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Daftmugu
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 22 Feb 2019
Posts: 5
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Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:33 pm |
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This guy is claiming to be a U.S. Army infantry officer who got hit with an IED after finding one of Saddam Hussein's hidden vaults full of cash. He addresses me as "Dearest" and (get this) wants me to contact "Con security company." Which is an interesting choice in fake names. Are lads always this funny? |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:42 pm |
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Not always, but you can get some good laughs from many |
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ma3a
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 Aug 2018
Posts: 7
Location: Scot stuck in England
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Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:46 pm |
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| He addresses me as "Dearest" and (get this) wants me to contact "Con security company." |
I think you and I are messing with the same Lad  Has he sent you the hilarious fake documents yet? |
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Birlic
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Oct 2016
Posts: 4933
Location: In the Chapel
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Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:19 pm |
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You have to "accept" those documents and not to say "what a bad fake!"... these idiots do not have to be aware of making mistakes.
If we attract their attention, then they get better and their fake documents are getting better. We do not want this. |
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ma3a
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 Aug 2018
Posts: 7
Location: Scot stuck in England
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Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:31 pm |
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| You have to "accept" those documents and not to say "what a bad fake!"... these idiots do not have to be aware of making mistakes. |
I did accept his documents and have not once made him aware of any errors in his documents |
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Daftmugu
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 22 Feb 2019
Posts: 5
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Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:47 pm |
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You have to "accept" those documents and not to say "what a bad fake!"... these idiots do not have to be aware of making mistakes.
If we attract their attention, then they get better and their fake documents are getting better. We do not want this. |
I didn't tell him anything. Just talking about it here. |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Fri Jul 19, 2019 11:16 am |
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Welcome to eater. Sounds like you have a fun lad there. They're not all amusing, but some of them can be a real crack up. |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:17 pm |
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I'm looking forward to hearing more! When you have a few good emails back and forth, please post in here so we can enjoy your lad's pain and frustration with you! Thank you for the fun posts so far! 
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