Let it go.... "I, Sven, am not a gay!"

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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:06 am

Thursday

- Certainly our idiot is very talented, so I think he has a great chance to be released in the movie and fashion industry. Laughing

- We have a few more tasks for him... we will see in the next days. Twisted Evil

- Tomorrow, his parcel will reach Madrid airport. I'm sure he will be delighted. Laughing

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Another funny idea can be a Bachelor Party: an event organized by Sven, along with his friends. Of course, Anna will be happy to see photos from the party that precedes their wedding. Laughing

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09.00 - Our moron wrote to my manager Claude... he's impatient. Twisted Evil

Quote:

Good morning, I got an update yesterday that the parcel is located in France but am yet to get an update today and I check through your site, its still in France. Why

Claude:

Quote:

Dear Sven,
Let me check and I'll come back with concrete details. Our servers are paralyzed by the large amount of information and there are some software problems.
We have some customers who have received the same message several times, but we also have customers who have not received their updated parcel information.

Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
Claude

09.30 - Half an hour later, Claude wrote again:

Quote:

Dear Sven,

Yes, your information is accurate. The package # ***JHL5Z868I7*** is in transit, in the commercial hub of Charles de Gaulle Airport (France).
Probably today or tomorrow, at the latest, he will be transported to the next point on the route.
I will try to come back with exact details when I will have some precise information.

Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
Claude

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In the same time, our idiot wrote to the church secretary:

Quote:

I will be sending two videos so you choose the one you love out of it

The church secretary's answer:

Quote:

Mr. Idiot,

By now I think it's better for me to call you brother Idiot, because I have seen you are a man of great faith, living close to our Lord with a thankful attitude and rejoicing in all that He has done for us.
I have received both the videos and will show them to rev. Paul to choose which one he likes to show during service this next Sunday.

Be blessed,

We also include the idea of developing a new MUIE community there, and Sven becoming a Local Reverend. Laughing

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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:33 pm

Yesterday evening 9:14 PM
Sven: How are you doing darling
Anna: I'm ok. how are you?
Sven: Am good
an hour later
Sven: Hope you are taking care of your pretty self
Anna: I watched your video's 😍
Sven: Which one should I send
Anna: I love it. The first one I like best, but maybe send both so rev. Grayham can choose himself
Sven: OK honey I will do just that
I will alway be proud of you show you to the world you are truly the one for me
Anna: and you for me
Sven: Don't get you
Anna: you are the one for me
Sven: Always honey
I will always be the one
Heart you
Anna: love you too
Sven: What did you eat tonight
Anna: pizza
what about you?
Sven: Wheat
Have you heard of that before
Anna: yes, here they make bread with it
Sven: Good
Are you on bed
I miss you so much honey
Anna: No, I'm not, miss you too
Sven: What are you doing
Anna: I was looking for a job for you
Sven: Really
Anna: yes, it's important to find a job for you here
Sven: What if you find one and they demand for me when I haven't process the visa
Anna: I don't know honey, we'll see about that. I'm just looking to see if I can find something first
Just take it one step at a time
Sven: Thanks alot honey
You're truly God sent
Anna: you are too honey. I haven't been as happy as since I met you
Sven: Same here honey
Knowing you is the best
Are you there
Anna: Yes I'm here
Sven: Hope you are not feeling bored
Anna: No, I'm not, told you, I'm looking for jobs for you
Sven: Okay honey
Your love keeps me going Your love keeps me going strong, In the way that I truly belong, Your love is my hope in life, It helps me to strive, Your love is the ray of light, In all the darkness in sight Your love is my need And, I thank you for your love indeed! 😘
Anna: so sweet
Sven: Nothing is sweeter than you
You're the real source of what is called sweet
Anna: thank you love
Sven: Always welcome darling
The day I see you I won't allow you to leave my side for the whole day
Anna: haha, I agree with that
Sven: Yes honey
You're a dream come true
Anna: have you sent the video to Davina? (he did that 20 minutes earlier, but Anna is supposed to know nothing)
Sven: Yes
Anna: ok. they'll be pleased that you have sent it so quickly
Sven: They have done what I never expected so I have to do what they will make them happy also
Anna: yes, you're right. it's so nice of them to help
Sven: Yes honey
They help even without meeting me one on one
Anna: but they know me and I told him about you
Sven: Yes honey
Items of $10000 including the custom dues
Getting there and me meeting them one on one I will forever be grateful to them
Anna: I know dear. I am as well. but most because they help to bring you here and support your family
Sven: Yes honey
Am so happy honey
Anna: me too
Sven: A song says you are the river in my life and I will always let you flow till the end of my life (nice of him to present me with the perfect opportunity)
Anna: what song is that?
Sven: The title of the song is my love
Anna: I don't know it. who is the artist?
Sven: Honey won't you rather go to bed now so you will be up early (no, not now, it's just getting interesting)
Wande coal a Nigerian pop artist
I interpret the name of the song because the title is written in Yoruba language - ololufe
Anna: can you sing it for me and send me your recording?
Sven: Will you understand the language because it's Yoruba language
Anna: I don't think I will, but I would love to hear it and you can sing so beautifully
Sven: Really I can sing beautifully?
Anna: yes. I love it
Sven: OK i will have to download it so I will get it across to you tomorrow
Anna: no you don't have to download it. I want to hear you sing it
Sven: Yes am not sending you the download one am downloading the lyrics so I will sing it so that you will love it
Anna: Oh, I understand now. Thank you
Sven: Video or audio
Anna: audio is nice video is even more nicer 😍
Sven: OK honey
I want you to sleep now honey it's late
You will be up early for work tomorrow
Anna: good plan. you're right
Sven: You have been working all day. You need to rest
I love you so much Anna
Anna: love you too sven.
goodnight
Sven: Good night
Sleep tight 😘 😘

Today: 11:35 AM
How is work going
1:57 PM
Anna: work is ok. I had some meetings this morning
Sven: How was the meeting
Anna: It was good, just some clients coming in
Also I have asked around for a job, and one of my coworkers knows somebody that might be interested in you.

Unfortunately he was offline immediately and didn't read the message yet. I want to set him up with a talent scout looking for actors for a theater musical with a jungle team. Rehearsals will start in february, so if he wants to have the chance to play the lead part, with a good salary he'll have to do the audition with a video. Anna showed him the video's and pictures of her beloved Sven of course, so she has already seen that he has potential. I'm not telling yet what I want him to reenact, but if he does it, it will be hilarious.

The plan for now is to continue with the courtesy package that will reach a destination 'close' to him by the end of this month. In the meantime we'll do some shameless trophy hunting and by the time the parcel is there he's too invested to just leave it.
If everything goes according to our plans, Birlic's african bandits will steal the parcel. Anna still wants to meet her beloved fool and travels to a safari park in nigeria with a few friends. Sven can meet her there. After this adventure he'll probably won't like Anna all that much anymore, so at the same time the church, from where Anna's church is only a local congregation, has seen Sven's videos and is impressed by his faith and presentation and they want him to become reverend of a local parish in Nigeria, with a big salary and other benefits. This part will be parallel with the safari-park adventure.
So if he responds well, there's lots of more fun to come. Fingers crossed

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:43 pm

Yeap, we have a lot of funny ideas, and our dear Sven seems to be the perfect idiot according to our plans Laughing

... if everything goes well, we hope to end the scenario with a tattoo. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:32 pm

^^ that would be really great. For now we have a trophy-machine, who produced yet another 3 video's

Sven: Wow that's good news
Thanks love
I can't wait to be there and start working so I can take good care of you more than the way you are taking care of your self now
Anna: I'll explain later, I'm having another meeting now
Okay sweet
Success
2 hours later
Anna: Thank you
Sven: How was the meeting dear
Anna: It was okay.
Sven: Good baby
How are you doing
Anna: I hope you don't mind, I showed your video and pictures to a coworker and she knows someone that is a talent scout that's looking for actors
Sven: Really
Choice is yours baby
You own me and I know you can't do what will hurt us
Anna: It will be your job, do you like it?
Sven: I love to act also
But do you like it
Is the person an actor
Anna: no, the person is a talent scout, You can apply as an actor
If you want you can email her. <email>
Sven: Am I doing it now or when I get there
Show her the video if she likes me in person I will do that
Do you like seeing your man acting
Anna: oh yes, I'd love to see you acting!😍
You can send her the video's yourself. my coworker told her already so she knows she can expect a message from you. Here it's not common to let your wife apply for a job for you. It leaves a more better first impression if you contact her yourself
Sven: What videos dear
I don't have any acting videos
Anna: the video's you made for our church, so she can see who you are. Or you just send her a message and tell her you want to apply
Sven: Okay
But if she demand to see me quickly
Anna: I don't know everything dear, but if you don't try you'll never know
Sven: Honey it seems you really like the videos I did for the church
Okay honey
Anna: Yes I do. I like them a lot
And you sing so beautiful
Sven: Am yet to sing when I get there I sing for you baby that will make you happy
Anna: yes it will.
speaking of singing, you were going to send me that african song today
Sven: Yes honey
So you didn't forget
Anna: of course not. Did you expect that?
Sven: No
You should know I will definitely send that
How can I forget the demand of my woman, the woman I think of every seconds
Have sent her a mail
Anna: I trust that you will send it to me, I have no doubt. I'm really looking forward to it
Sven: I love you
Anna: Love you too
Sven: Have you shown your co-worker the video
Anna: Yes I did. I want to show you to the whole world 😍
Sven: Thank you dear
Anna: What are you doing now
Later
Sven: Am working on how to get the video you requested for

Late afternoon, during this chat the lad contacted Rose White:

Quote:

Dear MA,

Am Sven by name a guy who love to act and sing. I will appreciate if you can grant me the opportunity to be a great actor through you. Thanks

Kind regards,
Real Sven

Quote:

Hi Sven,

Thanks for your message. I'm always looking for new talents. There are several productions coming up. Can you tell me a little bit more about yourself please?

Cheers,
Rose White

Quote:

Hi Rose,

Am Real Sven by name, a guy who love to listen to music, love to act, love to travel and sing. Am currently in Africa, Nigeria precisely.

15 minutes later he sent some nice video's to Anna's email

Video1
Video2
Video3

Later, back on messenger:
Sven: You have the videos on your mailbox honey
I hope you understand the language 😂
Anna: Thank you dear I've just seen them. I love it. Thank you so much!
I don't understand your language, maybe you can write a translation for me?
Sven: <laughing emoji>
I will baby
Are you home now
Anna: Yes, I just came home
Sven: But do you love the sound
Anna: Yes I love it, you have the most beautiful voice and I like your moves. I'm going to listen to this every night before I go to sleep
Sven: The 57 seconds own is: my dear, my own, my friend, my lover, cutlass has one eye by the grace of God nothing will separate. I want to grow old with you, I want to live with till the night, you are only one I want to be seeing everytime I wake up in the morning, everyday of my life 😘
Anna: That's so beautiful, but who has one eye?
Sven: That's the lyrics
The one eye is like a peom
Have you seen cutlass before
Anna: No I didnt
Sven: It only has one eye/face for cutting
Try and browse it
Anna: Oh, I see, we call that a sable
Sven: Okay
Anna: I'm going to make some dinner now, I'll be back later
Sven: Now do you like the lyrics
Anna: Yes, I like it
And you are really talented

And no, I don't really like his voice, he could use some lessons, but it won't be very nice or useful for us to point that out. We want him to be an actor in a musical production, so he needs to think he can sing.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:20 pm

Sven: Thanks honey
Are you done making the dinner
Anna: Yes I am
Sven: Did you enjoy the meal
What are you doing now
Anna: watching some tv
Sven: Good
Hope you are not feeling bored
Anna: No I don't. Was thinking about our wedding
what kind of flowers do you like?
Sven: Honey I don't know much about flowers
You're the one for me anything you like I like it too
Anna: Ok, but I can't decide it all on my own, so I like your opinion. Maybe you can use google and see what kind of flowers you like, so I at least have something to keep in mind
Sven: I will
Anna: What's your favorite color?
Sven: Blue, black, orange
Anna: If you want flowers with those colors it might be a challenge
Sven: How
Anna: I've never seen a flower with blue black and orange
have you?
Sven: No
That was why I said your color is my color
Anna: ok. Still I like you to see what flowers you like, I want our wedding to be also the way you like
Sven: Okay send me the ones you have seen I will select
Anna: I have seen a lot honey, I just want your opinion, not just say "I like what you like"
Sven: Okay baby
Anna: That way I can pick a combination of what we both like
Sven: Good one baby
Am on it
Anna: thank you love
Sven: (later) I love ranunculus flower
Anna: I like those as well, but also peony
what colors of flowers do you like?
Sven: Purple, pink, green and yellow
Peony is good also I just view it now
Anna: that's perfect. they match very well
Sven: You like that
I want the colors that will look perfectly on you that world will see and be happy
Anna: ok
Sven: Still searching right
Anna: I want everything to be perfect
Sven: Same here baby
Anna: did you have the chance to make the picture of the womans traditional wedding clothes? I still wish to see that
Sven: Honey hope those shipping that parcel won't open the parcel before it gets here
I can't wait so I can get my document done
Anna: me either, but I don't see a reason why they would open it
Sven: Sure honey you will see it
Where you keep the money is it an open place or inner
Anna: I did it in an envelope and attached it to a laptop box with tape
Sven: So they cant see it
Seeing you quickly is what matters most (translation: I'm worried about the money most, but I like you to believe otherwise)
Anna: no they can't. because all the stuff they ordered is together in a big box, so they can't see the envelope
Sven: Okay
Where you keep the money is it an open place or inner
Anna: I did it in an envelope and attached it to a laptop box with tape
Sven: So they cant see it
Seeing you quickly is what matters most
Anna: no they can't. because all the stuff they ordered is together in a big box, so they can't see the envelope
Sven: Okay
But honey you want to surprise me that was why you did not tell me before doing it
Anna: I have told you I would make a donation also, but wanted it to be a surprise
Sven: I will surprise you also when am on board
Anna: really?
Sven: Yes honey
I will
I love surprises
Anna: I like surprises too
Now I'm curious
Sven: Don't be just be calm
Anna: How can I not be curious when you say something like that?
time for me to go to bed
Sven: Be at peace honey
Sven is yours and yours alone
OK honey
Good night, sweet dreams
Love you 😘
Anna: love you too
good night

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:06 am

^^^ Very good job! Laughing

1) I would say our boy is ready to learn that Anna has begun to redecorate her house on the occasion that Sven's going to be there... so, the young woman is repainting the house walls, she's changing the carpets, changing the furniture, etc... Sven could be nice and look for 2 wooden statuettes (African Art), that Anna puts them in the living room?... Sven just has to look for them and photograph them, so that Anna can see their height. A few selfies alongside statues would be very useful for Anna. The statues should be about 1.50-1.80 m tall.

2) His parcel has just reach Madrid's airport... tomorrow morning, my manager Claude will confirm this.

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Friday

08.45 - Manager Claude wrote to our moron:

Quote:

Dear Sven,

Today, the package # ***JHL5Z868I7*** is in transit, in the commercial hub of Adolfo Suarez Airport - Madrid (Spain).
I will try to come back to you with another details when I will have some news.

Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
Claude

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:24 am

Quote:

Hey Sven,

Are you the one my friend told me about? Her coworker has a Nigerian fiance that will soon move to England. If that's the case, my friend told me that you can sing very well. I attached for you the application form. Please be fill it out and send it back to me as soon as possible. As I told you before, several productions are coming up and if you want to make a chance of playing a part, this is the right time.

Cheers,
Rose

Attached was the actors application form that I whipped up yesterday with assignments for a few nice pictures. Laughing

If he's hesitant Rose might mention that there's a very nice paycheck with this job

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:36 pm

Looks like he is back on fb. He sent Elise a friend request. He admits being from Africa but is using the same photos that he used before.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:12 pm

A lot has happened today. Strippers, gays, a fake soldier and a crawling lad.

8:11 AM
Sven: Good morning beautiful, how are you
Sweet as honey be your life's hours. Have a wonderful and a beautiful day ahead. Good Morning dear. 😘
Later
Anna: good morning
Sven: How are you doing dear
I got a mail from Rose this morning asking me to feel some forms
Anna: So she's considering to hire you?
What did she say?
Sven: I sent everything to your mailbox
Anna: Thanks, I'll check it
Sven: Okay honey
Anna: Didn't receive it yet, but I'll read it when I get it
Sven: OK
Anna: I'm having a party this evening
Sven: How is work going
With your friends
Anna: Yes, it's a tradition here
Bachelor's party
Sven: Just be safe
Remember am there with you
Anna: Before getting married both bride and groom have separate party's with their friends
No you won't
Only girls and gays allowed
Sven: I know
Anna: You should have a bachelor's party as well. With only male friends and gay girls if you know them
Sven: Are you attending spinster's own
I mean party for ladies alone
Why gays
Anna: I guess something like that
Because gays don't like girls and usually the party has a stripper from the opposite sex
Sven: My regards to your friends and don't get home late
Have forgotten today is TGIF
Anna: You should have a bachelor's party as well
Last chance to look at a naked girl before we get married
But remember, only looking. No touching
Sven: <laughing emoji>
Anna: I'm serious. You should
Sven: Really
Anna: It's tradition here
You want to live in england, you need to participate in the customs. Why not start with the fun stuff
Sven: You're jealous right
You should know I can't do that remember the song I sent you the video that cutlass (sable) has one eye
Anna: Yes I'm jealous, but this is tradition. One party and both won't be jealous
Sven: We do it here also
Bachelor's eve
Do you know the meaning of sable have one eye
Anna: Great, so do it this weekend and we can share the fun
Sven: It means my two eyes are on you alone no cheating on you
We do it when there is wedding coming
Anna: I trust you. It's the same for me. But this is tradition. For one night only your eyes can be on someone else for the last time
So we can't do it together
Sven: Yes
Just seeing no touching
Anna: Yes
Sven: Alright honey
Anna: So invite your friends and brothers for this evening and have a party
Sven: We will do that before I move out the country
Anna: No time like the present 😉
We do it together or you have to be my stripper and send me a video of it
To be honest, I like that idea even more
Sven: I miss you so dearly
Anna: Hmm changing the topic... Smooth
Sven: We will do it together
No am not changing the topic
Anna: Ok. So tonight it will be. Start texting your friends
Sven: Honey how will I do that tonight
If I want to do that I will money with me you know I will be the one organising it
That's why I said before I move out of the country
Anna: Invite friends, get booze, call a stripper
That's about it
Sven: You want to see me playing with strippers
Anna: Hahahaha I want to see pictures from your party, but no touching I told you
Sven: If I want to do that money will be speaking. Nigeria is quite different from what you are saying
Anna: Don't spoil the fun now 😘
Sven: You have money you have all the party you may decide
Am not spoiling the fun baby
Anna: Then just borrow some. You know you will get a lot soon and can pay it back with interest
You kinda are dear
Sven: But what if you get horny
During the process
Anna: No problem, same rules apply. No touching
Sven: <laughing emoji>
How will you get pass the horny mood
?
Anna: I will show you that when you're here
Sven: I know
Anna: Lunchtime for me. And you better start planning for this evening
Sven: How will overcome it when am not there with you
Anna: Seclude yourself for a while, think of me and be creative
Sven: Is that your plan if you are honey without me there also?
Horny*
Don't allow any man to touch you
Send me a full picture of you and your friend

Later
Sven: Baby guess what I chat with Elsa
I apologize to her for been fake but I did not use my account. I beg her and she is happy and I delete the account I apologize with
You made me real, so I need to apologize so that the past will be bye gone. You are my present and my future
Anna: Then what's the meaning of this? <linky to the fake profile>
Sven: I create an account with it so to beg her
Remember you told me to beg her
So I decided me coming over I need to erase the old memory
I don't want to use account that show my picture to apologize because she don't know me
And I have deleted the account
Anna: You have not deleted it
Sven: She knows we are dating and she wish us goodluck
How
Anna: 57 friends, most are girls
What are you doing?
Sven: Check again honey
Home watching TV
Anna: you know what I mean
Sven: Know
Honey
I don't understand what you are saying
Anna: <linky again>
Sven: When last do you see me on hangout(not for a long time, but he can have another address for that now)
I have all those friends when I was fake
What else do I want I have the most promising angel
With you I have all
There is no going back to my past
Anna: so when was the last time you used that?
Sven: Honey you don't trust me?
Anna: Answer my question
Sven: I used it today to apologize to her because you know her
I don't want to have any hindrance with you
I want you to know all about me
Anna: And when did you create that account?
Sven: Before I met you
Anna: One more chance
Sven: Don't get you
Anna: You get one more chance to answer that question without lying
Sven: What question honey
Anna: WHEN DID YOU CREATE THAT ACCOUNT?
Sven: The old account I was using before
The one you know me with as fake
Anna: Oh my god. I can't believe this
Goodbye fakeSven (I called him the name of his fake profile
Sven: Really
After all these while
You still can't trust me
You once told me to apologize
Now I did you get angry
Thank you for not believing me
Anna: I am not angry because of that fucking apoligy. I'm angry because you deceived me. You are still using that fake account and you're lying to me
Sven: I show you my picture, send you a video
What did I want again
I have an angel in disguise
An angel who wants the best for me
Before I met you I have no woman in my life but now am in love with you
Why will I use the fake account
Anna: yes, why would you..... explain
Sven: What else do o want or need there
You gave me all
You show me love even more than the love my family can show me
Anna I open the account the clarify my councience
Anna: So why send out friend requests and have a list of 57 girls if you only wanted to apologize to Elise???
57 GIRLS!!!!
WHY???
Sven: You know what Anna this is my first time of open a fake account which I met you and elise
Anna: apparently not
Sven: You know me am a guy who get afraid easy
Thank God I met you and I stop been fake
Ask Elsa to send you what I told here
I only said am sorry for been fake and she thank me and wish me the best with you
Immediately I got the account out
That was then Annaa I sent those request before we meet
Anna: YOU CREATED THAT FUCKING ACCOUNT AFTER YOU MET ME. DO YOU THINK I'M BLIND OR JUST STUPID?
Sven: Really
What account did I use with you
I have even deleted all the fake pictures from my phone
Anna: LIAR!
Fuck this. I need to tell this to my pastor
Sven: <crying emoji>
Now am a liar
A guy who wants to come and spend the rest of his life with you
Thank you Anna
But I know I will alway love you
Anna: And wants to chat and deceive other girls in the meantime
Sven: No one will ever replace you in my heart
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How i wish you can have my phone now
Anna: stop sending me that rubbish
Sven: Am so disappointed in myself trying to correct my past
Deceive girls
Anna: YES 57 OF THEM
Sven: Am sorry for sending that
Don't you get it
I have those request before now
Anna: NO
YOU THINK I'M STUPID
Sven: Go and track the account and get the fact
I don't know you talk about me to everyone and they are trying to help
So what else do I want in life
You are the reason why am happy
Anna: THAT ACCOUNT DIDN'T EXIST WHEN WE JUST MET
Sven: I told you my siblings what to chat with you then
I want to introduce my family to you then if I want to be fake would I said that
Anna: I KNOW YOU ARE REAL AND I KNOW YOU ARE STILL TRYING TO SCAM OTHER WOMAN
Sven: Let me tell you something
Anna: What story will it be this time?
Sven: Tell me the account I use to chat with you when am fake
Anna: By now I can write a book
Sven: I will do what I have never done before
If I ever try to scam other woman after I met you you can place a curse on me
And immediately I get the parcel you send I will send everything back to you
I dont want it anymore
But am sorry for making you sad by trying to correct my mistakes but have it in mind nothing can ever make me be fake. I will rather die by hunger than go back to my past
Anna: But you did go back to it
Sven: This is not what I planned for my life that I should scam human beings like me
I swear to God I did not go to scam I went there to apologize to her because of the abusive words I used on her
Your happiness is all I ever wanted since I revealed my self to you
Anna: and in the process befriended 57 other girls to scam
Sven: The parcel is in Spain, you will get it next week
Anna: I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE PARCEL!!!
Sven: I don't want your money
I want true love
This is my first time of been fake and God send you to me and you ask me to stop which I did
Anna: YOU FUCKING DIDN'T
THAT ACCOUNT IS CREATED A WEEK AGO
Sven: I can give you all my account details
Now I remember
The guy that gave me the pictures I have him the account that am not interested in the pictures again
That I have the key to my heart
Which is you that no space for other woman
I gave it to him so he can find true love
Oh sorry for that
You can track the phone that log it in last week
Anna: LIAR
YOU USED IT TODAY TO CONTACT ELISE
Sven: Yes I did to apologize to Elise to forgive me for being rude
What do you want me to do now

Voice message

Distance is really affecting
Anna: your lies are affecting
you made a new account a week ago. collected a lot of friends and today contacted elise to apologize. If you gave that to someone else you couldn't have talked with elise anymore
Sven: I will come to England one day even after I return your parcel I will find you. You may arrest me if you like
But I will never go to my old flaw
Anna: but you did last week
This is so embarrassing. I'm at the office and can't stop crying
Sven: I sent a request
She even ask me why did I send her a request but I send I did to apologize
Ask her to send you a screenshot
Am in my room crying as well for being crazy
I can send you the video
Anna: yes please do
Sven: Baby I beg you in the name of almighty God please stop crying
I will send you a video now
(a few minutes later)You can check you mailbox now
Am so sorry
You should know I love you wholeheartedly
You have shown me love and I can never hurt you for a second
My mom is angry with Anna
She's angry with me
Please do forgive me
I can't wait to have you and allow you to carry my unborn children
You mean the world to me

Sven crying and apologizing

Anna:
I can't even look at you right now
Sven: Why
Anna:
BECAUSE YOU HURT ME YOU DIPSHIT
Sven: Am sorry
You own me
You deserve the world with me
You are irreplaceable
Until you forgive me before my mom and my siblings will do
I can't look at their faces now it's really scary
I can't convince them until you accept my apology and they see it
I Sven love you Anna so dearly and I will forever do
I have cried because of you I know I have lied because of you But believe me I won't repeat again I know it all and I won't pretend Because I so love you! I am sorry!

He was still typing up a storm but Anna logged off.
I have to say I'm a little impressed with his acting skills. He knows how to force out some tears.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:36 pm

Where were we.... right, the creep was crawling. Laughing

Sven: Sorry dear for causing hurt Sorry for tears in your eyes I know I was fool And not really wise I regret the same I am sorry! I take the blame!
Big lies or small lies I know that I did break your heart So, sorry my dear Please bring that smile Because you are my life only cheer I am sorry!
Get that smile back That was my grace in life Get back my pace in life Please do it my pretty wife I am sorry! Forgive me!
Seeking the forgiveness of the world's best wife... Yours sincerely, the world's dumbest husband! 😘
Honey am sorry, am not my self now until you forgive me and we resume our wedding plan
Are you at the party already
Please am down here
I will be here waiting for you I won't log out

Sven singing and apologizing

A few hours later, true to his word, he was waiting for my message
Anna: you ruined my day. I'm not in the mood for a party now that nothing is sure anymore
Sven: I love you Anna
Please try and forgive me
Anna: tell me why I should trust you again
Sven: Don't you love me anymore
Honey where is the trust you had in me the first time you met me
Anna: oh I don't know, maybe that trust was shattered because you LIED TO ME!!!
Sven: Honey am real I can't cheat on you
Am not lying
I promise you never to lie why should I now
Don't run away from the truth Anna
Anna: YOU LIED TODAY!
Anna: #1 you used a fake account to contact Elsa and you told me that you had it before we met, while it's obviously created last week
Sven: No honey I didn't
Please believe me
Anna: #2 You told me that you gave that account to your friend to scam woman and that you're not using it anymore but YOU USED IT TO CONTACT ELSA
Sven: How can I create new account to scam
Anna: I don't have to explain that to you
Sven: I use fakeSven account to apologise to Elsa and tell her my real name and apologize for been fake
You are in a million
Anna: #3 you told me you have deleted the account and it is still there
Sven: Really, I logged it out and deleted the facebook lite on my phone
Anna: #4 you told me it was the account I know you with as fake, while it is obviously a new one and that one, where we met is deleted long time ago
Sven: Really
Anna: #5 you said you send the friend requests to more than 50 woman before we met, but the account is only a week old
Sven: Should I give you the contact of my friend
Only him can explain these
I don't know
Anna: #6 you told me you opened the account only to clarify your concience. Did you lie to all those more than 50 woman as well? And if if that was the reason why did it take you more than a week to contact Elsa?
Sven: Honey am confused
Anna: #7 You said: "The guy that gave me the pictures I have him the account that am not interested in the pictures again" BUT YOU ARE USING THE FUCKING ACCOUNT
Sven: How can I chat with 50women
Anna you are killing me
I collected the account from my friend because I don't have it
I made a mistake I should have use my real account to make amendment
Anna: #8 you told me you gave the account to him so that he can find true love, but it's a fake profile. does he want fake love or real, who is he and why are you still using the account you gave to him?
Sven: I swear to God who created me am not scamming again since I have yoy
He said he might be lucky as me you know I told you I will sure people envy our relationship
That was what I did
Look at the way i was dancing when making a video yesterday because you are the real reason for my happiness
I love you Anna
I want to be in England as soon as possible so you will know without you am nothing
Please believe me
Anna: 8 lies in one day, why should I believe you?
And you ruined my bachelors party. I'm on bed with a headache now
Sven: Anna I don't know what have done to myself
Anna: you have been lying, thats what you did
Sven: Everyone is angry with me
Anna: and you deserve it
Sven: No-one is talking to me
Please make me smile again
Let's bring the happiest back
Am on my knees begging
Anna: I am not happy now, so I can't make you happy
Sven: Am having headache also can tell anyone to get me drug because no one is listening to me
Please Anna
You know you're my happiness
I promise you I will go to my friends house and ban him not to open the account again
Please last chance honey
you broke my heart
Don't be mad at the man you are willing to spend the rest of your life with
I broke my also because you are my heart
Anna: your own fault
and now I will never have a bachelors party because you ruined the memory for me
Sven: Yes baby I know it's my fault
Baby I will organise a big one for you when am there and unimagined one for you when will visit Africa
I love you Anna
Anna: The thought of a bachelors party is forever blemished by lies now.
Sven: Honey our future is more important
Am sorry for making you cry 😢
Anna: I'm not sure of anything anymore
Sven: No one can take me away from you am yours forever
Should I give you my facebook account
Anna: I have my own
Sven: You can login and check everything
I have know reason to scam other or cheat on you
This is first time I will allow my woman to cry
Am deeply sorry
Anna: you owe me a strippers performance now. you realize that right?
Sven: Let's build back the trust
Please
I love you Anna
Honey I have no one with me they left me because I hurt my angel
Even my mom shouted at me
Anna: she's a smart woman, I like her
Sven: No one is with me am lonely
Am sorry honey
My mom never believe in true love with ladies nowadays but you change her and made her believe you are truly God sent
Please make my mom happy so she will be happy with me so that I will be happy with myself
Am sorry
Please baby
No one like you
Please talk to me
Anna love
Anna: I just told you that you owe me a strippers performance now
but you didn't reply
Sven: I can't go to the club alone
Anna: I didn't expect you to
you can do it at home
Sven: Until you are happy with me so I can convince my friends
Nigeria is dangerous they use people for rituals if people walk alone
Except if don't want to see me again
Anna: I am telling you that I expect you to be the stripper, because I missed out today
Sven: I know you love me you can't allow anyone to hurt me
<laughing emoji>
Anna: you can laugh all you want but it's true. your fault
Sven: You want to see the tool that will get you pregnant
Am I forgiven now
Am sorry for not allowing you to make it to your party
It's my fault
Anna: you can keep your boxers on, keep it classy (sorry, I don't want full nudes, I have some limits)
Sven: I don't know how strippers do because I have see them before
Will you show me
Anna: no, use google or your imagination for inspiration
<Linky>
and use this song. That's hot
Sven: It's dark in here

Do you love me and am I forgiven
Anna: Then turn on the lights, or do it in the morning
Sven: I will do it tomorrow
Anna: Then I will talk to you after you've send it to me
Sven: Are you happy now
Anna you will leave me like this
Anna: no I'm not happy
Sven: Come on honey
You don't love me
No more wedding?
Anna: I don't know how it works for you, but love doesn't disappear just like that for me. Right now I'm angry and sad and humiliated
Sven: Anna
How can I humiliate my woman, my joy
Anna how will you be angry with your man
Anna: you humiliate me by lying
Sven: Am sorry
You should know I love you and I can never in this world hurt you
Please
Tell me you love me Anna
How are you feeling now
Hope you are not feeling the headache anymore
Are you there
Anna: I am feeling sick and sad and having a headache
and all this would be so much easier if I didn't love you
Sven: Send a picture of what you are doing now
Anna: I need some medicine now
Sven: So sorry honey
I won't hurt you again
Just be fine for me you know I will be there soon
Anna: hmm I don't know
just do as you promised tomorrow
Sven: Just be good
You're my joy
I love you
Anna: goodnight
Sven: Please don't leave me here
You're still mad at me
Honey this is the first time of making you sad and I promise this will be the last time
Please I want you here with me
Anna: I should've been in the club right now and thanks to you I'm not and never will have that party, so yes I'm mad
Sven: You're the only one I do chat with here
Anna: <tumbsup>
Sven: Please
You're my dream
Don't bring out this attitude
Your friends dont call you at all
Can't you still make it
Anna: I feel sick
Sven: Sorry honey
Am sick as well I can't eat since noon
You are my better half
Am sending an audio of the better half song

Sven singing

Don't be sick baby
Please
Am I forgiven now Anna
We love each other. Don't be mad at me
Anna: after you have given me a strippers performance because I missed out tonight and will never be able to have that party again
Sven: You're going to make me sad to church tonight
Are you going to show the video to your friends
Anna: I'm not making you sad. It's your fault, not mine
and no, I'm not going to show my naked man to my friends
Sven: What if am with you are you going to call the cops on me
My woman my everything
Anna: for lying? That's not against the law
Sven: You're so special to me
I can't wait to see you
<laughing emoji>
Am sorry for lying
Am at fault
Truly sorry
Tell me you love me so everyone her tree will be happy with me
Anna: You still didn't promise to do what I asked of you
Sven: I will do it tomorrow
You should know by now I will do whatever that brings you joy
Am still the same Sven
Anna: good, then maybe tomorrow I'll feel more better
Sven: Come on
Your happiness will give me the inspiration to do it
Anna: I AM NOT HAPPY I FEEL SICK
Sven: Get off my past please
Anna: shit gotta puke
Sven: Send me a picture of you please

Anna quickly logged off after her last comment Laughing

Fingers crossed for tomorrow

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:19 pm

You could always send him a picture of you with your head in toilet. Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:37 am

Look what gems were waiting in my mailbox this morning. Nice to have a good laugh at the start of a day.

Sven's first attempt at stripping
And he really thinks he can sing

But he didn't really strip now did he? So Anna, still sad and feeling sick did some complaining about this. He has to do it again.

Screenshot

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:59 pm

^^^ Muhahahaha! Great trophies!

- In the same room (video # 2), one can see another man sitting on the chair, right behind our dear Sven. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

My Lord, that poor lad needs some meat on his bones, doesn't he? Shocked

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:28 pm

Yes he does. He's in desperate need of some physical labour... And it's getting better. Here's the chat from where I logged off yesterday evening

Sven: Send me a picture of you please
Meaning shit gotta puke
Are you there
What is your plan for tomorrow
Anna I know it's my fault but I want you to know this I don't have any reason to hurt other girls when I have you the best among the seen and unseen. You are the one for me no one else this is sven. I say no to Spencer now and forever
I tender my apology please do accept my plead and let move on and make everyone know how good is to be in love with the one
I Was Selfish, I Was Mean The pain I'm feeling is like daggers in my heart, I'm so sorry that my heart is literally torn apart. I can't believe I brought tears to your beautiful eyes, With all the amount of those very selfish lies. I don't know how could I be so mean. I beg you for one last chance my baby, Please darling, please do forgive and forget
Sorry dear for causing hurt Sorry for tears in your eyes I know I was fool And not really wise I regret the same I am sorry! I take the blame! Goodnight my queen ?? I love you so much
FRI 11:52 PM
Anna: Google for the meaning of puke. You'll understand

7:54 AM
Sven: I have cried because of you I know I have lied because of you But believe me I won't repeat again I know it all and I won't pretend Because I so love you! I am sorry! Good morning my love
How is health, please I don't want you to be sick I know I caused it but am sorry. You know am not there to look after you
Your happiness is my joy, please be happy

The video is on your mailbox now honey

Anna: I've seen it, but that's just you dancing to the music with your shirt off. The point of stripping is that you start with your clothes on and while dancing to the music you take it all off and make it look sexy, but leave the boxers on, I don't want you to show your dangler noodle to the camera guy. I thought you knew all this
Sven: Love is what I see anytime I look at you. You are amazing and God sent
Our God he will forgive our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. So Anna me for trespassing on our trust
I miss our love, our chat, our wedding plan
Honey I don't know how strippers do
Anna: Then you know now and can do it the right way
Sven: Anna
You did not even bother to say hi to me
Why are you doing this
I once told you we will do it together
I plead with my brother before he can video me because they are not happy with the way things are
Let's bring back our love
Anna: I still have a massive headache and you didn't do as you promised
Sven: What happened to you last night that makes you puke
Anna: You happened
Sven: You're making me scared
What have you been doing since
Did you discuss our misunderstanding with your friends or colleagues when you cried in the office
Anna: No I didn't
I told them my grandmothers cat died
Sven: You lied
Hmmm
Am sorry honey for making pass through this
Anna: No that's a common expression here to say you don't want to talk about it
Sven: This is not my plan for you
Anna: Im going to sleep again
You still owe me that strippers performance
Sven: You will leave me here again
Anna: Make it look sexy and longer please
Sven: Only strippers performance will bring up our wedding plan right
Anna
Anna: I'm going to sleep again
Sven: Why are you treating the man you love like this. I know I caused this but true love forgive
Am not a good dancer am doing all this to make you happy because that's my vow
Have never see a man stripper
Honey I will go to the club next week and I will video my self and a stripper dancing
Honey be calm
I was in church through out yesterday night I came back this morning and I wake up early just do make you happy by the video you wanted
Now you don't appreciate my effort
Just be calm
Two assignments
Still looking for a way to get the bride traditional dress you wanted now dancing
Please honey I will give you hot when am with you
12:19 PM
Sven: I will please our love
I still stick by my promise to you that you will forever be happy being the mother of my unborn children
I can't wait to be in England so we can finalize all and take you to the altar in front of everyone and make you the happiest
I will always remember and hold one thing you told me
Anna: I see that you don't want to make me happy and you don't want to do what you promised
[/color]Sven: Of course I will but remember who am I to you
Remember the love we share
You left me here alone just because I offended you yesterday
Are you home
?
Anna: (half an hour later) You promised me to send me a strippers performance today, but now you say you don't
I am feeling sick because you lied to me and deceived me yesterday and don't do what you promised to make it right again
Sven: I will do it soon get it
Am trying to make it cool
Am working on it so you will like it
Just be calm and happy honey
I want to give you the best I can do. You know I can't trade your love for anything

3:20

Quote:

Anna please be happy for me, for our love and our unborn children. Sorry for hurting you but I promise never to do such again. I will alway heart you. You are my dream come true. I love you my doll. Please accept this video with love when we are together I will take you to club personally and I will do more of this dance with you when we are home. 😘 😘 😘

If those first 'stripping' video's didn't make you laugh, this one will!

4:43 PM (I received the email, just didn't respond to it yet. Let him sweat a bit)
[/color]Anna: Yes I know
Sven: Where have you been
Did you get it
7:17 PM
Sven: I just can't stop laughing at my self seeing me dancing like just to please the woman of my heart, an angel in disguise. Love you Anna
9:22 PM
Sven: Are you there
Anna: wait
Sven: Anna did you hang with your friends
Anna: wait I said

I wanted to finish uploading the video and posting this before forgiving him.

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:24 pm

After I made him wait a while yesterday evening
Anna: wow
Sven: You just watch it right
Anna: yes I did
wow
Sven: Am I forgiven now
Anna: That was so hot 😍
I like this more better than a real stripper
Sven: Remember you promise never to hurt me by sharing it
Anna: Yes I know. I won't show it to my friends
Sven: Are you happy now
If you're tell me you love me
Anna: Of course I love you
Sven: where have you been since
Anna: in bed for a long time waiting till the headache would go away, but it wouldn't so I went outside
Sven: No more drama Anna
Are we good to go
I was worried
Anna: don't start accusing me of drama now Sven
you started this
Sven: Now do you still want me in England
Anna: Yes of course
Isn't that what you want?
Sven: I know that was why no more drama. I love you no more sadness,crying
Don't you miss our love, chat and plans
Anna: Yes of course, but you were the one hurting me with more lies, I didn't do that
Sven: I promise no more of lies
I have a surprise for you when am on board
Anna: I want to know
Sven: Not now
It's meant for a surprise
By the way you will be watching me thanking the church members tomorrow
I love you Anna
Anna: Love you too.
Yes I'm really looking forward to that. I want to show you to the whole world
Sven: Hope no one is disturbing you there
I miss you so dearly
Anna: I miss you too. Who would be disturbing me?
Sven: You're all I have
You're the one for me, an amazing soul, angel in disguise
Anna: I'm happy that you have found me
Sven: You're the best
Honey before I take you to the altar. I will propose to you in a way you can't imagine
Anna: Really? 😍
tell me about it
Sven: Surprise
Anna: you tease me
Sven: You're for me
I will be there soon
Anna: I know. I'm impatient
Sven: Remember we should be patient
Anna: I'm not
Sven: Forever yours
You're on bed now
Anna: no I'm not. are you?
Sven: No baby
Can you send me a picture of you now
I want to see my love new picture
Anna: I have been picking up some paint this afternoon
Sven: What paint
Anna: for my home
Sven: Ok
But why are you doing that
Anna: because I want to make it more nicer so that you will like it here
Sven: Really
Anna: yes. I have pink walls now, I'm going to paint them blue
Sven: Wow
Send me a picture showing you beside the wall
Anna: I look like a mess now
Sven: Come on
Even if you look like mess you are still the best for me
Anna: I know, but I don't like it
Sven: Why
Anna: I explained to you earlier
Sven: OK
Eaten?
Anna: no
Sven: Why
Anna: because I didn't feel good enough yet
Sven: I told you you should be happy and good for me, our love and our unborn children
You know am not there to look after you
Anna: I know. Tomorrow will be a more better day
Sven: Why not now
Anna: I can't sleep when I eat right before bedtime
Sven: I don't like seeing you down
Ok
Just be good for me
I love you
Anna: I love you too.
Sven: of course I'll be good to you
Anna: Tomorrow after church I'll go paint the livingroom
I didn't know the exact shade of blue you like, but I chose the blue of a clear sky
Sven: Yourself
Anna: yes, who else?
Sven: Do you know how to paint
Sky blue is cool
Anna: I hope so, if not it will look like hell
Sven: It's good to have my baby back smiling
I can't wait to plant kiss on your lips and hold you tight
Hope you are not feeling lonely and cold
Anna: a bit, but I know you'll be here soon and then it'll be more better
Sven: Yes honey
Can't wait to have you leaning on my chest through out the whole night
Anna: I will sleep much more better then
Sven: Yes honey
Your love keeps me going Your love keeps me going strong, In the way that I truly belong, Your love is my hope in life, It helps me to strive, Your love is the ray of light, In all the darkness in sight Your love is my need. Heart you
Anna: did you write that yourself or found it somewhere?
Sven: You're funny
Anna: I mean it it's like a song or a poem
Sven: I found some tip and work on it to make it sweet and big as you are
Anna: nice
Sven: Don't you like it
Anna: Yes I do
Sven: Am looking at your pictures on your profile
Anna: hope you like it
Sven: Yes baby
But I found a guy you wrote scammer from Lagos and also a dude <bware419ers> who are they
Anna: that scammer was a long time ago, he tried to steal money from me
sal is a friend
Sven: Hope you did not fall to his trap by giving out money
Anna: almost, but I realized in time what was going on. since then I'm much more cautious
Sven: Good
Now you have me no more looking for love
Anna: I know. I 'm not
Sven: Did reverend pray about our relationship
Anna: Yes, we prayed together when we talked about it and I'm sure he did again after
Sven: Good to hear that
I will be happy to meet him soon
Anna: I'll tell him that tomorrow
did you respond to that woman about the acting job?
Sven: Tell him what
Know because I can't get what she requested for
I sent you the form she ask me to fill
Anna: Yes, I've seen it. It's not that hard to fill is it?
Sven: It is firstly I can't edit the form here secondly the costume she requested for like <censored> and <censored> I can't get that here
When am in England I will do all that
Anna: did you tell her that?
Sven: No
I want to meet here in person that what why
Anna: so you didn't respond at all?
that's rude
Sven: I should tell her o want to meet her in person
Anna: explain the problem, at least tell her something. not responding is rude
Sven: That's why we are lovers I can't know all things we are to correct eachother
I will
Anna: ok, good
Sven: 😘. I will do just that now
Anna: ok
I'm going to bed now. I want to be well rested for tomorrow in church
Sven: Ok
Goodnight
Anna: goodnight
Sven: Sleep tight
Love you Anna

Yesterday evening

Quote:

Dear Rose,

I am your friend co-worker fiance. I got the form but I can't edit it here and I can't get those costumes here. I will be in England soon, we will meet one on one. Thanks

Kind regards,
Sven

This morning

Quote:

Hi Sven

No problem at all. I understand that things are a bit different in Nigeria.
You have to understand that there are a few productions coming up and time to audition for them is running out soon. To be honest, I don't think it will be wise to wait any longer if you want to have a chance.
If you don't have a printer, you can just write out the complete form, make a picture and send it back to me. I will type it into the systems for you.
Regarding the costumes, the task isn't so much about the costumes, but more about showing you are able to play different characters. So do some background research on the 4 characters mentioned. Find costumes resembling them as closely as possible and make a few different pictures with each one of them and pose the way you think you can represent the different characters best.
We want to give everybody a fair and equal chance because we are not allowed to discriminate based on sex, age or ethnicity. So circumstances have to be taken into account these days.
If you have any doubts about the costumes you want to use, don't hesitate to contact me for advice.

Cheers,
Rose

Sven's response. (he's taking directions pretty well)

Quote:

Thanks a lot Rose. I will get back to you as soon as possible

ETA
Sven: Smile is the only thing in life, That can melt any heart, Start your day with an awesome smile, Do that all day and while, Because you look so beautiful, Because life is so wonderful, A very good morning to you and happy new week. 😍 U
1:49 PM
Anna: it was so amazing this morning in church
Sven: Good to hear
Tell me about it
Anna: reverend Greenham couldn't choose so he showed both 2 videos
everybody sang together with you standing up and applauding you afterwards. It was so beautiful
Sven: Wow
How i wish I was there
Anna: You were there in spirit 😘
Sven: Are you happy with it especially when your name was mentioned
Anna: yes. It made me so happy 😍
Sven: Wow. Good to hear that
Anna: there were even discussions about opening an african branch to our church and almost all agreed
reverend Greenham hopes you'll be able to assist with that
Sven: Am happy to be in love with you
A great Idea
Anna: he said the way you speak is so charismatic and it shows you are driven by the holy spirit
Sven: I love the song
Anna: yes, I could tell.
Sven: When I meet him I believe he will discuss the branch opening program with me
When am there I will show you to the world and how amazing you are
Anna: He said he wanted to propose it to cardinal Agnarr (yes, we stay in the frozen theme with the edited names)
Sven: Cardinal Agnarr what's that
Anna: the cardinal of our church
Sven: Ok
Anna: the church in liverpool is just a small parish
Sven: Am glad they all like the video
They will be glad meeting me in person
Anna: yes they will
Sven: Also glad seeing me taking you to altar
It will be a very memorable day
Anna: yes of course. They know what I have been through and are very happy for me
for us
reverend Greenham will send your video to Cardinal Agnarr. Is it ok for them to contact you?
Sven: Did you explain your past to your reverend
It's okay
Anna: I didn't tell the details to everybody but reverend greenham knows
Sven: Ok
If your church have branch who is going to be the pastor in charge
Anna: for our local branch rev. Greenham is in charge.
Sven: I mean who is going to lead them here in Africa
Anna: They were hoping you could be of help with that, but I don't know details. Rev. greenham will discuss it with cardinal Agnarr
I'll talk to you later, I'm with friends now

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:47 pm

^^ I realized I made a mistake there. Anna was supposed to be painting today. Glad he didn't notice before I corrected it a while later.

Anna: I'm home now, ready to start painting. Wish me luck 😂
Sven: Good luck my queen
Who is going to help you
Don't do it alone, that will be much stressful, remember tomorrow is work day
Leave it till I come
I will do the painting myself
Anna: Haha. Thank you for the faith in my abilities. It's going to look really nice
Sven: Snap it when you are done
Want to see it
8:08 PM
Anna: It's a surprise
Sven: No problem
What are you doing now
Anna: Making coffee.
Sven: Hope you are not feeling bored
Anna: no, just cold.
Sven: Sorry honey
Go to bed and use the duvet
Anna: It's cold because the window is open. the painting smell needs to air out
I like the color but I want to make it our home, not only mine, so I want some African things in it as well
Sven: You're feeling cold because of me
So sorry honey
Anna: don't feel sorry, just advice me on how to decorate
Sven: Really
Where will you get African things
Anna: good point
Sven: Not really much decorations just some art works
Anna: what kind of art works?
Sven: There should be where there African artwork will be
Just like everywhere to be neat
Try and google it you will see different designs
Anna: do you have those large carved wooden statues? I've seen them once in a magazine and they are beautiful
Sven: I don't have but I love it
Anna: Is there a place there where they sell it or make it?
Sven: Don't know but am sure it will be in England
Because of those Africans there
Anna: can you find a place where they sell it? I like the real African ones. So it'll feel like Africa is a little bit at our place as well
Sven: If I get it here how will I get it over to you
You know some are big
Anna: no need to buy them right away, just show me some different kinds that you like. When you have the parcel you can buy one or two and take them with you when you come here
Sven: Will they allow me to along those things with me
Anna: we'll figure that out
one step at a time
I don't even know if there are any that we both like
Sven: About the parcel it's in Madrid since Friday
I tried to contact them today that why but I get no response since morning
Anna: ok. I don't know anything about it, but maybe wait till monday
Sven: Yes that was what I am thinking off
I pray it get here soon so I will see my angel in disguise
Anna: yes, me too, I can hardly wait
Sven: I love you alot Anna
Anna: I love you too Sven
will you find a place where they make the statues to show me some?
Sven: I will try and ask so I will go there to make pictures
Anna: Thank you honey.
Can you make sure you are in the pictures as well, so I can see how large they are?
Sven: Why must I be in the picture
You love to see my picture often and yet you did show me yours 😂
Anna: so I can see how large the statues are of course, I just told you
Sven: OK my woman
Have you closed the windows
Anna: yes I did, but it smells bad here now
Sven: Sorry baby
Hope the smell won't affect you
Anna: it's ok, I can handle it
I'll be gone the whole day tomorrow, so I hope it'll be mostly gone when I come home
Sven: Sure
That means you will be out early
Anna: yes, and home late
Sven: Are you having much work at the office tomorrow
Anna: yes, a meeting in the evening
Sven: Okay honey
Have you eaten
Hope you've clean up yourself
Anna: yes I have
Sven: Good
Watching TV?
Anna: yes, but not much on as usual
what are you doing?
Sven: Sitting and chatting with my angel
Anna: hope your family is ok
Sven: Everyone is fine
They are sitted as well
Anna: say hi to them from me
Sven: Sure I will
They can't wait to have you in Africa
Anna: We'll go together
before summer
Sven: Sure
When is summer
Anna: july
Sven: Will you be on break then
Anna: Don't know the exact date, but usually in summer, but it can be earlier as well, I just need to discuss with my boss
Sven: We will decide when am there
Anna: yes, that's best
Sven: Yes baby
What about the cold now
Anna: it's getting better
Sven: Hope it's not that much
Ok
Did your friends live far away from you
Anna: some do some dont
Sven: You have much friends
Anna: yes, but only a few close ones
don't you
Sven: Just two but not that close
Anna: hope you'll like my friends
Sven: Sure but if they dont make bad ways because that was why I don't keep friends
Anna: you did yourself as well
Sven: If your friends are good am good with them
Don't get you
Anna: you were doing bad things as well
Sven: No
If you know my mom she wont allow her children to do bad things
Anna: so you trying to get money from me and Elsa while telling us things that weren't true is a good thing?
Sven: If she knows I have fake account she will hurt me with words
Anna: can you tell me something please
Sven: That was why it was easy for me to stop immediately I found you because I found you and found love
Something of what
Anna: who is <name from the first account he sent me>
Sven: <name> from where
Anna: the one you told me was the agent
you wanted me to send him money
Sven: Yes that's my uncle he lives far away from us now because he's married with kid
He is a banker
Uncle from my mom side
Anna: he doesn't have the same family name
Sven: Have forgotten I once tell you that
Your love now occupies my mind that I couldn't remember my past
Yes we can't have same surname because he is from my mother's side
We bears my father's family name
Are you there
Anna: yes, was getting something to drink
Sven: OK
Thought you are asleep
Anna: not yet
but will soon. My bedroom isn't painted yet, so it doesn't smell as bad there
Sven: How many bedroom do you apartment contains
Anna: just 1. I was looking for another place to live, but I'm going to wait till you're here so we can find something together
Sven: OK good
I ask that just because if we are finally wedded and have visitors who is going to sleep overnight
Anna: when I left my ex I needed a place quick and the only thing I could find was this small apartment
we'll find a nice home for us soon enough, till then there are nice hotels closeby, I can provide for it
Sven: Hope he is not disturbing you again
Ok
Anna: not too much
Sven: Did your ex take you to altar
Anna: no, just a civil wedding
Sven: Not much till now
That shows he still do come to you now
Anna: now and then, but I don't let him in
Sven: What if he force himself in
Anna: I have good locks
Sven: What are you going to do
He must be very stubborn
What if he sees am around
Anna: you're not telling me you're afraid of him do you?
Sven: No
Anna: then there's no problem
Sven: Afraid of a man but remember the way your law his
They deport easily
I only afraid those who can create a man like me where as no one can do that except God
Anna: when we're married they can't deport you easily
Sven: OK
Anna: Its bedtime for me. long day tomorrow
Sven: How much longer are we going to take before the wedding
OK
Anna: don't know, depends on how long you wish to wait
Sven: Good night
Sweet dreams
Heart you
Anna: love you too

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:38 am

^^^

- I was pretty busy this weekend (RL), so I did not have time to read everything that happened. Anyway, I see our dear Sven was as busy as I am. Laughing

- Over the weekend I received two short messages from him, referring to his package. This morning I moved the parcel to Algeria and wrote a confirmation message.

Sven to manager Claude:

Quote:

Am yet to get any update since Friday. The parcel was in Madrid since Friday and I check it now still in Madrid why

and

Quote:

Dear Claude,

Am yet to receive any updates and why the parcel is still in Madrid since Friday

Monday - 08.00 - This morning, Claude wrote:

Quote:

Dear Sven,

Today, the package # ***JHL5Z868I7*** is in transit, in the commercial hub of Houari Boumediene Airport - Algiers (Algerie).
I will try to come back to you with another details when I will have some news.

Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
Claude

===

- Today or tomorrow, Cardinal Agnarr will contact him for a few briefings about his faith and the real possibility of spreading holy words in Nigeria.
- We are not yet (NOW) determined to seriously involve him in a church story, because we want to allow him first to travel through the adjacent countries in search of the parcel. Laughing

- But we will try to prepare the "parish in Nigeria" variant, so that he returns to this possibility after he will suffering the disappointments about the parcel. Twisted Evil

===

12.00 - Directly from the Headquarter of the Eater Church, the great cardinal Agnarr wrote to our moron:

Quote:

Dear my son, dear Sven, may the Holy Lamb be with you!

I just have had a long and interesting discussion with our brother in Faith, pastor Paul from Liverpool, on the idea that some of our local parishioners had when they watched a movie that you sent the past week. Indeed, I have watched those videoclips with great pleasure and interest in your performance and yes, I also liked the way you managed to gain the attention of everyone. Son, you have a grace that can be valued and can be used for the benefit of your fellows!

Of course, we need to think very carefully, but there are certain prerequisites that predict the possibility of expanding our activity in Africa. I will want to find out more about you and I will try to make time for this. Son, is it true that you are a real Christian man? Our Eater Church is a Christian Church, we believe in Jesus and we think He is the Holy Lamb who took the sins of mankind on his shoulders. Jesus Christ, as the Holy Lamb, is the spiritual patron of our Holy Church and I am the de facto ruler of Eater Church.

Good pastor Paul told me about you in very laudatory terms, so that he managed to arouse my curiosity and aroused my nostalgia about my youth (I was a missionary in Asia when I was 20 years old).
My dear son, please tell me something about you, because I want to know the man behind the picture. Maybe together we will be able to spread the seeds of the Faith and maybe we will be able to organize a local branch of our church. We really need people like you!

Be blessed my son, be blessed in the sacred name of our Holy Lamb!
Cardinal Agnarr
Eater Church - Manchester Headquarter

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:16 pm

Anna and Sven only exchanged a few good-mornings today, so nothing interesting. I hope he's out looking for a wedding dress or some statues.

Rose emailed him

Quote:

Hi Sven

Thank you for your response, but you're not really saying anything useful now are you? Are you interested in the job or not. It doesn't look very professional that you haven't confirmed anything just yet.
This week we will make the first selection of candidates, so if you want to have a chance you will have to provide the form and the requested pictures before Friday, or you're simply out of the running.
Availability and professionalism are very important here, so I want to emphasize that you have to keep communicating to show that you are motivated for this job. It is a very well paid job and there are enough people available that are willing to apply and receive their bonus.

Cheers,
Rose

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:23 pm

14.50 - Our dear idiot Sven, answering to the Cardinal Agnarr:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

I am a Christian, I was born and brought up in a Christian family who attend a church name CAC(Christ Apostolic Church) in Nigeria. I love to sing praises to glorify the king of kings. I will be traveling out of Africa soon because my fiance is in England and attend Evangelical church. That's where I and her will base after our wedding. It's a great idea to have a branch in Africa and people will appreciate it because your church is one of the best have ever seen and you have an amazing member. I can only help the church to locate where it's suitable for them to have their branches in Nigeria even if am not in Africa I have those who can do that on my behalf. It's a great privilege have this conversation with you Sir. Thanks

Be blessed,
Sven

15.15 - Cardinal Agnarr, to Sven:

Quote:

Dear my son, be blessed!
Our dear Pastor Paul already told me a little about you and your fiancé. Is it true that you will come to the United Kingdom and marry one of the sisters of the Holy Lamb? The Love is the most beautiful feeling that two people can share, and I am absolutely delighted to know that one of our Sisters of the Holy Lamb has managed to bring another believer into our flock. You will be blessed with many children, as it says in our Scriptures ( Genesis 1:28 ):
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, “Be fruitful and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.”

Our desire to develop the church activities in Africa is a complex plan and with many material and spiritual implications, it is not yet the right time to discuss concrete details. Confidentially, I want to tell you that I have the secret wish to build a Cathedral of the Holy Lamb and that I want this investment to be made where people need much help. Probably, in the near future, I will need some advice and practical help on all aspects of building a Great Eater Cathedral in Africa. I'm glad to have a man like you in our congregation!

Son, you also must become a member of the Eater Congregation because you marry one of the parishioners of our Holy Church. The fact that you are already Christian makes everything very simple.
Please tell me more about you, because I want to know you better. I want to know details about your childhood, about the schools you graduated, about your family. After I feel like I know you, I'll talk to one of our church secretaries to guide you through the simple process through which you will become a proud member of the Eater Church.

Under the grace, guidance and protection of the Holiest of Lambs,
Cardinal Agnarr

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:51 pm

Right before Sven messaged Cardinal Agnarr we had a short chat.

Sven: <copy of Cardinal Agnarr's message>
I don't know what to say now
Am living Africa soon
Anna: Looks to me like it's best to answer his questions honestly
Sven: What am I going to say
Emma: the truth maybe?
Victor: I just love to sing am not a pastor. Soon we will have our wedding in England
Or will you prefer me stay in Africa and not come to England
You're my fiance advice me
Anna: no of course not. It looks to me like he's just thinking about the possibility of starting a church in Africa. The least you could do is help him making plans and give advice, because you know Africa
Sven: It's a good idea but who is going to lead there
I can only help them in getting a land to build a church
Anna: Well, that might be a good start, I don't know his plans exactly, maybe he doesn't even really have solid plans. Just respond him and answer his questions
I have to go
Sven: Good
Be safe

He responded to Rose:

Quote:

Hi Rose,

I am interested in everything you said the setback I have here is getting the costumes for the pictures. Have never see that type of costumes here is Nigeria. That's the reason for the delay. Thanks

Kind regards,
Sven

Quote:

Hi Sven,

As far as I can tell that's no reason to not yet send the form, so I can at least process that. I told you earlier to do some research online about the characters mentioned and use something as best resembling the costumes as possible. Most important is that you pose in a way you think it represents the characters best. I told you we don't discriminate based on sex, religion, ethnicity and your circumstances will be taken into account. The purpose of this task is to show you can take on different roles.

Cheers
Rose

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:04 pm

15.32 - Our moron, to my cardinal:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

Am Sven by name born into the family of Mr and Mrs K.. A family made up of six father, mother and three siblings which are boys. Am a graduate from a University in Nigeria and I have a bachelor's degree in Banking and Finance but not yet working because of lack of employment opportunities in Nigeria. That is why I planned with my fiance to relocate to England so that we Wed and start a good work to cater for my family. I will surely join my fiance in the church she is attending no to talk of the church who raised a helping hand to my family. Thanks

16.00 - My Cardinal:

Quote:

Sven, dear my son, do not rush!
Our God made the world in 7 days, and remember that He has unlimited powers!
I will pray for you until you will become a full member of our Congregation.
Our Church needs such people! Our Church need you!

Well, I have to ask you, very seriously (and you have to think and answer very honestly):

- Son, do you want to become a proud Eater Church member?
- Son, are you going to marry the sister of the Holy Lamb, the faithful Anna?
- Son, are you going to be part of our big family? For better and worse? Now and forever?
- Son, are you prepared to listen to the advice and opinions of your superiors, as if they were your parents?

If YES, then your answers must be clear, complete and spoken out loud. So there will be no doubt or ambiguity!
Please send me (or to pastor Paul) a video recording with the following answers:

- YES my Cardinal, I really want to become a proud Eater Church member!
Hallelujah! Amen! Glory to the Holy Lamb!
- YES my Cardinal, I really want to marry Anna, this sister of the Holy Lamb!
Hallelujah! Amen! Glory to the Holy Lamb!
- YES my Cardinal, I am now ready to become a part of the Eater Church family! For better and worse, now and forever!
Hallelujah! Amen! Glory to the Holy Lamb!
- YES my Cardinal, I will listen to all the advice and opinions expressed by my superiors, as if they were my parents!
Hallelujah! Amen! Glory to the Holy Lamb!

This simple formality is necessary and represents your official request to accede within our congregation. After I receive the video from you, I will ask a secretary to draw up the necessary (bureaucratic) forms for completing your Admission procedure. There are some simple and easy things to fix, and pastor Paul and I will be glad to help you with our advice.

Be blessed, in the sacred name of our Holy Lamb!
Cardinal Agnarr

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:48 pm

More converts to our church? Praise the Holy Lamb!

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:16 pm

^^^ It's not the well-known church Laughing

... we're afraid of Google Search Engine, so we're trying to use other names (so our moron Sven can not find anything).

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:20 pm

Run the eater name through translate to latin and you'll have our name, the rest of the plan is similar to birlic's established church. I did some editing on the forms and we're ready to go.

ETA
Sven: How was the meeting
Anna: no meeting, just a coworker that needed some help
Sven: Okay
So what have you eaten since
Anna: nothing
Sven: Why
Anna: because I don't want to eat all day long
Sven: Anna come on
That shows you care not taking care of your self
Your pastor has explained about our relationship and me taking you to the altar to the founder
Anna: I take care of myself, but do I really need to eat all day long?
When have you been talking with rev. Greenham?
Sven: At least take something
Am not talking to rev. Greenham I was talking to cardinal Agnarr
Anna: ok I'll eat. What did cardinal Agnarr say?
Sven: Is your church a Catholic Church
<part of the mail with the questions, not about the video>
Anna: catholic means global, general church. Evangelical means that it spreads the gospel
Sven: That was the question he ask me
Anna: Oh I remember those questions from when I became a member. I had to stand in front of the church and answer them. Except for the marriage question of course
It was a beautiful moment I'll never forget
Sven: Honey I want to know much about the church
Anna: I think it's best if you ask that to Cardinal Agnarr. He can tell you everything. I'm just a member
Sven: Do you really like there service
Which church do you attend before joining them
Anna: Yes I like the service. I'm with them for a few years now
honey, did you go to a place to look for the statues?
Sven: Okay
The person that wants to take me to the place said he will be available on Friday or Saturday
<here he wrote his message to Cardinal Agnarr>
Anna: That late?
Sven: That he knows one of the best place here that I should be calm because I told him he should not take me to anyhow place because am showing it to my heartbeat
Anna: I want to decorate the home and want to know what it will look like. I want to make it special so that you will feel at home
Sven: You also will be free during the weekend
My darling wife becalm
😂 I will feel at home so far we are together
Those things are of the earth while what we shared is natural
Anna: I know, but it's important to me
Sven: Just be calm
Guess what
The parcel is in Africa
Anna: That's good news!
Sven: Yeah
I can't wait to finally have a new family
Anna: we'll have to wait at least 9 months for that
Sven: Are you talking about carrying my baby right
Anna: Yes of course, what else
Sven: You're the number one family
Family consist of father and mother before children
Anna: You're right
Sven: You told me yesterday that you will having meeting this evening
Anna: yes I know
Sven: Is the meeting called off?
Anna: no it's not
Sven: Okay honey
Remember you promise to eat
Anna: yes of course, but I have some work to finish before I can do that
Sven: Really
Now you hurt me
Anna: Why?
Sven: Because you did not eat since morning
Anna: of course I did
And I logged off quickly because I was trying to focus on other things and didn't want his distractions. He'll have to wait till late this evening for Anna to come home
He does seem to care about Anna eating

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