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boofles
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello,
My name is Boofles, and I am Chief Advisor to Santa Claus located in the North Pole. We have found your name on the naughty list in Santa's workshop, meaning you will not get any presents for Christmas(lump of coal!)! However, being that I am a Christian man and know you are a good person I am willing to file a form N1419 naughtiness expungement form in your name to clear you from the list so you may receive presents. I simply need a small filing fee of $419 to process the paperwork and you can rest assured you will be on the "nice" list to receive many nice things from Santa this year. Don't wait! Time is running Out!
You can send the payment via Western Onion to:
Name: Mr. Gomer
Country: North Pole
Question: Blue
Answer: Shorty
Once you have send the funds just forward me the MTCN number and I will get your paperwork filed!
Thanks and Merry Christmas!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh darn... western unit is closed for today, do you accept cards from amazon? If I send it to mr. Gomer, 2nd Iglo on ya left, snowpile, northpole, it should be fine right? Please keep an eye on your mailbox

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bearkat419
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 1:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The grinch at wu told me you have to supply me with a nsa security form. Something about suspected ties to the elf terrorist group. Their leader is a fat man that terrorizes people by sliding down their chimney in the middle of the night. But maybe if you have a bank account I can send the money faster.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 5:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Unfortunately I have no money to spare during this time. It is not that I don't have money, it's just that I see no need to deal with such paltry sums. Come back when we can discuss real business.

Yours insincerely,
Mr. Scrooge

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

boofles wrote:
form N1419 naughtiness expungement form


Similar to the 5155-Y?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Boofles

The Elves at the North Pole grotto are reporting high levels of stress caused by demands that they meet unrealistic production schedules. Other Fey Folk have made similar complaints.

We can be either naughty or nice about this. Just make things go right.

Dorian Sohrilien
National Elf Service

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 2:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My name could not possibly be on that list, sorry! Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 2:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ You can't argue with that.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2018 2:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Very Happy

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