna: Oh thank you for telling me
I don't know about it
I just came back for another one of your magic kisses
Bowser: Wow, I needed it too honey
Now I'll dream even more
Anna: Me too. Goodnight honey
Tell me all about what you discuss in the morning
Bowser: I'll be sleeping soon honey, Goodnight darling
Anna: And your dreams as well
Bowser: Ok love, I will

Friday
Anna: Good morning dear
Bowser: Good morning Honey
Hope you slept well my Queen
Anna: How could I not after your kisses 😊
Bowser: Same here sweetheart, I had such a lovely nights sleep honey
I dreamt all about your lovely kisses n just didn't wanna wake
Honey , Darla told me her boss already got my email and told her he was impressed by my writings, and she said that the boss is nice and kindah old fashioned , so i've got to wait for his email back
It's good news Sweety
I gotta for Sweety, we'll talk by afternoon baby , love you honey
Anna: Wow, that is good news
I hope you hear from him soon

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 3:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Knocking the rust of of my favorite character has not been easy:

Quote:
Sup my Bowser,

The Jizzler says what a pleasure to meet such a treasure and it would be crazy of him not to recompense with his own Prelim if that makes some sense. Dig? See player we be cut from the same swath of material making this meeting of the minds sho nuff imperial.

So read the following Word so that you can says that you heard all the great and amazing facts all along making the biggest of impacts.

SOME VERBIAGE COURTESY OF BWARE

Peace out,

Phil


Luckily our Lad seems rather well hooked:

Quote:
Good day Sir, I must Confess I am tremendously amazed and thrilled by
the awesome beauty of your exceptional beautiful Company , and I must
say this again , I am honored to know you sir, your founding history
and historic Records is quite a major inspiration to my humble soul,
and I yield my self for the future that can be bestowed unto me by
your Helping Hand, Lead me sir and I will follow, and do my best with
my talent for the Company


Bowser then contacted Darla:



Quote:
Hi Dearie
I trust you are well dear Darla, I got a response from the boss and it seemed poetic just the way you predicted, he is a very nice man and I am pleased to know him, he sent me a link and asked me to access it , it contained a documentation of the founding history of the Company, and his amazing Records and trophies and many more
I sent him a reply , telling him of how much I appreciate the company and how honored I am to get to be your own
That's how far it's been dearie, thank you so much dear


A rare one indeed...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 6:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Darla wrote:
A rare one indeed...


That's how he introduced himself almost 4 months ago and eversince that hook started to sink in deeper and deeper. He's screwed.

Friday In the afternoon
Bowser: Hi love
Yes it is honey , I just saw his response, n he seemed quite glad, he sent me a link and asked me to go through it, and I did , it was about the founding history of the Company and it was amazing
So I sent him a reply n hope to receive a response anytime soon
Thanks honey
I missed you Sweety, how is your day going?
Anna: wow, that's great news
My day is just getting a whole lot better honey
Bowser: That's awesome baby
Busy day?
Anna: This morning it wasn't but you weren't online
Bowser: Ok love, I was trying to access the Amazon site buh still no luck, I got there personal app buh it loads n hangs again ,
Anna: I don't understand
Bowser: I meant i tried accessing the amazon site this morning. Still indicates the web page as unavailable
Can't get why
Anna: That's what i don't understand. I understood you perfectly
Bowser: Ok baby, I got their most recent app n installed it but it still does that
Buh I'll keep trying
Anna: Doesn't work on your laptop either?
Bowser: It should, I just don't have my modern here buh I'll get it this evening n try with the system
My hotspot network is usually slow, so I'll have to try with a different network
Anna: I see
Bowser: Any meetings?
Anna: In an hour
Just working on some proposals now
Bowser: Ok , hope you don't mind me distracting a little
Anna: Not at all
You're the most bestest distraction in my day
Bowser: Wow , thank you Sweety, its an amazing one
I'll give you a kiss, the magical one baby
Anna: Hope that won't cause a too big distraction
Bowser: Oops , then a peck would suffice
Anna: Haha
Did you let them hear your music yet honey?
Bowser: Not yet honey, was waiting on the request buh I guess I'll have to send it anyways
The timing is Perfect
Anna: You think?
Bowser: I'll ask Darla to know if it's alright
Considering the steps they've given so far
Anna: Maybe that's best
But I'm sure they will love your music
What will you send them?
Bowser: Most of my old songs are the Africa vibe n the genre isn't inline with my major Gift, buh I had to do them cus they trend here
Anna: Can you send those to me?
I'd love to hear it
Bowser: I was thinking of your Song sweety but its not mixed n mastered yet
Anna: You mean the one you did Sunday?
Bowser: No honey I meant , the one I did for you firstly
Anna: I love that one. You should mix and master it and send them. They'll be soo impressed
Bowser: Ok baby, its just my mixing equipments available yet honey
Isn't available
Anna: You could ask some artiste friends to help you with it
Bowser: No worries sweety I'll get it mixed
It's raining yet again
Anna: Ok Honey. I think they'll love it when it's finished.
Will you send me your African songs?
Bowser: Pardon the delay baby (he was texting Darla)
Thanks honey
Anna: That's not an answer πŸ™‚
Bowser: To be honest love, I didn't like them so I got rid of it , n decided I was sing the way I'm Gifted to
The African vibe was never really my thing baby
Anna: Wow that's disappointing. You made it look like you had them available
Why would you throw that away? I would've loved to hear it
Bowser: I did but I erased it sweety, I know love , but no need to worry honey, I'll deliver the best songs in my ability now
I just love to be original
Anna: Can you let me hear some of that African stuff anyway? Just freestyle like you did last week?
Ah and you are original. There's no one quite like you
Bowser: Thanks baby
I'll work a freestyle on the African type n send it tonight baby
I'll be back in 30 minutes baby
Anna: Ok dear. Thank you
I'll be in a meeting when you're back
Bowser: Ok baby, love you Sweety
Anna: Love you too honey
later

>>>Bowser's African freestyle song<<<

Bowser: Thats the freestyle you requested honey
Anna: I'm going home first and listen to it there
Thank you honey
Bowser: You're welcome sweetheart

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Even thoug a safari can be really nice, I want this lad to be focussed on his new artist carreer first, so I had to dangle that carrot a little farther away and lucky for me he gave me the perfect opportunity. I think he'll be banging his head against the wall now.

Friday evening
Anna: I love it!
It's beautiful
Bowser: Wow thanks baby, but that's not really my thing love
When we see you'll understand why baby
Anna: Oh, I don't really understand, because it is really amazing as well
Why is it not?
Bowser: Ok baby, i made it that way cus its the way my voice is , originally if I used the real vocal concept used here , its gon probably gonna burst your ear head phone sweety
I was practically forced by producers in the past to sound the way the rest does because they say here in Africa. Don't sing like American
Or like the European cus it won't trend
So my past songs sounded very weird cus I had to literally change my voice to fit into the African flow thereby making me sound like I got a raw alcoholic voice when I dont
And + they believe you smoke before recording and I dont
So it really frustrated me sweety, they told me u got a sweet little voice but it ain't gon sale, n I told them it won't cus my gift when fully groomed won't be meant for here
Most good songs are criticized here n when performed people hardly understand
However it may be baby, they've ruined my vocals for way too long, and I ain't gon sing what I am not love
I'll sing how it comes to me, that way I'll be happy making a song
Anna: Then it's even more better that you're talking with an american company now.
They must love you
Bowser: I pray so love, they quite show me some love already, if I be a star tomorrow , my Queen made it so and I love her more than anything
Anna: It's all you honey. You have the talent, I just pointed you in a good direction
Bowser: Love you honey
I'll have to relog in an hour or so sweety , maybe in an hour or less
Anna: love you too dear.
Battery dead?
He logged off to do some shopping on Amazon and sent Anna a few linkies:
Click
Click
Then, after a while he came back

Bowser: Hi sweety, not really baby, I was browsing Amazon through my laptop honey but it has some few complications
I can't seem to find some of the exact product models of the equipments I need baby
I emailed about two product links to your mail but It wasn't even the ones I need
The various products has its websites set apart n I can seem to find the exact models I'm looking for in Amazon sweety
Anna: Oh. I don't know nothing about the equipment that you would need
Bowser: That's the thing love they don't have the exact models mostly
I have a video containing everything needed and the names but I still would prefer you send the money as it comes to your heart
Anna: I would prefer you to send me a list
Bowser: I have the lists i just don't see some of the exact product models in Amazon
Do you wanna buy them online ?
Anna: I think so
Bowser: baby, do you think it wrong sending me the money ?
Anna: It's a gift ok? but if you don't like it then lets forget abou the whole thing
I don't want this to become an issue between us
goodnight
(This was a nice moment to log off and have his weekend start off very nice again)
Bowser: Its not an issue honey
I just really wanted to get it less costly here and use the rest to ready your visitation
Don't get me wrong honey, I'll never let anything be an issue between me and my Queen
I'm just really concerned making your coming comfortable the best I can
Cheer up baby
Didn't mean to get you upset
<picture of a small bike with an obese person on it>
That bike is in trouble
Boom I bet the tires would go flat in a minute
You're sleeping already honey?
My Lovely Queen is already in bed,
SWEET DREAMS HONEY
I LOVE YOU

Saturday
Bowser: Good morning Sweetheart
Anna: I was not sleeping, i was just done talking
Bowser: Ok love, good morning, I will make the necessary lists baby and will Cherish this Gift
Anna: I told you to forget about it
Let's just skip this issue
Bowser: Love , I'm sorry
But you do know I have need of this
Please don't be mad at me honey
For the sake of your love
I do have need of it
Anna: You have asked me three times now to change me gift while I wanted to give you exactly what you need
How do you think that makes me feel?
Bowser: I'm sorry honey, I was putting your comfort in November first, I didn't mean to make you feel this way
Anna: I'm not worried about my comfort if I'd come in November. I'm sure we'll figure that out by then
Bowser: Ok baby, I'm sorry honey
Anna: Fine
Bowser: You're my angel
Thank you honey
Anna: You're welcome
Bowser: Can I still get the lists later baby
Anna: Don't bother
I'll take you shopping if I visit you
Bowser: That would be amazing baby buh that means we'll have to travel to Onitsha or Lagos cus that's where it can be purchased here
Anna: Then you can show me your country at the same time
Bowser: Yes baby buh for some reasons I still think it'll be better if you did it the way you intended firsly, getting it online
Anna: You didn't want that
Bowser: I did baby , but you know why I sounded that way honey
I want that
It'll be better, stronger n a better quality if it's bought n shipped
Anna: Then maybe you should've thought about that before you rejected my gift
Bowser: I'm sorry I was ignorant, but I never rejected it baby , I loved it
Anna: Then you have a strange way of expressing that
Bowser: Ok baby I'll make up for that , with a new song I'll sing for you , when you're here
A brand new song
Anna: Another one?
Bowser: Yes honey
Anna: That's sweet of you honey
Bowser: And you're Sweeter
Sweetheart, how's the weather today?
Anna: Don't know. I'm being lazy today and still in bed
I'm going to get some breakfast now
Bowser: You're not lazy honey, my Queen's just been working really hard, she needs a good rest
Alright honey
We'll talk in a while sweety


At some point that parcel will be sent to him, but first he has to be a good lad and please the boss with a nice audition

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

With any luck an audition video will be arriving in a week or so. No pressure yet eh?

Quote:
Bowser:Good afternoon dear
Or evening perhaps
How are you today?
Darla:I am wonderful my Henry. How are you?
Bowser:I'm fine dear Darla, been a while
Darla:I was hoping we could have chatted yesterday but today works as well I suppose.
Bowser:Me too, ok dear
It does my dear
Hope the day's been victorious as always
Darla:If you give me half an hour I'll tell you something awesome.
THE PIZZA GIRL SHOWED UP
Bowser:Ok dear, I'll be waiting
AFTER A BIT
Darla:I was talking with the Boss and he was telling how impressed he was with your introduction.
Bowser:Wow , that's good news
I'm happy to hear this dear
Darla: Darling he also told me the song that he would like you to perform for your audition.
Bowser:Wow, ok dearie, may I know the song?
Darla: I'm probably not supposed to tell you but it is one of his favorite songs.
Bowser:Ok dearie , I understand
Darla: But I want yu to do well and hope maybe you can practice
Bowser:Ok dear, you're right
Darla:If you promise me to not tell him I will give you the song that he really enjoys.
Bowser: I promise
Darla: LINKY SENT
Bowser:Ok that's the Song ?
Thanks Dear
Has he told you when I'm gonna be doing the Song
Darla: No but it is the Weekend so I'd imagine he'd like to see an audition video by next Friday.
Bowser: OK dear
Thank you so much
I'll be in touch with you dear
Darla:My Henry you are becoming very special to me I must say
Bowser:Thank you dearie, and you are so amazing to me, I'm grateful to have you as a very dear friend
Darla: I'm sure you will remember my name for years to come.
Bowser:I will forever
You're a part of my life nw
now
Darla:Wow. You have no idea what that means to me right now.
Bowser:I'm glad it makes you happy
Darla:My special man have you listened to the song that the Boss might possibly request?
Bowser:No dearie, I'll review it tomorrow network seems crappy tonight
I have a song I did recently buh it isn't mixed yet, I'll love you to hear the song dear
Darla:One step at a time sweet Henry.
Bowser:You're right dear, I'll stay focused with this first
Thank you Darla,I'd like to ask dearie, after the video where would it be uploaded to
To the Companies site or through email dearie
Pardon my questions
Darla: It will be emailed to the Boss or to me but not uploaded anywhere until you have been retained under a proper contract.
Bowser:Ok dear, I love it this way
you're my amazing guide
Thank you Dearie
Darla: You are ever so welcome my Henry.
Bowser:I think my bed time is here already, I'll have to get some sleep now
Do take care dearie, Night night dear
** NOTE-HE SENDS GIHUNGOUS EMOGIES ALL THE TIME**
Darla:If you weren't in a relationship I'd definitely try to join you in your bed right now
Bowser:That's very romantic
Sweet dreams dearie
Darla: Yess my special man






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PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Saturday
Bowser: Network been a mess all evening
I missed you honey
How was your day love
Anna: My day was fine, was waiting for you
Bowser: I'm sorry I took so long honey, My Dad came by and the day got much busy than I expected
I couldn't even go for a run today
Anna: Oh but it's nice to see him I think
What did you do?
Bowser: Yes it was sweety
After laundry n a few things , he came by and we had launch n spent time, then he asked me to accompany him to deliver a few goods from the market to the family house, so it longer since I had to see Mum
Its been a while since I last spent much time with him
It was nice but same time I was thinking of you all day long, missing my Queen
Anna: But we talk every day and you don't so it's good to spend time with him
Bowser: Yes love, it is
Hope you had a lot of rest today baby
Anna: Not much. I did some stuff around the house and then went out to meet a few friends
Bowser: Ok love
Hope the weather was fair today
Anna: It was good enough, some rain, but not too much
Bowser: Ok baby it was sunny today here
I feel like giving you a kiss
N taking you outside to see the stars
N we can have a lovely time with nature
Anna: I would love that
Bowser: Its gon be a lovely view honey
Anna: I'm sure it will. I miss that from the city. Hardly any stars to see here
Bowser: Ok honey then the stars n all nature better get ready cus we gon be spending amazing moments together
Anna: Honey did you hear anything from Darla today?
Bowser: She sent sent me a message baby, but it was just a greeting message honey she hasn't told me about the company deal yet
Anna: ok. Well, I guess that makes sense. It's weekend now
Bowser: Yes honey, buh she's chatting me now
Anna: Oh, ok.
Good luck then. I'm off to bed
Bowser: Ok honey
SWEET DREAMS MY QUEEN
Anna: Love you
Bowser: LOVE YOU TOO HONEY
Anna: I don't really like being alone at night anymore
Bowser: I'll be with you in a little while n I will always be there forever honey
Anna: Can you please do me a favour tomorrow?
Bowser: Ok baby , ofcourse
What's that baby?
Anna: I would love to have a nice picture of you that you make especially for me
I don't even have one good picture of you and I want to set it as my phone background
Bowser: Ok Love, I'll do that for my Queen
Anna: I mean no offence but you don't have many in your profile and most are not recent, though I love the profile picture cause it's really dreamy ☺️😍
Bowser: Thanks honey, I'll take one tomorrow
Anna: Thank you love
Bowser: You're welcome My Queen

Sunday morning
Anna: Good morning
Bowser: Good morning Honey, hope you slept well Darling?
Have a lovely day Honey
Anna: Yes I slept well. You too?
Bowser: Yes Honey
HAPPY NEW MONTH BABY
Anna: Thank you honey
Can't believe it's September already. Time flies
What's your plan for today
Bowser: It does sweety
Church sweety n home later on
What about you Sweety?
What's your plans for the day baby?
Anna: I'll be in church most of the day
We're going to cook and eat together after service
Bowser: Ok honey
Anna: Wish you could join us, it's very nice
Bowser: Wow that will be awesome sweety
I wish i too honey, your Presence represents mine too love
I've gotta go sweety , we'll talk later
Love you baby , take care

in the evening
Bowser: Hi Honey
Anna: Hi
How was your day
Bowser: I had a great day Honey, hope you had a great day love?
Anna: Yes it was. I just came home
What have you been doing
Bowser: After church , nothing much baby , came home about two hours ago
Love Darla told me I'll be making the audition video by weekend
Anna: What audition video honey
Bowser: Said the boss really appreciates my approach, said they had a discussion about me again
The one the boss requested honey
Anna: You didn't tell me about it yet
Bowser: I didn't? Ok baby I thought I did, that's when you told me you love surprises baby, do you remember honey?
Anna: No I don't
Oh. I see you've mentioned it. I'm a little tired. Sorry
Bowser: Ok baby , I thought I mentioned that too, Darla told me I'll have to do a cover song and the video as my auditioning, and that was when she said it'll be fine for me to talk with the boss for an introduction
Its ok love I understand
So I'll be doing the video before Friday
Anna: Wow. That's quick
What song will you be doing
Bowser: She told me the boss might ask me to do his favorite song , called <No spoilers>, but she told me she wasn't meant to tell me that yet, but she told me to Promise not to tell the boss and I did, it was helpful
Anna: It was helpful that you didn't tell him?
Bowser: No baby , it was helpful that I'll get to practice before making the video
Since I'm not familiar with the song, but its a lovely old school Pop song
Anna: Yes it's a very good song. I love it
Bowser: I hope to do well
Anna: Of course you will honey
Bowser: Thanks Honey
Anna: You're welcome
I'm going to rest for a bit. It was a busy day
Bowser: I took a picture, but wasn't much a beauty
Anna: Really?
Bowser: Ok honey
Anna: I thought you forgot
Bowser: Ya it was just a little selfie
Anna: I hate making pictures. Cameras pointed at me freak me out, but I'm pretty sure that your picture is nice because you made it for me
<picture of Anna's lover>
Bowser: Its not much love, but its from my heart to you honey
Anna: Thank you dear
I love it
And if you don't like this one you can always make a new one another day
Bowser: Ok baby
I'm glad you love it darling
Anna: It will be the background on my phone so I can see you every day always
Bowser: Love you so much honey
Anna: Love you too
Bowser: I have yours as mine as well
Anna: Really? Which one?
Not that stupid yoga picture right?
Bowser: No honey , but its not stupid baby I love your every picture
Its the one you're having a scarf on
I love them all
Anna: Thank you honey
Bowser: you're welcome honey
Anna: I'm going to rest some and make some dinner
I'll be back later
Bowser: Ok sweetheart

And on a personal note.... sorry OP for teaching my lads to use the gay emoji's. I think it makes them more gay and it helps me to make them feel lurved whenever I don't know what to say.

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My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"You're right after all, I'm just some sick stalker and a dumb illiterate." Egobia
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