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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"From here things can only get better for our lad right?"
Ohh yeah, no doubts here! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 1:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like he agrees with us.... for now

lad came online when I was about to log off
RealSven: Okay baby
How was the meeting with him
How are you baby
Anna: It was good, it's a bit busy now, I'll tell you later
RealSven: Alright baby
Be safe

Later
Anna: Are you there?
RealSven: Yes baby
Anna: oh, Hi, thought, you were offline
So my pastor, he told me this morning that we're going to support you and your family
RealSven: Really
Anna: yes really
RealSven: You just made my day
Anna: haha
RealSven: Wow I will meeting my sunshine sooner
Anna: Yes. Amazing right?
RealSven: Have been praying and moody since
Now the happiest
What is the next step now baby
Anna: There's a budget of $10.000 available and you can go to amazon.com and make a list of electronic products you want for you and your family. You need to make the list detailed, name and price of the product and a link to the product page. Maximum amount is 10.000
And he's going to send it to you then. I will give a financial donation that will also be sent to you so you can make travel arrangements
RealSven: Now
Anna: what do you mean now?
RealSven: To get on the site
Amazon.com
Anna: yes
RealSven: Am the one to look for agent that will get the visa for me right?
Anna: yes, you are. We can't do that for you from england
RealSven: Okay baby
Anna: Am on the site now
RealSven: Baby minimum of how much
Anna: no minimum, only maximum of $10.000,-
RealSven: Ok
How is work going
Anna: it's ok honey. The church secretary needs some information. Do you have an emailaddress?
A real one this time, not the <fakeSven-emailaddress>, that would look a bit weird
RealSven: Yes baby
<emailaddress>
Anna: Thank you dear
RealSven: Are you sending the email address immediately
When is your next meeting with your pastor
Anna: We didn't plan a new meeting yet
RealSven: OK baby
Hope you have eaten today
Anna: yes of course I have
RealSven: OK baby. Am missing you Anna
Anna: me too honey, but I'm sure we'll be together soon now
RealSven: yeah baby
What is the name of church you attend
Anna: Evangelical church liverpool
what church do you attend?
RealSven: The great tabernacle evangelical ministry
Anna: nice
RealSven: Am working on the site that is why am not here with you
Anna: That's ok. I have work to do so we'll talk later
RealSven: Okay baby.... Be safe
Don't over stress yourself at work


I invited someone else to join this bait and play church secretary, so I'm stalling a bit till the end of the day to see if he's interested. If not, we'll continue with our adventure.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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What have you eaten since you got back


Has anyone else noticed that lads seem to be obsessed with whether you've eaten and what you've eaten? Ralphie used to ask poor Anita all the time. I for one am sick of it. Happy grumpy new year .

BTW you're not setting poor real Sven up for a Safari are you? I just have a feeling all his amazon goodies will never arrive at their intended destination Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked Safari? Shocked Why would you think such a thing? We're merely trying to get his lazy non-working ass of the couch and do something useful for a change... like chasing a non existing parcel.

All nigerian lads keep asking me if I've eaten. It's an African thing, though the Gambians don't have the same obsession. I'm thinking answering no for a change for a few days, just to see the response to that.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Try saying – “No, I haven’t eaten, as I’m saving money to send to you” – nothing like a conflict of interest ….

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had a bait one time where I described in detail what I was eating, and threw in a bunch of really gross terms instead of the real ingredients. That was fun, and the lad never let on if he was grossed out.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Purple, somehow I think they won't give 2 sh*ts if I said that.
In my very first bait (short before I joined here, not a safe bait according to the rules here and stupid of me in hindsight, so not documented) My character was going through a divorce and couldn't access her bank account anymore, so she didn't even know how to get food at the end of the week. She sold her car to get the lad money for his daughters field trip. He didn't care, only asked when she'd send it and was impatient all the time.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

THU 2:59 PM
Sven: Baby
Are you there
Anna: Yes, I'm here
Sven: Most of the items cant be ship down here
Anna: that's no problem at all. you just have to make a list and the church secretary will order them. Then we will ship it all to you
Sven: Okay baby
Hope you are good
Anna: I think I need some coffee
Sven: Good baby
This is what I got
My device will be sent unregistered. To register your device to your account unselect gift options
Anna: No idea what that means
Sven: Can you login yourself and check
Anna: on amazon?
can't you just make a list and email it?
Sven: Yes baby
Am doing it baby
I want you to check it
Anna: ok
you still have my emailaddress?
Sven: No baby
I don't have your email address
Anna: I gave it to you and we chatted on hangouts.
but that was with your other account
Sven: Yes baby
I don't use that anymore
Anna: ok
Sven: Have deleted it
Anna: <email>
Sven: OK baby
I want to unselect the ones that can't be sent
they might be sent to england
Anna: Yes
Sven: That was why I ask you to go amazon
Anna: ok, I can look if you want.
Sven: Are you there
You can select to item you know you want on me
This gift doesn't really matter to me. You are the one that matter to me
It's you I want Emma
It's you I wanna see
Anna: I know honey, I'll look at it this evening when I'm home okay?
Sven: OK baby
Hope you're taking care of your pretty self
Babe please this list is much
Try and convince your pastor
I don't want all this gift. You are the only gift o want. Being by your side and make you the best is my priority
Not a mere gift that will fade away sooner but our love can not be faded
Anna: I'll look at it this evening. If it's not over 10.000 i'm sure it's okay
Sven: Can we forget about that
You are more than all this to me
Anna: I know that honey, but this helps you and your family, and that's good right?
I have a meeting now, I'll be back online later, when I'm home
Sven: Okay
I will take care of you and my family when I start working
Let's focus on how we can be together
Only that will make me happy
I love you
In the evening
Anna: love you too honey
how are you?
Sven: Am good and you
Anna: I'm okay
Sven: Home now
Anna: yes I am. Where are you?
Sven: Am home
Have you eaten
Hope today's work was not that stressful
Anna: it was ok, not too much stress
Sven: What are you doing
Anna: I was going to look at your list now
Sven: Do you have visitor
Honestly let's forget about list, let's put out mind on getting to see you
Anna: honey, that is what I want too
Sven: Hope you are not feeling bored
Anna: No I don't
you say I should forget about the list, but if you want to be with me this is what the church needs to support you
Sven: Yes I don't want gift
because your love in my heart is more than what is being created by we human
Really
Anna: yes, you're right about that
Sven: Must we pass through the gift stuff before we can meet
Anna: my pastor said this is the way they support people and he wants it that way
Sven: Is your pastor on facebook
Anna: no he's not
he's quite old and doesn't want to learn anymore how to use new technologies
I really want to meet you soon baby
Anna: Yes, I want that too
Sven: Did you show him my picture
yes I did
So how are you going to make the financial donation for the travel documents
Anna: that will all be done through the church
Sven: so we'll have to follow their directions (yes, he gets the point)
Okay honey
I want you to choose it yourself
Anna: No, I can't, it's for you and your family, so you can choose. If you don't want to do it yourself, let your brothers decide
Sven: Most of the goods cant be ship directly to where I am but if you have it, it will be easy to send through you
I will just give you the items you will choose
Anna: yes, I told you, make a list, and our church secretary will order it and she'll ship it from England to you
Sven: If you read through the site you will see I will need the church address
Anna: no, you don't have to order it, you make a list and email it to me. on the list you write the name of the product, amount, price and a link to the product page, so our church secretary will make the order
Sven: Okay baby I just got your point
Anna: good
Sven: I will back to you on that tomorrow
Let's put that aside
that's ok
Now me and you
Anna: yes, much more nicer
Sven: Can't they get the traveling document done in England and they send it to me
Are you on bed now
Anna: I don't think so. As far as I know you'll have to apply for a passport and visa yourself
Sven: I have a passport
Anna: ok then all you need is a visa
Sven: I believe with God on our side we will meet soon
Anna: Yes, I believe that too.
I can't wait for that day
Sven: Same here baby
My parents and my siblings can't wait for us to be together
Anna: really? Won't they miss you?
Sven: Of course they will but I have to have my own family
They also want me out of this country also. They gave me the money for the passport and looking on how to get me money to get the visa document.
Anna: yes, that's true, but you'll be far away. I know that's not always easy
Sven: But no-one to help them raise money
Anna: I see
Sven: Yes baby
We will be here during holidays
Anna: yes, of course
Sven: Especially when we have kids
They will be over happy to have us
Anna: of course, they will need to see their grandparents
Sven: Yes baby
We will visit Holland also
Anna: yes we will
Sven: Thinking about you all day, Sometimes I also lose my say, Because you are in my heart, From the very start, I am so missing you baby, Love you!
How do you often sleep
Anna: alone
Sven: What do you put on when sleeping
Anna: a lot, because I'm always cold. YOu can keep me warm when we're together
Sven: I know you're alone baby
Yeah baby
I will always do that
Hope no one is disturbing you
I want to have your number
Anna: Can't give it to you
Sven: Why
Anna: because I only have a company phone and I can't use it for private calls
Sven: How do you get in touch with your family and friends
Anna: facebook, email
Sven: <laughing emoji>
Why did you hide your friends here
Anna: because people deserve their privacy
Sven: Wow
My baby is very discipline
I love you so much
Anna: love you too honey
Sven: That's why my heart keep demanding for you
What course do you study
Anna: what do you mean?
I thought I told you I'm working, I'm long done studying
Sven: When you are in university
What department are you
I know
Anna: I wasn't in university. I studied in Amsterdam
Sven: OK
Anna: school system in Netherlands is different, there are universities, but also other studies
I studied financial management
Sven: Wow
Lovely course
Hope you are not feeling sleepy
Anna: A bit
Sven: Am the one keeping you awake
Anna: yes, you are, but that's ok
I like talking to you
Sven: Same here baby
Am only online because you are
Anna: am I keeping you awake?
Sven: With you here I don't feel sleepy
Anna: When do you ever sleep?
Sven: ometimes 11 which is 12 by your own time
Anna: you send me messages late at night and early in the morning, it's like you're always there
Sven: It depends
I love to wake up early
And when am awake you're the first thought of the day
Anna: That's sweet
Sven: I won't be able to sleep as I want except my heart sees his key by his side
And you are the key
Anna: you're so poetic. you have a way with words that make it sound like a song
Sven: You love it right
Anna: yes I do
Sven: What do you eat tonight
Anna: pizza
Sven: How do you spend your weekend
Anna: I'm not sure yet. Usually I have to clean the house and get groceries, go to church on sunday and meet some friends when I have time
what about you?
Sven: Do some house chores also but most of it are done by my siblings
Have no friends around, my siblings are my friends
Anna: you must be very close
It's time for me to go to bed
Sven: Alright sweetheart
Anna: goodnight dear
Sven: I wish I didn't have to miss you. If only you could be with me always. I know I could never be any happier. But then again, I know that the day will come when I will be able to spend my every waking moment with you. I even miss you when I am sleeping! Goodnight baby
Love you Emma

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"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I can't engage myself with lalalovemaking with that bitch" Kevin The idiot
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Later that evening Sven emailed Anna:
Quote:
Hi honey, I screenshot the items
Image
Image
Image


This morning
Sven: Good morning beautiful
Anna: Good morning
How are you today?
Sven:Am good and you
How was your night
It was good dear. I've seen your email
Sven: Okay baby
That was what they think it will be okay for them but for me you are the one okay for me
Anna: I know that
Sven: Are you at work now
Anna: I've sent the list to my church secretary
Yes, I'm at work
Have a meeting with a client now
Sven: Have fulfill the church desire now it's all about you
All those items can replace you in my heart. You are the one to my heart, the one I want to spend the rest of my life with
Okay. Be good 😘


Anna has forwarded Sven's message to sister Dave. She replied him
Quote:
Good morning Mr. Sven,

This morning I received the email below from Anna Verbeek. Reverend Greenham gave me instructions to handle the ordering and shipping of your support package. I want to thank you for preparing a list of the products that you have chosen, but I want to kindly request that you send me a list of the links to the product pages so that I can be sure to order the right items for you.

Furthermore, I will also need the full name, address, phone number and a copy of a valid identification document of the person to receive this parcel, which I assume would be you.

Be blessed,
sister Dave
Quote:
Hi Dave,

Sven has sent me some screenshots yesterday of the products he chose. I'm sending them to you so you can place the order. Below is the email he sent to me, and you can also see his email address, so you can contact him directly.

Kind regards,
Anna Verbeek



Later on messenger
Anna: I know the items are not that important, it's most important that we can be together soon
Sven: Yes baby
I want to see you soon
Have got an email from your church
Anna: I have sent your email to the secretary and told her to contact you about it. She knows best how to handle this
Sven: Yes I got the mail from the secretary
Anna: oh, she already contacted you, that's good
Sven: How was the meeting
Anna: it was good. the client is satisfied with my work.
Sven: That's my baby
You are the best
Hope you are good
Am missing you Anna
Anna: I'm missing you too honey, but I know that if we follow the directions of my church we'll be together soon

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"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I can't engage myself with lalalovemaking with that bitch" Kevin The idiot
"I'm bucking you right now. I'm done with this bulls hit. I'll report you to the FBI if you still keep talking to me." Tyler
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ That idiot made an impressive list. Laughing
- Together with the money that will be hidden there, that package will become extremely important for him.
- I would like to try to send it to Niamey (Niger), a very nice and easy to reach destination Laughing ... then, the Parakou (Benin) "option" will be presented later as a very good alternative. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Of course every lad must have a nice gold chain Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So politely our dear lad spoke to sister Dave:
Quote:
Dear Sir/Ma,

Full name: Real Sven
Address: ***address*** Akure Ondo State Nigeria
Phone number: +23481353*****

Image
Image

and he attached the screenshots again. I think it'll do, and if it's wrong it's his fault. Not like we're actually ordering anything.

Note that after his first confession he said he's in Lagos. His facebook page says Ibadan, now he says Akure, which is even further from Benin. Oh well.... at least we know he loves Anna.... or gold

Sister Dave replied
Quote:
Mr. Sven

Thank you for sending me your information. I will place the order today with overnight delivery and I'm hoping to be able to hand over the parcel to the shipping company on Monday. I will keep you updated about the status.

Be blessed,
Sister Dave.


ETA
Sven to Sister Dave
Quote:
Thanks for the support for me and my family God Bless.

Kind Regards

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"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I can't engage myself with lalalovemaking with that bitch" Kevin The idiot
"I'm bucking you right now. I'm done with this bulls hit. I'll report you to the FBI if you still keep talking to me." Tyler

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I am convinced that he will enjoy greatly when we offer him the opportunity to travel to others countries. Laughing Laughing Laughing

- On Monday, the parcel will be handed over to the TSC office at Liverpool Airport (TSC = The Shipping Company) Laughing
- Mr. Claude (TSC Customers Care Manager) will constantly communicate with our RealSven.
- We still have not decided if the package route will be a short and fast one... or, if we make the idiot go mad. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That depends on if the lad will drive me mad with his love-talk. I have only so much inspiration for wooing a lad till I have to puke.
Try the slow, long, maddening route first and if the lad drives me too crazy we can speed things up. Our bait, our rules.

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"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I can't engage myself with lalalovemaking with that bitch" Kevin The idiot
"I'm bucking you right now. I'm done with this bulls hit. I'll report you to the FBI if you still keep talking to me." Tyler
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, then our package will pass through London, Paris, Madrid, Algiers, Casablanca, Dakar, Bamako, Abidjan, Accra, Lome, Parakou and finally will stop in Niamey Laughing ... the good Area Manager (Mr. Qesha) will be happy to invite our Sven to Niger. Of course, there is a 45-day deadline for the parcel to be picked up, otherwise the "abandonment situation" occurs and the content of the package is shared between the delivery team members. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Small update. The chat isn't interesting enough to do the effort of transcribing it all. He's just playing his role, romancing his damsel. His damsel sends him lovely messages back and is very much in love by now. We're looking forward to monday

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"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I can't engage myself with lalalovemaking with that bitch" Kevin The idiot
"I'm bucking you right now. I'm done with this bulls hit. I'll report you to the FBI if you still keep talking to me." Tyler
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeap, we are ready for Monday's action. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 3:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sven wrote:
All those items can replace you in my heart.


Freudian slip?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I think he was just being honest for once

from where we left off on friday:
Sven: Have done what they ask me to do
What are you doing now
Emma: working on a proposal for one of my clients (or making up excuses why I don't have to chat with him for a while Laughing )
Sven: Okay
Be good baby
Don't let me distract you
Emma: thank you
FRI 3:49 PM
Sven: How are you doing baby, how is work. Just checking on your well-being. Be safe 😍
Emma: work is good. how are you?
Sven: Am fine baby
Hope work isn't that stressful
Emma: What are you doing today?
Sven: Nothing baby
Just home
Waiting patiently for you here
Emma: hm. I'm kinda boring, have my job, not much time to chat all day 😞
Sven: When you are home I will be there to chat with you even throughout the weekend
I just don't want to distract you
Especially on the proposal you are working on
Remember am always with you there
I miss our chat also
Later
Emma: thanks dear. I'm home now
Sven: How was your day
What will you eat now
I want you to eat before we start chatting
TGIF
Emma: what does TGIF mean?
Sven: Thank God its friday
Emma: Ah, I can agree with that.
Sven: What are you doing
Emma: I'm going to make some dinner
Sven: Make mine am on my way 😂
Emma: I wish. You're welcome to join any time
Sven: Really
Emma: yes of course
Sven: Hope no one will disturb
Emma: When you are done I will explain how your church stuff goes
Sven: ok, I'll text you when I'm back
OK honey. Enjoy your dinner
Much later:
Sven: Sleeping already?
Emma: No, but you weren't online
Sven: Have been here since
What did you make for dinner
Emma: spaghetti
Sven: Good
Are you on bed
Emma: No, I'm not. Was just watching some tv
what were you doing?
Sven: Watching TV also
Hope it's not bored in there alone
I got a mail from your church secretary Davina Wilson and ask me to resend the items and the address
Baby are you there
Emma: Yes I'm here
Sven: Which I did
Emma: ok, what else did she tell you?
Sven: She said she will do the order and get it overnight so if possible get it across on Monday
Emma: That's fast
Sven: She said I will be updated
Are you with someone
Emma: No I'm alone
Sven: How i wish am there
Feeling cold tonight
Emma: really? I thought in africa it's always warm
Sven: Not at all
Hamattarn period
Emma: what's that?
Sven: It's usually cold especially at night and early in the morning
Winter
Emma: how cold?
Sven: Not that much
Just missing you that's why it's much for me
Emma: missing you too, but it won't be long I think
Sven: I pray too
Emma: me too
Sven: I will be happiest the day I finally meet you
You are the better half of me
Emma: thank you dear
Sven: I love you alot Emma
Emma: Love you too
Sven: I never think I can love this much again with my past experience but your love convince me
You're an angel
A God sent
Emma: with what past experience?
Sven: That's why I choose to be there for you forever
Nigeria girls are all after money
Emma: hmm. that's not good
Sven: Those that have come across
Bye gone is bye gone
The present is you and the future is you and my unborn children
You're irreplaceable
Emma: You're so special to me. I can't wait to finally meet you
Sven: Same here darling
You will be the one to pick me up at the embassy right
Emma: no
at the airport
Sven: It Feels So Lovely To Be In Love It feels so lovely to be in love, You my darling are no less than a blessing from above. You lighten up, not just my day, but my whole life, You give me strength when I feel weak. I heart you
Good
Emma: are those the lyrics to a song?
Sven: It will be so nice walking next to you, holding your hand, make you smile and kiss you
Not at all
Why did you ask
Emma: because it could be
Sven: Maybe if we are together we can make all this into a song
Emma: I'm no musician
Sven: We will go to studio together
Neither am i
Emma: then the song won't be very good I think
Time for me to go to sleep
Sven: But we can make a good write-up for love song
Okay baby
yes we can
Do have a lovely night rest
Emma: and we will, you're good with words
Sven: Dream of me baby
Emma: I will
goodnight
Sven: Remember I love you and I will always do

Saturday
Emma: Good morning. Hope you have anice day
Sven: Morning is like a blank page, Fill in with your colors and imagination, Wish you have a lovely morning, And a good day! Love you
What are your plans for today
Much later
Sven: How are you and how has been your day?
Just checking on you
Be safe darling
later
Emma: I'm ok. Having tea with a friend now
Sven: Are you with him or her since morning
Hmm
Emma: Her
Sven: You didn't tell me you will be out today. You said you will be busy with the house chores
You changed your plan without letting me know baby. You should know I will be here alone and I will be bored with you here
My regards to your friends
later
Sven: I love you
much later
Emma: Love you too honey, I told you I'd be meeting friends during the weekend. I can't just put my whole life on hold and stay at home all the time till you're here. Once you're here we can go everywhere together.
Sven: You're right
I love the way you hang out with your friends
I know they will keep your company
Just that I miss you here also
How are your friends doing
Emma: They're okay. I missed you too today
Sven: Are you home now
Emma: Yes I am
Sven: Good
Hope you had fun
Emma: yes I had, but it would've been more better when you're here as well
Sven: Really
Emma: yes
Sven: I will be there soon by God's grace
I can't wait to place your head on my chest. Take you out and show you to the world how gorgeous you are
You are an epitome of beauty
Emma: Oh that would be so lovely
Sven: Did you tell your friends about me
Emma: Yes of course I did, but to be honest, I didn't tell them about you pretending to be someone else first.
That wouldn't really make a nice first impression
Sven: Yes baby
Thanks for that
I love you
Emma: you're welcome
love you too
Sven: Are you on bed now
It will be so nice hanging out with my heartbeat and her friends sooner
Emma: no not yet
Sven: Hope you will be going to church tomorrow
Emma: yes of course I will
Sven: OK baby
What are you doing now
Emma: watching tv
Sven: I love that
Emma: what are you doing?
Sven: Nothing just with you here alone. There is no light here
Emma: really?
and where's your family?
Sven: Yes
Gone to bed
Emma: all of them?
Sven: Yes
So far there nothing to keep them awake
Emma: they don't like keeping you company?
Sven: They knows you are the only one that can keep my company the most
No one but you
Emma: but I'm not there physically now
Sven: Yeah
But chatting with you means alot
I adore you alot
Emma: thank you dear. I like it a lot too
Sven: This will help till we are together
Emma: yes. It's not the same, but its something
Sven: Yes honey
I will forever love you
Emma: me too dear
Sven: Feeling
I feel like kissing you
Emma: wish that was possible
Sven: Yes baby
Hope you eaten
Emma: no not today
Sven: Okay baby
Hope you are not feeling bored
Emma: no I don't
Sven: I miss you alot
Emma: everything will be so much nicer when we're together
Can't wait
Sven: Yes baby
You're the best Anna
love you
Emma: Love you too
Sven: What program are you watching
Emma: not much, just skipping between channels, nothing much interesting on tv
Sven: OK baby
Emma: why is there no light?
Sven: That's Nigeria for you
Emma: I don't understand
Sven: In Nigeria we do often have light
Emma: then why not now?
Sven: One day you will be here
Emma: yes I will. hope I'll understand it then
here's always light
Sven: Of course darling
I know
If there is no light we will on generator
On we go to a hotel
Emma: okay
Sven: I will take you around
Some places are also beautiful here
We will go to cinema
Go to zoo and some nice places
Emma: I like that. I want to know your country
Sven: You will love coming to Africa
Sure you will
We will do the second phase on our wedding here
When I get to England I will work so u can get all these done in no time
Emma: yes, good plan
Sven: Everything for you my doll
Emma: what job do you want to do?
Sven: Don't know yet baby up until I get there
Emma: ok, there will be time to find something then
Sven: But I will never attempt a job that will take my time away from you
You are more than the work to me
Emma: yes, but we have to work, can't just hang around do nothing all day
Sven: Yes
I can't do without working
To work and make you comfortable is one my paramount priority
Hope you are not feeling sleepy
Emma: Yes I am. I want to go to sleep now. it's late
Sven: have to get up early tomorrow for church
OK darling
Have a lovely night rest
Emma: thank you. you too

Sunday:
Emma: Good morning honey. Hope you had a good night
I'm going to prepare for church soon
Sven: The world wakes up to the sun, but I wake up to the thought of your smiles - that's the sunshine in my life! Have a lovely week and a great day with love and grateness. Love you gorgeous
My night was fine and yours
Am going to church also
Be safe darling
Much later
Emma: thank you. hope you have a nice day
Sven: Yes honey
How was the service
Emma: it was good
Sven: Are you home
Emma: No, I'm not
Sven: With friends?
Emma: yes I am. What are you doing?
Sven: Am home with my siblings
We're discussing about everything
Especially you
Emma: what are you telling them?
Sven: Nothing really just discussing about having you by my side
They are just saying how they will be overwhelm when we are finally together in England
Emma: Hope they won't miss you too much.
Say hi to them from me


He was much more entertaining when he was pretending to be someone else Rolling Eyes

And just in advance, because I won't have time to post it tomorrow morning. He'll receive this lovely message from Sister Dave during my coffee break tomorrow morning:
Quote:
Mr. Sven,

I am happy to let you know that we were able to hand over your parcel to the delivery company this morning. Attached you will find the receipt with the parcel code. If you go to their website <snipped> you will be able to see where your parcel is at any time.
Please give us confirmation when you have received it. We would like to know if it reached you in good condition.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

With attached the receipt of course

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Monday

Nigeria local time 11:45
- Our idiot just received a confirmation message from my manager Claude... The package was introduced into the TSC system, so the idiot will be able to track his parcel's route in real time. Laughing
Quote:
=== PACKAGE NOTIFICATION! ===

TSC TRACKING CODE: ***JHL5Z868I7***

Dear < the real name of the idiot >

A parcel has been allocated for delivery by the following customer: PASTOR PAUL *******

Please visit our web site at: < snip > and use the following code to track your parcel: ***JHL5Z868I7***

If you are already a TSC customer, you may go directly to our login page to track your package.

Please sign up using the email we have attached to your package!

The email on record for tracking code ***JHL5Z868I7*** is: < the email address of the idiot >

Should you experience any difficulties, please contact Customer Care Department at < snip > and reference the tracking number of your parcel in the "Subject" line (on the title) of the message.



Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service!

Claude ******

Manager at Customer Care Department

This is an automatically generated message. If needed, you can use my private email address: < snip >

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COPYRIGHT 1997-2017
TSC LOGISTIC SERVICES

TSC has been providing wealthy individuals around the world in virtually every country with reliable, cost effective critical safari logistic solutions since 1997. Our safari specialists are available 24 hours per day, 7 days a week to help ensure your tents supplies and materials exactly where they need to be! Our exclusive TSC online tracking enables you to track, trace, monitor and confirm every move of your shipments yourself right from your desktop. This internet-based system offers a comprehensive solution for placing orders, accesing real-time flight status and viewing invoices.

===

12.30 - 45 minutes later, the parcel passed the first verification phase. Laughing
Quote:
=== PACKAGE NOTIFICATION! ===

TSC TRACKING CODE: ***JHL5Z868I7***

Dear < the real name of the idiot >

UPDATE: Your package has passed first processing.

Please visit our web site at < snip > and use the following code to track your parcel: ***JHL5Z868I7***

We will send you the necessary details to take over the package.

Please reconfirm all the shipping details (name, surname, phone number and the exact address of the Receiver).



Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service!

Claude *****

Manager at Customer Care Department

This is an automatically generated message. In case of emergency, you can use my private email address: < snip >

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COPYRIGHT 1997-2017
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TSC has been providing wealthy individuals around the world in virtually every country with reliable, cost effective critical safari logistic solutions since 1997. Our safari specialists are available 24 hours per day, 7 days a week to help ensure your tents supplies and materials exactly where they need to be! Our exclusive TSC online tracking enables you to track, trace, monitor and confirm every move of your shipments yourself right from your desktop. This internet-based system offers a comprehensive solution for placing orders, accesing real-time flight status and viewing invoices.

===

We'll see if Mr. Sven bites our little bait. Twisted Evil


13.00 - My manager Claude wrote to our moron:
Quote:
Dear client < the real name of Sven >,

I'm Claude ******, Customer Care Manager at TSC headquarter.

My duty is to be sure that all of our customers are happy with our services.

Your package is on the way and is about to reach its destination.

This morning, the package # ***JHL5Z868I7*** arrived in the Cargo Area - Shipping Hub - International Airport John Lennon (Liverpool).

You have to know that your file is incomplete because I did not yet receive all the details of the Receiver.

It seems that ours TSC mail-servers have some software problems, so please contact me on this email address.

Please, let me know if you have any questions or dilemmas about the parcel # ***JHL5Z868I7***.

Claude

===

We have him in our hook! Laughing


13.30 - Sven wrote to my manager Claude... he sent me the delivery details. Laughing
Quote:
Full name: < Sven **** **** >
Address : ****** Akure, Ondo State, Nigeria
Phone number: +234813537****

My manager Claude's answer:
Quote:
Dear Sven, I'm glad to hear you,

The exact delivery address should be specific, so please write it again in this format:
- Street & number:
- The city:
- The state:
- The country:

As you already know from previous messages, you can sign up on the company's website and you can monitor the current route and current position of your package in real time.
I come back with the request to send me scanned copies of the identity papers (Passport, Driver License or National ID Card) with which the Receivers (you) will authenticate.

Delivery of the package is done strictly only to the person designated in the documents (to you) and only after the courier verifies the real identity of the Receiver.
So, at the time of delivery, you must be present and be able to present your original identity document.


Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
Claude

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

An hour after sister Dave sent her message, he replied:

Quote:
Dear Sir/Ma,

On behalf of the whole family (<snipped> Family) we want to say a very big thank you to Reverend Paul Greenham and the entire church for the kind gesture. We pray to God to uplift you all more. We will get back to you immediately we receive the parcel. Thanks
Kind regards,
Sven


ETA, on messenger

9:24 AM
Sven: Good morning Queenheart, how was your night?
Hope you have a blissful day ahead
11:56 AM
Sven: Honey I got a mail now that the goods has been ship
2:07 PM
Anna: Oh, that's great news. Hope it'll reach you soon.
I made a donation as well. I put $25.000,- in a brown envelope with your name on it and taped it to the box of one of the macbooks. You can't tell anybody about this, because it's not legal to send money this way, but with transfers so much would be lost on fees, I thought this was the best way to get it to you quick. I hope that will be enough to cover your travel expenses.
Please make sure not to mention this to anybody. If you have contact with the shipping company, they can not know about it.
Sven: I don't know what to say or where to start the appreciation from
Anna you are truly an angel
A God sent
I will love you forever
Anna: love you too honey, I just want you here
Sven: Immediately I get the goods I will be on the document immediately
I can't wait to take you to the altar
Anna: I can't wait for that either. Would be such a wonderful day
Sven: I can't thank you enough
I will always be there for you Anna
Anna: thank you honey

Anna has some more work to do, so I guess she doesn't really have time for elaborate chats today

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

14.03 - Our moron wrote to my manager Claude... the same address, the same Student Card (see above).
Quote:
Street/number: ******* Akure, Ondo State, Nigeria.

Number: +234813537****

City: Akure

State: Ondo State

Country: Nigeria

Identification card :

Obviously, Mr. Claude is not happy... more copies made with scanner machine = more money spent! Right? Laughing
Quote:
Dear Sven,

Thank you for the precise delivery address details.
Sorry, but this "Student Card" is not a valid / accepted identity document.
I will need a copy of one of the following documents:
- Passport
- Driver license
- National ID Card
Please understand that the regulations are strict and their precise application leads to the desired results: Safety and Trust!

Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
Claude

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14.48 - Our moron sent me his passport. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Image

Mr. Claude wrote:
Quote:
Dear Sven,

Thanks, everything is fine right now. I'll keep you up to date.
You can also check online your parcel position, in real time, with the tracking number and online application on our site.


Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
Claude

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Things are looking good! PM/email me if Mike is needed to help coordinate the delivery/pickup whenever the package arrives at its final destination. Sven is going to be ecstatic when the package finally arrives at its intended destination.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We'll see how things go. But if everything goes according to plan Emma will visit Nigeria eventually, so we might have use for a travel agent in due time.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 5:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Is she Emma, or Anna?
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