Cherno's Safari #8

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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:54 am

- Emma has to tell him: "I feel deserted without you ... I want to see you, I want to put my hand on your muscular body ... I want to let you do with me all you want."
- Emma comes to that wonderful campus, with her good girlfriend. Nothing complicate.
- The idiot just needs to get on the bus, perhaps together with another friend of him who wants to know a young & beautiful european woman Laughing

... in which part of the Gambia is he, exactly?

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:02 am

Emma's friend Donna isn't blocked yet... She told him: "What did you do this time? You blocked her again.... She was planning to come to Gambia to meet you"

His profile says he's in "little-Banjul" I guess that means Banjul. before sending him somewhere we need to confirm that. So first I'm going to pretend Emma is coming to his city, and he needs to make a picture of him in front of a landmark. Later on, we'll change the plans and send him far away, because the camp is so much more romantic. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:24 am

Yeap, sounds very good! Twisted Evil

A so beautiful and tender woman deserves any kind of financial sacrifice.
So, Cherno, you fuc*ing idiot, get on the bus! Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 3:44 pm

Emma's friend convinced the lad to unblock her

Emma: hi
Why do you keep blocking me?
Cherno: Because I hate what you are telling me
An if you tell me that again I will leave you for ever
Emma: please stop this talk, I don't want to live without you
Cherno: That's great then do what will us together than vein talk
Because I can't wait for longer now
Am tired
Emma: I spoke with my pastor this moring and we were in a huge fight. He gave me back my money
I will come to Gambia and we can get married there
Cherno: Wow that's good but I hope everything went fine
You are welcome my dear to the smiling cost of Africa
Emma: I don't like my pastor anymore, but I want to meet you, that is more important now
Cherno: Really but don't say that just take it easy with him. my dear you are highly welcome.
To the Gambia the land of sun and water
Emma: I am trying to get days of work as soon as possible so I can meet you
But you need to tell me exactly where you are
Cherno: That's not a problem my dear am just located not far from the airport all you need is to tell the day you are coming. I will immediately pick as soon as possible.
I will immediately pick you as soon as possible.
You are welcome
Am living at sinchu alagie not far from the airport.
Emma: I can't find sinchu alagie on the map
where is it?
Cherno: Okay sinchu alagie is just a village in Banjul it is part of Banjul the capital s
Just find Banjul but not sinchu alagie
Gambia is a country with one airport called the Banjul international airport.
That's where flight land
Emma: do you live close to the arch 22?
Cherno: If you land at Banjul international airport I will come an pick you up
Yeah
But not much closer
Emma: can you make me a picture of yourself in front of it? It's so beautiful
Cherno: Of myself
Take this one
<picture of the lad>
Emma: I want to see you in front of the arch 22
Cherno: You are making things difficult I can't do that
Emma: Well, after all this, I need some proof that you live in Banjul, I don't want to travel there for nothing. I'm sure you'll understand taht
I will bring the 20.000 to support your family and I don't want it to be for nothing
Cherno: If you don't trust me just leave it there
Emma: I trust you, but you need to understand the importance of this
Cherno: I live the Gambia but not close to the arch
Am not a child how can I lie to you
Emma: So make a picture in front of something else that is close to you which I can recognize. A mosque or anything
Cherno: Am at work now
Emma: Doesnt have to be right now honey. tomorrow is also fine. I need to prepare for traveling anyway
Cherno: How can you recognize Gambia you never came here
I told I will never do that
Emma: By pictures on the internet of course
Cherno: Do you think am a liar
I will not do it
If you want don't come
Emma: You're just being difficult. It's only a picture and I think it's reasonable of me to ask this after you already blocked me twice
Cherno: Because you don't trust me that's why
I told you am in Gambia you say no why
Am at work I don't have the time to do that.
All what I did but still you cannot trust me why
Emma: because you acted really mean to me lately
Cherno: If you want come if you want stay there do you think am a child
Emma: I don't want to travel to gambia to find out you only played me and we will never meet
So I ask you this one simple thing as a reassurance
Cherno: How can you come to Gambia I don't pick you up
If you want don't come I don't worship money
Emma: honey why are you being so difficult? Do you not want me to come and marry you?
Cherno: But I will not do that
If I block you this time I not remove it
Emma: Ok, then don't make the picture
that's ok
I want us to marry anyway
Cherno: Because you disturbed me a lot
Emma: But I will send you the money so you can come to me
Cherno: Okay when
Emma: I'll have to arrange for that first
it's a lot
Cherno: If you don't tell me now I will block you forever
Bacause am tired
Emma: Honey please have a little patience with me ok?
Cherno: No I can't wait for longer I told you
Emma: I need to arrange the transfer of the money. 20.000 isn't done in an hour
I want to make sure you'll get it, so I want to handle this with care
Cherno: But you can say the day
of sending it?
Yeah
Emma: I want to send it before the end of the week
Cherno: I need to know the day
Emma: ok
will tomorrow suit you?
Cherno: Yeah of course
Which time
Emma: In the afternoon.
I'll need your emailaddress and bankaccount information
Cherno: I need to know the hour
Can you give those to me?
That's not matter I don't have bank account send it through western union
Emma: honey, I can't send 20.000 through western union
Cherno: But you can even send me 2000 first
Emma: I have a more better idea
Cherno: What
Emma: Can you give me your home address?
Cherno: Yeah
Just say Gambia sanegambia
Emma: can you also give me your emailaddress?
Cherno: I don't have email address just tell through here
Emma: you wrote it on one of those forms but I couldn't read it clearly
Cherno: I say I don't have it
Let me know please because I can't wait for longer now
Emma: I told you I will send it but I need an emailaddress to send the confirmation, so please open an emailaccount
Cherno: I will not do it
Love is trust to trust is love
Emma: I know. so why don't you trust me
I'm trying to send you 20.000
the least you could do is cooperate
Cherno: If you don't send it tomorrow iam saying goodbye to you
I told you I will send it tomorrow, but I will need your emailaddress for sending the confirmation
You can send it here on my Facebook account
Emma: I told you that is not possible.
Cherno: Okay Emma goodbye

And he blocked poor Emma again, but a few minutes later:
Cherno: May you have a good husband
Emma: I wish it would be you
but you make it impossible
Cherno: Yes I will now finally say goodbye
Emma: ok
Cherno: But remember that I will be in the uk one day

And then Emma needed to make a statement and blocked him..... to unblock him after 15 minutes to wait what would happen.
Cherno: Okay take my email stupidtemperamentallad@gmail .com
That's phone number plus 220: 766****
Emma: Thank you honey, I'll send it to you tomorrow
Cherno: Which time
Emma: I will let you know
Cherno: How
Emma: I need to do preparations first of course
So I will tell you as soon as I know
Cherno: Okay
You can send the confirmation through my phone number
Emma: I already told you it has to be through email
Cherno: Okay
But that's Facebook email address
Emma: looks like gmail to me
Cherno: Yeah
Emma: I'm leaving work now, I need to make some preparations for to send the money tomorrow
Cherno: Okay I hope the email is okay
Emma: if it's yours it must be

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 7:04 pm

The idiot has a message from the Customer Care Manager of TSC, Mr. Claude Postumier.

Quote:

Dear client Cherno_Jallow,

A parcel on your name was handed over to our Liverpool TSC branch office.
The Sender of the parcel is Mrs. Emma Vermeir.
Please confirm your personal data as The Receiver of the parcel.
I need your full name, the complete delivery address, your phone number.
You will be notified of a tracking number with which you will be able to track the route of the package to the destination.
All the fees (customs, handling, insurance and shipping) have been paid by the Sender.
On delivery, The Receiver must sign on receipt of the package and must be able to identify correctly with a valid ID.

Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service!
Claude Postumier
Manager at Customer Care Department

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 7:41 pm

Quote:

A parcel on your name was handed over to our Liverpool TSC branch office

Oh no, this will not end well for this odious lad Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:44 pm

^^^I hope so.... he's a real pain in the ass currently

Cherno: Hey my dear wait this my email address chernojallow@ yahoo.com
[email protected]
This is. My email address
Send the confirmation through this email address please
Chernodumblad@ yahoo. Com
Is just now I open this email address
Please
Do you see my dear
Send the confirmation through this email address please
Emma: Yes, I've seen it. I'll use that one
Cherno: [email protected]
Emma: yes, I have it
Cherno: Okay thanks
Emma: I love you so much the mother of my children. I will soon meet you we start a new life.
As husband and wife
Cherno: I know... I can't wait
Emma: I really want to be together
Cherno: My mum told me to love you forever <cry emojie>
Emma: why are you sad about that? I like it
Cherno: Am not sad sometimes when am happy I cry
Emma: Oh, that's ok
I'm happy to because we will meet soon
Cherno: Yeah
I was born to get married to you Emma
Emma: ahw, that's so sweet
Cherno: Yeah
Emma: Did you get the email from mister postumier?
Cherno: What do you mean
No that's my own email address
Emma: he has sent it to the yahoo emailaddress that you gave him. Mister Postomier is the one who emailed you the confirmation
Cherno: Okay but I don't see it yet
Emma: [email protected]
this is where he sent it
He also sent it to me. It's over an hour and a half ago
Cherno: But don't see it on my email address
Were should I find it
Emma: In the inbox?
[email protected]
This is your email right?
Cherno: Yeah
I don't see no massage in my inbox
Emma: I have forwarded the email to you.
Cherno: But you say tomorrow you will send the money how come
Emma: If you hurry with giving mr postumier the details he asked for, it will be sent tomorrow
Cherno: Which details
Emma: I bought a few laptops, iphones, printer, scanner, things like that. All for you and your family to use. I did the 20.000,- in the big box of one of the laptops. It's in an envelope with your name on it
Cherno: You are one to do that
Emma: but you can't tell mister postumier this. Only you can know about it
It's not allowed to send money this way, but since you have no bank account this was the only way to send it without paying an enormous amount on transfer fees
Cherno: Can I have his email address
Emma: <mr postumier's email>
Did you get my email?
Cherno: No give it to me
Emma: I have just sent you an email, did you receive it?
Cherno: Yeah
Thank you
Emma: you need to send him your full name, the complete delivery address, your phone number. That's what he said in the email
Cherno: Or I try but sending fail
Emma: what do you mean?
can't you use your gmail? That might be easier?
Cherno: Or I don't have Gmail
Emma: but you gave me your gmail address earlier today
Cherno: You can give him my details
Emma: honey, you need to communicate with him. Try and write him an email.
Cherno: Okay my dear thank you but I am so you ready to help me
But am okay cus am amazed
Emma: amazed by what?
Cherno: Ah.is okay
Tomorrow am going to duties then have a good night
Emma: but please try to email mr postumier with the information he asked for
Cherno: Why not you give him my details
Okay bye
Emma: Because I'm exhausted from a long day of work and it's your details, you need to give him
so you will be sure I won't make a mistake in writing
Cherno: I will sent them to you then you can give him
If want to
Cherno: My name is cherno stupidlad from the Gambia my phone number is plus 220 766****
Emma: you have to give him and give him the address where you want the parcel delivered
ask someone to help you with writing an email to him
Cherno: Do you know what my dear send the through the bank
Emma: not possible
you don't have a bank account
and the parcel is handed over to the shipping company already
Cherno: If you can't do that am okay with the money.
You can send it through western union
OK bye
Emma: No I can't send so much through western union, a lot will be lost because of transfer fees. And the money is in the parcel waiting to be shipped to you tomorrow
all you need to do is give him the details he asked for
Cherno: I don't need much money just send small
Emma: It's in the parcel ready to be sent to you
just give him the address where he needs to send it
Cherno: You give him
Emma: Cherno, you are just delaying things
do you want it to be sent tomorrow?
Cherno: If you can't leave it
Emma: I'm going to sleep now. please try to send him an email
Cherno: Never an ever you a liar
Emma: what are you talking about? What is the problem this time?
Cherno: I hate a liar
Emma: me too
Cherno: You must be my enemy
Emma: How? by sending you money to help your family and come her?
Cherno: I will never forgive you
And because I knew from experience what was coming, I was the one to block his messages this time, so I would be the one in charge of unblocking this time Laughing

We'll see how his mood is tomorrow. Let him think for a night that he lost it all

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 7:32 am

5:29 (gambian time) Claude Postumier to Cherno

Quote:

Dear client Cherno Jallow,

I repeat my previous request and please provide me with concrete data on the person (The Receuver) who will receive the parcel:
- The Receiver full name (name and surname) - is the person who will receive the parcel
- The Receiver full address - is the address where the parcel will be delivered
- The Receiver phone number.

The package is ready to be shipped to Africa - Gambia - Banjul, but we are delayed by customs formalities.
If you do not send the requested information, things will be postponed for another 24 hours.

Thank you for using TSC-track, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service!
Claude Postumier
Manager at Customer Care Department

Looks like the lad came to his senses and contacted me through one of his other 2 profiles Laughing

5:40
Cherno: Today I will send you bank account number

6:46
Cherno: Then on Saturday you can send the money

I unblocked his main profile again, but of course this will not happen. He can send the bank account. I'll gladly report it, but the parcel already left Liverpool this morning, it's on the way to Gambia already, so in order to receive the money, he will have to give the requested details anyway. Twisted Evil

ETA 12:00 His tone changed a lot since yesterday
Cherno: Morning my dear how are you my sweet heart
My dear I will give you my bank account.
Can I give it to you
And tomorrow you can send the money to me
Or you can come to the Gambia we can get married here
Emma: Honey, the parcel is already sent to you. Didn't you receive the message of mr postumier this morning?
They decided to send it anyway and in their systems they can add the delivery address any time
Cherno: No I didn't
Emma: Please check if it landed in the spam folder, the emailaddress is right, so you must have received it
I have the receipt here for you, so you can see the details of the shipment
<TSC receipt with tracking code>
Cherno: Are sending it through air
Are sending the parcel through flight
Thank you I saw it but give him my address please
Emma: yes it will be by plane
I gave you his email address, just contact him and tell him
but please don't tell him about the money in the parcel. If they find out it will be confiscated and we lose it all
Cherno: Okay
Were should I pick it at the airport or
Emma: you should contact mr postumier for that, he's the one from the shipping company
Cherno: Okay
Emma: This is his emailaddress <email>

Let's just hope this moron knows how to send emails. He has to contact Claude. Emma doesn't work for the shipping company, so what does she know about the delivery? Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:08 pm

A little bit later, our moron reveived a nice message... "His" eagle has landed, not in Banjul (Gambia), but in Dakar (Senegal)! Laughing

Quote:

Dear client Cherno_Jallow,

UPDATE:
- Your package from Liverpool (with the tracking number PR3RGBNKV8ZI****) has been delivered to your nearest sorting facility: Dakar, Senegal.
- With tracking number you can check your parcel online, in real time, on our company website.

CUSTOM NOTE:
- The list of the contents of the package, as it appears in the Customs Declaration: laptops, iphones, scanners, printers, monitors, video-camera, etc.

SPECIAL NOTE:
- Final destination delivery not possible due to invalid delivery address.
- Parcel has been placed on hold at our High Secure Facility (TSC warehouse) in Dakar, Senegal.
- It can be picked up during regular business hours, Monday through Saturday.
- For delivery details, please contact our Regional Manager in Senegal: Mr. Jesus Plateaux < snip >.

ADDITIONAL NOTE:
- TSC rules requires valid identification card at time of pickup.
- Insured parcels require signature in addition to valid identification.
- All parcels are held 45-days at our Sort Facility.
- Non-recieval of parcel voids any warranty of delivery.

Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
Claude Postumier,
Customer Care Manager

===

13.01 - Banjul local time - My manager Jesus (from Senegal) wrote to Cherno... yeap, it looks like the parcel arrived in Dakar. Laughing

Quote:

Good afternoon Mr. Cherno,

I just received an email from our Headquarter about the parcel number # PR3RGBNKV8ZI****.
In about 35-45 minutes I'll get to the office and I'll check my correspondence. I will be able to confirm all of your shipping data.
To pick up the package you will need to identify yourself with the valid document whose copy must be in our records.
The opening hours of the High Security Facility are Monday - Friday 08.00-18.00 and Saturday 10.00-16.00.
Our warehouse is located near the Léopold Sédar Senghor - Dakar International Airport, on the Route de la Corniche Ouest, in Quakam Zone, just 50 meters away from the Great Mosque.
It is properly marked and many signposting panels allow easy access with your car to the Warehouse Cargo area.

Good bless you!
Jesus Plateaux / TSC / Senegal Regional Manager

===

15.45 - Manager Jesus reconfirm all the good news. Laughing

Quote:

Hello again!
I want to take the opportunity to come back to you with the promised details:

- Package: #PR3RGBNKV8ZI**** (arrived from Liverpool/UK, today, October 26, 2018),
- Sender: Mrs. Vermeir Emma - Liverpool - United Kingdom,
- Sender Address: < snip >
- Recipient: Mr. Cherno_Jallow,
- Recipient Address: there is no such information on the package file (just a short note about Banjul ??)
- Mr. Cherno_Jallow's phone number: there is no such information on the package file
- The package is declared to be HVC type (High Value Content) and the insurance fee has been paid.
- The declared contents of the package: "ELECTRONIC AND ELECTRICAL HOME APPLIANCES".
- The Sender Emma Vermeir has paid the transport and handling fees and also customs fees.
- The Receiver Cherno_Jallow has no other costs. It is enough to sign the papers and take over the package.
- The delivery deadline is December 10, 11.30AM local time.

Good bless you!
Jesus

===

It's obvious he's an idiot, so Emma will have many explanations to give. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Sep 2018 Posts: 23

This lad is both stupid and lazy.

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 10:43 am

^^^ yes to both, and he doesn't know how to send emails....

Cherno: Okay I will contact them my dear
FRI 9:29 PM
Emma: Hi honey. Did you manage to contact the shipping company?
Today
Cherno: Yeah but the email address you gave me it doesn't work I told you to contact an give them my contact but you refuse my wife why
This is address cherno jallow from sinchu alagie my phone number is+220766****
Please give him my details
But my dear please don't make me a loser help me please an contact this people for me since you are my wife will you let your husband fail.
You are my wife but I can't sleep with you why an am in need of you.
I told you to come over but you refused why
Or you give them my contacts
The email address you gave me is invalid
Emma: I will send the latest emails to you and you can contact him. It's best that you contact them yourself honey. I can't make the arrangements for you

And I forwarded him the emails Birlic sent him

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 12:47 pm

Saturday
Cherno: Okay I will be waiting for you
My dear
I love you so much as you know am your husband then please don't let me fail.
Emma: (later) I have sent the emails to you hours ago. Didn't you receive them?
Cherno:Not yet my dear
This is my Gmail account cherno*****@yahoo.com
For now
Emma: You gave me another earlier. I'll forward again to this email
I tried, but get an error that the emailaddrrss doesn't exist
Cherno: Or no this is my new Gmail address Is yesterday I open it
Just send it at chernoja****@gmail .com
Sorry not yahoo but Gmail.com
Chernojal****@gmail.com
I will be waiting my dear
Chernojal****@gmail.com
chernojal*******[email protected]
Is chernojal*******@gmail. Com
Is this one chernojal*******@gmail. Com
My please help me you are mother of my children would you let me your husband fail
You are my everything in life
In you I put my hope Emma vermeir my wife
My sweet dreams
Please send it on chernojal*******@gmail.com
I love you so much
Please my dear don't be sad I know you trying to help me but I your husband am so poor. And I too much problems at home
Please send again on chernojal*******@gmail. Com
Thank you
Emma: Ok, I'll try again. Don't worry, we'll figure this out together
Cherno: Okay my dear I trust you
You are the mother of my children
Emma: I know. And I can't wait for it to be real.
Did you get the emails now?
Cherno: No not yet
Oh thank you so much I saw it
I love you so much
(later) My dear I have email mr.plateaux
I told them to send it to Banjul.

0:13 Cherno to Emma

Quote:

I have email mr.plateaux just now

5:36 Emma to Cherno

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Honey, I'm happy to hear that you have emailed him. I'm sure you'll work out how the parcel will be delivered.
Love, Emma

5:39 Jesus to Cherno

Quote:

Good morning Mr. Cherno,
Yes Sir, as I have already communicated you in my previous messages, a large parcel with tracking number # UIRDWSHZV976**** arrived yesterday.
- The Receiver is Mr. Cherno Jallow,
- The Sender is Mrs. Emma Vermeir.

First of all, please confirm all the details I have written to you in my previous message, that I can be sure to discuss with the right person.
Secondly, let me tell you Sir, the Gambian officials in Banjul (Gambia Ports Authority) have changed the regulations for the granting of freight licenses.
Our company Secure TSC-Track is in the process of reauthorization but, very sincerely, I do not know how long the procedure will last.
My duty is just to take care of the deliveries that arrive in the company's warehouse, and to make sure that the person taking over the package is the person nominated by Sender. So, please reconfirm the details!
In the documents file accompanying your parcel there are some internal transport & shipping documents.

The working hours for our High Security Facility are Monday - Friday (08.00-18.00) and Saturday (10.00-16.00).
Our TSC warehouse is located near the Leopold Sedar Senghor - Dakar International Airport, on the Route de la Corniche Ouest, in Quakam Zone, just 50 meters away from the Great Mosque.
Please let me know when you will come in Dakar to pick up your package, so that I can be here.
Normally, we have two drivers dealing with our regional deliveries, but sometimes the large number of packages also require my presence.

Good bless you!

Jesus

7:37 Cherno to Jesus

Quote:

Please take good care of my parcel for me thank you

7:44 Cherno to Jesus

Quote:

Please take good care of my parcel for me thank you

9:46 Cherno to Emma

Quote:

Thank you so much my sweet heart I told mr plateau you are my wife

9:47 Cherno to Emma

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I really love you so much the mother of my children

9:54 Cherno to Emma

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Please email jesus because he Is giving me wrong parcel code different from what I have

9:54 Cherno to Emma

Quote:

I have also email him

10:15 Jesus to Cherno

Quote:

Dear client Cherno Jallow,
Please accept my apologies and let me reconfirm the details of your package:

- Package: #PR3RGBNKV8ZI**** (arrived from Liverpool/UK, today, October 26, 2018),
- Sender: Mrs. Vermeir Emma - Liverpool - United Kingdom,

The address of our TSC High-Security warehouse is immediately near Leopold Sedar Airport, but it's somewhat difficult to find for someone who is not familiar with places.
Sincerely, I do not want you to experience any unpleasant experience so let me prepare everything right.
- First of all, you have to tell me the exact day when you want to come here as well as a timeframe (between 08.00-18.00) you think you are coming to Dakar.
- My delivery agent Mr. Pumba can wait you in any Dakar central public place that is familiar and comfortable for you, or anywhere you can easily reach.
- You know the Dakar city, have you been here before? You have some favorite place that you know very well and where you want to be taken over? Please let me know.
- It depends only on the means of transport that you come from the Gambia. If you come by car or bus, we assume you are approaching the road from Banjul on the N5 national road (Sokone-Karang Road).
- Beaux-Maraichers Central Station is where all the buses come, so we can set up the meeting place there.
- My delivery agent Mr. Pumba speaks only some local dialect, so we need to exactly coordinate by email. I will keep my computer permanently connected to the internet.
- When you get to Dakar, I will need you to send me a picture of you in any public place, so Mr. Pumba can easily recognize your share location and recognize you too.
- It is ideal to see in the picture a written local sign, or a well known public building that is easy to identify.
- You do not have to worry, because our company's vans are white color and are labeled with TSC-Track name on both sides, so is very very easy to recognize.
- Also, all our drivers have white t-shirts properly inscribed with the name of our company and our logo: "Everything for customers!"
- TSC's policy requires that all conversations with our customers be sent only by email, to be stored on TSC-Track servers for other future complaints.

All expenses related to this special transport will be settled by the TSC-Track. Please keep all supporting documents (bus tickets, fuel vouchers, food, water, hotel accomodation, etc) and send them to me, direcly by email, so that when we handing over the package to you I can fully pay also the cost of this trip.

Good bless you!
Jesus

10:36 Cherno to Jesus

Quote:

I promise you to be there on the 5 of November

10:57 Emma to Cherno

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I've seen his response to you. I'm happy that you are making arrangements with him to get the parcel. Remember not to tell him about the 20.000 inside. He can not know about this. Did you sgree already about the day you wil get the parcel?
Love, Emma

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 3:28 pm

This idiot does not know how to write messages by email... send a few words sentences, to each message (as in chat).

Cherno, to Jesus:

Quote:

Okay no problem but you have to remember that this will be my first time to go to dakar.

and

Quote:

Can I please have your Senegalese phone number because when I reach in Dakar I can't use the Gambia sim card.

and

Quote:

Or mr. jesus please if you can make me your customer happy you send it to me at Banjul international airport. Or send it up to the border between Gambia and Senegal I will come and pick it up.

My manager Jesus, to Cherno:

Quote:

Dear client Cherno,
- The company's rules force us to talk with our clients only by email, so that all conversations remain written and recorded.
- From Banjul to Dakar it is very easy to reach by the Amdallai-Karang border point.
- Dakar Central Bus Station is called Beaux-Maraichers and all bus drivers get there. You have to get there.
- My driver waited for you and will bring you to the company's warehouse (which is near the airport).
- Please tell me at least 2 days before about your intention to come to Dakar, because I have to be present at delivery.
- You must have your ID document in original (and please send me a copy of your ID by email).

Good bless you!
Jesus

He's a moron, a real one. Laughing

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 3:42 pm

Yes, but a greedy one and that can work in our advantage. I do see problems for him when he doesn't have a Senegalese sim card. He won't be able to send the picture to confirm the safari

Cherno to Emma

Quote:

Okay my wife I will not tell him don't worry about that.

Quote:

Yes we have agreed about it

Quote:

I love you so much

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 4:47 pm

He sent me 6 messages, all with the same text (more or less):

Quote:

Mr.jesus is me cherno jallow am coming on Tuesday.

My answer to him:

Quote:

Dear client Cherno,

On Tuesday (October 30) I'm off with a diamond transport, somewhere to the north of the country.
But Wednesday (October 31) I'm available and I can arrange with my driver Mr. Pumba to take you from Beaux Maraichers Central Bus Station.
It is okay for you, on Wednesday?

God bless you!
Jesus

Mr. Jesus, to Cherno... related to the SIM Card problem and ID documents:

Quote:

Dear client Cherno,

Please be prepared with a valid SIM card for Senegal, because it will be absolutely necessary to coordinate by email.

My driver, Mr. Pumba, does not speak English, so you'll have to be able to send a photo of yourself there to the Central Bus Station so he can recognize you. Okay?

We will meet on Wednesday and complete the parcel delivery and takeover process.

Please, do not forget about your ID document. I need a scanned copy right now, for my register papers.

Jesus

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:06 pm

Today's chat

Emma: Love you too honey. I'm glad you finally managed to contact him
Cherno:Yeah thank you
Later
Emma: you're welcome. Did you make arrangements yet to get the parcel?
Cherno:Yes we are on it
Later
Emma: I have seen the messages from mr. Plateaux, it looks like you are going to pick it up. When will that be?
Cherno:On Tuesday
Emma: You mean this tuesday?
that's quick!
Cherno:Yes
I have to sacrifice my time
Is not easy but I must
Emma: I know but you will be able to travel to england after that, so we will be together
Cherno:Okay no problem
How many dollars is in the package
Emma: 20.000
I told you that already
Cherno:Okay an how did the package look like
Emma: It's a wooden crate big enough to hold the equipment I told you about
Cherno:Okay thank you my dear
Someone promise to own me money tomorrow for my journey
Emma: will you be able to contact me when you go pick up the parcel? I will be worried if I don't hear from you
That's very kind of him
Cherno:Okay but when I reach I have to change my Gambian sim car to Senegalese sim card that's but I will mr.jesus to help me
But I will tell mr.hjsus to help me
Don't worry about that it will be okay
Emma: Ok, just tell me everything that is happening ok?
Cherno:I will suit it out okay no problem
I will never an ever be without contacting my wife
Emma: ok, i'm glad to hear that
Don't worry my mum children Emma vermeier
Just keep calm and have a peace of mind
Emma: ok, I'll try
Cherno:I love you so much my dear
Emma: I love you too honey, I can't wait to be together finally
Cherno:I know thank you so much my dear
Am always thinking about you all the time
Emma: yes me too. it will be so amazing the day I can pick you up at the airport
Cherno:Me too my dear
Have a good day
I will tell you when am going tomorrow don't worry
Emma: thank you honey, you too
I'll wait for your message
Cherno:Okay
Emma: keep in touch with mr plateaux
Cherno:Do you had what he said that on Tuesday he is of but Wednesday I should come
Emma: I don't know, let me check
Cherno:Okay I hope he is on right track because I don't to travel for vein
Emma: Yes, I've seen the message, he's not there on tuesday so he want's you to be there on wednesday
Cherno:I don't want to travel for vein
Emma: I know, so you shouldn't go on Tuesday, because he will not be there
you should go on wednesday like he said
Cherno:Okay I understand
Emma: so wednesday is possible for you?
Cherno:Okay my dear
I will go on Wednesday
Emma: did you tell mr. plateaux that youll go on wednesday?
Cherno:Yes I told him
Emma: ok. good
then everything should be ok
Later
Cherno:Am very worried my dear
But is okay I will bear patiently
I trust you so much I love you so much don't worry Emma I will go an try to get that parcel out
The English man says, man was born in pain live in struggled and die in problems.
Emma: I don't know what you mean with that, but it should be no problem to get the parcel.
I'm sure everything will be ok

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 6:44 am

^^^ LOL!

"I have to sacrifice my time" and "The English man says, man was born in pain live in struggled and die in problems."... well, these sentences made my day! Laughing

09.32 - My manager Jesus, to Cherno:

Quote:

Dear client Cherno,

Your wife, Mrs Emma Vermeir, has asked us to settle all of your travel expenses on the Banjul-Dakar route.
Please give me the exact details of your planned trip, so that I can obtain approval to pay all your expenses:
- You're flying by airplane from Banjul Airport?
- or will you come by ferry and bus, through the Karang border crossing point?
I need you to email my copies of the tickets so I can pay these money in cash, when we meet on Wednesday.
I also need a scanned copy of your ID document (passport or ID National Card).

God bless you!
Jesus

===

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 10:06 am

Late yesterday
Cherno: Okay my dear thank you for your that courageous advice
Am always behind you
You are the mother of my children
I love you so much
Very soon I will come an stay with you forever
You are the mother of my children forever without you am nothing to the world
I can't live in this world without you very soon I will there to start a new life with you an our kids forever
My Mum is very happy with you. She told me when we married is forever
She said you are very beautiful just like an angel
I love you so much my dear
I can't believe the day we will be together
Have a peaceful night

8:11 Cherno

Quote:

I can't go to dakar am scared

8:55 Emma

Quote:

Why are you scared? mr. Plateaux explained everything to you. Everything will be ok. If you send in a picture of yourself in front of the bus station, he will have his driver pick you up. Nothing can go wrong.
Love, Emma

9:01 Cherno

Quote:

Okay no problem

9:02 Cherno

Quote:

I have already bought my ticket to Dakar

9:08 Cherno

Quote:

Thank you so much don't worry about it my dear

9:10 Emma

Quote:

Oh, I'm glad to hear that. You need the money in the parcel to come to me and I don't want to wait a day longer than necessary.

This morning
Cherno: Am scared I don't think I will go for the parcel.
Okay no problem
I have already bought my ticket to Dakar
Emma: Don't be scared honey. Everything will be ok. Mr. Plateaux told you that all the costs of the trip will be refunded to you. Can you make a picture of the ticket and send it to him? Or you can send it to me and I'll make sure he'll get it.. Also all other costs you make for this trip, food, bus, hotel, drinks, anything. Make pictures of the receipts or tickets and send them so you can get the money back.
Cherno: Okay don't worry
Mr. Plateau told me just to write it down on a booklet
Just have a peace of mind my dear
Emma: In the email he just sent he told you to make pictures of the tickets you have and send them to him
Cherno: Okay I bought my ticket yesterday but they will give it to me the day am going to dakar
That's why
Emma: ok, just send it as soon as you have it so mr. Plateaux can arrange to have the money ready for you when you arrive there
Cherno: Okay my dear I will do that
Emma: Are you going by train?
or bus?
Cherno: By bus
Emma: what time do you need to leave?
Cherno: Tuesday morning then I will reach on Wednesday afternoon around three pm
Emma: really? Is the trip that long?
Cherno: No is okay
Don't worry about it I will be fine.
Emma: I hope so. Make sure your phone is charged and you have an extra battery, I want to be able to contact you
Cherno: Okay no problem
Emma: what route is the bus taking? I like to know where you will be

If he takes the bus from barra (after the banjul-barra ferry) He will be in Dakar on tuesday afternoon instead of wednesday. Jesus already told him a tuesday pickup will not be possible, because he will be away to the north for a diamond transport. Looks like this idiot either takes a very long detour to dakar or he'll be there a day too early and have himself stranded in harsh conditons, without us having to think of a reason why he wouldn't be picked up by the driver.

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 12:01 pm

11.44 - Cherno, to manager Jesus:

Quote:

Thank you mr.jesus I have had what you said. Actually iam traveling by bus. Yesterday I bought my ticket from Banjul to dakar it cost me (1000 dalasis.) And my feeding which am going to use for my journey is (700 dalasis) therefore all together is (1,700 dalasis ). In dollars is just a ($100) altogether. Thank you.

Few minutes later, Jesus answered:

Quote:

Dear client Cherno, ok, everything is clear for me.
Please send me a copy of your bus ticket and, if you will take the ferry from Banjul to Barra, please also send me the ferry-ticket photocopy.
It's enough to make a scanned copy, or take a picture of the ticket and send me the picture attached to the message. I will also reimburse all the costs with food and water on the entire journey.

Please keep me informed of the evolution of your trip and send me a confirmation when you cross the senegalese border (from Amdallai to Karang).
At what time do you think you will be at the Beaux-Maraichers Bus Station (Dakar)? In the morning, at the noon time, in the evening of the day?

God bless you!
Jesus

===

Cherno... I think he did not read the messages carefully because he insists he comes "tomorrow" (Tuesday). Laughing

Quote:

Hello mr.jesus don't worry about my national id card I will come with it when am coming tomorrow . Thank you

Manager Jesus:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Cherno,
I'm sure you will come up with the document, otherwise we will not be able to identify correctly.
But the rules force me to ask for a copy of the ID, so please send me a scanned copy.

God bless you!
Jesus

Cherno... Hmm, you are not stupid enough if you are not stubborn too. He do not want to send his ID. Laughing

Quote:

Mr.jesus I will come with my id card don't worry everything will be cleared when I come over there sir. Thank you

and

Quote:

Okay I will send you everything mr.jesus don't worry. Thank you

and

Quote:

Hello mr.jesus Am hoping to arrive in Dakar bus station in the morning.

12.25 - I think the idiot has someone known person in Dakar (a friend of him, or a relative)... because he said he was going to be in the bus station in the morning, it's clear he'll be there from Tuesday.
- I do not think he's gonna sleep at the hotel, like a boss! Laughing

... my manager Jesus wrote to our idiot:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Cherno,

Okay, it's okay, I'll arrange things so the driver to be available and can take you from there.
Please send me a picture of you in the Beaux-Maraichers bus station so Mr. Pumba will recognize you. OK?
Our cars are white and are inscribed on the side with the company name.

God bless you!
Jesus

16.25 - Four hours later, Mr. Idiot Cherno answered:

Quote:

Okay no problem I will send you my picture mr.jesus thank you so much

17.01 - Cherno, to Jesus:

Quote:

Dear Mr jesus my bus driver told me the bus stops at "palsel" in Dakar that's the garage for their bus thank you.

and

Quote:

Dear mr jesus can you please tell your driver to wait for at that garage "palsel" in morning thank you

- My manager Jesus, to our idiot... I have not found anything related to "Palsel", so I do not know what to say.

Quote:

Dear Mr. Cherno,

Garage PALSEL? Is it written correctly?
Ask your bus driver if he can make a "stop" in Beaux-Maraichers (Pikine Area), or ask for the precise address in Dakar for that Palsel Garage.

God bless you!
Jesus

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 8:15 pm

Cherno: It is taking the karang road to beaux
I have calculate it with mr. Hesus my dear
Emma: Ok, I'm glad to know you sorted it out with him.
Later
Cherno: Thank you so much my dear
Later
Chrno: I love you so much my dear
Emma: good evening. love you too
Cherno: Evening how are you
How was work today
Emma: It was good. yours too?
Cherno: Yeah but today am at home because am going to Dakar
I will reached on Wednesday morning
Emma: and you leave this evening?
Cherno: Sorry what you do mean
Emma: I was asking when you need to go
you told me this evening or is it next evening?
Cherno: Okay I told you am leaving on Tuesday morning
Emma: oh, sorry I remembered wrongly
where will you stay the night?
Cherno: This night or which
Emma: the tuesdaynight, before you arrive in dakar?
Cherno: I will spend it on the bus traveling to Dakar the whole night I love you so much my dear don't worry about it
Emma: Ok I won't
Are you traveling alone?
Cherno: Thank you no am traveling with lots of people in the bus.
Emma: haha, I understand that, but I mean is a friend or family coming with you?
Cherno: Or no am traveling alone
Emma: Ok, please be careful
Cherno: Okay no problem, I will! Thank you so much my dear have a good night am now going to bed because Tomorrow I should wake up so early to catch up the bus.
Emma: ok, hope you have a good night. I will have several meetings at work tomorrow, but please let me know where you are and if you're ok
Cherno: Okay no problem my wife I will let you know everything going on. Just have a peace of mind
Emma: ok, thank you

And the lad was still active on messenger, but Emma is not as important anymore now he's so close to the money.... again she's easily traded in for a box of equipment. If Emma was real she'd be really insulted.

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 9:12 pm

From our moron, another 3 (almost) identical messages:

Quote:

Okay Mr. jesus. I will asked my driver to make a stop at "beaux" don't worry about it thank you so much

and

Quote:

Okay mr jesus. I will inform my driver to make a stop at "beaux (pikine area)" thank you sir....

and

Quote:

But don't worry Mr jesus I will asked him to make a stop at (beaux pikine area( thank you sir.

21.10 - Manager Jesus, to Cherno:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Cherno,

OK, everything is clear and well established.
You must have a valid SIM card, so you can send me your picture with you when you get to Dakar.
My driver will be ready to come and pick you up and bring you to our warehouse.
You must have a valid ID for identification and please keep all receipts (so I can redeem them).

God bless you!
Jesus

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 6:26 am

Tuesday

06.13 - The lad wrote to my manager Jesus:

Quote:

Please mr. Jesus am on my way coming to dakar today Tuesday but I will reach tomorrow morning Wednesday please tell your driver to wait for me. Thank you sir..

- Five minutes later, Jesus wrote:

Quote:

Good morning Mr. Cherno,
What time do you expect to get to Dakar? Please ask the bus driver.
Also, ask him if he gets to Place de l'Independance at Bus Station Leclerc.
Take a picture of yourself in the bus now and send it to me along with a copy of the ticket.

God bless you,
Jesus

Looks like our idiot's already on his way. Laughing

According to my estimations, his trip (~ 350 km) takes up to 8 hours.
I think he has a relative or a friend in Dakar... that's perfect, because we can try to keep him there for several days. Laughing

===

06.50 - This idiot is completely confusing and it will be fun to talk to him... he sends me repeated messages every 5-10 minutes.
Each message is different from the previous one Twisted Evil

, so the manager Jesus will be messed up and things will terribly complicate. Poor Cherno! Laughing

Cherno, to manager Jesus:

Quote:

Hello Mr jesus. We will arrive today Tuesday around 4pm but not Wednesday. Then please tell your driver to pick me up

Jesus, to Cherno:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Cherno,
Please try to be coherent and not to contradict yourself. In the previous message, you told me you were going to get to Dakar tomorrow morning and I have already done all the necessary preparations.
Now, you're telling me you're gonna get to Dakar this afternoon. What is the truth? Do you arrive today in the afternoon, or tomorrow morning?
Tell me where the bus stops in Dakar (you have to ask the driver) and send me a picture of you right now.
I'll send Mr. Pumba (the driver of our company) to wait for you there. But I do not want to make a mess because you are unable to provide accurate information.

I have to leave in half an hour in the north of the country, because I have to supervise the delivery of a shippment of diamonds. You already know that our meeting was scheduled for tomorrow morning.
My driver Pumba will take you to the warehouse and you will be able to stay there and expect me to come back from my trip today. I announce that I will come late at night. Okay for you?

God bless you,
Jesus

Cherno, five minutes later:

Quote:

We are not giving tickets yet because we don't appart yet people are just starting to enter the bus.

Jesus:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Cherno, yesterday you told me you already bought the bus ticket.
Where are you now at this moment? Send me a picture of you from that place.

Regards,
Jesus

Cherno, again... other story, other meeting place. Laughing

Quote:

Dear Mr. jesus or asked your driver to meet me at airport junction. In Dakar

Jesus, to Cherno:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Cherno, this is your final destination? Airport Area, in Dakar? Okay, it will be easy for Mr. Pumba to take you.
I repeat, you have to send me a picture in front of airport, for Pumba to recognise you very easily. Okay?
Do you have a valid SIM Data card, for Senegal phone-internet newtork? Do you have your ID document with you?

God bless you,
Jesus

Cherno:

Quote:

Hello mr. jesus I don't say I want to meet you today for the parcel delivery no. but I just want to come early so that I can spend the night at dakar do you understand.

Jesus:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Cherno,
Oh, now I understand everything perfect. You have a friend in Dakar and you will stay with him overnight. Correct?
Tomorrow morning you want me to send my driver Pumba in front of the airport to meet you. Correct?

Jesus

Cherno:

Quote:

Thank you

Jesus:

Quote:

Mr. Cherno, everything is very clear now. Thank you!
I would like you to let me know when you cross the border at Karang cross-border Police Station.
Also, it would be useful to send me a copy of the ferry ticket and bus ticket, so I can already prepare the documents for settlement of the amounts.

Regards,
Jesus

Cherno:

Quote:

Please mr.jesus just tell your driver to wait for me at airport junction thank you.

Jesus:

Quote:

Yes, of course.
No problem, everything is ready for your visit.
Jesus

===

Emma, to her dear husband-to-be:

Quote:

Good morning honey. I hope you have a good trip. Please let me know during the day where you are.
After you have picked up the parcel, we will finally be able to be together soon. I'm so happy, I almost can't wait anymore.
Love, Emma

===

Cherno, to Jesus:

Quote:

Don't worry about it just go an do your mission my parcel delivery is tomorrow Wednesday

and

Quote:

Thank you sir..

Honestly, this lad is more idiotic than Musa... and I thought this was not possible. I hope to get from him some funny trophies, but the man is truly imbecile. Laughing

===

07.52 - Cherno, to Jesus:

Quote:

Thank you sir..

I'm trying to get confirmation from his "Safari trip":

Quote:

Mr. Cherno,
Did you cross the border? Did you pass Karang cross-border point?
Please confirm and sent me your photo in the bus.

God bless you and have a nice trip,
Jesus

===

08.27 - Cherno... another two messages to Jesus.

Quote:

Okay but just tell your driver to wait for me at airport junction our bus color is blue

and

Quote:

Around 4pm

- The idiot deliberately ignores my requests for "trophies": copies of tickets and his photo... so, we will also ignore his messages. Twisted Evil

- FFS, the operational manager Jesus is gone to ensure that diamond transport, right? Laughing

- From here: BLUE BUS, we can see "the blue bus". It is about a new gambian company operating on the Banjul-Dakar route Laughing

- Also, if we search for "Terminus Leclerc" on Google Maps, we will get the position of Terminal Bus Leclerc Station in Dakar... in the pictures you can see the same "blue bus".

So, we have clear & serious clues that the idiot is on such a "blue bus"! Laughing

===

09.04 - The moron answered to Emma:

Quote:

Thank you am already in the bus

Emma's fast reply:

Quote:

I'm happy to hear that. I hope you are ok. Can you send me a picture of you? Are you already in senegal?
Love
Emma

- Taking into account that the young woman sent him a parcel with electronics + $ 20,000, our idiot is extremely laconic and weary with the words.
- Perhaps he is "already seeing the money in his pocket", so he does not think it is appropriate to insist too much on "the proof of love".
- Well, we'll take care that these things come back against him! Laughing

09.14 - 10 minutes later, the manager Jesus wrote:

Quote:

Mr. Cherno, I have to leave now and I will not be able to communicate with you regularly in the next few hours.
Please confirm where you are now, so I can send Mr. Pumba (my driver) to the Airport meeting place.
I need a photo of you for easy recognition.

For an effective communication, you can send your photo directly to Mr. Pumba's email address: < snip >
He does not speak English, so you just need to communicate the meeting scheduled time and where you are, precisely.
It would be good to see in that picture the position you are waiting, for Mr. Pumba to come directly there and know who you are.

God bless you,
Jesus

===

09.44 - Our moron sent another two messages to manager Jesus... He claims he crossed the border, so theoretically we have a Safari ... it remains to confirm directly. Laughing

Quote:

Am on the way we have pass the border point between Gambia and Senegal am on the raod karang but just tell your driver to wait for me at the airport junction because I can't take pictures here the bus is running. Thank you sir...

and

Quote:

I can speak wollof very well sir.. thank you

The manager is already gone, so the messages will remain unread until the idiot sends us "proof" that he is at the Dakar airport. Laughing

===

10.10 - Our moron, answering to Emma's previous message:

Quote:

Not yet am on the way to dakar

and, the 2nd one, refering to his "picture".

Quote:

I have sent it check your messenger

- Emma's answer:

Quote:

I am in meetings today and can't check messenger now. Can you send it to my email? Click that paperclip icon to attach the picture. It's very easy. Where are you now?
Love Emma

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 12:47 pm

10:17 on messenger:

Silence ever since. He didn't respond to my email and hasn't been online on messenger for over 3 hours.

Emma wrote him:
Honey, I didn't hear from you for a long time. Where are you? Are you ok?

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 12:57 pm

^^^ Muhahahaha! Too sexy, too stupid... just prepared for Safari. Laughing

I hope he has some clean clothes with him, for the scheduled appointment tomorrow. Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:08 pm

SAFARI confirmed!

I have confirmation that our idiot is in one of the buses "deserved" by Dakar Dem Dikk company, on the Banjul-Dakar route.
In the absence of the picture with the idiot waiting at the airport, the evidences are only indirect... but, together, they lead to the same hypothesis: The idiot is already in Senegal!

1) Our idiot wrote to my manager: "... tell your driver to wait for me at airport junction our bus color is blue."

2) This company (Dakar Dem Dikk) operates on the Dakar Banjul route and has blue buses.

LINK #1: http://portablebi.net/dakar-banjul-via-dakar-dem-dikk-bientot-disponible/ - "Nous allons bientôt lancer ‘Afrique Dem Dikk’, avec la création de la ligne de transport Dakar-Banjul par la société Dakar Dem Dikk."

LINK #2: http://news.adakar.com/p/60292.html - "Le directeur général de Dakar Dem Dikk a présenté à Monseigneur Benjamin Ndiaye, Archevêque de Dakar, le projet "Sénégal Dem Dikk" et a sollicité auprès de lui des prières."

3) The idiot sent (just to Emma Laughing

) a picture of him in the "Banjul-Dakar" bus.

By comparing the pictures, it is immediately apparent that the "interior finishes" of the bus are identical.
So, our moron Cherno is in Senegal! Safari confirmed!

Laughing