Michael just wants to please

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Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:02 pm

I signed up on a dating site and snagged a lad within minutes.

Heidi black text
Michael blue

Ok my name is Mike please
Mike Please is a strange name.

Please Michael please

Hi Micheal. Do you like to party?
Oh yes please
Me too.
Oh ok so please what do we do please
Tell me a joke first to get me in the mood. And don't be lazy and just google one. I'll check.
Please can we exchange pictures please
What, dick photos?
Your's first please
Usually when a guy wants to send me a photo, he means a photo of his dick. Men are disgusting and dirty.
Not dick please
Our normal pictures please
Tell me a good joke first and I'll photo whatever you like.
233******409
Is that your weight? You a big boi.
That's my number please
Number of what? Brain cells?
So that we chat on whatsap so that i can tell you a lot of jokes please
Phone number please
Only liars and gimps use whatsapp.
Oh no please this is Ghana please and is the fastest way of chatting please
I don't have Whatsapp. And anyway. I hardly know you.
Ok okay
Am Michael and am in Ghana please
And you please
I'm from England.
I like Ghanaian men.
Oh okay that's nice i wish am also there please
Really
Yes. Really. They are kind and honest. Not like other men. They lie all the time and just want sex.
Please is not all of us please
u look nice.
Sometimes it depends on the way the brought that person up please
Thanks for that please
What do you do for a job? You look like you could an airline pilot or something similar. Tall and hansom. I like that.
Thanks please
So what do you do?
Am just a guy trying to make it in life please
I completed senior high school and am searching for money to further my education please
You like to keep your options open and take whatever opportunities arise? I like that in my men.
Thanks please
I have a rich daddy so money isn't a problem.
Like seriously please
What do you like doing? Hobbies and that...
Am ready to do anything for you if only you will help me please
What ever that you can help me with please
Help you what? You seem pretty set up to me. Nice set of wheels you are driving and good education. The world is your lobster. <His profile is a picture of him standing next to some kind of 4x4
You asked me what do i like doing please
And i said what ever that you will help me do please
Yes. You seem like a fun guy.
Go you have email?
Now that i want to create some please
My brother just gave the phone to me please
Are you here to meet a nice girl or just get a passport?
Please am here to get someone that God have given to me please
Are you religious?
Yes please
And you please
Me too.
Oh okay nice one
That's me.
Oh okay
R U there?
Like you have whatsap we can even do a video call please
Yes am there please
I told you. Only liars and gimps use Whatsapp. I don't have it.
give me your email.
Now before i will create some please
Hurry up.
Ok please
I'm waiting.
michael*********@g-mail.com
Please that is my email please
there's no such mail as g-mail
Do you mean gmail ?
Yes please
Ok i'll contact you on that email tomorrow. I hope you are not lying to me?
I very serious and i can even swear with my life please
OK. That's good enough for me. I'll tell what I'll do. I'm going to set up a special lovers gmail just for you. I'll get them to text security code to your number to prove it's you. OK? You tell me what code they text to your phone.

Ok please
Wait there.
Ok
So what do you do please
They have text code to your phone. Give it me.
G-459429
That's it please
Hang on.
How please
OK. My email is: heidihole******@gmail.com You can mail me there to prove it's you. You are a good boi. I like you very much.
My name is Heidi Hole just so you know.
Ok please
And don't mail me any dick pictures or we're finished. OKAY?
I don't want to see your junk.
Okay please
Just email me to see how they do it please
I'm just washing my hair. You mail me on our lovers email we just set set up. Bye for now lover. xxx Our email: heidihole******@gmail.com
Ok pls

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:03 am

More please.

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:24 am

I have never seen a lad beg so profusely to be baited! You've hooked a real people pleaser!

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:58 am

Michael's back for more.

Heidi black
Michael blue

Are you there?

Yes please

Have sent you sexy selfie. Check email. xxx
Ok pls
Good morning please
Hi.
Yes dear
Were you thinking about me when you were alone in bed last night?
I have just missed you please
And.......
And what please
I wish we can do video call please
Don't you want to know if I was thinking about you when I was alone?
I really want to know please
What do you want to know?

How you feel about me when you are alone please
I don't feel anything.
Ok please
I was thinking about your brother. You know. The one who lent you his phone last night.
What did he do please
He handed his phone over to you so I could get the code for gmail. Have you forgotten already?
Do you even have a phone? Or is it your brother's phone?
I mean he gave the phone to me please
He will not take it back again please
Gave it to you as a present? Was it your birthday?
The phone is now mine
He bought a new phone and gave the old one to me please
It's my birthday soon. Ask me what I would like?
Ok what will you like please
I'd like you to make me a big birthday card in the shape of a heart and send me a photo of you holding it. Can you do that?
Then we can have phone sex like you keep asking for.
I will try please
So when is the birthday please?
My birthday is tomorrow. Can you do it by then? I'll send the message I want you to write on it later. And it has to be big. < It is actually my birthday tomorrow Razz

Oh ok
You are an absolute darling. Big kiss and hugs. xxx I have to go for work now but will be back later. And don't forget to think about me. Love u
So what if i send you love pictures and birthday presents please
What do you do for a living please?
Anything you like sweetie. What do you want?
I work for my dad. He runs a charity to help the poor in Africa.
Business start ups and that sort of thing. See ya later! Bye bye for now. xxx

The lad (I suspect it's a ladette on the other end because they use 'dear' in their text) asked what the xxx's were, so I explained.

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:30 pm

Michael came up with my birthday card. Such an obvious fake he got a smack straight away. Getting nothing but excuses now. The amount of effort they put into the fake is probably more than making an actual card.

He does however look like the same person in the profile picture on the dating site.

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 7:10 am

Update. I tore Michael off a strip since the fake card picture debacle, and demanded he make a birthday card to my specification. I've had nothing but bleating and bellyaching about how hard it is to get art materials in Ghana.

Nothing worth posting from chat. It's just please or plz every other word.

He promised me faithfully it would be coming today. Let's see.

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:10 am

I like Michael...it's so hard to find a polite lad these days. You shouldn't be so are on him Very Happy

be harder!

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