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Jayhawk
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Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:47 pm |
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Charlize Theron is single and looking for love. I wonder if she would be interested in a red headed 15 year old boy with a Capital Murder conviction?
https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/05/entertainment/charlize-theron-single/index.html
Sorry Lake, but Jessica Alba is still married and not available. |
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Kitty La Gore
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Joined: 03 Feb 2014
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Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:42 pm |
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Note to self:
do not take dating advice from Charlize Theron.
That is all. |
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bware419ers
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Joined: 25 Jun 2012
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Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:41 pm |
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Do not take baiting advice from Sean Penn! Or do. Depends on your perspective!
Good luck to Feathers. |
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Lake Amour
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Joined: 17 Mar 2017
Posts: 524
Location: The Orphanage
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Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:05 pm |
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I saw that story and thought of Jayhawk immediately. Good luck, my friend!
Jessica will come around eventually.  |
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Jayhawk
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Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:08 pm |
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Conversation in the Jayhawk household last night
Me: Honey, I'm leaving you
Wife: Uh huh. And why is that.
Me: It's been a great 30 plus years but my Charlize needs me (showing her the article)
Youngest son: (who just moved back from Arizona and is living with us until he can find a place of his own) Who is this Charlize?
Wife: (Taking the news much better than I expected) She's this actress that your dad has a thing for
Me: (googling her picture) Here's a picture of her
Youngest son: Eh, she's okay
Me: Okay? OKAY! JUST OKAY? I have no son and you will do well to speak better of your new mother.
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x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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