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 Let it go.... "I, Sven, am not a gay!"

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Linoline
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sven got a job, or he says he does, we all know he's been lying a lot and not being very good at it, but this can complicate the situation for the upcoming safari-attempt.

WED 7:35 PM
Anna: I'm home. How are you?
Sven: Am good and you
How was your day
You are home early today
The global facebook problems also struck Anna's account. Really annoying. I sent him an email that it wasn't working.

WED 9:41 PM
Anna: did you get my email?
Sven: Yes
Sven: I just did and I have reply
How do you now do it
Anna: still not working properly I can see you're online but I don't receive messages from you 😞
looks like I can't send any as well
helllooooo
Sven: How was your day
Anna: is anybody alive out there?????
Sven: Do you want me dead ☺
Anna: I'll just have to wait till they fix it
Sven: Who is fixing it
Be calm alright
Let them fix it. I will wait
I know you have missed our chat
Much later
Anna: checking to see if it works again
looks like it does, but it's slow
Sven: OK
Will you go to bed
Maybe it will work tomorrow
But nevertheless I will be here till minutes to 12
Anna: I think it's working, I can see the messages again
Sven: OK
Have you eaten
How is your health now
Anna: I feel a bit better now
I went home a little earlier
Sven: I know you are home early and I ask why
Anna: no you didn't, but that's ok. I went home early because I didn't feel well and I was tired. Now I'm a bit better
Sven: Good to hear
I miss you
Anna: I'm right here
Sven: I know you are here
In person that is what I mean
Anna: I know what you mean
and I see what you wrote, but it wasn't a question
more like a statement
Sven: You should know what I mean that is why you're my better half
Anna: I'm not a mindreader πŸ˜‰
Sven: What are you doing now
Anna: talking to you of course
Sven: I know iyawo
Anna: I've seen that word before, but I can't remember it
your language is too difficult
Sven: I went for an interview in an hotel
Iyawo is wife
Anna: really? How did it go?
Sven: <screenshot saying he has to come to some training thursday morning>
Anna: Congratulations, you have been shortlisted from the just concluded interview at Grand Capital Hotel. You are hereby invited for training by 08:00 am prompt on Thursday 14/03/19 at Grand Capital Hotel Alagbaka Akure. Dress in white and black.
Sven: But the salary is not good $75 monthly
Anna: so you have a job now!
That's great
what will you be doing there
Sven: Waiter
I don't have choice because am tired of staying indoor
Anna: I know
Sven: I know God will make a way by providing good and lucrative job soon
Anna: you had one here, but you didn't want it anymore
Sven: Don't go there again. Are they paying salary yet No
When am there I will have a job
Anna: eventually, but this was a very good one, it's a shame you let it go
Sven: OK madam
I can't be working for people I don't see and they are not paying anything yet
Anna: Actors get a very good salary here
Sven: I know but rose company are yet to pay
I can't be here and those am working with are faraway
Anna: I think they won't anymore, because by now they have given the job to someone else
Sven: OK
Anna: but you can always ask
Sven: Are you on bed now
Anna: no, but soon
Sven: Ask what
Anna: if you can still have the acting job
Sven: Not now. Until I can meet them one on one
Anna: ok
Sven: Make sure you take care of your pretty self
No reply
Anna: you were typing
didn't want to interrupt
Sven: Am not typing
Anna: now you're not
Sven: You eh
Anna: me what?
Sven: The way you talk
Always make me smile
Anna: then I have done my good deed for today
Sven: Good deed indeed
Anna: I think I'm going to bed
will you be gone all day tomorrow?
Sven: Alright
Goodnight
Sweet dreams
No
I will be chatting now
Anna: I asked about tomorrow. you will be offline in a few minutes now
Sven: Yes I said I will be online
Anna: tomorrow you mean?
while you're in training?
Sven: The training won't take all day
Anna: ok, then we'll talk tomorrow
Goodnight
Good luck tomorrow

Today a few messages spread out over the whole day
Sven: Good morning Lady Vic
Sorry for not saying goodnight
Have a lovely day ahead 😘
Good morning
How was your night
Anna: Thought you were at the training
My night was good. Hope you slept well
Sven: Yeah am there
Just a minor training and am done
Am to start immediately and close by 6 but tomorrow 6pm till dawn
Anna: So you will be home in the evening?
And tomorrow all nigth... Do people even need a waiter all night?
Sven: I don't know for them. I was ask to clear all my bears
Anna: Don't know what you mean
Sven: Hair under my chin
Anna: Oh I see
Sven: Hope you are good
Anna: I am. Busy today
Sven: Alright take care
6:44 PM
Sven: How are you
You don't even check on me
Don't you miss me?
Anna: I checked but you weren't online and I didn't want to disturb you at work. Why be so offensive?
Sven: Come on
Can't I play with you
Anna: Sure you can. Hope your day was good. I'm going out to dinner with a coworker now
Sven: Stay safe
Anna: I will
he's decent so I'll be safe.
Sven: Ok
Really decent. Just a dinner outside his house
10:10 PM
Anna: Hi, I'm back
how is your evening?
(I think he just had the most wonderful evening)

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"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thursday evening:
Sven: Hectic and yours
Anna: hectic how?
Sven: I was at the hotel till past 7
That means you're home for a few hours, how is that hectic?
Have to run along to the market in search of a black trouser, I have to wash and having headache
Anna: Then maybe you should sleep
Sven: Yes but don't feel sleepy for now
Anna: I do. It was a long day
Sven: Are you on bed already
By the way did you take alcohol today?
Anna: Why do you want to know?
Sven: Never mind
Anna: hm.. ok
Sven: Alright
Hope you are not feeling lonely
Anna: You didn't answer my question
Sven: What question
Anna: why you wanted to know if I had alcohol today?
I don't see the relevance in that question
Sven: Am done with that, that's why I said never mind
Am having headache
Anna: But I'm not done with that, I still want to know why you needed to know
Sven: Anna please stop
Never mind
Anna: It's like you don't trust me
Sven: Trust you about what
Anna: me having alcohol
your attentionspan is short today
Sven: Really my attention is short
Anna: you keep forgetting what we're talking about
Sven: Because I told you how am feeling
Am only here to chat and check on your well-being
Because I wasn't here since
Anna: ok
I am in bed and I have been taking alcohol, now tell me why you wanted to know
Sven: You are taking it because you think its the best for a lady that is lover is faraway
And I can't stop the alcohol because I tried once and I failed
Anna: are you an alcoholic?
You could've told me that earlier
Sven: I tried to stop you and I failed on that. Not me taking alcohol
Anna: Just 1 glass of wine at dinner, nothing more. don't make mountains out of moleman
Sven: Are you yelling at me
Anna: Should I?
Sven: You are asking me after you have done that
Anna: done what?
Sven: Yell
Anna: You are a few thousand miles away, so I'd think yelling would be a bit pointless
Sven: So if am there you would have done that
Anna: wow
you really came to check on me or you came to pick a fight?
Sven: Fight? Me Sven fight you. I have tear the cloth of my fight so I will rather keep and watch as bible said watch and pray. winks
Anna: Look at what you were saying.
nagging about a glass of wine and saying I am yelling at you
I am not in the mood for this
Sven: I ask you a simple question did you drink alcohol. Yes or no
You are asking me why did I want to know
When I say never mind so what else
I will be here tomorrow till past 5
I have to sleep now
Goodnight
Be happy
Sweet dreams
Anna: fine
bye
Sven: Thanks and God bless

Today, spread out over the whole day, he was only online for short periods every time, but he was cranky as hell. Working doesn't suit him well.
Sven: Good morning
You don't know yet when we will see yet you like to fight. Stubborn wifey πŸ˜‚
Have this morning kiss 😘 😘
Anna: Fine, if you want to blame me for the fact that you were starting a fight, then I'll just stop talking again.
Good morning hope you have eaten, wish you a nice day.
Sven: Look at you
I can't fight again with you
Stop talking again? Are you saying of keeping mute on me?
You till we see. Then if you are to yell or angry I will do something that you will just forget everything and started saying babe you are the best
Later
Anna: <thumbsup>
Sven: Sorry I don't know its up to this
Anna: up to what?
Sven: <thumbsup>
Anna: Do you want to start fighting again? Just say it so I know not to waste my time
Sven: Are you talking to me that way Anna. I message you you keep mute and give signs as reply
So you are wasting your time before right?
Anna: If you only want to fight if I want to have a normal conversation, yes, then I'm wasting my time
Sven: Okay lady
Anna: so you want to fight today?
Sven: Its that is fighting already because I don't have time for that
Anna: ok bye then
have a nice day. Talk to me when you're in a better mood and don't want to fight
Sven: Its you that is fighting already because am not ready to fight
Anna: Just being realistic here
ever since I came home from dinner you're acting strange
Sven: I don't have that time
Don't start that because I only asked you simple question did you take alcohol
Anna: And I just wanted to know why you asked. Because last time I did you started demanding for my nude pictures
Sven: Lady I only ask of your picture not your nude OK
Anna: but I was and you knew and you kept insisting
Sven: I ask for a picture and a voice clip
Anna: and you knew I wasn't wearing clothes because I was going into the shower
don't deny it
Sven: How will I know you are naked
Am i a wizard
Why will you be naked when there is cold and you are there alone
Anna: because I told you
Sven: What was my reply when you told me you are naked
Tell me why you are naked when there is cold and you are alone
Anna: because I was going into the shower einstein, i told you
Sven: Iya yi fimile
And I didn't tell you to put on your clothes and send me voice clip
So why are you questioning me again when I ask did you take alcohol
You don't answer first and see what I will say
Using question to answer question
Anna: You do that a lot yourself
Sven: OK, thanks for the compliment
Anna: wait a sec
<screenshots from the conversation of last week with drunk Anna, with some comments pasted in>
Sven: The first picture says what you are putting on before going to bath
Anna: Yes and I made a joke. who takes a bath in jeans and a sweater?
Sven: This pictures didn't show the full conversation
The word before is different from when you are in
Anna: I changed nothing, just added the red comments
don't deny it, you asked if I had alcohol because you wanted to try to get my nude pictures again
Sven: Really
Your thinking
I don't want your nude here. I want to see it myself when you are with me not the phone to see before I do
OK madam
Anna: Then why did you keep asking?
Sven: Woman I need your picture while you are drunk then. Now I ask did you drink
Anna: you want my picture when I'm drunk? πŸ˜‚
I look just the same
Sven: Really your thinking
Anna: You think grow an extra head after drinking alcohol?
Sven: Really
I have my reasons for asking your pictures but since you decline all well and good
Anna: Ok, tell me the reasons
Sven: Forget that
Anna: fine
Sven: Yeah
Anna: sometimes I just don't understand you. You say something and when I ask about it I have to forget it....
Sven: Wow. I do that because you don't need it anymore
Anna: don't need what?
Sven: Why I ask your picture
So far you don't send the picture
Anna: So you need a picture of me being drunk before you explain why you want it?
Sven: <laughing emoji>
Anna: Are you confusing by nature or just extra confusing particularly today?
Sven: Meaning what lady
Anna: because you say confusing things and then refuse to answer my questions when I ask for clarification
Later
Sven: Confusing things everytime when you want to know something
I asked then for your picture you said I wanted your naked pictures now I ask did you drink alcohol and you ask me why did ask. Why do you want to know when you don't give answer
Anna: I answered, but still you didn't tell me
Sven: What answer. Did you sent me the picture when you put on cloth, did you send the voice clip.
Just 1 glass of wine at dinner, nothing more. don't make mountains out of moleman
Is this how to give response to a man you love and you said you respect
Anna: Oh my dear intended please I beg of you forgive my blunt words.
More better?
<laughing emoji>
Sven: I want the voice clip of your apology
Anna: are you serious?
Sven: Really
Am i serious
Anna: <laughing emoji>
What happened to you? Ever since you are done with work yesterday you're cranky
Sven: Wow really
Well that's the work of a good wife to know how her man feels
But am OK
Anna: Then at least there's something I'm doing good today
Sven: Am just stressed up but not to my conversation with you. So voice clip lady Emma
Really something you are doing good
Anna: Why are you stressed?
Sven: Questions again
You have not answer mine
Anna: Don't even know what the question was
Sven: Good lady πŸ‘
Anna: Thank you
Sven: ✌
Anna: ???
Sven: Yeah
Your voice
Anna: First I need to know what your problem is
Sven: I have no problem woman
Anna: DON'T CALL ME WOMAN
you said you are stressed
and you're acting strange
Sven: That was yesterday stress and am not acting anyhow
OK
Anna: Am just stressed up but not to my conversation with you.
are your words from a few minutes ago
Sven: Yeah. Don't question me when you refuse answering yours
Anna: I told you I don't even know anymore what the question was, but you're not telling me, so how am I supposed to answer?
Sven: Voice apology
Anna: That wasn't a question
That was a demand and I'm not a slave
Sven: I know
Anna: good
Sven: So am the slave right that do things that make you happy
Anna: I never said that
Sven: Kk
Anna: so now we're past that bridge, can you tell me why you are stressed?
Sven: Am not a slave
Anna: I never said you were
Sven: Alright
Anna: you're still not telling me anything
Sven: Never mind
Anna: are you trying to drive me insane today?
Sven: For what
Anna: because you keep saying things without explaining, I ask you question and you don't answer. I say something you get cranky
Sven: Reason why you will be insane and what will be the outcome of insane
Anna: It's like the worst case of PMS I can think of
Sven: Do what I requested for
PMS?
Anna: you didn't request, you demanded
Sven: Alright
Anna: that's still not a question
Sven: To you
Anna: to anybody
Sven: OK
Anna: well have a nice day then
Sven: You too miss
Anna: You could've just asked you know.....
Sven: Ask what
Anna: never mind
Sven: That's it
Anna: <thumbsup>
Sven: <thumbsup>
Anna: stubborn man
Sven: πŸ˜‚ stubborn miss
Hours later
Anna: <thumbsup>

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My Collection of lad frustration

"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I'm bucking you right now. I'm done with this bulls hit. I'll report you to the FBI if you still keep talking to me." Tyler
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 10:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

FRI 10:33 PM
Sven: How are you
Am at work
Anna: fine. have a nice evenign
12:13 AM
Sven: Omo MI
Goodnight
Sweet dreams
12:13 7:32 AM
Sven: Bawo ni. Kaaro se daada ni
12:13 8:50 AM
Anna: I can't figure out what you're saying
Sven: Good morning
Everything I said is good morning
You slept like a baby
Anna: Ok. Good morning
Sven: You don't even miss me at all
I told you am at work. No good night with signs of love
I asked of your voice clip and you refuse to do it
Anyways its all well and good. Have a great day at work πŸ‘‹
Anna: #1 you accuse ma again of something you don't know
#2 Yesterday when I showed you signs of love all you did was being cranky
#3 You never asked, only demanded
#4 Thanks a lot. I'm sure I'll have a great day after your nice words
And back to #2 where were your signs of love yesterday?
12:13 12:37 PM
Sven: Really
Did you do what will make me happy by sending the voice clip of apology
12:13 1:45 PM
Anna: No i didn't
Sven: Why
Does that mean you are happy there without me or you don't miss me at all?
12:13 4:05 PM
Anna: No, that's not what it means. It just means I didn't do it
12:13 7:45 PM
Sven: Tell me why you didn't do it Anna
Anna: I've been telling you that all the time yesterday and again this morning
Sven: Anna I want to ask you a question
Do you still love me and want to spend the rest of your life with me?
Anna: Yes of course. Why do you ask that?
Sven: OK
How was your day
Anna: It was ok. How was yours?
Sven: Same here
Are you home or you are out
Anna: I'm home
Sven: Lonely?
Anna: Yes, but I'm used to it by now
Sven: What are you doing
Have you eaten
Anna: Cleaning me kitchen after dinner
Sven: What did you eat
Anna: Spaghetti
Sven: Madam spag
Hope you are not cold and naked? 😊
Anna: Definitely not answering thatπŸ˜‚
Sven: You will have to answer that lady
Anna: I have to hydrate or I'll die
Sven: You don't want to tell me how you feel
Anna: No problem. It's a bit cold
Sven: What do you mean you will die
Anna: never mind
Pretty annoying hearing that all the time isn't it?
Sven: Why the annoyance its normal stuff when you don't want to explain something
Anna: I was saying that I don't HAVE to do anything. Only staying hydrated, because if you stop drinking water for a few days you die
Sven: Okay
Your plan for tomorrow
Anna: tell me
Sven: Tell you what
Anna: the plan
Sven: When am not with you how will I plan your day for you
Anna: No Idea, I was hoping you'd explain that to me
Sven: I don't have explanation
Anna: Ok, me either
Sven: Alright then
Anna: What's your plan for tomorrow?
Sven: No plan
Anna: When do you have to work again?
Sven: I will be called because I just got to know the training is over
I thought am to start immediately but they said no. Yesterday was also a training after working till 5am
Anna: Oh, I thought you said the training was only thursday morning and you had to start working directly
i see, they gave you wrong information
Sven: Pool bar and club
They don't want to tell us about how many days we will use but we got to know. There plan was to use us for days before saying we are still on training so we won't be able to collect salary
Anna: so now you don't have a job?
Sven: Not yet till they get back
Anna: hm. stupid people
Sven: You can't imagine I was there today also
Anna: You didn't tell me
Sven: I worked before they say we will be informed when to start fully
On a normal note they suppose to employ like 20 people but just be cause they don't want to pay they shortlist 7 and they want the 7 to do the work of 20
My department yesterday was pool bar and we stopped working by 1am after then they need people in club I was called up and start till 5
Anna: Must be really annoying to be swindled like that
Sven: They can't provide where we will sleep. I gather chairs beside the bar and I slept but if you see how mosquito started biting
Anna: No I can't see, but I guess you didn't sleep much
Sven: Those that call themselves boss that they don't even meet up with certificates if you see the way they started controlling. I was just smiling and thinking its not there fault
I can't sleep when there is much mosquitoes
Anna: I understand
Sven: That's why most Nigerians like to be out of this country for everything not because of work but other things like medicals etc
I have not witness all this be I often hear but not see. Now I see and hear
Sleeping already
Anna: no
waiting for you to finish what you wanted to say
Sven: So you can judge everything right? Madam judge πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜Š. Greatest of all time(Goat)
Anna: ????
Sven: Meaning
You said you are wanting for me to finish what am saying and I jokingly said so you will judge all
Anna: Just didn't want to be rude by interrupting
Sven: We are lovers alright so there is nothing called rudeness
Anna: I beg to differ
Sven: To differ what
Anna: even when you're lovers you still can be rude.
Like when you're demanding something instead of asking nicely
that's kinda rude
Sven: OK dear wife
With demand and ask which one do you respond to
Anna: nothing in particular right now
just the way you've been demanding things the last few days
Sven: So don't go there
You have done yours
Anna: What have I done?
Sven: Gbagbe ee
Anna: <laughing emoji>
Sven: Gbayi
You are smiling at all do you know what am saying
Anna: yes
gabge ee means forget it
gbayi means fabulous
Sven: Gbayi means what
Anna: then google doesn't know anything
Sven: Well done
Am asking you
Google is right
Anna: oh, ok, you're connection was too slow, I already told you that befor your message arrived here
Sven: Yeah

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My Collection of lad frustration

"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I'm bucking you right now. I'm done with this bulls hit. I'll report you to the FBI if you still keep talking to me." Tyler
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Anna: going without even saying goodnight?
Later
Sven: What
Sorry I slept off
Good night
Anna: So you just fall asleep while talking
I must be really boring to you
Sven: Really
Boring to me
Sweet dreams
Anna: It was a joke svenny
Goodnight
Oh, I just remember, I have something to tell you
(nothing actually, but he was still online, ignoring Anna)

5:55 AM
Sven: I know you are joking but the joke is expensive
I didn't mean to leave you here but my eyes are closing
Good morning beautiful
You said you wanted to tell me something what is that?
7:37 AM
Anna: What do you mean that the joke is expensive?
Oh, of course, the answer will be never mind...
Good morning
Sven: So you have turn me to Mr never mind right?
1:45 PM
Anna: You did that all on your own
Sven: How are you
Sven: How was the service
Anna: I was good
Sven: You were good
Why using past tense
Anna: It
Sven: OK
Anna: you asked about the service and I skipped a t while typing
Sven: Where are you now
Anna: home for now
Sven: Now I know
Going out later?
Lunch or dinner?
Anna: I'm going to Gerda this afternoon
Sven: Oops sorry I didn't ask about her
My regards to her
Anna: thank you
Sven: Is she back home or still in the hospital
Anna: You're confused. Gerda is my friend, not my neighbor
Sven: Sorry
Anna: My neighbor is getting better, they think she can go home tomorroww
Sven: Good
Regards to both
Anna: thank you
Sven: Miss you
Anna: Gerda isn't doing very well. She found out her boyfriend was cheating on her
Miss you too
Sven: Gosh. Why
Why do your guys their do like to cheat
Why did they derive pleasure in it
Anna: I don't know
Don't ask me, I don't like it
Sven: You don't like what
Anna: cheating
Sven: Did I like that also
Anna: I don't know. Did you?
Sven: Why will I like cheating
Anna: I don't know
Sven: I trust myself because I believe man shall not live by flesh alone
Anna: I'm glad to hear that
Sven: Am not saying that to make you happy but its what am made of
Anna: I know, but I'm happy about it anywoy
Sven: Just make sure she's calm so she won't hurt herself
Anna: I'll try to console her. Hope she's not too sad, I didn't like the guy at all, so if you ask me it's good she's not with him anymore
Sven: Come on. Don't say that
Anna: Why? He didn't treat her right
Sven: Don't judge anyone
Anna: I don't judge him, just the way he treated her
Sven: I know but you are not to judge because by judging your friend will be more sad
Anna: Did you advise her when you sense the guy isn't good for her back then before now
No, I never said a bad word about him to her
Why would I? That's not my place
Sven: So don't judge OK. Just try to make her happy so she won't think
Anna: Yes, that's what I want to do
Sven: Good
Are you set now
Anna: set?
Sven: Going to her place
Anna: Yes, almost
What are you doing today?
Sven: Going to watch ball
Anna: Nice
Can you explain what you meant to say when you said the joke is expensive?
Sven: You don't forget things
Anna: I know, but that's not an explanation
Sven: I said that because you said you are joking about saying you are boring to me
Anna: I still don't understand why that's expensive
Sven: Is it not expensive you telling me you are boring to me and later said you are joking. How on earth will you be saying that you are boring to me
because you fell asleep while talking to me
Anna: and it was just a joke
I think you lost your sense of humor.
I need to go now, gives you time to find it back πŸ˜‰
Sven: Talking to me
Anna: What do you mean?
7:09 PM
Sven: Am not sure am the one you are talking to by saying I lost sense of humor
Anna: <smiley emoji>
Sven: Maybe you are talking to your self not me
9:50 PM
Sven: I can feel you are happy
Anna: aren't you?
Sven: Tell me the reasons behind it
Stubborn lady. How is Miss Gerda
Anna: stubborn how?
Sven: Gerda is better than I expected
Anna: Tell me the reasons behind your happiness
Sven: How come your friend overcome that fast. Didn't she loves him that much or she is tired of him before all this cheating stuff happened
Anna: No and no. She didn't over come it this fast, she's just not a crying mess like I expected, so that's good
she decided she needed some time away from it all and is planning to go on a vacation soon.
Sven: Vacation to where
Are you back home
Anna: Yes I'm home
She doesn't know yet where, but she wants me to come with her
Sven: Ok
Are you with visitor
Anna: I'm going to ask my boss tomorrow permission to leave for a few weeks
Sven: Won't you go to work if you follow her
Just like that
Anna: like what?
Sven: What if I didn't ask you this. You will just ask your boss without telling me first
Chair lady
Anna: I am telling you now
And you didn't even ask me about it, so what's your problem?
Sven: Sorry for trespassing MA
Anna: just wondering why you're irritated by me telling you this
Sven: What is your problem leaving your own work because of your friend. Is it done that way
Is that why you just talk to me as if am your slave
Why am I saying this it's your choice lady
Anna: I work more than my contract so I can take some time off now and then to compensate
Sven: Enjoy your vacation if you are permitted
Anna: gerda said she'd cover all my expenses
because she knows I don't have much now
Sven: Good for you then
And who cares about the expenses
Your choice lady
Anna: why are you angry?
Sven: Forget it
Anna: Of course, I coud've expected that answer
Sven: Really
I have no answer
Have fun ladies
Anna: <You set the nickname for Sven to Mister "forget it">
Sven: Your choice
<Sven cleared his nickname>
Anna: speak your mind
Sven: About what
Anna: about what's bothering you. And please don't say forget it
Sven: I have nothing bothering me. Am fine alright lady
Anna: I don't believe it
Sven: All well and good
I love that you are mouthed
Anna: o ni iαΉ£oro pαΊΉlu mi nlo si isinmi
Sven: Emi ke, lo simi ki o jaye ori ee pelu ore ee
Travel out your country so your vacation will be sweet
Anna: what did you try to say?
Screenshot with the google translation: <here I am, please kiss the head with a gentle yes>
Sven: Google is crazy
Anna: yes it is, try learning a language with it
Sven: Emi ke = myself.
Lo simi ki o jaye ori ee pelu ore ee= go and rest, enjoy your self with your friend
Anna: 😁 That makes more sense. Google is crazy
Sven: Your choice
Your friend will be searching now
Some guys are crazy
Anna: what about guys?
Sven: Guys that often cheat
Anna: oh, you mean she'll be looking for another man?
Sven: Some guys cheat while ladies cheat also
Won't she look for another?
Anna: I don't know, but I won't
Sven: You can help her also
Smiles why telling me you won't
Anna: because it's you I love and it's only you that I want
Sven: Well done
Anna: ???
Sven: What
Anna: what is well done?
Sven: Well done is well said. I love your composition
A man far away that you don't know when you will see him. Going with a friend that is not in a relationship and if she finds another and they started romancing and end up having sex and you are there how will you feel then?
Anna: Then I'll have time to chat with you so I'll be fine
worried?
Sven: Wow look at so sweet
Sex and chat. Romantic mood and chat
Can they work together
Anna: πŸ˜‚Do you want me to join another couple when they have sex?
Sven: Your choice
How will you concentrate when you are hearing or looking at your friend sounding when she is been knack down
Anna: πŸ˜‚ You think I'll share a room with her if she's planning things like that?
Sven: Eeyah wow
She can't plan of having sex before you go but story will change when girls see a guy good for replacement
Anna: noted. I'll ask for separate rooms in advance πŸ˜‰
Sven: Why telling me. What is the essence of going to vacation together when you can't sleep together in the same room
Anna: you're the one having problems with that
Sven: Madam am done with vacation conversation
Anna: I like it when you're jealous
Sven: Just forget I discuss it with you.
Jealous?
Anna: you're worried about other men coming close
means you care for me
Sven: Its your choice
I see
Anna: Or don't you?
Sven: Not my question
Anna: so you don't
Sven: Really? OK
Anna: I asked but you don't answer
Sven: Not ready for your answer
Anna: you don't want to answer?
Sven: Are you on bed
Anna: you don't want to answer?
Sven: Answer what
Anna: my question
Sven: What question
Anna: <screenshot showing him the question>
Sven: Answer that your self because i already told you its not my question
Anna: lovely
Sven: Definitely
Its delicious also nice
lovely delicious and nice? What are you talking about
Anna: let me guess...... never mind.... or forget it
Sven: When you have a chat that is sweet as food you will comment with all that
Anna: I don't really think it's sweet
Sven: To you
Its your choice
Anna: more bitter because you don't even want to say you care for me after I told you I love you and it's only you that I want
Sven: Really
Wait
Anna: for what?
Sven: I never said I don't love you
Anna: for you making me more sad?
Sven: But when will our dream of living together, having children come true now when we don't know how we will see
Don't be sad you know you are going for vacation and your friend happiness rely on you because you are the one to make here happy

A little later
Sven: Jonah. Sleeping already
Anna: jonah was inside the fish, he wasn't sleeping just disobeying
Sven: Sleeping galore
Mummy in the Lord
She knows the in and out of bible
Gbayi
Anna: doesn't matter
Sven: When a girl know bible like this when I was in school teacher will say clap for her. πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ for baby Anna
Anna: why do you even care? You don't care for me, so why this talk?
Sven: Am not sure am the one you are directing that question to
Anna: Yes you're the one
Sven: Am not
I have to go now
Good night lady Anna
Anna: No I won't
Sven: Mummy in the Lord of our generation
Anna: stop it
Sven: You won't what
Anna: I won't have a good night and stop talking like this
Sven: Is that a command
Anna: it's bad enough that you don't love me, so please stop this talk
Sven: Sweet dreams
Really I don't love you? Anna are you truly saying this
Anna: I asked you and you refused to answer
Sven: goodnight
You have lost your sense of humor. Try and sleep so you find it before saying good morning
Sleep well. Dream about your vacation
Anna: you are really annoying
Sven: Thanks
Accept this good night kiss 😘 😘
Till tomorrow
Anna: No I won't
Sven: Your choice
Anna: enjoy your night, sleep well and be happy that you made me sad again
Sven: You made yourself sad by asking me unworthy question
Remember my motto: Always happy 😘
Anna: easy when you're acting like you don't care
Sven: Anna lo sun odaro
Anna: Oh, someone is sending me messages. Please go so I can answer him

He didn't read that last message anymore, but I'm sure he will within an hour and be royally pissed off. Exactly what he deserves. I hate this lad... a lot. Did I mention that I hate him? No? well I do. I HATE HIM!!!
Ok, done for now. What a prick. Hope he'll try to join Anna on her vacation to Penjari.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 5:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ He really is most annoying and provocative, isn't he? So annoying that one is almost tempted to give
"Anna/Emma" some relationship advice. LOL

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Our dear Sven has 2 big problems:
- he's jealous... he's afraid Anna and Gerda will find time "to pick-up" 2 young guys to feel good about on vacation... he feels like Anna "escaping" out of his sphere of influence.
- it is envious... that someone near him spends a lot of money (while he still has debts) makes him annoyed and makes him unable to control himself.

Since Gerda is the one paying holiday costs, it is obvious that Sven can not influence / request anything. Anna has her hands tied, because she is just a "guest" and she has to accept all of Gerda's decisions.
In this way, Gerda becomes "the bad cop" that Sven can not control and whose decisions will determine the course of future events.

Peeeeeendjariiiiiiiiii, here we come! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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- Just to annoy him even more, because he really deserves this! Twisted Evil
Quote:
The Commander of the Department accepted my proposed Resolution and signed the closure of this embarrassing file. An electronic copy of all the documents in the file was sent to the Akure police headquarters for compliance. Usually, things should stop here. In the worst case, the Nigerian police will ask for a reconfirmation of the content of the statement given by your friend (the one about you claimed to have no any identity papers). In my Resolution, I was obliged to state this fact about the correct identification of the other man, so it is likely that the Nigerian police will want to check the real situation. I hope you have told the truth about the fact that your gay friend has no identity papers, because the false testimony is a serious crime and may contribute in canceling the "non-guilty" Resolution's conclusion and reopening the investigation into all these allegations of sodomy, prostitution, attempted robbery and rape.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh yes, Sven was happy

1:07 AM
Sven: Really
Please reply him with good answer probably make a date
7:32 AM
Anna: You really should've told me that earlier
Sven: Is it late now to meet up with a date with him
Anna: No, but I like to plan ahead. We'll meet today
How was your night?
Sven: Make sure you satisfy him with all of you
Anna: My night was fine and yours
Sven: I ask a question yesterday night you couldn't provide answer
Anna: Oh, sure. I'll do my best
Sven: But when will our dream of living together, having children come true now when we don't know how we will see
Anna: Annoying right, when someone doesn't answer questions
Reminds me of someone
Wait.. who's that?
Oh right.... You
Sven: Remind you of who?
Anna: You. The one that refuses to answer questions
Sven: It's always your choice lady
Someone can't chase two birds at the same time
My choice that you refuse to answer questions? Take some responsibility for the choices you make
Anna: You're right, I'm not chasing any birds. I like it much more better to be the bird
Sven: So if you are the bird who is chasing bird
Anna: Doesn't matter
Sven: A dear wife who can't help his man to pay up $100 debt, a wife that want to go for vacation with her friend to make her happy and refuse to make her man happy, a wife that say because his man said he wanted to sleep and she says go so she can reply another man sending messages.
Anna: If he man doesn't even love her, is he even her man? To me it looks like he stepped aside
Sven: Put to me straight that am a step aside
To you with what you said I don't love you enough right?
That's why your happiness and friend happiness is paramount to you to the extent of planning a vacation
More than helping a man from a embarrassment. I love the word stepped aside
Angel in disguise. Oh really
Anna: What do you expect from me? You refuse to tell me how you feel about me. You're only angry for days now. And I appreciate the way you trust me after what I told you yesterday
Well done
Sven: Trust you about what
I refuse to tell you how I feel for you. Can you tell me the purpose of the video I sent
Anna: No
Sven: Your choice
Now as you said I am a step aside to you πŸ‘
Enjoy your day
Anna: It means nothing if you're only being angry afterwards and refuse to tell me how you feel. I was so happy that you made it for me but now after your behaviour from the last few days what do you expect me to believe
Sven: Your self and choice
Anna: <thumbsup>
Sven: <thumbsup>
Forget it
Anna: Fine I'll forget you
Mister forget it
Sven: You have done that
I wish you the best
Anna: I told you even yesterday that I love you and want nobody else.
You push me away with acting like a dick
Sven: Lies when am already a step aside
Good for you
Anna: What lies? Did you even lie about your love?
Gerda just sent me a message saying she wants to go to penjari, wherever that may be
Sven: Ask the man you are with now.the one that step in
Why telling me that. You both choice
Anna: Oh, my coworker that asked me last night to bring a file today to the meeting we have with a client?
Fuck off. You're an asshole today.
Sven: <waving hand emoji>
Anna: <image of someone flipping the bird>
Sven: Finally
Fuck your self
Fuck your pussy


And then I blocked him for a while. He just saw his ticket out of the country disappear and I think he's going to need to try just a little harder to win her back.

20 minutes later he noticed and sent Anna this email
Quote:
Is that the best you can do blocking on facebook mind you I have block you also. So move on with your life. I have know before you lie about love is just retaliation of what your ex did you want by wanting to make me a slave and I reject to be that. Suit yourself good bye woman. Fuck you big time


And he did block Anna, and not yet unblocked her. But somehow I think he'll be back once he found out where Penjari is.

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^^^ LOL!

- Our boy will be happy to learn that girls will spend the holiday in the beautiful National Park Pendjari, located in northern Benin.
- As we all know, Sven was delighted with his last trip to Benin, so it will be a great challenge for us to get the idiot out there. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 3:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, he found out where Penjari is. Anna decided to poke the dragon.

14:29 Anna sent to Sven an image with the words:
Quote:
"I can't make you love me if you don't. You can't make your heart feel something it won't".

14:36 Sven
Quote:
You make me feel bad by asking what you already know. I love you so much. But what has come over you what are you thinking how on earth will you block me because we have little misunderstanding and you claim you love me. You are there that we don't know when we will meet all you do is going to a vacation in Benin Republic and you will be saying you want us soon. On simple things you will keep mute now promote to blocking. You love me yet you can't take away 100 debt embarrassment from me so I will think straight. You don't do that if I don't love you will I make myself real or will I still be here. I will ask something you are the one that will tell me am demanding or commanding. Does love look at that


14:46 Sven
Quote:
You truly hurt me by all your questions and behaviors this days but you will say am the one that hurt you. Love is natural so I can't force myself on you. I love you but you don't because no matter what you can't accept third party over me and even block me. Gosh


16:04 Anna
Quote:
stop about third party. When was the last time I listened to them? You keep holding that against me. I tried to make you happy, but all you did was being mean to me the last days. You have no idea how you have hurt me. You were mean to me, yet you expect me to know that you love me. Love doesn't intentionally hurt. When you ask something usually that's being stated as a question. "can you please..... ?" instead of "do this for me". See the difference?


16:10 Sven
Quote:
Does that give you the mind of blocking me. That shows you never want me. The third party now is your friend because you prefer her happiness more than mine. She is hurt you want to make her happy. I am embarrassed because of $100 what did you do. You do nothing because you don't love me and you have the money. Is that not love slavery. Did I question your love why do you question me about my love for you. If I don't love you will I be here


16:17 Anna
Quote:
She ASKED me to come with her and I agreed. She plays no role at all in our relationship, so she can't be considered a third party. If I didn't love you, would I even talk to you? No, I wouldn't. You keep thinking I want to retaliate. That's nonsense, for what would I want to do that? I want to marry you spend my life with you, have a family with you. Revenge has no place in that.
I blocked the messages because I was at work and too upset to even read it anymore. I had to concentrate on work and that's impossible when you're being mean to me all the time. I had a husband that was mean to me for years, I don't need that again.
I asked you many times since last week what's bothering you, yet you never told me. Am I supposed to be able to read your mind? If you don't tell me I can't know what is wrong. You chose to be mean instead of telling me.


16:28 Sven
Quote:
Did you think of how we have been chatting all this while have I been mean. No, I am now because am tired and weak of the embarrassment the debt is causing me. I owe those that can't even look at my face and talk to me anyhow money. I have been begging you for for 100 so I pay the unwanted debt so I will be happy and you can help but you refuse to do. Now your friend needs your help by following her to a far place outside England just to make her happy and you accept without hesitating. But the man you want to spend the rest of your life with is dying of embarrassment because $100


16:37 Anna
Quote:
Yes you have been mean to me many times and I told you when you were but you didn't listen. I told you that my lawyer now handles my finances remember? Gerda offered to pay for everything and she even brings me close to where you are.


16:49 Sven
Quote:
Lawyer handle your finances to the extent of you not having $100 to help. Bringing to Benin Republic does that mean we will see ourselves. Benin is not Nigeria. How will I be happy when I have a lady who can help me with little debt and she didn't help but want to make her friend happy because she has money that I don't have.


16:54 Anna
Quote:
I'm helping her because she asked me. She's a good friend and stood my me through my divorce. Do you really think I'm that shallow only to help her because she has money? I'm doing what I can, but I can't work the impossible. If you still want to keep me blocked, it's your choice.


17:01 Sven
Quote:
Don't get me mad. You have been keeping mute on me and I often beg you now you will apologize for blocking me that is how a respectable wife will do


17:03 Sven
Quote:
$100 dollars is the impossible that can't be possible. Tell me how you feed your self, transportation fees etc is that also paid by your lawyer that you don't have any money since early February


17:07 Anna
Quote:
I'm sorry for blocking you


17:14 Sven
Quote:
Sorry for been mean but am not myself because this debt is affecting my personality and my life. Am not free its seems that I owe the whole world money. I have unblock you

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 7:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He is such a pathetic, parasitic and demanding little a**hole. He keeps whining about a 100USD debt. CanΒ΄t he fix that by himself? By working for a few days, maybe, or thatΒ΄s asking too much? WhereΒ΄s his PRIDE?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ LOL, what pride? Laughing Laughing Laughing


We will try to start our next twist: SAFARI IN PENDJARI!


- We have a new character in the story: Pierre Valante - local manager at Safari Camp - Benin - Pendjari National Park.
- Pierre wrote a message to Anna and Gerda (Anna's girlfriend)... with "a lot of details". Laughing
- Gerda will confirm, and Anna will forward the message to our idiot... Sven will be happy. Laughing

10.07 - So, our Camp Manager Pierre writes to the two girls... the "Subject" line of the message is Re: Confirmation #32576 - four persons - two luxury bungalows Laughing
Quote:
Dear Ladies, I'm pleased to be able to confirm your reservation at the Safari Pendjari Camp. Safari Pendjari Camp in Benin offers a unique luxury experience - its very own rhythm, people and animals living side by side in an unrivaled location.

According to the above-mentioned requirements, two luxury bungalows are available for your group: Mark Twain & Ernest Hemingway. Each one has a very spacious living room and an extremely intimate bedroom with a king-size bed. The large open terrace is common for both suites and offers the opportunity for your entire group to serve breakfast and admire the sunrise over the Magou River, while the trees in the complex are full of small monkeys and birds.

The related services are provided and our staff will make every effort to ensure that parties organized each evening are unique and unrepeatable. The Pendjari local specificity harmoniously combines more separate traditions: Burkina, Benin and Niger, making a mixture of civilization and African culture that can not be found anywhere else. Our staff will be available 24/24 and 7/7 to meet all our clients' wishes and make your stay unforgettable.

According to the flight schedule you have previously sent, Saturday (March 23) you will arrive from Liverpool on the Paris-Cotonou route, then a private air jet will then bring you on the runway to the local airport in Parakou (PKO). Please reconfirm the exact date and exact time of your arrival in Parakou, for a company bus to wait for you at the airport.

On behalf of the entire team here, please allow me to wish you a pleasant journey and assure you that we will do everything so that you could enjoy a wonderful stay in Safari Pendjari Camp.

Best regards,
Pierre Valante
Benin Operations Manager - Safari Group Ltd.
Email: < snip >


10.57
- Anna forward the above message to her dear Sven:
Quote:
Honey, here are the details of the trip. We'll be going there next Saturday.

11.00 - Gerda wrote to Pierre:
Quote:
Thank you mr. Valante for your confirmation.

We will arrive Saturday 8:40 PM at the Cotonou airport with flight TU401. There will only be two of us at the time of arrival. Is it allowed to receive guests at the resort? Of course I'll pay for their stay.

Gerda

11.02 - Two minutes later, Anna forward the Gerda's last message to her dear Sven:
Quote:
We'll arrive in Cotonou Saturday evening. I don't know the exact departure time, but I'm sure Gerda will inform me about it.

11.20 - Pierre to Gerda and Anna:
Quote:
Good morning Ladies,

I've noted the details of your flight and will personally coordinate the bus driver who will take over. Throughout the journey to the Resort you will have at your disposal soft drinks and something easy to eat (snacks). A company employee will handle your luggage.

Of course, the visitors are allowed and wellcomed, as long as we are notified in advance. The company's privacy policy is relaxed in this regard, so we do not require any identity documents from our clients' guests. If your guests will be accommodated separately, then you will need to cover additional costs. If your guests will sleep in one of the 2 suites already booked, then there is no extra charge. The food and drink in the campus are offered in the all inclusive system, so no any problems!

Please note that, if your guests arrive on another day, then I would like to be informed about this so that they can efficiently organize their transport to the Camp. The access from Tanguieta city to the National Park is made exclusively with authorized 4x4 trucks.

Best regards,
Pierre

===

11.28 - Muhahahha! Our idiot writes to Anna. Laughing Laughing Laughing
Quote:
It seems she is expecting some people. Who or what is Mark Twain & Ernest Hemingway.

One minute later... another message to Anna:
Quote:
She must tell you the two people remaining either male or female and where they are from before you go. Am not commanding but Its for your safety because trust no one.
Laughing Laughing Laughing
Anna, to her dear husband-to-be.
Quote:
Ok dear, I'll ask her.

===

11.30 - Anna to Gerda (Pierre and Sven are in CC):
Quote:
Hi Gerda,

Sven requested me to ask you who the guests are that you are planning to invite. Just for safety purposes. I agree with him that we shouldn't just invite someone we don't know. I don't feel comfortable with that.

Anna

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"private jet"....ohhh, that indicates a posh lady Smile - maybe the idiot can wring his 100USD from her instead? Smile

Nice baiting!

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More fun with the moron. Laughing

11.57 - Gerda wrote to Anna (of course, Sven is in CC):
Quote:
Think for a sec wouldya? Who has a hot man over there, close to where we'll stay?
Tell Sven he's invited to join us.
If you want he can stay in your suite or I'll pay for a separate one for him.
Maybe he can bring a nice friend to keep me company while you're playing the two backed beast.

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12.30 - Our idiot to Anna:
Quote:
Your friend is funny. I know her purpose coming to Africa is to find a man because you had a man. She didn't answer your questions about the guest she is bringing maybe they are male. Because if they are males how will she bring two males when she knows you have a fiance. Don't join me when asking her, ask her separately so she will tell you who the guest her

Anna to Sven:
Quote:
Yes, she answered my question. She invited you and asks if you can bring a friend to keep her company. It's so nice of her.

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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13.57 - My local manager Pierre wrote to all (Sven, Anna and Gerda):
Quote:
Good afternoon Ladies,

I talked right now at the PKO airport (in Parakou) and found out that there is a Private Jet arriving from Cotonou on Saturday night at 22.45. It's about your ride?
Since customs formalities will be already made in Cotonou, here will be no delays at all. A khaki-green bus, marked with our company name, will be parked in front of the PKO airport. Our driver is waiting for you to come out (in the salon for arriving travelers) and will have in his hand a large cardboard on which your name will be written. Along with him, there will be another employee of ours, who will be your bodyguard and who will take care of your luggage.

I have not yet received any information regarding the other two guests. Are they coming with you? Will you meet them in Parakou and all go to Safari Resort on Saturday night? Are they arriving at a later date? My people (the driver and the bodyguard) have precise instructions about the passengers that can be transported by the company bus (for reasons connected with the security of our customers), so I will need to be informed exactly about this issue.


Best regards,
Pierre

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MON 5:10 PM
Sven: You
There is something you are not telling me about this issue lawyer controlling your finances
Anna: What's that?
Sven: Why is your lawyer controlling your finances
MON 7:36 PM
Sven: I already explained that, you must've forgotten
I'm going to check on my neighbor, she came home today
MON 9:43 PM
Sven: Okay
later
Anna: how is your evening?
later
Anna: Where are you?
again later
Anna: goodnight
1:59 AM
Sven: Good urz
I slept off even I couldn't eat
Sorry for keeping you lonely

This morning
Anna: Ok
Sven: Ba wo ni
Anna: I'm ok. You?
Sven: Hope you didn't miss me much yesterday night
Anna: I did
Sven: Pele babemi
Anything for me
Anna: Looking for the translation. You don't make it easy today
Sven: Pele mean sorry
Babemi mean my babe
Anna: Google had no clue
Sven: I have two questions
Can I ask
Anna: Are we back to answering questions again or still on the never-mind-forget-it track?
Sven: πŸ˜‚ stubborn wifey
Anna: πŸ˜‰ just asking
Sven: Why do your friend choose a Africa country you can't hear there language. They speak French and most don't hear English. Why can't you go to the capital which is Cotonou or another Africa country
Anna: It should be a lovely place there in the nature park
Je parle un petit peux francais
Sven: Meaning
Now I see you are already in love with the place already
Anna: Ne t'inquiete pas
I have no say in the decision
Sven: Can you speak French
Anna: Oui
Sven: Speak English to me
Yes
I see
What about Mabel
Anna: Please... A question or request ends with please, making it a question instead of a demand
Sven: Have you been given permission and how many weeks
Anna: Je parle un petit peux francais means I speak a little french
Ne t'inquiete pas means don't worry
I have 3 weeks
Permission for three, but I'm not sure how long she's planning to go
Sven: What did I demand this time
Anna: Speak english to me
Sven: OK
Anna: You can easily prevent confusion and troubles by stating a question as a question
Sven: When are you going
Anna: Here in England things like that are extremely important
Not sure, I don't know yet the details. I'll hear it whrn she had made arrangements
Sven: Alright madam questionaire
Anna: You were the one with the questions
Hope you will be able to make calls when you get to Benin and probably if you think we deserve to see your vacation pictures
Sven: Second question pleaseeeeee
Please tell me in details why lawyer control your finances
Anna: In detail?
I wanted to do that yesterday but you weren't here
Sven: Yes because am confused
Am here now
Anna: I'll explain this evening. No time now. I need to go to work soon
Sven: Alright madam
My brother is graduating today
Anna: Wow. Congratulations for him
You're celebrating?
Sven: Till when he is back and during convocation
Later
Anna: Which brother is this?
Sven: That's is my junior brother
The second born
Anna: Stephen?
Sven: Stephen is the third born
Anna: Wait let me think
Sven: Tom is the one I told you he is in school. Stephen was the one I told you am using his phone for facebook
Anna: Tom
Sven: Have you recall
I told you we are four
Anna: I remember. I only don't know the name of your other brother, you never told me
Sven: Yes <name> short form is Tom
Anna: Figured that out svenny πŸ˜‰
Sven: We often call him <too distinguishable nickname
Anna: Sounds cool
Sven: Figured What out
Anna: <name> short form is Tom
Sven: I told you then that his fiancee will dress how traditional bride dress when you demand for traditional wedding dress
Later
Anna: will they get married soon?

Gerda to all
Quote:
Hi Pierre,

Yes, that's our flight. I made arrangements for that earlier today. It would be very nice to see your driver waiting for us there. We are really looking forward to our stay.

We didn't hear confirmation yet about the guests, but I have invited Sven, fiancee of Anna. He probably won't need a separate suite. He is invited to bring a friend, who might or might not need a separate suite. It is not confirmed yet if and when they will arrive, but I'll let you know as soon as I hear.

Gerda

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14.52 - Manager Pierre Valante writes to Gerda (sure, Anna and Sven are in CC)...
- With this message, it was explained who are those "Mark Twain" and "Ernest Hemingway" guys Laughing ... and, was remembered about satellite communications problems (they will be useful when the idiot will want to talk on the phone). Laughing
- Another interesting thing is that the girls will have a big amount of cash with them... so, in that isolated area from the jungle, it is excluded that Sven will ask for a bank payment or for a WU payment. Twisted Evil
Quote:
Dear Lady Gerda, I got the ideea.

Then, the young couple Anna and Sven can be accommodated in the Mark Twain Suite, while for you we will reserve Ernest Hemingway's apartment. Of course, both of these luxury bungalows have the same degree of comfort, but Mark Twain is better suited for a pair of lovers because of the colors and materials used in interior decorations. Somehow, in a strange way, we can say that the cosy bungalow Mark Twain is dedicated to couples who want to have a very romantic vacation.

Ernest Hemingway Mansion is somewhat more modern, in terms of the interior materials chosen by our designers. More metal, more leather, more glazed surfaces.
Under these conditions, there are no additional costs for you, apart from those previously set. As a last supplementary note, I would like to remind you that only cash payments are accepted in the region, and bank cards can only be used in a few places in the city of Tanguieta (outside the National Park).

Our Safari Camp resort is located in an isolated area, somehow in the middle of the National Park Pendjari, so all the local communications (Internet and messaging) are done through telecommunication satellites. In our Guest Media Room you will find 8 computers connected to the satellite network through which you can access your personal email. We see this isolation as an advantage that we offer to our guests. All the madness of the modern world (various noises, business messages, phone calls, worries and troubles) are left at the entrance to the jungle. Our dear Guests enjoy moments of total relaxation, in a superb natural setting.

So, we expect you to arrive on Saturday-to-Sunday night. We will be ready for your arrival and will be at your disposal with everything you will want. I wish you a really pleasant trip!

Best regards,
Pierre

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More fun with Sven...
16.06 - Gerda to Pierre (Anna and Sven are in CC):
Quote:
Hi Pierre,

This sounds just perfect. Some time away from it all is exactly what I need right now. And from everything you described, a few weeks at your resort is the perfect place to be. I hope there will be some good looking massage therapists available to make the relaxation even more outstanding. I see some definite advantages of smooth surfaces in the more modern suite, so I think I'll like it. I hope I can give you the good news soon that we will be expecting guests.

Gerda.

Pierre responds to Gerda (Anna and Sven are in CC):
Quote:
Lady Gerda,

I'm glad to hear you want to go on your vacation with the thought of relaxing. This is most important, because mood matters a lot in the success of a perfect holiday. Of course, our Safari SPA Center has several young people (boys and girls) who are qualified to do various type of massages and several body treatments. Their services are already prepaid by your initial bill, but of course these young people enjoy immensely when our Resort guests appreciate their efforts in particular.

Your guests can come anytime, of course, provided their visit is announced in advance. Because access from Tanguieta city to the National Park Area is done only through authorised 4x4trucks, we need to prepare their transport in a timely manner. Theoretically, a 24-hour advance is necessary and sufficient for me to be able to organize their transport properly. Thank you in advance for your understanding!

Best regards,
Pierre

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

1:52 PM
Anna: will they get married soon?
Sven: Not yet for that
Anna: when are they planning?
Sven: Have a lucrative job first
Firstly now they are going for NYSC
Anna: I see
NYSC? What's that?
Sven: National youth service corps. If you look at my pictures you will see where I put on that uniform
Anna: Oh, yes, I remember that, but didn't know what it was
Sven: It is to serve our father land and bring unity among the three tribes we have in Nigeria
Anna: It's not like the army?
Sven: Yes. Army will train Corp members for three weeks
Anna: Oh, only 3 weeks, that's not long
brb
Sven: After the three weeks they will posted to place of primary assignment. During my own I was posted to a secondary school and I teacher senior secondary class two Civic Education
Its a year program
I started may 2017 and end it April 2018
Anna: Ok, now I understand
Sven: Yeah
Hope you are good
Anna: yes I am, just busy today
Sven: Alright dear. Don't let me distract or disturb. Be good 😘
Anna: I always like your distractions
Sven: Really. Why
Anna: because I like you of course πŸ˜‰
Sven: Like or love
Anna: <heart emoji>
Sven: <laughing emoji>
Se oti jeun
Anna: oui
Sven: What is that
Anna: use the translator πŸ˜‰
Sven: I don't have that on phone. Please tell me
Anna: It means yes, I told you this morning
Sven: You told me what this morning
Anna: Meaning of oui
Sven: OK
I miss you baby
later
Anna: I miss you too. Gerda confirmed that she invited you to stay with us in Penjari πŸ’–
Sven: Yes but you know I can't come over to that country. Why can't she come to Nigeria where she will find joy and a suitable man for herself. From what I see Benin people always support themselves and they are localised than Nigeria
Anna: 😒 I have no voice in the decision making
I only wish you could come
We'll be so close
Sven: I know baby but if truly she wants you to be happy in the trip if you are to use 2weeks use a week there and come over to Nigeria
Why can't she seek opinion before choosing Benin
Anna: It won't be polite to ask her. Since she pays for the complete trip
Knowing Gerda, she did her research before deciding
Sven: To her now Benin is safe and the hotel is in jungle
Anna: I dont think it's a hotel
Sven: I know she research but why didn't she look at security issues
Anna: From the emails I understand that it's all very safe and well guarded
sorry, a coworker needs me
Sven: Go through the mail you will see the manager emphasizing on security
Baby this is Africa and they are saying that because you are fresh
It's not about me in Nigeria. But you can compare Nigeria to Benin Republic in all ways
*can't
In the evening
Anna: I don't understand
Sven: You don't understand what
Anna: How Nigeria and Benin can't be compared. They're both in Africa, next to eachother, only a different language
I really don't know the difference
Sven: Is like you are comparing USA to Dubai
Nigeria currency is better than theirs
Try and google it you will see we are much better than them
I don't know why your friend choose Benin Republic among all Africa country. She now choose to go to a hotel in a jungle
Me am not please with that
Am scared that you ladies are going there alone
Anna: Then join us please. Then you'll know that we're safe
Sven: I can't join you there
Anna: <sad emoji>
Sven: Look at the way their manager is saying security because all those local people attention will be on you. Gerda should have stay in their capital Cotonou
Anna: She's a lady of her own, she knows what she wants and I know that she has done proper research on the resort
Sven: A place I went for just a day they tried to rope me up
Really research
When you are there you will see all
She wants massage
Anna: "It is also, fortunately, one of the most stable and safe countries of the region for traveling. With its rich history, vibrant culture, protected wildlife, Grand Popo ocean beach, and artisan market in Se, Benin is one of the best kept tourist secrets in West Africa."
Sven: To you Anna don't give room for guys there even if your friend does
A guy must not massage you and must not stay in a room with you for long because
I love your research. When you are there you will know the difference between research and eyes view
Research is what they post online for people to see
I wish you well during your vacation
Back to my question in the morning
Anna: Why do you think I'd let another man touch me?
I want it to be you
Sven: I know what am saying this is Africa where some people believe in charm
Don't be carry away with there pleasure
Anna: charm?
Sven: Remember you are getting marry soon. Gerda is just searching so she is free to mingle with anyone
Anna: like the way you charm me whenever you speak sweet words or when I look at your picture?
Sven: <laughing emoji>
Stubborn wifey
Why did you think I charm you
I ask you out and we both love each other
Anna: "A charm is a quality of being attractive and pleasing. To charm someone is to attract them. There are several types of charms, but they mostly relate to attraction and good luck."
I thought you went to school πŸ˜‰
<laughing emoji>
Sven: You can't compare mine with a guy you see just minutes and in the next minutes you realise he has already has sex with you
Anna: really... just like that
so I just don't pay attention for a minute and that's it... the sex happened and is over....
Sven: Baby you don't know Africa
Anna: apparently guys with low stamina
Sven: They don't call it charm here they call it juju
Anna: juju?
What does he have to do with it?

Sven: so I just don't pay attention for a minute and that's it... the sex happened and is over....please explain this
Low stamina is white thinking
Anna: a guy you see just minutes and in the next minutes you realise he has already has sex with you
those are your words.
like I'll just let any guy come close
thanks
Sven: Forget about juju
Anna: you brought him up
Sven: Just be careful there alright
Juju is not a name of a person to us here. Its a charm name or you call it ogun
Anna: Now it's getting confusing
but you seem to think I'll just have sex with any guy I see
That's insulting
Sven: No baby try and understand me
Am saying you should not get close to guys there
Anna: And you think I will
Sven: They will want to be nice to you and you will think they are nice but they are not
Am just saying
Anna: The people working at the resort are getting paid to be nice to people. Didn't they teach you that at the hotel? Or did you try to sex all the female customers?
Just sayin
Sven: You can still persuade her that you might branch to Nigeria before leaving
<laughing emoji's>
Anna: Anna you. I love the way crack me up tonight
Sven: I have you already so No to other ladies
Anna: so why ask me?
Sven: Are you angry the way I tell you what some Africa might do.
Anna: I thought you trusted me by now
but it only takes one message from you and you'll be inside the resort where I'll be
Sven: Did they teach that driver that open the parcel before he does
Anna: And you can sex me all you want Wink
Sven: Are you in haste for me to sex you
Anna: Is it bad to be attracted to my husband?
If that's the case I like being bad
Sven: If you are convince your friend about branching here
Who is your husband 😊
Anna: hmm. lemme think
Wasn't his name John or something? Nice of you to ask
Sven: Who is John
Anna: I was hoping you knew
Sven: I don't know
Anna: damn that's a shame, I hope he's as hot as you
Sven: Really. Hot as me
How do you know am hot. Have you tasted the hotness before
Anna: Didn't taste, but I know my eyes won't deceive me
I hope my husband won't mind me talking to you
Sven: Has he given you the permission to
When will you taste it
Anna: Oh, so you do know him.
good
I hope next week
Sven: You hope next week. How will that happen
Anna: run forest, run
Sven: I don't know your John
Anna: good, me either
then I guess you're the one
Sven: <laughing emoji>
I know you will have the taste one day
Please back to my question in the morning
Please in details
Anna: what day will that be?
Sven: Don't know dear
Anna: <sad emoji>
Sven: Am sorry baby but your friend have the chance of making you happy now by bringing you to me and she will also be happy because I will look for a caring man for her. A man she will like to live the rest of her life with
Anna: but you still can
Sven: How
Anna: by joining us
Sven: It's all I can think of since knowing she brings me so close to you
Apart from the part that I can't come. I have debt and am not sure the man for your friend has international passport
(he has been thinking about it already... good
She should have ask of your opinion before deciding. She did that because she will be the one to foot the bill which is not proper. She knows am in Nigeria why can't she make you happy by bringing the vacation here
She is only satisfying herself
Anna: She could've gone to Aruba....
At least this is close to where you are
Sven: Where is Aruba
Anna: on the other side of the world
Sven: If she want to help she should have bring you here Not where that I can't go
Other side of the world. Where is that located
Anna: where aruba is of course
And I have no influence on what she decides
Sven: What am saying why is she bringing you close when she know she can't bring you to me
Forget it
Back to morning question
Anna: I don't know why she did that, but you have her emailaddress now, so you can ask her yourself if you want her to change the plans
Sven: Aruba is one of the four countries that form the Kingdom of the Netherlands, along with the Netherlands, Curaçao, and Sint Maarten; the citizens of these countries are all Dutch nationals
Anna: <thumbsup>
Sven: Are you sure i can ask her
Anna: I won't stop you
Sven: OK I will I pray she bring you here
Please answer my morning question
Anna: I was just getting ready for bed
So I'll keep it short
I had savings myself, which I spent for the wedding, and I took a loan for what I didn't have available.
Then there's a lot of money that was in a joint account when I was married and it needs to be split, but my ex is making troubles, so the account is blocked now.
My lawyer helped to get some of my share out to pay off the loans, meaning I have used funds that were not designated to me personally yet, but still joint property, so now he has to guard my finances and account for every penny till the lawsuit is finished.
Sven: I don't know what to say
To the extent of sending me 100
Anna: It's a mess, but it'll be solved soon I hope
to the extent of me having to file receipts even when I want to buy a sandwich for lunch. I'm allowed now only to spend the bare minimum of what I need to get by
But that's only temporary
Sven: I mail your friend already
Please be sincere how much do you earn as salary with the over hours work you do
Anna: More than enough, but everything goes back into the joint account till the money I used out if it is paid back
Sven: How much did you deduct from the joint account
You still don't tell me the exact amount of your salary
Anna: Mister financial manager. You can contact my lawyer for all the details ok?
Sven: Sorry MA
Because I ask you to open up for me
Anna: And I did, but I don't like talking about money all the time
Sven: Very funny
Anna: It's a messed up situation now, but it'll be fixed eventually. I just have to accept it for now
Sven: You don't like talking about the money even to the man you want to marry
Cut the crap
Anna: wow
Sven: I give up on the question
Hope you have eaten before going to bed
Sleeping already
Anna: cut the crap
Sven: Alright
Good night
Sweet dreams
OK


Sven to Gerda
Quote:
Good evening Miss Gerda, how was your day. Please if you don't mind I will like to ask you some questions. Why do you choose to be in Benin Republic than coming to a place more suitable and convenient. Where you can have all and including a caring man that will keep your company. Am talking of Nigeria. It's not because am in Nigeria but if you are here you will be happy and free to the extent you won't want to go to Liverpool back and you will make your friend Anna the happiest lady on earth by meeting me and we all paint Nigeria red. Here in Nigeria is enjoyment galore

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
...Why do you choose to be in Benin Republic...

Ohh, but the answer is so simple:
Two of Gerda's co-workers (girls) were in Safari Pendjari Camp last year and those girls loved everything there: services, nature, animals, accommodation, entertainment & especially the intense sex adventures with locals. Laughing

- The idiot is reluctant to travel again in Benin and try to manipulate Gerda.
- Gerda MUST be hard and harsh with Sven. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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07.25
- Gerda writes to Pierre (Sven is in CC), about "the massage guys". Laughing
Quote:
Hi Pierre,

Sounds very good. I hope the massage guys are a good looking. The eyes want to be treated as well if you know what I mean.
I'll just wait and see. I'm up for a good time and some relaxation. I'm very much looking forward to seeing everything your resort has to offer.

Gerda

07.45 - Pierre responds to Gerda's email... ohh, yeah, there are a lot of young people who look good and who are hired to fulfill the whims of tourists. Sven will be delighted, I'm so sure! Laughing Laughing Laughing
Quote:
Good morning Lady Gerda,

Last season we had here two young ladies from England and I can assure you that they were more than pleased with the services provided by our masseurs. The company's privacy policy prevents me from talking more clearly, but you certainly understand very well what I'm talking about. The Company simply hired young locals who look good and speak English-French for interaction with tourists. These young people (boys and girls) are available to tourists 24/24 and 7/7. We do all that is necessary for our guests to feel perfect and to come back to us also in the next seasons. You will see our Guestbook and you will notice that we have many guests who come here annually for over 4-5 years.

Do you have any news regarding the other 2 guests who have to come?
I mean Mrs. Anna's fiancΓ© and the other person.

Best regards,
Pierre
The "two ladies from England" are exactly Gerda's co-workers (those girls who recommended this luxury location). Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Gerda responds to Sven. Laughing Laughing Laughing
Quote:
A caring man? You're talking like I should want a man for marriage. Excuse me, but I don't need a man to take care of me in any other way than Inside the bedroom if you know what I mean.
So if you can make sure the friend you bring will be somewhat good looking and has some experience with woman that would be great.


Why would I even want to go to Nigeria? Do you guys have the Penjari park? No! Any idea of how beautiful it is there? No, thought so.
If you want to make Anna the happiest lady on earth, make sure you'll get that cute butt of yours over to Penjari and join us.
Don't tell her, let it be a surprise. She'll be the happiest girl in the wold. I think you even can do a court wedding there if you like that mushy stuff.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

7:51 Sven to Anna, in response to Gerda's mail to Pierre from this morning
Quote:
Good morning dear. Please explain what Gerda mean


8:00 Sven to Gerda
Quote:
Good morning. Yeah am not talking about marriage but a caring man is a man who can satisfy his lady with everything especially on bed that will make her come back for more. I love the surprise but I can't come over to Benin Republic. My family are waiting patiently for Anna here in Nigeria so we can have a court wedding here. Its not about what we see now but what we will see forever. Thanks in advance for bringing my lady to Africa even though I might not be there but you are one in a million. Enjoy your vacation


9:19 Gerda to Sven
Quote:
Are you a man or a little boy? It looks to me like you're afraid of intimacy. Waiting for Anna to come to you after all that happened? I think you can wait a long time for that. But I don't need you or your little friend to satisfy me. A few girls from work went to Penjari last year and were thoroughly satisfied by a few good looking local man with the stamina of an endurance runner. They were limp as a jellyfish afterwards. I have no problem asking them for their contacts and invite them to the camp.


9:25 Sven to Anna
Quote:
Now I understand why Gerda insisted she is going to Benin Republic. Its obvious its because of a man though am less concern about that if you are not going with her. Anna I trust you but a word said show me your friend. Think wisely on this trip you are going because hmmm


9:26 Gerda to Pierre. Anna and Sven in cc
Quote:
Hi Pierre,

I think you mean my 2 coworkers, a blonde and a redhead? They are the ones that recommended your resort and I can confirm that they were satisfied in every way. I understand that you have to think about the privacy of the guests, highly appreciated, thank you very much, so I know you can't talk about them doing the bump and grind with the locals, but I know very well what you mean.
For now it looks like that Anna's fiance and his friend won't be joining us, but I'll let you know as soon as anything changes

Gerda

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

10.10 - Pierre responds to the last message of Gerda (obviously, our moron is in CC)... there's a lot of good news! Laughing
Quote:
Dear Lady Gerda,

The world is small and people meet each other no matter where they go. Yes, it's about 2 young nice women from Liverpool (the Privacy Agreement stops me from telling you their names, but you can read their personal impressions in the Resort Guestbook). So yes, probably we talk about the same two young british ladies.

Yours bungalows are already ready and waiting for you. We have appointed a nice team (Rita and Carlo) who will be assisting you permanently. Rita is 18 years old and speaks fluent English, she will take care of housekeeping and cleaning. Carlo is a delightful young man, is 27 years old and will be your personal assistant for the duration of your stay. You can ask him for absolutely any kind of service. You will see him and you will understand what I mean.

Your vacation program includes a party each evening (with different themes), artistic programs performed by local bands of musicians and singers, live demonstrations of local customs and crafts, daily visits to the jungle to observe various animals and birds, visits to nearby villages, get direct contact with local people, various sports and cultural activities.

We have a whole team of local guides who will show you all the animals of the jungle and will initiate you in the mysteries of nature. Our chef (Marvin) will offer you culinary surprises every day and every evening. If you have any special dietary requirements (or if you have a specific preference), I will ask you to tell me now that I can prepare everything.

In our Safari Camp complex there are plenty of recreational possibilities: SPA center, Cultural center (cinema and disco), Bar and Restaurant, bowling, archery, horse riding, handicraft workshops where you can see how various African art products are made, etc.

All base staff is at your disposal and we try to fulfill all the wishes expressed by our guests. Local people's involvement policy makes everybody there financially benefit from tourists, so there are no any security issues. The villages around the Resort live almost exclusively from the contracts we have there, so the villagers are grateful and happy to offer our guests unforgettable days and nights.

In short, you will not feel alone even if the two men you expect will not come in there. I can guarantee this, because I manage this Resort for over 10 years and I've never had a customer unhappy with the quality of our services.

Best regards,
Pierre

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

10:23 Anna to Sven
Quote:
I think what Gerda means is that she wants to have some fun with guys. No strings attached


10:33 Sven to Anna
Quote:
I know baby but if by playing they get her weak point and turn her on it will be a different sorry because she won't be able to help herself and if they have her once they will be looking forward to have you so please be wise


10:35 Anna to Sven
Quote:
I think it's the whole point of her plan to get turned on πŸ˜‚


10:39 Sven to Anna
Quote:
You are laughing but story will change if a local man there have sex with her and you might be there next target. Remember Gerda is free to do what she likes by having sex with any one but I think you have a man already?


Today Anna will receive a cheque from her grandmother. Worth $10.000 designated for Sven. Only he will be able to cash it. Of course she'll bring it with her to Penjari. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

10.55 - Anna just received a very good news from Claude:
Quote:
Dear Miss Anna Verbeek,
Sometime today, or at least tomorrow morning, you will receive a parcel shipped from Apeldoorn / the Netherlands.
The Sender is a certain Mrs. Madelief Albertboer.


Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
Claude

Now, our dear Sven has another 10,000 extra motives to get on his new journey. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sven: Good morning, how was your night?
Anna: not very good.
And when I finally fell asleep I didn't hear the alarm so I was late for work
How are you?
Sven: How come you woke up late
Sven: Did you have visitor ☺
Anna: Because I fell asleep after 3
Sven: Am good and you
What are you doing till 3
Anna: trying to sleep but failing
Sven: That means you are thinking about something
Anna: yes, you being not nice to me yesterday evening
Sven: How
Anna: "cut the crap"
so nice
Sven: I said that because you are hiding something from me
Apart from what I said there is something bothering you
Anna: yes
Sven: Tell me what it is
Anna: That you don't want to come to the resort of course. I'm sad about it. We'll be so close, but still can't meet
brb, I just got a message from TSC
Sven: Baby I can't come to Benin. Am in debt because of this country, the people there formed up lies against my personality. Apart from that I can't come. Am not safe where they like to cover their citizen over outsiders
TSC what is it this time
Anna: I'll forward it to you

Quote:
Dear Miss Anna Verbeek,
Sometime today, or at least tomorrow morning, you will receive a parcel shipped from <snipped> / the Netherlands.
The Sender is a certain Mrs. <snipped>


Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
Claude



[/color]Sven: OK
Parcel from your family
Anna: My grandmother
Sven: I know
Is she working
Are you the one that ask for something
Anna: She's old, she not working anymore
And I didn't ask for anything
Sven: How come she's sending to you because you should be the one sending something to her. Don't get angry because its my opinion
Did you eat before going to office
Anna: I don't know dear. I didn't ask her anything and I don't know what it is that she's sending to me. I'll have to wait and see
Sven: Ok dear
Anna: I have to do some work now, we'll talk later
Sven: Baby don't get weak am sure we will laugh last. Your friend can't help because she is footing the bill but am sure we will meet one day
Remember I love you and I will always do 😘
Anna: Do you have any idea when that will be?
Before my ovaries get shriveled up?
Sven: No
Ovaries? Meaning what. Are you saying if I travel to to a place where we can't see for 2years you won't wait or you will have sex with another man?
Anna: Meaning if we want a family we can't wait for 10 years

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"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well:

1) Gerda is a rich woman, tough, unscrupulous and somewhat immoral... so it's immune to any of Sven's arguments.
- I suppose he will not continue to communicate with Gerda, because he clearly understood that he can not manipulate it.
- Perhaps it would be funny that Gerda would send some "naughty" messages to Sven, in which she would question the idiocy's "masculinity."
- Such a man, who refuses to meet his fiancΓ©e and stay with her for a few weeks, obviously has a biological problem related to sexual function. It's clear!

2) That Cheque that appears today (the parcel from Nederland) is sent by Anne's grandmother, but it's written in Sven's name. Only Sven can cash that money ($ 10,000)!
- Of course, Anna will take the document with her, and Sven will be urged to come to Benin to receive it.
- In the event that Sven requests that the cheque be sent through a delivery company, well, we already know what will happen. Laughing

3) Safari Camp Resort will prove to be a wonderful location, full of temptations and sexual adventures.
- Gerda will take advantage of all the possibilities, and Anna will have plenty of reasons to force Sven to "be a man and do what men have to do." Laughing
- Otherwise, probably Anna will find there a nice young man who looks good and wants the affection of the young woman.

In my opinion, Sven's refusal to make this trip to Benin means also the end of the love story between Anna and Sven... if our idiot does not come in, then Anna falls in love with another man and leaves with him in England.

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