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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Dec 20, 2018 5:19 pm |
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Five days ago, Mal received this offer:
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Dear friend,
If you are interested you can receive this fund as Inheritance for investment for our mutual benefit.
The foreign Contractor while in Nigeria to receive the fund got himself involved in oil bunkering (buying crude illegally). He was arrested and deported back to the United States.
The fund is awaiting claim.
I will give more info when you indicate your interest.
Yours faithfully,
Senator Oko-Iweala
SENATOR FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
Chairman, Senate Committee on NNPC Contract Payment |
Mal asked for some clarification, of course, and was told:
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This transaction is Private and Confidential and I am willing only to execute it with the man who will not cheat me and sit on my share of the fund. I want a man who will be honest and sincere to return my share to me when the fund hits his bank account.
I have contacted you to be the Next-of-Kin so that you can receive the fund in your bank account. After the fund hits your bank account, we will arrange to meet in a place of your choice, and discuss on how to handle the fund.
I have informed you already that the foreign Contractor duly executed the Project and he visited Nigeria to receive his fund, but he took part in illegal buying of Nigerian Crude Oil. He escaped from Nigeria when the Police looked for him to arrest him. Since 2013, he has not visited Nigeria and I know he will never return because the arrest warrant is still effective to arrest him when he comes down here.
Approval for Payment by the National Assembly was issued in June, 2013. (See attached Document). But payment has not been effected.
This transaction is 100% risk-free on your side and on my side. |
You'll have noticed a contradiction there; according to the first email the contractor was deported, but now he's said to have escaped. Of course I said nothing about that. I had a different question.
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Let me say first up that having a politician telling me that he's looking for honesty and sincerity in someone to be a bit of a joke, but moving on from that - how can you guarantee that this deal will be 100% risky free? |
He was confident all right:
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When I talk about Honesty and Sincerity, I mean every bit of it and I believe a politician can be both honest and sincere, like my very self.
The fund is not stolen from the contractor. He escaped from the country because of the illegal oil transaction he was involved in. Had he done the right thing, he would not have ran away from Nigeria.
I guarantee a 100% risk-free transaction, if you accept to follow my simple and clear instruction. Also you should be willing to comply with the directives of the Officer who is going to process the documents needed for effective release of the fund to your bank account.
I should not mention my name to any of the Government offices handling the documentation. The fund is supposed to be Inheriance to you and you will come in as a Next-of-Kin of the former beneficiary.
I will be on guard here to protect your interest, so there is nothing for you to fear.
If you accept to move on with me, let me know so that I give you further instructions. Meanwhile, send the underlisted items:
1. Your full address.
2. Your Bank Coordinates (if you want Wire Transfer).
3. Your Id (this will be used to obtain the Change of Ownership) of fund.
Awaiting to read from you again. |
I decided to send down a curve ball (or a wrong 'un, for those who prefer cricket).
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All of your buddy-buddy bonhomie doesn't ease my concerns. You're OK with cold-blooded murder; all my years in the USMC didn't kill off my conscience or my sense of self-preservation. |
Mal is seeing the idea of claiming to be next or kin as requiring the death of the contractor; how else can be make the claim? But that didn't impress our worthy Senator:
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Sorry, I have no time to waste with an unserious person like you. How many times do you want me to explain things to you? I cannot continue this way.
That money is there awaiting claim, and you want me to continue explaing things to you. I am interest in action and not mere writing mails.
I think I should look for another person since you do not indicate seriousness in handling the transaction with me.
Bye. |
Just one minute later the Lad sent this:
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BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Who put salt in his coffee? Some clock-cleaning is in order.
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You're planning to have a man murdered so that I can claim his money and you assume because I'm an American, I'm OK with that. It takes an arrogant motherfucker like you to make that assumption, and I'm not like that. Your embassy will be hearing from me so you'd better start running, asshole. |
And the second message received this.
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COCK SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
'Tis the season to be jolly, that's for damn sure. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Kitty La Gore
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Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:12 pm |
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Is he asking for pics? Because to me, it sounds like he's asking you to dm some pics to him |
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bearkat419
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Joined: 25 Jun 2007
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Location: Houston, TX
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Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:27 pm |
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Dont you love it when they send a scripted reply, THEN actually read your message? Lol |
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Vampiremerchant
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Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:51 am |
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I believe a politician can be both honest and sincere |
Oh yes look pigs flying..... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:19 pm |
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It took a couple of days for the Senator to respond - and his expletives weren't exactly original:
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Are you not crazy? thinking a Senator like myself will start running from a mere asshole like you?
*DELETED*!!!!!!!!!!! |
My reply won't be taken too well, I hope.
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I served in the USMC for eighteen years, and I have a set of skills that I used in the service of my country that would make you, and anyone that you hired as protection, no more that meat on the table. You wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Dec 22, 2018 9:29 pm |
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The Lad went to Arrogant/Smug mode:
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It is clear that you did not know me. If you did, you would be very careful and selective of the words you put in writing to me.
I have since got a more reliable and sincere American to work with me, and by 27 December, I will be laughing to our different banks to receive the money shared.
Needless, therefore, for you to continue writing me.
Bye. |
I won't change my style - it's what the Lad deserves.
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One little problem, cock breath - I just forwarded your emails to the FBI. Even if your hitman succeeds, no fucking way your patsy can claim anything, and you'll both be royally fucked. |
That seems to have struck a nerve just a little:
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Get this into your tiny and stupid head! I am a typical Nigerian! I get what I want the way I want it!
FBI or no FIB, it is all rubbish.
I have already succeeded, and nothing you or your FBI or any other stupid idiot, can do about it. By December 27, I will be in the United States to receive my share of the money, but not from you but from the real man who made the transaction to be a success.
Good bye, FUCKER |
The FBI replied to Mal in a very short time (I suppose that decorated Marines get prompt service) and Mal conveyed the findings.
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You're not a Senator; you're a liar, a scammer, a thief, and a petty little bullshit artist according to the FBI, and I believe them.
And let me tell you something, shitstain - if you're a typical Nigerian, then your country is royally fucked and no mistake. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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