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Wannabe Baiter Joined: 25 Mar 2013 Posts: 81

After around 3 years of my last real attempt at baiting I found it was the right time to have another go. This is still at a very early stage and don't have any particular goal for this beyond straight baiting for as long as possible. Hope it's ok to post this here, if it doesn't annoy you too much I might even share an update every now and then.

I'll also give a try at this little toy I came up with a couple years ago and never took the chance to actually use before (shameless self promotion ahead)

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Because I have a thing for loan lads (even if they're a specially lazy class of bastards), I took the a few ones from scamwarners and this apparently particularly dense one replied.

Any suggestions, appreciations hints or tips always welcome.

On 05/08/2019 13:55 I wrote:

Good day,

I just found your email in my spam folder.

This looks pretty much like what we've been looking for. Can you please
provide more details?

Best regards,

On 05/08/2019 16:13 Lad wrote:

Thanking you very much and are you interested about the loan so that we can
proceed further information immediately Okay

On 05/08/2019 20:19 Lad wrote:

Fill in this information

Full names:
Country:
Phone:
Amount of compulsory loan:
Term of the loan:
Monthly income:
Address:

Thank you while waiting for your answer.

idiot lad loan company.

Credit / Financial Services.

On 06/08/2019 13:52 I wrote:

Mr. Morgan,

We could be interested in taking a corporate loan.
Which interest rates do you offer? What is the maximum loan amount and
repayment period?

Please elaborate.

Best regards,

On 06/08/2019 18:13 Lad wrote:

Fill in this information

Full names:
Country:
Telephone number:
Required Loan Amount:
Duration of the loan:
Monthly income:
Residential address:

Thanks as we wait for your answer

idiot lad loan company.

Loan / Financial Services.

(x2)

On 07/08/2019 09:04 I wrote:

Mr Morgan,

Are you reading my emails? I asked 2 very simple questions. Seems like you
didn't even read them and someone else is replying automated responses on
your behalf. All I got was the same message 2 times which didn't address
any of the things I said.

We're prospecting the online loan market looking for a suitable Loan
Company for our needs. We'll be expanding the Studios to Europe in the next
few months. It is quite the big move we've been planning for years, and a
lot of money and effort has been put into this. This means a lot of
business coming to you if things go well, and probably I could send a lot
of more customers your way if your way of doing business is proper.

So, things we will need from you to even starting to be considered a
convenient potential business partner:

- Seriousness. Be professional. I hate wasting time. This is very
important and, Sir, you're already starting to fail here by using an
automated reply sender. By using an automated reply sender you think you're
saving time but you're actually wasting both yours and mine.

- Commitment and reliability. If we're going to be doing business
togteher, there has to be absolutely no doubt of your promptness and best
effort policy when any little inconvenience comes up.

- Hard work. Excuses are for the lazy. Laziness is the first step in the
road to failure. We want success, both for you and for us, not failure.
Hard working people are successful in life.

You can of course expect all these from Us. But, and I'll ask you to be
totally honest here, Sir, can we expect that from you?

All the best,

On 07/08/2019 22:38 Lad wrote:

Thanks and what think business partner do you want and what is the business
so that will can process further information ok

On 08/08/2019 10:23 I wrote:

Mr. Morgan,

Now, that's the right mindset to make business. Straight and to the point.
Business is, you are a Loan Company. We would like to take a loan.

We are prospecting the online loan market and would like to know a bit
better about your firm and the specific offers you can make. We are not
taking a 30 thousand grands loan from the first boor that comes across. So,
please explain what interest rate can you give for a $3.000.000,00 loan to
be repayed in minimum 10 years? I must tell you, some of your competitors
have offered rates as low as 2% and there has been even a 1% offer.
Anything above 3% will NOT be acceptable.

And also, please be clear and transparent about any upfront payments or
hidden costs of the operation. We understand the reason why these exist and
will be ok and happy to deal with them, but they need to be accounted for
in order to properly evaluate your offer.

Best regards,

On 08/08/2019 13:55 Lad wrote:

Thank have get your feedback and the company is well to work with you offer
you this loan and the interest rate. Is 2% that is the rate you can also
tell us the amount that you need and the year so that the company will
start planning how to proceed your loan to you because will are ready to
offer you this loan 100.% guarantee done.

My character was starting to feel fraudstrated with all this nonsense:

On 08/08/2019 14:21 I wrote:

Mr. Morgan,

Please, stop wasting my time. It's becoming increasingly clear to me that
you aren't even bothering reading my emails. Either you have an automated
reply set up - which would mean you're a lazy wanker that doesn't care
about business - or you really aren't reading anything I write - which
would also show you don't care about business. Please give me reasons to
think nothing of these is the issue here.

I already told you in my previous email:

- Desired Loan amount is $3,000,000.00
- Repayment term would be minimum 10 years.
- Be transparent and honest about any upfront payments or hidden costs of
the operation. We understand the need for them to exist and are aboslutely
ok with them but they must be accounted for.

Please, do pay attention to the emails I send you. It seems like you're not
even bothering reading them at all. I take business seriously, and can't
understand why you are delaying things this way. I want to see progress
with every email I receive from you, or at least a relevant update.

Get back to me with a specific offer for the Loan, and also with an answer
to this question "What was Napoleon's last battle?" to prove you're not a
time waster and do actually read my emails.

Best regards,

On 08/08/2019 14:33 Lad wrote:

Hello,

I got your information, Having re!ad through your email I will
want to say that I will be able to offer you the loan of ($3,000,000.00)
and I have stated the terms and conditions of the loan below for you to
see and tell me if you are in agreement with the loan terms and conditions
or not.

LOAN TERMS AND CALCULATION:

Loan Amount: $3,000,000.00
Loan Interest Rate: 2%
Loan Term: 10 years
Monthly Loan Payment: $27,604.04
Number of Payments: 120
Cumulative Payments: $3,312,484.29
Total Interest Paid: $312,484.29

IDENTIFICATION NEEDED: Furthermore be informed that you will also need a
form of Identification which can be either a (Driver's License) or your
(working ID card) as well as and if you have one. This is important to us
try and send it to us.

Just also want to inform you that the loan is be transferred to you with a
fast delivering process. In acknowledgment to this mail, we can
start the processing of your loan. Thanks for your understanding,

PAYMENT OPTIONS
============================================================
BANK TO BANK WIRE TRANSFER: In this option, loan funds are transferred
directly into your bank account with the aid of my bank, in this option,
applicant must have to send down his or her full banking information to
enable us make the transfer and it takes maximum 12
hours for the funds to be transferred into your Account.

Bank Name :
Bank Address :
Bank Account Numbers :
IBAN Numbers :

Through Western Union : In this option, Loan funds are transferred to the
application via Western Union Transfer. and applicant are advised to send
down their His / Her Western Union information..

Receiver"s Name :
Receiver"s Country :
Receiver"s State :
Text Question :
Text Answer :

Hope to hear from you soon. Once Again You Are Welcome.

Warm Regards

Mr. idiot lad

x2

He apparently can't handle more than one question in a single email so had to try again:

On 08/08/2019 15:23 I wrote:

Philip,

You're slowly making progress, but:

1) You didn't answer question I asked in my previous email to prove you're
not using a robot of automated response. Which was Napoleon's last battle?
2) You didn't state any upfront payments or hidden costs of the operation
for our consideration. Can you explicitly confirm that?

It's been an extremely busy day today and I can't really be all day
checking my email to keep repeating myself. Answer these 2 questions
immediately or don't bother emailing me ever again.

Only after you do I'll submit your offer's details to the accounting
department so they can evalute it together with the rest of the applicants.

Best regards,

On 08/08/2019 15:26 Lad wrote:

Thank so what do you really want and what is your co-operation?

My character was really aggravated so it seemed the right time for lashing out on him:

On 08/08/2019 15:40 I wrote:

What do I really want? Really? Well, what I *don't* want are more
unproductive email exchanges with an illiterate mongrel who seemingly can't
understand proper English.

I want you to explicitly confirm there are no foreseen upfront payments,
advanced fees or hidden charges associated with this Loan operation. Or
detail them if there are any.
I want you to answer: "Where was Napoleon's last battle".

I've learnt writing email while angry is never a good idea but you're
really pushing my limits. I'll refrain my anger and just assume maybe you
can't even understand plain English. Or I could just assume you're joking
and wasting my valuable time. What do you prefer?

Answer, or fuck off.

On 08/08/2019 18:58 Lad wrote:

I understand your English very well and you most pay for charging for
transfer or approved bank charges for your loan to deliver into your bank
account imminently Ok

Which laid ground to explain all the stresses he's going through, relax things a bit and appear as the reasonable and good-willed person he is.

On 09/08/2019 10:10 I wrote:

Dear Philip,

I'd like to apologize for my email yesterday, in case it came across to you
as rude. That is not how Business is meant to be conducted and I admit my
lack of temper to handle the situation, no matter how outrageous it was.

I hope you'll understand. I have been under a lot of stress for the last
few months. I'm temporarily relocated in Europe for the new offices deal
and life here is not easy. As the director of the Studios I have a lot of
film festivals and business meals to deal with while staying here.
For instance, I am now in Switzerland for the 2019 Locarno International
Film Festival. Weather here is horrible, just imagine yesterday we had a
scorching 28ºC , that's just about 82ºF. Can you believe it? And the air
conditioner in the hotel room is just too cold, I think I'm getting a sore
throat already because of that.

I am so far away from my family and home, and I miss them a lot. I have two
kids back there, do you have a family? If you do you will understand what I
mean.
Where is your company located by the way? Hope the timing of my emails is
just right for you. I still haven't gotten used to this stupid timezone. I
hate Europe.

Back to business, I will forward your contact information to our Accounting
department so they can proceed with the Loan deal.

I have to go, there's a pool party I'm obliged to attend as a guest after
the breakfast hands-up meeting.

All the best,

On 09/08/2019 10:43 Lad wrote:

Thanks for your understanding and your benefits I sure you that everything
will be fine so will are ready to process your loan to you immediately all
will need is for your financial details for us to transfer the funds to you
as soon possible. And also have family too to take care wife children okay

God bless you

The account manager that will take over will be a lot less friendly maybe he'll even ask for his share of the deal Twisted Evil

Moved to Main from HH&T - bware419ers

Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:35 pm

Nice to see that tool is still around.

Now if only someone would develop some baiting apps for smartphones. Lol

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

Let me know if you want a partner.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 25 Mar 2013 Posts: 81

This lad is so thick.

On 12/08/2019 15:11 James wrote:

My name is James Bean from Baiter Studios, and I'm with the Accounting
department assisting Mr. <Baiter> here.
Because he's apparently too busy to handle stuff himself he passed your
contact details to me so I can take over and proceed with this Loan Deal.

All the information he gave me are a few forwared chatty and nonsense
emails where there's all kind of crap talk and no serious business talk.

Brief me on the last relevant update.

On 12/08/2019 16:07 I wrote:

Dear Philip,

I am happy to inform I have forwarded your contact information and all the
relevant discussion we've had so far about the Loan to my Accountant
assistant Mr. James.

Please, do cooperate with him so he can figure out the details of this
transaction and evaluate it in comparison with the other Loan offers we
have on the table.
Cooperation is extremely important to us so we can distinguish competent
and reliable business partners from unserious and risky ones, so it's in
your own interest to kindly cooperate with him and fulfill his requests.

I have forwarded him your info only because I have trust in your company
and your ways of doing business, and see potential in you. Please do not
prove me wrong.

All the best,

One reply to my main character:

On 13/08/2019 00:26 Lad wrote:

Thank and do you really want this loan urgently so that we can proceed
further transfer insurgent as soon possible imminently so what is your
co-operation about this loan Ok

He then starts his nonsense replies to James:

On 13/08/2019 00:37 Lad wrote:

So thankful and grateful do you really need to do business with me or what
is the business all about is the loan that you want any order thing that
will can secure you with Ok

On 13/08/2019 15:26 James wrote:

I need to elaborate a Loan Proposal document for the Studios Financial
Committee to approve. This Proposal will need to have detailed insight
about the specific circumstances of this deal so I will need you to provide
some background information about you and your company. Where is it
located, how many years has it been in the business, relevant success
cases, important customers you had in the past. This kind of stuff.

Anything you feel it's important to point out to the Committee so they'll
look favorably on this deal will be ok to add.

Actually I'm reviewing this draft document I have and I'm missing a lot of
information about you. I don't even know the official name of your company.
Clarify all of the above.

Clueless...

On 13/08/2019 16:32 Lad wrote:

Fill in this information

Full names:
Country:
Telephone number:
Required Loan Amount:
Duration of the loan:
Monthly income:
Residential address:

Thanks as we wait for your answer

idiot lad loan company.

Loan / Financial Services.

On 14/08/2019 09:57 James wrote:

You already have all the information you asked for while ignoring my
questions.
And I don't feel the Studios needs to disclose more information to someone
who is still a complete stranger and not a real business partner yet.

I'm not quite sure you understand the situation. I need an answer to the
questions I asked in my previous email so I can elaborate a Loan Request
document for the Board to evaluate and approve. Until then, THERE IS NO
BUSINESS to be made. The Financial Committee needs to approve this deal for
it to become reality.

Do you understand?

A glimpse of understanding?

On 14/08/2019 17:02 Lad wrote:

You very much and understand you our company locations is italy Piazzale
Trento 10 36061 Bassano del Grappa Vicenza.

And have a lot people who reads help out and lot transaction have been made
so I guarantee you that 100 % assurance successful transaction you have
nothing to worry about you are the right place I promise you that will not
despot you and you will benefits from this company I sure you okay

On 16/08/2019 11:21 James wrote:

Okay, with this information I will hopefully finish your file by this
weekend so it will be included in the Report we'll be delivering next week
to the Financial Committee.

Regarding your ranking position among all Loan companies we're in contact
with, I've got to tell you the 2% interest rate could be a problem. Some of
your competitors are offering lower interest rates even reaching 1%. Is
there any chance you could discreetly make a minor discount in the interest
rate? This would be of course in both our best interest.

Your company being Europe based is a big plus for us. Not only because
we're talking about expanding business to Europe here, but also because
most of the other companies we're considering are from West Africa, and
we're finding cultural differences can really be a problem with them. I've
found many of them to be basically illiterate when it comes to business.

I'll keep you posted with the updates.

Too good to be true

On 16/08/2019 15:20 Lad wrote:

Thanks Bean will understand you a lot so will are ready to offer you this
loan is for you to get back to us with your full amount that you need and
all your details information so that will can star process further
information immediately Okay

On 19/08/2019 10:32 James wrote:

Mate,

Are you on drugs or what? Am I speaking to the same Philip Morgan I spoke
to last week? Is someone else answering your email for you?
I told you I'd be finishing the Loan Request document this weekend so it
could be submitted this week to the Financial Committee.

I need you to confirm the interest rate will be 2% and is NOT eligible for
a discount. I already have the terms and conditions Mr. <Baiter> forwarded me
for that 2% rate, and it's what will be included in the Request document if
you don't say otherwise. Please bear in mind a few other West African Loan
Companies are offering lower rates and that could be a decisive factor when
the Financial Committee make their decision.

He's so lazy

On 19/08/2019 13:17 Lad wrote:

Thanks you very well and
What document do Request so that will can now when to provide the document
as soon possible imminently Ok

James is starting to feel aggravated

On 20/08/2019 14:19 James wrote:

If you're not too drunk or high today and can understand this email, I'd
like to inform you that the Loan Request document is almost complete and
ready to send to the Committee.

I will need an official document certifying your company as a legitimate
Loaner registered in the Chamber of Commerce or any other official organism
with the respective legitimacy in the respective country to attach to it.

Sending this Loan Request document to the Committee wihtout the certificate
would be akin to mocking them and proof that I - we - don't take our work
seriously and don't bother doing research before doing business.

Send it as soon as you read this email.

Outrageous!

On 20/08/2019 14:42 Lad wrote:

Thanks and you have to send me the loan amount so that I can able to
provide the document as soon possible and guarantee you that your loan will
deliver seve in your hands Ok

On 20/08/2019 14:52 James wrote:

What the f*ck are you talking about? Do you even know who you're talking to
today?

Let me write this up in short sentences so even a thick bastard like you
can understand.
Please, pretty f*cking please, get your head out of your ass, read
carefully and pay attention.

This is James Bean from Baiter STUDIOS.
YOU already reached an agreement with Mr. <Baiter> for a
$3,000,000.00 loan for 10 years with a 2% interest rate.
I have spent ALL f*ckING WEEKEND working on a document so our Financial
Committee will authoritze this Loan.
I am f*ckING ASKING YOU to kindly send me a document certifying your
legitimacy as a Loan Company registered in the Chamber of Commerce or
f*cking equivalent.

Do you understand now? Do you know where are you now? I am WORKING to get
this business forward and you're only wasting time and acting like a fool.

Wake up, boy!

On 20/08/2019 14:57 Lad wrote:

Thanks I give your response quality and the courageous person put yourself
together with me I sure you that 100 % guarantee you will get the documents
done.

I'm probably writing too much and this lad is too lazy. On the bright side he must have a really hard time convincing anyone to fall for his script. Almost as much as he has a hard time articulating a proper sentence, not to mention one that makes sense.

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:24 pm

That is some amazingly bad English...perhaps you can help him by translating your responses into Italian through Google translate? I'm sure he would appreciate that.

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