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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my Facebook characters recently made it Facebook Official that she is divorced. Since then, she has had over 2200 friend requests. She refuses to engage in private FB Messenger conversations with them, instead, requiring they email her or post on her wall.

Frankly, I wanted to take a bait Old School, limiting it to email, controlling the pace, and avoiding the tedious process of formatting a chat from FB.

The profile is of a young man in his late teens or early twenties.

Let the story start, on Facebook.

Quote:
Jimmy: hello nice meeting you, i will like to know more about you, hope you don't mind?
Marisol: No messenger. En publico. Write on mi wall only. Or I block yu
Jimmy: okay give me your gmail so we can chat better not on a public site.
Marisol: Why fear? Marisol'[email protected]
Jimmy: okay good i will chat you now
Are you on hangout i sent you invitation on hangout and also message on you gmail so check and reply me, we have a lot to talk about
Marisol: I block yu now


Then, the emails began.

Jimmy wrote:
hello nice meeting you welcome to my world


Marisol wrote:
Who is these?



Jimmy wrote:
You gave me your Gmail on facebook, i'm Jimmy Unlucky


Ok, so his surname wasn't "Unlucky," but I think this lad's luck took a turn...

Marisol wrote:
Maybe


Jimmy wrote:
so tell me about your self


Jimmy wrote:
Good morning my friend, hope you had a wonderful night, i just want to let you know someone somewhere cares about you.


To show just how sincere he was, the email came complete with these!

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Marisol wrote:
I yust met yu


Jimmy wrote:
I know and i want us to be good friends. tell what do you do for a living, are you married with kids.


Marisol wrote:
I do no work. Am recent divorce from mi ex-esposo. He is a Hollywood Producer and Director. We have no kids be case he insist we have no and he never want me fat and pregnant and ugly he say. We marry more than 45 year. He come to mi villaje in Mexico and bring me to the USA when I am having very few years. We marry, but I learn he is sexing the yung girl he is working with that have no many years. Now, am divorce and the Court is make him pay for mi house and bills and give me money every month be case he make to mucho moneys.


Jimmy wrote:
My dear, thank you for this question, (Uhm...what question???) my names are Dr. Unlucky Jimmy, I am a citizen of the United States of America, a Medical Doctor by profession, but am currently contracted to the United Nations for peacekeeping in Yemen. I'm an orphan, I grew up in Ohel's childhood home in Brooklyn New York City, I lost my wife to breast cancer 2years ago, due to the illness, my wife could not give me a child, that is
the ice on the cake, it was so painful to lose my wife at that tender age, since the death of my wife, I find it difficult to talk to women, please i don't like remembering my past life, I need a woman that will give me back my lost joy.


Now, we're getting somewhere. Yemen, huh? His profile says he lives in Benin, Nigeria.

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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 8:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jimmy wrote:
... a Medical Doctor by profession...

Well, hmm, I really think Marisol is indeed a lucky woman.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 1:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Marisol wrote:
I do no think I am these woman yu seek


Jimmy Unlucky must love that he has been blocked from sending messages on Facebook, because the emails pour in to Marisol.

Jimmy wrote:
I never said you are the woman we are just friends and nothing more, all women i meet are after my wealth so, for now, i just want to be until i find the right woman, we are only friends okay.


Nice play emphasizing the UN Doctor is wealthy and these two are just friends. Will the amatuer reverse-psychology work? Is he so UNlucky to not realize Marisol may have her own money? And what is the proper response to "Can we just be friends?

Marisol wrote:
Si


Jimmy wrote:
It is very late here in Yemen and i had a very busy day i'm tired now let me go and sleep we will chat morrow.


The next day...

Jimmy wrote:
Hello my dear friend how has you day been?


Marisol wrote:
Muy occupado.


Jimmy wrote:
Okay just take thing easy okay, send me a picture of you


Marisol wrote:
I have many on my Facebook but I do no no yu face o yu foto.


Here comes the typical line from a romance lad when they are on a dating site:

Jimmy wrote:
I close the facebook the day you gave me your gmail because we are not allowed to use that here in the camp of Yemen i only took the risk to get to you i would have lost my job.


Rolling Eyes

Marisol wrote:
I do no understandante.


Jimmy wrote:
I work with the United State here in Yemen and facebook and WhatsApp is not allowed i just took the risk to get to you.


Well, that's convenient. For both of us. Except for two things. First, he sent "pics" of the good UN Doctor attached to the email.

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This image file name is drdrewpinsky-<Bunch of Numbers>.jpg For reference: Dr. Drew.

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Second, his Facebook is still up and he still looks like this:

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Kitty and her lad will both be jealous of the fingernails.

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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 2:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He must spend a lot of time in the morning doing his hair and makeup to transform into that doctor looking guy.

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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 7:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I recall Shorty displaying fingernails like those on page 4 of this thread:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=147486

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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 12:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We will not be contacting each other via Facebook, since he "closed" that account. There is no need to worry about Whatsapp. Marisol will reinforce that.

Marisol wrote:
I do no no this Whatsapp. Mi ex-esposo make these Facebook page for us and now I delete him from it and change the password.


Jimmy wrote:
Okay, how has your day been, send me a picture of you


Persistent pest, isn't he?

Marisol wrote:
Yu have never send me any foto.


Might as well make him do some worthless resending. He complies by sending this, again:

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Marisol wrote:
Ok. Why do yu hold 2 finger?


His brilliance shines.

Jimmy wrote:
Nothing i feel like, i saw your message on hangout, chat me there it is better


Damn it. I forgot about Hangouts. So, time to cover it up.

Marisol wrote:
Whit is messaje en hangout?


Jimmy wrote:
don't you know hngout?


Marisol wrote:
No. En truth I yust begin using the Facebook. I have this computadora from mi friend Lupita.


Jimmy wrote:
Okay no problem w can chat here


Marisol wrote:
Ok


Exciting stuff, right? But, the lad has moved to "chatting" via email. None of the exchanges are long, so it will take a long time to "know ourselves."

Jimmy wrote:
How was work today?


Oh, how forgetful he is. Or, he can't keep the victims straight.

Marisol wrote:
Oh, I do no work.


Jimmy wrote:
Then how do you survive?


Dear reader, do you remember how Marisol survives?

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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 1:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

doesn't look like you have the brightest one there, but those are sometimes the most fun (and easy because they won't notice so quickly when you make a mistake)
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 4:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Yes, the dimmer switch is certainly down low. Time to copy and paste, but switch it up a bit.

Marisol wrote:
Is in the last two year am recent divorce from mi ex-esposo. He works as a Hollywood Producer and Director. We have no kids be case he insist we have no never and he never want me fat and pregnant and ugly he say. It will make yu less beauty he say and take away yu attenciones from me he say. We marry more than 45 year sincee come to mi villaje in Mexico and bring me to the USA when I am having very little years and am yust a young girl. We marry, but I learn recentemente he is sexing the yung girl he is working with that have no many years, but he promito her a job en his next movie. Now, am divorce and the Court is make him pay for mi house and bills and give me money every month be case he make to mucho moneys. I also get moneys from his movie and get to tell him if I want a persona in the movie!


Maybe that will get his attention.

Jimmy wrote:
Okay so how much does he give you every month that makes you feel you don't need to work Shocked tell me i want to know.


Yep. Interest piqued.

Marisol wrote:
It is a lot of money. Am sometimes embarazossa by the amount. Do no worries for me. I am no wanting.


That should satisfy him, right?

Jimmy wrote:
Just tell me the actual amount i want to know.


Marisol is a bit old school.

Marisol wrote:
Do yu no think it is rude to ask these question? Is impolite to be asking people what moneys they earn.


Jimmy wrote:
I don't see it as anything because i can tell you mine, there is nothing wrong with that, but if you feel you don't want to say the forget it, i only ask so, i can know if i can be of help when we become really close to each other someday.


There we go. We'll come back to that earnings thing one day...

Marisol wrote:
I do no need help with money. Gracias.


Jimmy wrote:
Okay that is good of you, you must be a woman that has no time for material things it is nice of you


He should probably know just how stingy Marisol is with her money.

Marisol wrote:
I have many material thing. I like mi shoes and clothes. Wine and foods that warm mi estomago. I do no ever want to be the poor villaje chile again.

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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 6:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is going to be great, anyone want popcorn
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 1:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The next day, the lad skips straight to his use of a typical American greeting.

Jimmy wrote:
How is your day going, have you eaten?


Marisol wrote:
Yes. I have mi work out then I have the juice of orange, bacon of Canada, a poach huevo, y a muffin of England. It will be a sunny day and nice for mi to ride mi bicicleta to the beach.

Have yu eating and what did yu eat?


Jimmy wrote:
I have eaten my dear thanks for asking.


You must love a lad that is full of details in his replies!

Marisol wrote:
What did yu eating?


Think, lad. Think!

Jimmy wrote:
I ate my favourite, which is pizza.


Marisol wrote:
I am loving the pizza to. What is yu favorito to put on the pizza?


Jimmy wrote:
Anything i'm okay as far as it is pizza


The good doctor is so damn imaginative!

Marisol wrote:
Thin o deep?


I considered asking New York or Chicago style, but with the inability to even come up with pepperoni, I figured that question would cause his tiny brain to explode. Damn. Should have asked.

Jimmy wrote:
Deep


Yes, Jimmy. You are.

Marisol wrote:
K. Tell me of yu job and what yu do as un doctor


I was using the play on the Spanish article "un" and Jimmy's claim to be a UN doctor.

Jimmy wrote:
As a UN Doctor it is not really easy, but i do my best as the senior doctor i attend to critical and emergency situations.


See! Look at all the details. Why not mess up some senior and some señor?

Marisol wrote:
Yu prefer to be call Señor doctor?


Jimmy wrote:
That is my position i did not give it to my self the UN did


Marisol wrote:
What is yu favorito parte of being the Senor Doctor there?


He never did answer this question...

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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 1:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Full apologies to any guys here who like to grow their fingers nails, but this lad's nails make me shudder with horror!
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2019 12:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Right????? Shocked Confused Shocked

Maybe we can try some other small talk...

Marisol wrote:
How long yu is marry and what is the Yeomen like and what is yu city? I love to travel but have no been to Yeomen.


Jimmy wrote:
Yemen is not a place to be my dear it is full of war.


That didn't really answer anything.

Marisol wrote:
Please to tell me of the dangers and the beuty. Even when I am a poor chile en mi vilaje en Mexico when we have no things and sometimes sopa de dirt was the meal of the week, I see beauty in my surronding. What is yu city again?


Jimmy wrote:
new york


Shocked I've got a freaking genius on my hands.

Marisol wrote:
Yu stay in Nueva York, Yeomen? Es un city in these country with the same name? Jajaja!


Jimmy wrote:
You don't understand me, I'm a citizen of America but right now I'm in Yemen working for the UN


No, Jimmy, you don't understand Marisol.

Marisol wrote:
Si and yu no understandante mi! What is the city yu are en now call? What is it name? Am en Los Angeles. Yu is en...


Seems simple enough, right?

Jimmy wrote:
New york is a city in America okay.


See, he's a freaking genius. Geography, love, the UN Charter...these are just a few areas the lad would take over on trivia night.

Jimmy wrote:
I'm in Yemen now, Yemen is not in America it is an Asia continent.


Taking notes, so Google Maps may be accurate...There are some cartographers that will be really surprised to hear this.

Marisol wrote:
Do Yeomen have any city?


Maybe we can narrow it down...

Jimmy wrote:
Yes it has lot of cities but i live in Sanna city here in Yemen


I believe he means Sanaa, but who can be bothered when you're on a continent the size of Yemen. Marisol will have to ask if he was safe after this attack.

Marisol wrote:
Ok. I like to know these thing. Thank yu. I am no fill well today so maybe I no write mucho more these day.

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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 12:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought it was time to check out his doctor skills. It is why Marisol wrote, "I am no fill well today." Like any good doctor, he jumps right in with advice!

Jimmy wrote:
You will e fine just take medications okay


Look at that! Instant diagnosis, without even needing to know the symptoms!

Marisol wrote:
Which medications should I be taken?


Jimmy wrote:
What sickness do you have, tell me the name


I guess Marisol should have been UNA doctora. Let's give him some symptoms.

Marisol wrote:
Am having times when am very hot and do no even want to wear the cloths. Then am times with cold and I need many blanket. I have the pains in mi head that make mi eyes to close and pray to the God it goes away. An mi estomago is having many problemas with the foods.


Jimmy wrote:
What sickness do you have, tell me the name


Yep. Copy and paste. All over again.

Marisol wrote:
I do no no the name.


Finally! He's going to give some advice!

Jimmy wrote:
Okay if that is the case go to the pharmacy and get these drugs acetaminophen and acetaminophen


And what shitty advice it is!

Marisol wrote:
I am no filling perfecto, but did yu say the same drug two times repito?


Jimmy wrote:
Go to the pharmacy and get them and you will be directed when he or she sees you, i can't see you so this is all i can help you with my dear so go and buy them and you will be fine


What a fine and caring doctor.

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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 1:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Really, Marisol needed a diagnosis from a world class physician. Nothing was going to stop her.

Marisol wrote:
Can yu see now? Is a rash? Am so hot and the cloths hurt to touch the skin. Please to tell mi the problema. I must sit down and nap may be be case am so sore and tire. Am sorry

Image


Jimmy wrote:
Okay if that is the case take you bath and rest okay, i love this, the picture can i get more of it.


Bathe and rest. Throw in an overdose of Tylenol. That's this brain surgeon's suggestion. Plus, he wants Marisol to sit around taking selfies. FML.

Marisol wrote:
Am still rest


Jimmy wrote:
How is your health now?


Almost an hour had passed. Rolling Eyes

Marisol wrote:
Am hurting and fill so bad. Yu see my foto. Is these a rash o from the fevers?


Give. Some. Advice. Damn it!

Jimmy wrote:
I could not see it clearly because of the flashlight send another one without flashlight.[/b]


The image sent to the lad had lens flare on it. But he still wants those damn pics.

Marisol wrote:
I have call a doctor here. He is mas rapido to give the answers


Jimmy wrote:
Okay just take medications and see the doctor you will be fine

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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 4:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Since Dr. Unlucky did absolutely nothing to diagnose Marisol, he still deserves a compliment, right?

Marisol wrote:
Thanks yu. Am mucho appreciativo!


Jimmy wrote:
You are welcome


Let's see if the lad does any searching online...

Marisol wrote:
Am given the medicationes from el doctor. Is to pills I take call Clonidine and Membrasin. Now I go take mi rest. Gracias otro time for the good doctor advise yu give me.


Nope. He doesn't search, but he does move forward, trying to work his magic.

Jimmy wrote:
you are alway welcome my love


The next day...

Jimmy wrote:
Good morning my sweetheart.


Let's switch it up, since Yemen has been in the news.
Marisol wrote:
Good morning mi doctor. Are yu safe? I yust read these and I think these is yu city and were yu there with the attack? http://yemenonline.info/politics/2066 It say UN is there be for.


Jimmy wrote:
Honey, it is hilarious only God save us here every day.


Oh, yeah. Laugh-a-minute over there. Rolling Eyes

Marisol wrote:
I can never think is funny for peoples who are unsafe. Am better today. Yu find the Death to be hillarioso?


But, the lad went quiet at this point...

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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 1:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been lax on updating this.

It's time for the lad to make some moves, right?

Jimmy wrote:
Image


Now, for a bit of explanation. My character does not go by Marisol. In fact, her first name is . However, she does have the Ware surname.

Marisol wrote:
I do no understandante


Jimmy wrote:
what is it you don't understand?


Marisol wrote:
These:
Image


Jimmy wrote:
I said i love you that is your name written on it didn't you see your name on it?


I like how lads always have to interpret what they clearly did not say. I need to incorporate that into my baiting more.

Marisol wrote:
But yu should no love me. Am having too many years and am recent divorce.


It's important to play "hard to get."

Jimmy wrote:
Love can not b control it is from the heart.


Marisol wrote:
Am sorry yu love mi. Is very sweet, but am old for yu and a world away. I do no like the NYC.


Jimmy wrote:
If i may ask why?


Marisol wrote:
Is no beautiful


I was referring to Marisol's feelings about NYC.

Jimmy wrote:
[img]I don't look at beauty in a woman but character


Shocked He clearly thought of something (or someone) else.

Marisol wrote:
I do no say am a beauty. I say NYC is no beuaty.


Jimmy wrote:
Do you want to date NYC or me?


Marisol wrote:
I am no ready to date no bodys. How many years do yu even have? How many years have yu date? How many lovers have yu take?


Jimmy wrote:
No need of asking question you are not ready to date and i cannot force you to anytime you change your mind and you are ready let me know take care of your self.


Oooh! Now he's playing hard to get.

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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2019 1:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If he wants to play hard to get, let's poke him a bit.

Marisol wrote:
Why do yu refuse to say yu years and the other preguntas I ask of yu? Please do no act like a chiled


He had gone quiet (or was busy) but I had a bit of extra time on my hands.

Marisol wrote:
Am going chopping now to by some cloths and fashinistas nuevas. I want shoes nueva also. Is making mi fill better to go for the new tings for to ware.


Marisol wrote:
Image


That got his attention.

Jimmy wrote:
i'm 57 and when did you ask me any quesion that i did not reply you/


SMDH.

Marisol wrote:
Mi questions is in RED!


No need of asking question you are not ready to date and i cannot force you to anytime you change your mind and you are ready let me know take care of your self.

On Tue, May 14, 2019 at 7:51 AM Marisol <[email protected]> wrote:

How many years do yu even have? How many years have yu date? How many lovers have yu take?
On 5/14/2019 8:37 PM, dr.jimmy unlucky wrote:
Do you want to date NYC or me?


Jimmy wrote:
Okay so what was the question?


Idiot lads. Fuck.

Marisol wrote:
Am sorry. I was think my question was claro. Is in Red. Is writing other time again in red and more grande for yu.

How many years do yu even have? How many years have yu date? How many lovers have yu take?


Jimmy wrote:
I'm 57 and i was married to my wife for 25 years before she died and for women just one which was my late wife before i met you.


Now, I thought I would let him hang and Marisol went quiet.

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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2019 2:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow he is even more stupid than I first thought. What an einstein

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It is a common myth that lads are stupid. Obviously that's not universally true, some are very smart, and successful. But I do think it's fair to say that your lad is colossally stupid. Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 3:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, he is quite the idiot. He may be inexperienced or young, so let's break him early.

The next day.

Marisol wrote:
Gracias. How is yu day and is there many peoples sick there?[/b]


Jimmy wrote:
yes but i have take care of them


This is one of the least imaginative lads I have encountered.

Marisol wrote:
Tell me yu dream in life. What yu wish and want. What yu happy is in yu life. What yu miss. Do yu like bean a rich doctor? Have yu ever bean poor?


Surely this can get him to write something, right?

Jimmy wrote:
My dreams have come to pass already i'ma wealthy doctor so what else will i be looking for, and i was never poor


Nope. He's a widower living the life in war-torn Yemen. It doesn't get much better than that. Rolling Eyes

Marisol wrote:
Oh. It must be the very sad life for yu.


Jimmy wrote:
sad life how I said I'm living perfectly well.


Marisol wrote:
Wow.


Jimmy wrote:
how is your day going?


Let's get him to salivate a bit, perhaps.

Marisol wrote:
Was ok. I bought a new boat with the sail so I may learn


Jimmy wrote:
okay that is good, how old are you


Oh, FFS. Seriously? For the third time?

Marisol wrote:
I have 58 years now


Jimmy wrote:
Okay good


Maybe it is Marisol that is "Unlucky."

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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 8:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We have re-established Marisol's age, again.

Let's see if we can't move this idiot forward at a faster pace.

Marisol wrote:
Today am go to buy lessons for the nueva boat with the sail


Jimmy wrote:
Okay my love, have you eaten?


Awwww. He's in love again.

Marisol wrote:
No. Is very early still. I am taking mi cafe. Y yu?


Perhaps he'll tell about those gourmet Yeomen lunches.

Jimmy wrote:
I just ate lunch


Nope. Maybe something else?

Marisol wrote:
What is yu weather over there?


Jimmy wrote:
it is raining over here


:banghead:

Marisol wrote:
Is many clouds in the ceiling here today. Rain is in the time after noon.


Jimmy wrote:
Okay


Brilliant, I tell you.

Marisol wrote:
I hope yu have the good day

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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 8:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

With some of these brilliant lads you really have to do all the work yourself Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 8:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm hoping at some point he got his fingernails chopped! Laughing

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