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boofles
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 Jan 2010
Posts: 357
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Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:29 pm |
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Hello,
My name is Boofles, and I am Chief Advisor to Santa Claus located in the North Pole. We have found your name on the naughty list in Santa's workshop, meaning you will not get any presents for Christmas(lump of coal!)! However, being that I am a Christian man and know you are a good person I am willing to file a form N1419 naughtiness expungement form in your name to clear you from the list so you may receive presents. I simply need a small filing fee of $419 to process the paperwork and you can rest assured you will be on the "nice" list to receive many nice things from Santa this year. Don't wait! Time is running Out!
You can send the payment via Western Onion to:
Name: Mr. Gomer
Country: North Pole
Question: Blue
Answer: Shorty
Once you have send the funds just forward me the MTCN number and I will get your paperwork filed!
Thanks and Merry Christmas! |
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Linoline
Dume Dutch Bag
Joined: 06 Apr 2018
Posts: 4453
Location: When life gives you melons you might be dyslectic
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Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:54 pm |
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Oh darn... western unit is closed for today, do you accept cards from amazon? If I send it to mr. Gomer, 2nd Iglo on ya left, snowpile, northpole, it should be fine right? Please keep an eye on your mailbox |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Sat Dec 22, 2018 1:08 am |
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The grinch at wu told me you have to supply me with a nsa security form. Something about suspected ties to the elf terrorist group. Their leader is a fat man that terrorizes people by sliding down their chimney in the middle of the night. But maybe if you have a bank account I can send the money faster. |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Sat Dec 22, 2018 5:45 pm |
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Unfortunately I have no money to spare during this time. It is not that I don't have money, it's just that I see no need to deal with such paltry sums. Come back when we can discuss real business.
Yours insincerely,
Mr. Scrooge |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:41 pm |
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| form N1419 naughtiness expungement form |
Similar to the 5155-Y? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Dec 22, 2018 9:57 pm |
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Dear Boofles
The Elves at the North Pole grotto are reporting high levels of stress caused by demands that they meet unrealistic production schedules. Other Fey Folk have made similar complaints.
We can be either naughty or nice about this. Just make things go right.
Dorian Sohrilien
National Elf Service |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Dec 24, 2018 2:28 am |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Dec 24, 2018 2:31 am |
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^ You can't argue with that. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Dec 26, 2018 2:33 am |
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