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Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

He seems to think he'll be kidnapped to be people-trafficked. Probably imagines his sexy looks will get him turned into a sex-slave.

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:32 pm

^^^

"Imagines" being the operative word here. This lad sees bogey-men at every available turn Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:05 am

^^^

Monday

07.00 - Finally, the manager Qesha responds to messages sent over the weekend by our little idiot:

Quote:

Alhamdulillah, we are not brothers! You don't deserve to call me "brother"!
You are trying to convince me that you are a good Muslim, to take advantage of my goodness but I talked to the Sender of your package and found out you are Reverend at one Christian Church. So, you are not only an idiot and irresponsible young boy, but you are also a great liar. Do you offend me and tell about me that I'm a thief who wants to steal your parcel? Really?

Did you allow yourself to say such bad words about me, in the conditions in which I only tried to help you and offered alternative solutions? Well, you are an ungrateful idiot and I said this also to your church representative (Father Greenham). He confirmed that you are extremely hesitant, lazy and unreliable and that only the will of the great Cardinal made the church continue the relationship with you.

Over the weekend I went to the north of the country, to escort a high value package and only now have I seen your last messages.
You will receive all the details needed to meet my driver Baba only after I am convinced that you have taken this issue seriously and that you have already gone to Kamba.
Mr. Baba does not speak English, only dolekhaina local dialect and a little bit of french, but I will give him some of your biometric pictures and he will be able to identify you.
The meeting place will probably be in front of the mosque in Kamba, as Baba's family also lives nearby. He will be home in Kamba starting Friday evening and until Sunday at noon.
Kamba is a small city and the mosque is right in the middle of the city.

Mash'Allah!
Qesha

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Last day, Cats tried to manipulate Sister Dave and Rev. Greenham. Laughing

- Cats to Reverend Greenham:

Quote:

It is not my fault, i have been contacting the local manager since on thursday to give me the baba phone number so i can reach him when i get to kamba to receive my parcels from him but his not responding it look as if he has blocked me. How do you want me to travel to kamba when i don't know where the person lives or have is phone number to contact him.

- Reverend Greenham:

Quote:

Brother Obi***,

I don't know exactly about all the regulations at the shipping company. I hope they will reply your messages soon, but I they are a different organisation, so I don't know the way they do their job. There must be a good reason they are not replying now.
Please my son, tell me, have you prayed over this situation? You ask me how I want you to travel to Kamba, but that's not the right question. You should ask yourself how does the Lord want you to handle this. It is His church that we are building according to his commandments, to spread out over the whole earth and deliver the good news to all the people, help those who are in need and give thanks to God above all.
It is through trials that Jesus was prepared, during his 40 days in the desert where he was tempted by the devil. Maybe these are your 40 days, except the shipping company has a shorter deadline, so you have to make a decision of some sorts I believe. If it is the will of God you will find a way to get the parcel and if that is not His way I am sure he will find a right destination for the products among the local people in Niamey.

Blessings
Reverend Greenham

- Cats to sister Dave:

Quote:

I'm not happy with you sister Dave, i told you to tell cardinal face to face and not forwarding my messages to him instead it will make him more angrier but u did it purposely so he will be angry. I begged you to beg him or convince him because he always hear to what ever you tell him but you refused.

- Sister Dave:

Quote:

Dear brother Obi***,

When you want to deliver a message it is best to deliver that message yourself in the words that you choose yourself. You can't expect me to translate your message in other words to deliver the same message with different words that are more to your liking. I'm not a mind reader and I'm merly doing my job here. I am a secretary for the church so it is my job to send incoming messages to the right persons and that is exactly what I did. I am sorry to hear that you don't like the way I do my job and if you have complains I want to direct you to my superiors. I believe you know them and know how to send them a message.

Be blessed
Dave Wilson

Surely our boy is happy and cheerful. He probably had a wonderful weekend with his friends. Laughing

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09.30 - Cats to Qesha, 2 messages:

Quote:

What is the name of the mosque, what is baba full name, his house address and his phone number i need all this informations before i can start travelling to kamba.

and

Quote:

Sir Qesha i'm really serious and i really want to Embark on the journey this week. All i need now is baba full name so i will be able to ask people about him so they direct me to him, I need his picture, his house address, his phone number so i can call him when i reach there and he will direct me where we both can meet and lastly i need his wife phone number so i can call her in case there is a problem reaching baba so she can direct me to him. I need all this informations before travelling to kamba this week because i don't want a situation whereby when i will travel to kamba i won't be able to find him or reach him, i hope you understand now?..Thank you.

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09.45 - Cats wrote to Reverend Greenham:

Quote:

I have prayed about the situation and the lord told me not to travel to kamba, The lord showed me in a dream that a terrible thing will happen on the way if i Embark on the journey and my father also had the same dream also. All i'm just saying is simple if baba who lives in kamba Nigeria can just drive straight to lagos state and just deliver the parcels to me or the church can just recall it home and and remove the money Dave hide in the parcels and resend the parcels using another shipping company like FedEx who has a licence to ship parcels in lagos state Nigeria it will be better instead of allowing the expensive parcels and the huge amount of money in it go in vain.

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10.18 - Qesha responds to Cats:

Quote:

Sabah el Kheir, mister Obi***!
I think you're a great idiot if you allow yourself to ask to talk to a Muslim's wife! This is unthinkable! I will talk to Baba and ask for all these details, and then I will come back with another message to you.
You need to know that you will not talk to Baba on the phone, because our company policy prohibits our employees from talking to the customers. All communications and arrangements are made only in writing, by email, for everything to remain the company's servers (in the event of a malpractice lawsuit theoretically). But, you will receive all the details needed to confirm the meeting: the full address of Baba, his full name, the description of the mosque and of the meeting place, another semnificative details.
Mash'Allah!
Qesha

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11.09 - My manager writes to Cats:

Quote:

As Salamu Alaykum, mister Obi***!
These are all the necessary details and please confirm to me the date you think you can be present in Kamba.

- Mr. Baba Sam**** (the driver man) email address: [email protected]
- He will arrive home on Friday evening (after 6pm) and return back to Niamey on Sunday (after 12pm). So, you have to reach Kamba in this time period.
- The meeting place is the small village of Kamba (located in Kebbi State) - northern Nigeria.
- The Central Mosque of Kamba - the most important building in the locality - at the intersection of the 2 major roads of Kamba: N8 Road & Kamba-Kaingwa Road.
- Whoever can show you where the Kamba Mosque is, because it's the most important building of the city so you can not miss it.
- Exactly near the mosque, on the same street, is one small grocery store, with various products - all the merchandise are exposed directly in the street, so everything is very visible from far.
- If you are able to estimate an exact time of your arrival, then Mr. Baba will be there, in front of the second (with beige roof) house after this store. That is his family home.
- It can easily be recognized because there is a playground for children in the front yard. Normally, there are many children running and playing.
- Also, in front of his house you will see our company van: is white color, with the PLog name on both sides.

My advice for you is to take care of your phone's battery to be fully charged. We will email frequently and I do not want to have any problems there. Baba will be home and will wait for you to communicate with him by email and to announce that you have arrived in the city. In any case, you must send a picture of yourself immediately when you reach the meeting place (so Mr. Baba will recognize you and come directly to you). He will have some of your biometric pictures, so he will be able to recognize you. The package is quite large, so Baba will help you take the parcel to the bus station. Don't forget about the $25 gift for Baba.

Tell me about the money, because I have to prepare the envelope. How much will it cost you to travel back and forth? You will be alone, or will you be accompanied by a friend? The initial amount of $350 remains valid?
With all the unexpected spending (water, food, etc.)? I need a sincere and honest estimate, as the papers will be drawn up later (between you and the Accounting department).

Mash'Allah!
Qesha

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12.33 - Reverend Greenham responds to the last message of Cats:

Quote:

Brother Obi***,

I have no influence on how the shipping company does their job. I can not order them to send a driver to your home and as I told you I will not recall the parcel.
If you are sure that you can not go and pick it up then in a few weeks time it will find the Lord's true destiny among the Niger people.

Blessings,
Reverend Greenham

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More fun with our little moron... he is trying to verify the story, so he wrote a message to Baba. In French! Laughing

Quote:

Bonjour baba sam****

My "french" driver Baba, to Cats:

Quote:

BONJUR
QI E LA ?

In the same time, the manager Qesha wrote to Rev. Greenham... yeap, there's only good news!

Quote:

Dear Father Greenham, as Salamu Alaykum!
The Receiver Mr. Obi*** said he will come to pick up the parcel this week, this weekend. These are all the details needed for the meeting.
Our company will cover all the expenses that Mr. Obi*** will make on this occasion. We assure you of our full support and full cooperation regarding this delivery.
Mash'Allah
Qesha

Of course, Cats is in CC... probably now he will have to give some explanations regarding his dual behavior:
- Towards the church, he said he would not go to Kamba,
- As for Qesha, Cats said Friday he will be present at the meeting.
Laughing

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Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:02 am

Friday September 13
Cats: Were you born and brought up in England ?
Anna: No
but you know that already
Cats: But u are living there now
How long have u been in England ?
Anna: 9 years
Cats: why are you not using this text "xx" to chat
Anna: what kind of question is that?
Cats: Many England citizens use the letter "x" in chatting
Example is How are you xx
What is your namexxxx
Anna: Only teenagers do that
Cats: Adults do use it too 😏
Anna: what's your point?
Cats: I don't trust anybody
Anna: because I dont' use enough xxx in my texts?
Cats: What is the meaning of that text xx?
Why do they use it?
Anna: you are the one complaining that I don't use it, so why complain if you don't even know what it means
Cats: Pls tell me what it means
Anna: You still didn't send me the lyrics
Cats: I want to send you another song so wait i will send both lyrics of both together
But before i do that
Anna: You promised to send the lyrics to me last monday and you didn't
Cats: I'm not happy with you that why
You want me to do what i say but you don't do what i say
Anna: But I always do what I say
And if you make a promise I expect you to fulfil
Cats: How do you want us to get married when i don't have money to travel
Anna: I will come to you with reverend greenham and cardinal adam
Cats: I mean to Niamey Niger to collect the parcels?
Anna: I don't know that either
Cats: How we both of us get married when i don't build the Parish, you don't care about that
Anna: Of course I care
But now I'm tired and I want to sleep
I hope you will send me those lyrics by morning as you promised
Cats: No
I need money to travel to Niger
You don't care about that too

Saturday September 14[/b]
Real life needed my attention, so not much today
6:58
Anna: Of course I care
8:14 AM
Cats: So what are you going to do as a wife to support me to travel Niger and collect our parcels build the parish and get married
14:29

Voicemessage

Or you could just tell Dave to recall the parcel home and pay to another shipping company like FedEx who has a license to ship parcels in Nigeria..pls honey convince her you know that she always listens to you
19:53
Anna: Honey, she only listens to her church superiors
Cats: I don't want the gifts you bought for me to get abandoned, i Dont care about the expensive materials the church sent to me i only care about your precious gift i don't want it to waste
Baby try convince Dave so she can convince the cardinal and Rev.paul so they recall the parcels home and resend to me, The deadline to collect the parcels is oct 8 and the local manager and his collegues are going to share the gift you bought for me and cardinal will be very angry and he will forbid us from getting married but if they recall the parcels home nd look for another shipping company like FedEx that will deliver it to Nigeria and to my doorsteps in good condition i will start building the parish and we ca get married immediately I'm tired of this delay, i love you so so much and i want us to get married nothing in this world will put asunder btw us because i will never leave you, try convince Dave so she can convince them also just the way you convinced her last time to look for another solution if i can't build the monument of faiths and it worked and i believe this one will work also and we get married immediately without been forbidden ..I love you so much Anna my sugarcane 😘
Anna: I'll talk to her tomorrow

7:27
Cats: Thanks so much my sugarcane
I Hope u are going to church today
Anna: Good morning dear. I told you I would
9:18
Cats: You would what honey ?
12:30
Anna: go to church of course
Cats: Are you back yet?
Anna: Yes I am
15:01
Cats: That's good, actually am just waking up from my nap
Anna: hope you slept well.
DAve told me that Reverend greenham was not in a good mood today
Cats: Why was he not in good mood?
Anna: apparently because of something you sent to them, but I couldn't get more details from Dave, because she was too busy
Cats: What happened?
I didn't tell him anything wrong, i just told him i can
I just told him i can't go to kamba because I'm broke and my pastor here said he saw a vision that i had a car accident
Anna: Ok
Cats: Did i said anything wrong?
Anna: I don't know what you said, so I have no idea
Cats: You don't understood what i said?
Pls reply me ASAP
Anna: I don't know either, because I have no idea what you wrote to them
Cats: That what i wrote to them
I don't know what his making him unhappy
They are making me dislike them seriously because they don't like listening to the advise i give them
They are just delaying my marriage
Anna: Are you sure? You are not their superior, so to be honest it should be the other way around
16:52
Cats: Other way around how?
Anna: Never mind
Cats: So you mean what i told them wasn't right?
Anna: I mean that you are not their superior and that it is you who should be taking advise, not giving it to your superiors. That's rude
Cats: No human is perfect, i can give advise too
Nobody is my superior, they are not feeding me
Anna: Ok
Cats: Why ok?
Anna: Because I've read your message
I don't really agree but I don't want to argue about it
Cats: My word is not advise it is just an idea if they want to take it let them take it if they don't want let them leave it
Anna: Ok
Cats: Or is the idea i brought up isn't good?
I brought that idea that we help the both us since u can't send me little money to travel what do you expect me to do?
Anna: I don't know. I can't force you to do anything. I'm just hoping you'll make the right choice so we can get married
Cats: I just pray Rev.paul recall the parcels home and resend to me back
21:03
Cats: Are you there
Anna: Yes I am
22:27
Cats: Check your Gmail i sent you a message
Anna: I received it. Do you want me to read it all?
Cats: Read only Rev.paul's mes
Message **
Anna: ok, wait
Cats: If you are done pls let me know
Anna: I'm done, I can see you've made him angry, I never heard him speak like that
Cats: It is not my fault
What do you expect me to do?
Anna: I don't know. You're the man. You're supposed to kknow
Cats: Since they can't recall the parcel back home and resend to me then they should just leave it there so it will be shared by the local manager and his collegues
Anna: Is that what you want?
That way we can't be together
Cats: I don't know what else to do , i think i have told you my problem
Anna: I know
It's up to you to decide
Cats: I can't travel to Niger without money can't you understand
Anna: Of course I can
Cats: Can you send me little money to travel to Niger
Anna: It's a little tight now honey, I just bought a house remember?
Cats: Just little am not asking much
Anna: Well, the bank does
Cats: Which bank?
Anna: The one where I had to take a loan for the house
That bank
Cats: Are you sending or not?
Anna: You seem to have a little trouble with comprehensive reading
Cats: Ok since Rev.paul can't recall the parcels home and resend to me and my love can't help me with little money to travel i will just inform Rev.paul to abandon the parcels in Niger, then i can live my normal life I'm tired of all this stress you guys are causing me
Anna: 😢 If that's what you want
I didn't want that but you want that
Cats: Anytime i ask you for help u always turn me down
Anna: I don't want that but I can't force you
I just bought a house. Money doesn't grow on trees you know
Cats: I can't grow wings and fly to Niger
Anna: I'm not expecting that from you
Cats: So what do u want me to do then, do you have any other solutions?
Anna: I don't know
Cats: Just little money from you will solve all this problems and we can get marrieda and repay you back all the money you borrowed me which the church is giving me as a reward ($75,000)
Anna: honey, I don't think you read that message right. He told you that you will not become bisshop of african and will not get 75000 that belongs with that job
Cats: I will be rewarded if i receive the parcels and build the parish
Anna: That's not how I read it, but maybe you should ask about that
Cats: So you don't want us to be together ?
Anna: Of course I want that
Don't you?
Cats: I want that
Why can't just borrow me little money like 200$
Anna: Because I just bought a fucking house and I need to pay the bank
Don't you get it?
Cats: Ok i understand very well ma..Thank you so much love, you have spoken very well
Anna: you're welcome
Cats: Since you can't help me out please 🙏love just forget about me and move on.. i will miss you so much, i will always have you in my heart forever, i love you my sugarcane ❣...Tomorrow i will tell rev.paul to forget abt me and look for another applicant ..Bye My love 😭
Anna: <crying emoji>
Cats: What's making you cry?
Anna: You
Cats: I didn't beat you
But your breaking up with me
Anna: Goodbye Cats. I wish you the best
Cats: I don't want a break up anymore , i can't let you go

Monday September 16[/b]
9:34
Anna: You made your choice
Cats: I didn't I'm so sorry
Anna: Yes you did
Stop playing with me
Cats: Do you really want to break up with me ?
Anna: YOU DID
Cats: I was just kidding
Anna: Goodbye Cats
Cats: Wait honey
Why are you doing like this
I wasn't serious about it
Forgive me, i thought you like fun
I promise i will never do it again
I promise
Pls honey talk me
[color=black]Later:

Anna read all his messages, but is not responding him anymore

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:12 am

^^^ LOL!

- At this point, the good Reverend Paul knows that the idiot promised to go to Kamba later this week.
- Of course, the manager Qesha said it all, so Sister Dave and Anna know that the idiot borrowed money from one of his friends. Laughing

- Cats can no longer claim to have no money for travel. Right? Laughing

- Of course, he will deny everything... he will be very frustrated and so nervous! Twisted Evil

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More fun with our moron:

12.20 - Cats wrote to Mr. Baba (the delivery man):

Quote:

Je suis chibu*** du Nigeria, état de Lagos, je viendrai bientôt à Kamba kebbi pour récupérer mes colis. Parlez vous anglais?

12.21 - Cats ask Qesha for a Baba's photo. Very Happy

Quote:

Dear sir, do u have a photo of baba ?

12.33 - Rev. Greenham responds to Qesha (Cats is in CC):

Quote:

Dear brother Qesha,

Thank you very much for your message. I am relieved to read that you have made all arrangements with brother Obi*** and that he will receive the parcel this week.

Brother Obi***, I'm glad to hear that you have found a way to pick up the parcel. It is our greatest wish that the parish in Nigeria will soon be a fact, but only if it's the will of the Lord.

Blessings,
Reverend Greenham

14.18 - Baba writes to Cats. Very Happy

Quote:

OOHHH MANTENAN JE SAIS QI TU ES PARSQ MON PATRON QESHUN M'A DIT QE JE PREDRES UN PAQUET PUR UN JEUNE NIJERIEN .ETES VUS CET PERSON ? NUS VERRONS VANDRDI SOIR U SAMEDI APREMIDI ?JE SEREIS A MON MEISON E J'ATENDE VOS TEXTES .NON J NE PARL PAS ENGLES .

14.33 - Manager Qesha to Rev. Greenham (our idiot is there, in CC):

Quote:

As Salamu Alaykum, Father Greenham! Allah be with you!
Yes, it seems that the young Obi*** managed to mobilize enough and found the resources needed for the trip to Kamba. I will prepare the package and one of my drivers (who is Nigerian and lives with his family in a city near the border) will take it with him on Friday afternoon. Mister Obi*** can arrive in Kamba anytime between Friday evening - Sunday afternoon; he already has all the necessary details and Baba (the driver) knows he has to meet with him. The meeting place will be established in front of the mosque in Kamba, where the driver will be present and will wait for Obi***. I hope this young man is serious and will be present at the meeting, because the fact that I allow the parcel to be crossed across the border (in Nigeria) is already a violation of the Regulation.

Mash'Allah!
Qesha

15.47 - Reverend Greenham responds:

Quote:

Dear brother Qesha,

It pleases me immensely that you managed to work things out with our young brother, even in a way that is slightly 'out of the books' to help our young reverend to receive his parcel. I am relieved that he has found the means to travel to Kamba.
I want to thank you for your most excellent customer service. Know that your cooperation is a step forward to building our new parish in Nigeria. Praised be the Lord.

Blessings
Reverend Greenham

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MUHAHAHAHA! Laughing

... our idiot is trying to make a particular "deal" with Baba.

14.47 - Cats to Baba:

Quote:

Monsieur, je ne parle pas très bien le français, car j’utilise Google Translator pour discuter avec vous. Je ne pourrai pas venir à kamba kebbi le week-end pour retirer mes colis parce que j'ai une entreprise, mais je veux que nous passions un marché et ce sera secret parce que je ne veux pas que votre patron le sache. si vous pouvez livrer mes colis de kamba kebbi à l'état de Lagos, j'habite le week-end, je vous paierai la somme de 2 000 US dollars des États-Unis, êtes-vous d'accord?

- Baba:

Quote:

NON !JE NA PAS TEMPS PUR TOUT DES IMBECILES .J'AI FIN LA DISCUSON !

15.23 - Half an hour later, Cats is trying again:

Quote:

je suis un homme très occupé et je ne pourrai pas venir à kamba kebbi ce week-end, mais je veux que nous concluions un marché, mais je ne veux pas que votre patron, Queshaun, le sache ... il doit s'agir d'un secret entre nous . Je veux que vous vous rendiez dans l'état de Lagos au Nigeria, ici je vis avec mes colis et me le livre ici, je vais vous payer la somme de 2 000 dollars, acceptez-vous notre offre?

- Because he is an honest employee Laughing

, Baba forwarded the message directly to Qeshaun with the following comment:

Quote:

IL NA PAS D'ARJENT PUR ACHETE UN BILLE DE BUS E PROMET 2000 DOLLARS ?QUEL IMBECILE !

- Qesha make another "forward", directly to Reverend Greenham (of course Laughing

, Cats is in CC):

Quote:

As Salamu Alaykum, Father Greenham!
Honestly, I'm already bored of the stupidity of this young idiot. He just tried to bribe my employee and cause him to commit an illegality.
As my driver well remarked, this Obi*** claims he has no money to buy a bus ticket, but at the same time he promises that he will offer $ 2,000 as a reward?
I think the little fool is mocking me and you! How did you come to work with such a fool? For the moment, I don't want to do anything extra for him!
Mash'Allah!
Qesha

Poor moron! His attempts of manipulation have totally failed. Laughing

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17.40 - Cats to Baba, again. Laughing

Quote:

Ok vous avez pris votre décision. Donnez-moi votre numéro de téléphone Nigerianérian pour que je puisse vous contacter quand j'arriverai à kamba kebbi

- Baba's message:

Quote:

MON PATRON A DI QU TU ES JUSTE UN ENFANT CRETIN QI FAIT DE MAUVESES BLAGUESE E M'INTRDIT DE VUS PARLE .ADIEU !

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Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:07 pm

Quote:

QUEL IMBECILE!

Brilliant!

Out of curiosity, do you speak French, or do you use Google Translate?

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:23 pm

^^^ 40 years ago, when I was in school, I learned French. Of course I forgot almost everything, but the Romanian language is somewhat close to French (both are Latin languages), so it's quite easy for me to use one Translater and "match" the proper words. I remember how the sentences should "sound". I could not do the same thing with German, because it is a language with a different structure and not even Google Translate can help me. But, for the French, I can handle somewhat honorable.

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:42 pm

Just as an FYI. Should a phonecall be absolutely necessary: Chris can do french phonecalls (from his Dutch cell or he can take calls on an American number (Gvoice)

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:29 pm

Reverend Greenham to Qesha and Cats wrote:

Brother Qesha,

I am once again stunned by the behaviour of our young reverend. I want to ask you to please not violate the law for him. I don't want anyone to get in trouble because of his behaviour.

Blessings
Reverend Greenham

Cats to Baba wrote:

Baba pour être honnête, je ne comprends pas ce que vous venez de m'envoyer, je ne comprends pas très bien le français et mon traducteur google ne peut pas très bien traduire vos mots. Veuillez utiliser Google Translator pour traduire vos textes français en anglais afin que je puisse très bien comprendre.

Cats to Qesha wrote:

Brother Qesha,
I'm going to lodge in the hotel at kamba close to the mosque and baba will meet me at the hotel reception by sat 12noon and we can both go to his place together to receive my parcels from him, is that okay?

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:31 pm

Wow! I really hope this happens. Congrats at blocking him at every other turn. Asking baba for his Nigerian number must be due to paranoia. Cats doesn't speak French and he should know that he wouldn't be able to communicate with him that way. His bribery attempts are now well known and should bring him shame. A bus towards to the Niger/Nigeria border is his only refuge! The Holy Lamb will provide God bless. This bait is fun...best of luck.

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 9:02 pm

Cats: I am so sorry Anna
<missed call>
<missed call>
<missed call>
Are you gonna leave me like this?
Honey this is the lyrics of the song i sent you previously
<5 times the lyrics to the song, obviously not his, because the artist was mentioned and links to where you can listen to it>
16:16

17:57

Cat's crying

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:45 pm

I'm really starting to dislike this ratbag. He's such a manipulative little shit.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Very convincing! (Not)

🙄

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:52 am

@Linoline: Muhahahaha! He tries some sort of emotional blackmail with Anna? What an idiot! Laughing

Please, add the new characters on the first page list: Qesha Kaouni & Baba Shamalan.

Tuesday

- Yesterday night, our little Cats sent another message to my driver Baba:

Quote:

Baba, tout ce dont j'ai besoin de toi maintenant, c'est ton numéro de téléphone Nigeria pour que je puisse t'appeler pour me diriger quand je serai à kamba.
Ou si vous n'avez pas de numéro de téléphone au Nigeria, vous pouvez me donner votre numéro de téléphone Niamey Niger

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06.45 - Obviously, the manager Qesha is very upset, because the little moron tried to persuade Baba to deliver to Lagos (that is, to break the law) Laughing

... as such, Qesha ordered Baba to ignore the idiot's messages... Rev. Greenham is there, in CC. Laughing

Quote:

Sabah el Kheir!
Mister Obi***, as I have already told to Reverend Greenham, your stupid hesitations and your childish way of acting are offensive to me. I have made it very clear that we are not allowed to transport packages to Nigeria. I have made it very clear to you that all of our discussions with the clients must be written by email (to be kept, as further proof). I have explained to you, very very clearly, all the necessary things and all the details to arrange the meeting that you have requested. Although all these things have already been established and discussed, you have taken the liberty of trying to convince my driver to do the wrong thing and insisted on talking to him on the phone? Really? Are you crazy, stupid or drugged? For you everything it's only a bad joke, or what?
- Baba of course showed me all your crap messages; he is my employee and he is an honest man. He was really scared of your stupid proposals. $2000? Are you an idiot or just a liar?
- Until I am sure you are really serious and you have left for Kamba, Baba will not respond to any of your messages, because he is only a driver who will deliver the parcel to Kamba. He cannot make decisions and he will only accept from you those $25 that you promised to give as a gift. Nothing else! Friday afternoon he goes to his family, and it is only up to you whether he will bring your package there or not.
- I agree and accept your proposal, regarding that hotel in Kamba and the meeting on Saturday 12pm. Baba will come there (at the hotel reception) with our company's van and he'll bring you your parcel. The documents will be signed there, on the spot, and he will give you an sealed envelope with $350. You will have to give him back $25. It's this clear for you? We have a deal?
- As I told you before, I have a business to run and I can't sit at my computer all day long to talk to you in chat style. Please confirm the exact day and time of your departure for Kamba.
Otherwise, we have no more to discuss and I hope this will be the last time I waste my time with your nonsense.
Mash'Allah!
Qesha

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10.30 - More fun with Cats... he wrote to Qesha:

Quote:

I will be at kamba mosque at 12noon waiting for baba to collect my parcels

- Qesha to Cats (Rev. Greenham is in CC):

Quote:

Mister Obi***, salam!
As usual, do your ideas change from one message to another? Last time you suggested that the meeting place be the lobby of the local hotel, and now you propose that the meeting place be next to the Kamba Mosque? What kind of attitude is this? Are you aware that my driver Baba does not understand English and that he will need to know exactly where and when he should meet with you? If you change these details frequently, he will not be able to communicate with you effectively.
I will need you to confirm to me the day and time you get on the bus that will take you to Kamba, so that I will allow Baba to transport the parcel across the border. I don't want to risk anything and I don't want Baba to bring the parcel to Kamba and you not to be present there. You understand me? By the time you get on the bus, I will need firm confirmation from you. I warn you very seriously that if you lie again and do not come to the meeting agreed, then I will withdraw the package back to our warehouse in Niamey and I will have no any agreement with you.
Mash'Allah!
Qesha

This pile of shit tried all kinds of methods to avoid travel, but nothing succeeded. Laughing

It seems that his only option remains the trip to Kamba. Let's hope he manages to borrow the necessary money. Laughing

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13.57 - Directly from "the PLog servers":

Quote:

According to the Regulations, we must notify you that there are only 3 weeks left until the deadline for taking over the parcel TRK262336*** expires. You will receive this warning at every 7 days, until October 08.

The PLog Team

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:45 pm

Don't you love a lad that holds monologues?

23:02
Cats: What will i do for you to forgive me Anna?
Tell me
I will do anything
A good Christian always forgive and forget no matter how bad someone offends you

10:19
Cats: I'm really sorry honey pls just talk to me even though you don't want me anymore
I will never give up on you
I know you still love and still want me back because if you love me you will stop reading my message but you love me so much that why you keep reading my messages
You love me that why you are still reading my messages
I know you still love me Anna
If you don't love me anymore you will stop reading my messages
12:10
Cats: Nobody will ever love you the way i love you in this world
Baby do u really want to break up with , i am so precious and am a singer and rapper and many ladies love people who are musicians, don't try to loose me
I will soon be famous and popular and it will be too late for the both of us to be together again
People don't value what they have until they loose it
don't try to loose me or you won't be able to get me back again
Many wife love their husbands to be singing for them when ever they are sad
Baby be happy that you have me as a husband
Remember the introductory video i sent you before, i posted it on youtube and made the world know that i love you still yet u are hurting me
Honey think twice before making your decision for breaking up, I'm not ready to break with you..i love you so much
don't break up with a star like me.. i will end my chat here till you respond to me

....oh yes... he is god's gift to women
Rolling Eyes

I'm actually curious to see how long he'll keep it up with not chatting to Anna

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:34 pm

^^^ LOL!

He only fears that Anna will break away from him and Reverend Greenham will withdraw the parcel. Surely the idiot hopes to get to Kamba and take the money before everything be lost. Laughing

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:19 pm

Birlic has a good point. Cats was explicitly told that he would be forbidden to marry Anna if he fails to retrieve the parcel. That cancels out the $75k newly wed package as well. The P-LOG deadline is a P-LOG deadline and not that of the church. As much as I'd like to think that this lad plans to go to Kamba within the next few days, it's probably a generic bluff. If I were a reverend of said church, I would tell Cats that he must pick up the parcel within the next 5-7 days or something like that or he will nullify the engagement and give the parcel to a Niamey orphanage etc. etc. That may speed things up a bit and get him out of beggar mode. I like Anna being silent. It keeps him paranoid. His inability to use her as a proxy has him in a jam now and it is wonderful. If he makes it to Naimey tell him to go to the zoo. According to Trip Advisor it is depressing as hell.

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:39 pm

Quote:

i am so precious.....

I was flabbergasted when I read that. Words fail me.....

I hope he travels because I really want to see this jerk suffer.

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

Quote:

...don't break up with a star like me...

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^ What a silly little prat he is.
Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 9:09 am

16:54
Cats: I can't wait for the both of us to be together like that 💞❤😘
<pictures of cuddling couples>
22:02
Cats: I wish is the both of us
<picture of a couple in wedding clothes>
<picture of a pregnant african woman with a child>
You re going to be chubby and thick after birth and that is our brown baby girl playing with you
22:39
Cats: Good night my love❤❤
Sweet dreams honey
I am going to dream about you honey😘😘

Thought he was going to stop chatting Laughing

Since this situation is working out very well and makes him anxious, I think it'll be a nice thing to keep quiet for a little longer

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 9:28 am

I have not received anything from him yet; so I hope he is looking for money for the trip to Kamba. Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 6:22 am

Thursday

- This pile of shit is trying to play with us. I really think we'll need Joojoo again. Laughing

- Yesterday night, very late, Cats wrote to Qesha:

Quote:

I'm so sorry for not replying your messages for some days now actually my data got exhausted and i'm not in town now. Today i travelled with my dad for my grandmom 80th birthday party to Benin republic(cotonou). Since Benin republic(Cotonou) didn't suspend PLog licence from shipping parcels in Benin republic(Cotonou) i think it will be easy for PLog company to ship my parcels here so i can receive my parcels here, i'm so sorry for this inconvenient mr Qesha, i will send you my new address and benin republic(Cotonou) new number i hope you understand mr Qesha?

Blessings
Reverened Obi***.

- It's easy to see his arrogant tone... he sign his message as "Reverend". Laughing

- Probably, he has find another accomplice in Benin... of course, the things will not be so easy, as he hopes. Twisted Evil

07.15 - My Niger manager responds to Cats:

Quote:

Mister Obi***, salam!
It is fine that you have notified me in good time and we will proceed to relocate your parcel to Benin. I will obviously have to check the transport possibilities, but still I think we have an air-shuttle that can take the parcel to our branch in Parakou (Benin) even tomorrow morning. Another transport can be made Monday morning. Because the transportation is done "internally" (between local branches), there will be no additional costs for you.

I need from you a Legalized Letter (to a public notary) by wich you will ask us to officially relocate the parcel from Niamey (Niger) to Parakou (Benin).
This document is requested by the insurance company, so please make sure that the document sent by email will be a good quality scan.
So, to do the shipping formalities, I expect from you:
- The scanned copy (good quality) of the letter requesting the relocation - authenticated and legalized to a public notary.
- The new delivery address from Benin.
I have to inform you that The Receiver of the parcel cannot be modified, so you will have to be present at the delivery and sign the document for receiving the parcel.

Mash'Allah!
Qesha

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On the other "side" of the story, my old Cardinal Adam wrote to "all the african Reverends"... soon will be "elections" for the BOA (Bishop of Africa) rank and there are many many promising things: a lot of money, protocol cars, protocol house, etc. Laughing

Quote:

Dear our African reverends, may the Lord be with you!

I am writing you today because the moment is near that we will be choosing one of you to be the Bishop of Africa.
Each one of you qualifies right now for this position and each one of you has different skills that made us believe you are suitable for this position. Glory to the Holy Lamb!

It is important for you all to realize that there will be only one bishop of Africa and we will carefully select that person. There will be a monetary compensation of $75000,- that will be transferred to you immediately upon acceptance of the position, because of the expenses that will come with this position (traveling, security, evangelism, supporting good causes).

I want to remind you that only the one Reverend that will show true commitment to our church will get this position.
If you have any questions or pleadings, then please let us know.
If you have someone that can give us a character witness report about you, then please have them send in the handwritten version of it so we can make our decision based on well founded facts.

Be blessed, all of you, in the sacred name of our Holy Lamb!
Cardinal Adam

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08.51 - More fun with this little idiot... of course, he try to avoid "the legalization" of that Letter.

Quote:

Can i write the letter handwritten and send to you because we don't have a public notary here.

09.52 - Ohh, dear Reverend Idiot, all these things are much more complicated as you think... right? Laughing

Quote:

Sabah el Kheir, mister Obi***!

What does it mean that you don't have a public notary there? Write that letter (it may be handwritten) and then go with it to a public notary or to any lawyer who stamps and certifies the authenticity of your document and of your own signature. I hope you realize that such a document must be "legally drawn up", in order to be accepted by the insurance company. Especially since you do not have any ID and you authenticate yourself by trough the biometric procedure. I am really curious how you intend to arrive in Benin, as you cannot present any valid ID document. From Nigeria can anyone cross the border into Benin without the border police requesting ID's?

I am waiting for that Legalized Letter and for the new delivery address.
Qesha

- I'm very sure we will find very soon that any nigerian can easily cross the Benin's border without ID papers. Laughing

- This information will be useful later, when he will have to travel to Benin and will not be able to invoke "lack of identity documents". Laughing

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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 2:04 pm

Time to break the silence and not be just a passive onlooker at my own bait.

8:42
Anna: You broke up with me. How can you keep saying all these things
Cats: I don't want to loose you NEVER
Anna: YOU BROKE UP WITH ME. YOU LOST ME ALREADY AND NOW YOU'RE JUST BEAN MEAN
And now I have to go to reverend Greenham later today and explain that the wedding is off. You don't even have the decency to tell him that after you are the one that broke up with me
Cats: You don't have to do that my love
Then you take care of it
Cats: Baby I'm so sorry it was the handwork of the devil
I didn't know when i say that
Am so sorry honey
Pls forgive me
I'm now a changed person
Let's leave the past and focus on our future
Anna: So I can expect you to contact reverend Greenham and explain?
Thank you
Cats: No dear
don't do that
Greenham is already angry with me
Anna: Then you probably deserve it
Cats: No
We need to forget about the past and focus on the future
Anna: Good plan
I guess it's more better for me to find another man
Cats: No honey
It is wrong
Jumping from one man to another
Is very bad
I thought u love and i don't want you to do this
Me*
14:12
Cats: Honey pls anywhere i have offended you pls find a place in your heart and forgive me🙏
Anna: Have you told reverend Greenham yet? That would save me the time of going there today
Cats: I didn't understand
What do u want me to tell him
Anna: That you broke up with me and we are not getting married. Don't act like you're stupid
Cats: I am not breaking up with you
I am going to marry you
Anna: How? You broke up with me so I won't be at that wedding
Cats: I didn't broke with u, i was just teasing u
We are going to marry
Anna: Contact reverend Greenham today or I will
Cats: What should i tell him?
I am not telling him anything
And we are not breaking up
Anna: We already did
Cats: Never
No
No
No
No
No
Anna: I'm giving you till Sunday to tell him yourself or I will have to after service
Cats: No i am not telling him anything
And we are not going to break up
I must to marry you by fire by force whether the devil like it or not we must get married
Anna: I'm not. I don't like it anymore

And he messaged sister Dave

Quote:

Dear Dave.

Me and Anna had little misunderstanding and she's trying to break up with me. Pls beg her for me not to break up with me because i'm not ready to break up. Pls help me talk to her , preach to her and give her words of advise. Thank you very much

Blessings
Reverened Cats.

He is in a panic now because he is aware that he will lose everything when reverend Greenham hears about the break-up. That deadline Anna gave him might be the last push he needs to get on the road Saturday

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15:46 Sister Dave

Quote:

Dear brother Cats,

I'm sorry to hear about this. Do you want me to inform reverend Greenham about this unfortunate situation? He can stand by you two and council you towards recovery.
I hope you have received Cardinal Adam's message from this morning. If you want to apply for the position of bisshop of africa, I want to advise you to inform him about this and have someone write a character witness report about you and send it to him soon.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 5:35 pm

Definitely stick with the Kamba option. I just read an article today that said that the Nigerian President has shut down all borders. Initially it was just a partial closure at the Benin border starting in August but has expanded to all borders this month. The move is to curtail importation of goods so I don't know if people can move freely as long as they are empty handed. The article I read was published early this morning on AFP. Does anyone know more about this? Safaris may need to adapt if your lads can't exit Nigeria.

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